Wade: I can't have people thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.
MJ: That's, like, all you do.
Wade: Yeah, but I can't have people thinking that!
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Mj: There's a U in stupid, you know?
Peter: Yeah, well there's also an I in stupid!
Mj, smirking: Oh yeah, I know.
Peter: Wait no, hold on a second-
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One time I got recommended a yt video talking about "the worst woman in history" and it was just every version of MJ. Including MCU MJ which is absolutely hilarious because she did nothing wrong.
Like I'm a raimi MJ defender until the day I die but she still did things. What did my girl Michelle Jones do to earn worst woman history. What did she do
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Hi, you're Vera's girlfriend aren't you?
- @karmaisabitchandsoami2
I am, you’re the vigilante staying in the gym, right?
The Murphy bed, with the linen curtains around it?
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shit peter parker would tweet unprovoked on a tuesday afternoon (norman beat his ass and mj broke up with him for the 20th time)
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Zendaya as MJ Watson in ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ (2021) dir. Jon Watts
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Fav phrase is "I just wanna put [character] in my pocket"
Like yeah I'm just gonna pick them right up, put them in my jacket pocket and leave
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Peter: you know, looking back, i have no regrets
Mj: you should
Peter: probably
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