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thomas-mvller · 9 hours
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In genuine shock over some of the things I tolerated for the sake of not stirring the pot or preserving a friendship I thought was worth all the emotional turmoil. Like actually cannot even believe I once let certain things slide. With creating boundaries comes the painful interim of being embarrassed of just how much you let slide before you had enough
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thomas-mvller · 10 hours
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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thomas-mvller · 11 hours
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The ancient words of footyblr
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thomas-mvller · 13 hours
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I was in the car with my mom when suddenly a radio show host started talking about a study that revealed people are having less sex than previous decades and that for the first time in a while monogamy has been prevailing more than one night stands and open relationships (which tbh sounds a bit suspicious to me but whatever) and so the hosts started talking about their personal sexual frequency needs and basically all agreed that while they do enjoy doing it they don't find it to be a suuuuuuuper need (to various degrees) and then went on to talk about how they know people who basically can't live without it and all this blabla reminded me of this one particular time when my group of friends were talking about how desperately they needed to have sex/cuddle with someone/have boyfriends and stuff right at that very second and at any point i thought "oh that's interesting maybe i should too" or "ew that's weird calm down" but rather i literally went
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thomas-mvller · 18 hours
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thomas-mvller · 19 hours
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thomas-mvller · 20 hours
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arjen transferred some of his skills to leroy and serge for the match against madrid 🫶🏻
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thomas-mvller · 1 day
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“Often father and daughter look down on mother together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate”
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thomas-mvller · 2 days
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Being mutuals is not enough we need to sing along in the car to our favorite songs
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thomas-mvller · 2 days
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i have to make jokes otherwise the overwhelming grief will consume me
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thomas-mvller · 2 days
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heidiwranglescats
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thomas-mvller · 2 days
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thomas-mvller · 2 days
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Andy Robertson (48') Alphonse Areola Cody Gakpo (65') West Ham United | 2 - 2 | Liverpool FC 2023/2024 Premier League - matchweek 35
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thomas-mvller · 2 days
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Harry Kane (9', 61') FC Bayern München | 2 - 1 | Eintracht Frankfurt Bundesliga - matchweek 31
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thomas-mvller · 3 days
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I'm quitting football
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thomas-mvller · 3 days
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Oh yeah i forgot once again JAJAJJA
Me celebrating, about to the hit the showers but remembering i have to gif five goals
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thomas-mvller · 3 days
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Scheduling this post since I'm sleeping rn but I'll miss bayern and liverpool's matches because I'll never wake up early for men 🤘
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