Leaked scene from the next Avengers movie:
Sam Wilson: So, who's our next recruit for the Avengers?
Bucky Barnes: Well, there's this new guy who popped up in Egypt. Calls himself Moon Knight.
Valkyrie: Oh, like my favorite coming-of-age, LGBT movie?
Bucky Barnes: No, that's Moonlight.
Shang-Chi: You mean the wau bulan from Malaysia?
Bucky Barnes: NO, that's a moon kite.
Scott Lang: You mean my favorite Magic the Gathering card?
Bucky Barnes: NOOOO, that's Moon Sprite! Also, why is that your favorite Magic the Gathering card?
Sam Wilson: Wait, I got it! It's that one South Korean actress from My Little Bride!
Bucky Barnes: That's...Moon Geun-young. That one didn't even rhyme!
Sam Wilson: (laughs because he did that intentionally)
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Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.
Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Sam, texting Steve: Steve! Help I’m being kidnapped!
Steve: Where are you?
Sam: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Steve: Hang on, I’ll call Buck.
Bucky, answering his cell: What's up?
Steve: Where’s Sam? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Bucky: Sam? What do you mean? He's right here-
Bucky:
Bucky: I’ll call you back.
Bucky, turning to Sam in the passenger seat: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Sam, fighting back laughter: WHO ARE YOU?!
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TFATWS Incorrect Quotes 6
Sam: Ugh! I hate you!
Bucky: Well, jokes on you! I hate me more!
Sam:
Sam: Bucky, man, we talked about this
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bucky: *flips a coin*
sam: well?
bucky, disappointed once again: what was your plan again?
zemo, from the couch: called it!
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Sam: *does a ton of hand signals*
Bucky: *mimicking hand signals* I. Don’t. Know. What. That. Means.
Sam: *sighs* Go around back!
Bucky: Why couldn’t you just say that?
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Bucky, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling in the floor: This is sadder then the time I fell off the train.
Steve, choking on his coffee: Excuse me??
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Bucky: unfortunately enough, we can never get rid of you, Sam. You just loom over our heads, like the devil
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bucky: if i had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with mysterio, thanos and john walker, i would shoot john walker twice
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Bucky : Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Sam : The cow???
Bucky : What?
Y/n : Sam, W H Y?
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Sam: You need to sleep more.
Bucky: I got a solid 8 minutes. Not consecutively, but still. It's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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Sam: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Bucky: I'm aware of that.
Sam: But then you and I had some time together.
Bucky: Uh-huh?
Sam: It didn't get better.
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Sam: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Bucky: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Sarah: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Georgia: I hate when I’m lying to someone and then they’re always like, “You’re lying.” Um, what? Are you gaslighting me?
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Sam: Telling a story about his past roommate
Y/N: OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES
Sam: *chuckles*
Bucky: what?
Y/N: it’s a vine
Bucky: the plant?
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