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thehandl3r · 2 years

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The worker in the store when Five told her to look after Delores and how she liked sequins:

#the umbrella academy #tua #the second I saw the reaction pic my mind went to that scene #umbrella academy #umbrella academy memes #five hargreeves #delores #five x Delores #five x dolores #power couple #memes #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #lila pitts

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lvcygraybaird · 2 months

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY APPRECIATION WEEK ☂️

DAY 3 — favorite dynamic(s)

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moonyswritinq · 1 year

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five : "how did none of you hear what I just said?"

you : "I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."

diego : "I got distracted about halfway through."

klaus : "ignoring you was a conscious decision."

luther : "I heard what you said, just didn't understand."

allison : "yeah, I don't care what you were saying."

viktor : "was I supposed to be listening to you?"

five : "you're all FUCKING USELESS!"

#moonyswritinq #incorrect quotes #i stole this from someone #the umbrella academy #tua incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #five hargreeves #number five #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #x you #the umbrella academy x you #x gender neutral reader #x male reader

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davidjosephkatz · 3 months

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katz, david j july 23, 1939 dallas, wisconsin - ✞ february 21, 1968 hill 689, a shau valley, vietnam

inspired by:

#today is dave's death anniversary and i wanted to post something a little more positive 🫠#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #number five #david joseph katz #dave katz #klave #klaus x dave #dave x klaus #<3 #*

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we-stan-fiction · 10 months

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If I was in a tv show:

Evil guy: you can run but you can't hide.

Me: *trips and falls almost immediately*

Evil guy: apparently, you can't do that either.

#the umbrella academy #five x reader #umbrella academy diego #five #whump writing #five hargreeves #skye ward #whump prompt #umbrella academy allison #caretaker #if wip #if i was in a show #imagine #elena #damon #prompt #stefan #klaus

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mediocreomen · 2 years

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allison took new hair new me WAYYY too seriously this season. girl what the fuck

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the-doctor-3000 · 2 years

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HC: Five developing feelings for the Handler's biological daughter who is almost like Black Widow.

Ok, you guys first met in the Commission.

Obviously.

You were at least in your 30s.

Your mother put you in charge of Five and keep an eye on him.

Since you are the best spy and assassin.

Let me say that you two didn't get along very well.

At first.

You didn't like him because of his disinterest in working with you.

Five didn't like you because he thought you were just like your mother.

(Little did he know that you actually hated her)

He started falling for you when you skillfully "handled" someone, who would be a threat to the timeline, with your device called Widow's Bite.

You made this whole thing looking like art to him.

And when you told him that you made that weapon. He is more than impressed.

After some time passed, his feelings grew stronger and you felt like you could trust him.

So you told him that you planned on bringing your mother down.

He highly approved.

He then revealed that he was going to probe the cause of the apocalypse.

You agreed to help him travel back in time.

When you two succeeded, there was a small problem.

You both were transferred back to your teenage bodies.

And. . .

You meet his family.

Yay!

"Five's got a girlfriend!" the one you assumed to be Klaus exclaimed in a cheery tone

"He/She is not my boyfriend/girlfriend!!" both you and Five said, the latter flushed slightly

You were shocked!

Five, blushing? Yup, this was the end of the world.

His brothers - mostly Klaus and Diego a bit - start teasing him for his crush.

They would say stuff like "Here's mister Five and his missus.", "Does anyone hear the wedding bells?" or "Make way for the future couple."

But what would get on your nerves and make you both a blushing mess would be when one of them called you an old couple.

Like, you guys would start bickering about ways to stop the apocalypse and Diego would just blurt out "You guys know that you act like an old married couple, right?"

Your brow twitched in anger and with a growl you threw a knife right past his head, cutting some of his hair in the process.

You glare at Diego with a look that could kill as if to say 'Don't mess with me.'

Five just looked at you a bit dreamily with a proud and lovely smile.

After that, you are not sure how to face Five without blushing.

#tua x reader #five x reader #five x y/n #the umbrella academy #tua s1 #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua season one #the handler #black widow #help i saw the 3rd season of tua and i can't stop crying

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kalliyen · 2 years

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The Handler to Five in s2:

I hope this hasn’t been done yet

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itstheghostofmypast · 2 years

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Y/N: (ಠ益ಠ)

Klaus: Is she...okay?

Five: Yeah, why?

Lila: She look's constipated.

Five: That's just her thinking face...

#five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five x reader #tua x reader #diego hargreeves #five hargreaves x reader #five x y/n #klaus hargreeves #vanya #allison hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #yes i have a weird thinking face

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fantasticwolfpenguin · 2 years

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Wait wait does Five imply that Ben and Klaus hooked up after the wedding…

I like how Five is always the hapless aro ace having to watch everyone else have to bothersome relationships.

#i need to know if it’s now Klaus x Ben #Luther tua #five tua #luther hargreeves #the umbrella academy #aro ace five #the umbrella academy spoilers #five hargreeves #image description in alt #tua S3 ep 8 #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #aro ace headcannon #ace headcannon

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behrads-world · 2 years

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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 OF TUA

Warnings: Drinking and references to smut but no actual smut.

Enjoy please

- N <3

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Why you had been invited to Luther’s bachelor party when you should’ve been hanging with the girls, you have no idea.

But you weren’t complaining because it means you get to spend whatever time you have left close to five.

“Can’t believe Luther is the first one of us that get hitched” says Diego, intently watching the horrible performance going on in front of you. You couldn’t blame him though, he was getting married.

Wow, Luther was getting married and you were still sitting here, hiding your feelings from the boy you wished to call your own.

Good for him

“I can, I caught him marrying action figures in ,like, third grade” Viktor adds on to his brother.

“Did not” Klaus whines.

You snuck a glance at five as he took another sip of his drink. If he kept up his pace he would be wasted by the end of the night.

But then again, he deserved it. He’s been working himself to the bone for the past 27 days.

It was when Five met your gaze that you looked away, focusing on the conversation happening around you.

“This isn’t how I pictured our bachelors party, you know?” Diego spoke again, gesturing with his hands.

Klaus added his two cents in “well, the world’s running a little short on strippers and tea cakes right now”

“Just surprised you didn’t invite daddy dearest to come join us” Five spoke up. Gosh, his voice was enough to make your knees weak.

“Oh come on. He’s such a kind and thoughtful soul He’s not like our hargreeves.” You loved Klaus don’t get me wrong but he was too trusting. He thought a man like your father could change.

You scoffed “As if, dad? Being kind?” You shook your head at that. Even if the world was ending you would never trust that man.

“Let me finish” Klaus raised his glass at you, a silent plea “but I’ll admit I needed a break from the old dog”.

Nothing I can say, total eclipse of the heart

Luther finished singing his solo, dropping the microphone on the floor as he made his way off the stage.

“What are you SOBs so down in the mouth about? This is a party” Luther takes a seat next to Viktor.

“I’m so glad we got to go out with a big ol bang while we still can” Klaus say’s. “Hey, here’s to us” he stands so abruptly you almost drop your glass.

Everybody stood from their seats to join the toast “we’ve had a hell of a run.”

A series of small “ cheers” sounded followed by the clicking of the glasses.

“Who's next?” Diego asked after he sipped his drink.

“Oh, that’d be me” Five was the last person you’d expect to take up a karaoke offer. “Cause I have finally come to a decision.”

“So what’s it going to be, maestro?”

“It’s going to be a duet my friend” You take your seat again as five and Klaus clamber onto the stage, preparing for their duet.

“Now I’ve had the time of my life.” Five began the song.

In the years of knowing him you had never heard him sing, albeit it wasn’t that good considering his (almost) drunk state.

No I’ve never felt this way before, yes I swear it’s the truth and I owe it all to you.

“I’m going to do it” you announced the decision that you settled on a while ago.

It was quite enough for Luther, Viktor and Diego to hear.

Viktor gave you a knowing look, Diego gave a small nod. And Luther looks utterly confused.

“Do what?” The man asks, to satisfy his curiosity. But you were already detached from the topic, looking over at five.

“Ohhh” You could tell he came to his senses and finally realized what you meant.

“It’s on her bucket list,” Diego added.

Five ushered Luther onto stage with them, “ Viktor, Viktor don’t be shy, you too Diego” you laughed at the siblings misfortune.

“I see you over there laughing (y/n), get up here” and he wouldn’t really need to ask you twice, he’s practically handing you the perfect opportunity.

This could be love because I’ve had the time of my life, no I’ve never felt this way before.

Yes I swear it’s the truth and I owe it all to you

Now was perfect

“Everyone I have an announcement to make” you could hear the slur in your words, you didn’t even realize you had drank that much.

The singing stopped as everyone turned their attention to you.

“Recently I have been feeling…well, feelings” Did that even make sense? “and not only is that feeling because of the new found family I have in you all” you gestured to them.

“There was also a feeling of loneliness, but that feeling went away as soon as I met this lil psychopath” you made eye contact with five and you could see the small smile gracing his features.

“You showed me a world I never thought existed and you were there when I needed you most, and now I’m seeing the world dissolve into oblivion and I’m realizing that this is the only chance I have, even if it doesn’t go my way”

You pull up your pant leg and go down on one knee, you might be making a fool of yourself but you don’t seem to care.

“Five hargreeves, I love you”

The smile fell from his face and you knew you messed up. Why would you do something so stupid?

The handler warned you that five never loved anyone but himself but you chose not to listen to her.

You stopped your little show and got off your knee and balanced yourself on both legs again. “I’m sorry that was stupid, I just didn’t want to have this burden on my heart”

“At least I could say I try” you were already planning out the rest of the night, Holed up in your designated room berating yourself for your actions.

You turned to begin the walk of shame to your room.

You were startled when five blinked in front of you. With barely anytime for you to react he pulled you in, smashing his lips onto yours.

There was no way you could describe it other than fireworks, like you two were just made for each other, made to be with each other.

The kiss was soft yet fierce at the same time, it portrayed the emotions you knew he was too afraid to show.

When he pulled away, you missed the warmth. You barely registered the siblings cheering from behind you.

“Then what are we waiting for, let’s spend whatever time we have left with each other” and with that he blinked you both out of the lounge.

You landed gracefully onto the mattress below, face up, gaining a clear view of five unknotting his tie.

Whilst his fingers worked in his tie he slotted himself between your open legs and bent to plant another kiss to your lips.

“I love you too”

This was the best way to spend your last night on earth.

💍

A/n hi I’m new to writing on tumblr so please no hate.

Feel free to request Five imagines

#five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #fanfic #i love you #romance

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eddies-guitar13 · 1 year

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Five: OMG, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKIN-

Diego: if you stop yelling i'll give you a gold star.

Five: i-

Five: *sighs*

Five: *shuts up*

Diego: *puts a gold star on a five shirt* there we go.

Five: whatever.

Later:

Five: *looks at gold star*

Five: *starts crying on the floor*

Viktor:*peeping from five's room* *whispering* what did you do??

Diego: *whispering* i just gave him a gold star??

Viktor: *sighs*

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klaroklaus · 10 months

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I don’t mind the miracle babies plotline for Klaroline when I get to do MY miracle klaroline baby as a treat ! give these bitches a tribrid blonde curly haired baby who grows to be a bit weird and unhinged but empathetic and kind in a way only a child raised by klaus and caroline would be

#klaroline #tvd fanfiction #klaus x caroline #caroline x klaus #give me those miracle Klaroline daughters #I’m like that one meme:#can I have five more of these little blonde bitches?

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lanawinterscigarettes · 2 years

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Send 👏 in 👏 umbrella 👏 academy 👏 requests 👏 please 👏

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potatoodles · 2 years

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the Umbrellas when they’re at the Academy...

#tua #hiii this is a quick break from commissions to announce i watched season 3 and my brain is going off #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #diego x lila #Allison Hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves

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shitideas · 9 months

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🪼 info

my name is celeste, i’m 18 and i’m just starting this blog! i’m planning on writing short stories or one shots on characters that i currently like, or by requests.

i won’t be writing smut, mostly because i feel weird writing it… 🌚 but maybe i’ll change my mind in the future..

i’ll mostly be writing fluff and angst, or just what i’m feeling in the moment.

i might also post some of my art here since i do draw!

♡ - fluff

☆ - angst

characters i’m writing for:

SCREAM

stu macher : melting ♡, the end ☆ the beggining ☆

billy loomis : polaroids ♡

mickey altieri

roman bridger

charlie walker

ethan landry

sidney prescott

tatum riley

gale weathers

jill roberts

kirby reed

amber freeman

TV SHOWS

never have i ever

devi vishwakumar

paxton hall-yoshida

ethan morales

stranger things

eddie munson

billy hargrove

max mayfield

ginny & georgia

marcus baker

abby littman

the umbrella academy

five hargreeves

diego hargreeves

klaus hargreeves

lila pitts

outer banks

jj maybank

pope heyward

rafe cameron

sarah cameron

cleo

shameless

carl gallagher

lip gallagher

ian gallagher

fiona gallagher

veronica fisher

you can send in requests for some other characters if you’d like, i can’t really remember all of the shows i’ve watched lol. thank you for coming onto my page! i’ll see you soon with some stories 🫶🏻

🪼

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