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[mha-quotes-and-such]

Kirishima: Im dating Bakugou because I love him! What other reason would there be? Jirou: I assumed you lost a bet

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[drunk-cryptic-witch]

Y/N, trying to be sweet for once: You’re my home *smiles*

Bakugo: But I’m not broken tf

Y/N: THEYRE NOT DIVORCED JUST SEPARATED-

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[shelly-stark-official]

Reason #1738356473 why no one is allowed to use slang near Todoroki

Kaminari: wig

Shoto: Who’s wig?

Kaminari: No like-

Shoto: I don’t have a wig the hair is natural.

Kaminari: Dude I meant-

Shoto: So is the scar, it’s not makeup it’s just the product of trauma

Kaminari: Todoroki please-

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[incorrectmyhero]

Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Ejirou to be your lawfully wedded spouse? For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?

Bakugou: Death can try and part us but not before I tear death apart first.

Kirishima: ...Babe? You... You can't- death isn't a physical entity.

Bakugou: A minor setback.

Kirishima: ...I'm not sure if I should be touched or concerned.

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[incorrect-bakusquad-quotes]

Sero: Which country has the most birds?

Sero: Portu-geese!

Kirishima: That's a language.

Sero: Portu-gull?

Kirishima: Good recovery.

Jirou: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Mina: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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[iwas-tooru]

THE BAKUSQUAD AS INCORRECT QUOTES PT. 1

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kaminari: i just ended a five year relationship kirishima: oh my god, are you okay? kaminari: i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship kirishima:

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momo: just do it! jiro: ugh, fine! jiro: kaminari. kaminari: hmm? jiro: you give me butterflies. kaminari: huh? i don't remember giving anything to you- jiro: i meant butterflies in my stomach... kaminari: kaminari: ...you ate butterflies? ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── sero: *slides picture across table* i need you to shoot this person in the leg bakugo: that's... you? sero: mina wants me to do zumba with her

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kaminari: *spits out blood* you've become more powerful since the last time we crossed paths dentist: please stop, there's a sink right next to you

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sero: i was looking in the mirror earlier and feeling unattractive, could you compliment me to make me feel better? mina: mina: you have great eyesight

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aizawa: you two say you have nothing to do with this prank. are you lying to me? mina: well, sir, depends on how you define lying aizawa: i define it as not telling the truth. what do you define it as? kaminari: reclining your body in a horizontal position aizawa: aizawa: get the fuck out of my office

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bakugo: my memory is sharp as fuck, name the last time i forgot something! sero: you left denki in the walmart parking lot like three weeks ago bakugo: that was intentional, try again damn extra

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mina: i'm having fruit salad for dinner. mina: well, fruit salad- mina: it's actually mostly grapes mina: well, it's all grapes mina: fermented grapes... mina: wine. mina: i'm having wine for dinner.

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sero: hey kirishima, how do i get revenge on someone for wronging me? kirishima: the manliest way to get revenge is to let go and live well. sero: sero: hey, bakugo, how do i get revenge-

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mina: is stabbing someone illegal? bakugo: no sero: not if they consent to it kaminari: depends on who you're stabbing kirishima: YES???

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boss: you're fired sero: *turns in his badge and gun* boss: boss: you're a waiter, where did you get those-

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mina: hey bakugo, did it hurt? kirishima: when he fell from heaven? mina: no mina: did it hurt when i told you to google it and i was right? bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP RACCOON EYES

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kaminari: *hiding from villains* kaminari: *quietly tries to open a bag of chips*

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bakugo: this game is so stupid sero: c'mon man, just do it! bakugo: fine bakugo: shitty hair, truth or dare? kirishima: truth bakugo: how many hours have you slept this week? kirishima: uh... dare bakugo: GO TO SLEEP!! kirishima: kirishima: i don't think i like this game bakugo: *begins to vibrate*

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[arlmy07]

Bakusquad+ As Things My Friends Have Said Pt2

Jiro: "No don't do drugs. It's too expensive."

Bakugo: "I'd politely decline. And then defenestrate you."

Sero: "Everyone in this group chat has been super depressed about being single and it's killing my vibe."

Shinso: "I have reached the max amount of extroverts my mental capacity can handle."

Kirishima: "I'd be really pissed off if you disobeyed the instructions I gave you for your own good..."

Mina: "Hahah guys, Sato left me alone with a bunch of crepe batter and a hot stove. What could go wrong?" *less than two minutes later* "Holy crap I already set one on fire..."

Kaminari: "OUCH MY FEELINGS! JEEZ DUDE!"

Shinso: "Calling a girl a cow is fine if you follow it up with cute right after."

Kirishima: "Stop bruh-ing me in that tone. I'm sensitive, okay?"

Jiro: "Lol Kaminari, keep visualizing that. Be concerned. Get traumatized. Have a good time."

Sero: "Sad times. But anyways, get frickin REKTED Bakugo! TAKE THOSE BRUH'S AND FEEL THE FRIGGIN PAIN BAKUGO-KUN!"

Mina: "I can neither confirm nor deny the facts of that statement. Legally, at least."

Kaminari: "Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear."

Bakugo: *said in the most monotone of monotones*"Wow. I just witnessed a breakup."

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[class-1a-stan-blog]

Kirishima: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Kaminari: The car takes a screenshot.

Bakugou: Get the fuck out.

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[alien-slushie]

Denki: -Cause why?! He might steal a zamboni again! Look out: It's Zamboni Theif Denki!

Kyoka: Gah this again. We're not going to call you "Zamboni Theif Denki".

Denki: But it's a cool nickname!

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[abel-not-gaybel]

Shigaraki, negotiating with the bakusquad: We have your precious dynamight. Give us ten thousand yen and they will be returned to you unharmed

Bakugo: Whoa, whoa, wait. YOU THINK IM ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND YEN?!

Shigaraki:...

Bakugo: MAKE IT ONE MILLION!–

Jirou: BAKUGO STOP

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[knightingale-errant]

kiribaku in the dorms

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[mha-quotes-and-such]

Bakugou: FIGHT ME YOU NERD ASS SLUT! Jirou: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Kaminari: I got this- what you should say is "dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?" Jirou: Somehow that's worse

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[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Here's some old Kiribaku headcanons I found cleaning out my notes app

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Someone tries to insult kiri and he responds "Kats calls me worse than that when he's trying to get in my pants"

Neither of them ever publicly came out, but Ejirou did come out as straight on April fools day on year

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They don't fight very often, which surprises a lot of ppl. They're very good at communicating and compromising with the other

However, in their UA days, they'd get into petty squabbles that were a war zones, just screaming and throwing shit that leaves everyone scrambling to get out of their way.

Bakugou tells Kiri one day that he hates it because he doesn't want to be like his mother.

Their actual serious fights are always quick words that turn into giving each other the silent treatment but staying glued to the others side cause they're sad when they aren't together, including holding hands while on the couch but facing opposition directions and still going to the gym for their regular workout.

The longest they've gone is a week

When they break its always them laying in bed together finally whispering apologizes and talking over their fight calmly

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Todoroki and Bakugou are actually best friends, they feed of eachothers energy and just roast ppl

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[shelly-stark-official]

Shinso: If you guys took a shot every time you did something risky and stupid, how drunk would you be?

Bakusquad: Haha wasted

Dekusquad: Dead.

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[incorrectmyhero]

Aizawa: Why do you kids like being out in the rain so much?

Eri: I like splashing and rain is just fun!

Shinsou: I'm trying to get hit by lightning

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[incorrect-bakusquad-quotes]

Bakugou: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Kaminari: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Kirishima: I personally was created in a lab.

Sero: I just straight up spawned lol.

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