#so I find Crowley attractive because of how they move

[glitter-and-be-gay]

being secure in your sexuality means there are some general guidelines for who you find attractive on a regular basis and from time to time you can still go oh

#queerness #is such a useful and loving term #I can call myself a lesbian and mostly I do #but to be more accurate I’m generally attracted to a very specific vibe of femininity #and that means that on very special occasions I am attracted to men who have obscure personality traits that I can’t easily pinpoint #and it’s usually caring and being unrepentantly loving towards their male friends #and still there’s usually a physical component of softness in these men #these men are usually also characters in movies or tv shows #so I find Crowley attractive because of how they move #the androgynous snakey quality and the tortured psyche are my bread and butter #but NOTHING could have prepared me for watching actual person Michael Sheen smile and crinkle his eyes #like I’m sorry that is a legitimate man who is also very masculine and yes he’s got that very specific bi vibe with Tennant but #I’d still like to file a complaint

[weirdmorefics]

How Are Hands Attractive? (crowleyxreader)

Pronouns-She/Her

Word Count- 1,078

Summary- Reader is a witch and close friends with Aziraphale and works at the bookshop restoring books. Aziraphale asks Y/n for romantic advice for Nina and Maggie which leads to interesting covo about Crowley hands.

The day was stormy there was hardly anybody out on the street because of the terrible thunder and lightning. I was peacefully sipping her cold coffee and restoring an old spellbook that Aziraphale found. The sound of the rain was very soothing and I did not have to worry about Jim short for Gabriel bothering me because Aziraphale told him bookstores are closed on Wednesdays. Aziraphale on the other hand kept interrupting my work so he could get my opinion on most romantic situations for Nina and Maggie.

"Y/n what do you think is the most romantic thing?" Aziraphale asks.

" I don't know. Hmmm maybe leaving me alone so I can finish restoring this book in peace," I respond.

"Seriously, Y/n the book can wait! This matter is of life and death! You are sort of human so you should know more about these things than I." He says looking me very seriously in the eyes.

I sigh and very gently move the book to the side. I take a deep breath " I have personally always found hands very attractive-"

Aziraphale interrupted "How can hands be attractive? They are just helpful tools. Books always say it's the eyes that are the windows to the soul."

"Don't get me wrong eyes are pretty as well but I have always enjoyed hands they help us create they help us hold on to each other. Why did you even ask me anyway if you're just going to think I am wrong. Also, I think we both know I lack any experience or knowledge on romance." I respond annoyed.

Aziraphale smiles at Y/n, "I guess I was just curious." Then his eyes light up like something just clicked in his mind. I think if he was a cartoon a light bulb would have appeared above his head.

"Y/n!" He gasps and I give him an inquisitive look. "You are always staring at Crowley's hands so does that mean!!!"

I quickly crossed my arms across my chest denying the accusation profusely.

Crowley enters the bookshop closing a soaked umbrella, "Who is always staring at my hands."

Y/n's heart nearly pounds out of her chest and she nearly knocks over her coffee.

"Don't tell me you haven't noticed-" I quickly cut Aziraphale off

I come out from behind the desk I was working at and take the umbrella from Crowley, "Don't tell me that you were outside in this weather with an umbrella you could have got struck by lightning."

Crowley lifts his glasses down to look ME in the eyes "Are you serious? A demon struck by lightning would do nothing compared to the heat of Hell."

"How should I know I've never been to Hell," I whine.

Crowley kisses the top of my head and says "And you never will."

Aziraphale smiles a plotting a smile that scares me for what he is planning. He cups his chin with both hands and tilts his head "Crowley what do you find most romantic? Y/n has been telling me what she finds most romantic to help Nina and Maggie. I can see she has quite the type. I think we might even know the guy."

Crowley's face seems to turn sour at Aziraphale probably at the notion of discussing romance so I try to assure him it is unneeded to chime in. "Please ignore him he has been like this all day. He has not let me get a single thing done today."

Instead, he completely ignores me and walks up to Aziraphale, "So what does this man that Y/n fancies have for qualities that make her swoon."

"No, I can't say that would be betraying her trust," Aziraphale puts a hand on his chest and makes a big show of it like he didn't just start this whole mess.

"Come on Angel we are all friends here! Right Y/n? What can you tell the Angel that you can't tell me," he pouts.

"You bring up a great point, Crowley! Y/n can certainly tell you about the man she fancies I don't see a reason she could not! Let me start off I know she loves this man's hands she is always staring at them it is so obvious." Aziraphael smiles brightly and if my glare back could kill he would be dead.

Crowley circles me like prey as if my answer could cure him from hunger. "I've never noticed our little sorceress staring at hands that's very impolite to stare you know."

He calls me a nickname he uses for me frequently as he knows it annoys me. "You know what's impolite to spill others secrets Aziraphale" I glare.

Aziraphale straightens his bowtie, "You never said it was a secret if you had I would not have said a peep. I am very good at secrets you know"

"The thing is I just don't understand why there is anything to hide from your good old pals!" Crowley interrupts. "Unless this guy is someone unworthy of our sorceress's heart. Then in that case Aziraphale would have a duty to tell me."

"Do not be concerned this man I have known longer than anyone. No one could compete with him he is very kind." He quickly assures Crowley.

Crowley started to look like that time when Aziraphale took Gabriel under his protection, "So he is an angel... those are the only beings you have known for the longest. I swear to Hell if it's Gabriel he is not kind Aziraphael you have no idea what he said to me when I was you! I can not believe you let him stay here! He is worse than any demon!"

I quickly put my hand on Crowley's shoulder, "It is not Gabriel I would never do that to you."

Crowley's eyes softened as he looked into your eyes but only for a second before they turned into confusion, "What other angel do you even know on a personal level!"

I saw no choice but to come clean, "It's you! You idiot!"

I took a deep breath to prepare myself for the heartbreak because I am no celestial being who will be around forever. I am just a witch I am really not that different from an ordinary human. But the heartbreak never came instead he held my face and kissed me deeply.

I was stunned speechless and he smirked "So you think my hands are romantic you say."

Bonus-

Aziraphael- Now both of you thank me! I also accept books as thank-yous Y/n has a list of the books of that I am on the hunt for! I also made photocopies of the list so you can carry the list with you at all times as a reminder.

Y/n- Shut up, Angel!

Crowley- Thank you, Angel

#crowley x reader #crowley x y/n #crowley good omens #good omens fic #good omens fanfiction #good omens imagine #good omens drabble #aziraphale x reader #aziraphale imagine #fanfic blog #good omens crowley

[yourlakebed]

okay, I'm a little bit scared to post this, but I think I finally have the right words to write a concise and clear post about my thoughts on asexuality (although the topic is still complicated).

upd: well, at least it was planned as concise...

let's start with what a huge number of people stumble over. if we put the term 'sex-repulsed' into google, the first article on the link will tell us that:

"'sex-repulsed' typically refers to people on the asexual spectrum who experience some form of sex repulsion. Some ace-spec or a-spec individuals may be repulsed by the idea of sexual activity or any sexual situation.

The term indicates that a-spec person experiences sex repulsion meaning they find sexual activity disgusting or repulsive. Some people are repulsed by the thought of engaging in sex altogether, while others may be disgusted by some sexual activity but not all.."

though it is not entirely wrong, articles like these that make a direct correlation between aversion to sex and asexuality do a lot of damage to the perception of asexuality. cause what if I told you that asexuality is not an umbrella term for "people who don't have sex/who hate sex"?

asexuality is about the absence of sexual attraction. it's not even about a lack of libido - there are a huge number of asexual people with a high libido. i.e., we can't even say it's about "people who don't want sex." no, because

it's as simple as that - it's about people who do not feel sexual attraction.

It took me a long time to explain how exactly this works even to myself and now, it seems, I finally got it (the final straw was actually Good Omens, with its incredible representation of asexual characters (yes, I'm talking about Azi and Crowley, and no, I'm not in any way dissing other headcanons for labeling them differently, and even more so - I don't see why these headcanons have to clash)).

so I came up with pretty simple example - comparison to food/hunger. it may be a dangerous one because sex, unlike food, is not a "basic human need", [despite the claims of some men who justify sexual violence by referring to their "basic need for sex/reproduction🤡"].

but anyway, this is how this food analogy works:

imagine you're a creature that doesn't need to eat at all. therefore you never feel hungry - you simply do not have such a function as being hungry. you were made that way. you can try food if you're interested or you can not. let's say you tried it, but it was.. well, it was okay, but not that you would do that every day. and suddenly you tried pancakes with raspberry jam, and you really liked them, and now you eat pancakes because you like the taste. and you think, "well, if I liked the pancakes so much, then maybe I'll search and find another one"...

and so your journey continues, and sometimes you find some new "dishes" that you like... or maybe you don't find them and move on. that, my friends, what asexuality is like!

I have asexual friends who love bdsm and are into the kink culture, because for them it is like a delicacy or some exotic dish. there are friends who simply don't care and don't want to try anything. I have friends who are curious and plan on trying to find their "raspberry jam pancakes". there are those who long ago found their comfortable "dish" and eat only that one. there are those who like the way one particular person cooks, and like the smell when you sit and watch that person cook, and like the very fact that that person cooks for you.

and people who are disgusted by sex, or even the very idea of ​​it (sex-repulsed people) are most often people who have a certain trauma that has nothing to do with asexuality. and the combination of these two terms standing beside each other creates a terrible stigma around asexuality.

I am infinitely grateful to everyone who read this, because this is a very important topic for me personally🖤🤍💜

#asexuality #asexual #good omens #I'd actually like to specifically talk about asexuality in good omens some other time #neil gaiman #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #asexual community #lgbtq community #lgbt #lgbtqplus

[deans-baby-momma]

Secrets & Desires- Part 1

A/N: Please let me know what you think! Reblogs and likes are nice but feedback is better.

Sam has been keeping a secret from Dean. For a while now - it’s killing him but he doesn’t know how to explain it to his older brother. How do you tell someone you’ve looked up to your whole life that you’ve finally found someone who gets you; who has the same sexual energy, desires and fetishes? And that she’s older. 

Dean would probably not bat an eye, even be proud of his little brother for a moment. Until he found out who Sam has been sneaking around with. And it all started with one little phrase during a case. 

2012

“Do I have to use my ‘mom voice’?”

Jody Mills was not someone Sam ever thought of in a sexual way. She was a friend, a fellow hunter but when he returned to the first floor after finding Dean’s note and the sheriff actually used her ‘mom voice’ on him, it did something to him. 

Sam wasn’t going to pursue it. He thought she was just being a caretaker, looking out for him because she saw how exhausted he was……and maybe she was but even after they retrieved Dean and went their separate ways, Sam couldn’t get the image of Jody being Mommy for him.

When Crowley almost took Jody’s life in a bid to get the Winchesters to stop trying to close the gates of Hell, Sam decided it was now or never. He was going to make a move, but before that could happen, the trials almost claimed his life.

The next time they met up for a case, Sam could barely look at Jody. The dreams that his imagination had conjured up left him wound up about the woman who’d lost almost everything. And when Sam and Dean signed the chastity vow, he figured he probably needed to just forget everything.

Until Jody said something when they figured out Dean was boning the chastity group’s counselor, Suzy, a reformed porn star.

“I’d like to whip his tail for thinking with his dick instead of his brain during a case!”

Sam couldn’t stand it anymore. So as they stood in the remnants of Dean and Suzy’s abduction, Sam pulled Jody to him and kissed her soundly before uttering, “You can spank me anytime, Mommy.”  

"Sam?" Jody says incredulously, making Sam want to shrink into oblivion.  Had he read the situation all wrong? Was the vibe she was emitting completely innocent and he just made a giant mistake?

"Oh god Jody," he begins pulling away. "I'm so sorry!"

"Sam Winchester!" Jody scolds, shutting the tall hunter up. She wraps her arms around his waist and places her hands on his ass. "I would love to use my crop on this ass," she tells him with a quick squeeze. "Fuck, I bet you could bounce a nickel off that."

Sam feels himself blush at her observation. But he mentally pats himself on the back because he had been correct, she was into the whole Mommy kink - or at least ready to give it a go. He smiles as he plants his hands on her cheeks and leans down and captures her lips again.

Jody wastes no time allowing him entrance between her lips. She had been attracted to Sam for years. He just exuded confidence and security and she had thought she sensed a bit of a kinky side to him once or twice. 

Now she knew what he was into, she had no problems being that for him. She couldn't wait to see the big, strong, brave hunter become submissive and complacent in her bed.

The kiss seemed to become a battle for dominance but Jody knew just what to do to gain the upper hand.  She slid her hands down Sam's back and once again cupped his buttocks before lifting her right hand and landing a solid smack on his left cheek.

Sam moaned into her mouth, giving her the advantage to take control. Once air became a necessity,  the two pulled apart and Jody looked up at him through her lashes. "There's more where that came from," she teased. 

Sam opened his mouth to respond but with an inhale, he got a slight whiff of Dean's cologne and remembered the case.

"As much as I want to continue this," he said remorsefully. "We need to find my brother."

Jody nods and steps out of the embrace, but not before locking Sam in a commanding look  "Once we find Dean, you come to my room and get your comeuppance. You understand Mister?"

Sam's dick twitched in his jeans at the assertiveness. The authority in her voice made him want to obey, like a good little boy. 

"Yes ma'am."

Once they discovered the monster, a Roman goddess named Vesta that was kidnapping and killing virgins, the hunter and the sheriff learned that the only way to kill it was oak stained in virgin blood.  They also learned from a staticky and short phone call from Dean that he and the others were being held at an old farm near train tracks.

With an oak stake dipped in the blood of one of the chastity group members, they arrive at the farm and hunt for the goddess and her victims. 

In a bid to save Dean and the others, along with Sam who was knocked unconscious,  Jody goes up against the monster - getting stabbed herself.

Still, she used what strength she had left to kill Vesta and save them all.  Jody Mills wasn't going to have more deaths on her conscience, especially that of her friends and possible future lover.

Only that would have to hold off, as she herself was too injured to participate in those types of events.

While Dean was off checking on Suzy and the others, Jody  and Sam concluded that as soon as she healed, she would call him.

"I'd tell you boys to stay out of trouble," Jody says later in the Winchester's motel room, looking from one to the other. "But what's the point?"

Dean hugs her and thanks her for bailing him out. She hugs Sam and then takes the bag he hands her. She glances at Dean to see he has turned his back on them so she whispers, "I'll call you. Be a good boy."

Sam subtly nods and is rewarded with a wink and an air kiss. He watches as Jody walks out the door. 

@spnbaby-67 @sea040561 @delightfullykrispypeach @larajadeschmidt13 @atc74 @vicariouslythruspn @squirrelnotsam  @sandlee44 @blacktithe7 @hoboal87 @mogaruke @supraveng @akshi8278 @lyarr24 @kazsrm67 @chriszgirl92 @deanwithscissors @raisinggray @fanfic-n-tabulous @hobby27 @stoneyggirl2 @purpleeclipseeggsland @kmc1989 @leigh70 @crownoflillies1

#Sam winchester #SPN #Supernatural #3 part series #secrets and desires

[what-if-i-just-did]

Destiel Prompt List 13. Human!Impala ships it.

Trigger Warnings: temporarily implied vehicle theft, mention of fake death, mentions of carseks, mention of internalized biphobia, implied sexy times, using humor to deflect

Baby, Why Haven't You Yet?

"...." "Dean? What's wrong?" Sam said, looking from his brother to the place he was staring at. "Baby's gone." Dean said blankly, like his brain hadn't quite caught up yet. "I parked her right there! I swear." He said, pointing to an empty parking space. "Dean, maybe you're just getting your landmarks wrong. The Impala didn't just dissapear." Sam says, exhausted from the hunt. Witches, man.

"You think I'd just misplace my Baby?! I know where I parked her, Sammy. See? It's two spots away from the grafitti and right next to this double-parking douche. She's gone. Someone stole my Baby!" "Dean, calm down, I'm sure it didn't- uh hi, yeah?" Sammy was cut off when a guy tapped his shoulder. The guy was wearing jeans and two flannels, he had dark hair and he was barefoot.

"Hey." The guy said, in what can only be described as a bedroom voice. "Uhm. Hi? I'm sorry, do I know you?" Sam said. The guy's eyebrows raised. "Well, I'd like to think so. You've only been riding me for years."

Dean's eyebrows raised.

Sam nearly choked. "Uh, Wh-ha??- "

-----

Once the situation was cleared up, it was almost funny. The guy wasn't really a guy at all. He was.. the Impala. Those witch-bitches? Yeah. They magicked his frikkin' car. Dean was not happy. Sam still thought it was kinda funny. When they asked him what they should call him, he'd said he liked it when Dean called him 'Baby' and they should just call him that, and he'd winked, which gave Dean that moment of bi panic he always had which Sam found hilarious.

They'd jacked a car and gone back to the Bunker, where they called Cas, because honestly, what were they supposed to do with this?

They'd started looking for some way to reverse the spell, but with the witches already dead, most ways to reverse a spell were out of reach. Rowena was currently on a stretch of 'being dead' so they didn't call her. (At this point, nobody believed it when Rowena, or Gabriel, or Crowley was dead. There was this unspoken rule though, not to contact someone if they were 'dead' unless it was an apocalypse-size emergency)

Sam piped up about the fact that they hadn't even asked Baby if he wanted to get changed back, and Dean shut him up about it.

-----

Then someone mentioned something about how Dean was such a womanizer and Baby said something that would have some.. repercussions. "Oh I remember that... You haven't had sex in my backseat in quite some time, Dean. It's a shame, I would have loved to see you and the Angel. You have a bed now, of course, but I do miss it."

Baby didn't realise everyone had stopped moving untill he looked up again. "Why are you staring at me? I thought we got past that part."

-----

"What do you mean you're 'not like that'? Dean Winchester I have personally witnessed you being had by more than a few drunken mistakes worth of men in my backseat, don't you dare get biphobic on yourself. Have you and Cas really not gotten together yet? You both love eachother and Lord knows you find him attractive. What's the issue exactly, it's been years for Chuck's sake."

Now everyone was staring at Dean. Who was kinda sorta maybe turning incredibly red and tried to play it off with humor. "Uh. Not cool, Baby. You can't just out someone like that, and add the fact that I'm a bottom. This is betrayal, you know." He said, and nodded.

"Dean..?" Sam tried. "Sammy, just... I know, okay?"

"Dean... " Cas said deeply. "I-.. I know, Cas, I'm sorry, I never-" and oh.

-----

Sam could handle a little making out, but he's fairly sure he was gonna need ear bleach for the sounds that happened when Dean and Cas stumbled to Dean's room, joined at the lips.

Taglist: @ldthegreen

(yes we're imagining John Barrowman as Baby okay)

#destiel #human!impala #dean winchester #spn #castiel #supernatural #deancas #casdean #castiel x dean #dean x castiel #fanfiction #fanfics #destiel fanfic

[tragicromanceisland]

What Happens in Wonderland, Remains

Character x female reader

Chapter Three

“Cut! All right everyone great job. We’ll wrap up the shooting for this movie tomorrow morning.” The director exclaimed to the cast and crew.

Vil sighed as his assistant handed him a water bottle and a towel. Vil lowered his eyelids at the female assistant before him before taking the items from her.

“Thanks.” He murmured.

“you’re welcome. You have a ... with Vanifair magazine at 4:30 …. and there is also a … had me scheduled for 6:30 pm …”

Vil was in and out of listening to his assistant as he walked into his trailer. He had downed his water bottle in a minute and tossed it in the trash as he sat down at his vanity. He stared in the mirror, he was older now, more attractive, yet his eyes held his secrets. Held all the things he had done leading up from then until now.

“If you have nothing more to say please leave.”

His assistant raised her brows. “O-oh…right. Have a good evening then.” She remarked and left closing the door to his trailer behind him.

Before she walked away, she heard the shattering of another mirror. She lowered her eyes to the ground, clenching her phone tightly in her hand. If only he would let her help him. She knew him better than anyone and knew he was hurting. That was the tenth mirror in the past week. It all began at the gala a week ago. She sighed as she slowly walked away, Vil wouldn’t allow her to help him anyway she had already tried.

Blood dripped down his knuckles, as he gripped the edge of the vanity.

What do they know? I’m more attractive than those…potatoes. There’s no way (y/n) would have moved on. They’re lying. That’s not the reason she left…was it?

Vil felt his cheeks were damp as he frowned and walked over to the couch in his trailer and collapsed onto it. He worked so hard to get to where he was. He was sure his assistant was in love with him, but he couldn’t. He couldn’t date her. Mainly because another still held the other half of his heart and he wasn’t sure he would ever get it back. At least not until you returned.

I never would have seen myself falling in love. The worst part was finding out you were disguising yourself as a male when you were a female. I was sure I was the only one who knew right from the beginning.

He raised his bloodied knuckles up over his face as he recalled the last night, he saw you.

You sat waiting in the lounge of Pomefiore dorm. Vil was fixated on your form. Even with short hair, you were breathtaking. He never liked to admit it, the way you made his heart thunder within his chest. How your saccharine tone was music to his ears as you spoke. He had never felt this way about anyone. He was terrified to let someone in to really know him. Yet, you made it far too easy to let you slip inside the depths of his bleeding heart.

“(Y/n), I hope you weren’t waiting too long.” He announced as he stood tall with his head tilted to the side and a hand up close to his face.

“Vil,” You smiled as you stood up to face him. “It’s not a problem. I’m sorry to pull you away from your busy schedule.”

His brows arched, his heart leaping for joy at the mere sight of you. He cleared his throat.

“Have you made a choice?” He questioned as he took one more step to stand directly in front of you.

“Well…” You began as you looked away for a moment before meeting his gaze once more. “You know the mirror I told you about. There is someone who can take me back to where I belong. It turns out I’m from beyond the mirror. It’s why Crowley could never discover where I was from. Not that he could have cared less to investigate it.”

“Just get to the point.” He narrowed his eyes as he folded his arms over his chest.

“I’m leaving through the mirror.”

His eyes widened as his heart sank. “You’re leaving? Will you be back?”

You averted his gaze with your head lowered slightly as you held your arm.  “I’m not sure if I will be able to return right away when I cross over.”

He grabbed your shoulders as he knit his brows together. “(Y/n), don’t leave me. Not when you’re the only one who seems to understand me. Stay with me. I can ensure that you will live a comfortable life you won’t have to want for anything.”

You glanced up at him and when he saw your teary eyes it felt like his heart was being squeezed.

“If I give you an answer now, it will only hurt worse leaving you for so long.”

Vil normally didn’t openly give you affection so when he pulled you into his arms in the middle of the dorm lounge he didn’t care if anyone would see. He buried his face in the crook of your neck. You felt your whole body warm, as his breath caressed your skin sending a shiver down your spine.

“Return promptly (y/n) …I need you.”

Vil shook his recollection as he placed his palm over his face. How pathetic you would think he was if you saw him now. Yearning for you.

When will you return to me… (y/n)?

#twisted wonderland #vil schoenheit #vil x reader #original character #《🦋writes 》

[aziraphales-library]

Hello! Thank you for your wonderful blog! I know ‘mermay’ is almost over and you guys have /tons/ of request, but I was wondering if you have any mermaid/siren/sea or lake snake or monster sort of thing? It can be both of them or just one! I’ve found a few Naga Crowley ones but I’m struggling to find mermay fics. Again thank you so much for all you guys do!

Hello! We've recced some before here, here, here

Here's some more:

Cast the Stone and Create the Ripple by The_Bentley [E]

Crowley stared at him, yellow eyes narrowing. “You’ll have to excuse me for not trusting you. Never encountered your kind before. I suggest you get out of here because this much blood in the water is going to attract sharks.”

He twisted around, attempting once again to try to dive into the depths, but without his tail free that was proving impossible. He struggled even harder upon seeing his so-called rescuer pull a knife out of his belt.

“Not without you,” the land-dweller replied. “Hold still, please. These nets are meant to dig into skin the more one moves.”

“If you're going to kill me, please make it quick. Long, painful discorporations seem like a bad way to go.”

Prince Crowley is investigating the damage fishing vessels are doing to crops and homes in his father's underwater kingdom. Prince Aziraphale is supposed to be learning to become a scribe. Their worlds are about to collide, putting Crowley's life in danger and revealing that the land-dwelling angels and ocean-dwelling merdemons just might not be that different after all.

An Encounter of the Amphibious Kind by ladydragona [E]

Abandoned in a cave in the middle of the jungle was the last thing Aziraphale expected when he agreed to go on this research trip, he also wasn't expecting the being he would find there or how attracted to them he would be.

Pretty in Pink and Bold as Brass [M] by Sodium_Azide [M]

Abandoned by his team, Professor Aziraphale Fell is stranded alone in a mysterious cave and likely doomed. Then he discovers that he's not alone at all.

Sea Change by TawnyOwl95 [E]

His Majesty’s frigate Heaven is on a mission to return the Heart of the Sea and end the plague of monsters and bad weather that is destroying international trade routes and starving the empire to death.

Below decks, in Heaven’s brig, a captive merman and a convicted pirate are on missions of their own. Neither of which entirely align with that of Heaven.

The Length of Solitude Sound by Nadzieja [E]

Aziraphale has finally decided - he freed Crowley, the lonely merman from the London aquarium and vowed to bring him into the safety of the sea. So far he's managed to throw off the chase, but saying goodbye to Crowley on the last night before Aziraphale lets him go is just as difficult...

~Mod N

#merfolk #merperson crowley #sea snake crowley #monsters au #sea monster crowley #mod n #good omens au #adult omens

[adrianasunderworld]

ClaraxDire headcanons

Some stuff about Crowley and Clara

@marrondrawsalot @writing-heiress @mangacupcake

Clara and Dire have known each other since they were teenagers. Clara was spending the social season where Dires family lived and they saw each other at balls and tea parties all the time. All their interactions were in secret though, so as not to attract his aunt's attention, because she would find some way to ruin their friendship. Either she'd take the opportunity to throw her son at Clara for a match. Or force Dire into one. Or she'd refuse to let Dire talk to Clara anymore. Any number of things were not out of the realm of possibility, so Dire kept his new friend hidden.

However, it did not last forever. Clara and her mother would be moving on to Briar Valley, and Dire would stay where he was. They tried to write to each other, but with his aunt around who would undoubtedly notice all the letters coming in for Dire, they eventually lost contact for a long time.

They did not see each other again until Dire took the Headmage position at NRC and saw Clara at the first meeting for an interschool event. He immediately recognized her, but since Dire had the mask on and had hit a growth spurt since then, Clara did not immediately recognize him. Eventually she did though.

Clara: I didn’t realize at first with the mask, you also got much taller since then. You look so different.

Crowley: Is it at least a good different?

Clara: It is. 

They did not start their current arrangement though for a while. About a century ago, Clara was once engaged to a human man, but he broke it off and eventually married someone else. After that, Clara had little interest in a serious relationship and settled only on the occasional casual hook up and that’s where Dire comes in. Despite how often they butt heads sometimes, he was a source of comfort for her that helped her forget her ex-fiance. 

Pretty much their entire secret-but not really thing is on Clara. Because as much as she likes Dire, she isn’t sure how serious he is because, well, it’s Dire. The only man in her long life she had wanted to marry was her ex, and he was far more well adjusted and mature than Crowley. Dire would actually like to be serious and public, but knows Clara isn’t ready for that, so he goes along with whatever she wants. It isn’t until the happy accident that is Sialia happens that kinda forces them to have the “what are we, how are we going to go about this?” talk. And Clara knows Crowley is sticking around for the long run. 

Despite the fact that they argue a lot on school related matters (something that did not change from when they were young and enjoyed annoying each other), Dire genuinely trusts Clara and knows if he ever asked for help, she would, and the favor is returned. 

Clara is one of the few people that sees Dire without a mask. He even allows her to take it off him when they're alone. 

Dire is clingy when they are together and whines for attention. Like he will wrap his arms around her waist and not let go even though she’s doing something. Clara is not as vocal when she wants attention. More curling up with him on the couch or sitting silently on his lap. 

Dire gets jealous on occasion. Even before they were serious and only hooking up, he would get so insulted if Ambrose offered to do the Headmage dance instead for the annual ball. “No, it’s my role and I’ll do it!” Meanwhile Clara tends to laughs off any single parents trying to shoot their shot with Dire, but if they are getting too close for comfort is when she glares at them.

Lilia has had front row seats to them since the start. After Clara and her mother left for Briar Valley, is when She met and befriended Lilia. Lilia has witnessed every relationship Clara has had over the years and knows all about her sneaking around with Dire. Crowley is blissfully unaware of how much Lilia knows. He's waiting for the Crow to slip up so he can protective best friend mode.

#twisted wonderland #twst oc #dire crowley #twst crowley #dire crowley x oc #clara cristaleria #the white ash institute

[ineffablefool]

I was wondering if you finished and plan to publish the Umbrella AU? I checked your account and I couldn't find it anywhere (sorry if I just didn't notice). I would really gladly read it! (I desperately need it)

Finished, no; still plan to publish, though, yes.

I realized something like a year and a half ago that the story needed a structural overhaul from the beginning before I could move on to its conclusion. (Example: Crowley never actually indicates what he does for a living, in like six months of increasingly close friendship. Even when he hangs out at the bookshop for hours at a time "putting in some hours" on his laptop. So how does he pay his bills? I have no idea.) Then I didn't actually do it, because the ol' depression started getting so bad that "200 usable words on a short one-shot" became a really, really good week. (I used to write INNW chapters in 2-3 days. How.)

I know what it feels like when a story is no longer alive in my head, and this one is still kicking. It's just kicking on the other side of a door, and the door is closed, and there's a big pile of furniture built up blocking that door plus also a sign saying "Beware Of Leopard".

Would a probable outtake help? Looks like I rewrote the currently-last couple of chapters about a dozen times at the end of 2021, so here's the entirety of one chunk which I dropped midway through and I'm guessing probably won't pick up again:

--

[This human!Aziraphale is in his early 40s and has never been on a date or anything, and now somehow he seems to have become on smooching terms with Crowley. Some number of days or possibly weeks into this he asks Crowley whether Crowley is in love with him.]

"Well, I mean, hah." It was probably meant as a laugh, that sound. Perhaps Crowley was trying to smile. "Don't need to talk about all that so fast, do we? I mean, you -- you like me, like spending time with me, right? Angel?"

Aziraphale nodded, not looking up from where his hands now lay absolutely still together.

"Right -- and I… really like spending time with you, best part of my life these days, honestly -- w-which I don't mean to mean anything --"

The shiver in Crowley's voice was all the 'No' Aziraphale needed, really. Of course it wouldn't be that. There was a reason no one had ever so much as asked him out for coffee, let alone wanted to pursue a romance with him, and whatever that reason might be, it wasn't as though anything had changed. He was still only himself. And yes, at last, he'd found exactly one man who could be fond of him -- who could inexplicably find him physically attractive, who would actually want to kiss him -- but that was already more than he should ever have expected.

He was just one of those poor souls whose fate was to never be loved like that.

"It's all right," he said, cutting off Crowley's scramble for an answer. "I'm not expecting you to be."

"Aziraphale --"

There was a little catch in his throat, suddenly, although he wasn't quite sure where it had come from. "Goodness, I'm rather making a hash of things, aren't I? I didn't mean to push you into having to give the 'it's not you, it's me' speech quite so early…"

He raised his head, finally, trying on a reassuring smile, although he hoped that at least some of the terror would already be gone from Crowley's face.

Ah. Even worse: now the poor man looked absolutely heartbroken.

"Aziraphale," Crowley said again. "It isn't you."

"Please, you needn't --"

"And it isn't me either, it… urgh." At last Crowley pushed himself away from the wall, pacing without really seeming to be watching where he was going. His hands shoved through his hair, setting it to disarray and somehow looking even more handsome than before. "It isn't anyone. There isn't a thing."

--

Then Crowley would stumble through his explanation that in fact the answer is yes actually very much extremely yeah yes.

#RIP the longer version of this post that vanished forever when tumblr crashed on me #ineffablefool reply #ineffablefool original fiction #ifof: the one with the umbrella

[ababycoffeecollectionfan-blog]

Supernatural

I’m rewatching SPN for the convention in a few months, and I think the show would have been better if Dean was canon bisexual since season 1. Like, Sam knew but John didn’t. Dean liked going on hunts with Sam because he didn’t have to be in the closet. Sam didn’t understand why Dean hadn’t left their dad, who was outwardly homophonic. Dean would make jokes to Sam about how he has a better type in men than Sam, or things like that. When Sam goes on his thing about how he was meant to be a killer, Dean would be like “And I was me g to be straight, but I still fuck guys” or when Sam was upset that Dean sold his soul, Dean would joke “I’m gay, Sammy. I was already going to go to hell.” In season 2, Dean and Andy (The guy with the mind control powers) would have totally slept together. When people would assume that Dean and Sam were a couple, Dean would reply “I am so out of his league.” And explain they were siblings, and that Sam was straight. Dean could have had a scene when he came out to Bobby. Crowley and Dean would have had a canon sextual relationship instead of just subtextual.

Don’t get me started on Castile. After they first meet him, Bobby making fun of Dean for how smitten he was with Castile. Later, Dean kissing Cas during the day they all think they are gonna die. Dean blaming it on being drunk and Cas not understanding why Dean would like him. Sam knowing the truth. After Sam was brought back, and Cas said they have a more profound bond, Dean blushing and leaving the room. Sam asking Cas if he has feelings for Dean. Cas being confused, and Sam talking to him about romantic attraction.

Cas working with Crowley being all the more heartbreaking because Dean loved him, and he thought that Cas might love him back. Dean having a lunch or emotions when Cas died, and trying to get Sam okay, and then CAs comes back and takes on Sams insanity. And him being jealous of Meg.

The hole “Id rather have you, cursed or not..” Being explicitly romantic. Like, no subtext, it was just Deans way of saving he loved him and wanted to be with him. Then in purgatory, then being together, in canon. Having scenes where they kiss and CAs watching over a Dean as he sleeps because CAs doesn’t need sleep. Cas being protective of Dean and not really trusting Benny. Then Dean, coming back to life again, being devastated by Cas “abandoning” him, and being with Benny to distract him. Sam having reservations about Benny and why Dean moved on so fast.

Then when CAs comes back, Dean feeling guilty and happy. Cas wanting to be with Dean again, but being hurt when he finds about about Benny. Cas beating Dean up under mind control being sadder because instead of saying “I need you” Dean saying “I trust you”, “I believe in you” or “I love you.” Which causes CAs to stop. Then he heals Dean, kisses him for the first time since purgatory, and leaves.

Dean and CAs being able to be humans together when Cas can feel more human attraction to Dean, but still choosing to be an angle, even though it dampers his range of feelings for Dean. Dean understanding, but CAs still going out of his was to make Dean understand that he did not choose anything over Dean, and that Dean is everything to him.

Dean and Crowley relationship being the opposite of what CAs and Deans was. Where CAs and Dean shared small kisses and held hands, Dean and Crowley was lustful, not loving.

Cas confused with Dean and Amaras relationship. Dean confused with it as well. Dean introducing Cas to his mom as his boyfriend, the first time he called Cas that. (It was just something that everyone accepted, Dean and CAs were together) Cas being more focused on Jack breaks Dean heart a bit, and he gets jealous.

Dean grieving Cas on a level he never had before after Lucifer kills him becuase at that point they had been together for around 5 years. Dean resenting Jack because he blames him for Cas death, but also loving him because he is Cas’s son, and that’s what CAs would want.

Dean and Cas having Tombstone as their official back-together episode, where Jack asks about the relationship, and Cas explains how he loves Dean to him. Dean and CAs decide to get married. It’s a spur of the moment discussion, and they go to the courthouse and get married the same day (they fake a bunch of documents), and buy matching silver rings. Michal possessing Dean hurting Cas because he knew that Dean was never meant to be with him, Dean and Michael were the paring. Cas hating God for making Dean Moxbael’s sword. In the Lebanon episode, John and Dean having a moment where Dean tells John that he’s bisexual, and that he is in love with CAs, and his a hole monologue about how he cares about Cas and how amazing Cas in, Cas hearing it, and kissing Dean infrount of John. John shaking Cas hand and asking questions about angels. Sam being proud that Dean stood up to John.

Dean blaming Cas for Mary’s death. The heartbreak of Jacks death, as he was Dean and Cas’s son. Cas wanting to use it was a reason they would be together, Dean wanting nothing to do with Cas. In The Trap, having a scene where they talk about their relationship, and how they have to be honest with each other and how that is the only way it’s going to work. Dean, not completely forgiving CAs, but agreeing to give him a second (or 3rd or 4th) chance, because he loves him. Cas opening up about how it hurt him that Dean let Micheal posses him, and how he’s always felt insecure about that. Dean assuring CAs that he has nothing to feel insecure about, and assuring Cas that Dean always had and always will chose Cas over almost anyone, the only exception being Sam or Jack.

Dean screaming after Cas’s death. Him being completely devastated and crying and just broken after Cas died. Sam having to literally pick him up off the floor where he cried himself asleep and Sam already knowing what happened when he saw Dean in his state. Jack holding Dean afterwards and trying to comfort him, and Dean just drinking a lot to feel better.

Then when he dies, and he sees Bobby, and Bobby tells him CAs is here, he asks where and they have a happily ever after.

#Supernatural #destiel #spn #headcanon

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 293

Various & Sundry Villains

“Various & Sundry Villains”

Plot Description: as the brothers square off with two spellbinding sisters who are after the Black Grimoire, a notable figure reemerges, seeking the book for herself

(IT HAS TO BE MY GIRL ROWENAAAAAA!!! MOMMY RORO IS BACK, RIGHT?!)

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I also would be no match for this witch. Yeah, no. I’d be dead. She charmed him and then hit him over the head with a huge sledgehammer

Ah shit. I forgot Azmodeus had Cas and is impersonated him on the phone to the boys.

There’s a demon named Dipper?? What, did Bill Cipher possess him and they jumped channels?

Omg these witches are so cliche in their seduction techniques, and yet because magic, it works. Poor Dean didn’t stand a chance either (I do wonder if attraction has anything to do with how the charms work…maybe I would be ok)

Sam is me. Though Sam has even more reason to be skeptical of his brother’s new relationship and how fast it’s moving

Omg Dean, you don’t have to try to set Sam up with her sister. She only wants you for your grimoire

Mommy Roro’s grand reentrance to the narrative in those red high heeled leather boots though

I don’t like the sound of the big plans Azmodeus has got Castiel

Damn, Cas, really twisting the knife into your big brother re: Jack

Rowena’s the fakest bitch around and I love that about her. Like, everything she’s saying is laced with fake sweetness and concern, and the boys know that. But she keeps up the charade anyway and it’s delightful. I do not believe that she’s changed. I do believe it’ll be easier to find the grimoire with her

🥺 she actually seems truly sad to know Crowley sacrificed himself for the Winchesters and to keep lucifer in the apocalypse world

I don’t know if she’s just playing with Dean by asking him if the witches he encountered got to fifth base…Dean doesn’t seem to know either. Because neither of us know what that is (honestly the only thing my brain is coming up with is pegging. I might be too ace for this)

ARE THEY DOING A NECROMANCY?!?! I think I kind of want a show about them. I almost forgot they were murderers with no morals whatsoever for a second

Fucking hell, Cas. “Face it, you are useless and impotent and unnecessary, and you will die alone, unmourned.” Now, am I almost certain they’ve worked out some plan to free themselves? Yes, but that’s so harsh to say to Luci

Lucifer’s rage bringing back enough power 🥰 I do love these two together

This might be the most real Rowena’s ever been, talking to Sam about how scared of Lucifer she is

And yet she still played them 💖

Oh shit. She turned the sisters on each other

Sam gave her the spell to protect herself!!!!

It’s actually interesting that Sam had faith when they (or really HE) had a plan, and now Dean has faith now that they don’t

Oh god oh god oh god Rowena at her full power is so hot

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

[ryounyan]

Deep Night Thoughts.

Aziraphale is b1tch. Yeah, I literally hearing the rumbles and seeing fans becoming angry as a Zeus. Oh, yeah, Zeus is also b1tch but different kin.

Well, who I was spea... Oh, Aziraphale. Damsel in distress waiting for the hero. Yeah, that one, called Antonio Crowley... About "Antonio" and "Antony J. Crowley" is totally another post... Aziraphale is monstrous pedantic angelic being. For nearly 4000 or 5 000 years treated their favorite Demon as a toy. Because Aziraphale is living not against the rules and laws, but in between. As like a snake going up and down in circles or in wavy moves, Aziraphale is doing the same thing. Heaven was like "Nah, this one is most useless of us, let's put them in some small place like London...". Oh the Goodness!! The Principality that was the Guardian Angel of Eden!!!! How happened that so important work was done by someone with such huge lack of self-esteem?? Because it's not!! Aziraphale is always afraid that "bosses" will understand what is happening and how rules and laws can be outplayed. Let's give an unrealistic example. I am video game player. Usually prefer games where I can fined some sneak peak out of borders (OOB). Because it's curious. If there is a hole in the wall why not look what is on the other side?? And there is whole another World with different physics and functions. Some developers not patching tropes, because that doesn't ruin the game, but actually makes it more attractive. Some developers are obligated to patch everything. Aziraphale is a player that finding ways through and lets others join, of course offering some cup of tea and sweets. Aziraphale in first place was solo player. Only after meeting Crowley (another solo player that was ACTUALLY oobing... not a joke... Crowley is one of the developers that wanted to go more in deep that anyone). Aziraphale is the b1tch also because Aziraphale is Fallen Angel without Falling. Aziraphale find the "legal" ways for that. When Crowley was too direct and "hang around wrong people".

They both are snakes... Oh my!!!! Holly Glory!!!! Around the Globe existing so many legends and myths about two snakes that created the Chaos and Universe. Somehow it makes sense...

About playing with Crowley as with toy. Aziraphale understand long Time ago the feeling about Crowley, but being afraid of loosing the privilege of going out of boundaries, that's why Aziraphale multiple times is speaking about how must be or not, because staying on thinner ice request the divine ability of balance and lightness. And for archive them are needed self-control and talent of manipulation.

Aziraphale is not so easy and simple. Aziraphale own the personal tartan pattern and abilities to manage the Heaven.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley

[ira-hydrangea]

An idea from @aikobacha.

Save the Prefect!!

This is quite a bizarre day. Who would think that RSA will come to NRC for some quick study tour? WHAT ON EARTH DID THAT TWO HEADMASTERS THINK?!

Y/n is on a very strong headache this morning. All they heard is the cursed words from the trio idiot.

Ace: UGH! Seeing their face earlier this morning will make my stomach hurt.

Deuce: Calm down Ace. Maybe it would not be so bad...

Grim: What is on that crow head? Letting the school rival inside your turf? Even this great Grim knows it's not a good idea.

Y/n: Let's just hope today will not be to chaotic-

A loud voice comes from the end of the hallways. The unknown students wearing the RSA uniform shout while pointing at you.

Y/n: Me?

The student walks to you and stop in front of you with roses scattered around.

Unknown students: To think I would find such a treasure in this wretched place. What is the beauty such as yourself doing?

Y/n: Excuse me?

Unknown students of RSA: How very rude of me... My name is-

Ace: Yeah.. Yeah... Get off them. We are late for class.

Ace just grab Y/n hands and walk faster but this crazy student blocking his path.

Unknown student: Unhand this beautiful maiden! You brute. That's is not how you treat such a treasure.

Grim: I don't what he talking about but he pissed me off.

The student looks at Y/n's glazing eyes and assumes that they asking for help. With how tears start to form in that beautiful eyes. Y/n just feel very itchy in their eyes but can not do anything because both of their hand is on Ace and Deuce grip.

Deuce: Listen here. We are kinda in the rush so can you move from there or do you want me to do it for you?

Unknown student: I think I understand...

The group: ???

Unknown Student: I KNOW THE NRC IS SUCH A LOW PLACE BUT TO THINK YOU WILL HOLD THIS PRINCESS CAPTIVE?!

Ace: WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THAT?!?!

Unknown Student: Don't you worry, dear treasure. I will save you from this brute!

Deuce: If it's a fight that you want. I will give it to you...

Y/n: ....

Grim: Y/n, can you stop attracting some weirdo?

Y/n: How is that my faul- AHH!

The group: Y/N!!!!

Unknown Student: Well done, my brother. We need to save dear princess after all!

Y/n is being held like bridal by other RSA students and he currently running away. Ace, Deuce, and Grim run to take Y/n back.

Ace: GIVE THEM BACK!

Deuce: I will break your neck if you didn't give them back!

Grin: AND I WILL ROAST YOU!!

---------------------------------------------------

Heartslabyul:

Riddle is in the middle of the tour when a loud voice interrupted them.

Riddle: What is going on?!

RSA students come zooming off them with Y/n still in their arms. Ace appears not long after.

Ace: DORM LEADER! THAT STUDENT IS KIDNAPPING OUR PREFECT.

Riddle: WHAT?!?!

Riddle activated his unique magic but it miss the RSA students neck. Soon they join the ridiculous chase. Trey followed because he need to look out for Riddle and Cater for his post.

Cater: Hello, dear NRC~ We on a dire situation right now. Our dear prefect Y/n is being kidnapped right now. What would happen now? Stay tuned on my live for more information~

Y/n: CATER!!! YOU NOT HELPING!!

Cater: SORRY~

And the rest of NRC soon joined the race to save their dear prefect. While Y/n? They have been tossed around from one RSA student to another. Idia even tries to help by activating the Ignihyde security system. Leona is leading Savanaclaw to take Y/n back. Azul is sending Jade and Floyd to help. Kalim comes with his magic carpet along with Jamil. Vil? He just sends Rook while he prepared the potent poison. And Malleus?? Well he...

Sebek: WAKA-SAMA!! YOU CAN'T CHANGE TO YOUR DRAGON FORM HERE!!

Lilia: Calm down Malleus. Your child of man will be save.

Silver: We better join the chase now...

Meanwhile, our dear headmaster only watches from his office windows along with Ambrose.

Ambrose: Your school really have change, huh?

Crowley: Of course they are! Isn't this a lovely sight?

Crewel: I show you lovely if you didn't disperse the situation right now and save my puppy from this wild dog!

Crowley: *gulp* Can't we wait?

Crewel: *glare*

Crowel: I'm on my way!

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst dorm leaders #twst headcanons #twst

[floral-poisons]

twst characters: their roles in a teen movie

another random thought that just came into my brain. i was thinking about teen movies and it had me assigning certain roles and archetypes to certain characters. i have one for horror movies done already. the next one is their roles in a rom com.

this one does feel a little bit general. like a what the twst cast would be if they were in a normal high school. might do a list like that one day.

NRC STAFF

dire crowley

the headmaster/principal. no explanation needed here. he just sits back and observes the chaos in his school.

ashton vargas

the pe teacher. probably a coach for a bunch of different spots teams. was a former athlete himself but got an injury that caused him to retire from that prospective career early. probably exactly like the coach from mean girls (without the making out with teenage girls part, nasty).

mozus trein

the english teacher that provides a safe space for the gay kids. enough said. computer background is his cat. no phones in class type of person too.

divus crewel

the chemistry teacher. very fashionable even if it’s not practical during the lab. single and isn’t much help at extra help. probably an advisor to a few clubs. makes things hard for no apparent reason.

sam

a foreign language teacher, probably french. he’s one of the cool ones. willing to take students on a trip to france in order for them to improve their french skills. his class is entirely in french however.

DIASOMNIA

malleus draconia

the new kid. just arrived in school and is shy and awkward at making friends. hasn’t been around people, probably moves a lot. but he’s attractive and immediately gets noticed by the queen bee. accidentally falls prey to the dangers of popularity.

lilia vanrouge

the senior. he’s there and present, mostly because he’s a friend of the love interest. represents the anxieties about college felt. having a mental breakdown like every period probably. but he knows how the school runs and he’s the new kid’s guide.

silver

the straight a student. constantly sleeping because he doesn’t get enough sleep. man pulls all nighters basically five times a week and sleeps in a lot. won’t text or call often. but he’s really smart and gets his work done. worries too much about grades however.

sebek zigvolt

the teacher’s pet. or the strict ra in those prep schools. he follows the rules and is very much a by the book type of student. won’t accept anything that goes against the rules. he really dislikes silver because silver falls asleep in class so often.

HEARTSLABYUL

riddle rosehearts

PRESIDENT OF THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT. strict and always planning events. but also kind of boring. he won by a landslide and won SO EARLY during his academic career too. need i say more?

trey clover

the mathlete. it might be the glasses that give me the vibes of a mathlete but he’s a mathlete. really good at math and probably taking high level classes. little nerdy but with a bit of fixing up he can look amazing.

cater diamond

the queen bee who also wants to be an influencer. he’s not exactly mean but his tongue is sharp and there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike him. he’s actually a nice person underneath the surface. he just needs to find a better outlet for his emotions like regina george.

ace trappola

the anarchist. he doesn’t like the social order of the school. call him janis ian. artistic and could care less about social norms. makes a lot of jokes which is why the audience loves him. but his raw emotions come out when he realizes that the new kid has become one of them. at least he’s upfront about how mean he is.

deuce spade

the band kid. seemingly calm and innocent. but underneath that exterior is someone who is full of chaotic energy. he probably plays a bass instrument. definitely in marching band and definitely goes to band camp and definitely starts off stories with, “this one time at band camp...”

POMEFIORE

vil schoenheit

the theater kid who’s also puts up a primadonna front. has an ongoing rivalry with the rival school’s primadonna (neige obviously). while he’s not THAT theater kid, it’s easy to tell he is one. puts a lot of effort into his appearance because he believes that’s people’s first impression of him and they need a good impression of him.

rook hunt

the person that specializes in makeovers. basically he would be all of queer eye in one person. really good at making people feel confident in themselves and amplifying their great qualities, as well as sticking to natural beauty. he doesn’t change anything about a person because he doesn’t need to. everyone’s beautiful. they just need the right tools.

epel felmier

the person you think is rich but they don’t have as much money as you thought they did. he blends in with the popular crowd and certainly looks the part. beautiful, fashionable clothes. but when you actually go over to his place, it’s not as grandiose as you thought. in fact, it’s perfectly average. a middle class home. and he doesn’t bring his rich friends over because he knows they will judge.

SAVANACLAW

leona kingscholar

the college bound brother. he’s mentioned briefly a few times and that’s it. he’s not in the movie because he’s not a teen.

ruggie bucchi

the student with a scholarship at an elite rich institution. doesn’t like the popular rich crowd for a reason and stays in his own lane. works hard and works smart. to make money on the side, he definitely writes essays for this kids who can’t do anything for themself. and he charges a lot for a killer essay.

jack howl

the jock with a heart of gold. i also wanna say he would be a bit of a himbo too. like he’s fine academic wise. in fact, he’s really smart which you wouldn’t expect from a stereotypical jock. but when it comes to life? he’s a little clueless. he’s the type who didn’t know oven mitts existed and when he got them as a gift, his eyes sparkled because what a life saver.

OCTAVINELLE

azul ashengrotto

the one that does everyone’s homework for them. wants the money and he’s smart anyways. will give out answers and because he’s seen as a teacher’s pet, he’s able to somehow access the answer sheet and questions for the test. people pay good money for it.

jade leech

the model student. a little bit boring but he’s there. present in the movie but no one pays much attention to him. he prefers to keep to himself while all the drama goes on.

floyd leech

the troublemaker. constantly, constantly getting in trouble with authority figures. is smart but doesn’t feel like applying himself. has a twin brother who wishes he would take schooling more seriously. but he definitely has interesting takes on the system. has one teacher that hasn’t given up on him yet.

SCARABIA

kalim al-asim

the rich kid. he’s actually really nice but the amount of money he has is just...so much. so much money. lot of people want to be his friend because he has so much money so he’s actually pretty lonely. little artsy too. has little to no experience with relationships though.

jamil viper

the best friend. best friend to the rich kid and is constantly in second place. has to listen to kalim talking about his day and doesn’t really get a say in the movie much. supporting. would be a token character.

IGNIHYDE

idia shroud

the unpopular person who gets a complete makeover and redo. he was a loner until getting into the popular crowd and his appearance got completely renovated. he suddenly started to be noticed by everyone which unnerved him. and unlike the new person, he didn’t let the popularity get to his head. instead, he stayed the same introverted person as he was with just a little more confidence.

#twisted wonderland #twst #pomefiore #savanaclaw #diasomnia #heartslabyul #scarabia #ignihyde #octavinelle #nrc staff #jack howl #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #ace trappola #cater diamond #deuce spade #trey clover #riddle rosehearts #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #epel felmier #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #kalim al asim #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech

[zackcrazyvalentine]

i am the anon who asked earlier about the character limit ! i’m ready to send my ask now-

so could you write something about a female mc (or gender neutral it’s up to you !) that doesn’t take a shit form anyone ? like when someone bother she just “tsk” before threatening them and the bois are like “wtf that was kind of hot tho-“ .

i can see them just simping for her like we simp for them and it’s making me laugh-

also i’m not really sure if you write for them but a small reaction of perhaps side-characters to her ?

i’m really asking for too much skdkdjdksowkw-

thank for reading it and i hope i’m not bothering you ! ( ´ ▽ ` )

Alright, for this one, anon allowed me to pick some Twst guys to react to MC

But, ahem…. hope they’re (and y’all are) happy with the way I carried this out

Neige (& dwarves) + Che’nya are also included, as they wished to see side characters react to this MC too

Let’s get started (bc it’s loooong)~! 

HAPPY 1st ANNIVERSARY, EVERYONE!! 🥳🎉

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OVERVIEW

Heartslabyul: Riddle is very surprised at her behavior and may scold her for it, but he secretly admires the confidence and will to stand up for herself. Trey is also taken aback, but well… if that helps her get through NRC, fine by him (he pretends not to see). Cater SIIIIIIMPS like duuuude THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT HE DESIRES TO HAVE AGAINST HIS SISTERS (she’s his role model now). And man, do I even need to say what Ace and Deuce think? PLAIN FUN, and they simp, Deuce a little more than Ace.

Savanaclaw SIMPS and simps HARD. Ruggie and Leona due to females in Afterglow Savana being overall more respected. Not to mention IRL lionesse are in charge of hunting and female hyenas are the dominant ones in pairs. Jack I see as someone who admires people who are strong and can stand for themselves, and a no bullshit MC is wow… but perhaps he thinks maybe she could be a little more polite.

Octavinelle is a little hard to read. Azul first is very surprised and a bit offended, but once he finds out she acts this way towards everyone and anyone… Be ready to become his 3rd bodyguard lol. Leech Twins adore to annoy her, Floyd provokes her more with tugs and shoves while Jade can just throw ANY comment her way with that smile to trigger the instinct; she’s become their little plaything of sorts.

Scarabia: Kalim is SHOOKED!!!! The first time he hears her comments leaves him with a surprised pikachu face. Jamil is startled a bit, but man… SIMPS, and is like "you speak my inner thoughts".

Pomefiore: Vil is also VERY surprised, but admires the way she so willingly defends herself with only words and harsh glares (anger looks very pretty on her). Rook SIMP, yuuup. He's amazed at how just one comment and death stare from her has magic wielders cowering in fear, gets goosebumps from excitement when those are directed at him. Epel simps too! Like DAMN HE WANTS TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF LIKE THAT!!! No more stupid etiquette classes, time to be tough! (Vil quickly turns his plan to dirt tho lol)

Ignihyde: Idia is ?????? At times, he's very intimidated by her, but on other occasions he's ready to talk back (this especially when he's communicating through the tablet). Ortho is shook, too. For someone who comes from another world and is scared by many possible scenarios in this Wonderland, they're surprisingly brave. He likes her! Get ready to be his Big sis

Oh man, Diasomnia… Malleus is surprised when he first sees the change of attitude, since she's nice in his nightly visits to Ramshackle, but very soon he'll be like "I like this human" Slowly becomes her simp.  Lilia is VERY amused by her behavior and sometimes likes to provoke her. As soon as a threat is thrown his way, however, he'll be ready to throw one back as he smiles brightly. Silver is surprised, they all cower before her, how?! He may or may not simp, but he absolutely looks up to her (wishes to be more assertive like that). Boy oh boy… Sebek… SHOOKED; just try to say something rude to his Young Master, get ready for the loudest "EXCUSE ME?!" and following rant. Shooked and shooked TO THE CORE.

ALL the staff are very irritated by her antics, but the ones more vocal about it that have a little back and forth with her are Crowley and Crewel. Sam just laughs it off, besides it's rare for her to threaten him (mainly bc he gives special discounts for her).

BOY...RSA… Neige is SHOOKED, but rudeness never stopped him from making friends and pull a smile out of them (well, ya better stop right there bc she's ready to PUNCH). Needless to say, majority of dwarves are surprised too… except, Grant who just chuckles and says like Jamil "speaking my inner thoughts".  Che'nya acts as if it's the most normal thing, doesn't flinch back or anything ("we're all mad in our own ways~ it's the norm here")

In the end, all of them simp for her, one way or another~ (and let her get away with a handful of stuff bc simps)

Heartslabyul

"Aren't you the cutest little thing~? Look at your lil' nose sniffing my finger so adorably!!" The [color] haired girl gushed at the hedgehog in her hand, carefully petting its colorful quills.

Someone sighed in irritation at her behavior, "Stop that! We're not allowed to pamper the hedgehogs like that, so cut it off!"

[Color] eyes narrowed at the intruder, "And who here says I care what you, or the rules, say? They're animals, pets practically. You need to show them affection for them to live long, happy lives, dumbass."

At the small scene, Trey interrupted, “Let's please act accordingly. Come on, we need help painting the roses." The 3rd year signaled the other Heartslabyul student to follow.

"What?! No, not fair! How come she's not getting punished for this when we get scolded for it?!" He raised his voice.

"Hey now, leave [Name]-chan alone, she isn’t bothering anyone. Be a good kouhai and listen to Trey-senpai. Remember vice dorm leader is just as respected as dorm leader here." Cater cut in, trying to somehow make things lighter.

"Bull-!" Before the guy could even finish his sentence, Riddle appeared.

"What seems to be the matter here? At this rate, if you keep getting distracted with unimportant things, we won't have our preparations ready." The redhead followed their gazes to the girl sitting on the floor surrounded by a rainbow of hedgehogs.

"Ah, I understand." Riddle nodded.

"Thank-!" However, the student was once more cut off by the 2nd year.

"[Surname] was appointed by me personally as hedgehog caretaker. Her activities consist of cleaning cages, feeding, and the important task of pampering them with affection and love." Heartslabyul's dorm head explained, "We do play croquet frequently, and many 1st years don't treat our animals superb. Not to mention, it is said the Queen of Hearts herself would pamper her hedgehog just like [Surname] is doing… Admirable, don’t you think?"

"Are we clear now?" Slate grey eyes looked sternly at his dormmate.

Defeated, the boy accepted. "Yes, dorm leader Rosehearts."

"Go help Cater and Trey with rose duty." Riddle dismissed the boy.

On his way out, a certain troublesome 1st year made an indirect comment.

"That's why you get informed before complaining about things~" Ace teased.

Deuce smacked his friend on the back of the head, "Shut it, we committed the same mistake when we first saw [Name] baby talking the hedgehogs."

"H-Hey! There was no need to reveal that!"

Savanaclaw

Full cafeteria, the worst scenario ever. Not to mention both [Name] and Grim were starving.

So, when she saw an opportunity to get in line for the (oddly) short line for [fav. food], she did. However…

“What the fuck’s up with you?! Just because you’re a girl ya think ya get special treatment, dumbass?!” Some random rude student said.

Oh, bad move, idiot.

All [Name] had to do was throw an icy glare their way and turn away slowly for the boy to tremble in his socks.

Human and Grim picked their full and finally headed to any empty spot available, which resulted in them sitting with the Savanaclaw students, who watched the scene unfold.

“[Name]-san, that’s some temper you’ve got-” Ruggie began talking, but was immediately silenced by the same icy stare.

“To hell with that, I am hungry and ready to destroy the world, so better keep your mouth shut to see your future.” The girl grumbled, taking the first bite of her precious meal.

Three pairs of ears flattened in shock, looking at one another to agree on what they experienced right now.

“Wait a second…” Ruggie thought, breath hitching after receiving such cold glare.

Jack kept a watchful eye as he drank his water, strange warmth crawled up his face. “That was…”

Leona, for once, looked awake enough. Green eyes with a tinge of respect reflected in them, teasing smile slowly developing on his face. “Seems like the herbivore has some fight in her… Nice, very nice…”

“That was… very attractive…” The trio gulped down whatever they were eating, before averting their gaze elsewhere to hide the blush. Except Leona, he chuckled silently before looking down at his plate to recover from the little display of power from her part.

Meanwhile, the otherworldly student and cat monster shared a confused look. “Weirdos… Do they enjoy seeing me eat? Yeah, not sitting down with them again.” [Name] decided.

Octavinelle

"Keobi-chan~!"

"Not again…" [Name] grumbled between teeth. Just as she thought she was out and away from the whole Octavinelle trio, these two come again for her.

"Let's go, koebi-chan! Azul wasn’t done talking with you~” Floyd grabbed onto her arm and tugged.

“You two never know when to stop, or do you?” Grim swiped at Floyd’s hand as best he could from the girl’s shoulder.

Then came the chuckle she hated most, that instantly ignited that fight or flight instinct in her. “Please, Floyd is simply stating the truth. Azul is adamant in speaking to [Surname]-san, it’s only expected of her to allow him some time. After all, he was so gracious to lend his help when she most needed.” Jade linked his arm with her free on and began walking.

“Oi! Get your hands off me! I’ve heard enough from Azul! I’ve declined the offer more than enough times for it to get through his head!” The [hair color] stood her ground as much she could, but the two towering eels still dragged her to their destination.

Floyd laughed, “Little shrimp fighting for her life when she’s already lost~” He shot Jade a look and his twin immediately knew what he wanted to do. They lifted her from the ground and began swaying side to side.

“What the hell?! Let me down, let me go! I’ve had enough of you! We’ve helped Azul more than enough already!” [Name] and Grim were left to flair and yell more protests while the twins chuckled and laughed at their predicament.

Eventually, they arrived at Octavinelle and the two-halves-of-a-whole students were plopped down onto the couch inside Azul’s V.I.P. office. The tweels left them with those sinister pointy teethed smiles of theirs, sending chills down the duo’s spines.

“Now now, [Name]-san, Grim-san, do keep your voice down. I’ve got a deal much better than our last offer. Hear me out, now would you?” Azul spoke, suave and sleazy as ever.

“No, cut it out already! Just accept I won’t-!” Her complaints were interrupted by the octomer’s firm statement.

“One meal!” After noticing he had their attention, the dorm leader continued, “One free meal for the two of you each day, along with some Madol… All for [Name]-san’s intimidation services and Grim-san cleaning dishes.”

“Make it TWO meals and it’s a deal!” Grim quickfired.

“NO! No, no!” The [color] eyed refuted. She leaned close to Ashengrotto over the desk, eyes narrow and eyebrows furrowed, “...Make it two free meals AND drinks daily, with a nice pay… and throw in some deluxe tuna cans from time to time…”

Grim perked up at that, eyes shifting from human to merman as they stared each other down to see who relented first.

Azul sighed, “Very well…” A gloved hand came forward, “Have we got a deal?”

[Eye color] looked into baby blue, before nodding and shaking his hand. “A deal it is, but” [Name] leaned even closer, right on the gray haired’s face, “Let it be known that just you fail once on giving the pay and it’s over, Ashengrotto.”

He snorted, “Oh, no need to worry about that, I always hold onto my end of the contract.” Taunting gaze mocked the [hair color], “The thing is, can you?”

“This damn Octavinelle people..!” [Name] felt fire light up her veins from anger and irritation at his words.

Scarabia

“Grim, look! We once more have a delicious cream cheese for you to enjoy with crackers!” The ever excitable Kalim exclaimed, reading a pair of crackers to feed Grim.

Before his hand could get any close to the scared cat’s face, [skin tone] hads grabbed his wrist to stop him. “Kalim, how many more times do I have to tell you?! Stop that!” An exasperated sigh followed her words. She let go of his arm.

Kalim (and pretty much all of Scarabia) looked at her. “No, not those big round cute ruby eyes…” The girl thought, feeling herself relent already. “Only for you… only for this ray of sunshine will I try to be less on the fence…”

[Name] cleared her throat, “W-Why don’t you… try asking Grim properly if he would like some first, instead of just shoving the food in his mouth!” An awkward giggle left her lips. “Was that better?! That did not sound better, at all! No!! It was harsh!” 

Silence carried on afterwards, making her feel even more awkward and nervous of her actions. There’s a first time for everything.

“She’s right on that. You understand, don’t you, Kalim?” Jamil broke the silence, turning everyone’s eyes to him now. “As host, you should offer your visits amenities correctly, not force them upon them.” The dark haired boy remained focused on his plate of curry while he informed his dormmate.

“Oh! Of course, of course!” The dorm leader snapped out of his zoning out, “Apologies! Grim, would you like to try the cream cheese?” Kalim recovered his pep, bringing close the plate of cheese and crackers to Grim.

“Ah… No, thank you…” The monster declined. “However… I would like to try the dates you have over there.”

“Sure, no worries! Try as much food as you like! This banquet is for everyone to enjoy, after all!” Just like that, everyone’s spirits were lifted, and the party returned to its full swing.

From across the table, Jamil threw the [hair color] a smirk and a nod. She looked away with a faint blush on her cheeks.

Pomefiore

“She dares show her face here, dressed like that?”

“And with a stinky, dirty raccoon hanging from her shoulder.”

“As always, these pretentious idiots…” [Name] tried to steel herself, taking deep breaths as she carried on towards the Pomefiore common room. Vil asked for her presence here for some idea he had in mind and wanted to carry on.

“Fuh-nyah, this place always smells like perfume… Has me sneezing all over, eugh.” Grim rubbed his nose to ease the itching.

The girl giggled lightly, petting her companion. “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to the smell in a few seconds.”

“Ah, Trickster [Name], Monsieur Hirsute! Bienvenue à Pomefiore!” Rook welcomed them, as colorful as ever.

“[N-Name]? You’ve been… summoned here, as well?” Epel seemed surprised to see his friends here.

Vil stood up from the throne, “And just in time you’re both here. Could’ve done with a few extra minutes of head start, but at least you’re here and didn't arrive late.” The elegant 3rd year went over to explain his idea to the 1st years.

However, as the dorm head explained, the comments continued…

“Seriously, can’t she take the hint she’s not wanted here?”

“As a girl, she should know to take better care for herself.”

“Alright that’s it.” The Ramshackle prefect took a very deep breath and interrupted Vil, “Yeah, uh, apologies for cutting you off, but let me take care of some matters.” Turning around, the [color] haired looked over at the group that kept saying unasked opinions.

“Hey, you pompous people with deliriums of grandiose!” At the start of her screaming, Vil and Rook braced for the worse while Epel drew a very big smirk.

Everyone kept their dignified faces, sure that their dorm leader and vice head would have their backs.

“I dress bad? I don’t take care of my skin, nails, lips, hair? Grim isn’t always smelling nice?”

“Hey! What with that, [Name]?!”  “Shush, you…”

“Just because I’m a girl you dare assume what I should act like?!” She scoffed, “Well, let me see you survive in a world far different than your own, disoriented and with no means to go back, live on a tight budget along with your equally as disoriented monster friend, with the only clothes you own being very mistreated and old uniforms students left in a rundown dorm!”

Everyone looked at her and murmured.

One of the students spoke up, practically laughing at her face, “What? Want us to feel pity for you? Sounds to me like you’re not trying hard enough.”

Grim himself was ready to burn this scum to a crisp, but thankfully, someone else stepped in to defend their friends.

“Oh? Like you’ve clearly not been doing?” Vil glared at the boy harshly. “Don’t think just because you’re good looking you have an immediate pass to be a student of Pomefiore, of NRC. Your grades are lacking, and for someone in this dorm to be that terrible in alchemy is ruinous. Seriously, an F in potion making? You strive to be as resourceful and tenacious as the Beautiful Queen by not being able to brew even a simple potion?”

The mob cowered back, shocked at their dorm head speaking that way to them.

“Doesn’t feel good to have yer flaws n’ failures spoken of, eh?” Epel yelled from a few miles back. He could see Schoenheit stiffen at the use of his distinct accent, but the farmer boy could care less in this moment… and so did Vil.

Rook stepped over with a friendly smile, placing a hand on the student's shoulder and on Vil’s. “Please rest the case, lest we want our hearts and faces wrinkle up from anger and stress.” The hunter squeezed the boy’s shoulder, applying pressure on one of the nerves to get the message across. In case that was not enough, narrow green eyes spared him a side glance full of ill-intent, “Any more comments like that, and your heart will be carved out of your rib cage and go in a jewelry chest to display as a trophy.” Was his message.

“Y-Yes, Rook-senpai!” The mob immediately answered and made their way out to somewhere else.

The actor rubbed the bridge of his nose at the scene, “I apologize on behalf of my dorm, those types of comments are absolutely not tolerated, but there seem to be more potatoes to wrangle than what I imagined.” He sighed, “But anyways! Let us continue with our original plans. [Name], Grim, Epel, follow me. We shall start with having you all take a nice bath and do proper skincare...and furcare, I suppose.”

“Oh, I would very much like some hypermosturizing serums and a bathbomb or oils to help destress, please!” The [hair color] said.

Vil chuckled a bit, “After that, you need all the lavender oils in the water.”

“Wait, does that mean…?!” Epel became unsettled and looked at Grim.

The monster finished the lilac haired boy’s thought, “We’re gonna end up smelling like a potpourri or somethin’?!”

Rook came behind them, pushing them lightly forward to walk in the other two’s direction. “Come now, moniseurs! Bath time is a great time to spend relaxing and planning your activities for the day!” 

The rowdy duo only groaned at his words.

Ignihyde

“Oh, [Name] [Surname]-san, that was an amazing play!” Ortho congratulated while spectating the game going on between you and his brother.

The girl chuckled, “Thanks, Ortho… Did that specifically to show your brother not to underestimate a magicless human’s abilities in games such as this.” Sizzling could be heard coming from the older Shroud as he silently fumed, but his flaming hair betrayed his silence.

“That’s right, get mad and lose your temper. It’ll be easier to defeat you like that… defeat you once more.” [Color] lips turned into a mocking smile. “Talk shit, get hit, bruh!”

Idia desperately played his following moves, a supposed combo to take you down considerably. “I don’t believe you’ll keep that smile in your face for long.”

She chuckled, ominously now, “Ohoho, I believe I will be keeping this smile… and victory with me~!” The 1st year kept laughing as she played her last strategy, leading to his defeat for the 6th? 10th? time today.

The dorm head took a deep breath before he could yell his frustration out, hair turning a shade of dull red, telling the other occupants of the room of his temper.

“How’s that for underestimating the skills of a human, Idia? Tired or eating your dirt yet or not? Told ya this would only lead to absolute defeat-!” Before [Surname] could boast some more, Idia stood up and dropped himself on his bed, back turned to them all.

The robot boy floated over to the enraged 3rd year. “Big brother? Your vitals are erratic, heartbeat is quick and body temperature is on the raise. Would you like some help relaxing?”

“I believe it’s better to let him be, Ortho.” The girl reassured. “Wanna play a game with me? See if you can beat me?” She suggested.

The android quickly cheered up, “I would love to!”

- Few minutes later -

[Color] eyes stared at victorious play.

5 times… It had only been 30 minutes and already 5 times… She was beaten by the younger Shroud 5 times already!

Ortho smiles at her (or at least she assumed, with him keeping his mouth coveron). “This is entertaining, [Name] [Surname]-san! Can we play one more time?” Those innocent yellow eyes looked up at her tired, irritated ones.

“I- uuuh… S-Sure, Ortho..!” A strained smile stretched her lips.

Idia sat down somewhere near, teasing pointy smile on his face now. “How does it feel, [Surname]?”

“Shut the hell up, Shroud, you’re no one to speak like that.” The girl whispered through gritted teeth.

Diasomia

Blah, blah, blah… chatter, chatter, chatter…Loud booming voice annoying everyone around.

“Alright, damn it all!” [Name] slammed her hand on the table. “For the love of all that's holy, shut the hell up, Sebek!!”

Everyone was stunned for a moment at the outburst, Silver jumped awake at the shouting.

Sebek looked at her with the most indignant look, “Excuse you?! That is something extremely rude to say! Even more so because you interrupted my conversation with the Young Master!”

“What do you even mean?! You interrupted my conversation with Malleus in an even more impolite way first!” She reminded her fellow 1st year.

Zigvolt scoffed, “Only because you don’t possibly have anything of interest to speak with Master Malleus.”

“Sebek I swear to god!”

“Silence, human! Stop pestering us!”

“You are the one doing the pestering here!”

And just like that, both students began bickering.

Silver looked at Lilia, “Don’t you think we should do something about this?”

The old fae sighed into his tea cup, placing it back down before taking a sip. “We absolutely must, Sebek’s voice was already inflicting a headache, now we have... that…” Red eyes looked at the brash underclassmen arguing.

Malleus, meanwhile, rubbed his temples at their antics.

“Children, stop it now or else-” Vanrouge noticed how his words were going unnoticed, so he decided to raise his voice some. “Children-” More shouting, silencing his call for attention.

“Children!” Lilia’s voice boomed around the room, along with the stomping of his heel on the stone floor. The surround sound effectively made the misbehaving students shut up.

“Thank you.” He said with a closed eyes smile, “Now, to settle your senseless screaming, why don’t we try asking Malleus himself what he believes happened, hm?” The bat suggested, turning to look into lime eyes to urge his master to speak up.

“Oh..! Hmm… Well… It is true Sebek interrupted the conversation I was having with the child of man,” [Name] looked at her friend with an I-told-you-so smile, “And I disagree with him, [Surname] was telling me very interesting things about her life and experiences in this Wonderland.” That made the girl stand even prouder.

“However,” The pistachio haired male looked at his superior with hope in his eyes, “I agree with his comment on how interrupting conversations the way [Surname] did is very rude.” Now it was his turn to boast a little. “But let’s not forget he interrupted us first, and therefore is rude himself.” Sebek deflated at that.

Lilia clapped his hands with a bright smile, “Problem solved! Now,” The fae looked at the tall 1st year, “Sebek, dear, [Name] is our guest today, treat her with respect. She is Malleus’ specially invited guest, let her spend her time occupying our leader’s time as she pleases. He invited her for that reason, after all.”

“U-Understood, Lilia-sama…” Zigvolt agreed against his will.

“Thank you, Lilia!” [Name] thanked at the same time Sebek spoke.

“Very well, let us enjoy our tea time in peace now.” Finally, the youthful soul sat down and picked up his cup to take a much needed sip of the amber liquid. “Young ones these days, I swear...”

NRC Staff

Shouting and yelling resounded around the meeting hall, leading Mozus to rub the bridge of his nose to try and ease the oncoming headache.

“Hello-!” Vargas was cut off.

“Not now, Professor Vargas, I need to knock some sense into this crow!” The 1st year yelled at the muscular P.E. teacher.

He sat down near Trein with a sigh, “They’re at it again this week?”

“Yes, they are…” The old man grunted.

“Been at it for 20 minutes now, can’t believe it.” Crewel tapped his finger on the wooden table in irritation, “Headmaster Crowley should already relent and give her more allowance if it means we can get our meetings done!”

“Absolutely not,” Trein disagreed, “[Surname] should learn to handle her finances better, budget things appropriately and spend the least on useless things.”

Crewel let out a single mocking laugh, “Really now? Have you heard what biweekly amount of money he gives her?! It’s not even enough to buy a steady supply of meals from the shop for a week!”

Soon enough, the two teachers joined their respective sides in the battle of Crowley vs. [Name], while Vargas watched with the most uncomfortable look.

And, after a good more minutes of shouting, the last call was given…

“You know what?! I’m done!!” The [color] haired girl made her way to the exit, “It’s always “Because I am so kind” blah blah blah! But you never do anything to help me!” She made a bad impression of the Director on purpose.

“It’s not only me in the dorm, it’s also Grim! And he’s a sizable cat, he needs to eat properly and plenty, too!” She turned around before leaving, “Seriously, Headmaster, I don’t know anymore how to scream at you that we need help! We’re sleeping on dirt every night, we’re breathing mold and dust everyday inside the rundown dorm! We need food and clothes and bedsheets and hygiene products!”

[Name] had to take a deep breath before saying her last words, “If you’re not going to help me search for a way back home, then… at least help me make that crumbling building feel like home…” With that, the heavy door shut close.

The young girl quickly made her way out of the building, trying her best to keep her emotions at bay and not let them overflow. Out of habit, or maybe it was her consciousness trying to search for comfort, her feet carried her to Mr.S’s Mystery Shop.

The simple ringing of the bell signaling a new customer already made her feel better.

“Welcome, little devil! What can I help you with today?” Sam greeted with his typical energy.

The [hair color] sighed in relief, making her way to the counter. “Hello, Sam.”

“Aaah, another fruitless fight with the Headmaster?” The shopkeep inquired, identifying that tired tone in her voice.

“Indeed…” She let head lay upon her crossed arms as the rest of her body leaned on the counter. “I ask myself why I even keep trying it, nothing will ever change…”

A shadow friend pat her head to try and comfort her.

“Because you’re perseverant and a fighter, and wish to have a school life as nice as the one your friends in established dorms live. It’s not an unjustified fight.” The mysterious clerk said, full confidence in his words.

“You believe so?” Curious [color] eyes looked at his moving figure.

“Of course! Everyone else has a nice room to sleep in, why shouldn’t you? Besides, the Headmaster decided to take you in, a responsibility he can’t ignore.” He placed a small mug in front of your head, “Go ahead, take a drink, it’ll help you in more ways than you can think of.”

Carefully unwinding from her position, a hand took the mug and brought it under her nose. One sniff and the girl could tell this was [fav. drink]. “Sam, I’m-! How did- How did you know this is my favorite?!” A pleasant surprise that brought a smile to her lips.

“You always buy it, guess you must really like it.” Magenta eyes watched as she took a sip, “Comfort food and drinks are perfect after an upsetting experience.”

[Name] threw him a tender smile, “Thank you, Sam. All you do for me and Grim is very appreciated… Don’t think I don’t notice those special discounts.”

All he did was wink at her as he turned to welcome a new customer.

Royal Sword Academy

Helping put up a stage was not an easy task. Could anyone really blame her for being so mad at everyone who got in her way after being overworked like that?

Who knows how many times she yelled at people to hurry up and move away from her path already.

And it just so happened a playful cat decided to scare the soul out of the 1st year at the worst moment, just as she was trying to take a short power nap.

“Found mew (pronounce it as m-you-w pls)!” A floating head and apparently dismembered arms appeared before [Name], hands falling on her shoulders.

She screamed bloody hell at the boy, “WHAT THE F-CK, CHE’NYA?!?!” A coughing fit followed due to the sudden loud yelp, “That was,” Cough, “My heart I just spat out!”

Meanwhile, the RSA student laughed his head off at the startled girl.

It irritated her, “And what do you think you’re doing laughing like that?! I could’ve tore a vocal cord or actually have a heart attack, you dumb cat!”

Oh… Never in his life had he been called that, at least not that he remembered.

They remained in silence for a while. 

Eventually, Alchemi giggled once more “Aha~, nice to see you’re mad too! Told nya it was the norm here~”

The [hair color] nodded in mock agreement, “Yeah, can finally see all of you are damn BONKERS!”

~°~  ~°~

This boy… what is his problem?! Suddenly approaching a stranger all smiles and good vibes? [Name] knew this was a twisted world, but this was plain creepy…

So, of course, the fight or flight instinct kicked off.

Yanking her hands out of his hold, [color] orbs sharpened to the meanest glare she could muster right then and there. “What do you think you’re doing? I am not a princess, and I definitely am not your princess! That’s way too creepy to tell someone you’ve just crossed eyes with.”

A multitude of gasps was heard. “Ah, that’s right, he has tiny friends with him…” [Name] could only inwardly sigh and groan.

Neige himself gasped too, what a rude person!

A little giggle was heard, “That’s exactly what I wanted to tell him.” Grant whispered, amused by the whole scene.

“Alright, okay, uh… Gotta go now. Pleasure, or not, to meet you. Goodbye.” The NRC student walked past the strange students. “And I thought there was nothing crazier than NRC… B O I   was I wrong…”

The dwarves looked at their stunned friend. 

Dominic tugged at his pant leg, “Neige, are you alright? Just let her be, I’m sure she reacted like that due to being cautious about strangers.”

“Yes, I’m fine…But,” Round chocolate eyes remained on her retreating form, “Nothing has ever stopped me from befriending even the grumpiest of people! Or has it, Grant?” The brunet smiled at his friend.

“I suppose not- Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?!” The redhead complained while the rest laughed merrily alongside LeBlanche.

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THE MADWOMAN DID IT OMGGGGGGG MY EEEEEEYES ASDFGHIMKLF

HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY!!! What other way than to celebrate with LOOONG request including most, if not all, of the Twst characters!!

LET US SHARE MANY MORE MEMORIES TOGETHER!! CHEERS TO US ALL!!!

(P.S. OMG if you see shifting between fem pronouns, they/them pronouns and "you" stuff... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! My brain got a bit confused in a part! Hopefully I corrected it all)

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[aziraphales-library]

Hi! Do you have anything with love on first sight? It can be an AU, even not finished, just looking for a vibe :) thank you!!

Hey! Here are a bunch of great love at first sight fics for you...

l’esprit de l’escalier by seekwill (M)

l’esprit de l’escalier: that feeling you get when you leave a conversation and think of all the things you should have said

With his books and his clothes and other curiosities he’d collected since beginning his time in London, Aziraphale considered himself a curator of beautiful things. He found beauty in people too, in the way they moved and spoke and laughed.

This man, who was very nearly past him now, almost gone, shook him. He couldn’t understand why. There was an impulse to reach out, to wrap his blunt fingers around the man’s skinny wrist on his handlebars, say “Hello there, might you have a moment to explore why I’ve fallen in love with you just now?”

An adaptation of Jean-Pierre Jeunet's 2001 film Amélie, as part of the GO Romantic Comedy Event

The Ineffable Date by Yelhsabeech (E)

"'Well what did you expect to happen?' Aziraphale berated himself internally, 'that someone would actually want to spend an evening with a boring, portly, stuffy, nobody? You should never have bothered with that dating application, you're perfectly fine with your books. You’re an old fool to think this would actually help you find someone. Maybe this time you’ll actually learn.'

He stared hard at his glass of wine, blinking out the burning feeling behind his eyes and took a deep trembling breath.

Win a Date With Anthony J. Crowley! by Caedmon (E)

Crowley is a world-famous rock star who sells out arenas. His name is synonymous with 'rock-n-roll', and he thrives on the spotlight. When he agrees to raffle off a date with himself for charity, he's expecting to meet an overzealous fan that wants to wear his skin and very well might try to roofie him. What he's not expecting is to be instantly attracted to the quiet man with the unusual name who shows up for the date at the Ritz... and he's certainly not expecting for Aziraphale to have no clue who he is...

Eden’s End by DarkmoonSigel (G)

A continuation of Aziraphale and Crowley’s conversation up on the wall. God invents something new because of it.

Bohemian Rhapsody by UlsPi (M)

They meet when Crowley decides to write a book and gets some help from his best friend's brother-in-law. Or how Crowley writes a book for Aziraphale

The Greatest Magic of All by ranguvar82 (M)

Aziraphale Fell is a former magician whose livelihood was stolen from him with one bad accident. He no longer wants anything to do with the magical world. So when his friend and neighbor Anathema drags him to see an illusionist that goes by The Serpent, he's expecting to hate every moment. He's not expecting for the Serpent, one Crowley by name, to be an incredibly gorgeous and very sweet man, and he finds himself falling hard and fast.

Crowley is an illusionist with a string of bad relationships. He learned very quick to not get close to anyone. But this tartan clad angel seems to be very effective at shattering all his barriers.

Somebody to Love by Bookwormgal (T)

Everyone knows that demons can’t feel love. It was one of those well-established facts that no one even bothered to doubt anymore. The sky is blue, the Ineffable Plan was beyond comprehension or understanding, angels do not question or doubt Her commands, and demons can’t love. Angels could sense love and none of them ever sensed love in the presence of demons. Everyone considered that to be conclusive evidence and moved on. Believing otherwise was foolish and a waste of time.

But while it was considered an unquestionable fact of the universe, it wasn’t quite accurate. Demons were perfectly capable of feeling love. Any form of love. Despite common knowledge and despite the fact that the Fall ensured that they could no longer sense Her love, demons can experience love.

What demons can’t do, however, is feel love and survive.

Coming into Bloom by pinkplaidmoonshine (E)

Ezra Fell is trapped in a mentally abusive relationship. Crowley has loved him from a distance for much too long. Can Ezra break away for something so much better? Or will his own fears and insecurities keep him where he is?

~*~*~*~

I love you. I love you so much it’s hard to believe this is real. That this is my life now. That I can hold you and kiss you whenever I want. No one else gets to say that I can’t. I love you. I’ll love you forever if you’ll let me.

- Mod D

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