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messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts
oh hello i am in fact alive
“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”
“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)
being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them
“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”
^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”
“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”
“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”
“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”
“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”
getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around
“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”
“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”
“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”
“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”
“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”
“she says we bicker like an old married couple”
talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”
“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”
“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright
“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”
#dialogue prompt#imagine your otp#dialogue snippet#otp dialogue#otp incorrect quotes#otp prompts#otp ship#romance#romance prompts#story prompt#writing#writing prompt#writing prompts#writblr#fluff#fluff prompts#love prompts#flirty banter#kiss prompts#flirty#suggestive#enemies prompts#friends to lovers#enemies to lovers#smut prompts#exes to lovers#exes to lovers prompts#romance prompt#fwb prompt#making up prompts
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Flirting
Tony Stark x Reader
Short and sweet (because as far as I know, no one has flirted with me. Unless I really am that oblivious).
"How's my favorite artist in the world?” asked Tony as he entered the studio of his latest mad impulses.
He'd gotten an earful from Potts after she’d found out about Y/N Y/L/N. Yet somehow, the lovely, witty, sarcastic to the point of pure saltiness, twenty-seven-year-old was worth it.
“Depends on whether I get this shading right. If it goes well, I'm on top of the world. If it doesn't, I'm killing myself” you grumbled from where you were hunched over at your desk.
Coming up behind you, Tony saw what your current project was.
“Is that me?” he asked, a delighted grin creeping onto his face.
"I draw a portrait of all my patrons. You're the only one I've had any fun with,” you confessed, still focused on your work.
“I’m flattered. You ever done a self-portrait?” Tony inquired curiously.
"Nah, it'd just make me never wanna look in a mirror again.”
“You’d just be unable to capture every last ounce of beauty,” Tony argued with a teasing smile.
"What ever you say, Boss," you snorted as you reached for a blending stick.
Tony could only stare in astonishment as his blatant flirting went straight over the artist's head. Had you been living under a rock before they met?
It wasn't until after the billionaire had left and you replayed your conversation in your head, did his comment finally register.
“Wait. Was. Was he . . . flirting with me?" you asked aloud in pure bewilderment. "STARK! GET BACK HERE, I HAVE QUESTIONS!!!"
#tony stark x reader#arkytiorwrites#marvel#marvel x reader#tony stark#iron man#tony stark x fem!reader#tony stark x gn!reader#tony stark x male reader#flirty banter#flirting#I don’t know how to flirt I’m sorry#flirty Tony#oblivious reader#artist reader#there are no men#only art
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💞⚾ Noxy’s Tarlos Baseball Fic ⚾💞
💞⚾ now complete ⚾💞
Ship: Tarlos | Fandom: 911 Lone Star | Author: noxsoulmate | Read on ao3
Chapter: 2/2 | Word Count: 10940 | Complete: 16330 | Rating: Explicit | Warnings/Tags: baseball, valentine's day, different first meeting, meet-cute, running into each other, coffee shops, farmers market, night clubs, hook-up, baseball player TK, baseball player Carlos, rivals, Red vs Blue (but not the episode), banter, sexual innuendos, flirting, teasing, basically Tarlos uses the baseball game as foreplay, and they don't hide it, implied sexual content, but TK has a dirty mind so the rating is explicit, making out, strangers to lovers, love at first sight | Art made by me
Summary:
The moment he spots him, he freezes. For just a tiny second, he wonders if all his thoughts of Carlos have summoned him.
And then he takes in the man as a whole, attire and all – and his mind goes blank.
Because Carlos is wearing a jersey as well.
And it’s blue.
Carlos is wearing the blue jersey… of APD.
~*~
Meet cutes are only meant for rom coms, right? So why is it that TK has a total of four of them with the same stranger in just one day? Besides, Valentine’s weekend is certainly not the right time for him to have his head in cloud nine – not when the annual Baseball game between Fire and Police is on the line. Apparently, Police hasn't lost in years thanks to their pitcher. But now Fire has TK on their team – a paramedic who had a chance to play in the major leagues...
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💞⚾ Read Chapter 2 on ao3 ⚾💞
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“TK, can you tone down that grin a little bit?”
“Why?” TK asks, his grin turning cheeky instead. “Isn’t this supposed to be a fun day anyway?”
“Ah, hell na?” he hears Judd as he comes up right next to them. “This ain’t no fun. This is serious business.”
“Besides,” Paul throws in, baseball bat across his shoulders as if he’s stretching his arms. “We all know that grin isn’t because of the game ahead of us. It’s about that mystery man you disappeared with last night. Don’t deny it.”
“Not denying it at all,” TK replies, smile stretching even wider. “So I had a great night – wasn’t that exactly why you took me out?”
“Yeah, we just didn’t expect it to go that well,” Marjan says, pointing at what he guesses is his sunny smile.
Even though Marjan’s not on the team, she’s still dressed in the red-and-black combo of the fire department and sitting on the bench with them. She’s their unofficial social media expert, meaning she’ll film the game and then put some great highlights of it online later. Hopefully she’ll be able to post about a win for Fire.
According to Judd – and the rest of the team – they really need this win because their losing streak is a disgrace to their department. TK didn’t pay it much mind before but now that he’s seeing the stands fill with a large crowd, he starts to understand that it’s not just about Police versus Fire. It’s about community. He was skeptical when Judd said the annual match between Fire and Police is a highlight in Travis County, rallying crowds of hundreds, but now he’s a witness. Hell, there’s even a news van and people with homemade signs. Fire definitely needs to bring home the trophy this year.
“Yes, TK,” Nancy thankfully pulls TK out of his thoughts before he can overthink this. He’ll simply play his best game, no need to worry. “Tell us how it went? We didn’t see much of the guy but from what we saw, he was hot as fuck.”
“Oh, he definitely is,” TK agrees, his smile instantly back and all the worries in the world gone.
“Anyone else worried we’ll have to see that grin for a whole while longer?” Paul asks the group, who all agree.
TK rolls his eyes. “So what, I met a dude that might just be the absolute jackpot. Aren’t you happy for me?”
“TK,” Judd starts in his slow southern drawl, one of his big hands landing on his shoulder. “From what I hear, you just met the guy and what? Had one good night with him? You’re running around like you’re on cloud nine. Brother, don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for you, I just think you should be careful too. Do we need to check him out?”
While TK’s truly touched by Judd’s genuine desire to protect him, he still gives him an impish grin. “Well, for one, how long did it take you to know that Grace might be the one and definitely worth chasing?”
“Ahh, but I knew her from months on the phone.”
TK gives him a mock-shocked look. “So you’re saying, if you had just met her at the honky tonk without your history, you wouldn’t have thought her worth your time?”
Judd looks almost comically shocked and pained before he lifts his hands in surrender and quickly amends, “Touché.”
“And besides,” TK starts, finally feeling ready to drop the bomb. “Last night wasn’t the first I saw of him…”
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Written for the @tarlosweeklyprompts Valentine's Fic Exchange and my giftee @sugdenlovesdingle.
The prompt was: TK and Carlos meeting via the police vs fire baseball game when they’re on opposing teams (bonus points for a grey’s anatomy-like thing where they hook up the night before without knowing who the other is and then seeing them at the game).
The biggest, biggest thanks goes out to the amazing @lightningboltreader and @bonheur-cafe. These two spent the past few weeks explaining an American game that seems to have no rules to a European who had zero knowledge about it - and they did it in a way that said European was able to write a fic about it. I bow to you two! They also helped plot out every step of the game - Char, Dalawa, this fic truly wouldn't exist without your help, and for once, that's not just a phrase 😂
Noxy’s Tagging List:
@chaotictarlos, @detective-giggles, @sgirl18, @sapphire11, @bubblesandroses8, @firstprince-history-huh, @beautifulhigh, @rangergurlgleek1211, @shadesofdeviant, @otter-love-asl, @ramblingdisaster73, @first-kanaphan, @xtltokio, @lightningboltreader, @buckybarnesalways, @meditating-honey-badger, @mangacat201, @tarlossource
#tarlos#tarlos fanfic#911 lone star#noxy writes#tk strand#carlos reyes#fire vs police baseball#tarlos meet cute fic#meet cute#teasing#banter#flirting#flirty banter#tarlos uses the baseball game as foreplay#tarlosweeklyprompts#valentine's fic exchange
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Xavier: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Wednesday: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
#wednesday addams#wenvier#xavier thorpe#wavier#incorrect quotes#flirty banter#wednesday x xavier#incorrect wenvier quotes#wenthorpe#sarcasm
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❀❀ೋ═𝕯𝕮 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙═ೋ❀❀
Current projects:
-rope burn (dick x fem!reader)❤️🔥
-𝒻ℴ𝓇𝒷𝒾𝒹𝒹ℯ𝓃 𝒻𝓇𝓊𝒾𝓉, Jason x (dicks ex! reader) series
Dick Grayson / Nightwing
rope burn (pure filthy, mdni)
Jason Todd/ Red hood
𝓃ℴ ℊℴℴ𝒹 (𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓂ℯ) (implied oral, angst)
(𝒻ℴ𝓇𝒷𝒾𝒹𝒹ℯ𝓃 𝒻𝓇𝓊𝒾𝓉) Jason x Dick's Ex! reader (series)
headcanons (smut)
warmth (fluff)
ℯ𝓎ℯ𝓈 ℴ𝓃 𝓂ℯ (smut)
𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷.. ( smutt)
Submit drabbles, thirsty imagines, all the sort.
Ask box rules
#jason todd#jason todd x reader#dick grayson x reader smut#nightwing smut#jason todd x fem!reader#flirty banter#drabbles#writing#night wing#redhood#redhood x reader#redhood x black reader#arkham knight#jason peter todd#jason todd smut
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Enemies to Lovers Prompts: “I hate you”
A: I hate you
B: Say it like you mean it
A: I hate you
B: Is that why you keep looking at my lips?
A: I hate you
B: Are you sure about that?
A: I hate you
B: Then do it, but I know you can’t
A: Why do you keep staring at me?
B: I hate you
A: I hate you
B: That’s not what you said earlier
A: I hate you
B: I thought we agreed not to lie to each other anymore
A: I hate you
B: You’re a horrible liar
A: I hate you
B: No, you don’t
A: You know you like it
B: I hate you
#writing prompts#dialogue prompt#enemies to lovers#enemies to lovers prompts#fanfiction#fanfic#flirty banter#i hate you#I hate you prompt#tag me if you use this#romance writing#prompts#wmor thoughts#wmor prompts
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“You know what they say about wizards with big hands,” Harry boasted, pressing his palm against Draco’s, “other parts of them are even more impressive.”
Draco rolled his eyes, appalled by Harry’s awful flirting technique. Even more appalling was that it appeared to be working.
Prompt: pressing hands together.
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silly funny quirky prompts?
um. hi. more pre/post smut actually
part 2 !!!
cw: suggestive, obviously
<while panting> “well..three times a night is certainly a record isn’t it?” “records are meant to be broken”
“still hate me?” “definitely” “just as much?” “hmm…maybe * pinches fingers* a little less”
“oh well that was..” “yup” “and that” “i know ” “and THAT” “oh my god” “…..” “round two?” “oh definitely”
one of their roommates being like “you know all i want for christmas/my birthday/etc is some noise cancelling headphones i think they’ll be utilised quite a lot actually” “…that is three months away” “you both are the reason i need them especially after..that time so go figure”
if it’s friends to lovers: them knowing exactly what the other likes and doing their best to like do those things
if it’s enemies to lovers: “this changes nothing i still hate you” “sure you do”/“didn’t seem that way two minutes ago”
<while making out> “is this moving too fast” “i uhm- maybe yeah” “…” “fuck it anyway?” “great idea” <resumes making out>
“YOU SLEPT WITH A??? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????”
“you’re so cute when you get all blushy”
“are you..are you blushing?” “NO physical activity just makes me red okay”
eye-fucking each other across the room and someone just says “earth to A/B?? hello??”
“name one thing we benefit out of this relationship?” “well..” “the sex doesn’t count” “it is good” “THATS NOT THE POINT” “do you disagree?” “..no” “there you go”
character A making it their absolute goal for character B to admit that the best sex they’ve ever had is w/ A, and they both are kinda surprised when it actually happens
“that is simply not possible” “challenge accepted”
#otp prompts#otp ship#otp dialogue#smut prompts#smut#fluff#writing prompt#writing#romance prompts#romance#imagine your otp#suggestive#flirty banter#fluff prompts#kissing#writing prompts#writblr#love prompts#enemies prompts#enemies to lovers#friends to lovers#rivals to lovers#otp incorrect quotes#story prompt#enemies to friends to lovers#love#dialogue snippet#dialogue prompt#flirty#enemies to lovers prompts
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trying something new 🙃
PS: @bookish-taurus it’s done! 😅
#wattpad#fiction#fiction writing#my writing#detective#police procedural#flirty banter#date night#male friendship#female friendship#exes#editors#tennessee#new adult#romantic suspense#authors of tumblr#the witness#mentions of violence#spicy scenes#romance#romance fiction#booklr
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#peggy bundy#peg bundy#al bundy#married with children#glamor#glamour#pin up#present#christmas#christmas presents#christmas present#tease#flirting#fun flirt#flirty banter
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💞⚾ Noxy’s Tarlos Baseball Fic ⚾💞
Ship: Tarlos | Fandom: 911 Lone Star | Author: noxsoulmate | Read on ao3
Chapter: 1/2 | Word Count: 5390 | Rating: Explicit | Warnings/Tags: baseball, valentine's day, different first meeting, meet-cute, running into each other, coffee shops, farmers market, night clubs, hook-up, baseball player TK, baseball player Carlos, rivals, Red vs Blue (but not the episode), banter, sexual innuendos, flirting, teasing, basically Tarlos uses the baseball game as foreplay, and they don't hide it, implied sexual content, but TK has a dirty mind so the rating is explicit, making out, strangers to lovers, love at first sight | Art made by me
Summary:
The moment he spots him, he freezes. For just a tiny second, he wonders if all his thoughts of Carlos have summoned him.
And then he takes in the man as a whole, attire and all – and his mind goes blank.
Because Carlos is wearing a jersey as well.
And it’s blue.
Carlos is wearing the blue jersey… of APD.
~*~
Meet cutes are only meant for rom coms, right? So why is it that TK has a total of four of them with the same stranger in just one day? Besides, Valentine’s weekend is certainly not the right time for him to have his head in cloud nine – not when the annual Baseball game between Fire and Police is on the line. Apparently, Police hasn't lost in years thanks to their pitcher. But now Fire has TK on their team – a paramedic who had a chance to play in the major leagues...
This fic is finished, chapter two will be posted tomorrow.
The biggest, biggest thanks goes out to the amazing @lightningboltreader and @bonheur-cafe. These two spent the past few weeks explaining an American game that seems to have no rules to a European who had zero knowledge about it - and they did it in a way that said European was able to write a fic about it. I bow to you two! They also helped plot out every step of the game - Char, Dalawa, this fic truly wouldn't exist without your help, and for once, that's not just a phrase 😂
💞⚾ Read Chapter 1 on ao3 ⚾💞
Sneak peek under the cut:
TK knows better than to check his phone while walking. He actually has been dispatched to scenarios in which walking while looking at the phone had ended in tragedy in one way or another. So clearly, he should know better.
But that doesn’t stop him from answering Nancy’s text while he’s in the middle of the supermarket, walking along the cereal aisle. The moment he hits send, he’s reminded just why it is so bad to not look where you’re going.
The only thing he really registers is that he smacks into something solid, losing the grip on the few groceries wedged into his arm – because who needs a shopping cart or basket, right? Apparently, he does because right away, everything tumbles to the floor; the oranges roll away and for a split second, his heart stops when he fears the jar of honey will break, but it lands on the jug of milk first so the fall is softened, thankfully. The only thing he can catch is his phone – thank God – and with his heart pounding, an apology on his lips, he looks up.
Only to lose his breath again.
He’s staring into the warmest, softest brown eyes he has ever seen and while that should be a completely boring color for eyes, it certainly isn’t on this man. Those eyes are eyes he could stare into for days and still not get tired. And that isn’t even acknowledging the rest of this perfect face.
“I’m really sorry, are you alright?”
It takes TK a second to realize that the man just spoke – holy hell, what a voice – and he has to shake himself to get his head back online.
“No no, that was all my fault, I’m the one who’s sorry,” TK hastens to apologize before quickly kneeling down to pick up his stuff. The handsome stranger follows, crouching down to help with the oranges while TK starts rambling. “I was checking my phone. I know that’s something you shouldn’t do but my partner just messaged me and she sometimes gets impatient when it takes me too long to reply and I don’t want her to worry. She’s worried about me enough already and–” He looks up to see the man holding out another orange to him, a soft grin on his face. “Aaand I should stop talking. I’m sorry,” he adds one last time as he takes the last orange and stands back up.
Once again, the handsome man follows and for a second they stand and look at each other, frozen in the moment. Until TK remembers his manners.
“Are you okay? I ran right into you.”
“I’m fine, don’t worry about me. Also, all of my groceries are safely in a cart,” he adds with a little grin, definitely teasing TK, who huffs out a laugh.
“I only have a few things, no need to bother with a cart.”
“If you say so.”
TK wants to reply – wants to stay and spend hours talking and teasing with this man – but right then, his phone pings with a new message. His eyes fall to the screen.
“Well, uhm, sorry again for crashing into you,” he says with a little smile. “I need to get going.”
“Careful though. No need to run into someone else.”
For a wild second, TK wonders if the man means this in a flirty way. For an even wilder second, he wonders if he should just take a leap of faith and ask for the man’s number – but then he remembers that he’s living in Texas now – has been for over a year, in fact – and that in this place, he can’t just hit on random strangers even when his gaydar tries to convince him it would be okay. The risk of hitting on someone who will take it the wrong way is just too high. So, accepting defeat and the fact that he can’t just ask a random stranger for his number because it would sound weird and crazy and be potentially risky, TK simply smiles and nods.
“I’ll try my best.”
The whole long way down the cereal aisle, TK forces himself not to look back, not even once, not even when his senses try to convince him that someone’s staring at his back the entire time.
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Written for the @tarlosweeklyprompts Valentine's Fic Exchange and my giftee @sugdenlovesdingle.
The prompt was: TK and Carlos meeting via the police vs fire baseball game when they’re on opposing teams (bonus points for a grey’s anatomy-like thing where they hook up the night before without knowing who the other is and then seeing them at the game).
Dear SugdenLovesDingle, I'm really sorry you get your gift this late, Corona stole a whole month from me... I really hope the story will make up for the wait 💖 I loved your prompt so, so much! I've always wanted to write a coda for Red vs Blue - but this is even better. I'm a sucker for alternative first meetings, so this was just brilliant! I hope you like the little twist I put on your bonus points prompt - I just couldn't decide on the meet cute I wanted for them, so... I gave them all 😂
Bingo square used:
@mfbingo O3: Meet Cute
Noxy’s Tagging List:
@chaotictarlos, @detective-giggles, @sgirl18, @sapphire11, @bubblesandroses8, @firstprince-history-huh, @beautifulhigh, @rangergurlgleek1211, @shadesofdeviant, @otter-love-asl, @ramblingdisaster73, @first-kanaphan, @xtltokio, @lightningboltreader, @buckybarnesalways, @meditating-honey-badger, @mangacat201, @tarlossource
#tarlos#tarlos fanfic#911 lone star#noxy writes#tk strand#carlos reyes#fire vs police baseball#tarlos meet cute fic#meet cute#teasing#banter#flirting#flirty banter#tarlos uses the baseball game as foreplay#tarlosweeklyprompts#valentine's fic exchange#mfbingo
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