#who would have thought

[nell0-0]

Shout-out to Tatl, the one who taught Mask how to swear (my HC)

Tatl "Link! What are you doing here?!"

Mask "Me? What are YOU doing here?"

Mask "Oh. That ain't good"

Tatl "No shit"

#linked universe #lu mask #lu time #oot link #mm link #young link #tatl #loz majoras mask #hyrule warriors #hw #skull kid #majora's mask #pre lu #post lu #time travel shenanigans #tloz #tloz fanart #my art #drawing the freaky moon is actually kinda fun #who would have thought #tatl's text is just english with the hylian alphabet of twilight princess #I was gonna add Twilight's reaction to this but too tired rn. will do in another post probably

[raggedy-spaceman]

Kinda funny though that at the end of s3 we all hated Laszlo and felt sorry for Nandor and now at the end of s4 we all hate Nandor and feel sorry for Laszlo.

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #nandor the relentless #who would have thought #that's the actual plot twist #mine

[nayrring]

I finally find out why is naoya so famous in japan!!! iT'S BECAUSE OF HIS CUTE DIALECT!! LMAO

#who would have thought #“a woman who can't walk 3 steps behind a man is useless nyah :3” #okay he is just sillyyy #naoya bbg confirmed #y'all please hear me out on naoya #he might be an ass and misogynistic but KANSAI DIALECT!! #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #naoya zenin #maki #mai zenin #toji #megumi fushiguro #zenin clan #jjk × reader #naoya × reader #toji × reader #gojou satoru x reader #geto × reader #nanami #jujutsu manga #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk smut #jjk season 3

[nano20030601]

El bébé !!!!

#fernando alonso #fa14 #formula 1 #f1 #look at him #such a cute lil guy #who would have thought #war criminal in the makin #want to hug him and give him hot cocoa #cutest little babe in the karting #blue is his colour

[marsconer]

i hate how this fandom treats calypso. like we know why percy forgot about his promise, we know all of this but she doesn’t. she’s trapped in a island with no sense of time and when a hero she loves promised her he would free her, all she knows is that he didn’t when she was naive enough to believe he would. and about the curse, girls are allowed to have nasty cruel thoughts and the way some people expected percy to act around her is really telling to how they see his character.

#calypso #pjo calypso #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pro calypso #i don’t give a fuck #i’m still about to read the trails of apollo #but wow the girl who was trapped in a island watching people leave her who had no time to heal over and over is bad girlfriend #who would have thought #everyone is a feminist until a girl isn’t ever forgiving #fight me #but i love #caleo #they aren’t good for each other ??? #$ #bitch they are traumatized and not even 20 yet #percy jackson and the olympians #leo valdez #the curse #the calypso problem #she’s my roman empire

[a-wondering-thought]

*banging my head into a wall* oh how i love my sexuality and the constent questioning

its just so. fucking. fun.

This is a fucking nightmare

#this is sarcasm #i actually hate it #who would have thought #vi screams into the void #i'm having a sexuality crisis #AGAIN #WTF #WHY #sexuality #aro lesbian #lesbian #aspec #asexuality #aro spec #aromantic #greyromantic #questioning

[moethewriter]

Hunger games Renaissance is so real. Could you do a fic where finnick and r live by the water after the rebellion. Idk I'm just picturing a quiet life which they deserve !!!

Ask and you shall reciecve! I love how we are all going through a hunger games renaissance hah! This was slightly nervewracking to write! I've been out of the game so long! --- TITLE: And I shall give you, WORD COUNT: 1k PAIRING: Finnick Odair x Reader WARNINGS: NONE TAGS: Lot's of stupid fluff and introspection (in some ways) by the reader SUMMARY: A quiet life had always seemed impossible, until it wasn't A/N: So this isn't beta read and quite literally my FIRST fanfic in four or five years! A bit rusty but I hop eyou enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing Anon! I'm always open to constructive criticism on how to make my writing, and your reading experience better! Lot's of love, Moe ___ The first thing you noticed was the stillness.

The waves gave no sense of urgency, no rushing and rumbling to its next destination … just a subtle lull as they crashed ever so lightly against the rocks along the shoreline. It was oddly warm for an Autumn day, but you weren’t complaining. The warmth was something you cherished, and longed for.

The warmth brought laughter, and it brought many days laying in the sand as you spoke in hushed whispers, basking in the heat of the day. The warmth brought Finnick’s smile, that you so desperately loved, as he ran through the waves to cool himself, waving shells or sea glass or anything interesting he had found, gathered for your collections. 

It had been over a year since the rebellion and any moment spent with him was magical and everything you ever could have wanted. The quietness of your small home by the sea, the domesticity of your day to day life as you both grew and both allowed yourself to become okay with the stillness … Love had gotten you by, if there was one thing you could always count on it was being loved by the man with who had the biggest heart in the entire world.

“For you.” He had said, holding out a small crystal glass that shimmered in the sunlight, he doted on you day in and day out, though you insisted it had never been necessary.

But Finnick did not care, instead saying that you had all the time in the world to be spoiled, and he was more than willing to give it to you. In return you made sure he never wanted for anything, if he was willing to give you the moon, you were more than willing to return the stars. 

“Thank you.” You said, gratefully taking the glass of lemonade, and sipping it.

Things always seemed more gentle now, an odd thing after how you had both lived for so long. There had never been roughness between you, never a moment of doubt but the world you had been born into didn’t allow for moments like this to be had. But now … now  you were content and you were … happy. Happiness had been so foreign at first, allowing yourself to feel it more than you ever had before … the tiniest glimpses of it showing through your life. It had always seemed so impossible reaching it, but alas here it was … shimmering beneath the sunlight in District Four. 

You think in a way you had always known that happiness could be found with Finnick.

You think of the boy who had stood up for you all of those years ago, Finnick. The boy who had been through too many things far too young … Finnick. The boy who had become the Capitol Darling … Finnick. The boy who had always had your heart, and always would … Finnick.

But this Finnick … The Finnick who brushed your hair and made dinner. The man who built your house piece by piece on a vision you had both created together. Finnick who held you like you were the most beautiful treasure in all of Panem. 

This Finnick who is so at ease that a smile could come from seeing a bird fly over your home from the balcony, or when you simply said “I love you.”

This Finnick, your husband and the man who had never given up on you. 

He leaned in to kiss you softly, holding your face with a touch so light you could barely feel it. 

He felt so much lighter these days, so free and full of life like the boy you had once known. 

“Anything for you.” Finnick smiled back, a smile that could make your heart race a million times faster. He traced your jawline with the pad of his thumb, outlining every possible scar and mole that dotted your skin, and kissed your temple. “Always.”

“You flatter me, Mr. Odair.” You whispered, leaning into his touch. “Has anyone ever told you, you have a silver tongue.” You teased, a bright smile spreading across your face.

“Maybe once or twice.” He chuckled, pulling you into an embrace as you both hit the sand with a soft  ‘thud’, your body relaxed instantly against his despite the roughness of the sand below. “But no one’s ever been you.”

“No one’s ever been you either, Finn.” You tell him, leaning in to kiss his jaw, a small gesture and one of love.

Though everything seems to be filled with love these days, and you didn’t mind one bit. 

“Maybe soon we can start on the painting.” He whispered into your ear, fingers running through your hair, unknotting any tangles that had come from the sea water during your early morning swim. “After all … you are my muse.”

“I’d love that.” You said, softly, closing your eyes.

You held onto one another for what felt like hours, but you knew time had barely passed. The sound of the waves, the quiet chirping of birds in the distance calling to their brothers and sisters. The ocean breeze and sound of his voice sending shivers down your spine, as he whispered sweet nothings in your ear. The sun casting its light on both of you, bathing you in the beautiful rays of daylight. 

Moments like these were no longer few and far in between. The days you spent together, and the time you had to now truly be committed and fully loved would never stop. Even those days, the long terrible days that seemed to darken the doorstep of the new life you had built, were far easier to bare knowing that you had him, and he had you. The life that you had always wanted, no longer a simple dream of two teenagers sitting under the stars wishing and hoping that you would be free.

“A quiet life.” he had once told you, under that moon. “That’s what I want after all of this.” And now under the sun, it was the life you did lead.

#finnick odair x reader #finnick odair #the hunger games #hunger games #fluff #moeswriting #god my first fanfic in years #who would have thought #writing

[armenelols]

Idril hearing Ulmo's warning and heading it. Idril building a secret path out of Gondolin, an escape route for the survivors. Idril making sure there would be survivors.

Eärendil, searching for Valinor when so many others have failed, the ban be damned. Eärendil reaching Valinor. Giving up the silmaril — it's just a piece of rock, after all, no matter how pretty it is. When banned from Arda, still managing to show up in time to slay fucking Ancalagon. In some versions, killing Ungoliant. Ungoliant. Guiding the lost as a star of hope.

Elros, whose life had been a mess and who still grabbed it firmly with both hands and didn't let go. Didn't waver. Elros, who knew nothing but war, leading his people to peace; Elros following his father's star and doing his goddamn best to be a good king. Building a realm, preserving lost cultures, starting new ones. The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and Elros made sure to be that to his people.

Elrond, who keeps losing everything, but never loses kindness. Elrond, who is an unbreakable rock in the middle of a wild current, who will always be there, in good times and in bad. Elrond, standing by Gil-galad's side during his reign; Elrond, helping the refugees of Eregion, and every weary traveller who wanders to his home, Elrond making his home a place of rest and healing. Elrond, of whom everyone knows his doors are open, and he is a well of knowledge, and he will share it to make the world a better place.

What I am saying is, getting shit done runs in the family.

#*getting shit done WITHOUT causing drama i mean #truly not something you would expect from the house of finwë #astonishing #who would have thought #i bet they got the recessive genes #that's why it's so rare #tolkien #elrond #idril #earendil #elros #silmarillion

[aurorangen]

I am your new paralegal Isacco Romano, but please just call me Isaac. I look forward to working with you Vincent Kingsley.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #postcard legacy #postcard gen 3 #vincent kingsley #isacco romano #look they 'meet' again #mystery guy is his new co-worker 😏 #who would have thought #not use to isac spelt like this so its isaac

[yashershum]

so i was just sitting doing nothing and like *pop*

this appeared in my head

and who am I to resist the urge of my brain

#merlin #merlin art #digital art #art #merlin emrys #merlin bbc #merlin fanart #draw without reference day 5114 #i really need to start doing that #bbc emrys #there's no plot #who would have thought #BTWW good luck yall

[furiosophie]

the number one unspoken rule on the isd chimaera? do not, under any circumstances, disturb the admiral and his aide right after they've come back from a mission...

#thranto #thrawn #eli vanto #faro had to learn that the hard way #now she makes sure every new officer knows to keep their distance #there is just sth about thranto making out while they're still coasting on adrenalin #bc they need that kick like they're too damn proper to get it on otherwise #anyway #the brain rot continues #who would have thought #soph arts #id in alt text

[friesucker]

SXF CHAPTER 96 SPOLIERS!

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So. Did someone win the bet on who Anya was going to tell her secret to first?

I lost btw, thought it was gonna be Becky. Maybe she'll be the first to believe her🤷🏽‍♀️

#spy x family #sxf #spy x family manga spoilers #spy x family chapter 96 #who would have thought #damianya #anya forger #damian desmond

[spicyraeman]

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#rolling off the edge of the earth would feel real good rn #turns out basing your worth on the content you can provide to people #and then not being able to make that content cuz your brain is full of silent hill fog #is not great for you mentally #who would have thought #get me tf out of this doom spiral pls

[verk0my]

I’m in love with one man right now and it’s Astarion

#who would have thought #bg3 consumes my every waking thought #it’s so much fun omg!!! #I love dnd #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #text

[nano20030601]

happy monday everybody

todays dump is sponsored by my favorite color

#fernando alonso #fa14 #formula 1 #look at him #f1 #mofo has always been servin #such a cute lil guy #who would have thought #he's serving #he should wear yellow more often #dream #luv him #so much #favorite tired bebe #monday nano dump

[mostnormalaziraphaleliker]

Okay now that I'm calmer and have time to think about good omens season 2 properly and am not engulfed in gay despair I need to talk about the latter portion of episode 6. (So spoilers. Obviously.)

I kind of believe in the Coffee theory. If you haven't heard about it, there are much better descriptions of it out there, but I'll summarize it for you to the best of my abilities.

So the coffee theory stems from the coffee that the Metatron bought Aziraphale at the end of episode 6. How I understand it, is that he performed a miracle on it and by getting Aziraphale to take it, it kind of brainwashed him into going along with it. That's why he was so out of character, because he literally was out of character.

Although I feel like this has a part to play in it, I feel like there's a bit more under that. The Metatron straight up used many manipulation tactics to get Aziraphale to go along with him. I reblogged a post about it earlier (I think) but pretty much he originally made it seem like Aziraphale had a choice but after what went down with Crowley (which I will also get into in a bit) he didn't let Aziraphale actually choose if he was going to go. He said "are you ready to proceed?" rather than asking what he decided. AZIRAPHALE WAS STRESSED THE FUCK OUT AT THIS POINT AND DIDN'T HAVE HALF A MIND TO ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

Also, to circle back to what happened with Crowley, I'm very upset, as are many other people, but what happened makes sense to me. Firstly, their relationship had been seen as pretty much taboo since the beginning of everything. Of course Aziraphale wouldn't reciprocate after what had just happened. He, again, WAS STRESSED THE FUCK OUT. Also, he had just had the shitshow of a conversation with Crowley and he wasn't expecting the kiss. He had pretty much turned Crowley down at this point. Don't misunderstand, however, I don't think that the kiss was not wanted (you can literally see Aziraphale fighting with himself over to reciprocate or not; hence his hands going to like caress Crowley's back for a moment at the start, about to pull him closer before he decides against it and just lets his hands hover) but it really just didn't come at a good time.

Anyways, this was all to say, Aziraphale did do a lot of wrong in the last 15 minutes, but it wasn't his fault. Crowley very much did NOT deserve that (poor love just wanted to have breakfast at the ritz with the ethereal being he'd loved for 60 centuries) but please PLEASE do not frame Aziraphale as a villain of any kind. If we get a season 3, he will realize what the fuck is up. I'm sure of it. And if he doesn't, well fuck me I guess.

#holy shit Anthony's actually doing some genuine analytical shit! #Who would have thought #Good Omens #GOS2Spoilers #GOS2 spoilers #Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #gos2 #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens s2