#Incorrect lemar hoskins

[chaoticace2005]

Walker: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Sam: I’ll call.

Walker: Lemar and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bucky, answering on the first ring: Hello?

Sam: Hey did you get their calls?

Bucky: Whose?

Sam:

Sam: You blocked Walker didn’t you?

Bucky: First thing I did when he got my number.

#Sam wilson #Bucky barnes #sambucky #winterfalcon #John Walker #lemar hoskins #tfatws #tfatws memes #tfatws incorrect quotes #fatws #fatws incorrect quotes #fatws memes #mcu #mcu memes #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel memes

[uhthor]

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 24/? | inspired by

#liv edits #source: tumblr #i’ve not seen this done before so i thought fuck it lol #tfatwsincorrect #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier incorrect #marvel #sarah wilson #adepero oduye #sam wilson #anthony mackie #joaquin torres #danny ramirez #lemar hoskins #cle bennett #helmut zemo #daniel brühl #sharon carter #emily vancamp #john walker #wyatt russell #christina raynor #amy aquino #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #karli morgenthau #erin kellyman #dovich #desmond chiam

[thermodynamic-comedian]

ah, yes. tfatws side characters.

lemar "i know i'm the normal friend but what the actual fuck" hoskins

helmut "how dare you not thank me for forgiving you for something you had no control over wtf this is so unfair im too pretty for this" zemo

joaquín "i have no idea what's going on are we winning i think we're winning we're winning right sam?" torres

sharon "tired of coping gonna start killing" carter

#marvel #marvel memes #mcu #frey obsesses over marvel #helmut zemo #marvel incorrect quotes #tfatws memes #incorrect tfatws #incorrect tfatws quotes #the falcon and the winter soldier #captain america and the white wolf #sharon carter #joaquin torres #lemar hoskins #tfatws #tw cursing #tw killing

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Bucky, talking to Walker: This whole uptight thing, this is why you have no friends.

Lemar: Hey!

Bucky: Okay, this is why you have one friend.

#source: grey's anatomy #bucky barnes #tfatws #lemar hoskins #john walker #marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes

[scrabbleknight]

WHAT IF OLD MAN STEVE WAS INVOLVED IN TFATWS?

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*Introduction*

Steve: I am here now.

Sam: Steve, what the heck? I thought you retired. We even got you that sweet house in Queens.

Steve: Oh, I was. But while I was returning the Stones, I had a premonition of the future via Time Stone.

Steve: I quickly realised I had to get involved.

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*First meeting*

John: Oh my god, YOU'RE STEVE ROGERS!

Steve: Yes I am. Here, have some candy.

Lemar, from a distance: Yo, why you so old?

Steve: Time travel shenanigans.

Lemar:

Lemar: Alright, cool.

John, now with a notebook: Mr Steve, sir? C-can I have an autograph?

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*After Sam and Bucky visited Isaiah Bradley*

Sam: ... Should we tell Steve?

Bucky: Fuck no. He'll just get mad at me.

*Meanwhile, Steve was at a nearby park, feeding birds*

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*Steve mentoring John*

Steve: The shield is not a weapon. It is designed to protect those who cannot protect themselves.

John: But you use it as a weapon all the time, sir.

Steve: I meant that figuratively.

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*Steve and Bucky complain about life*

Bucky: I can't believe you left me with this mess!

Steve: I can't believe we even have to deal with this mess.

Bucky: God damnit, why is everything so complicated?!

Steve: We're old. It's our age catching up to us.

Bucky: I hate being old.

#steve rogers #captain america #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier #incorrect mcu quotes #sam wilson #bucky barnes #john walker #lemar hoskins #battlestar #us agent #the winter soldier #the falcon #isaiah bradley #rip battlestar #you tried #old man steve

[tfatwsmemes]

John Walker: Look. I might not be a saint, but it's not like I've ever killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Lemar: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

#john walker has big s1 eleanor shellstrop energy #and decidedly not in a good way #john walker #tfatws #lemar hoskins #incorrect marvel quotes

[tramamakesyoufunnier]

Lemar Hoskins: Johnny!

John Walker: I'm Captain America now. It will be dangerous if you say my name out. Enemies may know who we are.

Lemar Hoskins: John.

John Walker: No.

Lemar Hoskins: Cap?

John Walker: I guess this will work.

Lemar Hoskins: Cappy!

John Walker: Wait wha...

Lemar Hoskins: CAPPY

#lemar hoskins #john walker #john walker positive post #captain america #incorrect marvel quotes

[bietrofastimoff23]

John: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you

Lemar: Johnny this is a ten page letter

#jemar #lemar hoskins #john walker #john walker positive post #john and lemar #incorrect marvel quotes #my post #source: tumblr

[not-close-to-straight]

FATWS Episode 4

I’m finally fucking getting time to watch this thing. 

Dramatic reactions, incoherent ramblings and spoilers under the cut. 

Right off the bat I’m feeling like the only thing I really remember about Episode Three is vaguely not trusting Sharon Carter. I’m really supposed to believe Peggy Carters Niecey, defender of Captain America and dismantler of Hydra really is selling stolen art in Madripoor? Seems fake, but okay. 

Let’s get into it. 

Have I mentioned I love Karli’s freckles? Her hair and her freckles kill me, I never understood people who don’t think freckles are cute. They are actual dots of delightfulness

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYO AYO AYO She is so ridiculously beautiful wtf. I’m shaving my head TOMORROW so I can be half as amazing as her. 

Wait is this a Wakanda flashback? Six years ago... ohhhh look at my goatherder Jesus Bucky, let that baby rest. WHY IS SHE SAYING THE WORDS? LOOK AT HIS EYES PLEASE STOP. This is hurting my soul. Oh god homecoming, and it’s the moment he knew Steve. Oh the tears, I can’t. I CAN’T. “You are free” I’m already crying and it’s been 1.2 minutes. 

Damn right the White Man doesn’t understand anything of their loss and shame. LISTEN TO BUCKY SPEAK WAKANDAN. I LOVE IT. Urgh she’s so beautiful. Her murder strut is impeccable. I’m in love and I’m swoooooooning. 

“It was sweet of you to defend me” Zemo take ten to twenty percent off the top there, This isn’t a date.

Hey, I feel like I don’t love that they refer to Karli as “Karli”. If she was a man, it would be Last Name Basis. “She’s a kid” “she’s a supremacist.” hmmm seeing a parallel between Wanda and Karli and the way they were treated. “She’s a kid?” She’s actually ridiculously powerful but thanks for that. (no Wanda hate here, just pointing it out) 

“My TT” ITS HIS AUNTIE BUCKY YOU’D KNOW THIS IF YOU WERE EVER INVITED TO THE COOKOUT 

Uh Zemo, maybe we don’t be the creepy guy in the coat offering children candy. I mean, the tactic worked but you could literally not be creepier right now.  Honestly I don’t know why I’m so surprised he’s keeping the Donya thing from them, duh he’s a villain, but I’m still surprised?? The sugar daddy role got me FOOLED

Sam being the one that understands what it means to be fighting to be on the other side of the “barbed wire fences” is so sad. 

BUCKY’S MAD. Sam has something against head tilts, that’s so funny to me for some reason. I DON’T TRUST SHARON. 

Why do I smell some foreshadowing with Karli’s talk about destroying the shield and how it’s a relic of a bygone era and a symbol of everyone that was left out

“take it easy before it gets weird” SAM. 

John Walker literally looks more sketchy every time we see him. Also, if you can’t say “son, just don’t” and everyone stops in their tracks, you are NOT Captain America. Its worrying me that Battlestar (battleship? lmaoooo) is starting to side with BuckySam because if there’s one thing literally every movie has taught me, it’s that the person who switches sides ends up dead and if I have to watch a POC first be relegated to sidekick and then killed I might actually riot

It’s so good to see Sam being Counselor!Sam. I think that gets so overlooked with him and I think it’s one of the most defining traits of his character. He’s not just a soldier, he’s not just brave, he’s seen the loss and he knows the struggle and he chose to help others through it while also being equally willing to suit back up and save the world. 

“Don’t patronize me” stop acting like a damn child. Why is John so twitchy, I don’t like it. OH is he really gonna say “this is easy for you, all this serum running through your veins” as if Bucky had a say in anything about in his life beyond Azzano. 

GET HIM BITCH punch his raggedy ass! 

Oh look at Bucky jumping, Winter Soldier, more like Winter Squirrel PARKOUR. Goddamn Zemo with his gun, oh no look at all that super soldier serum! I mean, you have to commend the guy for never wavering from his path. JOHN WALKER AND THE SERUM! It’s supposed to amplify what’s in your heart?? AND HE SUCKS OH NO. 

The power broker texts her “little girl” that’s so gross. 

“Separate them and kill Captain America” three months ago I would have howled at that line, now I’m like...meh. 

Sam wouldn’t have taken the serum-- not surprising. He’s a good man all by himself. No serum needed. Have you seen those arms? Actual Cannons of Freedom and Justice. “What about bucky” I love that he’s thinking about Bucky. Someone please protect these boys. 

Aw Bucky baby you’re not crazy. It’s funny to see him drink cos he definitely can’t get drunk. It’s the equivalent of some diva drinking a white wine spritzer. 

WHY IS JOHN WALKER BACK. 

THERE’S MY WOMEN OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED IN MY LIFE. Do not shake her hand. John Walker, she will bite your hand off. Pointy Sticks, the Dora Milaje have jurisdiction wherever they want OMG HE TOUCHED HER omg. Look at Zemo sipping his drink LOOKING STRONG JOHN I CANNOT I CANNOT.

“Lets talk about this” Bucky is so calm. Bye bye Zemo. Oh GET it Sam with those fancy moves. 

...what just happened with Bucky’s arm. what just happened. “James” oh man waht does that mean?! Has Wakanda left him? Has he dishonored Them? My brain is moving too fast for this. 

I would like to have a moment of silence for John Walkers ego because he, a White Man (tm) and Solder (tm) and American (tm) just got his shit actually handed to him by a Black woman and he sat there and tried to more her “pointy stick” and couldn’t and then she full on did the shield kick thing while he sat on the ground and looked up at her and you know what? i think that’s very sexy of her, I will be watching this scene on repeat for the next hundred years wtf. 

Also ALSO? This is it. This is the moment where The Man (tm) can’t handle being beat so he goes and does something stupid, this is it, isn’t it? The Man Pain he just can’t tolerate? 

Oh my god Bucky’s face with his arm. I mean, it makes sense his arm would come off but to have himself literally disarmed (get it) in a fight is so... I mean it’s violating in a way, and its almost a betrayal as well but at the same time maaaaaaybe it’s a relief? Maybe its a relief to know he doesn’t always have to be a Soldier, he can take the arm off and just be Bucky?? 

Also I had to pause the show to write about this because my hand cramped up from trying to type too fast ughhh

Back into it 

ARM PORN NOISES I LOVE THEM

Whats an El Chapo? Oh wait, I figured it out. 

I love Lemar’s voice. He’s so confident talking about the serum but lets be perfectly honest, Karli Morgenthau and Steve Rogers are basically the same person a hundred years apart. If you don’t think Steve Rogers would have singlehandedly led a revolt against a world government he thought was wrong, you are 100% incorrect. Not that I think he wouldn’t have resorted to bombings etc, but also... that sort of life does awful things to people. 

WHY IS SHE CALLING SARAH. “My world doesn’t matter to America” oh sweetheart, I feel that in my soul. Sarah knows who Sam is. She knows he’s not working for John Walker. This is the first time I’ve been anti-Karli. I know she’s desperate but you don’t threaten someones babies. 

HEY LOOK THERE’S ME NOT TRUSTING SHARON AGAIN

It actually makes me angry to even see Walker carrying the shield like that. I’m aware it’s an overreaction, but your honor, I hate him. 

...Lemar? 

Don’t make me watch a POC die for some White Man’s story arc, don’t do that. 

Oh. Shit. 

Sam do something. SAM DO SOMETHING. HE’S NOT GOOD SAM! 

My god do I love watching Bucky fight. Those Kicks of Vengeance will never get old. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER use them wings Sam. 

Oh Hoskins is okay. Alright. 

Bucky with the good knives, I LOVE HIM. The fight scenes are always so well coordinated in WS. We see you definitely not killing when you absolutely could. 

OH FUCK HOSKINS WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GOING TO DO THIS WHAT THE FUCK

...this makes me so mad wtf. We couldn’t have done this journey without pointlessly sacrificing a POC? No? Have to drag that trope out? Gonna make me watch another Black man be killed just so the White Guy can move his story forward. 

oh shit Walker is MAD. 

Fuck he just-- he just murdered someone with Steve’s shield. he just MURDERED SOMEONE WITH THE SHIELD AND EVERYONE WAS WATCHING. 

And look at him, he feels no remorse. He feels perfectly justified. He is DARING them to say something to him. He is America (tm) brutally silencing protests and rebellions and taking his own issues out on people he feels disrespect him and you can’t tell him he’s wrong because he can justify every drop of blood by making it about how he felt “they beat me and they weren’t even super soldiers. they disobeyed me. they should have listened to me. they killed my friend.”

I keep hearing preserum Steve saying “I don’t like bullies” and then imagining him beating the shit out of Walker. 

...That visual of the shield with blood on it... it’s so... shocking isn’t even the right word. Horrifying. Its horrifying.  

I don’t even know what to say. 

This episode was a whiplash. The writers of this series need to be commended. Also the stunt men and the fight choreographers. Fucking kudos, and now I need a stiff drink and a good cry because this episode took it OUT of me. 

#falcon and the winter soldier

[mcu-thoughts]

Heavy is the Head... AND Living in the Present... Incorrect Quotes

I'm going to start posting Incorrect quotes for my Marvel series that has no overall name.

I'll spread them out with the queue though, so I don't bombard people's feeds in one day.

If anyone wants to suggest an incorrect quote to use, my ask box is open.

Characters that will show up:

-Abigail Menkes

-Sam Wilson

-Bucky Barnes

-Baron Zemo

-John Walker

-Lemar Hoskins (I'm sure he's in some of these)

-Dr. Raynor

-Sharon Carter

There are some of the Avengers, too. But most focus on the sequel.

#announcement #quotes #character quotes

[chaoticace2005]

Walker: *punches Sam like the dick he is*

Sam: Did you punch me because I was gay?!?!

Walker: What no-

Lemar: Not cool man.

Zemo: Yeah! That’s really insensitive.

Walker: I didn’t punch him because he was gay! I punched him and he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards.

Sam: I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME!

Walker: I-

Bucky: Why are we arguing about this? The important thing was that you punched Sam.

Bucky: *shoots Walker in his nonexistent brain*

#Sam wilson #Bucky barnes #John Walker #lemar hoskins #Zemo #baron zemo #helmut zemo #sambucky #winterfalcon #protective sambucky #tfatws #tfatws memes #tfatws incorrect quotes #fatws #fatws incorrect quotes #fatws memes #the falcon and the winter soldier #mcu #mcu memes #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel memes #mcu zemo

[uhthor]

Is this not the entire series?

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 17/? | inspired by

#liv edits #source: last man standing #tfatwsincorrect #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws incorrect #the falcon and the winter soldier incorrect #john walker #wyatt russell #sam wilson #anthony mackie #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #lemar hoskins #cle bennett #helmut zemo #daniel brühl #marvel #mcu #marvel incorrect #mcu incorrect

[chaoticace2005]

Walker, in a room with Sam, Bucky, Zemo, Sharon, Ayo, and Lemar: Is there anyone else here who’s actually straight?

Bucky: *raises hand*

Sam: *puts his hand down*

#tfatws #sambucky #Sam wilson #Bucky barnes #zemo #helmut zemo #Sharon carter #lemar hoskins #ayo #tfatws memes #tfatws incorrect quotes #fatws #fatws memes #fatws incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel memes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu memes #mcu incorrect quotes #the falcon and the winter soldier

[uhthor]

Deleted scene of John after having his ass handed to him by the Dora Milaje

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 15/? | for @firstbornsons

#liv edits #this was such a funny idea honestly #source: the office #tfatwsincorrect #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws incorrect #the falcon and the winter soldier incorrect #marvel #mcu #marvel incorrect #mcu incorrect #john walker #wyatt russell #lemar hoskins #cle bennett

[thermodynamic-comedian]

tfatws characters as the most blursed sentences i came up with

𝘁𝘄: 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿/𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗻𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗺 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗹𝘆/𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗲𝗻 𝘇 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳

//

torres: my secret is that most of the time i do not know what's happening and then i make bad puns to make up for it.

//

zemo: convinced i'm alive out of spite at this point. many times i have tried dying, but then i remember that there are some people who actually want me dead and then i'm like "wow, that person sucks, i don't want to give them what they want" so yeah. i'm alive out of spite.

//

bucky, finally ready to discuss his constant negative emotions: sometimes i kind of hate myself.

sharon, with a completely ruined life that forced her to turn to crime: i kind of hate all of us.

zemo, with a past of suicidal tendencies and a ton of emotional repression: get over it lol.

sam, with multiple struggles he doesn't deserve and a family to take care of: do you guys wanna like....talk, or something?-

//

lemar hoskins when john walker does anything: i know i'm the 'normal' friend and all but now i'm actually getting concerned

//

uhh yea i did part three- too lazy to find the links for the other two, so click on my profile if you wanna see the other two-

#tfatws #marvel memes #mcu #marvel #the falcon and the winter soldier #incorrect tfatws #incorrect tfatws quotes #lemar hoskins #baron zemo #helmut zemo #james bucky barnes #captain america and the white wolf #sam wilson #tfatws headcanon

[chaoticace2005]

Next episode when they confront Walker, they better have Sam bring up Riley and how he has to watch his partner die on the field to try and show how he has empathy for what happened to Lemar.

#Sam and Steve lost partners in the field and worked to ultimately help people but walker lost his partner and killed a kid #well not a child but a young adult #walker is still probably gonna be a dick about it #mcu Riley #Sam wilson #lemar hoskins #John Walker #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws #tfatws memes #tfatws incorrect quotes #fatws #fatws incorrect quotes #fatws memes #marvel meme