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[blackhillrights4ever]

Nat: *lying unconscious*

Maria: Romanoff's not breathing! Barton, call medical help, now!

Nat: *waking up*

Maria: *without realizing it* I'm gonna have to do mouth to mouth

Nat: *lays down abruptly*

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[malfieee]

Maria: You’re not feeling very loved because I won't take my bra off is what you're saying

Nat: Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying

Maria: Oh my god.

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Tony: Truth or dare?

Natasha: Dare.

Tony: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Natasha: Bruce?

Bruce: Yes!!

Natasha: Move. You're in the way of Maria.

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[benjinoff13]

Nat: Babe, you know those memories we talked about that we’ll remember forever?

Maria: Yeah?

Nat: This is one of them

Maria: Wha-

Nat: [opens the door to their bedroom that’s on fire]

Based on this tweet

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[esmerxyaugusta]

[ maria coming back from a mission ]

nat: are you okay? are you hurt?

maria: *shaking her head* but i think i need sleep

nat: what, why? we have a date tonight *pouts*

maria: blood loss

nat: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INJURED

maria: i mean my period, vagina blood loss

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Why do you look like that? Natasha, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? Peter: Like you’re dead. Natasha: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Clint: Natasha accidentally called Maria “babe” in front of everyone today. Natasha: *sobs into the floor*

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint, bursting into Natasha's room: I’m getting married today!

Natasha, on her bed with the covers up to her chin: Morning Clint.

Clint: I’M GETTING MARRIED! TODAY!

Natasha: Yeah, you are.

Clint: WOO-HOO! [leaves room]

Maria, popping her head out from under the covers: Do you think he knew I was here?

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[scarlettblip]

Natasha: can you imagine if a centipede wore flip flops? They’d be so loud

Maria: are you drunk?

Natasha: no

Maria: that’s what concerns me

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[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: Kate said she'd date me, sends me pictures, flirts a lot too, but I don't know if she is actually interested in me. What do you think she means?

Nat:

Nat: she said she would date you?

Yelena: yes-

Nat: and you don't know if she likes you like that?

Yelena: well, no-

Nat, burying her head in her hands: I hate gay people so much

Yelena: but you're married to Maria-

Nat: So. Much.

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[slither-in-gryffindor]

Natasha: What are you studying?

Maria: Commerce degree, but accounting and accounting technologies

Natasha: Nice. So it's safe to say you're good with numbers?

Maria: Not sure if I'm good with them but I like them

Natasha: If that's the case, would you like mine?

Maria: 

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[ravensinthedaylight]

Natasha, on comms: Hill, I'm lost Maria: where? Natasha: Natasha: what the fuck do you think lost means?

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[malfieee]

blackhill as things me and my gf have said (without context) pt. 3

Maria (to Yelena): STOP SENDING INCEST TO THE GROUPCHAT AND SAYING IT’S ME AND NAT

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Nat: You can say you want to touch my hair, Maria. It’s sweet. I’m not making the insinuation that it’s creepy

Maria: Fine. Yes I do.

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Nat: oh my god am I having impostor syndrome for my own personality disorder

Maria: Yes. Yes you are.

Nat: NO

-

Nat: *sends photo of letters spelling fag*

Maria: Stop hatecriming me this instant.

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Maria: FUCKING HAYFEVER.

Nat: I noticed.

-

(drunk)

Nat: what’re we going to do if liho dies

Maria: i dunno

Nat: tax- what the hell is the term

Nat: taxification?

Maria: my first thought was solidified and that is so much worse

Nat: SHES ALREADY SOLID

Maria: me when we solidify the cat

Nat: stuffing?

Nat: me when i thanksgiving the cat

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Yelena: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with S.

Kate: [Looks over at Maria and Natasha talking] is it “sexual tension”?

Yelena:

Yelena: KATE

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[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Tony: Is anyone here actually straight?

Sam:

Bucky:

Steve:

Peter:

Clint:

Bruce:

Stephen:

Yelena:

Kate:

Maria: *puts her hand up hesitantly*

Natasha: *pulls her hand down and intertwines their fingers*

Tony: *sighs* Alright then

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[mothman-can-write]

Maria, looking at Natasha’s outfit: this is new

Natasha: yep, tell me how much you like it

Maria: people are usually much more subtle when they fish for compliments

Natasha: and I’m off the clock. Tell me I’m pretty

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[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

hope u take in requests it’s my birthday but i feel like no one cares:( i know its not a big deal but i cant help but feel sad please do a wanda x reader about birthdays

well I care nonnie! Happy birthday! 🥳 🎁 🍰

A/n: I’m so sorry this is late nonnie but I started night shift and I’m adjusting to trying to sleep during the day for longer than 3 hours

Birthdays

Summary: it’s your birthday and Wandas looking for you, she doesn’t know why you don’t want to celebrate your birthday but when you tell her she makes it her mission to make sure you have a happy one

Warnings: Nothing bad, fluff, the absolute smallest amount of angst and suggestive themes, still minors DNI thanks!

"Has anyone seen Y/n?" Wanda was walking through the compound looking for you, she had a surprise for you but it was useless if she couldn't find you.

"I think I saw her on the roof" Nat replied "is she excited about her birthday?"

Wanda shrugged "I think so but I made her a birthday breakfast this morning and she wasn't too excited" Wanda was confused, she thought you’d be really excited about your birthday like she normally is but you acted as if it was any other day.

Nat patted the witch on the back bringing her out of her thoughts "she's probably a little nervous, it's her first birthday with you, you know what she's like"

Wanda nodded "yeah, I guess, okay get ready for the party later and I'll bring her down"

You were in fact sat on the roof lay on your back with your eyes closed enjoying the cool breeze coming over you in small bursts

“Nat told me she saw you up here, are you okay my love?” Wanda’s voice surprised you and you jumped up “oh hi! Er yeah I’m okay just needed some alone time”

Your girlfriend sat down next to you bringing you into a hug kissing your forehead “wanna tell me why you’re not excited about your birthday?”

You should've known that you couldn't hide your feelings from a mind reading witch "who said you could read my mind?" You said softly making Wanda frown "I'm not? I'm capable of reading people's emotions without delving into their minds princess, and I know you're feeling upset"

You sighed feeling bad that you presumed your girlfriend would read your mind without permission "I'm sorry Wanda I just-I've just never been a fan of my birthday, no one ever wanted to celebrate with me so, I just never bothered, my friends didn’t like I what I like so it felt more like a forced chore they were doing, I didn’t want that to continue”

Wanda's heart broke, she could never imagine not celebrating her or her friends birthdays "oh honey I'm so sorry, well those people were idiots not to celebrate your birthday, we're gonna have so much fun! Come on" she jumped up trying to get you to go with her but you remained still "baby?"

"Is there a party downstairs waiting for me?" Wanda shifted nervously "...why do you think that?"

You chuckled "I saw the worlds best Assassin fail to creep through the compound with balloons and a cake under her arm"

Wanda groaned "worlds best Assassin my ass, well now that you know you should also know Tony got you a pretty cool present"

This peeked your interest "oh? A present from the billionaire playboy philanthropist? Maybe I will come down" you jumped up kissing Wanda on the cheek and walking past her "oh so you'll move for a expensive present but not because your loving smart sexy girlfriend made a party for you?"

You knew she wasn't really upset but you spun around back to her and hugged her tight "sorry honey, I'll make it up to you later"

"Oooh and I thought it was your birthday not mine" she moved her lips to yours kissing you softly making sure it didn't escalate, she didn't want any peeping drones watching you two, not again anyway, Tony didn’t want a repeat of Valentine’s Day.

"Are you feeling better?” Wanda whispered to you and you nodded "sorry, it'll just get some time getting used too, having my birthday celebrated"

Wanda kissed your forehead "that's okay but you should know every year the parties will get bigger and better and it'll be the best day of your life and mine, until the day I ask you to marry me of course"

You pulled back surprised searching for any joke on Wanda's face but didn't find any "what??"

She smiled "you heard me, one day I'll ask you to marry me, nothing too elaborate, just me and you some flowers, maybe Nat holding a camera but she'll have her mouth tapped shut so she can't make her snarky remarks"

You would say you're a little surprised but honestly the first date Wanda pretty much asked you to move into her in the compound, she claimed it was for safety but a few months in she admitted she wanted to keep you close, you didn't mind you didn't have to pay rent or buy groceries, what woman wouldn't want that?

"Okay Wands, nothing too big though okay?"

"No sky writing?" She pouted and you smacked her lightly on the arm "let's just go downstairs"

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"There's the birthday girl!" Nat practically bounced on you hugging you so tight the air left your lungs

"N-Nat let me go" you struggled and the Russian released you from her death grip "sorry! But come on Tony has a cool present for you!" She dragged you across the room where the playboy himself sat

"Well my youngling nice of you to finally show up" he took a sip of his whisky and you flipped him off "get over yourself Stark where's my present?"

He stood up and dramatically turned around pressing a button opening the pod in the room revealing an exact replica of his own iron man suit but in purple, what was going on?

"What do you think?" He said looking back at you "you made a new suit in a different colour?"

Wanda slid up behind you holding you in her arms "that's your present"

"Fuck off!" You shouted jumping from her arms towards the pod scanning it and seeing your name on the arm "oh my god can I come on missions now?!"

Wanda stepped in before Tony could say yes "no! It's just for show and to maybe like fly around the building"

Clearly Wanda didn’t think you’d want to go on missions, like she said, just to fly around the building and shoot some targets

The group laughed at Wanda's ridiculousness, of course you were going on missions with them, why else was Tony would make a new suit "don't worry Wanda the widows said they'd look after her" Tony tried assuring her

"The 'widows' are looking after her, that's not gonna go well"

"Baby come on it'll be great! We can kill people together, that's so romantic"

Wanda stared at you strangely but also worriedly "how do you know I kill people?"

You shrunk a little under her gaze glancing to Nat but Wanda saw ir "Nat! Do you tell her I kill people?!"

Nat smiled and nodded "you're damn right I did, she loves hearing the stories"

Wanda sighed heavily deciding to stop talking and take a glass of champagne from the table downing it in one "I'm glad you love your new suit baby, but time for cake!"

You laughed bringing Wanda into a kiss tasting the sweet remnants of the champagne she just drank "you taste as sweet as the alcohol, I can't wait to taste you more later" you kissed down her neck making the witch giggle.

"Hey!" Tony clapped his hands separating you from Wanda "no intercourse at the party until we've all left"

You laughed "you all want to leave then?"

Nat threw a cushion at you throwing you off a little "you're insatiable Y/n, I'm surprised Wanda can walk after being with you"

"You know Nat if you want to sleep with me just say it, I'm sure I can rock your world sometime"

Maria wrapped her arm around Nat's waist "careful Y/n, I can make sure you clean the labs for the foreseeable future"

You fake gasped "ohhh noooo soo scary" you laughed but Maria's glare made Wanda grip you a little tighter "honey I know it's your birthday but maybe calm down with Maria, you know she’s a little scary”

You sighed in defeat facing the woman again “I’m sorry for saying Nat wants to sleep with me…but I could definitely rock her world and we both know it”

Maria rolled her eyes kissing Nat on the cheek “she’s a hand full, okay let’s celebrate you getting closer to the grave” she gave you a wink and you smiled “always the fun one on the room Hill, now, where’s this cake you’re talking about”

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