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Izuku: You know what’s bigger than it actually is?

Bakugo: First off, not even gonna say it. Second, what?

Izuku, leaves and comes back with a stoplight: A stoplight!

Bakugo:…Where the hell did you get that?

Izuku: Not important.

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Bakugo, reading Izuku’s post-it note he left for him: ‘I love you!’

Bakugo, blushing: Tch nerd. Wait, there’s another note. ‘I wish I could say the same - Todoroki’

Bakugo, flips the note off: Well, screw you too, IcyHot!

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Izuku: Hey guys! How is the set you’re painting so far?

Bakugo: Would be fu*king better if IcyHot would actually pay attention to how we need to paint it!

Izuku: Oh, Todoroki-Kun, I think you’re painting it a little differently. Can you try to copy Kacchan?

Todoroki, paints a smiley face: Like this?

Izuku: Y-Yeah, that’s better!

Bakugo: Like hell it is.

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Izuku: I wouldn’t put my relationship with Kacchan in a friendship light. It’s more of a…gray territory.

Todoroki: More like gay territory.

Izuku:

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Izuku: Kacchan, what does that lady’s bumper sticker say?

Bakugo, reading: ‘Kids need both parents.’

Izuku, yelling at the lady’s car: WELL, SOME KIDS DON’T HAVE A CHOICE, KAREN!

Bakugo:

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Bakugo, eating: Heh, see hag? Deku can actually make me food once in a while.

Mitsuki: Izuku, don’t take that shit. You don’t cook for him until you two get married.

Izuku, takes Bakugo’s plate away and gives it to her: Yes, ma’am.

Bakugo: Oi, give me that back!

Mitsuki, slaps his head: You better earn it then!

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Present Mic: And next up, Bakugo Katsuki! Standing there with a face only a mother could love!

Mitsuki, yelling from the stands: AND I DON’T!

Bakugo:

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Izuku: Guys, face it. We’re lost.

Shinso: That’s ok. We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is all around the corner. Farewell.

Izuku: I agree but that’s not helpful at the moment.

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Kaminari: Hey guys! I got Todoroki a card for his birthday. It has a joke that fits perfectly with that scar on his right eye.

Izuku:…It’s not on his right eye. It’s on his left.

Sero: Hit the breaks, Midoriya. It’s on his right…Wait, I might be wrong.

Izuku: Kacchan, you hung out with him a lot during those classes. Which eye is it?

Bakugo:

Izuku: Really?

Bakugo: I didn’t want to breathe in the same room as him, let alone look at him.

Izuku: Okay, who says left eye?

Half of Class 1-A: *raises hand*

Izuku: Okay, who says right?

Half of Class 1-A: *raises hand*

Izuku: Okay, half and half. That solves nothing.

Bakugo: For God’s-ICYHOT! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

Todoroki: What?

Class 1-A: Left!

Todoroki: ???

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Kirishima: *Runs into the room and looks around* Okay, so I know this text you sent me was a lie and there isn’t actually rare Crimson Riot merch here, right?

Sero: Correct. That was a lie to get you here.

Kirishima: I know...I just...wouldn’t live with myself if it actually been true.

Kaminari: *Runs in* WHERE ARE THE FREE SKITTLES?!

Sero: *Gives him a bag* Here you go, buddy!

Kaminari: YAY!

Kirishima: Aww! He gets his thing?

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Kirishima, saluting: Today, my bros, we salute to our roommate as he decided to move out and abandoned us.

Bakugo: I got freaking married, you shitstains. You decided to do this when I came back for my next visit, didn’t you?

Kirishima, ignoring him: Sero, remove his picture from the wall.

Sero, tugging on the picture: I can’t take it off.

Kaminari: Oh, I think I cemented it to the wall.

Bakugo: YOU DID WHAT-

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Teacher Bakugo AU

Bakugo: This damn TV keeps turning off and I don’t know why.

Izuku: Well, I just saw one of your students with a phone. Are you turning this TV off with an app, son?

Student: Heh, maybe-

Bakugo, yanks the phone out of the student’s hands and throws it against the wall:

Izuku: Kacchan!

Student: What the hell, bro-

Bakugo, leaving the room: I’m sick of this shit! You brought it!

Izuku: B-Brought what?

Bakugo, comes back with a fire ax in his hands: C’MON HERE YOU DAMN BRAT!

Students: AHHH!

Izuku: KATSUKI, WHAT THE HELL?!

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Tokoyami: Every birthday is like the grim reaper moving one peg on the abacus of your life.

Class 1-A, celebrating Tokoyami’s birthday:

Izuku, just asked Tokoyami if he likes the cake: T-The center of it has pudding.

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Bakugo: Oi nerd, why are there paw prints all over your homework?

Izuku: I dropped my stuff this morning on the way to school and an alley cat ran over it.

Bakugo: HAHA!

Izuku: I just hope Aizawa-sensei won’t be too cruel in grading it.

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Bakugo: So, how badly did you fail?

Izuku: H-He gave me a perfect score.

Bakugo:

Izuku: He also wrote it was the best work he’s seen from me.

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Me, watching from the corner of the room: They’ll never know that this was a Game Grumps reference.

Bakugo: Well I’m just saying-

Izuku: I swear. If you get saucy with me, I will body slam you.

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Izuku, in the midst of a competition: And although I’m usually fair, I want to say everyone that vi-

Bakugo: Victory shall be mine!

Izuku, confused:

Bakugo: I heard you practicing in the shower earlier, nerd. You can’t surprise me, letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made.

Izuku: Okay, fun take on our relationship.

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Aizawa: Being a hero is about trial and error. Mic, write that on the board. What you want to avoid is too much trial-

Kaminari: ‘Trail and error?’

Aizawa, looking at the board: What-Mic, you misspelled it.

Present Mic: Oh, sorry. I always have issues with that word.

Bakugo: You’re our ENGLISH teacher.