i am being soooooo tempted by the perfume inspired by livia's frescoes at prima porta
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Caught a pic of Beeps sleeping peacefully under the covers with me. 😭
Also caught her just as my neighbor started their lawnmower.
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dilf
What is a “dilf,” and should I be concerned?
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told a reader we’re closing early today and he yelled SHIT in the otherwise entirely silent library. love the enthusiasm 👍
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sulla and silo book club When
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one of my quests for this year is to be able to french braid my hair. so far i have figured out that i can sometimes do it if i a) am sitting down and b) speedrun it before my arms get too tired and if i dont succeed at first then immediately give up
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hey :/ i need some advice, feeling super ill today and my wife calpurnia had a weird dream about me dying. should i go to the senate meeting today anyway? not rlly feeling up to it
if you don’t go to the senate the senators will think you’re cringe
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the goddess sulis minerva accepts apple pay these days huh
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the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good
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