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giodoodless · 4 days ago
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bucky: goddamn it! sharon's not answering the phone
sam: give it to me, let me try
torres: i called 15 times already sam, she's not gonna answ-
sharon *on the speakerphone*: hey sam, all good?
bucky and torres:
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slytherclaw2005 · 8 days ago
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Bucky: I hate it when people say “tell me about yourself.”
Bucky: Like what do you want? My trauma or favorite color? Let’s be specific.
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slytherclaw2005 · 9 days ago
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Sam: Bucky is a perfect cinnamon roll who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Senator: Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE TWO DAYS AGO!
Sam: ~cinnamon roll~
-Later, when talking to Sarah-
Sam: Yeah, I was lying. Bucky is a little shit and doesn’t care who knows it.
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slytherclaw2005 · 9 days ago
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Torres: I'm got my pilot’s license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's three of the big five licenses.
Bucky: The big five licenses?
Torres: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
Bucky: Kid, I can give you that one right now. Here’s a knife. Now stab someone.
Sam: N O
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slytherclaw2005 · 9 days ago
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Torres: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Zemo:
Zemo: I’m gonna tell him.
Sam: Don't you dare.
Torres: But Sam? Is it true that Bucky always gets the bottom bunk?
Sam:
Sam: *fuck*
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coffeewithespresso · 12 days ago
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Okay so in Avengers: Endgame Rhodey names amongst other movies, “Hot tub time machine”. That means this film exists in the MCU Universe and is watchable for the characters. Therefore Sebastian Stan, who plays Blaine in “Hot tub time machine” exists as well in the MCU Universe. And I find it really amusing, that there exists some guy in the MCU Universe who looks exactly like Bucky and nobody talks about it
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nervous-disaster · 15 days ago
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Bucky, grabbing John by his shirt: SAY YOU'RE SORRY
John: I'M SORRY
Bucky: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
John, sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE
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nervous-disaster · 15 days ago
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Zemo, setting a password: Zemo.
Computer: password is too short.
Zemo, whispering: Fucking shi—
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