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red-riot-unbreakable-heart · 2 months

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Bakugo: Why are your teeth so damn sharp, shitty hair!?

Kirishima: It's because my dad is a shark.

Bakugo: *was not expecting this response* WHAT!?

Kirishima: Yeah, I thought you knew!

Sero: Yeah, Bakugo - don't you remember? We met his dad last year at orientation - he's a really nice shark!

Kamanari: He sent Kirishima that nice postcard from the Tokoyo aquarium last month, too. Remember - we hung it on the kitchen fridge!

Sero: Yeah and he sent us all sardines for Christmas last year - so thoughtful!!

Bakugo: The hell - ARE YOU ALL FUCKING WITH ME!?

Bakusquad: Yes.

Kirishima: Really sharp teeth just run in my family.

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incorrectmyhero · 2 years

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Aizawa: Father's Day is just a ploy made by capitalist in order to increase revenue by building sentiment over a relationship which will only bring you pain and abandonm-

Eri: i made you a card! :D

Aizawa, tearing up: you did?

#s: ?#incorrect quotes #incorrect boku no hero academia #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect bnha #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect my hero academia #incorrect my hero #incorrect mha #shouta aizawa #aizawa shota #eraserhead #eri #dadzawa

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katebushsbabushka · 2 years

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“I was not a pick-me, I am a kill-me,” -- Shouta Aizawa to his students.

#shouta aizawa #aizawa shouta #my hero academia #mha #boku no hero academia #bnha #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect my hero #yes i did this for larry johnson too but it fits aizawa so im putting it here #quotes from my students #incorrect aizawa #eraserhead #eraserdaddy #daddyzawa #incorrect mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect bnha #incorrect bnha quotes

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queen-of-weird-girl-nation · 3 months

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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?

Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants

Nico: we literally dragged him here?????

#Jason is crocheting in the corner #Boy hasn’t had a rest like ever #So this is nice #jason grace #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo incorrect quotes #riordanverse #my child <3 #jason grace my child #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo fandom #rick riordan #I’m bad at incorrect quotes

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lilislegacy · 2 months

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clarisse: you know Chase, i would have SO much more respect for you if you just weren’t dating jackson

clarisse: even putting aside the multitude of idiotic things he’s said and done over the years

clarisse: i just watched him have a heated argument with a horse. over donuts.

clarisse: because he claims that bear claw donuts have a completely stupid name and should instead be called bear paws, “because the donuts don’t actually depict claws”

clarisse: and then he proceeded to ask a stingray for it’s input

clarisse: because he thought a stingray would know what a bear claw looks like

annabeth:

annabeth: he’s a really good kisser

clarisse:

annabeth: and to be fair, he’s right

#plenty good enough reason in my opinion #pjo incorrect quotes #percy my love #silly seaweed brain #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #heroes of olympus #clarisse la rue #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #lol

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incorrect-riordanverse · 9 months

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ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.

Nico, after being included: what the fuck—

#he got his own book. but at what cost.#i still havent read tsats yet but its on my shelf 😭😭#im in a reading slump rn its HORRID #riordanverse #incorrect riordanverse #rick riordan #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #pjo #nico di angelo #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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luxthestrange · 2 months

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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent

UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...

Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-

Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-

Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*

Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-

Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*

Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?

Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~

Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha x y/n #mha x reader #mha x y/n #aizawa x reader #aizawa shouta #aizawa shouta x reader #aizawa shouta x y/n #aizawa x y/n #bnha fluff #secretary y/n #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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mha-quotes-and-such · 5 months

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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening

#bakugou #midoriya #bakudeku #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #incorrect bnha #incorrect mha quotes

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fever-dreamer97 · 10 months

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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.

Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.

Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!

Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?

Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.

Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.

Aizawa and Bakugo:

Bakugo: What?

#anime #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #boku no academia #boku no hero #bnha manga #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect mha #incorrect mha quotes #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bkdk #bakudeku #aizawa shouta

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definetelysaidatua · 4 months

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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*

Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: did he freak out?

Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED

#incorrect bnha quotes #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #bkdk incorrect quotes #bakudeku #they’re insane I love them

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venusleontios55555 · 11 months

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Leo: I think Coach Hedge mixed up our lunches. Look.

*holds up a note that says "I love you so much."*

Piper: Oh, that explains this.

*Holds up a note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."*

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red-riot-unbreakable-heart · 23 days

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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?

Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.

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incorrectmyhero · 2 years

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Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Ejirou to be your lawfully wedded spouse? For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?

Bakugou: Death can try and part us but not before I tear death apart first.

Kirishima: ...Babe? You... You can't- death isn't a physical entity.

Bakugou: A minor setback.

Kirishima: ...I'm not sure if I should be touched or concerned.