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highlyincorrect · 2 months

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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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thehargreevesfamily · 6 months

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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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yanderetheumbrellaacademy · 2 years

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Y/n: You think you're smarter than everyone else Five: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am Diego: Cocky bastard for a guy who's mentally 40+ years older than his girlfriend Five: Fuck off- I know where you sleep asshole Diego: And I know where your girlfriend sleeps Five: Are you threatening my girlfriend? Diego, rubbing your head: I could never hurt this cute head. But I could hurt you

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incorrectklaus · 6 months

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Klaus: Has anyone seen my séance candle?

Diego: You mean the one you light to talk to the dead?

Klaus: No, the one I light to set the mood for my bath.

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sharkaiju · 2 years

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Five: Family isn't who you're born with, it's who you'd die for!

Five, looking at his siblings: And in this case possibly "with"

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captainwaffles · 8 months

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Diego: I’m not a father figure

Lila: what are you doing?

Diego, holding a knife over a sandwich: Stan doesn’t like the crusts

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tua-said-this · 1 year

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diego: What time is it?

klaus: I don't know, hand me the trumpet.

diego: *hands him the trumpet*

klaus: *starts loudly playing the trumpet*

luther: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3 AM

klaus: It's 3 AM.

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balkanbitch · 2 years

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Five: You know what? I don't want to continue this conversation

One of his siblings: Okay? And what are you going to do? We have to talk!

Five: This

Five: HELP THIS STRANGER IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME

Five bolts in the opposite direction

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cardinalcheerio · 5 months

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Diego: god, you have daddy issues

Lila: Can't have daddy issues if I've never had a dad!

Five: that's literally the definition of daddy issues

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 6 months

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Diego Hargreeves: Between Victor, Allison, Ben, and Luther -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Five Hargreeves: None of them. You’re my siblings, I wouldn't punch any of you.

Diego Hargreeves: Luther?

Five Hargreeves: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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knightonhorseback · 2 years

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Klaus: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Five: *sighs*

Five: I killed a man

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highlyincorrect · 5 months

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Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card

Diego: Oh, that’s nice-

Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life

Diego:

Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this

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thehargreevesfamily · 5 months

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Diego: The great thing about apologies is that you don’t have to mean them

Diego: You know, I lie and tell Luther I’m sorry all the time

Luther: *glares at him*

Diego: I’m sorry

Diego: See?

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yanderetheumbrellaacademy · 3 months

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Y/n: I think I'm falling for you Five: Then get up Y/n: Right, why didn't I think of that? How stupid of me

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incorrectklaus · 1 year

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Klaus: Hey Diego, have you ever considered becoming a magician?

Diego: What? Why would I become a magician?

Klaus: Because you could finally learn how to make Dad's disappointment disappear.

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slyfoxann544 · 2 years

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Lila: Is he always like this when he loses?

Y/n: Oh yeah, you should've seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2012.

Diego: LUTHER BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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