salmondermatologist

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#pretty much just the adhd experience #also yeah i think about him too much

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Hey girl, are you a heavy whipping cream, because I'd love to beat you until you form stiff peaks

#why did I type this #bad pickup line #please never use this

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the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

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I'm sorry for all the times my mental health made me a bad friend.

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Fuck legally blonde, I'm illegally brunette

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#eddy

*swirls wine around bwfore taking a biiiiig whiff* am i getinv notes if,,, gas leak ?

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#eddy

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#eddy

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#eddy

lowkey want 2 start a gimmick blog where i alphabetize all the words in posts

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#eddy

Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior: is he Goated With The Sauce ?

[salmondermatologist]

“I believe that we are who we choose to be. Nobody’s going to come and save you, you’ve got to save yourself. Nobody’s going to give you anything. You’ve got to go out and fight for it. Nobody knows what you want except for you. And nobody will be as sorry as you if you don’t get it. So don’t give up on your dreams.”

— Barry Manilow

[salmondermatologist]

“I am a different person to different people. Annoying to one. Talented to another. Quiet to a few. Unknown to a lot. But who am I, to me?”

— Unknown