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ourgoddessathena · 2 years

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Five : *Accidentally hits Y/N in the face*

Five : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Five : "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

Y/N : "What’s wrong with you?!"

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igotanidea · 2 years

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The umbrella academy incorrect quotes

y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.

Five: Is that so?

y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.

Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D. in four days does not impress me.

Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!

y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?

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cardinalcheerio · 5 months

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Diego: god, you have daddy issues

Lila: Can't have daddy issues if I've never had a dad!

Five: that's literally the definition of daddy issues

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just-incorrect-tua · 2 years

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Klaus, being overdramatic: Nobody really loves me...

Five, exhausted: Are you sure? Klaus: Yeah

Five, aggressively pointing at himself: Are you really fucking sure??

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captainwaffles · 2 years

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Five: Luther do you want another drink?

Luther drunk: what’s the closest drink they have to a chicken nugget?

Five: yeah okay you’re done

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diamondri · 18 days

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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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hihomeghere · 5 months

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I’m so normal about them

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highlyincorrect · 2 months

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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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topperscumslut · 2 months

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it’s literally him

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itstheghostofmypast · 10 months

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*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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five-hargreeves-apologist · 5 months

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Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.

Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U

Five: oh my fucking-

Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE

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ourgoddessathena · 2 years

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Five : "You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you."

Y/N : "I want you to eat three meals a day, drink less coffee, and have a decent sleep schedule."

Five : "Absolutely not."

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igotanidea · 1 year

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Umbrella academy incorrect quotes 2

based on some very particular song :D

Klaus: so... how do you two now each other?

y/n: ...that my best friend

Lilia: ....she a real bad bitch

y/n: ....got her own money

Lila: ....she don't need no 'nig

Klaus: ......

Luther: so ... how did you meet?

Lila: on the dancefloor

y/n: she had two..

Lila: .....three

y/n: ....drinks, she was twerking, throwing out and coming back in.

Diego: That's my girl

Five (eyes rolling) : great, another two idiots in the family.

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jasmineco2 · 5 months

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just-incorrect-tua · 2 years

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Klaus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time...

Five: [cracking his knuckles]

Five: Manslaughter it is.

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captainwaffles · 2 years

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Luther: Remember to drink the that sweet sweet liquid nutrients yall

Five: I’m on a diet that cuts all water

Klaus: I’m on a no nutrients diet

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