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"i have to eat him" you literally dont

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misread classical anthropology as classical anthropophagy. going to bed!!!

#beeps

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enough! with the modern au's, from now on you can only put them further back in time. give me caveman au's. give me the flintstone's au's. give me them crawling out of the ocean. make them single-celled organisms. get creative

#put them in the roman republic posthaste #<- do not. roman naming conventions + the nature of the political system mean any au will either suck or end up so so far removed from #the source material

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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

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Liège-Guillemins railway station / May 2023

#oh my god #save

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La Jument lighthouse, France

#five consecutive vowels

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she marcus on my tullius till i get head on the rostra

#real and true.

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he’s so. everything. i can’t believe he’s like ‘well i have always been aggressive about my policies and you brutus have Not’ when like. ok marce tulli remind me which of the two of you literally stabbed caesar to death

in today's letter: cicero tells brutus he won't write in any detail about a recent senate meeting, and then writes in a lot of detail about that recent senate meeting! cicero complains (again!) about brutus not killing mark antony when he had the chance! he thinks brutus should take the chance he does now have to kill mark antony's brother! a liiiiiittle bit of bitching about dolabella! cicero complains that brutus' letter to the senate was so pathetic that everyone thought it was a forgery! cicero wants brutus to start killing! and cicero wants his son to learn virtue from brutus—not that his son needs the help or anything!

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#epistulaeposting #beeps

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#frigate friggin friday #beeps

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cicero voice I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than charging 30.000 sestertiae of rent for a mediocre house on the palatine

#attis.

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in the omegaverse roman republic there was a tribune who was murdered for advocating for omega political rights in a sort of marcus livius drusus type situation i think

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#antigone buried alive friday afternoon

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in today's letter: cicero tells brutus he won't write in any detail about a recent senate meeting, and then writes in a lot of detail about that recent senate meeting! cicero complains (again!) about brutus not killing mark antony when he had the chance! he thinks brutus should take the chance he does now have to kill mark antony's brother! a liiiiiittle bit of bitching about dolabella! cicero complains that brutus' letter to the senate was so pathetic that everyone thought it was a forgery! cicero wants brutus to start killing! and cicero wants his son to learn virtue from brutus—not that his son needs the help or anything!

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#hi. read my (cicero’s) letter #beeps

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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

#WIOOOIOOAAAAGHHHHHH #art

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who up bustering they fili

#filibuster friday

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

#real #five consecutive vowels

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guy on this crew list called hector casket. hi.

#beeps