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satoruhour · 9 months

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My gojo brainrot IS NOT HELPING ME CONCENTRATE SOMEONE BEAT THIS MAN UP A LIL PLS.

Tell me why I got this vision of girldad!gojo having a daddy-daughter day (the daughter is like 3-4) while you stayed home, cuddled up in couch,you think back of times when your daughter was born. You realise how gojo had been the best if not the bestest dad ever to yalls daughter, helping you out throughout pregnancy and in postpartum, still is one of the best role model for your daughter and the model husband for you, you fell asleep thinking about these

meanwhile they arrive home- saw you cocooned like this in the couch. Gojo wasn’t sure whether it was possible for his heart to deepen the love he has for you even more- but seeing you like this has proved him wrong.

He picks up his daughter, places a kiss on her and whispers- isn’t mommy the absolute best? To which your daughter nods.

They both grab blankets from the bedroom and places it on you while snuggling themselves against you. You wake up seeing them both cuddled up with you, when gojo presses a kiss on your forehead and motions at his daughter to which they both say-

“Thank you for being the best mom, I love you” which makes you all teary eyed

This is so corny and tooth rotting HELP-

I think my brain is going all south from the sadness of shibuya arc. I’m getting emotional at this. Gonna have to share my emotion with you T😔

AWW STOPPPP I LOVE THIS 🥹🥹🥹🥹 the gojo brain rot is so real i fear it’s never going away atp. ok but. lets focus on daddy-daughter day for a bit cause how CUTE is that ???!!!! his baby is so excited to show off how cool his dad is at school. he gets both of them matching outfits and matching hats and they look so cute with satoru holding her hand while she carries her little backpack OOUGGHHHHH IM ILL THATS SO ADORBS 😭😭😭😭 you just HAD to take a pic ! it was ur lockscreen for so long ehehe

the other kids are so in awe of gojo bc one. he’s super tall but also his features r so. striking that the boys want to BE him and some of the mothers are like attracted to him bc of how sweet he is to his baby !!! he only has eyes for you tho :p

but anyway yes you realise just how good of a dad gojo is and how blessed you were with a kid like your first daughter. he’s always so cautious while handling her, always having the brightest expression when talking to her, taking care of you endlessly even when you swore you were fine (god i need him) that you get a little teary eyed before sleeping, but ultimately you’re going to sleep with a smile on your face when satoru sends you a picture of them finishing up daddy-daughter day with big grins and ice cream (they got one for you too!!) and ugh it becomes your homescreen after LOLOL

and then when they come home 🥹🥹🥹 they grab blankets for you when they see you so comfortably snuggled up after months of stressing over whether the baby would be okay, moving everywhere in the house to take care of food, diapers, etc. even when your darling girl was born you’d still be at the forefront trying to shoulder everything bc it’s just a mother’s instinct 💗

ill change ur narrative a bit tho - i would think gojo would be carrying her when she comes back and he whispers about how youre such a good mama, and your baby girl almost shouts the idea of wanting to cover you with a blanket until satoru shushes her with a kiss to her forehead LOLOL shes too cute. before they officially go to find the blanket though, gojo is telling her something - “okay, so let’s practice this a little, ‘thank you for being the best mom, i love you!’” and ur daughter is like can we change it to mama ??? we call her mama right? and gojo wants to scream into a pillow cause his baby girl is just too cuteee 😞😞😞😞 and they practice it a little until she memorises it!

then, gojo guides her thru the house to where the spare blankets are and lets her choose and lets her lug the heavy thing out into the living room and hes so mean not helping her omg. even takes a vid of her pulling it and struggling 😭😭😭 bro is insane. but anyway they both drape it over you, but not before they’re cuddling up to you as well - all the movement and fabric wakes you

and you’re smiling wide, mumbling “welcome back” while half asleep and your baby jumps into your arms and rambles alllll about daddy daughter day and how papa was the coolest there !!!! you’re all like “oh really?” and gojo only nods, on a high horse from all the praise and you shove him with a loud laugh, only to be interrupted by “waiiittt! mama! i have something to say!!!”

they look to each other for a bit before they turn to you, your daughter struggling to catch up a little bc gojo talks so DAMN fast: “thank you for being the best mama, i love you!” they get it right the second time and by then you’re doing that downward “aww” smile with big teary eyes which they just hug to comfort you and it only makes you cry more :((((( they both give you lots and lots of kisses to make up for it !!! and later at night satoru reminds you of how large of a light you’ve been to both him and your daughter and that they really really really love you so so much

#and and and later gojo is the one to be watching the both of you asleep andnjust cries silently to himself #bc he just loves you two so so much :(#hes happy dw !!!! he just... never thought he’d get it all in this life where he is such a broken man :((#sigh ... he deserves sm actually #STOPPP NOW U MADE ME EMOTIONAL 😭😭😭😭#hoejosfavhoe #asks #gojo fluff #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader

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sophaeros · 5 months

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3 13 15 20!!!!

3. humbug or tbh+c?

THIS IS AN EVIL EVIL QUESTION AND I CANNOT BELIEVE OP WOULD WRITE IT OR THAT YOU WOULD ASK ME THIS!!!!!! humbug is so very immortal for its moody unabashed horniness but tbhc is so..Is So.....when it hits you it really hits you. it's so cinematic and i can't help but love that. BUT HUMBUG..ITS PIVOTAL TURN AND OBLIQUE LYRICS......but also the narrative and Imagery of tbhc. i dont know i dont know i dont want to give a cop out answer. OK IDK MAYBE HUMBUG??it has a range of sounds that are nonetheless cohesive + i love how he switches between obfuscating clever wordplay and kitchen sink slices of miserable time. very hashtag inspiration. my new homescreen in progress is literally tbhc tho so WAILING EMOJI

13. what are some of your favourite lyrics alex has written? (doesn't have to be arctic monkeys, can also include tlsp/ other artist collaborations/the submarine soundtrack)

OK SO I HAVE A CHANNEL IN MY PERSONAL DISCORD SERVER FOR LINES THAT INSPIRE ME BC SOME OF THEM PISS ME OFF IN HOW THEY FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THEM IF I WAS JUST A LITTLE BETTER AND MORE WIRED. here are some

when the heat starts growing horns / she's thunderstorms

in the backroom of a bad dream (i'll feel bad if it turns out miles wrote this one)

like in my heart there's that hotel suite / and you've lived there so long / it's kind of strange now you're gone

is that vague sense of longing kinda tryna cause a scene?

LIKE FUCKIN..first one drives me insane forever i dont even know why. for one thing i'm forever in awe of how he slots words into melodies like i can't write music man maybe i'll learn this year but it blows my fucking mind how he makes them sound so good And that they rhyme. and his imagery is just off the charts like u listen to it and ur like fuck that makes so much SENSE even as ur hit w HOW THE FUCK DID HE THINK OF THAT. i can't even articulate what it is about shes thunderstorms that gets me so bad.

2 and 3 are just. idk i love how he conceptualises these abstract places. like it brings these nebulous feelings and vibes and locates them in a solid place but also with surreal imagery. idkidk it just blows my mind im so mad maybe i should make a compilation of lines like these

4 just hits hard bc it's saur relatable LMAO. just fuckin the phrase "cause a scene" with the vague feeling of longing.......URGH. song made for aimless artists having an identity and existential crisis.

15. favourite arctic monkeys b-side?

UMUM UM . SO VERY MANY. ok the on brand answer would be catapult but TRUTHFULLY i find myself always going back to too much to ask. every time it comes on i have to loop it at least twice. im just soooo very enraptured by how he captures the mundane and the slow frustration the impending sense of doom. the whole song has such a like..inevitable vibe. the song trucks on at a steady pace all leading toward the ending realisation that really you could already see coming from the very first line.

20. favourite record ender track?

GOD it's gotta be a three way tie between that's where youre wrong, i wanna be yours and the ultracheese. actually perfect sense is in there too. four way tie.

thats where youre wrong to me really encapsulates this breezy sense of melancholy thats so distinctive of the sias album. it just moves so lightly like a clear day when spring is shading into summer but it's so undeniably Sad. it coming after sias is the perfect one two punch of this exact vibe.

BUT I WANNA BE YOURS. MY BABY. I LOVE HER BADLY the simplicity of it the pure unadulterated longing and desperation. i would fucking do ANYTHING to be yours i would make myself so useful and devoted just for you to deign to say you need me. it just brings you to another dimension man. blast it on your headphones at 3am and you will unlock a never seen before depth of hell called longing. it just strips the whole am album down to its core (ie pleaesepleasepleaspelepalseplease text me back)

the ultracheese. lies down. it's everybody's favourite. and for GOOD REASON. the insanity of ending on a gutwrenchingly honest confession after an entire album about fantasy and escape. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT KIND OF ACTUAL FUCKING SICKO ENDS ON "but i haven't stopped loving you once." ARGHHHH and musically it's like it's so very tbhc. is the best way i can say it. the tbhc album's sound and atmosphere put to fucking Work.

perfect sense makes me want to walk off a cliff and lie down in the dirt forever and ever and ever. if ultracheese was a confession perfect sense is a rumination. i was going to say it's like relief if relief tasted like whiskey but idk if i can even really say relief it's just like. i think it's also quite special to me because i do sincerely believe that by and large things will work out in the end and something unremarkable in your past will come to be the perfect solution in your future and back then it appeared just as it was meant to. it's like going on a long journey so that you could learn that where you began is what you needed and that doesnt mean the journey was a waste because you needed it yknow. i know there were people being like ohhh oh no tc is their last album and like perfect sense has such end of movie vibes but only the kind of ending where you know the characters are going to continue on past the end of the reel. yknow.

so idk maybe i will say either perfect sense or thats where youre wrong because i listen to thats where youre wrong a lot but clearly i have Feelings about perfect sense

thanks for the ask bug!! <3

#ask #folaireamh #ask game #arctic monkeys #i feel many things about am.......also idk if any of this makes sense becaus emuch of what i feel is difficult to articulate..!!#gonna sleep now will check my inbox again tmr!!

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shotorozu · 3 years

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what their wallpaper would look like while dating you

— *♡∞:｡.｡ 2k followers special —

character(s) : multiple (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk’s not specified

headcanon type : fluff (x reader)

note(s) : okay so,, school has made me a little busy today so i kind of just whipped this up for no reason. this isn’t really lengthy but i hope you guys liked it :))

theres no proof read, again :,) but thats bc i was rushing on this one lol (will edit later)

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midoriya izuku

i’m going to be honest, his wallpaper is going to change every single time you guys go out to eat. he takes so many pictures of you— it literally eats up his storage.

it came to the point that he made a collage of all of the candid pictures he took of you, and saved it as his wallpaper. that way, he wouldn’t have to change his wallpaper every 3 days

but he can’t help it! you’re just so,, attractive ❤️👄❤️ eventually, his mom will comment on how his wallpaper changes every single week— and that’s how he decided that “wait.. collaging exists!” and his life became 10x easier. but he still won’t delete the pictures so 🗿

bakugou katsuki

he has plenty of pictures of you that are nice, but he just won’t set it to any of those— you’ll never catch him setting his wallpaper as a good picture of you. but, katsuki will set it to a picture of you choking on spices, because he’s kind of a bitch lmao sorry

but he oddly likes that picture?? no matter how many pictures he’ll take of you, you’ll always find his wallpaper to be set to that picture, you can’t even do anything about it. you always stare at him like 🤨 when you catch him admiring the photo— “ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD PICTURE”

but GOD FORBID his parents actually coming across his wallpaper, he’ll get scolded by his mom because “Y/N WOULDNT APPRECIATE THAT, KATSUKI” and he’s just like 🧍 “it’s been that way for 7 months, old hag”

todoroki shouto

surprise! it’s a normal picture. it’s really just a picture of you and him at lunch, specifically your first date with him. and you looked SO good in that outfit. so, how could he not take 50 pictures of you in that one specific outfit? he must print them, and frame them properly

his head will peak on the phone’s corner, because, while he still wants to be in the picture, you’re the main focus SOOO,, yeah. he has other pictures, sure— but that one hits so differently

his mom and sister will end up coming across his wallpaper, when he was showing pictures of his class. they’ll basically fawn over every single detail of the picture. what more— when shouto outwardly says “yes. my s/o is so beautiful. how could i not have this picture as my wallpaper?” its cute

bonus : his wallpaper is sometimes a picture of you using your quirk. he loves how focused you look in that picture

kirishima eijirou

most likely, a picture of you resting your face against his arm. it’s such a confidence booster just seeing the picture— how could he not set it as his wallpaper? it makes him feel so manly

i think he has a separate album for that picture. an album with only one picture— yeah, definitely plausible for eijirou. it’s just such a good picture, how could he not have it’s own dedicated section? the picture never gets old to him.

he’ll also be that person that’ll have a really detailed background on why the picture happened. why, you may ask? it all started because of kaminari randomly asking him about it one day— and that was when he couldn’t stop talking he just loves flexing you, it makes him feel manly

kaminari denki

a picture of you sleeping— most likely a really ugly one, (to you, anyway) it’ll still be a nice picture to him, deadass <3

it’s a picture of you with your mouth half open, drool this 🤏 close from escaping your mouth. and your eyes are barely open— but enough to see the whites of your eyes. it was so funny to him that he just had to snap a picture.

regardless— it makes him feel better when he most especially feels insecure about himself, y’know, because everyone has those days. but don’t worry, you’re still absolutely beautiful to denki.

shinsou hitoshi

it’s a picture he snapped of you when he managed to get you in a position where you’re hanging upside down, wrapped in his capture tape. it’s quite a rare photo to anyone else that wasn’t him.

it’s his wallpaper because one, your expression is PRICELESS, and two— there was just so much to talk about, regarding the photo’s backstory. it’s also because of how cute your expression was, he could talk about it for days.

he’ll shamelessly set the picture as his lockscreen, and his homescreen. at some point, i think aizawa saw it too— but he thought nothing of it because “shinsou’s being shinsou again. i should let him.” everytime shinsou looks at his wallpaper, he can only chuckle— admiring it’s details (you can only glare at him💀)

iida tenya

i have included iida on this one, because i thought of it while i was brushing my teeth. LMAO SORRY, but his wallpaper would probably be your provisional license picture— or even a polaroid picture of the both of you

you stare at him, completely baffled “out of all of the pictures, tenya.” and he protests— explaining on how and why his wallpaper is just your provisional license’s picture, i don’t know! he was really shy when it came to taking pictures of you, so he resorted to using your license picture and it’s also a really professional picture of you so.. bonus!

but, if you do protest— he’ll set his wallpaper as a really blurry shot of you from afar🗿 due to the fact that he was literally running towards you when the picture was being taken. i also headcanon that iida isn’t really the best photographer, at least when it comes to phones.

monoma neito

its a picture of you crying while watching a sad movie 🗿 it’s not even full on ugly crying YET, but he does find it hilarious (but it’s also really pretty)

monoma forever holds it up your head, that “oh poor Y/N can’t hold in their tears for a movie” and he was going to use it for teasing purposes, but the more he observed the picture, the more he realized how good the picture is— like holy heck, it looks like an editorial shot from a magazine, and only YOU could do that.

class 1-b can only silently judge him 💀

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xnchxntmxnt · 3 years

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Falling Asleep on FaceTime

Alright first of all these aren’t proof read at all I am so sorry—

Anyway! I love good wholesome fic and I decided I wanted to do something (even if it’s not holiday themed) for Valentine’s Day! I just got these finished up so I’m very excited

If you like these, let me know! Depending on how this does, I may do a part two (?)

Characters: Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Kozume Kenma, Bokuto Kotaro TW//CW: none! much fluff, very sweet All GN!Reader

Please don’t repost my edits! However if you want to use them for a header/icon feel free just credit me please and thank you!

Enjoy!

Yamaguchi Tadashi

TH I S M A N

Good god he’s so in love

like so so in love he loves you so much

It would be late at night and he’s getting tired and so are you but you’re both stubborn and wanna keep talking

You’re laying in bed with the blankets pulled up to your face when he’s like “hey no I like to see you”

So you move the blankets down a little so he can see you and you can see him better

He mentions how beautiful/handsome (whichever adjective you prefer) you are and you call him adorable

That makes his nose scrunch up when he smiles which is even more cute

However you’re falling asleep as you’re trying to talk

So he starts humming to you, trying to get you to go to sleep because we stan a caring boyfriend

And once you’re almost asleep he pauses and just mumbles “I love you” before continuing

That makes your heart melt but you’re nowhere near awake enough to say anything about it so you just hum in response and fall asleep

He thinks you’re the most perfect person to ever exist and loves seeing you sleepy because it makes you look that much cuter and he loves seeing that vulnerable & soft side of you

He’s so in love—

Tsukishima Kei

He probably called to tell you about some dinosaur fact he learned or complain about how stupid Kageyama and hinata were being during practice

However you were laying down to take a nap

You actually texted him when he called and said “I’m gonna take a nap”

And then he called back again

Which is his way of saying ‘I want to see you but I won’t say it out loud’ because we love our little bby tsundere here

(Little bby tsundere I say about a man who could kick my ass and if he couldn’t his best friend could) (anyway)

So you’re listening to him talk and he has a very nice voice to listen to so you just do. And after a while you can’t focus on his words but instead just. Fall asleep like you were planning on doing

He’d stay on and keep talking, not because he didn’t notice you were asleep, but because that’s how you slept when you visited him too. He talked and you listened and you eventually stayed asleep. He figured it would keep you asleep

After an hour or so you wake back up to see a ceiling on your phone

He heard you moving to points the camera back at himself and gets this stupid half smirk half smile and you love and he goes “good morning, prince/princess/your grace, did you sleep well?”

Which makes you laugh bc he’s a sarcastic jerk but he’s your sarcastic jerk and you love him

Kozume Kenma

Kenma

He’s Kenma

We know this

He was probably playing video games when you called because when is he not tbh

But he was playing games and you called so he sat his phone on the bed and titled it so you could see him and kept playing

He’d occasionally say hi or comment on what you were saying but you knew he wasn’t paying attention to you

After he lost he cursed the thing he was fighting out, then turned to you and apologized for not paying attention to you the way he should

But oh no

Ur asleep

But its not like bored asleep you were still smiling kinda

He took a quick screenshot because you were so adorable (new homescreen, anyone?) and went back to playing his game

But he’d occasionally look back over to you and tell you what was happening even though you weren’t listening

When he’s done playing video games for the time being he lays down in bed and just looks at you for a while because you’re so soft at the moment and its adorable

And he plugs his phone in, props it up against his pillow and ends up falling asleep next to you (even if its virtually)

But not before mumbling a quick “i love you, kitten” (bc I’m a sucker for nicknames)

Bokuto Koutaro

Can we talk about how WHIPPED this man is already like

Like really

He’s so in love it isn’t funny anymore

He gushes about you to everyone and i swear i’ll write something about this mans one day i SWEAR

But in the mean time

He’s gushing about you to you of all people because he just loves you! And wants to remind you how much he loves you!

So he’s just going off about how amazing you are

And you cut him off mid sentence because hes been talking for five minutes without breathing

And youre like “kou, baby. I love you but i’m tired”

And he tilts his head to the sid because Confused

“I don’t wanna bore you because im falling asleep on the phone”

“Oh i don’t mind! As long as you don’t, of course! I can keep talking!”

“I don’t mind babe”

“Yay! Okay, so, as I was saying--”

And just continues talking

He finally stops to take a breath after a little while and notices you’re half awake and just staring at him with the biggest heart eyes ever (how can you not, look at him. Look at the owl boy. He’s adorable)

Those heart eyes melt HIS heart though and he gets this HUGE SMILE across his face and just says “go to sleep, baby, you deserve it”

Not bothering to fight sleep anymore, you do, but don’t hang up, expecting him to

No, he puts himself on mute and screams into a pillow for five minutes because you’re so adorable and he physically cannot handle how much he loves you

He then takes 30 million screenshots (this is probably not exaggerating)

And THEN finally hangs up to let you sleep

Well I hope you guys enjoyed! These boys are so soft, I can’t. They’re great. Even tsukki has his moments, however few and far between.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember romantic love isn’t the only love to celebrate—reach out to your friends or family and tell them you love them. Or, remind yourself how amazing you are!

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icharchivist · 2 years

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There's something really funny and impressive about the fact Belial's been upstaged in terms of being awful for the previous age rating by a human. Then again, I guess this probably had happened already with Lobelia. Personally I think Cygames should just throw caution to the wind and put Lobelia and Ferdinand into the same event just to feed on people's morbid curiosity.

DLKFJDLKFFD RIGHT. My bet is, they accidentally made Belial a little too pathetic so he enters poor little meow meow territory. For the one described as the worst, i feel like they just realized they got away with it and tried to see what they could do worse and escalate from there.

I don’t know how Belial managed to avoid the censors for so long considering EVERYONE knew of him. He’s the most popular fucker for a reason. Or perhaps they thought his crimes were at least isolated enough to not banish the whole game in -18 land? while the more they add in the fucked up gang the more we have to accept that this is our land. (and truly any events after Belial has just been testing just how far they can go in gore and horror, Belial was the floodgate to -18 and here we are now.)

Lobelia is DEFINITELY UP THERE in the fucked up gang, but i think contrary to the other two, he's more stealthy because grinding for the Evokers is a nightmare i'm sure anyone reviewing the Apple Store can decide to ignore. (the only fact the game wasn't raised to -18 when the Lobelia skin, which involves a very explicit and long recording of a woman screaming as she's eaten by a shark, which ends up something you can hear just by accidentally clicking on Lobelia if you have him set on the homescreen, caused such a scandal when it came out. Tho it does show that Lobelia's horrors were a little more gated because it's a miracle this didn't raise the ratings back then.)

Meanwhile Ferdinand was living stealthily in Tikoh's FE for a while, but i think the fact he showed off everything of his horrors AND MORE to any casual readers in Marionette Stars could easily have been the last straw.

(or perhaps it was a combinasion of Naked!Bubs and whatever the fuck lewd thing is going on with the New Narmaya's uncap because GOD. That being said if "big boba with liquid on it that is suggestive" is the reason the rating was raised and not "explicit and long reading through a cannibal act of a man forcing a girl to eat her own father in order to brainwash her into accepting HIM as her father" i am losing faith in rating forever. "Extremely explicit cannibalistic grooming is fine but lewd art is where i draw the line" feels so american it might as well be the reason.)) (tho i dont actually think it's Naru's fault bc the timing of the announcement seems that it's something that cygames must have been aware of before Naru came out. So please to our sanity, let's blame the cannibal for everything.)

Anyway as for your last line: THEY SHOULD. it would be the worst event ever as i would be crying all the way through purely out of disgust, but it has to happen please. I also want Belial there just to go:

And after all, granblue did do an art of Ferdinand and Lobelia (and Nier) together:

If that's not a sign that they're just dying to torture us with an event with those two, i don't know what that is. (or just fanservice of the fucked up gang but shhhh let me dream. Or have nightmares i guess.)

But yeah personally i blame everything on Ferdinand, i don't even care if it's not his fault actually. I think he deserves to be blamed for everything.

#this is a ferdinand hateblog #(tho with the disclaimer that i do think he's an amazing villain and i'm thrilled to have him i just hope he dies)#(also i would 'hate' an event and 'cry' in the entertaining way i would be so thrilled)#(just to make clear i just like to suffer)#god.#ichareply #infullmoon #ichafantalks gbf

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eitelle · 3 years

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Kenma Kozume Headcanons

Genre: fluff, angst if u squint

Warning(s): cursing, mentions of an ED, and slight mentions of a panic attack

Pairing(s): kenma kozume x gn!reader

A/n: hi everyone kinda been a lil mia lately sorry but this is just kenma brain rot to fill my needs and it’s just pure like self indulgent writing so it’s not proofread and is basically things I hc him doing, to make me feel better :)) make sure to drink water and eat food ur body deserves nutrients. And if no ones told u yet, I love you and I’m proud of you!! (Look at u go purr period) ok have a good day loves!! Also my inbox is always open so feel free to flood w requests or just to rant. Damn this was long sorry KAJSBD <3 -Elle 🦶

Alr let’s get into it why don’t we. This is just hcs in general so no particular anything, so it’s very random pls

Pretty boy would have u and him hugging or gaming as his lockscreen and his homescreen

I feel like he def used to compare himself to other people, so if he ever saw u doing that he would fs cuddle you, praise you, and actually show pda bc u deserve it !!

Would drop his games for you.

I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. ALL U MFS WHO SAY HE WOULD CALL U KITTEN ARE WRONG (in my humble opinion ofc) BC THAT MF BULLIES THIS TALL ASS WHITE HAIRED RUSSIAN HYBRID aka lev 24/7. HE WOULD NOT CALL U KITTEN PLS HIS ONLY SOFT SPOT IS FOR SHOYO !!!!

I don’t ship kenhina btw but if u do thats chill, I just mean as besties 😋☝️

Mf is a dry ass texted but beats up kuroo for using cat emojis and only kuroo

If u were nekomas manager he would go just for you. Damn mans is whipped

If u can bake he will propose. And I’m not saying that figuratively. Like kozu will get on one knee and be like “will u make me the happiest man on this earth and MARRY ME SO I CAN HAVE THESE DESSERTS EVERYDAY”

Is secretly vv possesive (ooh kinky 😳🥴) and will mark you (iyk what I mean) (ps I mean like hell make ur gaming tags kenmay/n345 or summ PLSS)

Bby boy will mf drag u places if he rly wants too bc mans is needy for quality time and like hand holding

Vv touch starved but also just wants ur prescience by him

Ok so I hc that at one point of his life, he got so into gaming or summ and then WAIT DID A FUCKING RYAN HIGA COME UP ON MY PLAYLIST I- sorry that was random. Anyways, he stopped eating slowly and accidentally developed an ED

So when y’all started dating, you would share ur plate w him and now even tho his minor ED is gone (thank god I hate that hc bc I hate seeing bub in pain 😔👊 but I still feel like it’s accurate) he can’t eat wo sharing ur plate if ur w him bc it doesn’t feel right

CLINGY ‼️ BOY ‼️

He likes being the little spoon bc he likes when he gets held bc like I said, touch starved bby, but he also loves being big spoon bc that means he gets to hold you 🥺🥺

Tell me why I feel like this man would clown u over liking to read even tho he does too

If u make one spelling mistake, ur done for. That’s ur contact name now until u make a funnier one

Has made matching sweatshirts for u two (sugar daddy kenma 🤑🤑)

When he gets bored he looks at wedding rings PLS

His most used emoji is this one 🥱 bc the gc (w anyone in it tbh 💀) annoys him so he uses it a lot.

His second most used one is 😚 bc he is secretly soft w u

Has and would wear a maid dress (that’s so hot goodbye)

Three words. Sugar daddy kenma.

Three more words. Soft boy kenma.

Those are his two moods 😋🦶

Would hate it if I used the foot emoji randomly even tho I do but he still prob hates it pls-

I FEEL LIKE HES INTO ASTROLOGY IDK WHY

secretly a weeb? secretly a weeb.

He’s a nerd pls

When he’s the ceo of bouncing ball Corp- 🥴😻😋🥺💗💖💕💓. Ew Michelle stop this is hcs not u thirsting over kozu. Stop. Touch grass.

Has and will pick up ur ‘slang’ or how u text (if ur not a dry texter bc that’s already him)

Shows his love wo words if that makes sense. Like ik it does but like idk how to elaborate. Imma just leave that there then 😋

Can we all collectively agree that kenma would spoil u and not him? Like I just feel like his mind is:

You

Video games

Food

Spending time with you

Him

Kuroo

Like I just feel like that’s his mind

Guys I’m so in love w him and I’m still confused as to what his last name or first name is help. Like my friend told me his first name is kozume but then google is confusing me help.

SMART ‼️ BOI ‼️

Def loves study dates

Will act cold but then will also not? Idk mans is just so like half and half. WAIT FUCK DO I HAVE A TYPE? Kenma, kags, todoroki... FUCK.

Anyways...

have a panic attack? Kenma is there to help. Cant game? Issok Kenma will help. Shy and touch deprived? So is he. But he’s still there to help. Getting a feel for what I’m saying?

He will and has made playlists for every date y’all go on, even if it’s the same thing, he will still make a new playlist

Makes food terribly. Like he cannot cook for shit.

Ideal date: bullying kids in roblox together/making drama in royale high 🥺😻 wow so romantic 🤠

I’m not joking tho that seems like such a fun date pls-

If you wanna talk shit ab anyone this bitch has dirt on them I just know it-

Has an album of photos of just u 🥺

If he smells food, he will run to it idc what he’s doing he will run to it

*y’all cuddling*

*he smells hot food*

*your boyfriend: gone.* 🤨🤨

LIKE THIS BITCH- I understand tho.

SWEET MF TOOTH

Immediate brownie points if u smell good

If u cant game, that’s like telling a frat boy ur a virgin.

If you don’t LIKE to game tho, that’s like telling a frat boy u don’t wanna hook up

Censors the word k*ss I just know it.

He would be the one to tell u I l*ve you first but u would initiate the first k*ss

Secretly loves it when kuroo ships u two 😚😻

HELP THIS WAS SO LONG- anyways hope u enjoyed !!

General taglist: @babyshoyo

#haikyuu!!#haikyu oneshots #haikyu x reader #PLS HELP I LOVE HIM SM ALSJJEJND #haikyu fanfiction #haikyuu smau #haikyu headcanons #kenmasimpnation #kenma kozume #kenma fanfic #kenma x yn #kenma x reader #kenma x you #kenma x gender neutral reader #kenma headcanons #kenma hcs #kenma oneshot #eitelle writes

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mixkeymilkovich · 2 years

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tagged by @10x12 to do this get to know me, shamey style, meme thingy! hell yeah, ty kam <3

When did you start watching Shameless? very, very recently compared to others but i started (and finished) watching shameless this past april (2021. i finished literally a week after the series finale) i actually have a screenshot of the moment i decided to ruin (affectionate) my life by starting shamey

How did you start getting involved in the Gallavich fandom? idk, i blacked out and when i woke up suddenly i had a shameless sideblog and had followed like 20 new blogs and now, here i am! (idk? i think i just went through the gallavich and mickey tag and everytime i saw a post/read a take that made me go “hell yeah” i would follow op)

Favorite Shameless character? (Other than Ian & Mickey of course) lip!! phillip my beloved!!! second only to mickey as my poor little meow meow… my bestie who watched shameless since the beginning (the person i was texting in the screenshot) actually had lip as her homescreen in like 2013 and i would tease her about it like “who is this weirdo are you for real?” but. oh how the turn tables….

What plotline from the show irked you the most? oof…. the most?? i mean. gay jesus bc. yk. but also maybe the whole throuple plotline.. idk i just. Did Not Care For It.

Favorite line from the show? i have two, the first is so like, cliche but “what you and i have makes me free” genuinely drives me and my little gay heart insane. i could literally write an essay on it but i’ve already talked to much so i will not but. god!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!

Fanfic(s) you can’t stop thinking about. cooperative gameplay my beloved!!!!! i don’t think i’ve ever loved a fic this much, like i literally think about cg mickey and ian almost as much as i do the actual characters.

some others- boy in the box, teenage dirtbag, the southside forever series and like real people do all have special places in my heart <3

The best concert(s) you’ve been to: ooo my first fob concert bc it was their first tour after coming off hiatus, my third time seeing bad suns in 2017 in this teeny tiny venue was amazing bc every fan in there was screaming along and the band was ON and i think abt it often. julia michael was also amazing and surprisingly cathartic

Comfort Movie Franchise: uh, idk about a franchise but clueless, it (2017) & coraline are what i would consider my comfort movies.

Piercings/Tattoos: i’ve got two tatts, (a triangle on one forearm, and a fob piece on the other) and i’ve got 7 piercings!

Most Rewatched TV Show: bob’s burgers. excluding this current season, i have seen every episode of bobs burgers at least three times. not even kidding.

Pet Peeves: i work in a very busy mall and people who walk like they are the only ones walking & groups who feel the need to spread out in a horizontal line literally make me wanna commit a felony.

Random fact about yourself: i own 22 pairs of vans. (the shoes.)

gonna tag @phillipgallagher @gallavichsbitch @mrsinistertype @milkimick @parmesan-event @emmyrussum and anyone else who wants to! (sorry if you’ve already been tagged; i can’t keep track 😣)

#tag games #oh this is longer than i meant it to be sorry #long post

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clemencebrothersobsession · 4 years

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Okay I realised that I didn't give any of my final thoughts on Obey Me so I'm gonna rate the characters out of 10 bc I tried to rank them in order from most to least favourite and I couldn't SO

Lucifer: 8/10 - I love him but I hate that he had so many redemption arcs, I liked him and then I didn't and then I did and then I didn't and then I did again, I felt like a god damn yo-yo. That being said, I loved seeing him grow as a character and learning to ask for help when he needs it.

Mammon: 7.5/10 - at first, I really hated mammon,,, like I REALLY fucking hated him,, my hatred for him died down a little bit as I played the game, but it soon shot up again, but then I got to chapter 19 and I don't know what happened but I suddenly don't hate him anymore??? I don't absolutely love him either, but there's a weird part of me that related to the way he's singled out and insulted/made fun of by the other characters and feels sympathy for him because there's no way a person is treated that way and doesn't develop a whole bunch of insecurities.

Leviathan: 7/10 - he used to be one of my favourites, but after having him on my homescreen for a while and him whining at me every time I open the app, he got annoying really fast. I have started to like him again because if some of the later chapters though, and I will admit he does have really cute moments.

Satan: 6/10 - I really didn't vibe with Satan until the chapter where he switches bodies with Lucifer. Idk, he's just not the type of character I usually go for, but I do really like him. I wish there were more moments where we could make him happy because I think he has a really cute smile, but yeah he's not usually the type of character I go for in an otome game.

Asmodeus: 10/10 - at first, I didn't really think much of him, he was more of a background character until the chapter where he makes a pact with the MC, and then I fell for him bc I'm a sucker for physical affection and he just got exponentially cuter after that. I just love him,,

Beelzebub : 10/10 Again, he was just a background character until the chapter that focused on him and what he was lead to believe happened to Lilith and Belphegor. He's just a big loveable sweetheart who only wants to eat a lot of good food and loves his brothers. I could go on and on and on about how much I love this boy, but I won't bore you all with that.

Belphegor: 7/10 - at first I don't like him at all, because I was under the impression that he made Beel feel bad for saving him over Lilith which is a shitty thing to do, but now after his redemption, I really like him. He honestly just seems like a genuinely nice guy who likes to sleep and if you like BTS, one of my biases is Yoongi so that tells you a whole lot about why I like him lmao.

Diavolo : 5/10 - I said before that I get the impression that he's been surrounded by yes-men and made some predictions that thankfully didn't happen, but I still kind of stand by that because of the chapter where he just takes Belphegor and imprisons him for opposing his exchange student idea and it's never really explained or even mentioned again. He has moments where he's being nice and I start to like him, especially the pillow fight scene that's one of the best parts of the whole game don't @ me that was hilarious. But anyway, gives me dictator vibes, but I do enjoy his good moments.

Barbatos : 5/10 - I don't really have an opinion on Barbatos to be completely honest. He doesn't show up enough for me to decide whether I can trust him or not, and he seems just a little bit shady????? But I can't say much since he doesn't get a lot of screen time.

Simeon: 9/10 - I honestly believe that the angels deserve so much more screen time, not just because Simeon is absolutely beautiful and my gay ass is constantly staring at him, but also we barely got to see him, Luke amd Solomon which is a shame. If we were able to get to know him more like we can with the main 7, I think he'd be my 3rd favourite, but alas he's underrated as fuck.

Luke: 6/10 - the only times we ever get to see Luke is when he's being teased and he gets whiney which puts me off him a little bit. the chapter where he becomes friends with Beel and MC is nice, but I've never really got along with young kids which is what he's depicted as, so I'm not really drawn to him.

Solomon: 7/10 - I'll go into Solomon in more detail when I post the massive review I said I'd do, because there's a lot I wanna save for that, but yeah we don't see him a lot which is annoying bc I like what we have seen of him for the most part and I just hope that he gets more screen time when they release the next few chapters.

Overall, though, I really liked Obey Me! It has its flaws, but I still enjoyed it. I especially appreciated how they didn't give the MC a specific gender or even use pronouns for them and I hope more otome games do this in the future.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #shall we date #shall we date? obey me!#obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #ovey me luke #obey me solomon

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screamingay · 3 years

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hehe another chance to overshare on the internet >:) ty for the tag @remember-therain

name: marika (but like, just mar unless u Know Me)

star signs: god im so sorry but aquarius sun, scorpio moon, libra rising

height: 5'7 ish

wallpaper: lockscreen is a panel from a taz graphic novel (tres horny boys around the campfire aww) & homescreen is a pretty teal gradient that says i choose joy (yes that's also taz lmao i just am not over it!!)

house: fuck you but it's ravenclaw

coolest halloween costume: shit, probably hannah montana when i was like 10 or, even though i hated wearing it, gumby from a few years after that

fav 90s tv show: uhh probably like the x files

last kiss: well you see... uhh......

fav pair of shoes: im partial to my docs but im also kind of in love w the thrifted white converse i found in exactly my size for $3 that are kinda falling apart but fit REAL nice

been to las vegas: yeah but i was a kid

fav fruit: @lochnessbian LMAOOO jk strawberries or peaches

fav book: the color purple by alice walker

stupidest thing ive ever done: actually ive never done anything wrong in my life

all time fav shows: gravity falls, hannibal, craig of the creek, succession (possibly), doctor who (unfortunately), derry girls

i dont feel like tagging ppl rn so im tagging every mutual who sees this. hiii yes that's you!! go ahead and say i tagged u bc technically i did <3

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thomas-mvller · 4 years

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Tag games x 283129

Hello everyone so uh lately i've started to be more active on my music sideblog which means i've been hearting stuff like crazy for the past couple of months aka all the things i've been tagged in has been buried under all that nonsense SO because i hate leaving things undone i thought on doing them all at once and tagging a bunch of people so they can get a little distraction by doing them (as in, not all of them but whichever they might want to do)

Again: you do not have to do all of them, not even one if you don't feel like doing so! there's a game for everyone so hey!

Tagging: @havertsz @foreverbayern @germanynts @sherlockisonfire @debushit @sadiiomane10 @miasanmuller @elishamanning @abcde-fc @bbjim @littletentaclemonster @tamtam-elizabeth @minimalloss @pearfight and whoever wants to do this! if you see it, consider yourself tagged >:))

Alright, here we go:

1) I was tagged by @/tamtam-elizabeth and @/sadiiomane10 to post a capture of my lockscreen, homescreen and last song i listened to. Thank you both <3

I used to be very annoying when it came to changing my lock/homescreen so now i just don’t do that often anymore (previous to that my homescreen was a pic of lfc winning ucl OBVIOUSLY) also i haven’t really been listening to music lately but i did have a depeche mode phase like two weeks ago and this was the song i replayed the most so hey!

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2) “Get to know me” tag

Tagged by the always thoughtful @/tamtam-elizabeth , thank you and i’m sorry for taking so long ;-; <3

Name: Cloud

Birthday: sometime in november

Zodiac Sign: scorpio

Height: 5′4′’ or 1.65 (last time i checked..... which was like seven years ago)

Hobbies: lately it has been sewing facemasks 😂 that aside i like watching movies, random videos on yt, baking and crafting sometimes

Favorite colors: black, red and teal

Favorite Book: don’t think i have one :o

Last Song Listened to: barrel of a gun by depeche mode

Last Movie Watched: currently watching prince of egypt. if that doesn’t count then ben hur 😂

Inspiration or Muse: i really don’t know what to say here 😂

Dream Job: i still haven’t given up to my goal but at this point i just want a job that gives me stability and zero worries

Reason Behind my URL: Thomas Müller (German pronunciation: [ˈtoːmas ˈmʏlɐ]; born 13 September 1989) is a German professional footballer who plays for Bundesliga club Bayern Munich. A versatile player, Müller plays as a midfielde- okay no in all seriousness yess this url is bc of a football player 😂

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3) Ten songs playlist tag

Tagged by the joy that is @/foreverbayern and the always sweetest @/havertsz . thank youuuuu <3

Rules: We’re snooping through your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then choose 10 victims.

Some months ago I made the mistake of transfering the songs i had in my old computer to my current laptop and there are some stuff that just........ should not be acknowledged so i can’t do shuffle HOWEVER i will choose ten random songs i’ve listened to/discovered this year (technically speaking is the same) so here it is:

art-i-ficial by x-ray spex

sunny afternoon by the kinks

desire lines by lush

paper cuts by incubus

pure love by hayley williams

spirit by bauhaus

no one knows by screaming trees

let’s love by suho

all we need is a dream by cheap trick

cosmonauts by fiona apple

bonus: you’re so close by peter murphy (god i adore this song)

I wouldn’t be surprised if these aren’t your cup of tea tbh 😂

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4) “Core aesthetic” tag

Tagged by @/havertsz - i’m sorry for the delay ;-; and thank you <3

rules: search your name + "core aesthetic" on pinterest, get a moodboard & select a few photos that come up

i can’t really use pinterest so i googled it instead, as you might’ve guessed this is what i got 😂

ps: i’ve been informed not to use pinterest so if you wish follow this post’s indications

ah this is so pretty, i loved doing this!

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Tagged by @/germanynts @/havertsz and @/elishamanning to do this tag, thank you all <3

rules: describe yourself with pictures you already have saved. no downloading or searching for new ones. then tag 10 people.

if you want further explanations for each pic... ask ahead 😂

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6) “bold what applies” tag

Tagged by the always enJoyable @/foreverbayern, thank yoooou <3

rules: bold what applies to you and tag a bunch of people

- Appearance

I am over 5’5 // I wear glasses/contacts // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // I have one or more piercings (had three...) // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball caps backwards

- Hobbies and interests

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to tv shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with my friends // I travel during school or work breaks // I can do a handstand

Relationships

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // my parents are together // I have hooked up with my best friend // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me // I have a long-distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

- Aesthetic

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep (i did that for a long time and i sicnerely don’t recommend it) // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire (quick story time: one time when i was 12 my friends and i sneaked into our seniors’ school anniversary activities and they lit this huge bonfire near the football field, it was nuts) // I pay close attention to colours // I find mystery in the ocean (spoopy shit) // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // Autumn is my favourite season

- Miscellaneous

I can fall asleep in moving vehicles // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote(s) // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least 3 dogs

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my god this is getting embarassing i had stuff long due ;-;

Tagged by @/tamtam-elizabeth. think you for thanking on me when doing tag games, i mean it :-: <3

How old are you?: 24

Surgeries?: one

Tattoos?: none yet ://

Ever hit a deer?: i have never seen one so... no 😂

Sang karaoke?: yeah... years ago 😂

Ice skated?: nope

Ridden a motorcycle?: had the chance but nope

Ridden in an ambulance?: nope

Skipped school?: a handful of times

Stayed in a hospital?: for a few hours

Broken bones?: nope

Last phone call?: i haven’t called anyone in ages 😂

Last text from?: my mom

Pepsi or coke?: coke but i don’t mind having pepsi

Favorite pie?: haven’t had one

Favorite pizza?: chorizo + corn + red pepper

Favorite season?: autumn

Received a ticket?: don’t even know how to drive

Favorite color?: black, red and teal

Sunset or sunrise?: both!

Favorite Christmas song?: don’t think i have one, maybe universe by exo?

Cupcakes or cookies?: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good q, cookies?

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8) “find your match” tag game

Tagged by @/tamtam-elizabeth, you’re allowed to punch me in the face at this point

Rules:

Take the test

Reblog this post with what type you got

Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!

I got the Dreamer and my ideal partner would be The Innovator ?)

Seek out opportunities to collaborate with INNOVATOR types, who combine your lofty idealism with a focus on pragmatic solutions. The grounding energy of the INNOVATOR can inspire you to apply your imagination to real-world change.

that’s deep fam 😂 but okay!

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9) “get to know me tag”

Tagged by: @/littletentaclemonster . thank you and sorry for the delay ;-; <3

nickname: cloud zodiac: scorpio height: 5′4″ / 1.65 last movie I saw: can you believe i managed to watch another thing while making this? anyway it was The celluloid closet last thing I googled: block site extension favorite musician: as of right now? depeche mode song stuck in my head: you’re so close by peter murphy other blogs: @/brltpop and @/s-lay-ing amount of sleep: as long as i can get (usually 7 or 8) lucky numbers: don’t think i have one dream job: whatever gives me stability what am I wearing: pajamas favorite food: chinese, mexican and italian language: which ones do i know? spanish and english somewhat. i want to learn japanese and german :c can I play an instrument: nope favorite song: atm is YOU’RE SO CLOSE (8) random fact: my nails usually grow sort of square except for my thumb and index fingers, they grow round for whatever reason describe yourself in aesthetic things: ?????????? idk man, messy room? loose clothes? football? cd’s on a shelf, posters on the walls ?????

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MY GOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS?????????

10)

Tagged by @/littletentaclemonster you too can punch me in the face

Rules: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people.

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midday most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors not words

EARTH: I wear glasses/contacts • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything (sort of) • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

Water an aether huh, i don’t know what to do with this information 😂

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if you ask me i would very much appreciate it if you do the songs playlist tag bc i need recommendations thanks. Also massive apologies to the ones that were due since last year I had them in my drafts i swear!

Stay safe everyone :D

#ask games #yaay!#FINALLY #THE GUILT........ GONE #well this was fun

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softboyholland · 7 years

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junior prom?

it’s prom season

and peter is annoyed

just because ned got betty to go to prom w him, he’s been so smug and all

like a lil shit

and he keeps trying to tell peter that he should ask mj to prom but like

pfttt thats ridiculous

r i d i c u l o u s

mj, on the other hand has allowed herself to fall into the downward spiral of falling in love with peter parker

if a cliff was ‘falling in love with peter parker’,

she has willingly thrown herself off that cliff

it was fun at first, obsessing over observing peter

now it’s just plain frustrating

because the whole acadec team has grown on her

and they’re all forcing her to go to prom

esp cindy, she has a soft spot for the girl

but she doesn’t really want to go to prom and watch peter get all over some other girl

what other girl, you may ask?

she’s heard them whispering, peter and ned,

ned constantly telling peter that

“you’re so into her!” “dude, you’re crushing hard!’ “man, this was worse than liz!”

and peter always replying with

“no!” “i’m not in love with her! that’s ridiculous, ned! ridiculous.”

mj didn’t buy his stupid shit excuses for a second

there was a damn lucky girl out there that peter was in denial of liking

and michelle isn’t stupid enough to let herself even think for a second that said girl might be her

bc rlly??

so two weeks to prom right

and peter actually does want to go

and he decides to ask michelle to prom

he doesn’t have a crush on her or anything ok

he just happens to not want to go with anyone who isn’t michelle jones

and who does that leave him with?

michelle motherfucking jones.

it’s not his fault that he has butterflies in his stomach whenever she teases him

or that he gets a teeny bit turned on at times whenever she has that badass look on her face

you know, that look

or that he really wants to hug her and never let her go whenever she hears him and ned say something extremely nerdy and dorky and proceeds to crinkle her nose and laugh

peter is sure 99% of the human population feels the same way he does whenever they talk to michelle

bc she’s so perfect

but like in a friend way, of course

so one day peter is being a flake

and he was supposed to be at his house for a sleepover with ned and mj like a half hour ago

so he’s trying to unlock his door but he hears pop music blaring through his apartment

and when he opens the door he does a double take

because what the fuck

michelle, aunt may and ned are all hopping on the couch and jumping around

and karaoke-ing ??

???

MICHELLE?? WYD HONEY?? HE HAS NEVER SEEN HER EVER SINGING OR DANCING TO A POP SONG.

OR EVER DANCING FOR THAT MATTER

peter is sh00k

also holy wow, he always knew she could sing

but he’s only ever heard her humming or quietly singing along to songs

and because he’s a dweeb, he decides that this is the perfect moment to prompose

while ned is rapping to jay z’s part in a beyonce song

and aunt may is cheering him on

oh god this is embarassing

and michelle is singing beyonce’s solo

fuck

so in true peter fashion,

he opens the box of cupcakes he got that spell out ‘prom?’

drops to his knees during the chorus

“be my date?”

michelle is shoOK

aunT MAY IS ABOUT TO GET A HEART ATTACK

NED IS CONFUZZLED

IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST

WHAT IS GOING ON!!

and everything is silent

except for the instrumental of beyonce’s ‘upgrade u’ playing in the background

oh my god

what

“yes.”

MJ IS ON A HIGH

but then

oh no

peter just saw her singing and dancing to beyonce

petER PARKER

aka boy she is hopelessly in love with

but maybe he’s too distracted w the thought of taking her out to prom

and then ned brings up the idea of taking photos with the cupcake

and may looks so excited

that she isn’t really annoyed

but peter tries his best to make her annoyed

so then the next day cindy is gushing

she’s like so excited!!

and mj is so excited too

she is sucked into getting ready at betty’s house w cindy

but they both look so happy

it’s not that bad

but then flash laughs at her in the hallway and holds up his phone

‘man, you two nerds really deserve each other. this is overly cheesy, even for parker.’

then she realises that ned posted the photos on instagram

by lunch, she’s ready to crush ned’s phone with her bare hands

but the two dorks aren’t there

so she pulls out her phone

and her heart melts

there’s this one photo of the three of them

ned is super close to the camera, only his eyes can be seen

michelle is in her pjs, holding the cupcakes

peter is holding the side of her face with his left hand and he’s smushing they’re faces together with the stupidest smile on his face

michelle takes a screenshot of the photo and sets it as her homescreen

then peter shows up with his lunch tray and a bright red blush on his face

they sit in silence for a while

“so, am i going to see more of your alter ego, pop superstar, singing and dancing extraordinaire, michelle jones?’

michelle groans

peter is smiling happily at her

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wannaonestars · 7 years

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boyfriend! im youngmin

reposted bc someone told me this wasn’t showing up on the search engine?? hopefully there's not a problem now

ah yes the cutest alpaca boyfriend

youngmin’s birthday is dec 25. jesus was also supposedly born on that day. coincidENCE???????????? i think nOT

has like…the softest hair and you always wanna touch it

he lets you rest your chin on top of his head BF GOALS

when you do that and also wrap your arms loosely around him he gets like 90000 times softer

hair always smells nice and fresh :^)

has this habit of humming whenever he’s happy

so he’s always humming to something before a date and donghyun’s like god your feelings are so obvious

before you guys got together donghyun was like if u keep humming every time they say hi they’re gonna figure out the pattern dummy

youngmin is that boyfriend who always texts you where he’s at and things like “be careful” and “take care of yourself”

doesn’t call you overly sweet pet names (actually he barely calls you any) but when he does call you “jagiya” your heart feels so FULL bc…you know he wouldn’t use affectionate names like that unless he feels rly close to you

you feel so safe around him bc he has this like??? super reliable and dependent feel… it’s subtle tho he always makes sure that you’re not anywhere that’s dangerous

he holds you closer when y'all are boarding busy trains or crowded areas

wants you to hold his hand while crossing the street like

him: ok hold my hand

you: I’M OLD ENOUGH TO WALK ON MY O W N

IT’S SO DUMB but also cute bc he’d make this little pout when u dont wanna hold his cute ass hand

a very patient boyfriend??? almost never gets mad at like aNYthing and always says that he understands BF GOALS X2

once you were late to a date by like half an hour and when you got there you were like about to get on ur knees and beg for forgiveness but youngmin just laughed and said it’s fine and things happen like the god he actually is

you: what if i was late bc i was spending time w my other boyfriend

youngmin:

you: IM KIDDING I LOVE U AND ONLY U DONT MAKE THAT FACE IT BREAKS MY HEART

can probably do all the household chores and your taxes without any problems or complaints

youngmin rly serves the best bf looks with that flannel of his

all real youngmin stans know what i’m talking abt

which should be all 7 billion ppl on this planet

one time you made that bf material joke w him like “hey youngmin u know what ur flannel is made of?? bOYFRIEND material ;)))))))” and he got sO SH Y

like embarrassed smile and red cheeks and looking down at the ground kind of soft yall get

likes to lay his head on your lap when he’s tired

he doesn’t say this but he loves it when you lean down and peck his cheek

the bnm boys made him make your face his homescreen and he had to stop because every time he turned his phone on and saw your face he got shy and instantly forgot what he was trying to do

lets you borrow his clothes but it’s…so overwhelming for him to see you wear his sweatshirts and flannels

is naturally cute like???? he has sweater paws which is so CUTE

youngmin: i’m from busan so i’m not rly cute

also youngmin: smiles. laughs. does tt’s “neomuhae”. exists.

tries to be lowkey abt your relationship but 1) everyone can see how wide his smile gets whenever you’re mentioned and 2) donghyun

shit donghyun says: I smell their deodorant on u. is that a new ring? ENGAGEMENT RING AL R E A D Y??????? youngmin that was faster than our debut

when it’s too cold to hold hands he does this lil thing where he grabs your hand and puts it in his coat pocket bc it’s warmer in there

your family adores him and demands his presence to be in your house and when you tell him that he gets so smiley and embarrassed

“does this mean it’s okay for me to be your boyfriend?” DEAR SWEET JESUS AND GODS OF THE HEAVENS D U H

when cuddling he’s like a koala

kisses you when you’re not looking and when you turn to him he’s like “what?”

“im youngmin there’s literally no one else here to do that”

kisses are usually quick pecks but when it’s kinda in the moment it’s kinda…like….just imagine you two are lying on the couch together like you’re just laying on top of him with his arm around you and…he kinda just uses his free hand to move your face towards his and just……..slowly plants a kiss on your lips that feels hotter than the sun itself

in conclusion im youngmin serves both the best boyfriend looks and boyfriend skills BADUM TSSSSS

#im youngmin #im youngmin scenarios #im youngmin imagines #produce 101 #produce 101 season 2 #pd101 #produce 101 youngmin #produce 101 scenarios #produce 101 imagines #lim youngmin #lim youngmin imagines #lim youngmin scenarios #mxm #mxm scenarios #mxm youngmin

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organictaeyong · 7 years

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boyfriend!jeno

• probably the sweetest boy ever????? • like he is just so shy and cute • the type to tease or compliment you 24/7 • there’s no in between • tbh even when he’s teasing you it’s with compliments • since he realised how shy you get when he compliments you he’s loved to tease you • always calling you pretty • and loves when you get all flushed and tongue tied afterwards

• and you love the way he smiles when he’s looking at you • his smile is so beautiful and bright • and his eyes make the cutest little crescent shape • every time you see him smile you swear your hearts gonna burst r something • because it is the most adorable smile you have ever seen • which is something you like to tease him about • “im not adorable im super manly >: -((((“ • cue pouty jeno • which you like to point out is somehow more adorable • so jeno groans and starts pulling “””ugly”” faces • he’s still really handsome even when he’s rolling his eyes back into his skull and sticking his tongue out • and of course you couldn’t miss this photo op • so you take a pic • (or 52 pics) • and you set it as your lockscreen • and jeno pretends to hate it but you know he lowkey thinks its cute he’s your lockscreen • but he also just wishes it was a different pic • “how about instead we take a cute pic together????” • “no thanks I love this one : -))))” • but you take a bunch of cute pics together anyway • and jeno convinces you to set matching lockscreens • of the pics you just took • (you got the other one of just him as your homescreen still dw) • lots of casual dates • likes to go grab coffee • (more like hot chocolate bc he a bby) • but you guys just tend to hang out for dates • more than anything fancy like dinners and stuff • you guys usually just eat ramen and snacks • (lowkey because you both lazy) • hangin with the rest of dream a lot • who lowkey expose him • “whoa I love these snacks they’re my fav thanks renjun!!!!” • “haha yeah I know because jeno literally never will stop talking about you : -))))” • and jeno wants to maybe kick renjun in the face • because he’s embarrassing him • but you’re like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cutie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! • and smother his face in tiny kisses • because !!! he !!!! is !!!! so !!! cute !!!! • loves trying to teach you his choreo • hasn’t realised you might be the most uncoordinated person ever • almost broke your ankle when he tried to teach you the hoverboard moves • laughed a lil too much when you fell off It • held your hand and guided you around after • has never seen someone as bad on a hover board since taeil • the type to make you a playlist • but he’s lowkey really embarrassed to tell you • so he just says come listen I made a really good playlist • and he gives you and earphone • and you both feel so shy !!! • but some of your favourite songs are on there • and it’s really relaxing • and without thinking you kind of rest your head on jenos shoulder • and he gets so excited !!!!!!!! • but he’s also so nervous he’s lowkey afraid to breathe in case he disturbs you • his heart is beating so fast • and he’s hoping you can’t hear it • thinks he’s slick but isn’t • like he asks you what your favourite song is • and a week later he’s playing it on guitar • and you’re like ??????? isn’t this ??????? my fav song ???????? • and he’s like oh it’s your fav????? That’s so funny ???? it’s actually mine as well ??? haha so weird ha goals?????????? • and you’re like smh I see through you lee jeno • but also you think it’s precious he learned your favourite song • lil concerts !!!! • where jeno plays the guitar and sings to you • let’s you request what you want to hear • but regrets it shortly after usually • “idk how many times in a row I can play ring ding dong in a row : -)))” • sometimes the other members join in • it’s usually the dream kids though • (chenle claims he got the main vocal position for the mini concerts) • hyuck is really salty • “hey jeno I have a request” • “yeah sure hyuck” • “please stop : -)))))” • loves loves loves hugs • and any affection tbh • wants to shower you in affection all the time • but is a lil shy about it • like you can’t tell but whenever he hugs you he blushes like crazy • and hides his face in your hair • takes care of you so much whenever you get sad • will bring you snacks • or just give you cuddles and try tell you silly jokes to lighten your mood • but will be 100% serious and listen to you • and try give you advice • which is always really good • always gives you hugs and kisses to cheer you up • supportive boyfriend !!!!!! • will hype you up no matter what you are doing • you won’t even have time to be insecure • you finish your English homework ??/ • 60 compliments and 61 kisses to follow • y’all are legit a really great couple though • because you have never had a fight • like literally never • you just can’t ever imagine being mad at him • and of course he feels the same • misses you when he gets too busy with promotions • so he buys you a little gift every time you guys see each other for the first time after he’s finished • you are more than a little shook when he gives you a lil teddy bear that says I love you • and you’re just like oh my god I love you too • and then you’re like wait • because what if he just got you the teddy and wasn’t saying I love you • and you’ve just said you loved him and now he’s freaked out • but he’s like oh my god really ????!!???!?!?!? • and he feels like the entire earths weight has been lifted from his shoulders • because you said it !!! • you love him !!!! • and he wraps you up in the tightest hug ever • and spins you around • and you’re both just like !!!!!!! • and you’re squealing • and when he eventually puts you down • you give him a kiss on the cheek • and he blushes so much • and it’s just the sweetest thing how shy he gets • makes you want to cry a lil • because !!!! • what a cute boyfriend!!!!! • might be the best boyfriend ever?? • pls love lee jeno !!

#nct scenarios #kpop scenarios #jeno scenarios #boyfriend!series #boyfriend!jeno #admin pear #headcanon

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