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fever-dreamer97 · 2 days
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Bakugo, reading Izuku’s post-it note he left for him: ‘I love you!’
Bakugo, blushing: Tch nerd. Wait, there’s another note. ‘I wish I could say the same - Todoroki’
Bakugo, flips the note off: Well, screw you too, IcyHot!
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Kirishima: So tell me...do you like like him!?
Katsuki: Shitty hair - I've been dating Izuku for 4 years, of course I like him.
Kirishima: Yeah! But do you like like him?
Katsuki: We live together. We are parents of a dog. I proposed to him last week.
Kirishima: Oo! Sounds like things are getting ~serious~ between you too!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: The hell are you talking about!? YOU'RE MY BEST MAN IN THE WEDDING!!
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mha-quotes-and-such · 5 months
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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening
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writersmorgue · 5 months
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Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.
Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.
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Katsuki: If the person i have a crush on disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Deku: Well maybe you should have principles.
Katsuki: You're absolutely right. Maybe I should.
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doujenz · 8 months
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kacchan's dinner 🍤
NSFW comics on Patreon!
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sukislady · 1 year
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• ₊°✧︡ ˗ ˏ ˋ“forgotten kiss” ♡ ˎˊ ˗
𐚁̸ featuring .i. midoriya, k. bakugo, s. todoroki, d. kaminari, e. kirishima, h. sero
𐚁̸ scenario .you wake up late into the morning, your partner has long since been to work, leaving after giving you a faint kiss that you didn’t feel. which makes you think they forgot the one thing that’s routine for you two; a good morning kiss
𐚁̸ warnings .fluff, cursing, humor, reader is goddamn stupid
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Hizashi: Shouta, what's your type?
Shouta: tall, strong, dumb, gay, and looks like a golden retriever
Hizashi: wow, thats really specific. Do I know him?
Shouta: did I mention dumb?
Hizashi: yeah, why?
Shouta: just checking
*later*
Hizashi, waking up in the middle of the night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES ALL MIGHT
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homos-in-training · 10 months
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Incorrect MHA-54 (DekusquadxReader)
Y/n: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
Izuku: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
Todoroki: A realist sees the train coming
Iida: THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES 3 IDIOTS STANDING ON THE TRACKS
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 months
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 months
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All Might: Today I realized I’m old Midnight: What happened? All Might: I fell in the cafeteria and instead of laughing, Bakugou came to see if I was okay Midnight: Oh no... All Might: I saw the fear in his eyes
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writersmorgue · 5 months
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Iida Ten-inch at your service
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AllMight: Hey, Aizawa? Did You ever want support items aside from your capture weapon???
Aizawa: ....I tried a jet pack once...
AllMight: A JET PACK???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Aizawa: Nope. I attached it to my sleeping bag for fast transport with a layer of protection.
AllMight: Well...what happened???
Aizawa: I discontinued the jet pack...
Aizawa: because Mic was TERRIFIED.
AllMight: Did he think you'd crash?
Aizawa: No, he thought I looked like a giant caterpillar with rocket boosters.
Mic: Yeah I threatened to break up with him.
Aizawa: he was crying
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