Klaus: We can't mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.
Diego, pulling out a knife: Manslaughter it is.
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Five: *duct taped to a chair and yelling curses*
Klaus: *holding a fork with vegetables* Here comes the choo choo train!
Five: Give me my fucking alcohol!
Diego: No vegetables, no alcohol.
Five: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Allison: We should have left you in the basement
Me:
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If I was in a tv show:
Evil guy: you can run but you can't hide.
Me: *trips and falls almost immediately*
Evil guy: apparently, you can't do that either.
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I find it hilarious that while Five and Klaus understand pretty much right away what’s going on in Viktor’s coming out scene Diego is just like “who the fuck is Viktor and why do we keep bringing more people into this shit?” before he gets it
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making myself feel better over potential daddy Diego being no more cause my brain. but IMAGINE that man as a dad??? and Lila as a mom???
tbf Diego has had more than experience handling children with Klaus as a sibling. my man is already a father
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diego “mama’s boy” hargreeves:
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Rewatching umbrella academy and damn did I forget how upsetting it was.
Hearing Klaus' "his name was Dave" again after so long broke me inside, He truly found someone to love, and that was taken from him. Same with Diego and Patch, I feel so bad for Patch, she didn't deserve that.
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Here a fanart of my favourite dumb man and dilf... Diego
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some umbrella academy emojis that were voted by my server boosters! :D
Five, Klaus, Viktor and Diego
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[Please read my Carrd before using my emojis]
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The fact that Ben was supposed to be a secondary character in the Umbrella Academy series is completely insane to me.
He's always been my favorite character.
But he's such a dick this season.
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This scene plays:
The fandom:
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Ben: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Diego : Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Victor: More or less, I guess...
Klaus : That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Sloane : I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Five: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Five: You took the wrong medicine, didn't you?
Klaus:...
Five: YOU TOOK THE WRONG MEDICINE?!!
Klaus: Hey! Everyone makes mistakes. You once called a tangerine an orange.
Five: THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS THIS
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Honestly we should have known Stan wasn’t really Diego’s kid
I mean for obvious reasons because that’s a totally white child like
But also
No way Lila would have raised him to call her “mom” like no British person is allowing that not in a million years.
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