#sex jokes

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #funny pics #silly #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #sex jokes

[emofreakks]

#emo #emo scene #2000s emo #emocore #emo kid #scene kid #emo model #emo girl #scene queen #scene girl #sex jokes

[ace-culture-is]

ace culture is making the most heinous downbad sex jokes and not feeling shame because you clearly don't mean it

#ace culture is #ace culture #asexual #asexuality #actually ace #submission #sex jokes

[dewdropdinosaur]

The Whole Being Dead Thing

LUCIFER X READER (PLATONIC)

Summary: Lucifer is your father and to say you have been distant the past 7 years would be an understatement. Being the sarcastic owner of a murder business doesn't exactly make the family reunion even more enjoyable.

Warnings: Some cuss words and a gun --> Reader is similar to Blitz from Helluva Boss. Rating: PG-13

Can't remember who requested this but here you go!

In the bustling streets of Pentagram City, where sin and redemption intertwined in a chaotic dance, there lurked a figure shrouded in darkness. Y/N, the eldest daughter of Lucifer Morningstar, once roamed. Born into a lineage of darkness and power, she was destined for greatness—or so it seemed.The disappearance of her mother, Lilith, shattered the fragile bonds that tied Y/N to her family. Amidst the turmoil and whispers of betrayal, she made a choice that would alter her destiny forever. With a heart heavy with unresolved pain, Y/N turned her back on her kin and vanished into the shadows, leaving behind her legacy and her birthright.

Long had it been since Y/N departed from the opulent corridors of her father's domain. With her heart heavy and her resolve unyielding, Y/N ventured into the abyss of uncertainty, carving her path through the crimson-lit alleyways of Pentagram City.

In the shadows, she found her solace, her purpose. She became a legend whispered in hushed tones—a silent specter weaving through the fabric of the city, a master of the art of assassination. With meticulous precision and deadly grace, she built her empire, brick by blood-soaked brick, until her name became synonymous with fear itself. Starting her own business built on assassination both inside Hell and up on Earth, Y/N essentially ruled the criminal underworld of Hell. Her own kingdom, not given to her by birthright, but by hard work and a penchant for blowing shit up. 

Years passed, and Lucifer, the fallen angel turned proprietor of the infamous Hazbin Hotel, watched over his kingdom with a heavy heart. The absence of his daughter weighed upon him like an anchor, a constant reminder of the rift that had torn their family asunder. After the disappearance of his eldest, Lucifer then distanced himself from his youngest; believing himself the one to blame for everything leaving.  He missed his daughter, though he would never admit it openly. The pain of her absence lingered like a wound that refused to heal, a constant reminder of his failure as a father.

 However, as time wore on and Hazbin Hotel grew - Lucifer reintroduced himself into Charlie’s life and they became reconnected and virtually inseparable. Charlie, being the optimistic being that she was, decided that if one family reunion was going so well, another should follow. Drafting out a letter to her older sister in bright pink ink, the note was mailed and received. 

After weeks of debate, Y/N finally relented. Maybe seeing Charlie after all would be nice, just the two of them. Putting on her normal outfit: white tank top, black leather jacket, and black jeans along with combat boots; Y/N marched to the hotel. Knocking on the door, Y/N straightened her top. However, what greeted her was not her energetic sister but instead Lucifer, who stood with wide eyes. 

Time seemed to stand still as father and daughter locked eyes, a thousand unspoken words hanging heavy in the air between them. For a moment, the world faded away, leaving only the echo of their shared past and the weight of their estrangement.

Charlie, the ever-optimistic princess of Hell, stood beside Lucifer, her gaze shifting between the two with a mixture of curiosity and concern. Sensing the tension thickening in the air, she stepped forward, a beacon of warmth amidst the shadows.

"Y/N," Charlie finally spoke, voice high pitched as she reached to embrace her sister. "It's been too long."

Y/N's expression remained impassive, her mask of stoicism betraying no hint of the emotions that roiled within her. She nodded, acknowledging her words with a silent understanding.

Y/N's gaze was steely, her demeanor guarded as she faced the father she had long forsaken. The awkwardness between them was palpable, a tangible barrier separating them even as they stood mere feet apart.

"Y/N," Lucifer finally spoke, his voice a mix of longing and regret, "it's been... too long."

A flicker of emotion crossed Y/N's face—a fleeting vulnerability that was quickly masked behind a facade of indifference. “Hi, dad.” 

Lucifer shifted uncomfortably, sensing the palpable tension hanging in the air. "How have you been?"

Y/N's lips twisted into a bitter smirk. "Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just running a famous murder stick in the depths of Hell. How about you?"

Lucifer winced at the reminder of his daughter's chosen path, a pang of ick gnawing at his insides. "I've been... managing," he replied evasively, unable to meet her gaze.

“So after 7 years that is all you have to say to me? 'How have you been'?” 

“Well, I--is that a gun!?"

Sighing and tapping the glock strapped to her thigh, Y/N spoke “Yes, dad. it's a gun. Sheesh, for sin incarnate you really are such a downer. Get it? Downer, cause like you go down on people...oh whatever.

Charlie, you got a bartender in this place right? Cause I am gonna need a shitty drink if y'all are gonna be a tough crowd."

Charlie, sensing the awkwardness and unable to get sex jokes thickening, attempted to lighten the mood. "Well, uh, why don't we sit down and catch up? I'm sure there's plenty to talk about and yeah…we have a bartender.!"

Y/N's laugh was hollow, devoid of mirth, completely avoiding her father in favor for his sister. "Sure, why not? I've always wanted to hear about the latest happenings in the Hotel for lost souls. So tell me sis, how’s life been mhmm?” 

The reunion was awkward, fraught with the weight of unresolved grievances and unspoken apologies. Yet, amidst the awkwardness, there lingered a glimmer of hope—a flicker of light amidst the darkness that had shrouded their relationship for so long. Alcohol made Y/N much friendlier anyway.

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[renamamiyaweekly]

i had a brain worm i needed to get out.

#persona 5 royal #ren amamiya #joker p5 #akiren #akechi goro #persona 5 ryuji #ryuji sakamoto #sex jokes #digital art #comics #offensive language #goro akechi #persona 5 joker #shuake #akeshu

[angel-syzygy]

angel dust: *dramatically; miette-esque* you disrespect me ! you steal my apple stem, you drop my apple. what’s next, you spit in my face ?

husk: you’d like that

#haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #shitpost #sex jokes #miette #you disrespect angel dust?? #you disrespect him by dropping his apple? #oh! oh! #hell for husk #hell for husk forever

[unrelatedsideblog]

Sanji is AFAB because if he wasn't they would animate him getting boner

#it's stupid I'm sorry #I'm mean to my baby girl #i actually feel bad lmao #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #he is not a vinsmoke >:( #one piece #one piece anime #one piece manga #opla #<it isn't animated but I can make him afab too #afab sanji #transmasc sanji #trans sanji #tw suggestive #cw suggestive #sex jokes

[jacob-the-human]

#memes #funny #lol #meme #humor #haha #Funny memes #dank memes #comedy #suggestive #suggestive humor #tw: suggestive #tw suggestive #cw: suggestive #cw suggestive #suggestive joke #sex jokes #I've never actually been a part of one #but i like em in theory #bisexual #my posts

[graphic--horde]

I think you should make some batshit insane Blinkies, like I’m talking balls to the wall AND the ceiling AT THE SAME TIME insane

I definitely made something !

#Blinkies #Joke #web graphics #blinking gif #custom blinkies #sex jokes #custom #flashing lights #flash warning #silly #blinking

[haystarlight]

I bet this is gonna do numbers here

((Image Description: Twitter screenshot of 2 tweets from the user @LiquidGoth that say

"flirting with people is hard I just let my autism take over like a green goblin personality until I come to and she's in bed next to me braless and smoking"

"she asked me about metal gear lore and then I woke up tied to the bed that's all I know"))

#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic #autism #neurodivergent #hyperfixation #wlw #lgbtq #queer #gay #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #sapphic #autistic #twitter screenshot #sex jokes #metal gear solid #image description in alt #image description added #image desc in alt text #image description

[mon1que023]

Please draw more sherif toadster x The jester, i gives me serotonin and dopamine.

Ayee for suree!!!👀 i have tons ideas for this silly clays

#garten of banban #art #my art #gobb #sex jokes #lmao #garden of banban #bittergiggle x sheriff toadster #sheriff toadster x bittergiggle #jester x sheriff toadster #sheriff toadster x jester #sheriff toadster #bittergiggle

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #funny pics #silly #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #dark humor #sex jokes #china #breaking news #world news #global news #new update

[possumcollege]

Bread jokes! 🍞🥐🥖🫓🥨🥯!

Get yr CHEAP bread jokes!

#bread #crittertongue #possumcollege #bread jokes #artisanal italic bread #sex jokes #topping #dinosaur sheriff

[ace-culture-is]

Ace culture is understanding sexual implications and sex jokes but not understanding why people laugh at them or make them.

#thenetherlord #asexual #asexuality #ace culture #ace culture is #actually ace #sex jokes

[ihavetoomanyfandomstobesane]

me: sex-repulsed aroace

also me: has the dirtiest mind out of my friends, reads hardcore smut daily, makes sex jokes 24/7, hands out free condoms/lube to ppl who need/want them

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #aspec #funny #sex jokes

[shartfinz]

Happy holidays Tumblr here's a post of all the funny stuff I've made this month

#fanart #my art #homestuck #davejohn #johndave #pepsicola #dave strider #john egbert #dirk strider #rose lalonde #hastune miku #Christmas #hanukkah #dave is rapping the torah #im sorry people looking at these tags normally i like doing this thing where i tag the most vaguely related shit to jumpscare people #like i did withmy muckbang drawing #sex jokes #there u can block that tag