johndave nation rise up
[image id: 2 digital illustrations of john egbert and dave strider from homestuck.
first image: various scenes of john and dave. top left, they are drawn very simply holding hands with text under them saying "the pepsi and the cola". to the right, john is hunched over dave and kissing his cheek while dave has his sunglasses pushed up looking embarrassed and has his arms around him. they are wearing each other's respective colors (blue and red). center of the image, john is holding dave around his waist and looking up at him with a goofy face and dave has his legs around john and looks vaguely annoyed with him. in the bottom right corner john is smiling and doing a peace sign.
second image: various scenes of john and dave again but in various forms of their godtier outfits. top left is them sitting down and john has his hand on dave's shoulder. dave think off to the side "wtf is he yappin about" while john says "matthew mcconaughey!". behind the text is a small collage of images of matthew mcconaughey. to the right, dave is flying towards john with both of their arms outstretched as they greet each other. bottom right, john has a wide smile as he presents a very small dave squished in his hand. bottom left, they are sitting hunched with blank expressions and an "..." between them. end image id.]
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C'mon Dave let Karkat brag about you (Thanks @cutthroatpixie for the inspo haha)
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Little Angel Go Away (A DaveKat fancomic)
The first few pages will be released on 6/13/2024!
Continue (coming soon) ==>
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sleepy morning after the sleep over
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There's this really cool rizzler, ok? He's edging around being all alpha, like cool alphas are known to do sometimes. A cool rizzler like this probably has a real twitch username. But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you hit the griddy. He'd be way too sussy for that. Busy being totally from ohio.
But you could always try to bomboclat his name. And if you were the true sigma, he might super rizz ever so slightly. That's a cool alpha's way of letting you know there might just be level 10 gyatt for you.
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These are canon. By the way.
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JADE: im remembering how you have beef with pandas
DAVE: bruh OBJECTIVELY an f tier animal
DAVE: theyre so dumb and overspecialized
DAVE: shouldve gone extinct two hundred years ago but NOOOO we have to protect them cause people think theyre cute or whatever
JADE: they are cute!!
DAVE: we would lose NOTHING of ecological significance if we lost pandas
JADE: but theyre so adorable :'(
JADE: ok what other animals do you have beef with.
DAVE: fucking cheetahs
JADE: why is that?
DAVE: theyre in the wrong biome
DAVE: actually theyre in the right biome but wrong continent
JADE: where are they supposed to be??
DAVE: they just cant compete with the other african predators bruh
DAVE: drop them into the midwest and theyd be balling
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