Somebody: *thinks bad thoughts about Sam Wilson*
Bucky, pulling out a knife: Fuck rule number two. I’m killing a bitch today.
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These four dumbasses.
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Here’s another one.
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CAATWS Characters + Loki/Wanda cause I had the space
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Destroy ship, gay ship
Fix ship, gay ship
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Same guy, different fonts
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bucky: goddamn it! sharon's not answering the phone
sam: give it to me, let me try
torres: i called 15 times already sam, she's not gonna answ-
sharon *on the speakerphone*: hey sam, all good?
bucky and torres:
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Bucky: I hate it when people say “tell me about yourself.”
Bucky: Like what do you want? My trauma or favorite color? Let’s be specific.
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Sam: Bucky is a perfect cinnamon roll who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Senator: Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE TWO DAYS AGO!
Sam: ~cinnamon roll~
-Later, when talking to Sarah-
Sam: Yeah, I was lying. Bucky is a little shit and doesn’t care who knows it.
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Torres: I'm got my pilot’s license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's three of the big five licenses.
Bucky: The big five licenses?
Torres: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
Bucky: Kid, I can give you that one right now. Here’s a knife. Now stab someone.
Sam: N O
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Torres: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Zemo: I’m gonna tell him.
Sam: Don't you dare.
Torres: But Sam? Is it true that Bucky always gets the bottom bunk?
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Okay so in Avengers: Endgame Rhodey names amongst other movies, “Hot tub time machine”. That means this film exists in the MCU Universe and is watchable for the characters. Therefore Sebastian Stan, who plays Blaine in “Hot tub time machine” exists as well in the MCU Universe. And I find it really amusing, that there exists some guy in the MCU Universe who looks exactly like Bucky and nobody talks about it
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pride really was crazy, huh
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Bucky, grabbing John by his shirt: SAY YOU'RE SORRY
John: I'M SORRY
Bucky: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
John, sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE
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Zemo, setting a password: Zemo.
Computer: password is too short.
Zemo, whispering: Fucking shi—
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All I want is a scene where Sam goes through the footage from his new red (white and blue) wings, and sees that there's a video from before his suit's debut, and it's just the two of them flying around Bucky like two loose birds while he's trying to get them back in the box.
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