Me when I see a bug in the shower: Naked and Afraid.
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My life is over (I lost a game of monopoly)
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Even grade calculator is telling me to stop overthinking my grades (“you visit often” hahahah)
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Whenever I drive around campus I wonder if my professors are watching me sing in my car
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One time I was with my French friend at a dinner event and they said, “we’re going to have a lucky draw!”
So she picks up her pen and paper and turns to me very serious and says, “what do I draw?”
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I ate some chocolate and saw some on my hand and so naturally I licked it and then it was dirt cause I was gardening beforehand …
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I only need a 67% on my final exam to keep an A in this class…
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I’m glad uni ends soon… I’m running out of outfits ㅠㅠ
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I tried to draw a smiley face on the check for the nice waitress and I ended up with just a very troubled little guy … (I fixed it but it was so funny)
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My toxic trait is thinking that I don’t need sleep— like I am above human needs or something
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It would fix all my problems to lay on the chest of someone I love while they run their fingers through my hair and tell me about their day.
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If I get one more reel about taylor swift and her new album I’m going to lose my mind
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This is my account where I spill my random thoughts/confess my secrets. My main account is: @jackxo ♡
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I want an old, wise professor or stranger to notice that dead spark in my eyes and draw me under their wing, and say,
“Show me your poems.”
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Sometimes I get upset about how many languages I will never be able to learn, and how many books I will never be able to read—how many songs I’ll never be able to hear; how many places I’ll never be able to go; how many foods I’ll never be able to taste; how many people I’ll never be able to meet;
How many memories I’ll never be able to make.
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It makes me so happy whenever I see a person with a style that they wholeheartedly embody and own. Like wow okay marry me then
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A man just asked me if Dostoyevsky is smut. I’m not even kidding. (Text screenshot below)
He was asking me what my biggest turn ons are. Here:
I can’t even make this up…
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