The umbrella academy incorrect quotes
y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.
Five: Is that so?
y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.
Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D. in four days does not impress me.
Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!
y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?
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Y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Five: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Klaus*
Klaus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Y/n: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Y/n: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Klaus : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Klaus : The cow???
Y/n: What?
Five: Klaus , W H Y?
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Y/n: Is having a penis fun?
Viktor : It has its ups and downs.
Klaus : Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Diego : It’s a pain in the ass.
Five : Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Klaus : ... Your what?
Y/n: My friends.
Five: Are they saying “friends”?
Viktor : I think they're being sarcastic.
Diego : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.
Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Luther : I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Diego : You? Magic? Luther, it says talent show.
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Y/n, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Klaus : I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Klaus : Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Y/n, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Klaus : ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Klaus : YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Y/n, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
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Y/n: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Luther : Oh, you’ve been?
Y/n: Once. In Monopoly.
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Y/N: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Five: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Diego: *falls down the stairs*
Lila: Are you okay?
Y/N: Stop falling down the stairs!
Five: How’d the ground taste?
Luther: *sees Y/N and Five together*
Luther: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Allison: You mean... you ship them?
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five : "how did none of you hear what I just said?"
you : "I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."
diego : "I got distracted about halfway through."
klaus : "ignoring you was a conscious decision."
luther : "I heard what you said, just didn't understand."
allison : "yeah, I don't care what you were saying."
viktor : "was I supposed to be listening to you?"
five : "you're all FUCKING USELESS!"
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