#drunk!remus lupin

[sp1rit-realm]

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༻¨*:· summary ·:*¨༺ Remus only wants to kiss you when he's drunk.

༻¨*:· notes ·:*¨༺ 𖦹 shitty writing 𖦹 gn!reader no pronouns used 𖦹 hurt/comfort 𖦹 drunk!remus lupin 𖦹 i did not proofread this bc i'm lazy⎝(ˊᗜˋ)⎠

༻¨*:· word count ·:*¨༺ 𖦹 827

Remus Lupin was drunk; he often was at parties. 

For some reason, people think Remus isn't like his friends. He's the mature one. You had yet to learn where people got that idea from. Remus Lupin was a troublemaker in every sense of the word, and you swore his mouth would get you in trouble, too.

He would talk to you until you were giggling. It would result in glances from other students and stares from professors. 

But, right now, you swore his mouth was about to get you into a different kind of trouble.

Another thing about Remus Lupin was that he was usually kissing someone, messily snogging them in the corner of a party before disappearing.

"Lights are so bright right now," Remus hiccuped. 

You laughed, "Okay, handsome," Remus blushed at the nickname, "Time to get you to bed."

He pouted, "But that's not fair," He whined.

"Why?"

"'Cos then I—" He put his finger up as he struggled to remember what he was going to say, "I have to say goodbye to you."

Your heart tightened. Why did Remus always have to say things like that when he was drunk?

You laughed, "I'm sure you won't miss me that much."

He frowned and looked almost offended, "Of course, I'll miss you that much," He argued.

"You don't mean that," You sighed, tired from this stupid act he would put on.

"Now," You forced him to stand with you, "Off to bed."

As you cut him off, he was about to argue, "No if's, and's, or buts."

He frowned.

"Stay with me," He was finally in bed, but now came the tricky part: leaving.

"I can't, Remus."

"But," He pouted while extending his arms, "Love you."

Your eyes pricked with tears, "You don't mean that, Remus," You turned away from him, crossing your arms.

He grabbed your arm, "I do!" There was hurt plastered across his face as he quietly repeated: "I do."

But he doesn't.

"Please, y/n," He pleaded, "Love you, please stay."

Your heart crumbled with every word that came out of his mouth.

"Remus," You sighed, "I can't do this."

He looked like a wounded animal, "Why? 'M I that unlovable?"

Your heart hurt. He's not unlovable. He's one of the most lovable people, you tell him. 

"So why don't you love me?" He asked.

"I do love you," You responded, trying to sound confident.

Remus crossed his arms, "But not in the way I love you."

"My love," You brushed some hair from his eyes, "I love you in the way you think you love me. I want to kiss you, Remus."

The gears were turning in his inebriated brain, "So why don't you?"

A tear rolled down your cheek, "Because you don't want to kiss me when you're sober."

Remus was fixated on your tear, "I don't?" He wiped the tear away, "How stupid of me," His hand lingered on your face.

Typically, you would laugh at this, but you couldn't bring yourself to do it, "Remus, you are drunk. You aren't thinking straight." You sighed as more tears fell, "There's a reason you don't want to kiss me," You choked, and your voice was weak, "There's a reason you don't want to kiss me when you can think straight."

Remus opened his arms; you couldn't resist the hug, so you collapsed into him. He kissed your head, "I'm sorry. I must really be dumb when I can think straight because you're so pretty, and so nice, and so perfect," He whispered. 

"Please just stay for the night," He tried once more, "Stay the night, then when I wake up, I'll remember why you're here and kiss you."

You tried your hardest to resist, "I can't do that, Remus."

He looked so hurt, "Why not?" 

You sighed, "Because I've done it too many times."

His brows creased, "What?"

You swallowed the lump in your throat, "Remus, every time you get blackout drunk, you do this. You tell me you love me, you ask me to stay, and you tell me you'll remember in the morning. You never remember." You cried harder, "I can't do it again."

"How many times?"

You sniffled, "This is the sixth time."

"This time, Y/n, I'll remember. I will wake up and kiss you," He promised.

You weren't sure why you listened, but you crawled into bed, and Remus cuddled against you. At least you had him in some capacity, right?

You woke up; Remus was already up, drinking tea, "G'morning." He said.

"Hi," You feigned puzzlement, "Why am I here?"

Remus shrugged, "Dunno."

Your heart frowned. You knew he wouldn't remember, but that doesn't mean it stung any less.

"I'll get going," You murmured. It was routine at this point. But today, he grabbed your wrist, "Stay with me?"

You pursed your lips and furrowed your brows, "Why?"

He smirked, "Because I was lying, I know why you're here, and I want to kiss you."

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#remus lupin #remus lupin x reader #remus lupin x y/n #remus lupin x you #remus x reader #remus x you #remus x y/n #remus lupin fic #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #drunk!remus lupin #₊˚.༄ hannah writes #sp1rit realm #hannah's happy

[waxingrunes]

Happy Birthday Moony 🌙

See his treat below the cut.

Inspired by an anon request for baby girl Sirius and too-big Moony. What better way for Remus to spend his birthday than with his baby.

#remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #my art #you would think im dedicated and stayed up past midnight just to post this #you’d be wrong #im just travelling #a little drunk #and AWAKE AGAINST MY WILL #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #wolfstar art

[wolfstardaughter-jj]

~new year's eve party at the Weasley's~

Y/n, who's extremely drunk: Harold, I have something to tell you but it's a secret okay!

Harry who is very sober: Y/n, I won't tell a soul.

~later on~

Harry: RON! RON! RON! Y/N HAS A CRUSH ON ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS!

Ron who is also very very drunk: BLOODY HELL! SERIOUSLY?!? ohhhh I wonder who it is... Percy? No he's a git...Charlie?! No, she doesn't really know him that well... BILL?!? Wait no, he's engaged... George? Wait or is it Fred? Wait which one of them is which....oh crap....*big gasp* WHAT IF ITS GINNY?! Wait no, she's my sis-

Harry:... It's Fred

Ron: OHHHHHH!!!

Ron:

Ron: which one of them is Fred again?

#wolfstar daughter #y/n lupin black #drunk #harry potter #drunk ron Weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #ron weasley #charlie weasley #bill weasley #ginny weasley #percy weasley #fred weasley x reader #fred weasley x y/n #fred weasly x reader #fred weasley x you #new years eve #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #wolfstar au #remus lupins daughter #sirius blacks daughter #moony #padfoot #marauders #this definitely happened #and it actually happened to me #but its fine #freddie<3

[agent-tempest]

Remus Lupin x Fem!Reader recs list

oneshots

Over the influence- @bruisedboys [2.9k, Fluff, friends to lovers, friends trying really hard to be lovers, fluff, mutual pining, lovesick oblivious remus, drunk!reader, modern!au, rugby!james cw implied fem!reader, reader wears a skirt, alcohol consumption.]

Lovers Rock- @cosmal [12.4k, fem!afab!reader, she/her pronouns, modern!au, friends to lovers, absolute idiots in love, mutual pining, oblivious!reader, oblivious!remus, drunk!reader, drunk!remus, alcohol consumption. You and remus lupin have become really good at stealing each other away from parties.]

Skirts- @flwrbo [1.1k, kissing, reader wears a skirt, Professor!Remus, suggestive fluff. Everyone at Hogwarts just loves Professor Lupin’s pretty wife &lt;;3]

To chase the sun- @mischiefmoons [lil over 1k, gender neutral Reader but a quick fem mention in the poem at the end, allusions to lycanthropy causing chronic pain, soft!comfy Remus. Grumpy!Remus hates the rain but loves his sunshine!reader]

Remus x Anxious!Reader- @bruisedboys [1.3k, Remus and anxious!reader where he asks her to be his, but she is worried that remus will think that she is too much to take care of]

dabbles

James introducing shy!reader to Remus. - @luveline [>1k, Fluff, Shy!reader]

Barista!remmy flirting with chubby!reader- @inkdrinkerworld [He’d be hiding his flirting behind coffee recommendations, working up the courage to ask you out]

#Remus lupin x reader #remus lupin x female reader #remus lupin x fem!reader #remus lupin x you #remus lupin x y/n #remus lupin fluff #female!reader #remus lupin fanfic #remus lupin fanfiction #remus lupin angst #drunk!reader #moony #remus lupin headcanon #remus lupin #remus john lupin #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #harry potter #enya talks #enya's recs

[engie-ivy]

@wolfstarmicrofic 5th: Cupid💘

817 words

When Remus let James Potter set him up on a date with his best friend, Lily had hoped that at least he would find out dating really isn't that terrible, and finally start allowing Lily to set him up on dates as well.

Not Sorry

Lily stumbles a little as she walks over to Remus, because damn those bloody heels.

Remus turns towards her from where he's standing at the bar and arches an eyebrow. “Lils, you might want to go easy on the wine.”

Which is ridiculous. Lily has only had three glasses. And some champagne before that. And maybe a cocktail at some point.

“Don't change the topic!” Lily says, even though they hadn't actually been talking yet. She jabs her finger at Remus’ chest. “I'm still mad at you!”

“Oh, come on, Lils," Remus chuckles. “You're going to have to get over it at some point.”

“We had a deal, Lupin!”

“I know, Lily, but-”

“A deal! All I ever wanted was to get you this fun and exciting dating life,” Lily sighs wistfully. “So you could have handsome men take you out and boost your ego like you deserve, and we could share dating stories and laugh about weird guys together. But did you allow me to set you up on a date ever?”

“I did not,” Remus admits.

“You did not!” Lily exclaims, as if Remus didn't already just admit to that. “It was all ‘No, Lily, I'm just the sort of person who's better off by himself’, ‘No, Lily, I'm not looking for anything’, ‘No, Lily, I'm too independent and need my alone time’, and yadda yadda.” She rolls her eyes. “But then what happened? You allowed your new coworker to set you up on a date with his best friend!”

“It's just very hard to say no to James,” Remus defends himself.

Lily scoffs. Although, while she has only met James Potter a few times, if she's honest she can kind of imagine. When Potter is looking at you with those puppy eyes of his, giving you that hopeful smile, all bright and eager and- Lily shakes her head. She's getting off track. “But we came to a very clear agreement,” she continues, placing her hands on her hips. “If you would learn that going on a date is actually not such a dreadful experience as you seemed to think, you would finally start letting me set you up on dates as well. And was the date dreadful?”

“No, it wasn't,” Remus sighs.

“And did you let me set you up on any dates afterwards, as you promised?”

“No, I didn't,” Remus sighs.

“No, you didn't!” Lily mimics. “Not one date, nothing!” She lets out a dramatic sigh. “And I had so many ideas… That cute redhead from the coffeeshop, that fit bloke from my yoga class, the hot guy from accounting… It would've been so fun, so exciting, maybe we even could've gone on double dates at some point!”

“Sorry to interrupt,” Sirius appears at Remus’ side, sliding an arm around his waist. “But as much as I enjoy bonding with your family– our family–,” he corrects with a smile. “Your Aunt Joy has been telling me about her bad knee for half an hour now. The sooner you get that woman some wine, the better.”

“And you!” Lily says, turning her attention to Sirius. “You're to blame as well, you know!”

Sirius blinks at her. “Alright, Evans?”

Lily jabs her finger at Sirius’ chest now. “You just had to snatch him off the market right away, didn't you?”

Sirius blinks again, and then barks a laugh. “Well, can you blame me, Lils? I couldn't risk letting this one get away, now could I?” He presses a kiss to Remus’ cheek. “I had to lock it down as soon as possible.”

Lily purses her lips, because, well, no, maybe she actually can't blame him for that.

“I'll be right there, babe,” Remus says, squeezing Sirius’ hand.

Sirius nods and walks off to deal with Remus’ aunt.

Remus looks at Lily and shrugs. “What can I say, Lils? James just struck gold the first time. If you want me to apologize, I'm going to have to disappoint you.” He looks over at the other side of the room while touching the brand new golden ring around his finger, to where Sirius is chatting to his aunts. Sirius catches his gaze, and the forced smile on his face turns into a soft, genuine one. Remus smiles as well. “I'm really not sorry at all.”

Lily watches Remus and Sirius make their way through the room to chat with all their guests.

They do look awfully good together, she thinks sourly.

Then she turns on her heels, having decided to go look for James Potter and give him a piece of her mind. Stupid Potter, thinking he can play Cupid and set their best friends up for their happy-ever-after! Like, who does he think he is? Making Remus so bloody happy, making her bloody cry with that stupid best man speech of his, and looking so bloody handsome in his stupid suit!

Yes, she'll tell him alright.

#wolfstar microfic #matchmaker prongs #drunk lily evans #wolfstar wedding #smitten remus lupin #smitten sirius black #wolfstar #jily #wolfstar fanfiction #wolfstar fic #marauders #marauders fanfiction #marauders fic #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #lily evans #james potter

[me10dy10]

Drunk

Remus Lupin x drunk!fem!reader

Remus Lupin was sitting on a couch, watching as his friends sang a song together. James Potter and Sirius Black screamed a Queen song into the microphone and somehow it sounded good.

Someone sat next to him and he immediately recognized her from her perfume. "Remmy," y/f/n whispered. A grin on her face.

"Yes?"

"Come dance with me. Please."

Remus shook his head and laughed. "Merlin no."

"C'mon, love. Come dance. Lilly left and now I have no one to dance with." Y/n had already started standing up and was pulling him with her, she was much stronger than she actually looked and was able to drag him to where everyone else was.

For about an hour, the two danced together. But then their friends wanted to leave. Y/n and Lilly walked together, holding hands and stumbling on the side walk, running into each other and laughing. Y/n had almost fell of the curb and into the street but Remus grabbed her wrist. "Alright, you too are done," he told them. Remus held the girls and James put Lilly over his shoulder.

Y/n was mumbling things to Remus and although he was listening, none of it actually made sense. "Cause when- think about it. Are you thinking about it?" Remus nodded. "Kangaroos come from America. They're basically human."

"You're a human too, does that mean your from America?"

"I'm from Norway, you know this silly goose," she giggled and almost fell over. "But humans exist in America. My tummy hurts."

"We're almost home."

Y/n sighed and stopped talking. She had started counting her steps. "Hundre," she whispered. "Hundre og trettifire."

And soon the made it to the apartment. Sirius and Marlene McKinnon had gone to their own, James and Lilly went to a different one and Remus and y/n walked up to theirs. The two weren't a couple, but since the other four were they had to share a room.

Y/n cheered when she walked into the apartment and immediately went to the fridge to grab a shot. "Hm, nope," Remus said taking it from her.

"Please, please. I'm thirsty," she said, dragging out the 'y'. Remus pointed to the water bottles they had. "No, please. Just one."

She had started to try and get it from him, pressing herself against him and trying to grab his hand. But then she stopped and just looked up at him. He looked so pretty in the lighting. "Can I kiss you?" She asked.

Remus didn't say anything but just took a step back which surprised her. "I think it's best if you go to bed."

Y/n looked at him and nodded. "You don't like me?" She asked.

"I didn't say tha-"

"So you do like me?"

"...I didn't say that... either."

"Do you like me or not, Remus. Cause you'll dance with me and you'll hold my hand and you helped me in school and we'd kiss sometimes and you'd act like my boyfriend. But then you'll go days without talking to me and... and you'll say the meanest things sometimes and you make me feel so dumb an-and. Merlin! You're so confusing!" She shouted.

"You're drunk, let's talk about this in the morni-"

"No! No! I... No. You don't like me. That's that." She silently walked to the bedroom and went to sleep in her dress. Remus could hear her crying. He slept on the couch because he wanted to give her her space and was planning on what to say in the morning.

He did like y/n. He liked her a lot actually. Maybe even loved her and he never thought she felt the same way and now he was scared he ruined everything...

#remus lupin #remus lupin x reader #angst #drunk!reader

[lulublack90]

Prompt 13 - Almost Kiss

@wolfstarmicrofic May 13, word count 362

Merlin, he was drunk. Remus had had way too much alcohol. Marlene had been in charge of the witch's brew and it was so much more alcoholic than Remus had realised. 

He blinked through the haze and found himself propped against a wall next to Sirius. He had no idea how he'd got there, but at a guess, James had probably put them there. His heart began pounding as he realised how close they were. Their thighs were squashed up against each other and their shoulders were brushing. 

He turned his head and met Sirius’s eyes. 

“Hi,” He said, the word slurry as it passed his lips. 

“Hi,” Sirius grinned back, sounding just as slurry. 

“You’re pretty,” Remus’s stupid mouth let slip. Sirius’s grin broadened.

“You’re pretty too.” His eyes seemed to be unfocused, but that could have been Remus’s. “No Moony, I really mean it.” Sirius professed, reaching out trying to take Remus’s hand, but ended up punching him in the arm before he found it. “You’re magic, Moony.” He whispered and leaned in. 

Even in the state he was in, Remus knew what Sirius’s intentions were, and he couldn’t believe that finally, finally, it was going to happen. 

Sirius was so close now, Remus could smell the firewhisky on his breath. He moved to close the gap. But just before they were about to kiss, Sirius’s eyes widened in horror. 

“Moony, I’m going to be sick!” And he proceeded to empty the contents of his stomach right onto Remus’s lap. 

“Eugh!” He exclaimed at the mess. Lily whipped past at that point and vanished everything, leaving Remus clean once more. 

She stood in front of them with her hands on her hips and said to them in her best stern head girl voice. 

“Bed, both of you.” They didn’t argue. Remus pulled Sirius to his feet and Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus as they ascended the stairs. They both ended up in the same bed, too drunk and too tired to continue what almost happened downstairs. Instead, they just fell asleep and didn't notice when the other Marauders entered the room and crashed about trying to find their beds. 

#wolfstar #wolfstar microfic #wolfstar fic #remus lupin #sirius black #dead gay wizards #remus john lupin #sirius orion black #james potter #lily evans #Gryffindor party #drunk remus #drunk sirius #the marauders era #marauders era #marauders #the marauders’ era #the marauders #oh sirius #head girl lily #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #sirius and remus #remus and sirius #almost kiss

[bimoonphases]

@wolfstarmicrofic March 31 – prompt 31: Veritaserum – word count 383

Veritaserum - Forces the taker to tell the truth

It had been Peter’s idea to pinch a vial of Veritaserum from Slughorn’s supply room and use it to make the spin the bottle Sirius had requested for his birthday a bit more interesting. Even Remus had agreed to play, and they had been going around the circle of people Sirius had invited for quite some time now. So far, a lot of crushes from their first years at Hogwarts had been revealed, Peter had managed to make Evan Rosier blush, Mary had very candidly said she regretted never having gotten the chance to sleep with Remus, Regulus was learning way too much about his brother’s sex life and Barty had propositioned pretty much everyone at least twice. Still, James’s original plan, to somehow push Sirius and Remus to confess their undying love for each other and put everyone else who had to deal with their longing stares and complete lack of action on both parts out of their misery, wasn’t working as well as he had hoped. It was Lily’s turn again to spin and the bottle ended up pointing at Remus.

“I had a crush on you in first year and actually fantasised about our wedding,” she said really fast, blushing furiously.

This time, James knew Sirius had reached his breaking point a couple of seconds before he snapped.

“Are you all in love with Moony?” he exclaimed.

 James opened his mouth, but Regulus was faster.

“I don’t know,” he said, looking his brother in the eye. “Are you?”

“Of course I am, what stupid question is that?” Sirius blurted out.

A stunned silence followed, only broken by James and Peter high-fiving.

“You what?” Remus said in a strangled voice.

“I… Fuck,” Sirius groaned, hiding his face in his hands.

No one moved or spoke for some minutes, so James rolled his eyes. It seemed the job wasn’t quite done after all.

“I think he said he’s in love with you, Moony,” he paused then went for the kill. “Aren’t you too?”

“Of course I’m love with hi-”

Remus clamped a hand over his mouth as Sirius looked up from his hands.

“You are?”

Remus just nodded and Sirius shifted closer, delicately peeling his hand away from his mouth before leaning in and kissing him. The Common Room erupted in cheers.

#James and Peter plotting to have their friends finally confess their feelings is such a cute trope #those two idiots would deny it even when they have drunk a potion that makes it impossible to lie #and Barty would flirt with a chair if he wanted to #also might have written a 1K version of this prompt too ssssh #wolfstar #wolfstar microfic #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #marauders #marauders era #peter pettigrew #james potter #lily evans #mary macdonald #regulus black #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #the marauders #the marauders era #just writing (like i'm supposed to live)

[missmoonfrost]

James: Oh, wow. That singing voice. Padfoot sure is drunk, huh?

Remus: Mhm.

James: Mayby we should stop him befor he embarrass himself more?

Remus: ... Yeah, maybe you're right.

James: And there he is on the table.

Remus: Oh, lord.

James: And there he has taken his shirt of.

Remus: Oh, Jesus.

James: You go get him, I'll hold your drink.

Remus:

James: Remus? Do you even hear me?

Remus: (under his breath) Oh, God, he's so hot.

James: Honestly, you two? I'll do it, then.

Remus: (pleading)... Do you have to?

James: I'm sure he can give you a private show later.

Remus: What? No! Don't say a word about this!

#wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #incorrect marauders quotes #drunk sirius

[that-bitch-kat3]

james: last night i married my best friend

james: lilys pissed but sirius and i were wasted and thought it was really funny

#marauders #mwpp era #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #marauders era #marlene mckinnon #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #remus x sirius #peter pettigrew #atyd #dead gay wizards #harry potter #fandom #marauders incorrect quotes #nonsense #drunk shenanigans

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

I think it would be funny if Remus has dated all the Slytherin Skittles separately and doesn't even know they're all friends.

OMFG THAT'S AMAZING!!

It's funny af too. Imagine the skittles talk abt their ex, and they all realise they dated the same guy at one point. imagine remus finding put all of his exes are friends

bro would lose his mind

#sry if it's short #I'm drunk af rn #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #remus lupin #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #pandora lestrange #pandora lupin #barty coruch jr #regulus black #evan rosier #remus x evan #remus x regulus #moonwater #moonseeker #remus x pandora #moongift #remus x barty #bloodmoon #I'll recheck this when I sober i promise #asks

[calc1fers]

james would be the most emotional drunk he’d tell everyone he loved them in the strangest and most long-winded way possible (and then start crying)

#drunk posting #i love james potter #james potter #marauders #marauders era #marauders hc #mwpp #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #dead gay wizards

[wittyminds]

Golden Hour - James Potter

Anonymous request:

also, i dunno if you’re still active, since it’s been a while, BUTTT james potter with a girlfriend taking care of him after he’s at a party?

James Potter x Girlfriend Reader

Warnings - Fluff, fluff and more fluff

A/N

sorry it's been ages since my last post, i needed time to do exams, mental health stuff etc and this was distracting me from school (i say that and im supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow). i am trying to answer the prompts people gave me and i apologise again for the extremely long wait. i understand if you're a little annoyed or have forgotten about asking in the first place. this isn't my best story i'll admit and it is a little short but... i tried :/

You can't remember how long the party had gone on for but, by the time you climb the stairs to the dormitory to crash, the clocks read 2 o'clock. You probably could've stayed longer if Sirius hadn't been flirting with you drunkenly or if your boyfriend, James, hadn't started singing a cappella ABBA. Not that he's a bad singer. He just gets a bit... friendly towards everyone around him.

After wrestling your way through the crowd, you now stand overlooking the party, fighting the urge to facepalm at your boyfriend as he prances about the room.

You carry yourself to your room, changing into your comfies and burrowing down into your blankets. A book that has been gathering dust on your table catches your interest and just as you slide the bookmark out, a loud thump against the door causes you to nearly jump out of your skin.

Springing from your bed, you slowly make your way to the door, fight or flight responses going crazy. Of course, it could just be one of your roommates. They were light drinkers and after a couple drinks they all went down like dominoes. Or it could be Sirius coming to ask if you want another drink or a dance.

You shake your head at the thought and open the door, staring up at the boy swaying in the dim light.

His large frame crashes through the door, almost crushing you.

"James!" You put your hands out to stop him from going any further forward and he staggers, trying to keep his balance.

His brow furrows as he looks around, clearly confused by his surroundings and you can't help but laugh slightly at the sight.

"Hang on.." His voice slurs and he stumbles over his feet again, "This isn't the boy's dorm."

You place your hands on his chest and steady him, "No. No it's not."

"Oh.." He steps back unsteadily into the hall, leaving you to follow him in case of an accident.

By the time you both reach the boy's dormitory, the only victims of his drunken state were an innocent coffee table, a series of butterbeer bottles and a terrified first year who just wanted to go to bed.

You practically carry him to his room, which proves a difficult task given he is nearly twice your size. He mumbles something as you lay him down but not even he seems to know what he's rambling on about.

"Right," You say softly, tucking his blankets over him like a child, "Go to sleep, you idiot."

He smiles a smile that scrunches his nose and you mirror him, giggling quietly.

"You're pr'tty."

Your smile falters slightly and try to stop the blush rising to your cheeks.

You had almost forgotten about his shameless honesty when drunk. Sure, it was nice to hear but he could warn you a little before springing the charm on you. He knows how easily you blush and was constantly using to his advantage.

When you turn to face him, he is still staring at you with large puppy dog eyes and a lazy smile that warms your heart. With a roll of your eyes, you walk back over and perch on the edge of the bed.

"Come again, Jamie?" Your voice was quiet but sweet and his crooked grin made the blush come back in a warm rush.

"You're pretty." His words are less slurred this time and you brush a hand over his hair, sweeping it out of his eyes fondly.

"I think you need to sleep, love." You murmur, trying to ignore the urge to fall asleep curled next to him, "You'll regret it tomorrow if you don't."

"Ugh." His face screws up and you giggle softly at the animated response, "You sound just like Moony!"

You roll your eyes again and just as you stand up, he makes a clumsy grab for your hand and pulls you back. You land on his chest and see him holding back a grunt of surprise from the impact.

You laugh out an apology and he looks away drowsily, clearly away to fall asleep.

"G'night, Jamie." His eyelids flutter and he forces his eyes open.

"What? I'm not sleepy!" He cries, voice scratchy already and rubs an eye with one hand, the other pulling you closer.

"Seriously?" You can't help but play along with his game.

"Mhm." He nods his head, "I could stay up for hours!"

His eyes droop again and his breathing grows heavy.

"Jamie?"

"Mhm?"

"You're falling asleep."

He doesn't reply and when you look up, his eyes are closed.

Taking the opportunity, you attempt to climb off of him but his arm is like a vice and you groan, silently cursing his stubbornness. Your head falls against his chest, his heartbeat filling your ears and you find yourself relaxing at the sound.

The golden glow of the candles sends a warm light over James and you can't help but stare at his still form, taking in every detail. The light dusting of freckles across his nose and the faint trace of a scar from a Quidditch match in his third year.

This is your own perfect golden hour, the two of you snuggled up with the smell of butterbeer and autumn outside.

You wait for his snores to fill the room but they don't come. Had he finally stopped snoring? Or was he trying to prove he wasn't sleeping?

"I'm gonna marry you one day."

His voice breaks the silence and your heart flutters at the words. You look up at your boyfriend and cuddle in closer to his side, wanting to stay in this moment forever. Just the two of you in your own perfect world.

#james potter #james potter x reader #james potter x you #james potter x y/n #female reader #xreader #x reader #marauders #the marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #gryffindor #harry potter #marauders era #fluff #x you fluff #one shot #drunk james potter #request #golden hour #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #slytherin #hogwarts #wizarding world #hp fandom #hp #fanfic #fanfiction #the marauders era

[enbysiriusblack]

marauder valentines day but it's sirius and remus going on a date in the forest and inviting james and peter along because why wouldn't they? euphemia made veg kabab and muffins so they're having a picnic. sirius and james try to climb trees higher than each other and throw sticks at each other. sirius and remus make out whilst james and peter play football. james shows them his poems he wrote for lily. they make him swear to never show her because they're so shit. peter is wearing his collar popped to cover a hickey which they end up seeing and lose their shit over. they get high and sirius and remus make out more whilst peter and james argue over the existence of aliens (they're both arguing aliens are real but don't realise that)

#meanwhile marlene and dorcas are on a date (they booked out the quidditch pitch for the day and are now playing a 1-1 violent game) #lily is reading some austen and eating some chai muffins that james gave her from euphemia's batch #(she will later decide to throw a party in gryff tower because she wants a reason to dress up #and get drunk enough to have an excuse to make out with people she is supposed to hate) #mary is running a little impromtu business of helping other girls with their valentines outfits/makeup #emmeline is being her assistant for the cut of the profits. #marauders era #marauders #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew

[winnienora13]

Drunk marauders hc:

James-cries

Sirius-gets into trouble, probably does something illegal

Remus- secret drunk (he can down five bottles of wine and not seem drunk)… He mostly just deals with Sirius

Peter-just stares at the ceiling rethinking his life

Marlene-laughs at literally everything

Dorcas-she’s a mean drunk(avoid eye contact at all cost)

Lily- she doesn’t get drunk, she sips her little glass of wine and watches the chaos unfold like the queen she is

Pandora-gets paranoid(rarely gets drunk though)

Barty-sloppy drunk,really clumsy

Mary-starts flirting with everyone

Evan-he’s in absolute denial even though he’s drunk af… he also gets into fights (mostly about Barty)

Regulus-he’s a sappy,cuddly drunk but only if he’s really really drunk(like he’ll call James at a party just to tell him he misses and loves him)

#sirius black #james x regulus #james potter #rosekiller #pandalily #pandora lovegood #lily evans #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #drunk #marauders #drunk marauders #sappy regulus #wolfstar #sirius and regulus #remus x sirius

[elilelibeli]

F in James F. Potter’s name doesn’t stand for Fleamont, it stands for “Fucks you good”.

O in Sirius O. Black’s name doesn’t stand for Orion, it stands for “Outstanding bottom”.

J in Remus J. Lupin’s name doesn’t stand for John, it stands for “Just the best”.

A in Regulus A. Black doesn’t stand for Arcturus, it stands for “Ass up, face down”.

#i am drunk #middle names as a concept are so weird like one name is not enough for you sir? #marauders #dead gay wizards #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #remus lupin