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"Networking is how you get a good job" I am killing myself dawg

#also. networking is the fucking small talk of captialism and i absolutely despise it

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OKAY WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME THERE IS A DISNEY LES MISERABLES COMIC?!

HELP I AM CONVULSING

#DONALD D PONTMERCY #sdgfsgs #les mis

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i always forget that every time i turn on les mis, i have to go through all the previews, and one of the previews is literally for the les mis movie

there is a preview for the les mis movie on the disc for the les mis movie

why

#les mis

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Its 4:30am, what am I doing? I’m developing a crush on my own version of Marauders Sirius Black. Let’s be real though…who doesn’t crush on young Sirius. 😍 #harrypotter #siriusblack #hogwarts #marauders

#marauders #sirius #hp #yeah im also 👀👀👀👀

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I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

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Odysseus and Telemachus would totally do one of those childhood photo recreations the Greeks would have been unstoppable if they had cameras 😔

Also, Hi 👋 I’m Agamemedon.

#oh i just saw this from the corner of my eye #nearly started crying #im dsfjhskfjhsk #i love this sm #this is so cute #epic

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i love how his character is played for laughs here, because it makes his solo even more devastating

#grantaire #Les mis #Actually got chills from drink with me #This granataire might singlehandedly get me back into reading ext fics ngl

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This machine kills AI

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New favorite headcanon that when Sirius became an animagus he slowly became red green colorblind bc dogs are red green colorblind so when James sat down for dinner wearing a loose green tie with deshevelled hair in the great hall and Peter spit out his drink, Remus’ jaw dropped, and all the girls were laughing hysterically making bets (Mary thought it was Barty Lily and Marlene guessed it was Regulus off the bat) Sirius was none the wiser and just thought he’d gotten back from quidditch practice or had shagged a random gryffindor. So when Marlene tried to point it out but Remus stomped on her foot to get her to shut the fuck up.

#Hey funfact deer and wolves are also red green colour blind #Funfact 2: i have written a fanfic exactly about this scenario #Fic: blindspot #Hp #Marauders #Jegulus

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I think the world should give me more attention. But only in moments whem i want it and without me feeling awkward about it

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my sinister in christ

#I should make this into the peanut series #I forgor what the first post was that was prompted by me misreadinf a tumblr post #But it was about peanuts imnpretty sure #I need a tag for general ramblings #(It was my sister in christ that i misread) #The peanut saga #Its so funny to me that i now have 3 posts in this tag but none of them are the original cause i cant find it

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when u get this u have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite mutuals!

Hello my love!!!!

Ok so 5 things hmmmm

sometimes i write really good poetry. Like i write quite a bit of poetry and some of it is ehh and a majority is quite good but some of them are just really really nice imho

I have 2 lines of freckles on one of my eyelids that i think are really cute

i think im rather good at giving advice and just being there for friends

Ive gotten better at things! Im still learning! Im constantly improving!

I like appreciating the small things and i think im excellent at it. Just the little joys of life

#Asks #Difficult no longer morning activities ngl

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do i have any followers who know deep witchcraft? can you all get in a discord call and hex JK Rowling? like actually

#Jkr

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We must beat the Americans

#Polls

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thinking about "it's unreasonable to assume that a character knows what genre they're in" and how in series 1-3, Merlin (and the audience) thinks that he's in a fantasy adventure comedy. no one realises that he's in a tragedy until it's too late.

#Merlin #Ok chill pls :(

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I never forgot Hugo’s description of his first contact with a train:

“The gave me Watt entirely naked, when I’d rather have him clothed by Benvenuto Cellini”

1) I agree, I love useless ornament. (although 19th c trains are beautiful to me xD)(and if he thought 19th c needed more ornaments what the hell would he think of contemporary architecture/design) 2) i wish someone would write about the quotidian with this much visionary power nowadays

#Hugo