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trials-of-a-spirit-worker · 8 months

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If you've been on my blog long enough you know I'm pro hex, pro curse what have you.

Sometimes though...you don't want to go the whole nine regarding curses and shit. Sometimes what you have in your arsenal does not justify the transgression. Sometimes you want something other than hoping the next time the asshole you don't like has to shit they're stuck in traffic.

Nah nah nah, too cliche.

Allow me to give you some ideas as I am the duchess of petty.

Give them an itch that a scratch can never satisfy

Bring forth a pimple that always comes back no matter how it's popped or cleansed.

Conjure the agony of the person who angered you by blessing all of their crushes to find meaningful relationships elsewhere.

Plague them with an itch in the asshole. Just enough to be noticeable and unpleasant.

Curse them with finding rocks or sticky barbs of flora on their feet.

May glitches plague your games.

Infect them with insomnia.

Fuck up one shoe of their favorite pair just so getting rid of them is extra annoying.

Make the backs of their earrings disappear with your hex.

#witchblr #witchcraft #witches of tumblr #spellcraft #spellwork #pro curse #pro hexing

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crazycatsiren · 7 months

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Just a heads up, Friday the 13th is coming up this new week, if you got a shitty ex to hex or something.

#mother witch ramblings #witchblr #witch community #witch things #hex positive #pro curse #curse your enemies #hex your shitty exes

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coquette-lunalovemystique · 6 months

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F❗️CK OFF NEIGHBOR HEX

Gotta neighbor you you absolutely hate? Are they a total karen? Dont you just wanna go apeshit? Well now you can! This hex is pepper based as the main ingriedient. You can use a jalapeno pepper to wish your neighbor to fuck off and stop harassing you OR you can use a habanero to add alittle extra spice to your ill will and wish them all kinds of bad luck until they leave or move away!

Ingredients:

jalapeno/or habanero (for extra strength)

Paprika

Garlic powder

Onion Powder

Nails/or needles

Small bag/sachet

Name, Object or Picture of your neighbor(s)

Incantation:

" Our homes are close and im here to stay, so fuck of to yours and go away. My space is mine and yours is your own, fuck of neighbors and leave me alone."

Instructions:

1. Cut an opening in the pepper and scoop out some of the seeds. (be sure to wear gloves your your skin is sensitive!)

2. Stick the item, name, or picture of your neighbor(s) inside the pepper.

3. Sprinkle the paprika, garlic, and onion powder inside the opening of the pepper.

4. Take of couple of small nails or needles and push them through the pepper, charging them with your intentions (wanting your neighbor to fuck off) as you do so.

5. Tie the black thread around the nails/needles and around the pepper as to bind your ill intentions on them and to bind them from harassing you.

6. Place in a small bag and toss somewhere in a hidden spot on your neighbors property.

HAPPY HEXING!

TheTwilightOracle

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jester-jpeg · 8 months

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karma usually comes back in three fold, and if necessary

be that karma

#witchcraft #witchblr #witchlife #pro curse #pro hexing #karma #curse #hex #hexing

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gingerthesnap · 3 months

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the fucking isolation sally jackson must've felt when she was trying to pry her demigod child who physically cannot drown from the edge of a pool bc he's afraid to learn to swim. it is such a comedically stupid situation but she cant complain about it to a single mortal soul.

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #im so glad the show is aggressively pro sally jackson #i fucking love the beginning of titans curse where she's driving them all to their battle #and percys so embarassed #lol #she obviously didnt know he couldnt drown but still #id want to scream at him that he's the son of the sea god so many times lol #like #kid this is going to be the easiest thing you ever learn you've Got to naturally good at this

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clownsuu · 11 months

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Update I have been gifted a new art tablet and oh my lort how do y’all draw with a screenless pad-

This last one was the first thing I drew with it LMAO

all of these were lil test doodles, but m a n I got mad respects to them gamers who can use this kinda tabloot with ease

#Plus like #i don’t have a proper computer to actually use it-#However I can connect it to my tablet and phone surprisingly??#The phone one would feel so cursed LMAO #Tiny lil screen with huge ass sketch pad #Also some of y’all have asked me what programs/device I use for most of my art-#It’s always just been a iPad procreate and a bamboo sketch stylus #However recently iv gotten a (passed down) pro with a gen 1 Apple Pencil #And O H B O Y does procreate LO VE to C R A S H #I DONT EVEN HAVE OTHER APPS ON THIS TABLOOT I USE IT PURELY FOR ART DJDJDJDDK #PAIIIIIIIIIIIN IDK HOW TO FIX ITTTT #welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #welcome home frank #welcome home eddie #howdy pillar #wally darling #frank frankly #Eddie dear #robbie robs #New pad only takes a certain app and thankfully I know my way around that one somewhat #Not as comfortably as procreate but still smhhh need time to get used to it #Wallypillar #howdydarling #idk frank and Eddie’s ship name LMAO whoops

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helpallthenamesaretakenblog · 21 days

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my favourite trope in pjo fanfiction is fic authors and artists using annabeth as an outlet to share their knowledge about their hyperfixations. i read an author who wrote annabeth excitedly talking about art deco and it was so clear that they knew a lot about it. i see people write annabeth as loving minecraft and sims 4. once, someone on here drew annabeth with a miniskirt because they loved miniskirts irl. i love that our girl stands for everything we are excited and passionate for, and i feel like she would be so happy that we can be our nerdy selves through her without anyone telling us that our interests are weird or boring

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thechipsbag · 1 year

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Today’s chip is about a lesson

#funny #chipsbag #meme #shitposting #advice #life pro tips #lifelessons #too funny #lol memes #humor #hilarious #dank memes #funny memes #tumblr memes #cursed #cursed content

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catilinas · 4 months

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you know when you Know that there’s An Event. Today. and you check your calendar but there’s nothing and it’s not anyone’s birthday or anything and then you remember that Of Course the event is. the anniversary of the death of lucius sergius catilina in the battle of pistoria 2nd january 62 bce

#PULCHERRIMA MORTE SI PRO PATRIA SIC CONCIDISSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i have curse of infinite historical anniversaries inside my brain #horrible horrible catiline. wow!#beeps

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marsconer · 4 months

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i hate how this fandom treats calypso. like we know why percy forgot about his promise, we know all of this but she doesn’t. she’s trapped in a island with no sense of time and when a hero she loves promised her he would free her, all she knows is that he didn’t when she was naive enough to believe he would. and about the curse, girls are allowed to have nasty cruel thoughts and the way some people expected percy to act around her is really telling to how they see his character.

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rewritingcanon · 6 months

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i’ve seen relationship therapists and psychologists analyse hermione and ron’s relationship and conclude that they wouldn’t work out in the long run. they’ve argued for hermione to be with harry, krum, even DRACO (don’t understand how a counsellor can vow for canon dramione but alright) as an alternative partner for hermione since ron is “too insecure” to be with her and match her intelligent prowess or what have you.

i seriously don’t understand this sentiment. ron and hermione genuinely seem (almost) perfect to me, maybe not in the movies (a common denominator of people who don’t like romione is that they always cite evidence from the movies, since the films took a lot away from ron’s character and his growth), but definitely in the books.

looking at ron’s insecurities, a lot of people dredge his inferiority complex up to toxic masculinity primarily, when it was more explored how it was an effect of his home life (not gonna argue toxic masculinity wasn’t a factor, they’re teenagers in the 90s written by a pretty misogynistic woman so…). he was the youngest son out of how many children? all of his older brothers were brilliant in some way. bill was an extremely gifted spellcaster, charlie was gifted with magical beasts, percy’s academic score was unmatched, and fred and george (despite their trouble) were entrepreneurial inventor-geniuses. ron, on the other hand, was quite literally born a disappointment to his mother, who conceived him specifically because she wanted a daughter, whilst ginny was born her favourite (though, even then, ginny was gifted at quidditch). ron was mediocre in every sense of the word, and his two best friends were harry (one of the most famous wizards) and hermione (the smartest witch of her age yada yada). and i’ve seen people argue that harry was more welcomed by molly into the weasley household than ron ever was. this isn’t even mentioning the amount of bullshit he copped for being poor (people always downplay the blow to confidence being in poverty can have on a person who is constantly surrounded by people who not only have more, but look down on him for simply being unlucky as to not have what they do).

so yeah, ron was an envious kid, but he was that way not because he was an evil patriarchal conception but because he was lowkey neglected. and even then he was overall an extremely devoted and loyal friend to both harry and hermione, because he did genuinely love them.

there were many moments of ron standing up for hermione that was cut from the films, not as a guy who was romantically interested in her, but as a friend. ron arguing with snape for making hermione cry is one of my fav scenes in the books ru kidding me, and in the movies he AGREED with snape RU KIDDING ME. not to mention how ron was a sobbing violent mess when hermione was getting tortured in the last book, whereas he wasn’t nearly as bothered in the films. and the films cut out harry being a dick to ron about his familial concerns (in dh), so when ron left it seemed like a random dickish move over his jealousy towards harry and hermione’s relationship.

there’s also a million moments where they minimised ron’s usefulness in the books for comedic purposes (forbidden forest with aragog, troll scene, devils snare scene) so ron seems dumber than he is. like, he’s actually smart and a really good spellcaster…. in the books.

so simply by stating this most of the arguments against romione become void. “he’s too stupid/weak for her” simply not true. “he’s a terrible friend who doesn’t stand up for her” also not true. “he’s too insecure to have made a move on her,” yes, but given the context i don’t think people would freak on about ron’s upbringing, i think many would be more understanding, especially considering his growth. even if he wasn’t insecure, hermione is beyond incredible and is bound to make anyone nervous when pursuing her (not an excuse for ron to act like a dick, but it does explain a lot where the movies don’t). “they argue too much” they bump heads, none of the arguments they have are actually super damning, with the exception of ron leaving in deathly hallows.

maybe i’ve covered everything (excluding the abhorrent amount of classism that clouds people’s judgments around how they view ron when harping about how hermione deserves better? hopefully).

now, i know people won’t like me mentioning the cursed child, but i’m going to considering we actually get an insight of their life as a longterm married couple there. a lot of ron stans hated how ron was the only character that wasn’t doing something incredible. harry was head of the aurors, ginny was a famous quidditch player retired to a famous journalist, neville was a hogwarts professor, hermione was quite literally minister on magic. and ron…. ran the joke shop with george.

and i think this was almost the perfect route to go down for ron. because he was average, and was perfectly fine with just being average. hello?? that speaks leagues of growth for his character. he’s supportive of hermione’s work, he grounds her when she gets too caught up in being the literal president of wizarding society, and he still viciously defends her, minister or not. in fact, he’s proud to simply be known as hermione’s husband because he doesn’t feel the need to prove to anyone else his worth. the people he loves most know his worth, hermione never downplays or underestimates him, they are complete equals in the relationship in every single way that matters. they kept ron’s best qualities whilst making him seem more of a healed person. they work so well as a married couple without it seeming like mischaracterisation (not to mention the cursed child literally shows how those two are in love in every reality, so there quite literally can’t be a better partner for hermione or ron according to canon).

so i really don’t understand how professional relationship counsellors can go online and denounce it. probs because they only watched the movies, but it’s 2023 and ron stans should not STILL be fighting for their lives trying to defend him from people who simply don’t consume media with as much depth (which is fine, but one should clarify if they’re talking about the movies because i’ve seen people state they’re talking about the hp BOOKS when it’s simply just…. the films). anyways. romione on top, thanks to coming to my ted talk.

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crazycatsiren · 6 months

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If there's one conclusion I've arrived at after a decade and a half of being a witch, it's that some people you don't need to spend the time and energy to curse. You can just let them wreck themselves in due time, because eventually they run out of lives to ruin and soon enough they get to their own.

#mother witch ramblings #witchblr #witch community #witches of the world #baneful magic #pro curse #hex positive

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calebisdrawing · 6 months

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