#as all things should be

[haley-harrison]

#ficcin' be like #writer problems #writers #writeblr #writers on tumblr #fic writing #writing #just writer problems #fanfiction #ao3 #kinda funny #as all things should be #archive of our own #fan fiction #fics #lol #writing memes #just writer things #writer memes

[ashersanity]

𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 following 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭! 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 around as usual, unrelenting as you even sneak onto the bus with them. As expected, it’s crowded at this specific time, awkwardly crammed together and pressed up against the wall.

𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭! 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 : “When the fuck are you going to stop following me? You’re getting on my nerves, you freak.”

𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 : “I-I’m sorry— I just happen to take the bus too to get home. Promise!”

𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭! 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 : “As if I’d fucking believe that. You stalking bitch, I swear to god if you keep on doing this — I’m really going to- Fuck! Stop digging your leg in my thigh!”

𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 : “..That’s not my leg.”

𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭! 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 : “…What?”

Poor 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 then proceeded to get their ass beaten by their beloved darling in front of the entire bus.

#creep yandere this and creep yandere that #why can’t I be creep yandere for once #they align with what I am #I want reader to be insane #and the character to be concerned #as all things should be #top male reader #male reader #x male reader #yandere reader #male yandere #yandere male #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines

[pencilofawesomeness]

from chapter 10 of Famous Last Words in May Death Never Stop You by the amazing @slexenskee

I've wanted to draw this scene ever since I read it lmao. Fun fact I was eating lunch at the time and I was laughing so hard I had to leave the room since someone was watching tv. Good times, good times.

#fic may death never stop you #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #my hero academia #mha #gojo satoru #eri #mha eri #endeavor #todoroki enji #if what satoru was wearing was described in the next chapter I missed it #I had fun putting band references on him lol #with at least one say it aint so lyric just for the homecoming occasion #and of course my favorite #the sugar we're going down bracelet #it looks so inappropriate in the first frame but this is gojo so it fits #idk how to draw children being held please squint past the parts that don't make sense #satoru killed his dad dead #all of those gray hairs enji has are definitely his fault #he's back in this man's life for 5 minutes and he's already causing untold stress #as all things should be

[its-your-mind]

“oh clearly jon feels no emotions and is in complete control of himself at all times. this man is a logic machine.”

did we??? listen to the same podcast?????? this man feels first, thinks later. there is a strong emotion? get ready for jonathan jarchivist sims to act on it with little-to-no second thoughts. rational thinking who. we throw ourselves full force at the first thought that comes into our head. like, we are talking about the man who:

busted into the office of a guy he hadn’t talked to more than twice since he woke up from a six month coma, sincerely offering to gouge out his eyes and run away with him, and was Absolutely Gobsmacked when he was refused

was prefectly ready to let a face-stealing monster live… right up until it reminded him that it had killed his friend without him realizing (that “…what did you say” is one of the lines that gives me GOOSEBUMPS every time)

dove headfirst into a pile of evil sentient worms to grab a tape recorder bc he was so determined to not die as aNOTHER GODDAMN MYSTERY

let his survivor’s guilt from when he was eight drive the major decisions he made for the rest of his life

threw himself into a fear dimension of evil loneliness to save the man he loved (who had refused to speak to him for months) at the probable expense of himself who knows

had so much MALICE in his voice when he killed peter lukas like damn girl you do not get that emotional when you’re just killing someone bc they’re evil or whatever. there was Hatred there. go off queen.

literally was willing to sacrifice an entire WORLD so that no one would ever f e e l what he had to feel when jonah voicesnatched him

LITERALLY speedran a love story in like six weeks in scotland. this man was SO READY to be in love it’s ridiculous. so was martin. I love them sm

heard his predecessor was dead

came to the conclusion that he was next

what should we do with this?

oh I know

stalk every one of my coworkers bc clearly one of them is out to get me

committed himself to living in the archives forever bc he didn’t want to put georgie or “god forbid the admiral” in danger (has his priorities STRAIGHT he does)

oh annabelle caine has martin? and an artifact that completely knocks me on my ass and takes away all my powers? off to hilltop road we go come on basira we have spider ass to kick

threw himself into a coffin to save a woman who LITERALLY was ABOUT TO KILL HIM bc he just wanted to HELP and everyone around him was HURTING SO MUCH

was insulted when a statement giver called the institute stupid and immediately discarded all professionalism and clapped back by calling her wildly successful youtube series dumb

also immediately discarded all professionalism when disgusted by a teeth apple “we do NOT want it.” like damn bro this traumatized doctor brought this bone apple teeth proof in for you and you are too grossed out to grin and bear it

was slightly annoyed by the fact that martin was not the Ideal Assistant. Offhandedly mentioned on an official recording that he wanted an evil flesh witch to slowly kill his literal employee by a series of freak accidents that resulted in the loss of one body part at a time. this man has no chill whatsoever.

took so much satisfaction in killing jonah magnus. like jonah told him not to be dramatic and jon PROMPTLY started monologuing while stabbing douchard directly in the chest.

“I don’t want to die”

“Neither did they.” FUCK YES QUEEN GO OFF GET HIS SMARMY VICTORIAN ASS

sounded so SMUG when he told the eye he was gonna go apologize to his boyfriend. like yeah stupid all-powerful fear god I have a BOYfriend and I LOVE him suck on THAT

remember when he decided to doom his whole world bc he wanted to stop anyone else from feeling like he did? yeah that plan went out the window fuckin imMEDIATely as soon as his beloved martin walked into the room. oh, he’s in the world I’m going to be dooming? well fuck didn’t consider that part. welp guess he’s just gonna have to stab me. and then we will hold each other and declare our love and kiss and hope to still be alive and together somehow as the world collapses around us. our love didn’t save us but it was here and that mattered. okay list cancelled I’m gonna go curl up in a ball for a little bit. ty for your time.

#jonathan sims #the archivist #tma #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #jonmartin #listen martin got a list of unhinged actions #now jon gets his own list of no thoughts head empty only vibes #balanced #as all things should be

[highlyincorrect]

Five: Fight me, you bitch!

Sparrow Ben: Oh really, shorty? What are you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?

***

Diego: Why’s Ben hobbling around and crying

Klaus: Five kicked him very hard in the ankle

Five: And I’d do it again

#Diego: oh sick nice job bro #sparrow ben IS a bitch #Brellie ben is universally adored and sparrow ben is universally hated in the Hargreeves house #perfectly balanced #as all things should be #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #number five #tua #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #the umbrella academy s4 #incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #sparrow ben hargreeves #ben hargreeves

[bearpillowmonster]

#meme #velma #last of us #tlou #the last of us #imdb #score #thanos #perfectly balanced #as all things should be #adaptation

[slashthrashandcrash]

As a Meg main, and a ghostface simp, yes

#ask #anon #as all things should be

[dipplinduo]

If you saw a Sweet & Sour Dipplins poll a bit ago, no you didn't & I totally didn't find the perfect solution to the shipping moment I'm envisioning after consultation with @cosmixseerart 😌✨

#MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA #IT IS CHEF KISS NOW #PERFECTLY BALANCED #AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE #my fics

[sitp-recs]

Hi, any Recs for slutty and unhinged Draco or Harry?

Oh I do love myself some unhinged smut, we like our men slutty and unbalanced here 🤌🏼 I went for a bit of everything here, from light humor to dark angst. Enjoy!

Return to Sender: Harry J. Potter by @vukovich (E, 2.5k)

The first time Draco slides into bed, smelling of another man, the only glass left intact at 12 Grimmauld is a pair of spectacles. The sixth time, it's the flash-bang mushroom cloud realization that this isn't the sixth time by a long shot. The last time, it's 10 PM, and it's dittany, camphor, wormwood, valerian root, and the Healers' platitudes.

Options by @mintawasalreadytaken (E, 2.6k)

Harry's looking for company; Draco fits the bill.

Mens Rea by @lqtraintracks (E, 3k)

Mens Rea: the mental element of a person's intention to commit a crime; or knowledge that one's action or lack of action would cause a crime to be committed. “Draco Malfoy, how do you plead?” “I’m super fucking guilty.”

Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (E, 6k)

Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that’s exhilarating. And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. I drag Potter to bed.

What’s My Age Again? by @lazywonderlvnd (E, 12k)

Harry Potter has had enough of pleasing the public, and his reckless tendencies are finally getting out of hand. The Quidditch World Cup is only a week away; as Captain of the English National Team, Hermione has assured him that his immaturity won’t be tolerated by the Ministry.

you look so fine by michi_thekiller (E, 16k)

In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.

Famous by @fw00shy (E, 24k)

It's a couple of years after the war, and Harry's bored of models now, the same way he's bored of Ron's constant nagging, bored of his Weasley monogram knitwear, bored of the same fucking grin that greets him when he hands his fire-truck red Bugatti over to the valet every night. He wants to find—well, he isn't sure what he wants. Anything but models.

The Good Guys by Frayach (E, 26k)

The Second Voldemort War is limping into its fourth year, and the Forces of Shining Light are slowly turning into the Forces of Expedient Grey. When Draco Malfoy is captured red-handed trying to sell an illegal potion to a clerk at Borgin & Burkes, he is handed over to the Department of Essential and Necessary Truth’s newest interrogator.

Fearful Trill by @vukovich (E, 29k)

Harry should have come out and met someone when he was younger. He should have seen a doctor about the pain in his hip while youth was still on his side. Now, he's made his peace with dying young, but maybe not with dying alone.

He Who Must Not Be Normal by lettered (E, 41k)

Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t.

Harry Potter Gives a Shit by talithan (E, 59k)

“Where are you headed?” “No place special,” Draco fumbled, and flushed further. But then: “I can change that,” said Harry Potter.

Super Rich Kids by trishjames (E, 81k)

Draco Malfoy has become disillusioned by the glitz and glamour of the scandalous lives of the Post-Second Wizarding War Pureblood Elite. Enter: one existential crisis, one group of thieving cynical friends, and several terrible, terrible decisions.

I Am Not Who I Became by mab_di (E, 93k)

Draco left England after the trials and has travelled the world meeting wizards and Muggles from different cultures and with vastly different relationships to magic, each other, and the natural world. Now he's a fisherman in Finland on commercial vessels.

#asks #anon #Drarry reclist #slutty & unhinged #as all things should be

[littlecutiexox]

Me @ my mutuals in the tags:

You’re so pretty I’m gonna kiss the fuck out of you

Me @ my mutuals in DMs:

*too scared to even say hi*

#balanced #as all things should be

[shitpostingkats]

There’s a reason every rival prosecutor is perfect.

#perfectly balanced #as all things should be #ace attorney #klavier gavin #franziska von karma #miles edgeworth #shi-long lang #nahyuta sahdmadhi #sebastian debeste #godot #barok van zieks #simon blackquill #shitty charts

[haley-harrison]

is this anything?

#spn memes #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #sammy #psychotically irrationally erotically codependent #dean #adam milligan #supernatural memes #supernatural meme #spn meming #spn fandom #supernatural fandom #sam & dean #samdean #sam and dean #the winchester brothers #winchester derangement syndrome #weirdchesters #the codependency bros #the blorbos #fandom memes #supernatural meta #kinda funny #as all things should be #sam #sammy <3 #the cage #spn season 6

[zeroducks-2]

This fandom is wild especially because when someone likes a character, they will write the longest, most thoughtful, extremely well researched arguments with a shitton of references and references to 256354 different issues of comics, poetry slapped in the middle, and a depth of analysis that the writers over at DC Central can only dream of.

Conversely, when someone doesn't like a character they will stitch together a couple of instances of stuff happened in the comics, and/or come up with weird analogies with what that character does and real life, then declare that the nonsense they wrote is irrefutable proof that said character sucks and everyone should hate them.

It's absolutely fucking wild.

#I know it sounds like I'm talking about Jason specifically #And well I am but no one is immune #I saw this happening to all the major DC characters #It's so funny I'm not even mad when someone tries to slander a character I like #For every slander there's the longest post of why that character is awesome so it all gets perfectly balanced #As all things should be

[lanaevyssmoved]

i feel kinda bad that the post i made bullying that astarion mod has gotten so many notes cuz the tags are SOOO MEAN but i counteract this by the post i made sharing the trans masc mod having roughly the same amount of notes

#fray.txt #balanced. #as all things should be #or something

[1randomperson15]

This is so weird he's a stranger but he's not that's Dream that's where they're supposed to be. This is the world we live in now, they're together. Finally

#dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #my stuff #as all things should be

[ephemxras]

there is so much ephemer love in my dash today. godbless

#khux #ephemer #as all things should be