#bad pickup line

[rawro]

hey i saw you from across the bar and i'm not wearing my glasses but may i say you're a very attractive blur

#bad pickup line

[salmondermatologist]

Hey girl, are you a heavy whipping cream, because I'd love to beat you until you form stiff peaks

#why did I type this #bad pickup line #please never use this

[softiedingo]

The Single Dad's Guide to Flirting + Reactions.

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when the table turns:

#loki series #loki show #loki spoilers #loki #loki laufeyson #mobius #mobius m mobius #lokius #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #no one can resist a bad pickup line #even when it's so bad it leaves you confused lol #poor loki was caught off guard

[sarahtorribio-blog]

Random musing: Bad Pickup Line

Random musing: Bad Pickup Line

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#bad pickup line #look at me

[petiteechorizon]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Sending u lots of love today~ ♡

(these are available as free printable cards and phone wallpapers on my k0-fi)

#pokemon #fanart #valentine’s day #bad pickup lines #love #dipplin #phantump #deino #kecleon #tyrunt #digital art #procreate #my art

[elizakai]

Ven aquí, nena~✨

(yaoi nightmare, at the request of @swiftmitsu. blame them for this. :))

#utmv #undertale #traditional art CRIMES #ut au #nightmare sans #yaoi nightmare #dreamtale #dreamtale au #dreamtale nightmare sans #bad sanses #sans aus #my art #I DONT EVEN WANT THAT TAG HERE #sob #caption this image i dare you #you hear sigma boss music #yaoi art is just bad anatomy and homeschool pickup lines as far as i know😀💥 #make sure you tell him he’s beautiful or be haunted for life 💔 #nobody show dream

[marauderstars]

Sirius: Knock knock.

Remus: Who’s there?

Sirius: Wendy.

Remus: Wendy who?

Sirius: Wendya think we can go on a date?

Remus: …

Sirius: …

Sirius: I’ll see myself out.

#remus loves sirius #even when he tells bad jokes #but he draws the line at bad pickup lines disguised as bad jokes #wolfstar textpost #wolfstar #wolfstar incorrect quotes #remus and sirius #moony #moony x padfoot #remus x sirius #harry potter #hp marauders #marauders era #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #lgbtq #wolfstar headcanon

[hoodoo12]

#beetlejuice #bad pickup lines

[sweatsnervously47]

Knitting pickups lines:

I’m like wool, I’ll keep you warm even when wet.

Want to get felt up? Because I got some warm water and friction.

Ever heard of a Russian join? Because I want to tie our ends together.

#bad pickup lines #knitting

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Is your name Julius because I'm gonna cease yer life

#ides of march #julius ceaser #shitty puns #bad pickup lines

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

TRICK OR TREAAT!!

Have some fanon Warriors

I am so very sorry for this

#Please don’t come for me Margin #and Reyna I deeply apologize #Guys this is the ONLY good looking doodle the others are garbage #Don’t expect them all to look as fabulous as Warriors does #lu warriors #warriors linked universe #linked universe #linked universe warriors #lu #warriors lu #linked universe fanart #art #my art #Happy almost Halloween Reyna!!! #Asks and such #Trick or treat #hehehe #bad pickup lines #tw bad pick up lines

[rawro]

hey can i practice asking you out with you?

#bad pickup line

[hanakin-starwalker]

James: So, you like reading books?

Lily: Yeah-yessss.

James: Well, I know of a great book to read.

Sirius: That is the worst pickup line I have ever had the misfortune of hearing.

#bad pickup lines #james potter #lily evans potter #lily potter #lily evans #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #marauders era #hp marauders #the marauders #marauders fandom #the marauders era #harry potter marauders #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter #hp #hp fandom #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #hogwarts #incorrect book quotes

[niftukkun]

happy valentines!!

salmon rose. salmon is for desire.

#gamble the queue #art #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #drawing #fan art #fanart #rain world #invenot #rw invenot #rw inv #rw enot #valentines day #valentines day cards #eyestrain #bad pickup lines #an original bad pick up line too!! very in character for my guy and made me laugh when it popped in my head #rw ??? #rw slugcat

[sarahtorribio-blog]

Epigram: "Bad pickup Line"

Epigram: “Bad pickup Line”

>>last post <<next post Bad pickup line I’m gonna be straight with you, amigo. It’s your fate to stroke my ego. –Sarah Torribio

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#bad pickup line #Epigram #poem

[lepiota-cybe-yippee]

Damn bro, are you an animated meme? 'cause you make me wanna Fall into oblivion.

#quotes #lmao #bad pickup lines #pick up lines #animation #animated #meme #funny memes #dank memes #best memes #humor #haha #funny #jokes #lol #anyways #sorry