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#black panther incorrect quotes
itaintenough · 1 year
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Will we get more m’baku and namor interaction?
*When M’Baku meets Namor*
M’Baku: FISH MAN!!!
Namor: *sighs* man ape
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moider-time · 1 year
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Namor: *gets down on one knee*
Shuri: Oh my Bast, it's finally happening.
Namor: *falls over*
Shuri: The poison is kicking in.
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marvelflame2010 · 7 months
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Y/n in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, 7 espresso shots please.
Shuri behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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walshisaweedbrain · 10 months
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Shuri [turning to Riri, drunk]: Riri has no idea I'm in love with her
Riri: You're in love with me???
Shuri: Oh sorry [turning to Nakia] Riri has no idea I'm in love with her
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Shuri @ the ancestral plane: T'Challa can I tell you something? 🥺
T'Challa: Go ahead, little sister... 🥰
Shuri: I got hoes. 😎
T'Challa: ... Hoes? 🤔
Shuri: Yes. Hoes. 😎
T'Challa: Hoes Hoes? 🧐
Shuri: Hoes Hoes. 😎
T'Challa: Hoes?? 🤯
Shuri: Hoes. 😎
T'Challa: What hoes do you have? 💁🏿‍♂️
Shuri: More than you
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moonlightbae7775 · 7 months
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Shuri:come here
Yn:I don’t want to
Shuri:come.here.
Yn:no your gonna hit me
Shuri:I’m not
Yn:that’s what my momma said
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Plans (P1)
Attuma: That's exactly what he gets for messing around with those Wakandans. They're not to be trusted. Namora: Silence yourself Attuma. Kukulkan is listening. Attuma: No. I am done with you defending him. It is time you say something. He listens to you. Namora: Ah, but you know who he listens to more? Their new queen. He seems extra attentive when she comes around to discuss... business matters. Attuma: And why is she worthy of his trust? Namora: She let him live, Attuma. Attuma: Ah- Namora: There is no way we can stop it. It's an alliance now. Attuma: Why? We could have easily dominated them but we have shown them our weakness and now- Namora: Are you suggesting that we start another war with Wakanda? Attuma: No. Namora: Then what else are we to do? We are weak compared to the technology they have in store. We've seen that. They have probably only increased the weaponry in stock since the last attack and- Attuma: But we could do it, my sister. We could come and, and- Namora: Have you lost your mind?! The new queen "visits" here more than she is in her own country. There is no way we could pull that off. Attuma: Well I have no interest in an alliance. Namora: I'm sorry then! I've already expressed that to- Attuma: Do you want to kneel to the Wakandans? Namora: ... Attuma: Do you?! Namora: N-no. Attuma: Do you want to see us have what is rightfully ours, no strings attached? Namora: Yes... Attuma: Then we will make sure she doesn't come around anymore.
P2!!!! 🙅🏾‍♀️✨
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littlebugs · 1 year
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t’challa: i am your king, long may I reign!
shuri: well I didn’t vote for you!
okoye: you don’t vote for kings.
shuri: well how’d t’challa become king then?
okoye: t'challa of the Lake, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that he, t'challa, was to carry Excalibur. that is why he is your king.
shuri: listen. strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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lokibutterknife · 1 year
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Princess Shuri of Wakanda and Namor The Sub-Mariner in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022 | dir. Ryan Coogler)
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livstarlight · 1 year
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Ramonda, Okoye, Nakia, all Wakanda: Oh no, the princess has been kidnapped, we have to do something
*meanwhile Shuri in Talokan*:
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itaintenough · 1 year
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m’baku, under his breath: future husband says what
namor: what?
m’baku: [screeches internally]
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incorrectquotesmcu · 15 days
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Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.
Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?
T'Challa: I might have.
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nam-ski · 2 months
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Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.
Avengers: [clap clap]
Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.
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walshisaweedbrain · 10 months
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Riri: Is it gay to wanna kiss a woman on the mouth?
Shuri: Not at all
Nakia: What are you talking about? Yes it is!
Shuri: Shut up, Nakia, don't ruin this for me!
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T'Challa, walking in on Nakia changing: *chokes* oh- hello, I uhm- I'm so sorry...!
Nakia, wearing only her underwear: ...
T'Challa: So I'll, uh- *vaguely gestures at the door* -go.
Nakia: ...
T'Challa: *turns and runs into the doorframe*
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Tony: PETER
Peter: First name, could be fine
Tony: BENJAMIN
Y/n reading her book: Middle name, not looking so good!
Tony: PARKER!!
Shuri: You are in trouble
T’Challa: You too Princess Shuri of Wakanda!!!
Bucky walking with Natasha: What happened?
Y/n: Hi mom, hi dad. Shuri and Peter messed with Tony and T’Challa’s suits.
Natasha: Again?
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