#pick up lines

[satoruluvies]

anti romantic texts with jjk men

includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji and sukuna

reader better than me bc i'd have thrown myself at them if i ever got a chance

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #gojo satoru #geto suguru #nanami kento #choso kamo #toji fushiguro #ryomen sukuna #jjk fanfic #jjk smau #gojo smau #geto smau #nanami smau #choso smau #toji smau #sukuna smau #jjk texts #gojo x reader #geto x reader #nanami x reader #choso x reader #toji x reader #sukuna x reader #jjk fic #jjk crack #anti romantic #pick up lines #jjk men

[tobisonfire]

ethos pick up line joke

#ethoslab #etho #tangotek #geminitay #cubfan135 #decked out 2 #hermitcraft etho #hermitcraft #ethogirl #pick up lines

[thiscryptidischronicallyyours]

Sokka: Did you just fall from a vending machine?

Zuko: …

Sokka: Because you’re a snack I’d like to have.

Zuko: First of all, what the hell is a vending machine?

#avatar the last airbender #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes #zuko #atla #sokka #zukka #sokka/zuko #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes #incorrect atla #pick up lines

[iftadwascool]

ANIME RIZZ

#funny #pick up lines #anime #adorable

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑼𝑷 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑺. 

[ 📲 message sent: ]  do you smoke pot? cause weed be cute together. [ 📲 message sent: ]  do you believe in love at first swipe or should i match with you again? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i see me in your future 🔮 [ 📲 message sent: ]  i can't see you right now but i bet you look great [ 📲 message sent: ]  can you send me a selfie? i just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like. [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you http? because without you i'm only :// [ 📲 message sent: ]  i believe in following my dreams ... so you lead the way. [ 📲 message sent: ]  should we get coffee? cause i like you a latte. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i see you like tequila ... does that mean you'll give me a shot? [ 📲 message sent: ]  you know what's beautiful? read the first word. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now. [ 📲 message sent: ]  take a guess. which emoji did i place next to your name on my phone? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i'm sending you hugs and kisses 😘 [ 📲 message sent: ]  i just accidentally walked into a pole because i was thoughtlessly staring and smiling at your text messages. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i never believed in love at first sight until i saw your profile picture. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i do not think much. i do not think often. but when i do, i think of you. [ 📲 message sent: ]  just so you know, i'm not flirting with you. i'm just being extra nice to you since you're extra attractive. [ 📲 message sent: ]  you're so beautiful that i actually forgot that i was supposed to send you a pick-up line. [ 📲 message sent: ]  you see, i really suck at starting conversations. do you want to try? [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you free for the rest of your life? [ 📲 message sent: ]  ugh, i have to go to some boring event. will you come with me to make it fun? [ 📲 message sent: ]  hi, my name is trouble, and i'm looking for my soulmate. mind if i ask you if you have room for a little trouble in your life? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i can't figure out if i should start this conversation with a compliment, a pick-up line, or a simple hello. you choose. [ 📲 message sent: ]  they say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? [ 📲 message sent: ]  well, here i am! what are your other two wishes? 🧞 [ 📲 message sent: ]  hey, you're pretty and i'm cute. together we'd be pretty cute. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i would flirt with you, but i'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness. [ 📲 message sent: ]  when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them? funny answers only. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i had the best pickup line on the way, but i saw you and now i'm speechless. [ 📲 message sent: ]  if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple 🍍 [ 📲 message sent: ]  hi, i know your name is [name] but can i call you mine? [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you a bank loan? cause you have my interest. [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you religious? cause you're the answer to all my prayers. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i'm researching important dates in history. would you like to be mine? [ 📲 message sent: ]  you look like you know how to have a good time! i like it. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i know you're busy but please add me to your list of things to do. [ 📲 message sent: ]  if i told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me? [ 📲 message sent: ]  complete this sentence: you, me, and ___ [ 📲 message sent: ]  dinner first or can we go straight for dessert? [ 📲 message sent: ]  do you like sleeping? me too. we should do it together some time.

#rp meme #rp memes #rp prompts #roleplay meme #texting starters #sentence starters #pick up lines #rph #type: meme

[ashes2caches]

#196 #rule #r196 #196 campfire #jerma #queer #jermaposting #trans #jerma985 #transfem #hornyposting #pick up lines

[maihonhassan]

Who called it "𝙀𝙮𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙩" and not "𝙖𝙚𝙨𝙞 𝙪𝙡𝙟𝙝𝙞 𝙣𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙧 𝙪𝙣 𝙨𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙩𝙞 𝙣𝙖𝙝𝙞."

#desi memes #desi indian #desi things #indian memes #hindimemes #just desi things #being desi #hindi #urdu poetry #urdu adab #urdu #gen z #gen z humor #gen z culture #urdu lines #lit #desiblr #desi tumblr #pick up lines #bollywoodsongs #bollywood music #bollywood #music lovers #music lyrics #song lyrics #lyrics #fav #urdu stuff #rahat fateh ali khan #salman khan

[nerdart06]

Rottmnt “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Well he tried girl, and he will try again…. Once he recovers. Leo tried to woo her with pick up lines at first, which Beatrice found cute, but he quickly realized it wasn’t the easiest way to get her attention. After that he just opted to be himself and hope his charm was enough. Rip Leo though, his brothers are going to have a field day .

Dang i gave her the cutest face in the second panel, how did i do that? I drew this so late last night.

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #original character #rottmnt #funny #funny comics #bunny #pick up lines #cute #wholesome

[taiyou-hibiscus]

Ace : I'm trash.

Marco : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Ace :

Ace : You smooth motherfucker.

Ace : And yes it does.

#Incorrect quotes #Marace #marcoace #marco x ace #marco the phoenix #portgas d ace #one piece #whitebeard pirates #pick up lines

[brideormonster]

I'd still love you even if you're filled with worms and your tears smelled like a hot toilet at a carnival

#lisa frankenstein #kathryn newton #cole sprouse #lisa swallows #funny #pick up lines #the creature #zelda williams

[tanked-up]

Pickup lines with the 141

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Alejandro: Perdí mi número, me das el tuyo? I lost my number can I have yours

Rudy blushin: Smooth, Jefe… Smooth

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Soap: Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Ghost not even paying attention: Let me know, I��ll trip you next time

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Gaz: Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Price: Actually made of cotton, but-

Gaz: COME ON, CAPT’N

#good old pick up lines #alerudy #ghostsoap #pricegaz #incorrect quotations #cheesy pick up lines #incorrect cod quotes #pick up lines #modern warfare 2 #cod meme #price cod #kyle gaz garrick

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Azi *trying to flirt again*: Crowley, is it hot in here or-

Crowley: I suppose, but it's less than 90°F ...

Azi *suppressing gay tears of frustration*: WHY. GOD. WHY.

Crowley: What? Why is it less than 90 degrees?

Azi:

Crowley: ...because you're acute angel.

#YES I CAME UP WITH THIS RIGHT NOW I KNOW IM SO FUNNY #back on my bullshit guys #you encouraged my last one #asmi #weirdly specific but ok #this is your fault #good omens #good omens mascot #crowley was playing the long game #and he won #oh yes #he won #good omens crack #good omens shit post #pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #good omens edition #aziracrow #azirowley #aziraley #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley

[rjmac211]

Lena calls Kara and Kara puts it on speaker

Kara: Hey Lena

Lena: Hey Kara come over to my place tonight I want to do mathematics

Kara: Mathematics?

Lena: Yes I want to add my bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and hope not to multiply

Alex: I could have gone my whole life without hearing that

Maggie: Damn Little Luthor got game

Alex: Why are you two talking about sex in my lab

Kara: I’ll be there at 7 got to go love you

Kara hangs up

Kara: I can explain

Maggie: She does know she can’t get you pregnant right that’s not how lesbianism works

Alex: Actually-

Kara: Can I please go

Alex: Please do and maybe not in my lab next time

#kara danvers #lena luthor #supercorp #supercorp incorrect quotes #alex danvers #maggie sawyer #sanvers #pick up lines

[mirtash]

my head canon is that Pinkie uses the worst pick up lines in the world but Twilight still fells for it x"

#Twilight Sparkle #pinkie pie #lesbian #MLP #twipie #mlp shipping #pick up lines

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend was trying to get with my dad by using furry pick up lines.

#dream #furry #pick up lines #dad #father #family #romance #is alive

[hexiewrites]

sticks, stones, and beavers

happy birthday @thefreakandthehair! this one is for you and our shared highly inadvisable crush on captain ratman himself.

(find it on ao3)

Eddie’s first problem is that he’s at a gay sports bar. It’s not the gay part that’s the problem, though god knows he never wants to drink in a room full of straight people again. It’s not even the sports that’s necessarily an issue, though usually they come for women’s night, and he fucking loves to see the place absolutely packed with ladies who’re so goddamn hype about professional women’s sports. No, it’s not the gay bar and it’s not the sports bar that are the actual issues. (Though, he does want a word with whoever decided to call the place Sticks, Stones, and Beavers because, fucking yikes.) The actual issue is that Chrissy hadn’t realized it was hockey night. And maybe that might have been okay too, except she’d immediately spotted a tall woman with a short cropped brunette bob and went “oh my god, she could snap me in half any day,” glanced back to Eddie to say, “her friend looks fucking hot too, you should get in on that,” and then she’d promptly followed the brunette into the bathroom.  So the problem is that Eddie is in a gay sports bar on fucking hockey night and he’s alone. And even then, that might have been fine. Maybe. It at least wouldn’t have been the first time it had happened. So, he probably would have been alright. If it hadn’t been for the gorgeous man with the perfect hair.

(keep reading on ao3)

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #hockey fan steve harrington #reluctant hockey fan eddie munson #pick up lines #flirting #sports bar pick ups #rated t #my stuff #hex is writing