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New years restitution: just get it together in general

#new years resolution #2015 #2016 #goals #resolution #I want to #learn spanish #speak spanish #be fluent in spanish #I need a buddy #someone should be my speaking buddy #And #get better with html #create a website #And css #to make it look nice #css #html #program #also I want to develop an app #And hopefully get it up on the android market #someone should help me #And motivate me #motivate #inspire #also I want to #be healthy #Like lose 10 pounds #And just eat healthy #be goals

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me: why am i not a thousand note selfie kinda guy?

brain: u ugly lol

me: oh, yeah

#not mine #obviously cause i'm beautiful #lol yeah right #anyways #text post #chat #funny #humor #teen relate #relatable #teenager #selfie #seriously #duh #comedy

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thanks for reminding me what my most listened radio station is Pandora :))) it’s not like I listen to it enough to know :)))))))))

#I was like no shit #sherlock #sarcasm #fyi #thanks for that #I totally needed a reminder of how much of a loser I am #music #station #radio #pop punk #punk rock #that's what I like #how about you guys #music taste #rock and roll #yeah this is pointless #whatever I hope you enjoy this

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How does a penguin build it's house?

IGLOOS IT TOGETHER.

#haha #lol #joke #text post #winter #snow #christmas #not mine #funny #puns #punny #penguin #merry christmas #happy holidays #frost #igloo #house #animal #teen #teenager #relate #leave now #should I start posting textposts that aren't mine #itd be a lot easier #because I'm not original #or creative #so please don't unfollow #i'm trying to improve my blog

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Why don't we talk about the awkward moment when you're in the hallway at school during the pledge of allegiance and you don't know what to do

#this just happened to me #and there were others #some stopped #some kept walking #others walked while pledging #school #hallways #america #murica #usa #flag #loyalty #is it betrayl #awkward moments #is it just me #it can't be if I say that

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White people things: sending Christmas cards with themselves on it

#White people things #I don't get it #good thing I don't have to do that #and I've never seen a black family do that #why #juat send dollar store Christmas cards #duh #relatable #teenager relate #teen #christmas #winter #happy holidays #and then boom #comes in your mailbox #and youre like yayy #with much sarcasm

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never understood how someone can say I love you and not mean it

#i always mean it #and that's sad #ily #be true to your words #right? #i hate this #like no #say what you mean #i take it seriously #because it's a serious thing #like bruh #love #teen #relationships #couples #crushes #goals #relatable #lies

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swimming is the devil’s sport

#my mom made me #try swim #and i hate it #but i don't want to quit #like idk why #it sucks #sucks ass #like i can't breathe #and it's two hours everyday #like bruh #i can't even walk up the stairs #without like dying #and i threw up today #and i can't jump off thebox #and i hate turning #and i suck #like really badly compared to other people #it makes me sad #but yeah #swimming problems #swimmer #swimmer thoughts

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You guys should submit text posts and I'll give you credit for them

#accepting submissions

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daily reminder to not be an asshole :)

#ps #note #textpost #it would be amazing #for all of us #around #i hope you have a great day #sorry ive been inactive #teen #teenager #relate #relatable #post #jerk #dont be rude #dont be

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i can’t netflix and chill with you because i would need to explain to my mom that a boy asked me to watch tv with him and it’s not weird and face the conversations that would follow

#me rn #like idk #we're not dating #so i guess its a date #but it's weird #netflix and chill #problems #struggles #relatable #hopefully #like you sit in the car #and it's like so how' #was it #what did you do #like ugh #i wish i could just do what i want #strict parent problems #growing up with strict parents #teenager #teen

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don’t ever think of someone as less than you are because in the end, we’re all just human

#fuck authority #and social positions #and rankings #no one is better than you #you are awesome #and you should act like the queen #despite your gender #you are queen #have respect but don't belittle yourself #balance #but don't think just because #someone's grades are better #or their face is clear #or they make more money than you #that they are above you #because we all end up the same #dead

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So today there was a substitute in my band and he's like I have no idea what you do in band and a guy says "we concert band and chill"

#school #teacher #band #band geek #I hate hastagging #it's so boring #but it works to get people to look #but bruhh #like tf #smart ass #memes #pepe #Netflix and chill #clarinet #percussion #band jokes #haha #lol #lmao #humour #I laughed #and then the sub says #you're not on my chill list #like roast back bruh #road back

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*hits head*

person:hey is ur head OK?

me: haven’t had any complaints

#inappropriate #but kind of funny #my friend told me this #but she said it to her mother #i died #teenager #teen #relate #lol #funny #joke #sexual joke #humour #hmu #ill suck dick anyday #that probably isn't true #but idk #i try to amuse myself

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me (while crying): i'm not crying

#NOTMINE #textpost #this is the first textpost #that isn't mine #should i start #reblogging content #as well as making my #own #what do you guys think #let me know #relatable #relate #teen #teenager #teens #emotions #new name btw #ill start being more active #sorry it's been stressful lately

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texting someone and getting a “who is this” is sad because they literally went to your contact and clicked delete at one point

#this happened to me #and i liked the guy #im a loser #ig #texting #phone #sad #upsetting #i wish i was pretty #so no one would delete my number #maybe i'll post a selfie #once you guys start caring about this blog #but im going to post more on it #i'm getting myself together #for the 3rd time this week #oops #i'll try #but idk what to post #i'll start a post that asks you guys what you want to see #i might change the theme of this blog #but idk yet

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*friend says something that reminds me of Halloween* 

me: HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN LAHOOWLEKN HALLEOWNWD HWLOALKJD LEOWWNEEEN HALOWNEEN WHANELEHEN HALOWWEN HALOWEIENRE HALLOWEEN HALOWWEN LOAHOLWEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#halloween #its almost here #yayy #can't wait #scary #scary movies #pumpkins #skeletons #jack o lanterns #costumes #candy #trick or treating #fear #ghosts #demons #me #same #bones #graves #face paint #new name guys #it's me #probably going to lose followers for this #but im over it #idc #yes i do