So what's Gaelic Football?
via ►YouTube CHICKEN SHOP DATE with Amelia Dimoldenberg
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[Clark receives a call out of the blue from Bruce.]
Bruce: Clark, I think I’m lost.
Clark: What do you mean you’re lost? Where are you? Wait, are you trapped in some guy’s dungeon? Are you in Antarctica? Stay calm, Bruce, I’ll come and find you!
Bruce: No! I-I’m in aisle 7. I think. I don’t know.
Clark: Aisle 7?
Bruce: I’m surrounded by baby milk formula and diapers.
Clark: ?
Bruce: I tried to find a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream for Dick, but I can’t find it! There are too many things in this place, how can anyone possibly find what they want?
Clark: You’re shopping for groceries?
Bruce: Dick’s down with a fever, so I’m helping him out with his errands. He says he gets his groceries here but there’s no blueprint for this place…damn it, stop laughing Clark and just come and help me! I need your superpower to locate some items for me.
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Very proud of the newest Hitchhiker's Guide Towel, and was so excited to get the commission for an older project to give it new life.
Now they can always know where their towel is, lol.
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Maybe I'm not introverted, maybe I want community, gossiping over a glass of wine, coffee shop dates, dying in some club's dirty bathroom, knowing half a city and saying hello to my favourite restaurant waiter; maybe I got too badly burned too young, just got too scared, settled for living in numbing comfort
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Marina Tsvetaeva, excerpt from Poem of the End, Selected Poems (trans. Elaine Feinstein, with Angela Livingstone) [ID'd]
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coffee shop au where shifty decides to follow the flock of crow (the voices) that frequent her cafe only to discover that they've only been stealing food to feed their big giant bird creature friend (the long quiet) who can't get out of the sewers to forage for himself.
the cafe is cabin in the woods themed and the vessels are shifty's baristas, with the exception of the beast, who is just a little sphinx cat and the cafe mascot. damsel and prisoner are twins and damsel is always getting distracted from her work by smitten, who seranades her to get more bagel chunks. the witch and the adversary jointly like to spit in rude people's coffee. like the beast, the tower is also not a barista but a business woman who frequents the cafe because it's right across from her building.
the whole stealing food from the cabin cafe was the hero's idea. to his chagrin, contrarian likes wandering around everywhere but the cafe, stealing shiny buttons and stray dollar bills. the hunted always ends up fighting the beast for scraps. the cold brings home roadkill. the stubborn is in an ongoing war with the pigeons.
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Late November came, and the cold kiss of the snowflakes.
L.M. Montgomery, The Blythes Are Quoted
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*Zuko getting crowned as firelord*
Ba Sing Se citizens: THAT’s LEE FROM THE TEA SHOP!!!
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Ambrosius: *trying to fix something*
Ambrosius: Could you give me a hand?
Ballister: Sure.
Ballister: *takes his arm off and hands it to him*
Ambrosius: You're cute but that's not what I meant.
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