#RANDOM HEADCANON SORRY

[evilbeing]

Random thought while I was petting my cat

Do yall think Altaïr and Malik are cat persons?

Altaïr is too Bird coded, I feel like cats would chase and attack his cape and he just doesnt know how to react

For Malik ,,, I think he wouldn't want a cat to distract him from his work, but eventually he would change his mind the moment the cat fell asleep on his lap or smg

Btw I Just said Altaïr is Bird coded

What if he is actually Cat coded

I mean, the way he stands ,,, he climbs buildings like a cat,,, and yea he can't swim (ik cats CAN swim but yea)))

#RANDOM HEADCANON SORRY #I even made these stupid sketches to make yall see my evil vision #why is Altair so cat coded tho #he is supposed to be ALTAÏR!!!! the eangle #yea idk random thoughts #malik al sayf #assassin's creed 1 #assassin's creed fanart #assasins creed #altair ibn la'ahad #Altair #evilbeing

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose #raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner #leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes #(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl) #(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink) #(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him) #but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone #like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like #‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’ #or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like #‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’ #‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’ #‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’ #‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘ #SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF #(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)

[kenandeliza]

A random thought / headcanon

Superman learns knitting/sewing, deciding to give an “ugly sweater” to his friends, including captain marvel

He doesn’t make them ugly intentionally, he’s just bad at making designs

#dc comics #captain marvel #shazam #dc characters #billy batson #kenandeliza's art #superman #clark kent #a random headcanon that clark can sew/knit but suck at designing them #billy appreciates the warm sweater though #(this isn’t really the normal billy i usually draw #mostly because this isn’t the golden age billy) #wish i could color stuff better though.. #billy would then use the extremely oversized sweater as a blanket #i’m not really used to drawing Billy homeless… #so sorry bout that :p #I think this is the first time I made a comic without Freddy in it #Imagine my shock!

[originalartblog]

Remember when I pitched the concept of Chuuya developing a fear of lightning/electricity after the events of Storm Bringer and the Dragon's Head Conflict?

Thunder doesn't bother him, he deals with loud noises on the daily. No, it's the lightning itself that gets to him.

So obviously the solution is to close his eyes and wait for the storm to pass while berating himself because he should be better than this.

#t'was supposed to be a sketch/doodle what happened #fun fact: the previous post i made was too vague in being fanart so i have a whole branch of random blogs- #-aesthetic blogs and random users- reblogging it because they too enjoy watching the thunderstorm pass!! #sorry i made you reblog a funny little anime guy #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #nawy's art #and surprising no one it's a different rendering style AGAIN #the window in photobash + filters I did not want to spent time on that side #btw if that headcanon inpires/d you or if you share it i need the link sent to me don't leave me hanging alone in my corner

[machiavellli]

Possessive!Theo that one night gets completely filled with anger as he sees you dancing with someone else at a party and simply starts shouting things in Italian you can’t comprehend. He slams you at the wall, his face only millimetres away from you, his gaze dark, his words bitter and your hands pressed up. His hot breath against the frigid wall. The maniac appearance looks so good on him.

“Che cazzo pensavi di fare? Tieni ancora almeno due cazzo di neuroni eh?” he bawled pointing at my head with disgust, but I kept my mouth shut. 

My silence only made him angrier, and as I started to lower my gaze, he grabbed my face with one of his hands. The other hand harshly slammed against the stone wall behind me.

“Look at me. Dammi. Na. Cazzo. Di. Risposta.”

“Porca puttanta.” the hand slammed again.

“Ti corromperò fino al punto di farti piangere. Oh tesoro mio, piangerai lacrime amare pregando inutilmente che io smetta. Sei mia. La gentilezza è na cosa finita. Do you understand? Cazzo vaf-” Those were the last words he heavily shouted before kissing me with pure burning lust. Definitely the start of a great night.

#this is so random sorry #I don’t even curse much irl #a/n #translation in the comments #this is for you Ree #word count: 190 #english is not my first language #theodore nott x reader #theo nott x reader #slytherin boys #slytherin boys x reader #harry potter fanfiction #theodore nott #Theo nott #theodore nott headcanons #theo nott headcanons #Yandere!theodore nott #possessive!theodore nott #writers on tumblr #slytherin boys headcanons #blurb #Theodore nott blurb #drabble #theo nott fanfiction #theo nott drabble #theodore nott fanfiction

[ventique18]

🐉 would probably be the type to casually argue with someone about who has the best-looking plus one.

🐉: My beloved 🌸 is clearly the most beautiful in this room. No, in the world. The universe, even.

👑: Excuse me?

🦁: Yeah and you're clearly delusional, lizard-face.

🐉: Ah, Kingscholar. The mutterings of a single, loveless man. Hardly anything worth noting.

🦁: I'm gonna fucking cave your face in, you got that? Meet me outside and I'm gonna make sure you get buried so far down the earth no archaeologist could dig you up in a thousand years, you god damned dinosaur.

#i love them #I'm sorry they're the victims of this random ass headcanon #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader #leona kingscholar #vil schoenheit

[valiantroeagleangel]

Random Noah thought

NSFW

Noah's the type of guy who gives you oral with his grillz on as he places a hand on your sternum to keep you still on the bed.

"Shhh. It's okay, pretty girl."

But when you can't handle it anymore because the pleasure gets too much intense, when you arch your back again, he just grabs you by the hips, pushing your cunt to his face so he can eat you harder. His fingers imprint your skin while he's massaging your thighs, until you finally come undone on his face.

Before you collapse on the bed, he lets you rut one last time against the cold metal in his mouth, allowing you to ride your orgasm while it lasts.

"That's it, such a good girl for me." He whispers against your skin, trailing kisses from your pelvis to your lips.

Mama’s tag list: @circle-with-me @somewhere-diamond @malice-ov-mercy @smokeynaomi @darkhallcorner @loeytuan98 @sthnog @cookiesupplier @cncohshit @lma1986 @skulliecadaver-blog @talialovesmiw @to-be-written @4rtificialfolio

#alright i'm leaving here #i'm writing this instead of writing fics i'm sorry #noah sebastian #bad omens #smut #headcanons #fanfic #fic #fanfiction #random noah thoughts

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Lancelot: Hey I'm new in town

Merlin: Hey my bed is free

#Basically what happened #pure crack #random 2 am inspo #merlance #merlin and the knights #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin headcanons #merlin shitposts #merlin emrys #incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin bbc #merlin and arthur #lancelot du lac #sir lancelot du lac #lancelot #this is stupid i’m sorry

[books-and-catears]

The Demon Brothers if they turned into Cats

Lucifer

Is annoyed but stays calm cause you keep him comfy

Will snap and bite anyone except you

Just accepts his fate and relaxes for the first time in 67889 years

Mammon

He's not letting that hand go. There is no escape.

Clingy cat syndrome 101

Aggresive hissing if he sees anyone else too close to you

Leviathan

The only way you can keep him close without him freaking out

If he gets hyper aware of your proximity, he runs and hides for a while

But he never goes too far enough to lose sight of you

Satan

Super cuddly in private. Melts internally when you handle him so tenderly

Develops a meowrse code to communicate with you

Kneads your back or thighs to show gratitude

Asmodeus

Acts super cute and clingy. You legit cannot take your eyes off him

Just crawls into your lap and starts demanding attention with the sweetest meows

Loves being taken to the groomers and cat spas

Beelzebub

Keep LOTS of canned tuna and sardines around for this one. Meows for food every half hour and you cannot deny him.

The most playful and active out of them all. Loves going on walks and behaves super well in public

Bites your fingers in affection and has chewed up a lot of furniture in the house. Scavenges and brings food for you.

Belphegor

Oh my, look at the clock! Its nap time. Its always naptime. And when he wakes up, he just nuzzles Beel and then goes back to sleep.

You gotta learn to do things with one hand because the other one is his for sleeping now.

Best cuddle buddy for nighttime. His soft purrs are the best sounds to sleep to.

#obey me #obey me crack #obey me funny #obey me random #obey me headcanon #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me belphie #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me levi #obey me imagine #yeah this is random as hell and it's been so long since I've written anything and my job is a mess im so sorry #god i even left that story unfinished ughhh- im so sorry #hopefully it'll all be normal by September #please bear with me till then

[daytaker]

Lucifer can play the piano. Satan retained some of Lucifer's memories. What if Satan just went up to a piano one day and started pounding out Chopin or something? Everyone turns and stares at him and he looks just as confused as they do.

Mammon thinks maybe the piano is enchanted so that anybody can play it, but when he goes up to try, he just plays Chopsticks.

Levi makes the connection to Lucifer, everyone goes "Ohhhh..." and Satan goes "Oh."

And he never touches the piano again. He doesn't want to owe Lucifer for any talents he has. Instead, he picks up another instrument and learns it the traditional way.

#i guess this is just turning into a blog for me to dump random satan hcs #sorry #obey me satan #dthc #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #across the queueniverse #hcs #satan thoughts

[sysig]

Don’t be silly! Okay, be a little silly (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Could also be general Undertale again but y'know lol #Silliness is the only thing on the menu I'm sorry but we're out of everything else it's the one remaining option #Speaking of silliness! I started that first one in an attempt to draw Sans' blind side and then- #I had a 50-50 chance of what direction to have him face and I picked the wrong one brain why lol #Well he was still fun to draw anyhow lol it all works out #Tired Papyrus toting an even tireder Sans around #I imagine Undyne called him to do something and he just brought Sans along since he was already carrying him lol #Sans waking up in random places like ''Ah. Papyrus-teleportation'' lol #Another mini set based on me and smol! Just try and stop me!! #We frequently talk about dreams right after we wake up if we happen to catch each other - and remember lol #And one of her dreams was just so absurd that the harder I imagined it the funnier it got lol #So I gave it to Sans to enjoy lol - him enjoying when Papyrus is intentionally silly with him makes my heart happy <3 #Papyrus plays his straight man so often that when he does come in with something funny it just catches Sans off guard haha #Pleased all the way around! #Also ft. a slight headcanon I have about Sans' lowercasedness lol #About his voice being naturally quiet and all that - that even when he laughs really hard it's still on the quiet side #Tires him out but it's kinda breathy #And if you can believe it I am Still getting used to drawing Sans' face pftbltl #He's so roundy! I feel like he'd be easy to draw and then I do and like #Sometimes yes sometimes no! I'm starting to recognize which features do it but dang I wasn't expecting him to be harder to draw than Papyrus #I feel like Papyrus' design is a little more forgiving - like if you mess up a detail you can still be like ''Okay but that's like 95% him'' #With Sans it's like ''Well I did Something. And now he's Extremely off-model. Could I tell you what I did? Uhm'' Lol #I'll get it figured out! I will!

[bbyboybucket]

Do you guys think that Bucky and Steve have to take vitamin and mineral supplements? Bc most the general population is deficient of several vitamins in general and can’t get enough from food sources, but a super soldier with a much higher metabolism would need even higher than the amount for a normal person. So without supplements, they’d be pretty deficient right?

#ik ik the real answer is suspension of disbelief #but this is just for fun and extra flavor and maybe a headcanon to use in a story or something #also this adds to the theory of what was in the IVs hydra gave Bucky #could’ve had vitamin & mineral additives to keep his body in peak shape #sorry for being random again y’all #bucky barnes #steve rogers

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

Random HC's That I Probably Overexplain - Cater Edition 1!

TW: Angst heavy, using kids for profit via social media, emotional/physical abuse (nothing explicit/gory) His mom was a family life vlogger. I've dabbled on this topic a few times before, but never got really into it. His mom ran a channel called the "Beloved Diamond Family", in which his mother went by Dreamy Diamond, and his older sisters went by Dazzling and Ditzy Diamond. He was "Daring Diamond" or sometimes just called "Little Gem/Diamond". "Daddy Diamond" was never around, but his mom sometimes went on rants about him on camera. They rarely made it onto the channel though. Part of the reason the Diamonds moved so much is because of his dad's work, but the other part was because of how much information his mom would divulge and put her kids in danger. Cater's dad did his best to protect his kids from the consequences of her actions, but couldn't get ahead of them. Cater was the star of many of the videos, as he was the baby and everyone wanted to see more of him. He hated being made to do everything that his mom said, or repeating the actions a hundred times until he got it "perfect", but the comments of other parents telling him how much their kids loved him and whatnot was enough to keep him going. It's also why he's so attached to his phone now and a big part of why he just keeps up the facade. To be caught at a less than picture perfect moment or with a subpar reaction at this point scares him. Irrationally, he worries about his mothers reaction, and because he's never really been to school for long enough to make friends, he has to act the only way he knows how and hope that people keep liking the show he puts on. A lot of the videos were pretty fluffy, happy videos, but Ms. Diamond would do anything for views, and did put out videos of Cater sobbing over his dead pet, about him breaking his arm on his skateboard, and a lot of her "prank" videos that were mostly just endangering her kids or trying to prove her husband was cheating. (At one point she did a "slip and slide" in the kitchen and called Cater over to try some of her cookies. He couldn't have been more than five or six, so he came running in excited and ended up in urgent care. All the scars and marks he got from his moms wacked out ideas have been carefully hidden under makeup and magic for years now, but sometimes he doesnt have the energy to cover them up on his clones). Obviously, none of the Diamond kids were off very well, but when they were "too big to be cute anymore" his mom kind of let the channel die out and became a more severe alcoholic. However, when her channel started to pick up traction again years later, Ms. Diamond decided to keep her channel going with behind the scenes clips and telling stories about her kids while mildly tipsy. She didn't tell her kids she was going to do this, and now that they're all 18 and over they want to stop her, but don't want to cause more drama from her. Cater's bigger sister wants to take her to court for everything she's done, but Cater and his eldest sister just want to ignore it and sweep it under the rug like nothing is going on because it hurts too much to revisit the things they used to have to do. Cater's mom is...a BoyMom. Like she is Not Normal about her son to a creepy uncomfortable extent and Cater doesn't know how to deal with it, he mostly tries to break contact with her, but she is relentless and a master guilt tripper. He had been looking forward to his 18th birthday to officially disown her or put a restraining order on her, but never had the heart to actually do it, because...it is his mom, and family never abandons each other unless you want to be a piece of shit, right? (This is not serious, please, if you have family that doesn't treat you well don't be afraid to leave if you can)

#v talks #twst #twisted wonderland #twst hcs #twst headcanons #cater diamond #twst cater #my baby boy I'm sorry I do this to all my favourites #I can build on this more if you all Want but like. It'll involve my OC bc they're dating #like I could #fully infodump about Vizzie or something and tie everything together with a little bow #but I probably wont lmao #random hc's I probably overexplain #<- if you want the rest of them and in case I forget to make a masterlist for these....or get too lazy #abuse tw #tw abuse #random hcs i probably overexplain

[that-weeb-in-ur-closet]

I was reading smut, like one dose when they were about to make smut because they got over a thousand people saying to make Geto smut, (jeez how many times am I gonna say that-)

But. I had a thought.

Does Satoru gojo have white public hair???

I wanna think about that a bit longer.

#i'm thirsty #i'm sorry #jjk headcanons #im bored #jjk fanfic #gojo x reader smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #random #gojo satoru smut #jjk texts #geto x you #geto suguru #jjk geto #geto x reader #jujutsu geto #geto smut #satoru #suguru #gojo #jjk art #suguru geto #suguru x reader #suguru smut #suguru x you #suguru x y/n #geto #satoru gojo #satoru smut

[numberoneasmogirlfriend]

How would the brothers react to a Slavic MC that randomly starts speaking their native language?

Mammon, Leviathan would be like "holy shit MC stop with the spells"

And in reality you would be just talking about the weather.

I love poetry, and since it's hard to translate such poems without losing the meaning, I often just explain what the piece is about. I think that Satan and Asmodeus would be the only ones who like to hear me rant about that.

I mean Satan is canonically in love with books so I guess he'd like poetry just as much as me. And Asmo would be just liking the love-ish and erotic topics. Maybe Lucifer also? I guess he likes that classical vibe so we would listen to Chopin as i ramble about a random poet from the nineteenth century. And Diavolo because he likes to know a lot about humans and angels, I guess Simeon would like to listen to me as well. Also I would love to compare the demons humans know from literature, to the ones in devildom. But that's for another post I guess, I already drifted far from the original prompt lol.

#obey me shitpost #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me shall we date #luci and dia are the sme color because i loce their relationship #om! asmodeus #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #om satan #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #om leviathan #om mammon #this is so random sorry #obey me crack #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me simeon #om lucifer #om diavolo #luci and dia are the same colour because i love their relationship

[your-favourite-plague]

Everytime I see someone saying that Kalluto dresses like a girl I lose a year from my lifespan

To clarify: now furisode is mostly associated with women, but traditionally it was children's clothing no matter of gender (and for some young gay men, but that's a topic for another discussion).

AND THAT'S EVEN MORE ANDROGYNY IN ONE CHARACTER, why you insist on male/female categories of presentation

#just look at Kikyo do you think they're modern? #hunter x hunter #hxh #kalluto #kalluto zoldyck #i don't want to come after anyone's headcanons im sorry if that comes off that way im just tired #random complaining