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damdemigodishness · 2 months
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leo canonically yellin, "DAMMM GIRLIE GOT A GYATT" at the top of his lungs while riding festus 1000 feet in the air as a gorgon is tryin to lunge at him.
while calypso is sitting behind him rethinking her life choices, leo says "CHILLAX MAMACITA I GOT THISS" and festus blows fire as the gorgon is incinerated midair.
and lester is shaking.
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aphroditeinthesea · 1 month
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“ lipstick on your face (so it goes) ”
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leo valdez x female!reader 🔨
leo realizes the power of makeup
⚠️ makeout, slightly spicy
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“Can I do your makeup?”
He looked up at her from what he was currently working on, “what?”
“Come on,” she frustratedly threw her head back, “I’m bored and you’re pretty.”
He smirked, “I am pretty,” he sighed as he stretched out his arms.
She raised her eyebrow, leaning closer to him from the chair she was sitting on, “so you’ll let me?”
He stayed silent for a minute. He looked away, then back at her.
“No one else will see it!”
“My siblings-“
“I love you.”
“Why would you say that?!” He laughed. He slid his hands down his face, “you can do my makeup,” he finally caved in.
Her smile grew, “I’ll be right back,” and with that, she pecked his lips before running out the door.
Minutes later, she came back holding a pink sparkly bag, that Leo could only compare to a lunchbox. She placed the bag on the table next to his tools.
“I‘ll start with concealer,” she began, grabbing a small bottle that was so not his shade.
“Babe,” he laughed, “I don’t think that’ll work.”
She rolled her eyes, placing dots under each of his eyes, “you’ll live.” She grabbed an eyeshadow palette next. As she opened it, he swore it smelled like vanilla frosting, “what color do you want?”
He glanced at the palette, “f/c,” he answered, looking back at her again. Did he really care for that color? Not until he met her.
“You’re not just saying that?”
“You love that color and I love you, so it’s perfect,” he smiled.
She felt her heartbeat slightly pick up speed as she watched his lips. She grabbed the brush, blending the color onto his eyelid. She tightly held onto his jaw to make sure he didn’t move.
She stood back, tilting her head as though she were examining a painting. She nodded to herself before taking out a black tube.
“No way.”
She giggled, “what? Are you scared?”
He shook his head, “I just know you don’t have the steadiest hands.”
“You can trust me,” she tried to convince him. She opened the tube and straddled his lap to get a better view of his eye, “it would, you know, accentuate your already amazing eye shape.”
He held onto her hips to steady her, “you need to stop flattering me,” he joked.
She bit her lip as she smiled. She leaned into him, beginning to brush the liner onto his eye.
He couldn’t help but pay all his attention to her bubblegum scented breath fanning his face. His eyes twitched slightly, but he overall was too distracted by trying not just throw her onto the table and kiss her lips right then and there.
She screwed the cap back onto the eyeliner, placing it back in the bag, “that’s all done at least,” she turned back to her boyfriend and wrapped her arms around his neck.
“Is that all?” He questioned as his thumbs traced circles on her hips.
She paused for a minute, “one more thing.” She leaned back, pulling out a lip gloss. He puckered his lips as he thought she was about apply it to him. But instead, she glossed her own lips before putting the gloss away.
Before he had a chance to question her, his lips were taken over by the warmth of her own. He fell into the kiss as his eyes closed. He could feel the stickiness of the gloss being transferred to his mouth but he couldn’t have cared less, because all he cared about right now was pulling her as close to him as possible. His hands traveled down her body which made her press further into him.
She took her lips away for only a second so she could whisper, “you really are pretty,” she moved a stray strand of hair out of his face.
He laughed, “I know.”
“Shut up,” she added before leaning into another kiss. That was when Leo knew he would be asking her to do his makeup a lot more often.
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hrts4caiiti · 11 months
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I've seen people comparing the age gap between caleo and solangelo so let's talk about it shall we?
nico di angelo was born in the 1930s, yes, calypso was born way before then, yes, they're both old souls, yes!
BUT
nico being put in the casino means he only aged chronologically years went by but mentally and physically he was a ten year old boy, he didn't age at all in the casino meaning he's no more developed than will would be mentally
calypso may not have aged physically and looks like a 15 year old girl but mentally she aged with the island, her mental development is that much older than any of the demigods you'll ever see in this series, she knows this, she uses this to her advantage, she uses her "maturity" against everyone talking down on them because of it
leo is 16 inside and out, mentally and physically he's sixteen.
caleos age gap may not be physically wrong but mentally they are millenia apart, solangelo is mentally and physically the same, sure nico may still be accustomed to things from the 30s but he's still 14, wills still 15, Leo's 16, calypso is older than anyone can imagine.
therefore we can't be comparing these two ships for ANYTHING because it's not the same, no way is it the same
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green-tea217 · 1 month
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Leo actually gets a good character arc instead of solving his trauma with a girlfriend send post
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yonemurishiroku · 6 months
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I like the fact that Jason and Piper break up because it implies that any. other. canon. couple. can. break. up. too.
The possibility is not zero.
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child-of-helios · 23 days
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Calypso x Leo SUCKS, here is why
Look, I get why that sounds harsh, and it is, but hear me out.
First and most importantly, Calypso is a pedophile. We see her fall in love with 14 year old Percy, then 15/16 year old Leo. Already weird, right? And look, if we got some explanation as to why it would ever be okay for a titaness who is thousands of years old to fall in love with CHILDREN, maybe I could see past it.
BUT in the odyssey myth, Odysseus was MUCH older than a teenager. He was already noted to be an old wise king (who was old enough to feign madness from old age) at the START of the Trojan war. Now that war lasted 10 years and add to that the multiple years he spent traveling to Ithaca, and you got an old-ass man. So either Calypso was already a mature adult, or a child thirsting after some old dude. Sure, it happens, but weird. Let's not forget that Odysseus was married and very much still in love with his WIFE Penelope, but Calypso basically kept him hostage on her island and would not let him leave at all.
Now let's get to Percy, he got blamed for not making sure that the gods kept their promise??? Good sir that is a 16 year old who just got out of a WAR and had his memory stolen, of course he didn't check with the gods. ITS NOT HIS RESPONSIBILITY! He shouldn't be held accountable. Also let me remind you that Calypso wanted him when he was 14. Not a good look.
And finally, we get to Leo. Poor poor Leo. A boy who was oh-so starved for love that he took anything he could get, and that's my explanation as to why Calypso x Leo ever happened. Honestly, I adored Leo. I had a crush on him (still kinda do shhh), I won't lie. However, I also adored Annabeth but since her and Percy are amazing together, I could get behind Percabeth. But Caleo? Hell no. Sure, they have a fun dynamic, but it's more of a sibling dynamic in my opinion. I would've rather had Leo x Khione or something. Maybe Leo x Echo cause that would've been adorable. But Caleo??? No. He should've never gone back for her. Leave her to rot.
Secondly, Calypso is simply a jerk. And I'm the type of person who adores asshole characters when done right. Octavian is great because he's an irredeemable asshole AND he gets karma. But Calypso? She's a bitch and gets such a kindhearted boyfriend in return. Like I said, she tried to pressure a (married) man into sleeping with her and is simply a dick to Leo (HER BOYFRIEND) and I could understand if they were siblings, cause siblings are dicks to eachother with love underneath, but she just sucks. She immediately hated him, which she has reason to do after what happened to her, but even after that she was just horrible to Leo. I seriously don't see why he loves, likes, or even tolerates her.
In conclusion, I hate what Rick did to Leo. I adore his stories like no other (which is why I'm so passionate about this), but he really fumbled the bag here. Calypso is just not a good fit for Leo.
Personally I really do prefer Leo x Jason, Leo x Nico or even Leo x Echo. And yes it does sound weird for me to say that considering that I call Calypso a pedo, but I could see Echo not being able to age normally because of being stuck with Narcissus. Echo x Leo is in my opinion much better than Calypso x Leo.
Um sorry- that was really mean but I needed to say that.
On a lighter note I saw this really long worm which was cool! :D
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marsconer · 4 months
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i hate how this fandom treats calypso. like we know why percy forgot about his promise, we know all of this but she doesn’t. she’s trapped in a island with no sense of time and when a hero she loves promised her he would free her, all she knows is that he didn’t when she was naive enough to believe he would. and about the curse, girls are allowed to have nasty cruel thoughts and the way some people expected percy to act around her is really telling to how they see his character.
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devils-little-sista · 5 months
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Let’s be honest here. Percabeth is the only canon couple that is actually going to last a life time.
Most of these types of couples in the YA genres wouldn’t last a year.
Solangelo wouldn’t even last 6 months (there are many reasons it won’t last any significant amount of time I could go on for years and years so I’ll skip that part. Theyll grow apart and never talk again and almost forget each other. Once in a blue moon Nico will think of Will and think if he was normal they might have lasted. Will occasionally thinks of Nico and wishes he could’ve understood Nico better. They are not endgame. They are not significant in any way.
Jasiper wouldn’t last a year. Piper gets some therapy and does some soul searching and realizes it was just Heras spell and comphet and she likes girls. She breaks up with Jason. Jason is confused and heartbroken cause he thought things were going so well. Piper explains and Jason totally understands and is supportive but still heartbroken because he really did fall in love with her after the war. They still love each other platonically. Always thinking about each other They may take a little time apart from each other after they breakup (a couple months) but I think they would grow back together as best friends after Jason’s heart heals. They’ll be friends well into their adult years. They might travel in different directions eventually but they still catch up every couple of years or so.
Frazel would last until their young adult years and then they realize they want to figure who they are outside of each other and maybe see other people cause they were both so young when they got together. They’re curious and want to try new things and see the world from an individuals point of view. But they stay best freinds forever through everything. Their platonic bond is one that could never be separated by space and could never be broken by time. Neither of them could picture their life without the other. Platonically codependency. They still go everywhere together. Just not as a couple. They’re still enjoying their individual lives and experiences. And then when they’re middle aged and thinking about retiring in a couple years they fall back in love with each other and get married and happily ever after.
Caleo wouldn’t last a year. And the worst part is they don’t even technically break up. Calypso just gets really busy with everything else in her life and looses interest in Leo and she feels bad about it. She’s doesn’t break up with him because she doesn’t want to hurt his feelings. So she just kinda strings him along for the second 6 months of their relationship. And of course Leo knows something is up and is upset and keeps trying to spend more time with her and talk things through but Calypso just brushes him off always saying she’s too busy maybe another time and eventually just drops off the face of the earth and moves on with her life. Leo always wondered where she went and who she’s hanging out with and what kind of adventures she’s going on without him. Leo really did love her. And she was just temporarily hyper fixated on him.
In cannon Percabeth is endgame in every sense of the word. (Fannon can make that and all of the above change and be different of course but I’m talking about all of this in a cannon sense)
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kermitthesog · 5 months
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I think Uncle Rick was really harsh when it came to Leo. And yeah, a lot of people talk about his backstory and that being really sad, but I’m here to talk about his ending and future.
He never found his soulmate. All of his other friends did, (well Piper and Jason didn’t last forever, but they were still really close) but he didn’t. The one time he found somebody, she was toxic and just plain mean to him. Calypso said, “You can’t fix everything, Leo.” even though this is clearly a coping mechanism for his trauma. In the end, they didn’t work out. But even that wasn’t the worst part.
It’s the Jason part of it. He was away for too long and didn’t get to say goodbye to Jason or hi for that matter. He didn’t get to say a word to him before he died. All he saw when he came back was a coffin and Piper telling him the story. This was his best friend ever. And the fact that he not only lost Jason, but Leo and Piper separated very far apart. The Lost Trio shattered, and Leo isn’t getting any happier.
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damsn4ckbar · 18 days
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my thoughts on caleo even though no one asked for them!!!
Personally, I don't like caleo, it felt forced, as if Leo was the only single one so Rick just paired him off with this immortal titaness so he wouldn't be alone. Honestly, Calypso's kinda a jerk, and Leo is too good for her. Nemesis told him that he'd always be the 7th wheel, so I like the headcannon that Leo's aromantic (idk the correct terms for everything, but I think that's correct), and he's the 7th wheel not because he's "unlovable" (all his friends love him) but because he simply does not want to date! And maybe he thinks he does want to date for a bit, but eventually he realises he's perfectly content with just his friends.
Also, it would have been wayyy more impactful if Leo had helped Calypso get away for Ogygia simply out of the kindness of his heart, and to hold the gods accountable for not following through on their promise to Percy. Maybe at first he thought he liked her, just to continue on Leo's whole "falling in love with unobtainable people" thing, but i dont think Calypso would ever return this crush, and Leo would just get over it. When Leo first arrived, Calypso took one look at him and was lowkey disgusted, like here was this scrawny guy washed up on here island, when before she's had strong, very heroic types such as oddyeseus, so I don't think she'd like Leo because he's simply not her type.
However I do like the idea of Calypso getting a soft spot for Leo, and them developing a sort of sibling-like relationship, or a friendship similar to early Percabeth - but with less of an undertone of romance and tragedy.
Also, if we're not going with the aro Leo hc, I way prefer valgrace or valzhang (they have so much more chemistry and backstory let's be real they're both sm better)
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imu-chan · 1 year
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so who in your ship says ‘sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt’ and who in your ship says ‘moronsexual??? Please don’t call my partner a moron :(‘
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At Annabeth & Percy’s wedding
Calypso: sorry about Leo
Annabeth: it’s ok, i know he tells lies when he’s hungry
Leo, in line at the buffet table, talking to Frank: i invented dogs
inspired by this post
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anyways echo x leo could've been cuter than caleo
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no1valgraceshipper · 28 days
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Rating ships bc I’m bored,
Percabeth - 100000000/10 like obv
Jercy - 10/10 I love Jercy sm u don’t understand
Valgrace - 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 all I write abt is them
Solangelo - 10/10 Jsjsjs grumpy x sunshine
Shelper - they seem so cute together so far so prob like 7.5/10
Jasper/Jiper - 2/10 Pipers fake memories were cute ig?
Jeyna - IF Reyna wasn’t aroace they could’ve been cute so 4/10 don’t ship it tho
Theyna - NO. they r both huntress of Artemis ??? 0/10
Pernico - disrespectfully jail xoxo -1010918282828/10
Jasico - same as Pernico just a little less minus numbers -291982/10
Valdangelo - they r so cute 8.5/10
Pipabeth - AAAA I love them sm !! 9.5/10
Rachbeth - I don’t read much of it but from what I’ve read it’s pretty cool !! 7.5/10
Perchel - I don’t like them together :c 3/10 the kiss was cute tho
Frazel - 9/10 bc the age is a bit iffy
Caleo - -179229682698729872692862/10 rot in the pits of Tartarus tysm!!
sanubis - -17198719816186881868816/10 same as caleo
Zarter - don’t rlly know bc it was kinda fake for a lot of the ship?? But they r not bad so 6/10
Fierrochase - YESSSSSSSSSSSSS 272987298272/10
Bliztstone - 161671816/10 it’s canon idc what u say /hj
lmk if I missed any u ship ??
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anyone else for post breakup caleo being friends?
Piper absolutely makes a gc with the 3 of them and reyna
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2222222232222222222 · 24 days
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I PHISICICALLY CANOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! read fanfictiond where even the most minor backround ships are ones i dislike 🗣️🗣️🗣️ great fan fiction? "leo and calypso" NOT SO GREAT ANYMORE. jason and piper??????????? NO JASON AND LEO ARE IN LOVE AND I WONT HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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