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ambagelbraindump · 2 months
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luci offered her scary guard dog privileges if my [wretched creator] ever shows up here again and this is endlessly amusing if a bit worrying
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sanjisblackasswife · 2 years
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Imagine You’re Sleeping in the Same Bed with Sanji & He’s Trynna Jack Off Next to You & Hearing it (NSFW)
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A/N: Yeah I’m not good w titles n I don’t feel like finishing any of my drafts/request rn. Also this was inspired by an audio I heard on TT.
Black Fem Reader in Mind
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You and Sanji are so close.
Probably too close for most people, but you couldn’t care less that was your homeboy.
Sanji was the mf homie to you.
Sanji was your best friend.
Sanji was your ride or die
You loved Sanji.
And he felt the exact same feelings but 10x over because you were a beautiful woman.
He loved the attention you gave him and he swears up and down you are his even though neither of you has gone as far as him kissing your hand and you kissing his cheek.
You were very close with him as well.
So close in fact you both started sleeping in the same bed.
It only started because you had a nightmare and you went into the kitchen to drink some water but found Sanji in there instead and invited him to sleep with you.
He passed out a few times from shock but 2 months later and now it’s a new expectation to feel his body beside you at night. You loved it it was so fun to have your best friend sleep with you. If you wasn’t already sleep by the time he came in he’d bring snacks and drinks and you’d both have like a constant mini sleepover!
Sanji, However started to get restless.
Not in a bad way of course. He was able to be blessed to sleep beside a sweet, soft, and gorgeous woman every night that smelled oh so nice and had a cuddly personality to fit because you loved to hold on to something most nights and that something was Sanji’s chest.
Unfortunately for Sanji it was all platonic still between you both but he really had no complaints.
He was in Heaven, nothing could ruin this—
Except his own Dick and your new sleepwear.
It wasn’t a surprise to you Sanji gets morning wood, you woken to the small rubs and poke at your thigh or bottom early in the morning. You never confronted him about it because you didn’t want him to feel awkward or embarrassed about it. It was natural and something he couldn’t help, however now since the days are longer and hotter since it’s summer you no longer cuddle with Sanji but instead you sleep in nothing, but an unbuttoned over sized shirt.
Emphasis on nothing.
You didn’t really think to ask if Sanji was okay with you being mostly nude to sleep and he didn’t say anything but he sure as hell did notice. It started to become harder for him to sleep beside you. Your pretty smooth legs fresh out the shower slightly spread apart as you sleep on your tummy, your big shirt just barely covering your lower lady parts. It was just too hot to sleep under a blanket.
You were such a tease.
“Shit.” Sanji whispered palming his hard on. Once again. He was used to having it in the morning but when he glanced over at your exhausted and warm body beside him at arms reach tossing a little noticing the jiggle of the fabric under your body he bites his lip, but quickly shakes his head mentally cursing himself that he allows such naughty thoughts to creep in his mind about you.
You were his best friend.
He really didn’t feel like getting up to take care of himself and he could have just ignored it. He could have, but you must have been having some kind of wild dream from the way you kept shifting on your side sighing and moaning softly.
It was tempting, all was needed was one more wild movement from you and your whole bottom would be exposed to his viewing. But you didn’t move any longer, you managed to find a comfortable position and your furrowed eyebrows relaxed as you did as well.
Sanji However got frustrated, he groaned lightly rubbing his cock through his shorts not facing you, maybe if he were to be really quiet he could finish himself off and just go straight to sleep? Surely you wouldn’t notice?
He spit on his palm, looking over his shoulder a moment to see your back facing him and you sleeping peacefully, he reached his hand down to slowly stroke his got with a firm grip grazing his thumb over his sensitive head.
Closing his eyes to think of a scenario to get off to since he could get his magazines he couldn’t think about anything but you.
You what you sound like, what you look like, what you feel like,
It was all innocent thoughts but he needed to cum faster before he got caught so he got lewder.
He thought about the noises you’d make cumming from his tongue alone, he thought about your beautiful skin slapping against his if he picked you up and fucked you on the wall, he thought about how cute your facial expressions would be laying under him, kissing him,-
“Fuck.”
His mind went rapid thinking of his best friend beside him. Sanji stopped being so subtle in his strokes being so loss in the thought of you he didn’t even care to notice you slowly waking up.
You stirred a little, you were a pretty light sleeper, it sort of developed when you decided to become a Strawhat and your Captain was a damn menace to society and the marines so you always had to stay on your toes, but nothing could have prepared you from the pretty sounds you were from behind you.
The bed was shifting a little on the opposite site on you, you turned to see Sanji’s bare back slightly curled. It was relatively dark and you just woke up so your eyes had to adjust but if you were a betting woman you’d bet that he was clearly doing something he had no business doing.
But you quickly turned back around. A normal person would have just asked what was he doing, but you knew and you didn’t want to stop him for the simple fact his strained moans sounded so damn hot.
You already thought his voice was attractive, but to pair it with such pretty whines and cries you felt your thighs rub a little. You tried just going back to sleep and letting him handle himself, kind of wondering why he didn’t want to do it in the bathroom, but he sounded so cute!
And attractive
And more importantly it was turning you on.
The small sounds of his fist stroking his shaft wasn’t left unheard either and it began to get louder the longer you laid there.
Curses and moans slipped through Sanji’s mouth, he sounded like he was close, very close, and so you mentally said “fuck it” and turned over to sit up.
“Whatcha doin.”
A choked out groan came out of Sanji’s throat, he felt his cheat cave in and tried throwing the entire blanket over his body to hide himself but you were too fast and hovered over his body.
“N-nothing I—“
“Shut up I know you’re playing with yourself.”
His face turned so red and hot, he should have been more quiet, this was such a bad idea! He just wanted to run out of your room totally expecting you to never want to talk to him again for almost defiling your clean sheets on her bed, but instead you wasn’t. You just smiled and turned him on his back.
“Wha—what are you doing?!” Sanji’s hands we’re trying to hard to cover his cock, you barely could see it but you knew it was big so you bit your lip a little.
“Let me see…can I see?“
“I…I um…” He was so flustered, his eyes were shining so innocently at you after getting caught and you slowly pulled his hands away from his crotch and seen his Dick still semi-hard laying on his lower abdomen. Sanji noticed the hungry tired look in your eyes and gulped harshly. He stared at your partially exposed body and groaned to himself. Your pussy was practically hovering over his cock and he couldn’t tear his eyes away at it.
“Want me to help you out?”
“Yes please.” He spoke without hesitation and much need in his shaky voice. You giggled, why not help your best friend out?
“Wanna Kiss First.” You murmured climbing up to him and pecked his lips. He was too shocked to kiss back but once it registered he firmly pressed his mouth agains yours moaning at how soft you felt and how good you smelled.
Your hand slipped down and stroked his hot, wet cock with his saliva and pre cum mixed and Sanji immediately began to buck into your hand as he kissed you.
“Y/N….please…”
“Please What Sanji?” You teased slightly pumping him, “What do you want me to do.”
“I…”
“I….”
“I want you to fuck me, please.”
You cupped his cheek with one hand squeezing it looking into his low lidded eyes as he was a panting mess under your touch.
“Of course I will…I don’t mind helping my best friend.”
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HCs for how some of the Resident Lover leads would take care of a sick MC
Because I have a cold and it's kicking my ass. Short, simple, and typed up on my phone. Features: Daniela, Miranda, and Cassandra. Will probably do the others at some point, just had the most thoughts with these three
Daniela:
Tries to stay as close to you as she can without getting herself sick, but almost always ends up catching your cold.
You'll ask for a kiss and she'll give you one on your forehead, and if you pout she'll say something like "sick homies get forehead kisses only". Continue pouting and she'll start pouting too, commencing a battle of puppy-dog eyes. It's honestly 50/50 who wins
Offers to bring you to the skatepark if you think fresh air might help. Also 100% willing to skate to the store and back to get you whatever you need.
Will attempt to cuddle with you in such a way that you're not breathing on her, hoping that'll be enough to keep from getting sick. It is not.
Inevitably catches whatever you have and finally calls up Bela for some of that magic soup.
Miranda:
Somewhat surprisingly (considering how many times she's lost you), Miranda doesn't get too worried or fussy over your health. At least not for a run-of-the-mill cold. But don't you dare start showing unusual symptoms (aka anything she hasn't seen from you before) or she WILL get fussy, in that "I'm worried and therefore feel the need to exert all possible control over this situation" type of way.
Sets alarms/reminders for you to take your medicine, wants you to text her confirmation that you've taken it.
Initially, Miranda attempts to buy food/drinks for you, but eventually realizes that she's not great at selecting stuff for you while you're sick. So instead, she'll give you a phone number and say you can use it like a personal DoorDash (it's either Mia or Caldwell, probably).
Depending on how long your cold lasts, she might get "fed up with her temporary assistant" (she just misses you SO much) and work from home.
Cassandra:
Her behavior largely depends on whether or not either of you are currently involved in a production. Best case scenario? Neither of you are, and she can focus on keeping you as comfortable as possible, bringing you sweet treats from her coffee trips. She'll probably also bring flowers and tea from Donna's shop.
If she's in a production and you're not?... She loves you, but she is NOT getting sick. Wears a mask, keeps a bottle of hand sanitizer in her pocket, keeps physical contact to a bare minimum (no matter how sad it makes her). Doubles the number of treats she brings in an attempt to make up for it.
If both of you are in a production?... Prepare to be exposed to the most foul, unholiest concoctions ever conceived by theatre kids. Even if you have an understudy, Cassandra will try to get you to at the very least make opening night. By the time your cold is over, you will have exactly 3 intact memories of what occurred during your illness, but reviews will call your performance inspired and passionate. You get the feeling that whatever you drank has theoretically barred you from any positive kind of afterlife, somehow.
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pokemenlovingmen · 10 months
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Okay!! I was able to counter act the links being funky in my app by opening your blog in my mobile browser!!!! so I was able to read your rules n stuff so now I can finally request (yusss!!! also, I saw the "ingo,,, again" under the PLA characters you write for and it made me think "ingo 2,,, electric boogaloo" heheheh. also yeah fuck kamado, all my homies hate kamado)
okay, could I please request a lil drabble (if you only do hc's thats fine of course! I just couldnt find it clearly if you only do hc's) of Adaman taking care of a reader who is on bed rest and healing? the exact stuff of how and what is up to you, for me its more so the comfort and caring side, not so much the angst side (so like, nothing thats like "omg reader was near death" pls?). gender of the reader I dont mind, just do what youre most comfortable with and yee!! thank youuuu
Hi you’ve been such a kind supporter I’m sorry it took me so long to get to you!! And yeah. Fuck Kamado. That exile would have been my villain origin story if the game gave me more agency, I swear to god.
And conversely, we love Adaman. They put him in pokemas and my quality of life has improved significantly <3
Oh and I’m sorry about the lack of clarity of what I do! I do only HCs, but at the level of detail I can’t stop myself from including, they’re kinda like a weird fusion between drabble and headcanons.
Healing Takes Time — Adaman x M!Reader
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💎 — Hisui is a dangerous place and injuries ranging from minor to severe are all too common. So Adaman’s not exactly a stranger to presiding over loved ones on bed rest.
💎 — Doesn’t mean he’s good at it, though.
💎 — Mai reminds him that the slow passage of time is just as important as things that happen in the quick, efficient manner that he prefers as well. It’s not a slight from Mighty Dialga being displeased, it’s just the nature of time. But he can’t just stand around when it comes to your health! Yes, rest takes time, he’s aware, but all this waiting feels the same as doing nothing to him.
💎 — Mai basically has to keep him away from you constantly because he’s always fretting over you, which is definitely sweet of him even if it’s not exactly helpful, but it is funny to watch the cartoonish shenanigans of Mai trying to constantly shoo Adaman away from the medical tent.
💎 — Even if what you’re recovering from isn’t serious, you’d never be able to guess that from how he behaves.
💎 — He essentially becomes your primary nurse and seldom lets you out of his sight if he can help it (thanks to Mai being the reasonable one, he usually can’t).
💎 — Once things calm down though, after the first two or three days when your recovery progress is becoming quite apparent, he’s less frazzled and more willing to leave you be. He just can’t help that impatience winning out, though, sometimes.
💎 — He’ll be there to help you with maintaining yourself while you rest, sitting beside your futon while you recover, brushing your hair so you don’t have to, keeping a fresh cold compress on you at all times if the problem is that you’re sick and feverish, changing your bandages if it’s an injury, all that.
💎 — If you’re okay with it, he’ll also happily bring his Leafeon to see you for some good old fashioned grass-type aromatherapy. I know Leafeon can’t actually learn the move aromatherapy, but it’s clearly made of plants and must have some kind of floral/herbal smell.
💎 — And since we know he is a house husband in the making guy with an interest in cooking, you bet he’ll be bringing you all manner of home-cooked meals.
💎 — He’s so dutiful, oftentimes he doesn’t go back to his own tent for the night and will instead fall asleep on the cold floor next to your futon.
💎 — Adaman is very sure to keep you abreast of all goings-on in the clan, usually nothing much of interest, but he does uncharacteristically bring you all sorts of gossip. It’s not that he likes to gossip, but while you’re bedridden he can’t think of much to entertain you with so this is what he’s settled on. And also he probably would like to vent his multitude of frustrations with Melli specifically because you just know 3/5 instances of drama involve some kind of category 5 Melli moment.
💎 — Once you start to recover and leave your bedridden state, he’s still just as present as he was before.
💎 — If it was an injury he’s always making sure you’re not overexerting yourself, and if it’s something that happened to your legs, he’s volunteering to help you walk around so you don’t put too much pressure on the injury.
💎 — For illness he’ll always be on your case about taking whatever medicines/remedies you were instructed to, because your recovery has already taken ages (to him) already, and he’s not sure he can bear seeing you sick for much longer.
💎 — Regardless of the reason you’re bedridden, he’ll always give you a kiss on the forehead when he enters the tent and before he leaves—though if you’re sick, he musters the self control to wait. Ideally he can keep that up, but he might get a little impatient… oh well. He needs to remind you how much he loves you, and if he ends up getting what you have, he knows you’ll care for him just as dutifully as he did you.
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just-somehuman · 3 months
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I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD AND I BRING YOU BIBLE VERSES THAT REMIND ME OF THE OM CHARACTERS ✨✨✨✨✨✨
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Lucifer - Galatians 6:2
"Bear one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ."
Reminds me of Lulu because he tends to take on everyone's burdens as well as his own. He puts others before himself usually, and that's just mfmfmfmf <333
Mammon - Proverbs 18:24
"A man of many companions may come to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother."
You can't look me dead in the eyes and tell me that Mammon hasn't always been the first to help them whenever MC needed it, and without hesitation too. Bro is so babygirl 🤭💖
Leviathan - Isiah 43:4
"Because you are precious in my eyes, and honoured, and I love you."
Sobbing everytime I read this verse.
These are the words Levi needs to hear because lil bro has a self-esteem the size of a molecule.
AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU NEED TO HEAR IT TOO 🔫🔫🔫
JESUS LOVES YOU, I LOVE YOU, WE ALL LOVE YOU ❤❤
Satan - James 3:17
"But the wisdom from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, open to reason, full of mercy and good fruits, impartial and sincere."
Allow me a little over-analysis time hehe:
So basically Satan can be regarded as "wisdom" since he's the brains of the bros, and he technically came from the Celestial Realm since he was created just before the bros fell (or as they fell).
Ik ik he was created wrathful and vengeful, but he wasn't techincally. That anger isn't his: it's Lucifer's and his dad's. Imagine Satan being like a pure, clean, blank slate that was corrupted within seconds of his creation with anger that wasn't his.
TEARS RN 😭😭😭😭
Asmodeus - 1 Peter 4:8
"Above all, keep loving one another earnestly, since love covers a multitude of sins."
I love this verse sm. Peter cooked, ate and left no crumbs.
Asmo loves the most out of the bros and it's so sweet <3
Beelzebub - Psalm 37:37
"Mark the blameless and behold the upright, for there is a future for the man of peace."
Beelie is generally (usually) the most calm out of the bros.
Lil homie so peaceful tho bc all he does is eat, work out, eat some more, love his bros, chill with MC, and eat again 😭
Belphegor - Matthew 5:4
"Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted."
Homegirl is still mourning the loss of Lilith.
I guess you could say MC was the comfort? 👁👁
Diavolo - James 2:24
"You see that a person is justified by works and not by faith alone."
AHFJKSJAKDJAK TO EVERY BELIEVER THAT SEES THIS, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!!!!!!
In relevance to Diavolo, it's more of him genuinely being a good person and not just in other demons' words.
Kind of 😭
Barbatos - Romans 12:12
"Rejoice in hope, be patient in tribulation, be constant in prayer."
And Barbatos is all of the above ✨
Except maybe the prayer one bc I don't think there's any distinct faiths in OM 💀
Luke - Philippians 4:13
"I can do all things through Him who strengthens me."
I think this is just such a Luke thing to say, especially since he's young and can't do much 🥹
Simeon - 1 Corinthians 13:4
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud."
ANOTHER FAV OF MINE 💖
I don't think I even need to explain why this reminds me of Simeon.
Solomon - Eccesliates 1:18
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow; the more knowledge, the more grief."
I present to you my favourite verse AND favourite book.
FUN FACT: King Solomon wrote Eccesliates, so these are the literal words of Solomon.
I guess not much more needs to be said as to why this reminds me of Solobro 💀
Thirteen - Psalm 41:7
"All who hate me whisper together about me; they imagine the worst for me."
Y'know I don't know much about Thirteen but I assume girl's got haters 😭
Raphael - Psalm 34:13-14
"Keep your tongue from evil and your lips from speaking deceit. Turn away from evil and do good; seek peace and pursue it."
Honestly I have no idea why this reminds me of him, it just does.
Mephistopheles - Romans 14:21
"It is good not to eat meat or drink wine or do anything that causes your brother to stumble."
Homie loves his lil bro more than anything, so he would do just about anything for him.
Pretty sure brother in this verse means neighbour or friend but it's the same thing.
BONUS:
Little D - 1 Corinthians 13:1
"If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal."
I HONESTLY JUST CACKLE EVERY TIME I READ THIS VERSE 😭😭😭
I'm pretty sure that Little D just wants to fit in with the rest of the squad though, so all of its yapping is with love 💖
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OKAY THERE'S MY LIST THINGY. IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY. I'LL MAKE AN ARR ONE TOO BC WHY NOT.
Also why was half the words cutting off at the end of each line when I made them small text lol 💀
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stardewsnail · 1 year
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Sam SFW Alphabet
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Bold  = complete
Italicized = available
crossed out = in progress
Remaining: none!
Snail’s directory
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Sam is so affectionate like who says the homies can’t hold hands or cuddle? Literal golden retriever boy, shows affection by laying all over his friends and loved ones. He also will pick up any cool rocks or shells he finds to bring them to his partner. Always brings wildflowers rather than a purchased bouquet. 
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Sam decides he’s friends with someone and then you’re friends. He is the extrovert adopter of introverts. He collects them like Pokémon.  He’s the kinda guy who’s easy going and can talk to anyone. He makes a deeply loyal friend and is always on deck when you need cheering up.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Sam is super into cuddling but he’s a little wiggly and a little chatty. He’s got a lot of energy that makes him unable to sit still for lots of cuddling. (Unless you like to be bounced as he shakes his leg lol). But his favorite thing is to cuddle while he plays video games and you do your own activity.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Sam does want to settle down eventually, but he is a little hesitant at doing it too soon. That’s more on the commitment side of domesticity—this boy can cook and clean but his success can be inconsistent. He’s easily distracted and tends to try and do too many things at once.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
He wants to just rip the bandaid off and get it over with as fast as possible. He’s gonna be upset even if it’s mutual or it’s what he wants. Unless it was really gnarly he’d want to remain friends after because he’s got abandonment issues and a deep seated fear of being left and unloved.  
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Does Sam want to get married and be a dad and have a family? Absolutely. But he has a hard time conceptualizing the future (I hc him as having adhd and my credentials are that I too have adhd) so it always seems like something that’ll happen in the distant future until literally he’s being handed a mermaid pendant and tripping over his words in absolute joy to accept. 
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
So gentle emotionally but a little rough physically. Not mean, just a really physical kinda person who likes to pick his partner up or flop on them or jokingly wrestle.  
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
King of hugs. Not only is he a hugger but Sam gives the best hugs, I’m talking both arms and squeeeeeeze. He sways side to side too and might give you a lil shake for extra affection. 
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?
Sam actually holds off for a while due to his parents. He’s heard his mom say more than once she wishes that she’d have waited to have kids—that she’d really thought about what it would mean to be a soldier’s wife. Even though his stakes are lower, he still hesitates because marriage wasn’t a super duper positive thing growing up. 
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
He’s pretty easy going, but he does get jealous. Usually he’ll go to Sebastian or Shane for advice (very different kinds of advice lmao). He’s been the man of the house on and off for his whole life and all that parentification made it hard for him to address or prioritize his feelings. He might get a little snappy and then feel bad after. 
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Sam’s kisses are like sunshine—he’s very sweet and affectionate. He loves to hold his partner and kiss them all over their face rapid fire. 
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Sam is an expert, five star older brother. Shane and Marnie both trust him to watch Jas. He’s so good with kids in part because he treats them like people and is good at communicating on their level. The king of convincing a kid something was their idea to get them to behave. 
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
He loves to sleep in but once he’s awake he is AWAKE.  Sometimes he can be a little overwhelming if you’re not a morning person but he’s good at keeping himself busy so he doesn’t disturb a less chipper partner until they’re ready to be coherent. 
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)He’s a cuddler but he’s also a furnace. When he falls asleep it’s like he just turns into a space heater and is radiating. He also sleeps all over the place and moves around quite a bit. Loves to spend some time sitting in bed before sleeping to talk.
O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Sam says things as they occur to him, which means one second he’s info dumping about the history of skateboarding, and the next he’s dropping his tragic backstory. It comes in bits and pieces, but there’s not a deliberate withholding. 
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Sam is laid back and good with kids, he’s super patient. It’s rare he gets actually angry but he will get frustrated. When that happens he gets snappy and sarcastic. He’s not outright mean, but it’s not pleasant to be around. He’s the kind of person that if you call him on it he does stop immediately. 
Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
The things that Sam remembers are often hit or miss–-his partner’s favorite food? Yeah. Their allergies? Totally? Their birthday? Well, he’s probably at least got the month right. He remembers his partner’s habits–the things that he sees everyday. He’s really observant and puts that to good use in a relationship.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
It’s the time his partner let him teach them to skateboard.This isn’t a one time only event, but there was a specific time where his partner skated from Pierre’s to his house all by themselves (with him within arm’s reach should something go awry). They looked so proud of themselves and they were so excited to be involved in his hobby. They absolutely ate shit not a minute later but Sam caught them! No injuries were had, they celebrated with ice cream.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Sam’s a lover, not a fighter. He’s very protective of his partner and his feelings, so most of his protection is emotional. He’s so loyal that it’s impossible not to feel secure in a relationship with him. He doesn’t think he needs protection, but his partner absolutely will go for the throat of anyone who wants to take away some of Sam’s sunshine. This is also a role Sebastian, Abigail, and Shane had taken on. (I hc that Shane and Sebastian are work besties who end up hanging out at the saloon whenever they’re both there. 
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Sam tries really hard but dates and time and planning are all very hard for him to manage. He’s much better with everyday tasks and gifts. I said it before and I’ll say it again: this man brings you cool rocks.  
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
He’s perpetually late and kind of really messy same. 
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Nobody who doesn’t care about their appearance has hair that so completely defies gravity. Half of being a rockstar is having a lewk—Sam takes this very seriously both on and off the stage. It’s more about having a vibe than looking “good” exactly. 
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Look, Sam is fine he’s a whole person on his own yeah, yeah yeah. But he is NOT going to be brave about it. 
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
He’s always missing something. Like at all times something is lost and he is looking for it. He’ll usually find it but it’s like every couple of days—CDs, keys, his phone, his headphones, Sebastian (He and Abigail left him at the mall once on accident) 
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
He doesn’t like people who make disliking children a personality trait—or disliking anything as a personality trait honestly. Liking things is cool! Cringe is dead! He’s ecstatic to find someone into the same weird indie band he likes! Enjoy things! Humans are cool! 
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Sam has exactly two modes: awake and asleep. When he’s sleeping he is gone, out for the count, unwakeable. When he is awake he is going, he is moving, he is grooving. There is no in between
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l-lend · 11 months
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Do you think that, perhaps, the reason you are not as popular or payed attention to as you'd like to be is because of your response to not getting what you want?
Do you think sending your friends to attack people who reject your requests fosters a loving community?
Do you think calling people out for the smallest mistakes without properly looking at all the facts or trying to properly solve conflict makes you a saint?
Do you think giving unsolicited writing and characterization advice makes you superior and that you're really teaching anyone anything?
Do you think that just because you've surrounded yourself with people just as toxic as you that you are somehow valid in attacking anyone who upsets you with intent to hurt them?
Do you truly think that pretending to be so kind and sweet while spreading poison with your actions planted in envy and hate is contributing anything more than a growing number of people who see you as nothing more than the fandom-wide bully?
Because I have some news for you, if you do.
Alright Anon, let's talk about this point by point.
My response to not getting what I want. You're gonna have to be a bit more specific. If you're referring to my spirals during depressive episodes then yeah that's shitty behavior and I'm in therapy for that. Oddly enough, they're a lot less severe.
In regards to 'sending my friends to fight for my honor', I don't dispatch my friends like flying monkeys. They have the mental faculties about them to make their own decisions. If they act out it's on their own accord and I do not and have not condoned such behavior.
So onto the writing and characterization advice. I don't think it makes me superior, but sometimes it helps to have fresh eyes on a project. In fact I welcome constructive criticism in my own works. In addition, my advice can always be disregarded. That's the great part about advice: you can take it or leave it. If a writer wants to just see my reblog as just a happy little reblog and not read anything further than that, who am I to tell them no?
And onto *check notes* being toxic and the "toxic" company I keep. Look, if you and I have issues, we can talk. I don't need nor ask anyone to be a mouthpiece for me. I speak pretty decently on my own. As for my homies, I don't think they're toxic. They're pretty nice, but it's an opinion. Just like you think your homies are pretty swell, Anon. While we're here let's talk on the "intent to hurt". Now, for everyone seeing this I have it narrowed down to two people. I'll black out names and I can release the screenshots of the DMs where I've been shitty. I'm also happy to apologize for my behavior and attempt to move forward if the individuals so choose. But as for my judgement, people can draw their own conclusions. If I'm the one in the wrong here so be it.
Finally, the master mind fandom-wide bully comment. Just as with the last statement above, I'll let people draw their conclusions about me. If I'm this bully, so be it. However, if it's been deemed that I am innocent in this, are you and your friends going to apologize Anon? Getting an idea of your identity, I believe you and your cohorts also disapprove of sending anon hate, am I correct in that statement? In conclusion, I welcome anyone to pass their judgement on me, but I ask you get to know me first. It's only fair right?
I never claim to be flawless. I have my bad days just like anyone else, so Anon I hope you're not living in a glass house with all these stones you're throwing my way. I'm free to talk it out if you need to vent it out some more. Bring your friends too; I'll pass over my Discord handle and you all can take turns spitting on me and telling me how awful I am.
I hope this can help you and your friends heal and forgive, Anon. I'm not saying forget because I have acted shitty in the past and I need to remember that so I can be better than those times. But I hope you and your friends can move on to bigger, brighter, and better things. It's my hope for you at least.
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sanisse · 1 year
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Um hi hello you asked about one of my blorbos?? You get a couple babies because we might as well talk about the Lorien boys together.
(Gods, I’m so sorry I didn’t realize how long this was. )
I’m also now realizing that despite me also having a side lotr blog, I haven’t posted about this. ANYWAY.
In addition to previously mentioned:
-Haldir, as previously discussed, is fairly vanilla when it comes to sex. Maybe more neutral or just not into dynamics is what I’d call it? Like he’s unlikely to Be a Dom, but he can be dominant in the bedroom. I also don’t see him as very verbose in general (unless he’s being a snarky bitch which is why I love him) and this translates to the bedroom. Lots of raised eyebrows or gentle flicks if you’re being a tease; pressing your hands into the mattress to show you that’s where he wants you; etc. He’s very show and action through indication rather than telling or ordering you around. You know what it means. If you don’t, you’ll find out because he will pick you up and rearrange you for him. Then you’ll get one of his very few verbal good girl/boy/etc. Homies a Marchwarden, he more than has the strength. Alternatively, he’ll kiss you until you’re breathless and whimpering and arching against him and then he’ll move you where need be.
-He checks in with you a lot, mostly by pressing kisses to places or running a hand over you to give you a minute then asking “good?”. He’s very considerate and careful with you at all times. He doesn’t leave bruises (unless you ask but he hates seeing you injured). Even his hickies tend to be fairly light unless he’s leaving the next day for patrol. Which is good considering how many he gives you. He’s a kisser and a biter. Also, again, this man is Marchwarden. There’s no place safer in the realm than with his arms tight around you, whether that’s in a hug or holding you up while he takes you against the wall.
-Really into kissing and nuzzling and soft caresses and keeping a gently hand on you to guide you. He’s so overwhelmingly sweet that it will bring tears to your eyes. More than once. Not to say that he’s not rough, though. He’s just better at taking roughness than doling it out. He’ll spank you if you ask but if you spank him, he’s to come before it’s over.
-Haldir’s not not experienced sexually but a lot of it is mutual masturbation and him getting fucked while out on patrol.
-If we’re talking dynamics, I actually hc him as more submissive. He’s very worshipful of his partners and will spend hours giving oral and kissing their bodies. He loves holding others and being held. Very soft boi in emotion and sexually. But he also loves being the bottom of a prone bone and just being lovingly railed. (And vice versa; the man’s arms) He loves getting praised and it will make him melt into you and cling to you. Very shy when he’s submissive. He’s got quiet, open-mouthed gasps and pants, but he’ll scream when he comes if it’s good. His voice is so much higher when he’s like this. Especially if you tell him how good he his while you’re holding him to you and you let him come inside you. Doesn’t have a big sub-drop. Coming kind of just takes him out of it and then he’ll get flustered when you take care of him.
-I can not emphasize enough how much of a sweet man he is. Prickly on the outside, teddy bear on the inside.
-I’ve seen a lot of people hc that he’s a jealous type and I don’t agree. With him being gone so often on patrol, any relationship he engages in requires a lot of mutual understanding and trust and he will not enter into a relationship without one. What I do see him as is incredibly protective and a worrier. Esp if his SO has an illness or disability. He makes sure they have an adequate support network and will lock them away when he gets home for a day or two if he can get away with it for lots of soft sex and kissing. But you have had more than one fight about his over protectiveness because it tends to be controlling. When he cools off and he admits he’s wrong, best fucking sex. Everything is does is to please you and push over the edge again and again. Very good at overstimulating his partner and less enjoys orgasm denial. (Unless it’s him, he loves being overstimulated and denied; either is fine.)
-I also read in a fic somewhere (and I’m sure this is hc), that masculine elves cook rather than feminine and I see Haldir as such a good cook and baker. If he knows he’s leaving ahead of time, he’ll make a ton of his SOs favorites and leave them for her. He’s no talk, all action.
-Now, now if you want a Hard Dom (the whole nine yards I’m talking spankings, whippings, power play, restraints, long complicated scenes etc), you go to Rúmil. This ellon is In Charge and does not submit. (He’s tried because he believes in knowing what his partner is experiencing so he can make adjustments and act accordingly but he did not have a good time. Just emotionally and mentally it really fucked with him.) He, like Haldir, is a very attentive and caring partner, but you know. With whips 😂 He’s incredibly experienced and regularly takes partners to bed. If there were Lorien and middle earth munches and clubs, he’d be a regular. He’s just very sturdy and will lock his arms around you. Actually very good with subdrop (because again, he makes it a point to be a good dom). Has more experience and leans toward men and enbies, but he’s up for any partner. He’s also more than willing to teach people so they’re safe, sane, and consensual. He’s just a heart of gold hidden behind snarky words and cold glares. All the Lorien boys are like that; it’s called trauma.
-Orophin is my babie. He’s a sex-repulsed asexual who spent a lot of time trying to figure out sex and being confused with it until one of his brothers asked why he was doing something he didn’t like and then he was like OH. Gets railed about once every 300 years if he’s having a really bad day and needs to take his mind off of life, but he regrets it every time because his hand would have been better. Note: I don’t see him as aro so sometimes if there’s like Lothlorien Valentine’s Day, he’ll make sure to get lots of smooches for the soul.
This has been in my inbox forever bc every time I read it steam just comes out my ears. I have nothing productive to add. It’s all so good. I just want you all to look at this 🙏🫠
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kikimochiiiii · 2 years
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My personal take on MDZS kins based on what I've seen (which is almost nothing)! Understand that this'll be very biased n uninformed, but it's just for fun and I cherish all kins! Please and thank you!💕
WWX: Fiercely protective over their homies/mother bear type; Live for the drama though, so they WILL pitch homies against each other; They will state that their opinion is ALWAYS right to assert dominance; They never feel silly enough; "What do you mean people don't have a bi panic every 20 seconds?"; The life of a party, for better or worse
LWJ: They are very accomplished and orderly; But ask them about that and they'll say that they hate how boring they are; They can recite all of their unrequited loves in detailed, dramatic stories; They have at least 1, if not multiple crushes where they hate the fact that they love them; once they hyperfixate on one thing, they'll never be able to tell you anything about anything else; Shy n sweet, we protecc
JC: "I HATE THAT I KIN THIS MAN, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-"; Their family sucks so much and they absolutely deserve better; They always want affection but can't help but act grossed out by it; will fight WWX kinnies in a gas station parking lot; prayed to all the gods to be asexual because they hate hormones, but they couldn't be more thirsty; have killer fashion that makes everyone double-take; A fierce, chaotic beauty ppl don't forget
JYL: The mom friend; Is always the therapist/advisor/caretaker/friend/mom for everyone else; Girl, are you okay? You are overworked for real; Wishes they could be intimidating once in a while; LOVES ALL THE GIRLY FEMME AESTHETICS; "I'm so average TT TT" (is actually talented in so many areas wth); everyone is protective over them and they don't know why, but they like it💕💗
LXC: Oh my gosh, ARE YOU OKAY-; Have an emotional wall higher than Mt. Everest; The person with the most propriety; Perfectionism is their worst enemy; Have definitely dealt with toxic friends in their life, so please handle with care; the best listeners; Extremely artistic in some form or another; Are kind to all other kinnies, but will bloody take a bullet for JC kinnies on sight; No one shall ever know their music playlists...
NMJ: "I am who I am, and don't mess with me"; If people aren't genuine with them, they can't stand it; An open book at all times; Their face WILL show what they are feeling; They are just aiming to find a himbo or cute twink for their love partner (or both!); generally nice, but can whip out insanely painful insults, so don't test them; They are confident, and therefore, they are H O T
JGY: GOSH, WHY ARE THEY SO PRETTY??; Definitely were the reason for someone's bi or gay awakening; soft aesthetic e v e r y w h e r e; "A-Yao never did anything wrong!🥺"; Will 100% not snitch on you if you give them a favor or are just hot; Are all about optimizing their situation, if you catch my drift; They are the most loyal of loyal friends if they cherish you💗💕
NHS: "I was born to be petty."; They can recall everything they have a grudge against in worryingly great detail; They will exact revenge on you, so be nice; They have the absolute maddest make-up skills; Work in tandem with WWX kinnies to make chaos, but take a backseat more often; Either habe the highest standards or none at all with no in-between; Bring them to ALL of your sleepovers
WQ: Queen energy 24/7; "I fUCKING TOLD YOU SO-"; They are forever suffering from the incompetent, irresponsible people around them; They have dealt with creeps thirsting after them, and they all wound up missing, oops-; Will be a full-on bodyguard for JYL kinnies and MM kinnies on sight; They just hate men in general; Extremely smart and/or street smart
MM: Also constantly suffering from idiots around them; They are so pretty, but very modern n with the trend when it comes to fashion; They are so stable and sure in themselves, we love to see it; Definitely witnessed friends go through VERY cringe romantic relationships; Doesn't talk much in a group context, but if you start talking with them, they are an awesome friend💕💗; When protected by WQ kinnies, they'll insist that they didn't need up, but they'll secretly like it👀
WN: Classic shy and sweet TM; People were absolutely attracted to them before because they thought they fit a trope, and it was deeply upsetting to them; They are SO INDECISIVE; Their fear over making core decisions is immeasurable; They have an intense fear of emails; "Please don't perceive me..."; Can pop off when defending a friend, and it's very hot of them
XY: "Okay, but like, I'm just saying...a pocket knife would be good for self-defense because-"; They joke about concerning things in discord vcs at 3 am that everyone mutually chooses to ignore; Are adorably extroverted; "Omg you like candy too?! LETS BE BESTIES!!💕🎵"; Are oddly sweet considering they relate to Xue Yang; Definitely tried the goth look once, but they still looked like a cupcake; The hugging type of friend; Occasionally bratty for attention
SL: "Why do all these people lack common sense?"; Had 1 (one)(uno) crush and then never liked anyone ever again; Everyone calls their lifestyle dull, but they just say that they value consistency; You have to plan a meet-up with them 2 weeks in advance or else they will PANIK; Their form of love is helping you manage your finances; Are actually quite mature and wise once you get them talking
XXC: YOU ARE SO PURE, WHY ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET; Weirdly aged and ageless in personality; Also the mom friend, but they aren't burnt out, unlike JYL kinnies; Wear super cute, oversized sweaters, I don't make the rules; sweater paws HNNG; Sometimes a bit out of the loop, but they're doing their best; Jump around in a conversation; Found family is their absolute jam; An extreme empath, so they have to protect themselves from too much depressing stuff, like the news
Okay, that's it for now! I just picked out some of the MDZS people that stood out the most to me for now bc man, this is long, but lemme know if you want my take on any other MDZS character!
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First of all anon, tysm for your sweet message! I hope my blog can bring you further happiness! Here’s your fic, hope you enjoy!💓💋
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Eɴʜʏᴘᴇɴ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
𝕄𝕋𝕃 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 “𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥“ & “𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤“ 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 ♡︎
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ⒼⒺⓃⓇⒺ : 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳 {𝚎𝚗𝚑𝚊 𝚘𝚝𝟽 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛}
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𓇽ᗰTᒪ TO ᕼᗩᐯᗴ ᗩ ᒪOᐯᗴ ᗩT ᖴIᖇᔕT ᔕIᘜᕼT ᒪOᐯᗴ ❣︎
❥𝗦𝗶𝗺 𝗝𝗮𝗲𝘆𝘂𝗻:~
I know I’ve said this ALOT of times now, but jake himself said in a fan call that he prefers “fiery love” over the love that builds up gradually. Having a very adventurous, romantic and free spirit, it’s no doubt that he’s gonna fall in love with his person at first sight. When he finds the girl of his dreams, the moment his eyes lay on her, he’d feel electric love surging through his veins. Growing strangely attracted to her as if he’s known her all his life, everything around him would blurr out and she’d be the main focus. The type to lose himself utterly when falling in love. And ofcourse, jake being jake, would obviously never let her go when he finds her. He’s been searching for her all his life, without even knowing who she was or where she was, but his intense yearning for pure affection will lead him to talk to her or find a way to connect to her anyhow. Finding out her socials, gradually starting a conversation with her, getting to know her more- he’d do it all VERY SMOOTHLY. And ofcourse, fall in love with her more everyday during the process. :’) <33
ꕥ 𝗟𝗲𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴:~
Heeseung never had this kind of thing planned, or never in general fancied the idea of “love at first sight” moments. But it happens unexpectedly, to the point where he himself is confused how it happened, why it happened and WHAT HAPPENED. It would take him days to figure out completely that he fell in love with your smile the moment he saw you. The feeling where everyone’s voice diminished and yours was the only one he could hear, the indescribable experience where he could feel his heart beat ringing inside his eardrums was actually the feeling of falling in love. He might even fall in love with a fan during a fansign if he finds her intriguing and straight up captivating. He never gave people inferior and superior positions or labelled them as ordinary or extra ordinary, so he definitely doesn’t mind falling in love with his lovely fan at a fansign. More than rushed decisions, he’d think about you for days and days with no end, contemplate his feelings and further actions but when he’d find his heart being pulled towards you and his mind being clouded by thoughts of you, he’d make his move to conquer your heart the way you had conquered his. ♥︎
☯︎︎ 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗻:~
I feel like sunghoon has very strict boundaries between friends and lovers. He wouldn’t fall for a friend, being his friend means he’d view you like his homie. But, he’d definitely befriend someone he has a crush on. Like, fall in love with you and get drawn to you when he sees you first. Happens out of the blue, but happens with 10x more intensity than others. To be close to you and get to know you better, he’d be friends with you first. Hang out with you, find out interesting things about you and fall in love all over again in the process. Intensifying his feelings with certainty and building memories with you. But his actions would convey that he has feelings for you if you pay more attention to them. The way he’d treat you in a more special way than his other friends or people in life. And finally when you two are close enough, he’d confess to you with a lot of hesitation but anticipation. How his heart wrote your name on it since the first day you met and how he plans to spend the rest of his life with no one else but you. ♡︎
𓇽ᗰTᒪ TO ᕼᗩᐯᗴ ᗩ ᗷᗴᔕT ᖴᖇIᗴᑎᗪᔕ TO ᒪOᐯᗴᖇᔕ TYᑭᗴ Oᖴ ᒪOᐯᗴ ❣︎
♧︎ 𝗞𝗶𝗺 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗼𝗼:~
Okay so sunoo gives me that “childhood best friends to lovers” love trope vibes!! He’s the one who’s most likely to fall in love with his best friend without even realising. Love to him happens during the most simple moments like laughing together, telling eachother what you did throughout the day, making faces at people you don’t like together haha and going out to eat your favourite food on weekends. These are the small but precious moments that has drawn sunoo towards you. His love builds up gradually, becoming stronger and more honest with each passing day. From wanting to be with you as your best friend for life, there would be the day where he’d subconsciously want more from you. Wanting to be the one to hold you in his arms, the one to kiss you, the one to tell you I love you on your bad days and the one to hold your hand every day. He’d be quick to tell you how much he’s loved you all this time, and how he will love the same person you, not in the same way, but in a stronger way till the end of time. ♡︎
𖠌 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗝𝗮𝘆:~
Jay might find you cute when you guys started being friends, but he falls in love with you only when you guys become close best friends. Jay’s type of love is being in love with your transparency. And that is the most beautiful form of love, if you ask me. When you’d open up to him and not only show him the fun and crazy sweet sides of you, but the dark and vulnerable sides of you, he’d find you to be the most beautiful girl in the whole world. He will love you for who you are- the rawest parts of you that make you unique. The scars, the insecurities, the smile, the happiness, the childishness, the maturity, the sincerity, the vulnerability. He’d cherish it all. So, when you let yourself completely transparent like glass infront of him and tell him your thoughts and become the closest you can be as best friends, that’s when jay will find himself helplessly falling in love with you. Although he might be a little scared to lose you when he confesses his feelings for you, honesty is important to him so he will let you know completely how he wants to take care of you even when you’re grey and old. T.T <3
♲︎ 𝗡𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗥𝗶𝗸𝗶:~
He didn’t plan to fall in love with his best friend. But somewhere along the way, admist the endless teasing and unstoppable laughter, he started growing more attached to you than he could have ever imagined. He doesn’t realize it at first how he has started to put you above the “best friend” chair in your life into the “love of life” chair. Not until his hyungs who start noticing the charge in his behaviour around you, how he’d smile a little brighter than usual with you by his side and how much he’d miss your company a little too much when you’re gone. Riki is in denial at first, but when he realizes he smiles in relief that when he’s finally fallen in love, it was with no one but a special girl like you. He’d mask his feelings for as long as he can, taking everything slow and trying to figure out your feelings along the way, careful to not mess anything up. And when you finally do make him feel like you can reciprocate his feelings, he’d let you know about his love in the most genuine way ever.
𒊹︎ 𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝗝���𝗻𝗴𝘄𝗼𝗻:~
“Soulmates”, “love At first sight”, “fated encounter”, these cliche love tropes are something jungwon absolutely doesn’t believe in!:( so it’s natural that, “best friends to lovers” is sth he doesn’t have faith in too UNTIL it happens to him. It happens unexpectedly, beyond his expectations, sth he hadn’t even thought of and couldn’t think of cause you were best friends for a long time. He’s someone who realizes in the process of falling in love that he’s catching feelings. He tries his best to suppress and stop his emotions, but feelings being that one thing us humans have no control over, jungwon falls for you harder the more he tries to deny his emotions. However, he keeps it very low-key. He is afraid he’s gonna push you away if you know how he’s crossed the friendship boundary by falling in love with you. Suffers between deciding to show his love and deciding to hide his love for the sake of your relationship. Hence, for a long time he’s gonna keep it to himself, thanking the universe for atleast being able to be beside you and love you. That is, until, one day when he sees someone else confessing to you, he feels agitated and concerned that if he keeps on this deception for much longer, he might lose you to someone else. The person who had no hopes earlier of you loving him back, now is stormed by tiny “what if”s inside his head. So, he makes his bold move. Confesses you with a lot of courage and is very straightforward about his emotions. He takes a step back in fear when you stare at him in disbelief, only to be enclosed within your loving arms when you mutter with happiness. “Finally, my wait is over! I love you too, yang jungwon.” 💞
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fivelakesinwriting · 3 years
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can i request some jealous/protective! barry ? you’re such a talented writer and i’m obsessed with how you write barry :’)
Author's Notes: I can't thank you all enough for your kind words about how I write our guy Barry. Thank you for the request, and your kind words - I based this off of a previous one, but it's not a continuation. *Barry caves and takes his girl to a party.
Warnings: Drinking, Mentions of drugs, Swearing, Violence, Smoking, Sexual references - sexual innuendos
Requested? YES! Requests for OBX are OPEN!
*My work is not to be transferred, copied, translated or reposted to any other sites without my permission. Please see my masterlist for all other works and warnings. Thank you! xoxo
He didn't want to be there. The music was too loud, the weed smelled cheap and the beer was cheaper. He didn't know anyone except for a Kook or two (four, or five) who looked vaguely familiar. Other than that it was just the girl he came with who fluttered about the room, greeting everyone who locked eyes with her.
He would end up with the Social Butterfly.
"Baby!" She squealed as she ran over to him, pushing through a crowd of people gathered in the kitchen and hopped into his arms.
"Easy." Barry grumbled as he caught her, an arm around her waist tightly.
"Are you not having fun?" She pouted when he placed her back on her feet, her arms still around his neck as she swayed softly to the music.
"Nah. Not really. But go on, see your friends." Barry replied with a quick kiss of her forehead as he turned her around and pushed her back towards the living room where her girlfriends were.
He leaned against the kitchen counter, arms over his chest, and kept his eyes on her. He wasn't drinking and he wasn't doing any drugs, no matter how many times that frat fuck tried to hand him a poor excuse for a blunt. She asked him to come out to this party with her, so that was his main focus tonight.
Her.
Barry kept his eyes fixed on the girl in the floral blue sundress in the centre of the living room. Her squeals of delight could be heard over the music as her friend grabbed her hand and spun her in a circle to some song he didn't know. He knew he should be happy, enjoying himself. Maybe even having a drink and dancing with his pretty girlfriend, in the pretty blue dress.
But he was a soldier. And he was trained to keep his head low and his eyes lower. Find and eliminate the threat before it finds you.
Barry heard the threat, loud and clear in his left ear a few feet away from him. His skin crawling and his blood pressure rising.
"Blue dress. Fucking fine. Bend her over and - "
His reaction time had always been quick. He wrapped his hand around the throat of the Kook who dared utter a fucking thing about his girlfriend and squeezed until he was sure the kid's eyes would roll out of his skull.
"Fuck you just say?" Barry growled as he flexed his grip on the boys neck, bringing him to his knees.
It wasn't like he didn't see the way people looked at his girlfriend. He did. He saw it on the streets, when people came to his house to pick up off him. Everywhere. And he especially noticed it that night at the party. All the leering eyes of guys who thought they were better for her than him.
"Barry! Baby, don't." Her hands on his bicep and her sweet voice begging him brought him out of his somewhat vicious trance.
"Let him go. Take me home?" She pressed up on her toes to whisper in his ear and he released his hold on the terrified Kook.
"Never forget a face, homie." Barry mumbled while he looked the kid on the floor up and down. He turned to his girlfriend and looked down at her, his eyebrows furrowed in apology.
"It's okay. You're more of night by the fire kind of guy, any way. C'mon, baby. Take me home." She whispered as she reached for his shirt to pull him close.
Barry nodded as he gave her hips a firm pat before he wrapped her under his arm and led her out of the house. As he grabbed his pack of cigarettes from his back pocket, and lit one he felt her hand on his chest to stop him.
"Not giving you one, and I'm not quitting, woman." Barry mumbled as he inhaled, but appeased her and stopped walking.
"No, it's not that. I was just thinking. You know, you can put your hands on me like that. If you wanted." She smiled up at him, her eyes dazed from the alcohol.
"You drunk, woman." Barry smirked, but his heart skipped a beat in his chest. He took another drag of his cigarette and exhaled slowly towards the sky, he couldn't look at her sweet face right that second after she said that to him.
"You don't want to?" She whispered as she curled his necklace around her fingers.
"Course I do. You're mine, ain't you?" Barry replied as he looked down at her, unwrapping her from beneath his arm. His palm ghosted over her throat, up to her chin to make her look at him.
She pressed up on her toes to get closer to him, and pressed her lips to his. Barry breathed out a laugh through his nostrils at how eager she was.
"You like watching me choke some asshole out for you?" He smirked as the pads of his fingers gently touched the sides of her neck.
"Maybe!" She smiled as she plucked the cigarette from his other hand and took off running.
Barry ran his hands over his face and made peace with the fact that one wouldn't kill her. And it the ember probably went out when she started running. He grabbed another cigarette from his pack and lit it before he walked after his girlfriend who was halfway down the streets screaming about how she dropped his cigarette.
She was right. He preferred a night by the fire with her, over a house party packed with people he didn't know, or care to know. But if she asked him to, he might give a house party one more try.
Just one.
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jisungs-tummy · 3 years
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Hit or Miss... Or Kiss??
Part 1
Warnings: daddy/puppy kink, slight choking, first time sex, oral (f receiving) Changbin has experience, YN is a virgin, yea that;s all i can think of ANYWAYS here we go
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Seo Changbin. Your first love. You were close friends before you caught feelings. The closest you got to anything was a kiss… more like making out, but you both played it off as just being “homies that kiss.” You were hanging out together at his house, watching movies and talking about nothing in particular. You wanted to kiss him again. Lucky for you, he felt the same, staring at you and allowing his gaze to fall to your lips. Your cheeks felt hot as he leaned forward. You did the same, allowing your lips to meet his. Changbin lifted a hand up to cup your cheek, slowly moving it down to your throat as your lips move in sync. He squeezed gently, earning a squeak from you. You weren’t complaining, though. You actually liked the feeling of his hand on your throat. It just felt… natural. Comfortable, even.
After a few minutes of making out, you pulled on his shirt and looked at him with puppy eyes. He pulls away to look at you. “YN?”
“Changbin… Uhm…”
He looks at you worriedly. “Are you okay? Did I do anything you didn’t like?”
You shake your head. “N-No, I liked everything… I just… I want more…”
Changbin blinks, processing your request before a smile paints itself on his face. “You do? Are you sure?”
 “I want you to be my first, Binnie....” you nod and mumble. 
He presses a kiss to your cheek, his gaze softening. “Tell me if you want to stop and we’ll stop, okay?”
You swooned at his gentle words, happy he cared so much about your comfort. 
“Okay. But before we do anything… I like you. A lot,” confess. Changbin didn’t say anything besides pressing a kiss to your forehead, a smirk falling upon his lips as he lowers his head to lick your neck, sucking on it lightly, just enough to not leave any visible marks. He trails his hands up your sides, squeezing the flesh softly. You tugged on his shirt and he moved to take it off, helping you out of yours and unclasping your bra. He stares at your exposed chest, which you try to cover up with your arms, but he kisses you, holding your wrists. “It’s okay. Are you okay?” You nod, feeling your cheeks burn. He pulls your arms away, kissing your chest gently, licking and biting here and there before taking your right nipple into his mouth, pinching your left between his thumb and forefinger. You sighed at the sensation. He then switched sides, taking your left nipple into his mouth and biting down softly, causing you to moan. He chuckled, moving back to kiss your neck, trailing kisses up to your lips. “Do you want to continue?” he mumbles against your lips, to which you nod slowly. 
He tugged on your shorts, pulling them off and staring down at you, causing you to squirm under his gaze. His eyes soften. “Are you sure you don’t want to stop? Are you okay?”
You nod, looking away. “I just… I don’t… I don’t like my body… What if you don’t like it either?” 
Changbin takes your face in his hands and places a soft kiss to your lips. “I think you’re so pretty. I think your body is perfect.” He pulls off your panties with your permission, shifting to lay on his tummy in front of your legs, looking up at you and kissing your shins. “Can I?” You hesitantly nod. He gently parts your legs, kissing your inner thighs. You cover your face in embarrassment, feeling shy now that you were completely bare in front of him. You had never been seen like this before and in all honesty, you felt so vulnerable it was embarrassing. You were pulled away from your thoughts when he licks a stripe up your slit, causing you to gasp. You cover your mouth to muffle a moan after he finds your clit. He chuckles and looks up. Your face burned when you look down to see his lips already wet with your arousal when he looks up at you, chuckling. “Nobody’s home. You can be as loud as you want.” He returns to what he was doing once you nod to acknowledge his words, quickly finding your clit once again and sucking on it harshly. You moan softly, bucking your hips up into his mouth subtly.
Changbin keeps up his actions, sticking his tongue in and out of your hole a few times before flicking over your clit. Your hands fly to his hair, running your fingers through his locks and tugging lightly. 
Once he had determined you were wet enough, he gets up and strips himself of his sweats and boxers, moving to lay beside you. “How are you feeling? Do you want to stop?” You look down at his hardened dick, swallowing hard. “I-I’m okay… I don’t want to stop.” He catches you staring and asks quietly, “Do you want to touch it? You can if you want.”
You reach out your hand to grip his length, moving your thumb over his slit in circular motions, spreading his pre-cum around his tip, making him sigh. You tighten your grip and move your hand up and down slightly. He moves his hand on top of yours, guiding your motions. You glance up at him and then back down, hesitantly bringing your lips to his tip, kissing it before taking it into your mouth, flicking your tongue over his slit. You feel him twitch in your hand. It tasted salty, his pre-cum. But not necessarily a bad kind of salty. You look up at him to see his bottom lip caught between his teeth, which brings a smirk to your lips, satisfied that you must be doing something right. You shift a little to lick him again and he asks if you want to suck it. You were a little too nervous, so you shook your head ‘no’, which he said was okay. 
“You don’t have to, that’s okay.”
“Changbin?”
“Yes?”
“Do you… Do you have condoms?”
He smiles at your shyness and gets up to open his bedside drawer, pulling out four stuck together, ripping one off from the rest. “Of course I do. You wanted to be safe, right?”
You nod at his question. 
“Okay, I’ll use one. But it usually feels better raw, so if you want to try that, tell me,” he says with a wink. You blush and lay on your back as he rolls the condom on, coming over to kiss your thighs and lick a stipe up your slit again, slowly pressing a finger into your hole to stretch you out, adding another when you moan and clench around his digits. After pumping them in and out for a few seconds, he crawls over you to kiss you gently. “Are you ready? Anytime you want to stop, just tell me and we’ll stop.”
You smile. “Yeah… I know. Uhm… Please be gentle at first...:”
He kisses you again. “I will, princess, don’t worry.”
He moves back to line himself up to your entrance, slowly pushing himself inside. It hurts, but you still let out a moan. He allows you to adjust before he started to move. “Does it hurt?” he asks softly. You shake your head once the burning sensation stopped. “Y-You can move now.”
He does just that, rocking his hips into you, earning a soft mewl that had slipped past your lips. After a while, you ask for more, “please, please, please.”
“Please what puppy?”
“M-More… please, I want more.”
He leans down to kiss your tummy and does as you ask. “Good girl.” He quickens his pace, gripping your hip with one hand and propping himself up with his other. You move your hand to hold his, moaning his name as he pounds into you. “You’re so tight…” he groans, slipping out of you by mistake, but quickly pushing back in. After a few minutes he slips out of you again, this time to tell you to get on your hands and knees. You obey his orders, turning around to get into the position he told you to get in. He runs his fingers up your slit before leaning down to lick you. You shudder and moan loudly when he pushes into you once more, the new angle feeling oh so good. You wiggle your behind, whining for him to move. He smirks and spanks you, waiting a few seconds before starting to move, hitting your sweet spot with every thrust. “R-Right there- Right there!”
Changbin growls, fucking into you roughly, making you a moaning mess beneath him. God, it felt so good that tears were forming in your eyes, a few falling down your cheeks. You arch your back, pressing your cheek against the sheets. “Fuck- Daddy-”
This sparks something inside of him, as he slaps your ass and growls again. “Fuck, puppy.. So pretty.”
Moaning louder, you bring back your hips to meet his, causing Changbin to tighten his grip on your hip, reaching to tug your hair. You wince, but it was a gentle pull, so it didn’t really hurt. A sharp contrast to how rough he was being as he fucks into you. After a few thrusts, he pulls out. “Can I get rid of the condom?” You nod, not really caring as one, you were on the pill, and two, you just want him back inside of you.. He strips off the rubber and slams back into you, eliciting a drawn out, sob-like moan from your lips as he hits just the right spot. 
“What’s my name?” he groans
“Daddy!”
“Again.”
“Daddy! Daddy- fuck!” you chant the name like a mantra, almost seeing stars as you feel the coil in your stomach to tighten. A few thrusts later the bubble pops and you can feel yourself come undone. He lets out a breathy moan as he pulls out. “C-Can I cum on your back?” “Yes.”
With your permission, he pumps his cock to release several warm spurts onto your lower back. You pant heavily as he leaves to get a towel to clean you up with, being as gentle as he can when he wipes your womanhood. 
“Do you need anything?” he asks. “Water… And my clothes…”
Your mouth has run dry from moaning so much and so loudly. Changbin presses a kiss to your lips and picks your clothes up off the floor, handing them to you before disappearing to get you what you asked for. When he comes back with a bottle of water, already opened for you, you’re already dressed and you thank him as you take the bottle from him. You take a long, refreshing drink of the liquid and sigh. He puts his own clothes on and sat on the bed next to you. “Are you okay? How was it?”
You feel your face flush at the question. “I’m okay… It was good. Thank you…”
“For what?”
“For being my first. And taking good care of me…”
Changbin smiles, cupping your cheek in his hand, bringing your lips to meet his. Your hands move to his chest, bunching up his shirt in your fists, sighing against his lips. When he pulls away, he pulls you into his chest, allowing you to rest your head above his heart. You can feel the vibration of his laughter in this position. “You’re shaking, YN”
“Hush…”
He presses a kiss to the top of your head, running his fingers through your hair. You enjoyed the feeling of being pet, so you hummed happily. You cuddled like that for the rest of the time you were there, enjoying your time together.
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mosshead-lover · 3 years
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Perfect Imperfections
Bakugou x Reader
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A/n: @miraclecherryblossomsblog, This one's for you. Hope it’s of your liking. It’s pure fluff( But you know you can always hit my ask box*wink wink*).
Also dedicated to all the other homies out there who look in the mirror and think ’not pretty enough’. I know it’s not possible to feel all ’I'm-perfect-the-way-I-am’ type of vibe overnight. I can't either. But, let’s take a small step ahead, feel a little less bad and appreciate ourselves a little more. Okay? One step at a time.
- Bau
Although it had been a year since you transferred to UA, It felt like you had been there forever. Even as a foreigner, you had no trouble settling down and making friends. Your genuine personality and carefree nature were adored by almost everyone. Even though you always told yourself that people saw you for who you were and not for how you looked, the insecurities regarding your appearance hit you from time to time. It was also one of the reasons why you could never confess to your crush. You always thought,
'There is no way in hell he is gonna like me back, not amidst all these perfect girls.'
You hadn’t even opened up to your best friend, Kiri. Only if you did, you would know how your crush felt about you. Only if you did.
New year's Eve:
"Hey! I am here, Redhead!"
You barge into Kiri's room, announcing your arrival. He was in front of the mirror, adjusting his spikes. He was all dressed up for the New year's party that the whole class was attending. He turned back in disbelief after seeing your reflection in the mirror.
"So, you really not gonna go?"
He looked at you up and down as if confirming what he saw in the mirror was real. Your hair was as messed up as ever, tied into a lazy loose bun. You wore an oversized hoodie with a pair of sweat pants. Did he need more clues to know that you weren't attending the party?
You plug in your laptop and settle on his study table, not bothering to answer him.
"The fuse went off. It's gonna be a while till girls block gets the power back. Stupid electricians. Taking their sweet time to arrive."
You curse under your breath.
Kiri crosses his arms and lets out an audible breath. You read the annoyance on his face and respond to his original question.
"Told yeah. The new episode of [Your favourite action show] is airing today. I can't miss it for the world."
He nods in disbelief and gets ready to go.
"Don't mess with anything. You know my roommate."
"Alright. Alright," You wave your hand.
"Though, I can't guarantee your snacks won't disappear."
Kiri lets out a huff, nodding at how well he knew you, and throws a bag of chips towards where you sat. You barely catch it and look at him with eyes full of gratitude.
"That's all I have. The rest is Bakugou's and, you wouldn't.." He begins warning you but pauses halfway.
"Actually...if it's you, he might let it slide."
"What?" Your voice was low and skeptical.
"The whole class knows!”
Kiri throws his hands back and laughs.
'I am sure I never acted so obvious!'
You were kind of terrified, more at the thought of what Bakugou might be thinking of you.
"I...Do you think I am good..."
"If you aren't perfect for him then, I don't know who is.."
Kiri bends down to face you and smiles ear to ear.
"Oye shitty hair, your chick is waiting for you near the entrance. Check your phone.Geez."
Your heart skipped a beat hearing that voice. It was your usual reaction. Only this time, you were also embarrassed, anxious, and whatnot. You had never had a proper conversion with Bakugou to date. Despite sharing the same best friend, you rarely bumped into each other, let alone exchange greetings. The last time you conversed was when you stood up to a molester who threatened you and the victim with the knife on the train.
Two times he spoke to you was on the same day.
"Stand back," before he took down the guy and
"Are you okay?" After.
"Oh! Shoot" Kiri checks his phone and shouts in dismay.
"Bakugou, Is that how you're coming?" Kiri seemed to have forgotten his waiting-girlfriend at the sight of Kachan.
"Who said I am going?" Bakugou snaps and walks towards the bathroom.
"Looks like it's a date." Kiri winks at you. After making sure that Bakugou went in and latched the door.
You click your tongue and dismiss his comment.
"Don't break his heart."
Kiri brushes your hair and takes large hurried steps towards the exit.
[Bakugou splashes his face with water several times. He didn't expect to see [y/n]. Not in his room! His eyes were on her so often that the whole class knew. When Denki asked if he should talk to [y/n] for him, he had threatened to fuse him. There was no way he'd let puny feelings like love take over. Not that this resolve helped him think of her less often. Every time he overheard her talk, he was surprised at how heartful and genuine she sounded. For him who rarely laughed, [y/n]’s laughter was music. For him who rarely smiled, hers was enchanting. Amidst all this, What [y/n] thought were her flaws barely caught his eyes, and even when they did, they did as perfect imperfections.]
You thought long and hard about if you should leave. What if he was staying? You'd just be disturbing him. but then, he might have been sarcastic. If was going indeed, he’d want the room for himself to change. Either way, you decided it's best if you left.
Just when you are about to close down your laptop, Bakugou comes out of the washroom.
"Is that [your favorite action show]?"
"Ah...Ugh...Yes."
You curse yourself for not being able to say a single yes without stammering.
’He must think I am a pathetic powerless loser!’
He grabs two sodas from his shelf and sits on the wooden stool near you, offering a can to you.
You are suddenly conscious of how messed up your hair is. You cry on the inside for not dressing up better. You take a sip and another as if the carbonated drink would help you loosen up. It might have, for you finally broke the awkward silence.
"So, You are not going?"
"Tsk. It's lame. I'd rather watch [your favorite action show]. So this guy's finally gonna use the Ace up his sleeve, eh?"
"Looks like it." You nod. Your mind shifted from the awkwardness to the show. You involuntarily offer him chips, and a few minutes later, when you turn to take it back, Bakugou's eyes meet yours. Surprisingly, he does not look away. You are flustered and, your breathing pattern goes wild.
You look away, more conscious than ever. You put on the hood as you turn away in embarrassment, hoping to hide your scattered hair.
"W.. Why are you looking at me like that? Is it the rashes on...?"
"What? No” He finally seemed to snap back to reality.
He lets out a deep sigh before holding the lace of your hood and pulling it down so that it became tighter around your head.
"You think shit like that matters to me?"
He sounded disappointed and agitated, his eyes still steering into yours.
"I can't do this anymore," he mutters under his breath and pulls you closer using the lace that he held.
"You can stop me," says he, before smashing his lips to yours. You were living your dream. Like you'd ever stop it. After a brief kiss, He parts, his face clouded with a little bit of guilt. You kiss him back, assuring him that the feeling was mutual.
You shift from your chair to his laps in the flow. He lets go of the lace, slides his hands under your hoodie to grip your muffin top.
"Bakug..." You call him out with a shaky voice, layered with a fear formed by one of your many insecurities.
He pauses, thinking you wanted him to, but soon realizes why you did that and pulls you closer with the same grip on your waist and squeezes gently to show how much he relished it.
"Remember dumbass, you are the one complaining. Not me."
He continues kissing you, bringing in more passion with every second that passed.
You had let the worldly definitions of beauty dictate your self-confidence for too long now. A weight the seemed permanent lifted off your chest as you savoured the moment.
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Sharing is Caring and that includes Naps (Leonardo x MC)
Prompt: Leonardo doesn’t like to share, especially when it’s MC, and he’s noticed the lingering glances of some of the residents. Different scenarios have popped up since MC decided to live in Le Comte’s mansion with them, and Leonardo has made a permanent mental note of who to trust and who to absolutely, positively not trust when it comes to sharing her.
[Series] Post-Route Leonardo x MC
[Genre] Fluff, Comedy
[Warnings] None
1. {Leonardo & Napoleon (ft. Sebastian)}
“MC, would you mind waking up Napoleon for me? Normally I would take care of it, but I must finish cooking breakfast here,” Sebastian nodded towards the frying pan on the stove in front of him.
“Sure, Sebas. I’ll be right back.” I set down the tray I was holding and untied my apron before heading towards Napoleon’s room.
It sounded like an innocent request at the time.
I walked down the hall, mentally counting how many doors I passed by. I’ve made that a habit in order to keep track of who lives where. You’d think after a month of doing chores around Le Comte’s mansion, I would memorize these kinds of details by now.
I stopped in front of Napoleon’s door. The door was left ajar.
“Hm? It’s open?” I knocked lightly, calling out to Napoleon, but I heard no response.
I debated whether I should invite myself in or not, looking around for any sign of other residents that could enter for me. Nope, none. I slowly pushed the door open and peered inside, finding Napoleon comfortably huddled in his lavish master bed under his extremely comfy-looking blanket. I stood in front of Napoleon’s sleeping form; he laid on his side facing away from me. I took a deep breath, then slowly shook his exposed arm with my hand. I could feel his muscles flex under my touch, but he didn’t stir. So, I persisted.
“Napoleon… Napoleon… Sebastian and I made breakfast, come on before it gets cold.”
I was about to give up and leave when I heard shuffling, and Napoleon turned so that he laid on his back instead. His eyes remained closed, and he breathed deeply. Something tells me he’s awake and faking his sleep.
I crouched down to his eye level with a motherly expression that read, “I ain’t dealing with your shit, child, wake up already.”
“Come on, Napo.” I reached out to shake him again, but he suddenly grabbed arm and pulled me towards him.
I was caught completely off-guard when I felt his lips peck my cheek lightly. I pulled away with a yelp, but his grip was firm, holding me in place when I recoiled my head. His grip changed slightly, and he pulled me on top of him.
“Napo! What do you think you’re doing?”
“Shhhh… Too loud in the morning. Let’s sleep together a bit longer,” he murmured.
Napoleon had me laying on my side at the edge of the bed with his arm slung around me like I was a stuffed plushie. My face heated up at the close proximity, especially since I didn’t know Napoleon that well just yet. Sebastian is going to kill me for taking so long...!
…Actually, does he know that Napoleon is like this in the morning? He must know since he keeps notes of these things in his prized notebook of random facts about the residents. Did he set me up?!
“Stop moving, nunuche, or else I’ll kiss you again.”
“Listen buddy, only Leonardo can use that threat on me, okay?”
A third voice joined in from Napoleon’s door.
“Hm?” It was Leonardo. Shiet. “Cara mia, shouldn’t you be making us breakfast?”
I could hear the drowsiness in his laughter, as he waltzed into the room until he stood where I was a minute ago. I couldn’t see him all too well from my current locked position in Napoleon’s arms, but I saw Leonardo’s expression shift from the corner of my eye.
“Leonardo, honey. This isn’t what it looks like, I promise.”
“Oi, Napoleon, what do you think you’re doing with cara mia?” Leonardo leaned over me to shake Napoleon out of his apparently very deep slumber.
Using the arm that was around my body, Napoleon pulled Leonardo towards him and pecked him on the lips. Leonardo withdrew away from him with a scowl as soon as their lips touched. A smirk etched its way on Napoleon’s sleepy visage, as he peeked an eye open at Leonardo. His jade green eyes appeared to challenge the pureblood to try to wake him up further.
Sighing, Leonardo stood up straight and started walking away.
“Leonardo? Where are you going?” He reappeared in my line of vision, but he stood at the opposite side of the bed.
Seemingly ignoring my question, Leonardo kicked his boots off and pulled the covers to sit on the bed.
“At least turn her around, so I can hold her, too,” Leonardo pouted, pulling the cover over his body.
Suddenly, I felt my world flip 180 in Napoleon’s arms, and I found myself stuck between both men. Leonardo grinned, pulling me towards him with his arm around my upper arm, turning me around to lie on my back. Sinking into the soft pillow, he made no effort to get Napoleon’s arm off of my waist. I was caged in a warmth that I enjoyed all too much. That, along with the extremely comfy-looking blanket, made me want to stay here with them for the rest of the morning.
“Guys… you’re making me drowsy again,” I whined lazily.
Leonardo closed his eyes as soon as his head hit the pillow, leaving no room for negotiation. I admired the serene look on his face as he slept. It’s not every day I get to see these men so peaceful and so child-like in their stubbornness. They’re so adorable, dammit.
I brought my hand up to brush the hair out of his face, and he caught my hand, kissing my palm and intertwining our fingers before bringing it back down to his side.
Eventually, I ended up drifting to dreamland alongside my sleeping beauties.
[Bonus Scene]
But before I actually succumbed to the warm embrace of sleep, Sebastian did come to check up on me.
I found his mop of silver hair peeking through the door, calling out for Napoleon.
“Sebastian!”I whisper-yelled, craning my neck to look at him.
As soon as Sebastian opened his mouth to say something—probably reprimand me for taking so long— he paused in utter shock.
“Oh, haha, hey Sebastian, buddy ol’ pal, I swear this isn’t what it looks—”
Sebastian drowned out the sound of my voice, his eyes staring at the extremely comfy-looking blanket we were currently wrapped around.
I swear, if he even thinks about joining in, Imma jump out and slap all three of them.
But he didn’t. He just stood there. I wonder what’s going on in his head… A lecture? Punishment plans?
...Meanwhile, in Sebastian’s head...
Master Leonardo isn’t bothered by Napoleon’s presence next to MC. And Monsieur Napoleon is sharing his bed with others, which he was previously very protective of!! This is totally new, undocumented information. Darn it, why did I leave my notebook in my room?
Sebastian’s hand was inside his jacket pocket, but he came up empty. He decided to take mental notes, and he dipped out of the room with the utmost subtlety that I’ve associated with his character.
Which is to say, none at all. This man was tiptoeing out like the floor was marked with hidden lasers.
Alarmed by his lack of assistance, I called out, “H-hey, Sebby. Wanna help me out of… here? Oi, get back here! …Sebby? Hello? Y-you’re just going to leave me here?”
“Oh, don’t worry. I’ll give you other chores to take care of later in the day!”
“Shhhh. Cara mia, let’s take a nap together,” Leonardo muttered in my ear.
The warmth of his breath on my ear spread to the rest of my body. Whining again, I relented, closing my eyes to focus on Leonardo’s sweet scent.
~Leonardo’s Verdict
Napoleon: Dependable, helps show cara mia's adorable side
Sebas: A homie, should give cara mia breaks more often
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Here’s My Problem: I Can’t Get You Out Of My Head
Seventeen + BTS Detective!Jeon Wonwoo x Actress!Reader Characters: Jeon Wonwoo, Jeon Jungkook, Kim Mingyu, Chwe Hansol (Vernon), Seungcheol (S.Coups), Chan (Dino), Yoon Jeonghan Summary: Wonwoo’s cold and calculating personality makes him a top detectivee. He’s currently in the middle of a murder investigation when he meets you, his favorite actress. His mind goes gooey when you’re near him though, and it messes things up for everyone. Can he deal with his dilemma? Word Count: 5k+ Warnings: Mystery, fluff, angst, detective au, actress au, TRIGGER WARNING graphic depictions of violence, stalking, killing, obessession, etc.
A/N: I’m going for that fall out boy/the 1975 kind of song title, ya feel me. And just like my Hoshi fic, I made Jungkook and Wonwoo siblings just because they have the same last name hekhek
And in case you start thinking otherwise, yall this is a work of fiction that does not represent reality at all.
Playlist:
Forget About It - All Time Low
Oh My! - Seventeen
Dream Girl – SHINee
I Love You 3000 – Stephanie Poetrie ft. Jackson Wang
Red Moon – KARD
Love U – Monsta X
Touch – NCT 127
Focus On Me – Jus2
Blue Flame – Astro
Psycho – Red Velvet
Let’s Not Fall In Love – BigBang
Slow Dancing In The Dark – Joji
Try Again – d.ear ft. Jung Jaehyun
Guess Not – eaJ
You Calling My Name – Got7
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The Jeon brothers were popular in their neighborhood for being swoon worthily good looking. They were so popular in fact that girls from other schools in their proximity came around just to glimpse at them on the school bus.
The younger of the two, first name Jungkook, was an all around remarkable fellow. He was good at sports and academic, making him popular not only for his looks but as well as his athletic achievements.
The older Jeon on the other hand, Wonwoo, was far more reserved and mysterious. He excelled in his classes and was a top student in his class, but whatever loudness or extroversion his dongsaeng had, he did not possess.
It was somehow a match made in heaven for the brothers. They complimented each other and helped where they could.’
It was unsurprising the two began extremely different careers after graduating, Wonwoo having studied criminology, and Jungkook, filmography. Never did the two brothers think they would get an opportunity to work with each other having left the academic scene, until Jungkook finally got the greenlight to start production on his childhood dream project: a murder mystery film.
To be honest, it was an old, black and white mystery film that shaped the brothers into choosing their careers. Having been so fascinated with solving puzzles since he was younger, Wonwoo remembers vividly how amazed he was at how intricately woven the movie he watched with his brother was. And his said brother, Jungkook, found so much splendor in being able to watch such things, that he told himself he wanted to be someone who made those for a living.
And now here they were years later, working on a murder mystery film together.
Jungkook hired his brother to be as a specialist on set. To be honest, Jungkook thought his hyung would be a little bit more excited about it when he was going to be helping Jungkook not only live out a childhood but as well as be on set for a production he actually enjoyed the genre of.
In fact he had to beg Wonwoo to agree to work with him. Wonwoo argued he was in too deep with real life cases to be focused on the fictional case Jungkook wrote about.
And to be fair, Detective Jeon did not reach his rank for nothing, but neither did Director Jeon earn his reputation for nothing.
Still, the only reason why Wonwoo agreed to his brother because of you.
His favorite actress.
"Hyung," Jungkook calls his brother from the couch, "you should watch this drama. It's really good."
Wonwoo was too busy with his English homework to care.
Jungkook ate some chips and turned to his brother that was sat by the far off desk, "Hyyuuunnnngg!"
Said hyung grumbles, "I'm busy."
"Ya, the girl is really pretty."
"Good for her then."
Jungkook scoffs.
After Wonwoo had finished his homework, he decided to watch with his brother, not before scolding him of course. "You know, you'll be in the last year of your college soon too, so you better stop wasting your time watching dramas."
Jungkook rolls his eyes, "I'm literally studying filmography. This is studying for me."
"Aish, what do I know," Wonwoo hisses, grabbing some chips from Jungkook's bag. Once he turned to the screen, Wonwoo felt his eyes widen slightly. "You're right, she's pretty."
"Right? I'll hire her for my murder mystery movie," Jungkook says, nonchalant.
It amazes Wonwoo, even after months of working behind the scenes on this film, that he gets to see you in real life.
Even right now as you acted out a dialogue with another famous actor, Kim Mingyu, it felt surreal when he remembers you're actually just a few steps away.
Jungkook was initially baffled by how star struck Wonwoo was to meet you. I mean, he expected his brother to maybe fan girl, but he flat out blanked when you introduced yourself. For the first time in Jungkook's life, he saw his brother had no wits with him. It's still so hilarious to him that Wonwoo lost his so-called mysterious grace when you smiled.
"Cut! Good take," Jungkook called. He then went over to his brother who was holding a paper bag. It was obvious to anyone Wonwoo was holding some lunch.
Jungkook smiled. He extended his hand out, clearly expecting whatever his brother bought was meant for two, "what is that?"
Wonwoo scowled and moved the brown bag away, "it's not for you."
"Aw what? You bought food just for yourself."
"No. I bought this for-"
"The country's sweetheart," Jungkook teased and wiggled his eye brows.
Wonwoo deadpans and replies dryly, "Yes. Mingyu asked me to buy the sandwich I had the other day."
Jungkook raises his brows and crosses his arms.
Wonwoo clears his throat, "and yes. I bought an extra for her. Why? Can't I?"
Jungkook sneers and slaps his brother's shoulder, "homie is whippedt, with a T."
"What are you? A prepubescent teen?"
"I am cool."
"Ya, is that the sandwhich?" Mingyu calls, suddenly near them. Wonwoo's breath hitches when you smile and wave his way.
Jungkook sniggers softly and decides to watch it play out.
"Thanks, hyung," Mingyu states. Wonwoo and he were close because Jungkook and Mingyu were friends after working so often with each other.
Wonwoo turns to you but looks away when you catch his eye. He clears his throat and finally gains the courage to turn back, "ya... I got you a sandwich too."
Mingyu, who had gotten his sandwich at this point turned to the remaining one in the bag, Wonwoo, you, then pushed the sandwich your way.
You gratefully take the bag and turn to Wonwoo with a grin, "you didn't have to get me one."
Wonwoo scratches his nape, "... the thing is, I wanted to."
Mingyu and Jungkook turn to each other with wide eyes. You chuckle and feel blood rush up your neck.
"You know actually--" Wonwoo starts but gets cut off by his phone ringing. Jungkook eyes him hotly, trying to telepathically tell him not to answer it, but Wonwoo does anyway.
Mingyu rolls his eyes as Wonwoo begins to get into a deep conversation with whomever is on the other line.
Once he's done, Wonwoo turns back to his brother and says, "there's been another murder, I have to go."
Jungkook only nods and doesn't stop him, not that he would, not thay he could. It was terrifying to know that his older brother was so close to bringing a serial killer in.
It started long before production to Jungkook's latest project began. Missing person reports for college girls began to get filled, soon after these girls would be found dead. Initially, theses cases were treated separately since the incidents were scattered all over the city and were seemingly random. It had only been a few months since authorities announced the murders were done by the same person.
It was Wonwoo who spearheaded the investigation.
Wonwoo was on his way to his car to get to the latest crime scene when he was pulled from the back of his coat.
He quickly turn to see what it was holding him back and felt his cheeks burn at the sight of you panting and smiling, "hi."
Wonwoo raises a hand.
You huff, "detective Jeon."
"Yes."
"To be completely honest with you, I'm not sure if you like me or not. You don't really pay me much attention, but when you do you're awfully sweet when you're not avoiding eye contact."
Wonwoo opens his mouth but closes it right after.
"I understand you're a very busy person, and again I'm honestly not sure if you even like me, but I wanted to aks anyway: would you accompany me to a party next week?"
Wonwoo audibly gasps to which you gasp and giggle to. At this point, Wonwoo's face is burning, he can feel it, but he manages to nod, "I would love to."
You break into a smile and nod, "okay? Okay."
"Okay."
"Okay. Next week, friday, okay?"
"Okay."
"Okay good."
tIt was honestly not tha good, considering Wonwoo couldn't stop thinking about it. How was his brain going to get through this crime scene before him when all he could think about was you. It was a real problem. Every time he looked into the room, he found something that reminded him of you, the laundry scattered in the bedroom floor, the posters of celebrities on the wall (to be fair there was one of you in the room), the trinkets on the table. Your everything was fogging his head.
He was lucky Hansol was as sharp as ever because it seems not even the putrid smells in the air was snapping Wonwoo out of his trance.
The date- was it a date (YES IT'S A DATE HYUNG -Jungkook)- came both quickly and agonizingly slowly.
Wonwoo wore a new suit he brought just for the occasion, and for that he was grateful, because this party you took him too was a lot fancier than he had anticipated. It was apparently one of those exclusive events that select people got invited to.
To say Wonwoo was intimidated and out of place would be completely accurate. He was never a party goer, even in college, but if it meant he got to see you dressed up in a rose gold dress and red lipstick then count him in.
Wonwoo tried to stay as close as you as possible-- not for any perverted reason, but so he wouldn't lose you and to protect you from anyone who would dare attempt anything perverted.
You forced him to dance though he never really danced much, but much like the reason why this party was appealing, he enjoyed dancing because of you.
Bless your soul you noticed how awkward Wonwoo looked and decided to call it quits for the dancing. The rest of the night was then spent drinking champagne in the venue's tiny balcony. It was honestly the first time you two had talked by yourself, and though it was awkward, your heart skipped at how Wonwoo described his passions with his deep voice and how he clumsily complimented you.
Honestly, you thought Detective Jeon was the most attractive man you had ever seen, both outwardly and inwardly. He had been nothing but a gentleman around you and never treated you like a distant celebrity, though the many times you've been told how much a fan of yours he was. You wanted to kiss his lips as he continued to speak, but you controlled yourself.
The most that you gave him was a kiss on his cheek when he called a cab for you. Wonwoo would've drove you home had you not specifically told him not to bring a car cause you two would be drinking.
It was still an amazing night regardless.
Page 6 of the newspapers thought so too, Wonwoo learned, as he walked into the station when he got to work.
Hansol rolled over with his office chair, wiggling his eyebrows, "how you doing there, chief."
Wonwoo pretends like he isn't all smug about it when he is, but when he thinks about how this may be impacting you, he doesn't feel smug at all, "mind your own business, Chwe."
"Ya. It is my business because you're dating my first love!"
Wonwoo snaps at him and sneers, "ya! Focus on your work."
Hansol sneers, "so protective."
Wonwoo mutes him out by putting on headphones that played the soundtrack of his favorite mystery film. As he tapped his foot to the beat, he reviewed the file of the serial murder case he was on.
There were a total of 13 victims-- that's how many films you've been in--
Wonwoo screws his eyes shut and shakes his head. That was the most inappropriate thought he could've suddenly thought of.
He reviewed the latest profile of the victim. She was in her last year of high school and played the flute. Wonwoo recalls how you attmepted to play a flute in a variety show.
Wait.
Stop it.
Shit.
Wonwoo increases the volume of his music. He reads that the victim is from your hometown. This actually makes him shiver. Wonwoo rips his headphones off and decides to take a bathroom break, taking his phone with him. This is where he sees a text message from you that reads: are you coming on set today?
Wonwoo quickly replies: yes.
Can you buy me a sandwich?
Yes.
The rest is history.
From that moment moving forward, Wonwoo's confidence is through the roof.. he not only manages to have a decent conversation with you with other, but even when it's just the two of you. He asks you out, to which you agree. He takes you to an ice skating rink, when he flaunts his skating prowess to your shaky legs. Don't tell him though, but you were faking it so that you can cling on to him tightly and closely. But no one mention either that Wonwoo totally saw through it.
Soon enough you became comfortable enough to cook to take him to your place to hangout. This was were Wonwoo finally addressed something that had been bothering him.
"Are you okay with what's happening?"
You knit your brows at his question.
Wonwoo clarifies, "I mean there are a lot of articles about us. At first it was pretty vague, but now they are mentioning my name in the papers. Are you okay with that?"
You pout and raise your brows, "are you okay with that?"
Wonwoo shakes his head, "I've never really cared about what people thought about me, only my friends and family."
You nod. Wonwoo looks in expectation. You can't help but chuckle, "if you want the truth, it's good publicity. You're a famous detective and the netizens are actually in love with you now because you're so handsome."
"... wait really?"
You pout and cross your arms, "I can't believe you're enjoying that."
Wonwoo can't help but laugh at your faintly jealous reaction. He pulls you to his chest and kisses the top of your head, "well, what I really enjoy is being close to you."
You relax against him and unwrap your arms just so you could cling on Wonwoo's torso.
"But you know what I would enjoy more?"
"Hmm?"
"...if... you became my girlfriend."
You pull away slightly and turn to him. You break into a smile, "I thought you'd never ask."
You then take his cheeks and pull him close to your face. You plant your lips on his and his pulls you closer by the small of your back. The kiss encloses the both of you in warmth. It's electric and so calming all at once. It just... feels right, y'know.
It's just pure bliss for the two of you.
At some point, Wonwoo really wasn't need on set anymore, and yet he came around to visit you and Jungkook. Who were you fooling, clearly Wonwoo came around to see you.
He would sometimes be able to take you out to lunch, depending on both of your schedules.
One this for sure was, you clearly both loved each other.
But that shouldn't have been affecting him so badly at work. It perturbed him that everywhere he went, too often even on his case that he thought of you. It disgusted him so much. He pushed all these thoughts away whenever it sprang into mind.
Wonwoo leaned back on his chair and turned from the evidence board he had been staring at for the last ten minutes, to the cup of coffee on his desk. He begins to recall one early morning he spent drinking some hot brew with you.
He smiles. Now that is a welcomed thought.
"I still don't get the correlation," Hansol spoke, making Wonwoo turn to him. He continues, "I'm starting to think that maybe the killer is just fully psychotic."
Wonwoo sighs, "the chances of him being a random picking killer is pretty slim at this point. Some of these girls are the same height and build, and some of them play the same instruments."
"Yes, but they have nothing collectively in common."
Wonwoo shakes his head, "there has to be. My gut is telling me there is."
Wonwoo's phone rings, except it's not his handphone but his work telephone.
"Hello, Detective Jeon from Seoul district 1 station."
No one replies, but there is heavy breathing from the other end. Wonwoo stands from his chair and presses the record button on his phone.
"You can't get her!" he growls in anger. He begins to scream and throw things in the background. Wonwoo pulls the phone away at the loudness.
The man on the other end heaves again. Wonwoo asks, "who is this."
"you know exactly who I am, you bastard!"
"No. If I did, you'd be in jail."
He laughs, "you think you're so good, huh?"
"Who and where are you?" Wonwoo asks, turning to Hansol pointing to the phone. He immediately understands and runs off to try and track who's calling form the other line, or at least where he is.
The man is shuddering in anger, "you will never have her. She's mine!"
Wonwoo feels bile rise from his throat, "who is she? Did you kill another girl?"
"Not yet, but I will if you don't back off. She's the only one I've actually loved and you want to take that away from me?"
"If you love her, why would you kill her?"
"SO YOU COULD NEVER LAY A FINGER ON WHAT'S MINE!"
"Women are not posses--"
"I WARNED YOU. STAY AWAY, OR SHE DIES!"
Hansol couldn't trace the call fast enough. And Wonwoo couldn't sleep that night.
This was when his visits began to lessen. He began to fully focus on his work again, no distractions, and for once, he hadn't thought of you. This was a direct consequence however of both sleep deprivation and not seeing you for a whole eight days.
The next day you visited him at work. It caused quite a commotion and Wonwoo's exhausted mind didn't take kindly to that, which was why he snapped at you and was super cold.
Hansol told him off for rudeness, but he just couldn't rest easy when he could do something at work that could help fins that lunatic serial killer. Chief Seungcheol agreed however that Wonwoo should take a break though.
The moment his head was put on straight, he felt extremely guilty for taking out his emotions on you. Wonwoo apologized profusely and of course you couldn't stay mad because you understood how much stress he was in.
But the thing was, he just couldn't get you out of his head. Again and again, everything he did reminded him of you. The evidence even lead him back to you like a compass and it was too much for him too handle.
This was exactly why it hurt so much when Wonwoo decided to let you go for the sake of the case.
He explained everything to you so neatly. "I am so madly in love with you that I see you everywhere. I see you in the sky. I see you in my coffee. I see you in the breeze. I see you in my sweaters. But I see you too in the evidence I have for the case. I see you in the files and the map board, and it's seriously messing with my head."
It was a line out of movie. It didn't mean it didn't hurt. You were crying your eyeballs out. You didn't understand what breaking up could do to help.
"You wouldn't be mine anymore, so that would incline me not to think about you."
You so badly wanted to slap Wonwoo for saying that, but you couldn't, because he was breaking up with you to catch a killer and prevent anymore murders from happening. If he was that bothered, he probably shouldn't be on the case anymore but you couldn't ask him to leave it when he was distracted because of you.
So instead, you turned away and left.
Wonwoo almost ran after you; it took everything in him not to.
"Don't worry, Jeon," Seungcheol comforted, placing a hand on Wonwoo's shoulder, "the sooner we catch the lunatic, the sooner you can get back with your girlfriend."
"Not unless I get her first," Chan from forensics chimes in, walking with new files of evidence.
"Dude," Hansol barks.
Chan gives an innocent face, "what? I'm trying to lighten the mood." He then hands the file over to Seungcheol, "here you go chief. The killer branded the latest victim's neck with three squares."
Wonwoo spins on his office chair.
Hansol knits his brows deeply, "has he done that with the other victims?"
"No. This is the first time."
Seungcheol places a hand on his chin, "wait. Why does this seem so familiar to me?"
Hansol watches Wonwoo begins to spin the other way around.
Seungcheol shakes his head and rattles his brain for some answer. He suddenly turns to Wonwoo, "ya. Do you know 'The Sleeping Tower'?"
Wonwoo turns to Seungcheol, "yeah, the killer in that drama marked his victims with three squares."
eSungcheol has goose bumps. Hansol turns to Wonwoo, "wait, what is The Sleeping Tower?"
Wonwoo says faux nonchalant, "a drama my ex is in."
Hansol pulls his head back.
Seungcheol moves to the evidence board, "wait just a second, Wonwoo. Did you say all the evidence point to her?"
Everyone shifts their attention to the chief. Wonwoo stops spinning on his chair, "are... are you telling me wh-"
"What do you see, Wonwoo?" Suengcheol asks.
Wonwoo stands form his chair and walks over. He begins to explain the correlation between you and the evidence and the... victims' personality. He argues with himself as he explained what he saw. As he pointed out one thing, he disagreed it could make sense. Wonwoo continued on like that until he actually hears himself say it. This is the first time he’s ever said all this aloud.
Hanson and Chan turn to each other in bewilderment as the detective being to point out strong points.
Wonwoo nearly falls down when he realizes it. Seungcheol turns to him, but Wonwoo's already bolted out the door.
Wonwoo is calling you nonstop. He's gripping the steering wheel so hard.
It all makes sense now. The shirts, the hobbies, the physical attributes, they were all yours. The victims had your merchandise, liked things you did, had procedures done to look like you-- they were your fangirls
And the killer was obsessed with you.
Wonwoo stepped on the gas and turned the siren on.
He screamed your name when he got to your home. You lived in a quiet apartment complex. The good thing about that is the people would be alerted by suspicious people and noise, there were bound to be at least eye witnesses, and there would be cameras in the area.
Wonwoo still had the keys to your apartment. His hands quivered as he jammed the key open.
Once he stepped in someone screamed, "YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Wonwoo fumed as he saw a long haired man laughing as he stood an open window. He took a moment to assess that he has nothing but a twisted look on his face, he had nothing on his hands or clothes. He charged for him, which in hindsight may truly have been a bad move because he got kicked in the gut.
"I have nothing to live for anymore," he whispers as Wonwoo recoils at the assault. It enrages the detective, and it drives him with enough adrenaline that when the psychopath tires to jump out of the window, he catches him and sequentially bashes the guys face into the sill. He pulls him away and begins to assault his face.
Wonwoo is screaming with tears running down his face when it dawns to him the psychopath said it was too late. He pulls away from the knocked out man. He is shaking.
He screams your name and looks for you in every room. His mind is racing. He’s just too frantic to even begin to think what could have happened to you. He falls to his knees when he reaches the bathroom. There is red scattered everywhere and tub full of it. He makes a desperate sound.
He can't see properly from all his tears. He quickly crawls to the tub and heaves heavily when he sees the body in it.
Wonwoo's hand his trembling when he takes on of yours and feels for a pulse. His lips quiver when he can't find it. He turns to your submerged face and gently moves it to try and get a pulse from your neck. He reels back and makes a horrible sound when he finds a long slice that is gushing out red. Wonwoo at this point is sat on the wet ground, trembling with tears.
He is out of his wits.
He has no idea what to do.
He doesn't even notice that the police team is already here. The next thing he knows is he isn't in your apartment anymore. He is inside a police car, he thinks.
Wonwoo is numb to it all-- the sounds, the flashing lights.
He wonders how he wound up in his brother’s house, and how they both ended up crying in each other’s arms.
"Breaking News: After finally a week's worth of trial, the Supreme Court rules 25 year old Yoon Jeonghan triple life sentence after finding him guilty of the murder of 14 women. He admitted to his crimes and claimed they were out of love. He was a deeply obsessed fan on one if his victims, the actress who was recently given a memorial three days ago. Detective Jeon Wonwoo, who was head investor of the serial killing case, was awarded a medal of honor for apprehending Yoon, which he declined. Detective Jeon was also the boyfriend of the late actress, and was seen with his brother, Director Jeon Jungkook, at the service saying a few words in memoriam of the country's sweetheart."
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They Want To Get A Pet - Headcanons
Summary: Your S/O wants a pet and adorable antics ensue~ 
Characters: Hizashi Yamada, Taishiro Toyomitsu, Aizawa Shouta, Eijiro Kirishima, Tenya Iida, Hanta Sero, Takami Keigo
Contains: Gender neutral reader, lotsa fluff, Reader has arachnophobia in Sero’s part! Crackheadery in Aizawa’s part
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Hizashi Yamada - Cockatoo
📣 You guys totally didn’t plan on getting a cockatoo, or any pet for that matter. Y’all just moved into your new place for christ’s sake! 
📣 But after a visit to a lil exotic pet store downtown, your plans changed. And now you’re stuck with a bird with the intelligence of a toddler
📣 According to Yama, the bird just ‘called to him’ and by that, he means the bird literally screamed at him
📣 They’ve got the most bougie cage ever like MTV cribs hit them up. 
📣But he doesn’t spend too much time in there as you guys let him roam around the house all day until it’s time for bed or if you leave for a while
📣 If they’re not attached to Yama’s shoulder, you often find them waddling around the house, picking things up off of the floor and throwing them, and squawking at you when they want attention
📣 Sounds like someone else you know huh…
📣 Yama and the bird dance together so much omg. They do the lil head bobs together, he’ll blast some music for them and they go to town he even chirps along to the lyrics omg-
📣 He doesn’t even have to teach them words, they just pick them up on their own… and then never stop saying them… ever 
📣 ‘YEAHHHHH’ then from the other side of your home you hear another ‘YEAAHHHHH’
📣 Make it stop
📣 You taught them cuss words for the shits and giggles though
📣 Yama finds it funny too though because he’s got that 8-year-old sense of humor… you all do to be honest 
📣 But when the bird chooses to sit on your shoulder you bet your ass Yamada’s gonna fawn over the two of you for the next hour :’) 
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Taishiro Toyomitsu - Pyrenean Mastiff
🍢 Really wants a pet 
🍢 But also really scared of crushing them so…
🍢 You guys settle for a big ‘ol Pyrenean mastiff!
🍢 And when I say they’re big they are big like… I mean knock you over if you’re not careful big
🍢 They’re literally perfect for each other
🍢 They’re both massive units, insanely adorable, and they for sure share the same appetite
🍢 Speaking of food, he makes sure he’s feeding them the best of the best foods even if that means y’all are making it yourselves
🍢 Not as afraid to roughhouse with them as he thought he’d be
🍢 Lots of fetching, frisbee throwing, ‘wrestling’ even?? They’re so rowdy and for what? My heart, that’s what <3 
🍢 The dog definitely sleeps on top of him I don’t make the rules
🍢 Mf just hops on up, curls up and they’re ready to go like--- Is that- is that not y’know,,, HEAVY?? 
🍢 I mean,,, you sleep on top of him too so I honestly don’t think Tai cares too much
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Aizawa Shota - Cat
💤 You guys already know…
💤 If he were to get any kind of pet it’d be a cat.
💤 They’re chill, independent, and sometimes want attention. Just how he likes it.
💤 Well… that’s how he thought that things should be but-
💤 BOY was he wrong
💤 After living together for quite a while, stalking animal shelter websites for the perfect cat, and finding the right one, you bring them home!
💤 When you met them at the shelter, they were a sweet lil baby with an aloof attitude that you both fell in love with
💤 But when you brought them home… They became an absolute crackhead.
💤 Forget having ANYTHING on the tables or countertops. It’s on the floor now thanks to them. Fuck your water glass, fuck those papers you were helping Aizawa grade, they’re gone! Shredded! Positively destroyed :)
💤 Forget having free hands, they’re literally attached to his side and won’t stop rubbing against his hands while he’s grading papers and such
💤 If you’re not watching his little dude/ette will try and eat food WHILE YOU’RE COOKING oh my fuckingf god
💤 Heaven forbid this dude tries to leave the room. They’ll ‘cry’ until he comes back.
💤 ‘Go to your other parent, they’ll give you attention.’ ‘mEEEOWWW’ ‘Oh my god fine come here.’
💤 Honestly though he really appreciates when they’re down to sleep. Their purrs and their cuddles are very appreciated
💤 And literally just imagine seeing them curled up on his chest while they sleep on the couch ;; im so somft
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Eijiro Kirishima - Bearded Dragon
🏮 This man wants to get THE manliest pet of all,,, a bearded dragon
🏮 He probably saw one on a movie or something and immediately came to you like
🏮 ‘Okay but we neeeeed one just look at their lil beards!! And their tongues!!!’
🏮 You tell him to put it off for a bit, do some research, and see if he still wants one later
🏮 Homeboy is DEDICATED so he puts in the time and ofc he still wants one after the fact
🏮 After a good amount of time, he comes back with a books worth of reasons as to why you guys should get one and you’re honestly shocked
🏮 You just can’t say no to those eyes </33 so you oblige and go out and get one from an owner who’s surrendering it (Because we don’t support chain pet stores in this household)
🏮 You guys can’t pick a name for them so for the longest time they’re just called ‘the lizard’ or ‘little fella’ or whatever else you guys come up with
🏮 Anyways- he’s infatuated with them it’s so funny. He spends all of his freetime watching them get used to their new habitat like,,,, all of it. It’s 1am and he’s just watching it hang out and you’re like ‘Kiri if you love it so much then why don’t you sleep with it’ (not in that way ya nasty)
🏮 HE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY
🏮 Next thing you know he hops out of bed, brings them back and puts them between your pillows.
🏮 Lil homie’s just vibin there.
🏮 You’re done tbh but if Kiri’s happy then you’re happy <33
🏮 Absolutely lets it sit on his shoulders when he’s walking around the house
🏮 He has a leash for them and he takes them out during the warmer months
🏮 Dedicates a good portion of his day to clean out their habitat when need be
🏮 Their relationship is just so cute you can’t help but melt every time you see them together
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Tenya Iida - Tropical Fish
🌟 After a particularly rough finals season, you figure that Iida needs to have some sort of hobby that can help him chill out, but also has some sort of brainwork in there because that’s your boyfriend for ya
🌟 You suggest getting some fish!
🌟 He rly said ‘I’ll think about it’ then proceeded to do a shit ton of research on it because he literally does that every time you express interest in something. King behavior!!
🌟 You guys settle on getting a few tropical fish and a super nice fish tank for ‘em
🌟 He lets you name all of them and of course you have to name one ‘Iida junior’ like how could you not-
🌟 But seriously though he finds it so endearing and sweet ;;
🌟 You can’t tell me he doesn’t buy all of the nicest shit he can for their tank too.
🌟 Fresh aquatic plants, huge rocks for them to swim through, a nice ass heater, the WORKS
🌟 He’s gotta treat yall’s babies right like what did you expect
🌟 Constantly checking their water to see if it’s alright for them
🌟 He’s usually the one to feed them so whenever he comes up to the tank, they all crowd up by the top like doggies when their owner comes home omg
🌟 He finds the noises from the tank to be really good background noise when he’s reading or studying
🌟 Iida’s honestly glad that you suggested to get fish ‘cause taking care of them is such a relaxing hobby and lord knows he needs some of those
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Hanta Sero - Rose Haired Tarantula
🧵 So he wants a Rose Hair Tarantula...
🧵 ‘Absolutely not’ - You, 2021 (sorry if you actually like spiders lol, if a singular person wants hcs where y’all both like spiders please @ me)
🧵 Lots and lots of begging and promises
🧵 ‘You won’t even have to clean the cage, I’ll do it!!’ ‘We can keep them in the spare room’ ‘c’mooon pretty please???’
🧵 He had to bust out the puppy eyes for you to say yes
🧵 And with that, you’re now the proud parents of a demon rose hair tarantula!
🧵 ‘We can keep them in the spare room’ your ass. He lets it climb all over him while he’s walking around the house!!
🧵 Not you actively avoiding him when you see them coming down towards you
🧵 ‘But I wanna kiss!!’ ‘Kiss your tarantula smh’
🧵 After he realizes he’s not gonna get any with his lil buddy (yes, that’s what he calls them) he tries his best to help you familiarize with em
🧵 I’m sorry but he’s trying so hard not to laugh as you freak out when they crawl up your arm
🧵 He takes things more seriously after that though. He’ll give you lil words of encouragement, back pats and such
🧵 He’s so happy that you become… tolerable after a while of you guys just hangin’ out that you can’t help but feel proud too.
🧵 You still can’t stand spiders though.  
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Keigo Tamaki - Bunnies
🐤 Just like Aizawa, he wants something that’s quiet and can be independent since his schedule is a bit busy but he still wants to have a lil buddy to love on
🐤 You’re actually the one to bring up the idea to get a bunny, it’s part of a long list of ideas you had come up with, but for whatever reason, the bunny idea just stuck with him
🐤 You two hop (im a comedic genius hi <33) on over to the nearest rescue you can find, and browse through the enclosures looking for the perfect bunny for you guys 
🐤 Ok so like- here’s the thing,,,
🐤 You totally didn’t plan on getting two bunnies… But you guys found a pair that were literally inseparable and y’all had to have them
🐤 He’s already calling them ‘Our children’ straight off the bat like- y’all JUST got home and he’s already giving you baby fever UGH
🐤 He bunny-proofs the FUCK out of the house so they can roam freely ‘cause he didn’t just get these babies to stick them in a cage smh
🐤 Will lay on the floor and just watch them romp around cus he finds it relaxing and funny 
🐤 Also please get on the floor and watch them with him. Prime cuddling hours
🐤 They burrow under his wings… I repeat- THEY BURROW UNDER HIS WINGS
🐤 They WILL flop together don’t @ me 
🐤 They (and by they I mean all three of them)  flop on you when they want attention can I jst--- *cries*
🐤 Have fun trying to get up, this is your life now. 
🐤 But are you really complaining? You shouldn’t be smh 
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