Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡
My light my love ♡
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*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*
james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!
sirius: you’re kidding.
james: i’m dead serious.
sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.
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me, a writer, at 3am: WHAT? I CANT FIND THE SPECIFIC FANFIC THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND WITH A WHOLE PLOT AND ORIGINAL CHARACTERS??? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? DO THEY EXPECT ME TO WRITE THE STORY I THOUGHT UP OF???
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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?
James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.
Remus: *raises one eyebrow*
Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.
James: *quietly squeaks*
Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*
James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*
Sirius: what was that about?
Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.
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remus: men have prostates in their ass for a reason.
sirius: you used to be shy, now you’re a whore.
remus: character development.
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“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"
Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"
Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.
Regulus:
Regulus: "Oh."
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OK but what if you're a baby animagus when you first do it and you need to grow into an adult form
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Lily: how could you have a mom of the group, you’re all crazy and get into trouble?
*The Marauders look at James*
James: I’m a cool Mom.
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