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kirinpl54 minutes ago
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Hardcase x Fem!Reader
Warnings: established relationship, pranks, sleeping together, kissing.
You and Hardcase have a tradition of watching horror movies together. You're scared, so you sleep together in the barracks, but something wakes you up in the middle of the night.
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You and Hardcase were together for a year now. You went to the cinema for your first date, and to make it more interesting, you chose a random movie. You've come across some lame horror where you laughed more than scared, but at least had the opportunity to talk. The date was successful anyway, and watching bad horror movies became a tradition.
But sometimes there were times when the movie turned out to be better than you thought and, well, you were scared. Hardcase couldn't stay with you, even though they were stationed on Courscant and were theoretically free, general told them not to relax too much, because they could be called to the front at any moment. Your boyfriend didn't want to leave you, cause he saw that you were afraid. Besides he missed you on a daily basis and wanted to spend some time with you, so he enlisted the help of his brothers. The 501st clones had procedures in case any of them wanted to bring a partner to the barracks. The 501st clones had procedures in case any of them wanted to bring a partner to the barracks. It mainly consisted in not reporting, and in the case of control, they assisted in the evacuation. These were rare, and usually you could just leave in the morning without stress.
Your boyfriend leaned you against the wall and clung to your mouth. You put your arms around his neck, pulling him closer, and he chuckled into your mouth.
"You can't help yourself, can you?" You purred, scratching the back of his neck. He pulled back a little and pressed his forehead to yours.
"No." He stated firmly and closed his eyes. "Not when I know I won't be able to get enough of you, when my brothers will be around."
"Hardcase, don't be like that!" You heard the playful voice you recognized as Fives. You have stepped back from each other. Echo nodded to you shyly, to which you replied with polite smile. Hardcase introduced you to twins first, and you quickly found a common ground. "Are you ashamed of us?"
"Sometimes." He admitted, then put his arm around your waist. "Like when you tell stupid stories about me in front of her."
"It was only once! After drinking!"
"Yeah, I probably don't know about most of them!" He stated, and you put your hand to his cheek. Hardcase immediately mellowed at your loving gaze.
"I like to hear stories about you. Especially the epic ones." You winked at him, the man placed a short kiss on your lips.
"If you act like this all night, I'll get diabetes." Echo added, but you paid no attention to him, busy staring at each other.
"Hey, lovebirds! Is there any reason why your lady will be sleeping here tonight?" Fives spoke up, and you finally turned your attention away from Hardcase.
"As long as you don't laugh." You looked at the guys and Echo nodded, signaling you to go on. "We watched a horror about a woman alone at home and my intuition tells me not to be alone."
"And you won't, Im not leaving you till morning." He dipped his face in your hair and you leaned your head against his chest. He was in exceptionally cuddling mood. "Now come on! Before they'll steal my blanket."
He grabbed your hand and you entered their room.
While you lay down on the bed talking to the rest of his brothers, Fives gave Echo a knowing look. The calmer one knew immediately what was on the other mind and began to deny him, but Fives knew that he would be able to persuade him anyway.
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After a long session of cuddling, you both fell asleep at last. You were lying with your head on his chest, and he was embracing you around the waist. Whenever you slept with him, you felt safe and that was the best type of dream you've ever had in your entire life.
You never had problems with sleeping while being with him, so now, when you woke up in the middle of the night, you got a little worried. You turned your head around, but in the dark you didn't notice anything suspicious, so you decided to close your eyes and went back to sleep. A long moment passed, you were on the verge of dreaming, but you felt something touch your toe. You shaked it, thinking it was some kind of bug, but then something grabbed your leg and pulled you. You squeaked, which wake your boyfriend, who immediately sat up.
"Cyare?!" He asked, when you clung to him scared.
"Something grabbed my leg!"
"Oh, harking hell." He quickly reached under his bunk and pulled out a flashlight from under it. He shone around the bed and sighed. "No one. You sure it wasn't a dream?"
"I'm sure! I felt it."
"If any of you are making stupid jokes, you better stop!" He shouted to his brothers, but silence answered him, so he shone on his brothers bunks, and you both noticed that... They were all sitting with blankets on their heads. It would be funny if they didn't all turn to face you at the same moment. Hardcase stepped back toward you, and you pressed against his shoulder. You felt your heart leap out of your chest.
As if programmed, they got out of bed and started walking slowly towards you. You backed up to the wall, nervously shining the flashlight on them.
When they started running, you both started screaming. They surrounded you and your only escape route through the door was blocked, so Hardcase did the only logic thing he could at that moment.
He threw himself under the bed and pulled a gun out from under it, set it on the stun and started shooting at the ghosts which, seeing what he was holding in his hand, gave up their spirituality and began to run away or hide.
Before you realized they weren't ghosts, but his brothers, twelve were lying unconscious on the floor.
Let's say Kix had trouble understanding your and Hardcase's explanation, and Rex gave Fives a week's cleaning shift in the bathroom, for woking up with screaming half of the 501st legion. They knew in the future, so as not to scare Hardcase, because he didn't care about the prohibition on keeping guns in the barracks.
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the-black-bulls17 hours ago
Hm how about Grey x Gauche for the ship ask meme thing 馃グ?
-this ask meme; requests are open-
Yes! Of course! I love these awkward dorks! 馃槉馃挅 I aged them up five years (I'll do this with all ships to be safe).
(Note: psst, the last line is a DIRECT reference to your drabbles! 馃槈)
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captain-valkyrie20 hours ago
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Date Night
Five Hargreeves x Reader
"Do you--maybe-- want to go on a date with me tonight?" Five asked, looking at the floor and scratching his neck.
You gave him a funny look. "Do you have temporary amnesia or something? We've been dating for 2 years."
He gave an exasperated sigh. "No, I'm asking if you'd maybe want to go on a date tonight. Like the cute shit other couples do, like going to restaurants and stuff."
You smiled sightly. "You mean like a date night?"
He nodded. "Yeah."
15 minutes later, you and Five were in his car, waiting at the red light. He seemed a little nervous, you thought. He was jiggling his leg, jumpier than you had ever seen him. Was it the pressure of being around other people?
Screw what other people did.
"Hey," you spoke softly, touching his knee. "We don't have to do this. We can go home if you want."
He shook his head.
"You're not comfortable with this." You stated.
Five couldn't deny that.
"So turn the car around. Let's change into our pajamas and order takeout and look for a true crime documentary to watch. Just like we do every other night." You encouraged. Five immediately felt himself relax at the mention of a date night at home, with you, alone. Just the both of you.
And so he did just that. He turned the car around and drove the both of you back home. Then you pulled out your phone and ordered Indian food and he picked out a documentary while you were waiting for your food to arrive.
He and you ended up falling asleep on the couch. There was this hazy glow of happiness that made it hard for Five to think about anything else other than how at peace he felt that night, but he did vaguely remember thinking about how this was how it ought to be.
Every single night.
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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captain-valkyrie21 hours ago
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It's You I Need Tonight
Five Hargreeves x Reader
It was 1 am, and you were sprawled on your couch watching a documentary. You weren't involved in it very much, because Five was due to come back from a mission soon.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, a blue light took your attention away from the TV and to the source of it. Five was standing in your living room, a little beat up, hair messy, and the rare streaks of blood--not his, you hoped--on his face.
He narrowed his eyes at you. "Is that my shirt?"
You smiled slightly. "I must have--ah, misappropriated it. How'd the mission go?"
Five's expression changed to a more solemn one, and you stood up from your position on the couch.
"Not--not bad," He said hesitantly. You put your arms around him.
"It's Vanya. She's-" He sucked in a breath. "Well, she got a little hurt. A lot hurt. "
"Oh." You breathed, your voice small. "You know, it's alright if you want to stay over at the Academy tonight?" You asked. Vanya was Five's favorite sibling. She meant tons to him. You knew that.
He shook his head, almost too fast. "No." He said, voice shaking ever so slightly. "It's--It's you I need tonight."
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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lvlofpanic22 hours ago
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Devotion Season One Trailer 2 | F.H
Five Hargreeves X Fem!Reader (Series)
Summary: In which the Hargreeves siblings come together to stop the end of the world.
Disclaimer: I don鈥檛 own the Umbrella Academy. All rights go to the creators of the show, the comics and everyone in between. Gifs used in these chapters are NOT mine and are/were found on Pinterest.
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence, Gore, Alcohol, Drugs, Smoking, Intense Scenes, and Abuse (if I missed any let me know)
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鈥 饾檸饾櫇饾櫔饾櫓 饾櫔饾櫏 饾櫖饾櫈饾櫋饾櫋 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔? 鈥
鈥 饾槇饾槾饾槾饾槱饾槹饾槶饾槮. 鈥
鈥 饾樈饾櫈饾櫓饾櫂饾櫇. 鈥
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" 饾槡饾槱饾槳饾樀, 饾槏饾槳饾樂饾槮, 饾樅饾槹饾樁 饾槰饾槹饾樀饾樀饾槩 饾槵饾槮饾槮饾槺 饾槪饾槼饾槮饾槩饾樀饾槱饾槳饾槸饾槰 饾槩饾槸饾槬 饾槾饾樀饾槩饾樅 饾槫饾槩饾槶饾槷. "
" 饾檾饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫇饾櫀饾櫕饾櫄 饾櫓饾櫎 饾櫊饾櫄饾櫄饾櫏 饾櫆饾櫎饾櫈饾櫍饾櫆. 饾檸饾櫎... 饾櫂饾櫋饾櫎饾櫒饾櫄. "
" 饾槏饾槳饾樂饾槮. 饾槏饾槳饾樂饾槮! "
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" 饾槜饾槼饾槹饾槪饾槩饾槪饾槶饾樅 饾槷饾樁饾槼饾槬饾槮饾槼. "
" 饾檲饾櫔饾櫑饾櫃饾櫄饾櫑. "
" 饾構饾槳饾槸饾槰 饾槬饾槳饾槸饾槰 饾槬饾槳饾槸饾槰! 饾槥饾槮 饾槱饾槩饾樂饾槮 饾槩 饾樃饾槳饾槸饾槸饾槮饾槼! "
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" 饾檱饾櫎饾櫎饾櫊 饾櫌饾櫄 饾櫈饾櫍 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫄 饾櫄饾櫘饾櫄 饾櫀饾櫍饾櫃 饾櫓饾櫄饾櫋饾櫋 饾櫌饾櫄 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔'饾櫑饾櫄 饾櫍饾櫎饾櫓 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫑饾櫄饾櫀饾櫓饾櫄饾櫍饾櫄饾櫃 饾櫍饾櫎饾櫖. "
" 饾槓'饾槷 饾槸饾槹饾樀. "
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captain-valkyriea day ago
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Bonnie and Clyde - [1/?]
Assassin!Five Hargreeves x Writer!Reader
Based on this post. I changed the serial killer!Five to assassin!Five because--well, serial killers are a little...too much. On the other hand, an assassin is just a serial killer who takes commissions. This is an AU where the siblings don't have powers, the Commission is a mafia, and Five happens to be their hitman.
Warnings: Descriptions of murder, violence
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Number 4, Tolland Drive was a very bleary place.
Detective Howe strolled the driveway before nonchalantly stepping into the house. He took a look of the lawn. It should have been muddy, having rained early this morning, but Mr. Benson's lawn was impeccable.
The door was slightly ajar; the living room in total disarray. Timothy whimpered behind him. "Quiet, lad." Howe growled, looking surreptitiously over his shoulder before taking another step into the kitchen, where Mr. Benson was lying.
Timothy whimpered something incoherent in response.
Howe walked briskly to the grim, motionless figure and crouched down near his head.
"Hmm.. yes, a gun shot to the head indeed. Timothy!" he called, and the boy jumped. "Read the reports of the Allenhurst and the Evan Street cases."
"S-Stab wound by a serrated blade and a butter knife to the brachial artery, respectively, sir."
Howe hummed. "There's no doubt that the perpetrator is the same."
"But the weapons are all different, sir?"
"Precisely."
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"Y/N, I'm home." Five sighed, shutting the door to your shared apartment, and slumping against the door. You got up from your desk chair and stepped out of your room. Your boyfriend was there, alright, looking exhausted as ever. "Rough day, honey?" You soothed, placing a hand on his cheek. "You've got no idea," Five said, looking up at you.
You smiled. The butcher shop where he worked was really very disconcerting; he had told you all about the annoying customers and the smell of raw meat and blood. It was terrible enough to tire out a grown man.
"Want me to put some coffee on? And then I'll show you the scene I wrote today," you said, running your hands across his shoulders in an attempt to relax him.
"That's great! You can show..me..." Five yawned, then groaned. "after I go take a shower."
You shook your head affectionately as you watched him topple into the bathroom.
Much love xxx how's the story so far lol?
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
Ask me if you wanna be tagged!!
Disclaimer: I know Bonnie and Clyde's relationship was deemed to be toxic, but the title is merely for aesthetic value and I do not support relationships of this calibre in any way.
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craziest-in-the-guilda day ago
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Get your Kix
Fives x F!Reader x Kix
Rating: Explicit 18+
C/W: Public sex acts with multiple partners, alcohol use, cursing.
Word count: 1866
A/N: So I had this idea the other day and it just doesn't fit with Rex, so I decided to write a one-shot (I think) with Fives and Kix. This title is trash, sorry.
You worked as a bartender at 79鈥檚 and couldn鈥檛 count how many clones had asked you out, but you could count the ones you鈥檇 said yes to.
You were drying a glass and daydreaming about the handsome men you鈥檇 been with. It had been a couple weeks since any of them had been on world and you were starting to feel needy.
Captain Keeli had been the first clone you鈥檇 said yes to. He was smooth talking and handsome. You two would often fuck and then cuddle, watching holo vids.
Fives had been after you for a while. You鈥檇 finally gone with him one night after he鈥檇 given you the sweetest, most pitiful look. He was simultaneously gentle with you, but rough. You loved how he fucked you like a whore, but took care of you after. He had enjoyed you so much that he said he needed to hook you up with his Captain, Rex.
Captain Rex鈥檚 men had finally convinced him to sleep with you one night. He wasn鈥檛 the kind to seek out comfort, but they all knew he needed it. He was a virgin, which had completely surprised you. He seemed totally embarrassed by the idea of a one night stand. He had enjoyed it, but was gone before morning came. He sent flowers the next day.
Commander Wolfe was the most wild clone you鈥檇 been with. That man knew exactly what he wanted and took it. He was good to you, but rough and had a habit of biting. He never commed the next day or while he was away, but any time he was in town, he鈥檇 come find you. You鈥檇 have to wear something with a high neckline the next day to hide the bite marks. You smirked at the thought.
A voice brought you out of your daydream.
鈥淗ey sweetheart, can I get a round of shots for me and my vod?鈥 It was Kix, a medic with the 501st.
鈥淥h, sorry I zoned out for a minute. Those will be right up for you.鈥
You were excited to see the 501st in town.
You鈥檇 been eyeing Kix for awhile, hoping he鈥檇 make the first move. Fives had told you that Kix had had his eyes on you, too.
Fives suddenly appeared beside Kix as if he鈥檇 heard you thinking about him. He was already drunk. You hoped he wouldn鈥檛 need yet another trip to med bay.
鈥淢esh鈥檒a!鈥 He grinned from ear to ear, leaning across the bar to give you a kiss on the cheek.
鈥淗ow are you tonight?鈥 You asked.
鈥淧erfect, now that I鈥檝e seen you!鈥
鈥淥h stop it,鈥 you said, feigning embarrassment.
鈥淧lease don鈥檛 end up in med bay tonight, Fives. I want to enjoy my night,鈥 Kix jeered.
鈥淗e鈥檚 trying to get with that cute medic, that鈥檚 why he keeps ending up in med bay,鈥 you gave Fives an accusatory look.
鈥淚 know, and she keeps turning you down!鈥 Kix said.
Fives grinned sheepishly and shrugged his shoulders. He grabbed half the shots and headed back to their corner booth.
You shook your head, smiling.
鈥淲ould you like to come have a drink with us?鈥 Kix asked.
鈥淚 would love to,鈥 you answered. Your shift was just about finished and you saw this as the perfect opportunity to get close to Kix.
You took off your apron and came around the bar, following Kix back to the booth.
Everyone greeted you and you slid into the booth between Fives and Kix.
You threw back four shots, one right after another and the men cheered. Honestly, it was nothing for you, but it impressed them.
Fives鈥 ungloved hand slipped under the table and onto your right thigh. His fingers quickly found the hem of your skirt and slid under it.
Meanwhile, Kix was telling you about some of the ridiculous injuries he鈥檇 seen and how the men had obtained them. The men seemed to always be up to some shenanigans.
You were focused, until Fives鈥檚 finger made its way to your clit. You hadn鈥檛 worn underwear and he was taking advantage of that.
You inhaled sharply as he rubbed your clit in tight, slow circles. After a few minutes, the finger dipped down to your wet slit.
You were thankful Kix had turned his attention to Jesse and Hardcase for the moment.
鈥淲hat ARE you doing?鈥 you hissed as you leaned close to Fives, hoping no one else could hear.
鈥淢aking sure you鈥檙e ready for Kix. And if things don鈥檛 go off between you two, maybe you鈥檒l be ready for me,鈥 he said, a sly smile on his face.
With that, the finger pushed into your slit, quickly finding your g spot. It was all you could do to not wiggle or whimper. He teased you just long enough to leave you frustrated.
鈥淵ou鈥檙e just going to have to let him know you鈥檙e interested,鈥 he whispered, withdrawing his finger.
The others had left to get more drinks, leaving you with just Fives and Kix. Fives excused himself to the 鈥榝resher.
You placed your hand on Kix鈥檚 thigh. His eyes met yours and you felt the heat rising in your cheeks. Blushing wasn鈥檛 something you did much of anymore, especially when a man was just looking at you.
He leaned forward, soft lips connecting with yours. It was over quicker than you liked.
鈥淲ant to dance?鈥 Kix asked.
鈥淥f course,鈥 you replied, breathless.
鈥斺斺斺斺斺-
The dance floor was crowded with clones and their companions. You鈥檇 seen a lot on this dance floor, including people fucking. No one cared.
You were grinding your ass against his codpiece, mentally cursing that piece of plastoid for being in the way.
He pulled you close, running his hands up your sides and bringing your arms up and around his head.
His lips brushed past your ear, lighting a fire in your core. You tilted your head slightly and he kissed your neck. The fire grew hotter and you could feel the slickness on your thighs.
Kix鈥檚 hands came back down, one resting on your breast and the other on your waist. He squeezed your breast and rolled the nipple between his fingers. You hadn鈥檛 worn a bra.
He brought his other hand up and teased your other nipple. You arched back, urging him to not stop. His teeth dragged across your neck.
鈥淲ant to get out of here, mesh鈥檒a?鈥 He whispered.
You turned, leading him outside to the alley. It wasn鈥檛 uncommon to see couples in the alley, but tonight you were alone.
Kix pinned you against the wall, kissing you fervently. He nipped your lip and you nipped back. Stars, he tasted so sweet.
You felt the shoulder ties of your dress come undone. He stepped back and pulled the front of your dress down, exposing your breasts to the night air. Kix stood there, admiring you.
鈥淵ou don鈥檛 mind being exposed where others could see?鈥 he asked.
鈥淚鈥檝e never done this, but I like the risk.鈥
You wondered if he could see how excited and nervous you were.
鈥淕ood,鈥 he said and leaned down, taking your nipple in his mouth.
Your cunt was aching with need.
鈥淧lease,鈥 you whined.
鈥淧lease what?鈥 He stood, locking eyes with you.
鈥淗mm?鈥 He pressed you for an answer.
You looked away as a group of clones passed the entry to the alley, but none had seen you. You weren鈥檛 sure if you were relieved or disappointed.
鈥淔ocus on me, not on them,鈥 he placed his thumb and forefinger under your chin and turned your head back to face him.
鈥淚, I want you in me,鈥 you smiled.
He reached down, removed his codpiece, pulled his hard cock from his blacks, and slid on a condom. He lifted your right leg and pushed his cock into your throbbing cunt.
鈥淢mmm,鈥 you whimpered.
鈥淭oo much?鈥 Kix asked.
鈥淣o, it鈥檚 just, maker, my cunt鈥檚 been aching all night and you feel so fucking good.鈥
He thrusted further into you, eliciting a gasp.
Your soft breasts pressed against his plastoid covered chest as he thrusted slowly.
鈥淪tars, you鈥檙e so fucking wet,鈥 he mumbled as he kissed you.
鈥淗ey! There you guys are!鈥
Your head snapped to the right, and you saw Fives walking down the alley.
Kix didn鈥檛 stop.
鈥淥h, um, I鈥檓 sorry, I鈥檒l be going,鈥 he stopped when he realized what was going on.
鈥淒o you鈥o you want to stay?鈥 you asked.
鈥淰od?鈥 Fives asked.
Kix nodded his head, never looking away from you or changing his pace.
He had been so quiet early in the evening, but so bold now. You were pleased.
Kix pulled you away from the wall, staying inside you.
Fives stepped behind you and Kix leaned you against Fives.
Fives took your hair in his hand and pulled your head back to look up at him.
鈥淲hen I was fingering that wet little pussy earlier, I didn鈥檛 know we would be in this position,鈥 he said.
He kissed you hard as his free hand massaged your breast and tugged your nipple. You鈥檇 never had two men at once and it was exhilarating.
Kix鈥檚 pace had quickened and you were about to cum.
鈥淵ou ask him, cyare,鈥 Fives said. You鈥檇 been with him enough that he could see your tells.
鈥淢ay I cum, p-please,鈥 you squeaked out.
鈥淵es, you鈥檝e been such a good girl, mesh鈥檒a,鈥 Kix said.
鈥淐um hard on his dick, just like you do for me cyare,鈥 Fives pulled your head back farther, exposing your neck and kissing it, nipping here and there. His hand slid down to your clit and the pleasure was overwhelming.
You closed your eyes as the fire that had been burning in your core turned into an explosion. Your cunt squeezed tight around his cock as you came.
鈥淔uck, so鈥ucking tight,鈥 Kix moaned through gritted teeth.
Kix picked up your other leg and Fives helped support you. He had shifted his arms to be under yours, supporting you, his hands on your breasts, pinching your nipples.
Kix thrust hard and fast, your cunt making a satisfying squelching sound with every stroke. He pulled your hips harder towards him, digging his fingertips into your soft flesh.
Fives rolled and pinched your nipples harder.
You held your breath and a delightful tingling consumed you.
You let out a scream, but Fives was prepared and placed his hand over your mouth to muffle it.
Kix was struggling to thrust against your tight walls and finally exploded inside you.
Fives removed his hand from your mouth and brushed the sweaty hair back from your forehead, placing a gentle kiss on the top of your head.
Kix pulled out of you and Fives had to support you to keep your weak legs from collapsing.
Kix pulled the front of your dress up and tied the straps. He then redressed himself.
鈥淢aker, cyare, that was amazing,鈥 he finally said, wiping his own sweaty brow.
You were able to stand now, although your legs were still trembling. You wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him.
鈥淚 want more, from both of you,鈥 you said.
鈥淚 think we can do that, mesh鈥檒a,鈥 Fives grinned.
鈥淟et鈥檚 get you home,鈥 Kix said.
You locked arms with them and headed towards your apartment.
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sodapopblogsa day ago
The thing that drives me insane is that when i search for TOP male readers, they give me BOTTOM male readers. Like.....is it so hard for them to just give me the fics with Top Male Reader????
Like 90% are bottom and the other 10% are top but not with the fandom i need for.....
i know that feeling, especially the last one you said. there are so many bottom male reader works 馃様馃様 and im not saying bottom male reader inserts are bad, just not the content for me (it also pisses me off when readers whine about "so many top male reader inserts" in a TOP male reader insert book, like bitch the fuck you say? we only have like fucking 6% on the "male reader" works here, so stfu bottom)
it really suck when there are so little top male reader inserts, especially in the fandoms im in where there is like two at best and none at worst, reasons why i even started writing because the content i want isnt provided for my poor simp ass 馃槶馃槶馃挃馃挃馃挃
but seriously, the tag system here is some times wack. ao3 also has the same problem as well wattpad (wattpad had always been wack af tho) and quotev's tagging system is lowkey none existent tbh
whats more shitty is that when you search "x male reader" or "x gn reader" stories, "x female reader" works gets mixed in and its even showing more results on the fem ones than what you searched for *sobs* i just want what i search not that shit 馃槫馃槫 again not saying reader inserts who's the mc is a female is bad, just not the content im looking for
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gospelofmea day ago
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Ugh, Another Scammer!!
Fives x Female reader
Warnings: none
You and your husband were having a nice, lazy day at home. He had managed to get the day off, on the condition that he鈥檇 come in on the weekend. You enjoyed a drama on the holo screen and were waiting on your take away to be delivered. Fives lounged on the floor, laying on his back. He had his legs propped up on the seat cushion next to you. He read something on a tablet screen, one of the detective novels he had found interest in.
鈥淚鈥檒l never understand how that is comfortable for you.鈥 You said, regarding him with an amused smirk. Fives shrugged, not taking his eyes off his book.
鈥淚t鈥檚 a mystery to me too babe.鈥 He replied. The corners of his lips formed a little smile when he felt your hand on his calf. Your comm unit went off and you checked the readout on your datapad.
鈥淯gh, another scammer?! Why? Do they have nothing better to do today?!鈥 You lamented while Fives quickly righted himself into a proper sitting position.
鈥淕imme gimme, I got this babe.鈥 You tossed the unit towards his outstretched hand, your husband catching it easily. He took a moment, clearing his throat. He then pressed the answering button and you heard a completely different voice emerge from your husband鈥檚 mouth. This one was a deep baritone, that had a soothing but stern quality to it.
鈥淗ello, thank you for calling the Galactic Intelligence Agency, Coruscant Division. You have reached our Fraud and Scam Department. All of our agents are currently assisting other callers, but we have already started to download your incoming and outgoing comm logs to compare against known Fraud and Scam alerts. Please hold and an agent will be with you- 鈥 you heard the call shut off, Fives checking the readout.
鈥淜riff, just once I want them to hold. I have the perfect music for them. 鈥榊ou鈥檙e A Lying Dwang鈥 by Federal Report.鈥 Fives sounded bummed out. You had always had to bite your lip to avoid ruining his whole sketch with your giggles.
鈥淢aybe one day babe.鈥 You comforted him, Fives pouted and returned to his novel. There was a ding at your door, and you hopped up to get the take away. After paying the delivery man, you returned to the sofa.
鈥淪o, how did you get so good with other voices?鈥 You had always wanted to know.
鈥淲ell, not all of us can do it. Some guys aren鈥檛 great at it at all. But others can do stellar impressions of the Generals. Cody does a killer impression of Generals Kenobi and Skywalker! Wolffe can impersonate General Windu so good, we once pranked General Skywalker into thinking he was needed by the Jedi Council ASAP. General Kenobi told him to mention a possible promotion.鈥
鈥淥h鈥y stars. Babe, you are terrible.鈥 You laughed.
鈥淣o, Wolffe is a damn underrated talent.鈥 Fives corrected.
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lvlofpanica day ago
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Devotion Season One Trailer | F.H
Five Hargreeves X Fem!Reader (Series)
Summary: In which the Hargreeves siblings come together to stop the end of the world.
Disclaimer: I don鈥檛 own the Umbrella Academy. All rights go to the creators of the show, the comics and everyone in between. Gifs used in these chapters are NOT mine and are/were found on Pinterest.
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence, Gore, Alcohol, Drugs, Smoking, Intense Scenes, and Abuse (if I missed any let me know)
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" 饾槏饾槳饾樂饾槮 饾樃饾槱饾槩饾樀 饾樀饾槱饾槮 饾槱饾槮饾槶饾槶! "
" 饾檮 饾櫍饾櫄饾櫄饾櫃饾櫄饾櫃 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫓饾櫎 饾櫆饾櫄饾櫓 饾櫔饾櫏 饾櫀饾櫍饾櫃 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫀饾櫓 饾櫖饾櫀饾櫒 饾櫌饾櫘 饾櫎饾櫍饾櫋饾櫘 饾櫋饾櫎饾櫆饾櫈饾櫂饾櫀饾櫋 饾櫎饾櫏饾櫓饾櫈饾櫎饾櫍 饾櫓饾櫎 饾櫆饾櫄饾櫓 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫔饾櫏 饾櫅饾櫀饾櫒饾櫓 饾櫀饾櫍饾櫃 饾櫄饾櫅饾櫅饾櫈饾櫂饾櫈饾櫄饾櫍饾櫓饾櫋饾櫘. "
" 饾槏饾樁饾槫饾槵 饾樅饾槹饾樁 饾樀饾槹饾槹 饾樀饾槱饾槮饾槸. "
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" 饾槙饾槹 饾槺饾槼饾槹饾槪饾槶饾槮饾槷 饾槈饾槩饾樀饾槷饾槩饾槸. "
" 饾樇饾櫍饾櫃 饾櫃饾櫎饾櫄饾櫒 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫀饾櫓 饾櫌饾櫀饾櫊饾櫄 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫌饾櫘 饾櫑饾櫎饾櫁饾櫈饾櫍? "
" 饾槇饾槪饾槾饾槹饾槶饾樁饾樀饾槮饾槶饾樅 饾槸饾槹饾樀. "
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" 饾檼饾櫇饾櫀饾櫓 饾櫇饾櫀饾櫏饾櫏饾櫄饾櫍饾櫒 饾櫈饾櫅 饾櫀饾櫋饾櫋 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫈饾櫒 饾櫇饾櫀饾櫑饾櫃 饾櫖饾櫎饾櫑饾櫊 饾櫏饾櫑饾櫎饾櫕饾櫄饾櫒 饾櫄饾櫅饾櫅饾櫎饾櫑饾櫓饾櫋饾櫄饾櫒饾櫒? "
" 饾槢饾槱饾槮饾槸 饾槩饾樀 饾槶饾槮饾槩饾槾饾樀 饾槓 饾槫饾槩饾槸 饾槾饾槩饾樅 饾槓 饾樀饾槼饾槳饾槮饾槬. "
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" 饾槧饾槹饾樁 饾槩饾槪饾槾饾槹饾槶饾樁饾樀饾槮 饾槳饾槷饾槪饾槮饾槫饾槳饾槶饾槮饾槾. "
" 饾檪饾櫑饾櫄饾櫀饾櫓 饾櫍饾櫎饾櫖 饾櫒饾櫇饾櫄'饾櫒 饾櫀饾櫖饾櫀饾櫊饾櫄. "
" 饾槚饾槱? 饾槧饾槹饾樁 饾槩饾槼饾槮饾槸'饾樀 饾樀饾槱饾槼饾槳饾槶饾槶饾槮饾槬 饾樀饾槹 饾槾饾槮饾槮 饾槷饾槮 饾槩饾槰饾槩饾槳饾槸? "
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" 饾檴饾櫇 饾櫅饾櫈饾櫍饾櫀饾櫋饾櫋饾櫘 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔'饾櫑饾櫄 饾櫀饾櫖饾櫀饾櫊饾櫄. "
" 饾槙饾槹 饾槾饾槱饾槳饾樀 饾槡饾槱饾槮饾槼饾槶饾槹饾槫饾槵. "
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" 饾檲饾櫀饾櫘饾櫁饾櫄 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫄饾櫘 饾櫃饾櫈饾櫃饾櫍'饾櫓 饾櫒饾櫌饾櫀饾櫂饾櫊 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫇饾櫀饾櫑饾櫃 饾櫄饾櫍饾櫎饾櫔饾櫆饾櫇. "
" 饾槍饾樄饾槫饾樁饾槾饾槮 饾槷饾槮? "
" 饾檾饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫇饾櫄饾櫀饾櫑饾櫃 饾櫌饾櫄. "
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" 饾槧饾槹饾樁 饾樃饾槩饾槸饾樀 饾樀饾槹 饾槯饾槹饾槶饾槶饾槹饾樃 饾槱饾槳饾槷, 饾槷饾槷? "
" 饾檾饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫑饾櫄饾櫀饾櫃 饾櫌饾櫘 饾櫌饾櫈饾櫍饾櫃 饾櫃饾櫈饾櫃饾櫍'饾櫓 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔? "
" 饾槗饾槳饾樀饾槮饾槼饾槩饾槶饾槶饾樅. "
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" 饾槚饾槱! 饾槗饾槹饾槹饾槵饾槳饾槮 饾槱饾槮饾槼饾槮, 饾槓'饾樂饾槮 饾槷饾槩饾槬饾槮 饾槩饾槸 饾槩饾槷饾槩饾樆饾槳饾槸饾槰 饾槺饾槶饾槩饾槸! 饾槒饾槹饾樃 饾槩饾槪饾槹饾樁饾樀 饾樀饾槱饾槳饾槾, 饾槶饾槮饾樀'饾槾 饾槾饾槱饾槩饾槼饾槮... 饾槧饾槹饾樁'饾槶饾槶 饾樀饾槩饾槵饾槮 饾槩 饾槰饾槼饾槮饾槸饾槩饾槬饾槮 饾槩饾槸饾槬 饾槓'饾槶饾槶 饾樀饾槩饾槵饾槮 饾樀饾槱饾槮 饾槺饾槳饾槸! "
" 饾檾饾櫎饾櫔'饾櫑饾櫄 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫄 饾櫖饾櫎饾櫑饾櫒饾櫓 饾櫏饾櫄饾櫑饾櫒饾櫎饾櫍 饾櫈饾櫍 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫈饾櫒 饾櫇饾櫎饾櫔饾櫒饾櫄. "
" 饾槓饾樀'饾槾 饾槹饾槵饾槩饾樅 饾槳饾槯 饾樅饾槹饾樁 饾槬饾槹饾槸'饾樀 饾槶饾槳饾槵饾槮 饾槷饾槮. 饾槙饾槹饾樀 饾槮饾樂饾槮饾槼饾樅饾槹饾槸饾槮 饾槱饾槩饾槾 饾槰饾槹饾槹饾槬 饾樀饾槩饾槾饾樀饾槮. "
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" 饾槓 饾槫饾槩饾槸'饾樀 饾槰饾槹 饾槪饾槩饾槫饾槵 饾樀饾槱饾槮饾槼饾槮. 饾槏饾槳饾樂饾槮. "
" 饾樋饾櫎 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫓饾櫑饾櫔饾櫒饾櫓 饾櫌饾櫄? "
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" 饾檾饾櫎饾櫔'饾櫑饾櫄 饾櫒饾櫓饾櫈饾櫋饾櫋 饾櫖饾櫈饾櫓饾櫇 饾櫔饾櫒? 饾檮 饾櫁饾櫄饾櫆饾櫀饾櫍 饾櫓饾櫎 饾櫓饾櫇饾櫈饾櫍饾櫊 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔 饾櫃饾櫈饾櫒饾櫀饾櫏饾櫏饾櫄饾櫀饾櫑饾櫄饾櫃 饾櫒饾櫈饾櫍饾櫂饾櫄 饾櫘饾櫎饾櫔'饾櫕饾櫄 饾櫁饾櫄饾櫄饾櫍 饾櫐饾櫔饾櫈饾櫄饾櫓. "
" 饾槓饾槯 饾樅饾槹饾樁 饾槯饾槹饾槼饾槰饾槹饾樀 饾槓 饾槹饾槸饾槶饾樅 饾槾饾槺饾槮饾槩饾槵 饾樃饾槱饾槮饾槸 饾槾饾槺饾槹饾槵饾槮饾槸 饾樀饾槹 饾樁饾槸饾槶饾槮饾槾饾槾 饾槩 饾槬饾樁饾槷饾槪 饾槫饾槹饾槷饾槷饾槮饾槸饾樀 饾槯饾槩饾槶饾槶饾槾 饾槯饾槼饾槹饾槷 饾槾饾槹饾槷饾槮饾槹饾槸饾槮'饾槾 饾槷饾槹饾樁饾樀饾槱, 饾樀饾槱饾槮饾槸 饾槓'饾槷 饾槳饾槸饾槫饾槶饾槳饾槸饾槮饾槬 饾樀饾槹 饾槼饾槮饾槺饾槶饾樅 饾樃饾槳饾樀饾槱 饾槩 饾槾饾槩饾槼饾槫饾槩饾槾饾樀饾槳饾槫 饾槼饾槮饾槷饾槩饾槼饾槵. "
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captain-valkyriea day ago
can i request hc for five dating a short and very sweet and shy reader? like their polar opposites and he teases her for her height? can you include him being jealous and protective? ty! <3
Five Hargreeves Dating a Short Reader ft. Jealousy, Protectiveness, and everything else that's cute.
Okay, i loved this idea anon <3 . soft!five is the best five.
-he'd be so goddamn overprotective of you, that's for sure.
-"have you ate? have you been sleeping?"
-"Five, i'm not a six year old"
-"yeah, but you could be easily mistaken for one."
-"you did not say that."
-"okay, okay, i'm sorry!"
-but he'd also worry about you, because you're so sweet that sometimes, people just tend to walk all over you.
-"hey y/n, could you finish this up for me?" Melissa, your co-worker asked one evening, just as you were getting ready to leave.
-"oh--um, i was just about to call it a day, but it's --it's fine, i'll--"
-Five cuts in: "she can't. she's got a life, just like you. so finish your own damn work."
-he'd pull you away with an arm around your shoulder.
- and you were so glad he stood up for you like that.
-when his siblings finally met you, there were all like :0
-"are you sure you're dating the right guy, miss? the boy currently holding your hand and staring daggers at me is my emotionally stinted brother." Klaus had said, grinning.
-you giggled.
-Allison and Vanya loved you, of course.
-Klaus thinks you're the greatest person in the word because you made Five--Five, of all people-- so much more happier. Klaus said that Ben thinks pretty highly of you too.
-Luther and Diego- well, they were happy that their brother was with a nice girl.
-although, Five can also get really really jealous at times.
-like, really.
-*national geographic narrator voice* observe.
-"oh come on, y/n, you never want to have any fun!"
-"Jake, your idea of fun is getting drunk on a weeknight. so thank you, but i've already made plans with my boyfriend for tonight."
-"ever since you got a boyfriend you've been spending less time with your best friend," Jake grumbled playfully, referring to himself.
-"well, y/n, are we ready to go?" Five interrupted loudly, appearing into thin air and giving Jake an animosity-filled smile.
-Five didn't miss the way your face brightened up the minute you saw him.
-after you were home, you asked him:
-"Sweetie, are you jealous?"
-and he'd be all huffy at the beginning but ultimately, he can't resist you.
-and so he'd wrap his arms around you
-"you know i love you, right y/n?"
-"i love you too, five."
TUA Tags: @zerocanonlywriteshit @i-heart-fictional-boys
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captain-valkyrie2 days ago
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If I were to write a serial killer!five x author!reader --based on this post-- what would you want it to be?
A) Cute headcanons of their domestic life
B) A multi-chapter fic with a solid plot
I'd do either one of these, I just need to know which has the greater audience.
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djbead1232 days ago
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Hey fnafblr? Never interact with me, ever again.
You guys are all sick twisted fucking snakey ass bitches. All you assholes do is preach but you're all just fucking assholes.
FNAFBLR DNI, EVER.
I'm depressed and shock scott retired and other people are too, respect that. Please just fucking respect that. You won't though because you care more about being preachy and your own individual feelings then anybody else's
Fuck you all
I'm glad he retired, I hope he's in a better place. Jesus you guys are snakey as shit, you all don't deserve Scott Cawton, none of you deserve a creator, at all.
The fnaf fandom is toxic, I hope you bitch ass fuckers go touch some grass, smh I'm done.
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