Peter: *comes to the compound after school*
Tony: Hey underroos, how was school?
Peter: I have a list of 100 words to learn Mr. Stark
Y/n: Wow, that’s only 89 more than you know now
Peter: *shocked*
Shuri who was visiting: *dying of laughter*
Steve: Y/n Sarah Roger-Barnes
Y/n: What? He made fun of my jacket, I make fun of his vocabulary.
Bucky: Look at it this way pal. At least she didn’t use violence
Y/n: Yeah! What Pops said.
Steve: *slaps his palm on his face*
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steve, checking on shuri and peter before a fight: are you ready, kids?
shuri & peter: aye aye captain!
clint: i cant hear you
shuri & peter: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
steve, looking up: did You keep me alive a hundred years for this
clint: but i really cant hear you
clint: i forgot where i left my hearing aids
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Steve: We call that a traumatic experience.
Steve, turning to Harley: Not a "bruh moment".
Steve, turning to Shuri: Not "sadge".
Steve, turning to Peter: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Harley: Shuri, wouldn't it be really fucking stupid if, hypothetically, I started catching feelings after going on a rant about not wanting anything to do with romantic relationships ever again
Shuri, intrigued: hypothetically?
Harley: I- What am I supposed to do?
Shuri: So you met Peter and you're what?
Harley, defeated: Friends with benefits
Shuri: That's rough buddy
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Shuri: omg it’s a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag
Peter, sobbing: am I goated with the sauce?
Shuri: yes
Thor: why isn’t my allspeak working
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Peter: Hey, do you think that a light saber can cut through Mr. Wilson’s shield?
Shuri: Don’t know, what do you think Y/n?
Y/n: Probably, but it won’t be very effective as a cut up shield
Sam: Foolish, I would have vibranium ninja stars
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Shuri: so the lightsaber we made works.
Peter: yes.
Shuri: do you think Mr Stark will notice his sofa cut in half?
Peter: yes.
Shuri: and we will get in trouble?
Peter: oh you have no idea how much trouble we will get in.
[later that day]
Peter: But Mr Stark it was for science!
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Princess Shuri of Wakanda and Namor The Sub-Mariner in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022 | dir. Ryan Coogler)
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Ramonda, Okoye, Nakia, all Wakanda: Oh no, the princess has been kidnapped, we have to do something
*meanwhile Shuri in Talokan*:
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Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.
Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?
T'Challa: I might have.
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Y/n in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, 7 espresso shots please.
Shuri behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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Namor: *gets down on one knee*
Shuri: Oh my Bast, it's finally happening.
Namor: *falls over*
Shuri: The poison is kicking in.
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Harley: it could be worse, I could be an accountant
Peter: what type of accountant tho because that would heavily influence my opinion
Harley: tax accountant- I don't know?
Peter: ...
Shuri, losing it in the background: ...
Harley: ...
Johnny: Fuck me you're so stupid
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Y/N, dressed in the Gold Jaguar outfit, rescues Shuri…
Shuri: thank you, baby
Y/N: my queen, you can thank me with a cuddle session later (winks)
Okoye: what? How?
Shuri: Y/N’s my superhero lover
Okoye: and you were going to tell us when? After you got married?
Y/N: do you want to be the maid of honor?
Okoye: y-yes please
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