-None have ever seen an assortment of sweet chaos like this fetching fella. With petrifying panpipes in hand, Candy Calamity is right around the corner prime and ready to give anyone quite a scare! After each tantalizing trick is a treat to sweeten the deal so no cookie can stay mad at the tasty trickster. Better make sure to wipe away any excess frosting along the way.
-In charge of keeping Wonderland from diving into a more nightmarish landscape when Hatter gets the case of the Big Sad. His presence fluctuates the fear inducing intervals so he's a welcome member to the wondrous community
-The candy that stick to his magnificent do consists entirely of fear that has been crystallized. Consuming them not only helps soothe nerves when experiencing said fear for other cookies but gives him the zoomies if he chows down. Gotta be careful there or the sugar will crash!
-He gets along with the others very well. Even Cheshire doesn't mind him becoming Bestest BFFsies with Hattie which is a feat thought impossible
-As much of a good natured single brain cell is being run on, Candy Calamity has quite the mischievous skeleton about him and can be rather crafty with pranks ultimately making such a mess. Good thing that the new hired help known as Choco Cricket keep up with his hijinks n shrieks!
-President of the Double C Club. Join the dark side. They have snacks! Evil shenanigans for ever meet
-Is often found by himself doing fidgeting motions when idle with pacing as his favorite since he can daydream new ways to spook cuz chaos is fun
-Close with Toothpaste. Together they are the nightmare duo raising some existentialism crisis to question
Never mind all dat :)
-Used to go by Cavity Catastrophe Cookie back in the good old days when his chaos was a bit more...fear inducing :) No worries cuz he's totally a friend now!
Or is he~?
-Very much "LET'S GO LESBIANS!!!"
-Has a sister who I shall make info on when brain rot isn't yeeting me
*Shakes him* ANOTHER ADOPTED BEAN WHO I LOOOOVEeeee
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