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#and probably have to put off getting my wisdom teeth removed since I was JUST getting ready to set that up
lesbiansanemi · 7 months
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What is the point of insurance. I file a claim. They call me. Say they need more information. None of the information is about the actual incident, it’s all stuff they already have on file about my car (make and model, license plate, etc). Oh! They also have to ask if I had a child’s car seat in the car at the time of the incident, because apparently that’s important. And finally after all of this I ask, “so now what? Are you gonna pay for this?” and the lady goes “to be completely honest, it will probably be cheaper for you to find a shop on your own that will do it the cheapest than go through one connected with your insurance because you’re technically at fault for this and will end up paying for it out of pocket most likely because of the way your copay is set up.” HELLO??? HELLO!?!? I’m at fault for someone breaking my window and trying to steal my car???? God fucking dammit I hate insurance why am I PAYING for this every month just for you to not cover anything 😭😭
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scarlett-vixen · 2 years
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ooooh congrats on 300!! could I request O with Mammon for your event? fluff would be cute! thank you!!
Thank you!! All these mammon requests make my heart happy, he deserves better ⚠️ full disclosure: I’ve never personally had my wisdom teeth removed but have witnessed several friends have it done so I’m basing my knowledge from that don’t sue me
Prompt: O- Operation
Pairing: Mammon x Gn!Reader
Genre: Fluff
“NUH-UH! NO WAY!”
“Mammon, please,” Lucifer groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose “you don’t have a say in the matter, this is not your decision!”
“Don’t care! Ain’t no way I’m lettin’ em do this!! NOT TO MY HUMAN!!” The second born was in full defense mode, guarding you with his body while staring down the oldest who sat at the end of the table. He was so loyal to you, even when he didn’t know what he was protecting you from.
“Mams?” You chuckled “do you even know what they’re going to do to me?” Knowing full and well he did not know the exact operation you would undergo.
“N-no….but I don’t care! Satan said they might have to put you to sleep to do it! And NO ONE is puttin’ you to sleep!” Mammon turned halfway to face you, still keeping an eye on Lucifer. What started as a simple discussion about you needing a surgical procedure had snowballed into the argument currently playing out.
It all started a week ago, you were having some pain in the back of your mouth, it started off mild but soon became unbearable. You kept the pain to yourself as best you could, not wanting to alarm the brothers, but lost control of the situation when you were out eating at Ristorante Six with the brothers plus everyone from Purgatory Hall.
You were careful to take small bites, not wanting to inflict pain on yourself during this group meal, but got caught up in a story Simeon had been telling the table.
“OW! SHIT!!” The pain shot through your jaw, you grabbed your cheek with both hands as if that would help somehow.
“Language!” Asmodeus scolded, covering Luke’s ears
“Oi! What happened?!”
“Were you attacked by someone?”
Mammon and Lucifer were both on their feet immediately, ready to interrogate your attacker. You started to answer but the pain in your mouth was too strong, you folded in on yourself causing even more panic from the table.
Eventually the pain subsided enough for you explain what happened, you scheduled an appointment to be seen the next day, Solomon had accompanied you since the appointment was in the human world and he had the most knowledge on how to help you if something went wrong.
As you suspected you needed your wisdom teeth removed, you returned home to inform the others that you would be undergoing an oral surgical procedure and would probably be on bed rest for a few days after to recover.
Needless to say this invoked some very heartfelt but confused questions.
“THEY JUST STEAL YOUR TEETH LIKE THAT?!”
“Wait, so do humans store their wisdom inside their mouths? Are you going to be dumb after this?”
“You have to wait how long until you can eat normal food again??”
“Darling, I love you but if you drool blood on me I may throw up…and that’s not very glamorous.”
But nothing could have prepared you for the battle Mammon put up. He was already upset that some doctor was going to be removing things from you, then he found out you would be traveling to the human world for the surgery.
He argued and fought with Lucifer for the next hour, after realizing that he wasn’t giving up anytime soon you finally made an offer.
“Why doesn’t Mammon just go with me? I need someone to watch over me while I’m there and to help me get back here. He already watches out for me on a daily so what’s the difference?”
Lucifer gave in quickly, just wanting to be done with the conversation. Mammon still wasn’t happy about the surgery but felt better being the one to look after you.
The day of the operation arrived and the two of you traveled up to the human world. You sat in the waiting room in anticipation of being called back to begin prepping.
“Still don’t see why they gotta take stuff from ya…perfect the way ya are…”
“What?” You questioned.
“What?!” The second born jumped, unaware he had said that out loud.
“Mams I promise, I’ll be fine! Humans have this done all the time, plus if I don’t do this I’ll still be in pain and you don’t want that right? It’s a one day thing, I’ll be in and out.” You placed a hand on his thigh trying to comfort him.
“Yeah, yeah I know! Satan let me read the books he had…” He shifted in his seat and crossed his arms “it’s just… what if ya don’t wake up? What if they mess up and use too much anesthesia or not enough or they take the wrong teeth or they sneeze and cut the wrong thing or—“
“MAMS!” You grabbed his face with both hands. “You’re spiraling. I promise I will be okay! I brought you here to make me feel better, not to panic and start writing my obituary.”
The second born blushed realizing he was probably just adding on to your stress, he put his arm around you pulling you close hoping to soothe both your nerves.
Eventually you were called back, Mammon reluctantly let you go and sat by himself waiting for you to return. After what seemed like an eternity the two of you were reunited, luckily you had warned him about the after affects the pain medication and anesthesia had on humans otherwise he would have sworn they replaced you with someone else.
The journey home had been long and extremely entertaining for both of you, Mammon had to remind you who he was about four times but you were always very polite when asking, you babbled on about things that made no sense at all, you kept asking him if he was old because of his white hair, he truly felt like a babysitter at this point.
Once home he helped you to your room, which you somehow remembered perfectly but asked about ‘the grumpy old guy who yelled at you for being late and looked like he needed to get laid’. Mammon had pushed you into your room before his brothers could start interrogating this new and very honest version of you or before Lucifer could strangle you.
“Geez, ya sure know how to get yerself in trouble huh? Where’d ya learn that from!?” The second born huffed as he helped take off your shoes.
“I learned it from this really cute guy I know,” you let out an unusually high pitched laugh “he gets in trouble a lot!”
“Oh yeah?” Mammon threw your shoe to the side and snapped his head up to look at you, the small amount of anger he felt hearing you say ‘cute guy’ vanished when he looked up at you.
Even in your delirious and drunk state you were still breath taking to him, your cheeks were a bright red, you held your hands together between your thighs, you had the goofiest grin on your face. He’d never seen you this smitten before and wanted to photograph the moment but was frozen in his spot when you kept talking.
“Mhmmmm, he’s super taaaall, has reeeeeally pretty eyes, he’s super funny and smart,” Mammon was convinced you were referring to one of his brothers until you unleashed the most crucial detail. “and he has the prettiest and softest white hair too!”
Mammon’s heart swelled in his chest, how dare you say all these cute things to him while totally unaware of what’s going on! He thought he was going to explode, he wanted to kiss you right then and there, nobody had ever said such sweet things about him. He wanted to see how much more you would say about him but knew it wasn’t fair in your current state.
“Psh, he doesn’t sound so hot to me, just a normal guy.” Mammon stood up finally, he turned to collect your discarded shoe.
“Nope, not even close! He’s a Demon Lord!” The second born glanced over his shoulder to see you gently kicking your feet as your legs hung off the bed, he was baffled by how easily humans were affected by pain killers.
“Yeah, well ya better keep yer mouth shut about that last part, unless ya want Lucifer to tie ya up!” He bent down to pick up your shoe.
“I’d rather tie up his younger brother.”
Mammon froze again, his face flushed and his heart went wild, you really had no filter did you? This operation had been both a blessing and a curse for him, he needed you to recover fast so he could return the favor.
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marsipaniscool · 25 days
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How would you think the pillarmen would react if they had to get wisdom teeth removed. Like, their on that anesthesia and everything lol
HIIIII FRIEND this is so so fun omg!! it’s been a long time since i’ve been under local anaesthetic BUT ill do my best
Kars is a DEMON at the dentist. his teeth are perfect ofc but he can’t stand someone poking around in his mouth. honestly think the only person he would maybe let do it is esidisi but i could see this man gassing himself up and doing his own extraction with some dusty ass mirror😭. honestly think he’s super cuddly when he’s inebriated, holding his fellow pillar men close and cooing over them and how happy they’ll all be once he gets the Aja. also very demanding as always, wants a sip of water and a cold press constantly.
Esidisi is already an emotional nightmare when he’s stone cold sober, but add laughing gas into the mix?? hooo boy. he’s cycling from being so excited about everything he’s yelling, to crying from emotional stimulation, to laughing while crying because Kars’ hair is so beautiful and he’s never seen anything like it. also would be an awful patient when it comes to recovery, homeboy would NOT care about dry sockets😭
Wamuu would be one of those patients who lose fine motor skills when under. poor baby is just trying to pull the blanket up over his chest and smacks himself in the face with both hands. his hair is a mess and he’s just laying there zoned tf out on a bed that’s probably way too small for him, even if it was made by Kars. poor wham is MASSIVE. Kars would probably want to keep his teeth tho, and wham would oblige.
Santana would HAVE to be put completely under. this ankle biting mf would snap anyone’s hand or finger clean off and then absorb it like nothing. when he comes back around though, he’s super slow to come to his senses and, like Wham, really doesn’t have any fine motor control. he’s the reason hospitals give out “fall risk” bracelets after anaesthetic. yeah he fell on a table and absorbed the medical tools. someone please help the speedwagon foundation😭
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carlosfruitsnacks · 2 years
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I'm ready.
cute scenario where Camilo gets his wisdom teeth out and he's just this wobbly clingy little shit towards Reader.
example:
"Oh my god...who are you?" (He says already clinging to said "stranger")
"I'm your s/o, camilo."
"OH MY GODDDD"
"anesthesia antics"
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summary:
— You accompany your boyfriend to get his wisdom teeth pulled out. But after his appointment, he's baffled to see you. He doesn't remember who you are but when you told him you were his s/o, he will not shut up.
genre:
— fluff & modern au
notes:
— gender-neutral reader. I do not speak fluent Spanish and all of the Spanish here is translated from google, feel free to correct me.
warning/s:
— mild cussing
a/n:
—  i hope you enjoy your request anon <3
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The birds go singing at the rise of the sun when you approached the Madrigal household. You softly knocked on the door and waited. The door opens revealing a tall woman with ginger hair, it was Pepa Madrigal.
"¡Buenos dias, [Name]! Mi mijo is still asleep but I'll go wake him up right now, come in!"
"Thank you"
You were quietly welcomed inside as Pepa leads you to the living room, she asks you to join her for breakfast but you politely declined the offer saying you already had lunch at home. As you scroll down on your phone, you hear rapid footsteps down the stairs. A boy with disheveled brown hair pants and looks around, he meets your eye. You smile and walked over to him, greeting him with a hug and a kiss on the cheek. He rubs the nape of his neck.
"Ay lo siento amor, I accidentally slept in"
"I told you that you shouldn't have stayed all night playing video games"
"Camilo Madrigal you better hurry up before you miss the dentist's appointment!"
"¡Sí, mamá!"
Camilo shouted in response to his mother in the kitchen, you sat in the dining room with him as he hurriedly ate his breakfast. He races to the bathroom for a brief shower and gets dressed. You meet him by the doorway, ready to go. Camilo slips on his shoes and intertwined his fingers with you. He lets his mother know that he's leaving before closing the door behind him.
"Nervous?"
"Kinda, it's been a while since I went to the dentist"
"I'm sure you'll do just fine, darling"
You encouraged him and brought his hand close to your lips, giving him a kiss on the knuckles. Camilo visibly swoons at the sweet gesture. He'll be fine for sure knowing you'll be right beside him.
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The two of you arrived just in time for Camilo's appointment. He goes to talk with his dentist before entering the room to start the procedure of removing his wisdom teeth. But as you go to enter the room, one of the staff stops you.
"I'm sorry but you must wait outside until they finish"
"Oh, okay. I'm sure Camilo would be alright"
You shrugged and went to look for a vacant seat right nearby the office. Meanwhile, Camilo takes a seat on the dental engine as the dentist puts on their gloves and facemask. He doesn't understand why he's nervous, it's probably because of the stories he heard from his cousins and their terrifying experiences at the dentist. Camilo tries to relax and waits for the surgery to begin. In the corner of his eye, he spots the dentist with a syringe and this makes his heart stop dead in its tracks.
The dentist walks over to him with the syringe and tool, he gulps as he feels the sweat dripping off his back. The dentist notices his visible uneasiness so they assured the boy that it will be over before he knows it. Camilo watched as the dentist used the mouth mirror to pull the top of his mouth, he shakes when the syringe comes closer to his gums.
A muffled scream can be heard echoing in the area, you furrowed your eyebrows and looked away from your phone. You don't recognize who's scream was that but the staff around are quite unresponsive to it so you assume it was only an ordinary occurrence.
Time seemed so slow for you today that you were beginning to grow bored. But as you stood up from your spot, the dentist exits the room just in time. They inform you that your boyfriend's surgery is finished, you thanked them and go inside the clinic. You see Camilo sitting on the chair with gauze in his mouth, his eyes were wet, wait, did he cry? You rush to him.
"Oh dear, are you okay?"
You ask. Camilo turns and sees you, he slacked jaw for a moment but nods his head in response.
"M'okay, I feel emotional"
Camilo admits and begins wiping his eyes, he starts to cry but you let him. You comforted him through it. It was only a short moment, you smile at him and patted his hair.
"Hey, let's get you home, yeah?"
"Please, I miss my mom"
Your heart melts when he pouts. You hold out your hand and he takes it with no objections, he holds into you and starts giggling like a child. You went to thank the dentist before leaving. You lead him inside your car, you observe your boyfriend for a while, it was his first time having his wisdom teeth pulled out after all. Camilo starts looking outside the car window, he's very quiet.
"Are you okay there, Camilo?"
"Oh my god, how do you know my name?!"
"You told me when we met"
Camilo's eyes were droopy and from that, you can tell that the anesthesia given to him prior was still in his system, maybe a little high. He keeps fixing the gauze in his mouth, you give him a moment. All of a sudden he starts clinging to you.
"Who are you? You're so nice and pretty"
You blurt out a laugh, he's definitely high on anesthesia and he doesn't even recall that you're his s/o. He must be so confused and thinking that you're just a stranger. You smile at your adorable boyfriend.
"I'm your s/o, Camilo"
"Hooooly fuck, no waaaaay!"
Camilo looks at you with disbelief, his eyes wide as he stares at you, purely flabbergasted. You chuckled and kissed his cheek to prove it, he squeals loudly inside the car.
"OH MY GOD I'M GONNA TELL MOM I HAVE A S/O"
"She already knows, Camilo"
"OH SHIT, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO"
You watched your boyfriend hyping himself up and you hold your stomach to let out a loud cackle. He searches for his phone in his pocket and randomly dials a number and puts it on speaker, the other line answers the call.
"¡Oye prima! I have a fucking s/o, kiss my ass!"
"What the hell? You mean [Name]?"
"Damn, that's their name?"
"Camilo, what's up with you? Hold on, [Name] are you there?"
"Yes! Yes, I'm here I'm sorry I cannot not laugh at him right now Mirabel"
You told Mirabel who starts laughing too. You check on Camilo to see him throwing gang signs at random people outside the car window. You took Camilo's phone and explain why your boyfriend was acting this way before ending the call with Mirabel. You pull out your phone and texted his mother, informing her you're going to drive her son home who's apparently still experiencing the high from the sedation. During the drive, you let Camilo babble.
"Holy shit, did we go on a date already?"
"Yes, Camilo. We've already been into a hundred dates already"
"Okay, but did I kiss you?"
"Uh-huh, before your surgery began"
"Oooooh, can I kiss you now?"
"Sure"
Camilo reaches in to briefly kiss you on the lips and then starts screaming about how he finally got his first kiss. You shook your head and laughed at his antics.
"Oh, I'm gonna tell Mirabel that she can't make fun of me for being single now!"
"Camilo, we've been together for five years now, your entire family knows about us"
"What the fuuuuck?! Five years! Poggers"
"Okay you need to stop saying that"
"Did we sleep on the same bed before?"
"Camilo Madrigal, we have done every possible thing that couples do these days"
"Oh! So we had se-"
"NO! Oh my god, I need to get you home right now before your mother kills me"
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themaideninthewoods · 2 years
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Baby, Kiss It Better
I sort of made a bet with a friend of mine that if my last post reached 30 notes, I would've published something Top Gun related.
And it happened! i'm actually quite surprised...
So I wrote this, mainly 'cause I got my first wisdom teeth removed and here I am, suffering alone with no one home to listen to my whining. Of course I have to project what happens to me to other characters so here I am 😂
Not sure if they're 100% OC 'cause I still need to rewatch the movies a couple times to really get the characters but I hope I'll still make you smile!
« I'm 'bout to die. »
« Maverick, come on, please. »
« The blood loss is going to be so s'vere- »
« I'm begging you. »
« - that it won't give me any ch'nce to live through this. »
« Mav. »
« If I don't g't to see the n'xt day, know that I've l'ved you. »
« Oh, gimme a break! It's a damn wisdom tooth! »
Maverick grumbles under his breath, holding a pack of instant ice against his cheek and sighing dramatically.
« You h've no idea wh't I'm going through. »
Ice is trying to hold back a laugh and hides behind the cover of the book he's trying to read. He's actually read the same sentence 4 times 'cause of Maverick's incessant whining.
« You're such a drama queen. » he mutters, unable to keep himself from smiling fondly. Part of this is due to the fact that Maverick still has that cotton pad between his teeth and he's trying to talk without letting it fall from his mouth.
And about that...
« Do you want me to take that off? » he asks, stroking Maverick's calf absentmindedly.
His boyfriend's eyes open wide and he looks downright outraged.
« D'you w'nt me t' ble'd to f'cking death, Ice? No f'cking w'y! And d'n't l'ugh at me! » he quickly adds, since Ice is starting to struggle with his self composure.
« I'm sorry, » he says, hidden behind his book, 'cause if Maverick saw him laugh right now, he'd probably break up with him, « you're just adorable. »
« 'm not, » Maverick complains, pushing the ice bag even more, « is it n'rmal th't I c'n still t'ste bl'od? »
« They've taken a tooth out, love. I'd be worried if you couldn't. »
« R'mind me n't to do anything l'ke this ev'r 'gain. »
Oh, now he looks like a kicked puppy. Alright, enough with the pretence.
Ice puts his book on the table, it's not like he was actually reading that anyway, and turns to Maverick, still sulking between two cushions.
« I love you. » he says, plainly. Simply.
Just three words, nothing else, but Maverick's eyes light up like Christmas lights on a tree.
He looks at Ice dumbfounded, as if that was the last thing he'd expected to hear from him.
« Why're you saying th't? » he asks back, honestly shocked by such a honest display of fondness.
Ice smiles and leans over him, putting a hand over Maverick's, feeling the coldness of the ice pack.
« You know, generally, one should say something like "love you too", "you're the love of my life", "I'd let you fly my F-14..." »
« Like h'll I will. Keep your h'nds off my b'by. »
Ice laughs softly and brushes his nose against Maverick's, breathing in and, brushing his cheek with his thumb.
« Does this hurt? »
Maverick shooks his head and touches his cheek with his lips.
« Not really, but you c'n kiss it b'tter if you l'ke. » he grins.
Ice moves Maverick's hand from his own cheek and slowly kisses the skin there.
It's cold and weird, but Maverick's hand comes to rest on Ice's nape and pulls him down, sighing contentedly.
It's been a while since he's kissed Maverick on his cheek and, yes, he'd rather kiss his lips, but this isn't so bad. It's gentle and loving and not rushed at all. He knows where it'll end if they start to kiss properly and he's not sure this is the right moment.
« Better? »
« Hm-hm. »
All of a sudden, Ice starts laughing out loud and Maverick just raises an eyebrow, confused.
« Wh't? »
« Goose said it was going to take a crash to get you to stop flying. Turns out it was a tooth. »
Maverick grabs one of the cushions and slams it on Ice's head, almost throwing him off the couch.
« F'ck 'ff! » he almost yells, or at least tries to, with the pad still through his teeth. It's still not enough to get Ice to stop laughing.
« Swear to God, » he mumbles, wiping a tear from his eye, « I don't know how you managed to get a wisdom tooth in the first place. »
« Ice- »
« You're the unwisest person I know. »
« As s'on as I g't b'ck on my pl'ne, I'm g'nna make you pay. »
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ambiguouspuzuma · 2 years
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Restored
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All that excitement had left me badly maimed - I'd lost my hand, and with it a great deal of my blood. We'd been charged to drive a band of brigands from the outskirts of the town, and I'd cut a few of them down, but not without taking an axe to the wrist in the process.
"Hold still," our healer said, thumbing through his notes. "I've got a spell for this."
"Are you sure?" I asked, trying to stem the bleeding stump with my other hand. My only hand. He'd healed some cuts before, but that had been different: just speeding up what my body would have managed naturally, to avoid the risk of infection. This would take a full-on miracle.
"Ah, here it is. Restoring lost body parts. I think I can get the blood back too, because I don't think you should be walking home as it is."
"Hang on, it's going to replace everything I've lost?"
"That's right, but we don't have much more time before you bleed out. Is there a problem?"
"I took a leak not long ago, and I've been working up a hell of a sweat since then. If you're putting my blood back, how does it distinguish? Is there a time limit, or are you pulling everything I've ever spilled out into the world? No offence, but I don't want my bladder and stomach to explode."
"Fine, fine, I see your point." He consulted his notes again, but worried eyes kept glancing at the paleness of my face, my clasped knuckles slick with blood, the way it pooled between my fingers and dripped steadily to the ground. "I can rule out things lost naturally, and only restore the parts of you that were removed by weapons. Is that okay? Can I start?"
"Sure. Do what you can."
I didn't recognise the language he intoned, but assumed he'd translated the relevant words. Then, a moment after he finished, it began. My wrist began to burn hot and then cold, which I hoped was part of the spell working as planned, but then I started feeling it in other places too. My other hand, and my feet, and then my jaw, the latter followed by a sudden wave of pain.
"Can you stop it?" I asked, forcing the words out through gritted teeth.
"No, not now it's started. Is something wrong?"
"I had my wisdom teeth out last year." They'd been growing horizontally, and all four had to be removed, using a set of metal tools that I supposed counted as weapons. Now they were forcing their way back into my freshly healed gums. "It's agonising."
"Ah. Well, there's nothing I can do in the moment, but as soon as we're home we can get somebody to take them back out. Probably not the same person, though, just so they don't get confused."
I couldn't help but smile at his joke - literally, my mouth was frozen into place, an open rictus grin as the only way to ease the torment. My other teeth were feeling increasingly tender, unsurprisingly as they were forced together from both sides, and I was no longer even able to clench my jaw against the pain.
But it had also spread elsewhere. I brushed my hair out of my face, noting that it had suddenly started growing like a particularly aggressive crop of bamboo - no doubt scissors had been deemed enough of a weapon for the spell to have reversed every haircut I'd ever had. The same applied to my fingernails, which were achingly stretching into vicious talons, together with every hangnail I'd suffered in my life.
The toenails were the worse. Trapped within my leather boots, some had forced their way into the thick material, embedded there so that I couldn't take them off. Others had rebounded back towards my feet, curving round to bury deep into the flesh of my soles, where they had sunk into far enough that I sank to my knees in sympathy.
"What now? Is it still just the pain?"
"Just?" I kicked at my boots like an animal in a trap, desperate to free my ruined feet from their captivity, but the more I tried the more it made it worse.
In that moment, I wished the healer hadn't tried to help at all. It would have been better that way, I thought. He should have left me as I was, to bleed out on the journey home, rather than be reduced to this. An honourable casualty of combat. None of this convulsing on the floor, scrabbling at my shoes with tender claws and a jaw that burned with every breath, whining like some feral beast under a mop of unwashed hair.
In that moment, I would have traded anything to make the torture stop. My right hand. An arm and a leg. Anything.
"Do we still have that axe?" I asked.
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hollandorks · 2 years
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ohhh those vacations all sound so lovely! and WHEW the whole family?? those vacations are always so chaotic, so i’m hoping it was still wonderful! same with the family reunion, overwhelming but i’m still hoping you had a great time!! and 12 YEARS????!! i could be wrong, but i feel like i remember you saying the proposal in motn was inspired by your own proposal.
your annual trip with your mom, aunt, and grandparents sounds so special. is it the same spot every year or do you switch it up? do u guys have traditions you try to adhere to while on the vacation? and are you an only child?? i’ve got 4 brothers and no sisters so finding out people are only children always throws me off HAHAH
and yessss okay i do remember the office!! and how your mom is like everyone’s mom in the office. and what’s the specialty medication thing like? i’ve always felt like admin work like that seemed difficult (especially with all the insurance information) but i’m sure it gets repetitive and you end up remembering it all. those programs seem so daunting to me 😭😭
and i really am looking forward to reading it. i have weird commitment issues with starting a form of media so 16+ chapters of in depth fic seems so scary right now LOL but i know it’s gonna be so worth it when i put my big girl pants on and finally do read it! i thought about it a lot over the summer especially.
and nooo not the wisdom teeth! i got mine out last fall. i only had them on the bottom, so i didn’t get the whooooole thing, but i missed a lab practicum for one of my classes and i emailed my prof a photo of me post surgery as proof that i couldn’t make it because i forgot to get a doctor’s note 😭 it really wasn’t that bad! all i remember was saying how sleepy i felt and they said i could take a nap, and then i woke up LOL
the pain & aftercare was also manageable. get warm packs for your face!! they were LIFESAVING!! i used a cloth headband (the ones that are a full loop) to keep the packs against my cheeks and it was always such a relief (and then you look funny.) wishing you the best with your procedure! (i also had leftover codeine pills for pain and one time i accidentally took codeine instead of my sleeping pill the night before a big exam. fun little college things.)
Yeah me and my husband are high school sweethearts!! Which sounds so odd to me still but we've been together since we were 14! And yes the proposal was inspired by my own just because it feels very Bruce!! We were hanging out and had had a good night just doing nothing etc and I jokingly said "will you marry me?" while he was cleaning some stuff and he said something like "really?" and I said yes, then he turned around with a ring?? I said "are you serious?!" probably 90 times 😂
3 vacations was fun but also exhausting tbh 😂 the first one with my husband's family was great but there was some weird family drama?? Which is so odd because they are not like that 😂 But it was fine. The family reunion was fun too! I have a brother but he lives in Alaska so I don't see him much but he came down for that week!!
We don't really have traditions for our yearly trip but we do go to the same island every year! Our family has been going to that area since my mom and her sisters were kids! So like....forever 😂
Anything dealing with insurance is dumb as fuck because American healthcare is a scam 😤 and they change stuff constantly to try and weasel out of having to pay for these medications! It's just a lot of paperwork, being on hold, and finding out the right phone number to call really.
Lol sending a picture of yourself post surgery I love it 😂 I'm honestly kind of anxious?? Not about the actual surgery but the recovery. I had my gallbladder removed in 2017 and the recovery was a terrible terrible time and I'm just thinking like....mouth pain is so much worse for some reason to me?? But whatever it has to be done! But then I can get my teeth straightened after that!
Definitely going to save that tip thanks!! How long did it take you before you could eat normally again? Also fhalkdjfkakjdg not accidentally taking the codeine!!! Yikes!
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Baji Keisuke general relationship headcanons
Author’s note: I feel like I’m doing these too much but it’s fun so whatever 😤 Please send TR requests if you want I’d really love to write for it more :D
-Going shopping together and filling the carts but then racing with them and crashing into everything and you both probably got kicked out of several stores
-Going for walks just to search for stray cats to take pictures of them and give them food
-Having sleepovers at his place!
-He would try to bake something for you while you’re napping but then interrupt your peace and quiet by setting off the fire alarm
-Doing each other’s hair! He has long enough hair that you could try multiple different styles on him and he’d do his best not to move so he won’t ruin your hard work  (ಥ﹏ಥ)
-Attempting chores together but being chaotic and making an even bigger mess like breaking dishes while trying to put them away after washing them :’)
-The relationship would not have happened at all if Chifuyu didn’t like you
-But he does so the three of you have hangouts where they’re each reading their own manga out loud at the same time trying to get your attention while you’re sitting between them 
-You and him trying to draw each other but I headcanon that he’s left-handed and not a very good artist so it would be all smeared but you’d keep it anyway because it’s his 😤
-You know how people slap your back really hard when you’re coughing but it makes you cough more? He’d do that or just watch you suffer in silence
-Helping him study so he doesn’t get held back another year
-Watching dramas together and being annoyed at how slow the story moves on but he’s very invested in the storyline and it’s also extra bonding time 
-He’s the type to burn his tongue immediately when he gets a hot drink every single time and he never learns his lesson, but he’d blame you for not warning him even if you’re not the one who handed it to him
-He gardens with his mom sometimes and gets his hands all dirty from the soil, so when you pass by, he’ll act like he’s gonna ruin your clothes by wiping his hands on them
-He’ll buy you (his favourite) snacks and candy but end up taking most of it for himself 
-And he’d instinctively smack your hand away if you tried taking them back
-If you’re ever embarrassed by something he says and you try covering his mouth with your hand, he’d either lick or try to bite it to make you let go
-Or if he wanted to embarrass you even further, he’d kiss your hand instead
-He’d read comics and manga to you out loud, and it would be somewhat peaceful but then in any action scenes he’ll add very loud sound effects even if there are none because it “makes it better”
-You two would “share” noodles but he’d end up taking more than half of it
-Hanging off of him like a koala and he just carries on with his day, I feel like he’d even try to fight someone like that if it ever happened
-Him flirting with you as if you’re not already together
-Stealing his clothes
-He has a lot of clothes and probably has a huge closet too, so you have many options like jackets, t-shirts, hoodies and hats
-Him getting his wisdom teeth removed and pushing you away saying he’s taken already
-Baby talking around you but then he switches his tone immediately around anyone else
-I don’t think gift giving would be super frequent since he wants it to be more of a surprise and have more meaning when he does it
-But he’d get you matching necklaces
-And those snow globes that play music and have cats inside
-He’d do that thing where he stands behind you and wraps his arms around your waist and puts his head on your shoulder and just stands there for the longest time
-He’d complain if you tried to move though
-He’d send audio messages or call you at like 2am asking how to spell a certain word 
-You’d have conversations where he has so many typos, you’re like the only person who can decipher what they’re saying
-Rip if you have heels, he would take them and then be like “You take my stuff all the time what’s the problem”
-He wants to be “ready in case something happens” so he’d practice walking and running in heels even after falling on his face several times
-He’ll definitely end up breaking a pair
-He’d even try to practice fighting while wearing them
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warmer than cuddles
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warnings: may plays matchmaker and makes some suggestive jokes
prompt: you and peter get caught in the rain and have to share an umbrella
a/n: thank youuu to the angel who requested <3 swear this is my favorite trope to write hehe ☔️
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one of the many things you and peter have in common is being lazy. it’s sort of the basis of your friendship. you’re not the kids who drink or party or get in trouble. you play board games and eat pizza on his ripped up couch. the riskiest thing you’ve ever done is sneak into a movie.
peter was so paranoid you’d get caught, he couldn’t even pay attention. he kept whispering to you about paying the whole time. you had to drag him out by his hand after the movie ended. the next time you went to that theater, he bought an extra ticket to “make it even.”
that about put an end to your trying new things phase. you went right back to your comfy nights in pajamas. tackling each other for the remote, baking terrible cookies that you just throw out, sharing a blanket to stay warm. what also helps is that you cuddle under it.
all the fun you need is you, peter, and your love for doing nothing. may disagrees.
she’s always trying to get you two out of the apartment. in her words, it’s “unhealthy for developing teens to spend so much time cooped up inside.” peter once asked which mother’s facebook group she joined. you snickered at that. may gave you a warning look.
well, you don’t have a choice to stay in today. she’s kicking you and peter out because she has guests coming over.
“it’s girl’s night,” may tells the two of you with a satisfied smirk. she hangs her raincoat on the rack and comes into the living room. peter squints his eyes at her. “you have friends?” he sounds too surprised for your liking. you flick his arm hard enough to make him go “ouch!”
“peter, we only have, like, four friends. that’s counting ourselves,” you inform him with a laugh. peter drops his head onto your shoulder. “and i don’t need any of them but you,” he says sarcastically, rubbing his cheek on your sweatshirt. “aw, i know,” you coo and rest your head on his. may crosses her arms and shrugs.
“you should do a group play date with everyone! i haven’t heard from ned in a while,” she suggests, your eyes flicking over to peter. he’s biting back a grin. “play date?” you try to stifle a laugh when you ask. “you know what i mean. a hang out,” may nods at her better word choice. peter winces in protest.
“eh, ned will probably wanna go out somewhere. we don’t do that,” he tells may, like that’s a completely normal thing for a teenager to say. you raise a finger in agreement. she laughs in disbelief at you and peter. you’re splayed out on the couch, on a saturday, complaining about doing anything else.
“you two make me feel young.” may’s words are a joke, but her tone isn’t. “you are young, may,” you reassure her and smile a little. peter says nothing. his eyes become hooded as he settles into you more. “look at you two, like some old married couple,” may gestures to you from where she’s standing. she smiles this time.
peter’s face gets hot from the mention of you being a couple. your heart skips a couple of beats. you’re pretty sure he can tell from how close he is.
“do whatever you want, just not here,” she gets back to the real conversation. peter hides his entire face in your shoulder as a form of protest. you pat his back. “and not each other. unless you’re safe,” may adds. “may, please. no,” he groans out, positive he’s all red now. you blink at her in horror.
may knows what she’s doing. peter isn’t the most subtle person, especially not about liking someone. she’s learned all the signs that her nephew is falling. he’s falling for you. she sees it in you, too. the way your eyes soften when they meet peter’s, how fast you are to hug him back or beam at the silly things he says.
you two spend so much time apart from your other friends, you basically are a couple. you’re just not old or married. the only thing you need is a push to realize that.
“ok, we’re gonna go now,” peter decides and pulls away from you. “god bless,” you say only so he can hear. he chuckles at that, you getting up from the couch. giving him a knowing smile, you grab one of his hands. he lets you pull him to his feet while exhaling. he’s already exhausted. may watches and shakes her head.
peter walks up to give her a quick hug. “enjoy girl’s night. love you,” he murmurs as she squeezes him tight. even though they tease each other a lot, their relationship is really sweet. it’s very telling how a guy treats his mother. well, aunt in this case. that thought has always been in the back of your mind.
“have fun!” you grin at may when her and peter pull apart. he comes back over to you and tugs on your sleeve. “thanks, kids. we’ll be done around eleven,” she lets you know. you’re already getting your shoes on and ready to leave. eleven is a while from now.
“don’t forget an umbrella! it’s drizzling!” may calls after you two. peter grabs hers that’s leaning against the front door. it’s pink with purple polka dots. you giggle at that. “hey, i like pink,” he defends himself and opens the door, letting you out first. you raise your hands in defense, leaving the apartment.
peter waves at may one last time. “good luck, peter,” she tells him once you reach the stairs. he furrows both eyebrows. “good luck with what?” “you’ll see,” may raises her own eyebrows in a way that’s all too familiar to peter. he calls it her face of wisdom.
still confused, peter heads out. he finds you at the bottom of the stairs. you shove your hands in your pockets and push against the door to open it. peter meets you outside, twirling the umbrella between his fingers.
“is there anywhere you wanna go?” he asks as you start to walk. you’re just going down the block for now. “back upstairs,” you sigh out. “i wish. not an option, though,” peter puffs some air out of his cheeks. you fumble to pull up your hood. he easily reaches over and does it for you.
“thanks,” you say quietly. “you’re welcome,” peter pats the top of your head for emphasis. “we could just walk around.” “until eleven o’clock? that’s five hours from now,” you laugh out, adjusting your hoodie to block your face. disappointment crosses over his features.
“should’ve brought my suit,” he mutters mostly to himself. linking your arm with his, your eyes widen. “i’m not trusting you to swing me around in this weather.” his bicep flexes when your arm wraps around his own. “what? i’ve done it before, y/n/n. on patrol.” you turn your head towards him.
“didn’t you get hurt last time?” you already know the answer. “sprained wrist and a few cuts,” he grumbles, you humming because you’re right. he’d called you in tears when he got home, scared he broke something. you reminded him he would heal soon and stayed on the phone until he calmed down.
that ended up being the whole night. you’re probably the most supportive of peter being spider-man. you of course worry about the toll it takes, but you understand why he does it. the least you can do is be there for him while he navigates the superhero world. not talk him out of it or scold him for making mistakes, be there.
that’s why he loves his lazy days with you so much. they’re his break, his escape from what he lies awake worrying about most nights. you’ve seen what he has to go through, so you respect that. whatever he needs to do to unwind is fine by you. as long as you get to do it with him.
“then you couldn’t patrol for weeks. you could barely hold a pencil.” your other arm sneaks around his. they’re both hugging him now. “you had to be my note taker,” peter reminisces, a smile making its way onto his face. “that sucked, man. you’re such a perfectionist about them,” you breathe out.
peter flips the umbrella around in a show-off kind of way. “you don’t complain when i send them to you.” he sounds so cocky you can’t help but roll your eyes. he isn’t wrong, though. “whatever. seriously, where should we go?” “uh,” peter’s eyes scan the block for inspiration. they land on a man carrying takeout.
“dinner? not at a restaurant since we’re in sweats,” he adds the last part so you don’t have to. “ooh, let’s go to panera,” you happily squeeze his arm. peter quirks an eyebrow at you. “you’re always hungry after.” “so? we can get dessert, too. we have a while.” that makes his heart flutter. a while with you.
“cool, cool, cool,” he sings to you, leaning into your side as you walk. you giggle and push at his shoulder. “i think we can make it there before the rain picks up.” there’s a clap of thunder right after he says that, like something out of a movie. it’s followed by a heavier rain coming down on you two. you pull at the strings of your hoodie to keep it tighter on your head.
“jinxed it,” you remark, both of you stopping so peter can open the umbrella. “ugh,” he grunts out. his lower lip is between his teeth while he undoes the velcro. he pushes down and watches as the umbrella springs open for you two. “here, c’mere,” peter welcomes you under as he holds it above your heads.
it doesn’t quite fit you both since it’s only meant for one person. you forgot he took may’s. the two of you have to squish together so you can avoid the rain, which is pitter pattering down hard on the sidewalk.
you’re comfortable under here with him. the freezing cold weather outside of the umbrella is hardly an issue anymore.
peter turns to face you, letting out a breathless laugh. “you can take off your hood now.” your arms slip from around his. you remove it from your head and give him a toothy grin. it’s one that’s meant to be over exaggerated. “there’s that pretty face,” peter’s voice gets quieter. unlike what you did, that wasn’t a joke.
your pretty face loses its smile. you’re suddenly very aware of how close peter is to you.
you can see the faint scar on his chin from when he banged it into a wall in your living room. he’d ran straight into it during your two person game of hide and seek. yes, you still play that. it was gushing blood for half an hour.
there are also the thousands of freckles dotting his face, the ones you only notice by looking at him super hard. you try to count them whenever you get bored. peter stares back at you while you fall in love with every tiny detail about him.
he takes the time to admire your lips, not just because they look really kissable right now. because of every curious expression they press into when he does something you can’t believe. your eyes, that he feels a sense of safety and honesty and familiarity every time he looks into. he finds them and feels like he’s home.
“peter?” you speak up after a few moments. your tone is hesitant, as if whatever you’re going to ask will change what you have forever. that’s because it might. it’s silent except for the sound of the rain hitting his umbrella. peter finally answers, almost in a whisper. “yeah?”
“i... i think,” you clear your throat before going on. his eyes trail down to your lips again, then back up to your twinkling ones. even on a gloomy day like this, they could light up the whole sky. “i think i love you,” you get out, a hand over your racing heart. peter gives you a small but sure nod. “i think i love you, too.”
he takes a step closer to you, if that’s even possible. his hand without the umbrella comes up to hold your cheek. you watch as he uses his thumb to wipe away a few stray rain droplets. your head tilts to the side, lips parted on instinct. peter leans in until his lips just brush yours, letting you decide what comes next.
you choose to close the space between you two. his eyes squeeze shut, whole face scrunched up when he kisses back. this is a release of all the emotions he’s been holding in that he didn’t even realize he had. you slip into a rhythm, using the angle to move your lips against peter’s.
his hand drops from your cheek to your jaw to support you while you kiss. your own hands grab his biceps, fingers pressing into him, depesrate to have him in your arms. peter lets out a content sigh against your lips before detaching them. it’s not for long. he comes right back in after taking a breath.
you get one long peck from him, then another that’s softer than the last. you give him a short kiss back, lips curving into a smile when this one ends. peter’s thumb smooths over your jawline while he searches for your eyes. he grins at you and tightens his grip on the umbrella handle. he’s surprised it didn’t blow away in the midst of your mini makeout.
“i definitely love you, peter,” you state so genuinely, hands on his shoulders now. that has to be peter’s favorite sentence he’s ever heard. the most beautiful combination of words, said by you to him. “i definitely love you, y/n,” peter agrees, punctuating his statement with one last kiss. you haven’t stopped smiling when his lips meet the corner of yours.
may was right about two things that night. you needed the umbrella for that huge storm, but it did more than protect your from the rain. it also brought you and peter together in a way. the second thing she was right about was that peter loves you, and every feeling he has mirror yours for him.
actually, she was right about three things. you two have to get out of the apartment more often.
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lunerbean · 3 years
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Witch Tips 24
Holy shit it's been over a year since I posted one of these but it's because I kept setting myself up for failure by putting way too high of expectations on myself to crank out 10 new and unique and helpful tips everytime I got 100 new followers except first it was 10 and then it was 50 and holy shit I got so stressed about these so I've just been writing them down as I've thought of them instead and now here we are, please be gentle.
Hello here are tips
1. Use transfer paper and a hair dryer to decorate candles.
Maybe you're doing a spell for someone & you want to put a picture of that person on the candle. This can be a way to help you better visualize the effects of the spell on the person the spell is for. Or maybe you need a picture on the candle for some other reason. Maybe you want to put pictures of coins on it for a money spell. Or hearts for a love spell. Simply print out whatever you want on transfer paper, cut it out & place the image face-down on the candle. Then, you'll want to get your hairdryer and a piece of tissue paper (I highly suggest the tissue paper is the same color as the candle, otherwise you risk getting that color onto the candle. Which can also be fine, but if it's not what you want...) use the blow dryer on a low-warm setting to melt the photo onto the candle side. Remove the tissue paper and there you have it! A picture printed onto a candle.
2. You can incorporate witchcraft into ANYTHING... even brushing your teeth.
I recently got this fucking delicious toothpaste from Trader Joe's. I'm one of those people who sometimes struggles to brush my teeth twice a day because I hate the taste of toothpaste. So I got a super unconventional toothpaste flavor instead, "fennel, propolis, & Myrrh. And about a week after using it, it struck me -holy shit these ingredients have meaning behind them. Most obviously, myrrh is associated with wisdom and meditation. And fennel has been used in magic for centuries! Even if you use regular mint toothpaste, that ingredient has power behind it! Obviously this goes more so for natural toothpastes but I'm sure you can find a way to enchant other varieties as well! Use the ingredients already infused into your toothpaste for enchantments & glamours!
3. Actually study your grimoire.
If I sound at all harsh by saying this, it's only because I'm being harsh with myself too. Study your grimoire. Don't just write everything down & then expect to have it all perfectly memorized & be a master in everything you research. Reread it. Rework it. Learn.
4. Feel drawn to be a sea witch but you don't live by the ocean? Get a saltwater aquarium!
First off, I'm not saying that it's a flawless solution. Being a witch of the sea is more than just using salty fish water in your craft. HOWEVER, with that out of the way, there's no way that a salt water aquarium will harm your craft as a sea witch. Think of it like a houseplant for a green witch. Sure, living in the forest would be better but it's still something special to be able to bring a little piece of your craft into your home.
5. Personal taglocks make a spell more powerful, but exercise caution when using them.
Undoubtedly, using a taglock (such as a strand of hair) can better connect you to the spells you're performing, but they're not always wise to use. I only use them in extremely personal spells and crafts. Things that no one except for me can have access to. I would never suggest using a taglock on something that you wish to give another person (especially another witch) such as a spell bottle or sachet. Even if you're best friends. Even if you're siblings. Even if you're MARRIED. You never know when a relationship can turn south or what someone is capable of when they're extremely angry with you. Don't risk it.
6. Be respectful of the deities that you don't worship or work with
I don't work with deities. Shocker, I know. I have my own belief system when it comes to higher powers that I won't get into on Tumblr, probably ever. But I do believe in showing respect to all things, both living, dead, & otherwise specified. If a deity approaches you who you're not interested in working with, please remain kind & respectful with in declination. You're allowed to say no to anyone and everyone.
7. Just because someone is more experienced doesn't necessarily mean they're always right.
Without naming names or being too specific, there was a witch I followed on Tumblr for a long time. They were much older than me and had been a witch for like 20+ years. I followed everything they said as fact. But slowly, over time I started to learn more and realized I didn't always agree with them. They were SO negative. If they heard basically anything new that younger witches were coming up with, they'd have a whole 10 paragraph post about how "stupid and wrong and ridiculous and fake" these new witches were. There was not an ounce of open mindedness with this person. And because of that, I started to feel really bad about myself and my craft. Things they said would stick with me and I'd feel so shitty about it. Well fuck. That. More experience means absolutely nothing if the person is unwilling to learn or expand their minds beyond their previous knowledge. Anyone can learn and anyone can teach. Age means nothing. Surround yourself with open minded people.
8. Put full moon water into your humidifier to charge your space.
This is an idea that only just occurred to me while I was setting up my crystals & jar of water to charge under the full blue moon on Samhain. I always turn my glowing humidifier on at night while I sleep. As I watched the mist begin to arise out the top I thought to myself, 'if I'm charging that water (the glass jar on my altar) for the full moon, why not this water too?' So now, I just add a little splash of full moon water into my humidifier water whenever I'm performing rituals or doing spell work. This way, the full moon water can charge my entire bedroom with the power of the full moon as I work.
Speaking of...
9. You can charge water under more moon phases than just full.
I don't know if that wording was weird or not so I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense. My point is, I always see people talking about moon water as if it's only full moon water. The moon holds power in every phase she goes through. Adding to the above tip, you can put new moon water into your humidifier to cleanse your space. Waxing moon water to help you plan and focus. And waning moon water to assist during a banishment spell. Hell yeah dude, all phase of the moon are useful and powerful!
10. Incense matches are a great alternative to full incense sticks
I love burning incense, but sometimes it can really overwhelm the area, especially because my house is small & I dont want to expose my cat to it. Incense matches are literally matches that are covered in incense powder. They burn for just a few minutes & produce a steady stream of smoke for spells. They come in a bunch of different scents. I buy them locally for 30 matches for $1.05USD but you can probably find them cheaper online. Still be sure to keep them away from pets & those who are smoke-sensitive.
Thank you so much for reading, follow me for more #10tips, search my blog for the previous 230 tips, & have a magical day.
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a/n: sorry this took so long! i think i actually like this one! in case anyone is interested, im posting this on my wattpad now! link on pinned post. **gif credit to @lydiaas**
requester: anon “ “Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.” maybe this with john b… but it does turn out to be broken and he needs surgery?”
summary: when Rafe Cameron is bothering you, John B doesn’t hesitate to hurt himself to help you
warnings: fighting and a broken arm, both of which are not graphically detailed
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You loved being a Pogue, except when one specific boy Kook ruined everything. Your parents were Kooks, and everyone expected you, Y/n Y/l/n to be one too. Life simply didn't work that way. You loved hanging with your 3 best friends and your boyfriend. But those 3 dumb kooks always tried to remind you of what you were supposed to be.
This particular instance happened at the annual Bonfire. JJ, Kiara, and Pope all had something better to do, which you didn’t blame them. The bonfire was like any other party that happened all year. John B was right by your side, kissing you and returning the glare Rafe Cameron was sending his way. Everything was going fine, until of course John B had to leave and do something. Rafe made his way over. You backed up as far as you could, but they eventually caught up.
“Hello, Y/n.”
You backed up to the point where you were out of sight from everyone at the bonfire. Which meant that nobody could see Rafe, which means they also couldn't see that you needed help.
“Where's your goons this time?”
“Don’t need them. Not when I have you, the Kook Princess.”
“I’m not a Kook.”
He stepped closer, too close. “I think that the weak-ass excuse of a boyfriend manipulated you into thinking that. You're a Kook. Same as me, same as Sarah, and same as everyone who lives on Figure 8, which you legally do. I think.” He gently smiled over in your direction, lcking his lips. “you need someone to help you remember that.”
“Oh is that right Rafe?” John B asked.
Rafe charged at him, knocking him over. John B got the first punch in by the time you made it over there to help him. Rafe managed to stand up, but you kicked Rafe in the back of his knees making him collapse.
“I think it’s best if you leave now, Rafe.” You seethed.
“You know I'm right, Y/n. Just think about it!” He shouted as he ran over to his car to leave.
You scoffed before running over to John B.
“John B I'm so sorry.”
“Don’t be. It’s not your fault that some dumbass Kook felt the need to try and mack on you.”
You pouted. “Well, I’m still sorry.”
You leaned in and hugged him, so he leaned down for a kiss, but you felt his hand being held at an awkward angle.
“John B? Stick up your hands.” You saw him, his hand was stiff and his fingers were bent. “Did you mess up something in your hand?”
“Uh, probably.”
“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”
“Fuck, ow.” He tried, but ultimately couldn’t.
“We need to get you to a hospital bubs.”
“Why?”
“Since you can’t wiggle your fingers, it’s probably a break.”
You took him home first, grabbing him a shirt and an ice pack. You walked back to the car and helped him slip the shirt on, opening the door of the van for him so he could get back in.
“I’m supposed to be opening the door for you.” He pouted.
“You broke your hand for me, I think that’s enough chivalry for the night.”
After waiting for an hour, he was taken back and they x-rayed his hand while I sat and waited in the room. Eventually, he came back.
“How’d it go?”
“Great I think I aced it.”
“That’s not how it works, you know what? Good job babe.”
Right after, a man came in.
“Mr. Routledge?” He asked.
“Yes, sir.”
“Hi I’m Doctor Jones,” He reached over and shook both of our hands.
“So it is indeed a break.”
“Nothing that a cast can’t fix, right doc?” John B tried to laugh but stopped when he saw the doctor didn’t look like he agreed with his statement.
“In most cases, yes. The problem with your arm,” He pulled up the X-ray and showed it to us. “Is that you’ve broken both of the bones. We'll put you in a splint for now, but you’ll need to come back in after your swelling goes down. Just fill in this paperwork and confirm that someone will pick you up, and we’ll get that scheduled for you.”
You helped him with the boring paperwork. He got his splint put on and then he was all set for the next three days when his surgery was.
“I don’t want surgery, y/n! I’m fine.” He grumbled.
“No, you’re not bubs. It’ll be okay. I’m dropping you off and then picking you up too.”
You sat in the waiting room for the last half-hour of the surgery. You had spent the time cleaning up a little so it wouldn’t be hard for John B to get around after he got home.
“Ms. Y/l/n?”
You looked up at the same doctor who went over the x-rays with you.
“Yes, I’m here for John Routledge. He had wrist surgery this morning.”
“Ah yes. The surgery went well and with no complications. If he leaves the splint on, and eventually the cast, and comes to his physical therapy after he’s done healing he should get full use of his arm again.”
“Thank you, Doctor. Am I allowed to see him?”
“Yes, he’s in room 210. It’s down the hall here on the left.” He pointed.
You nodded and took off to see John B. You honestly didn’t know what you were expecting. This was a little different than wisdom teeth removal surgery. You had absolutely no clue how he would be.
Post-surgery John B was tired. He was in the splint again as they waited for the swelling to recede after the surgery.
“Hi, Y/n.” He smiled up at you.
“How are you feeling, bubs?”
“Now that you’re here I feel perfect. Wanna know why?”
“Why?” You smiled, amused.
“Because you’re perfect. Excuse me, ma’am.”
The nurse who was writing something on his chart looked up at him, no sign of being annoyed was present on her face.
“My girlfriend is perfect, isn’t she?”
“John B!” You gently scolded. “You’re gonna embarrass me.”
“But you are and everyone needs to know that you are.” He pouted.
“Wait, shit. Don’t cry bubs. I’m sorry. Wanna go home and have ice cream?”
He nodded and you gently wiped away his tears with your thumbs. You quickly signed the discharge paperwork and then you were all set. You held the hand of his good arm as he was wheeled out of the hospital. You gently put him in the front seat and smiled over at him when you were both buckled in and ready to go.
John B was a keeper, and you were so glad to have someone like him in your life.
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2-cute-4-school · 4 years
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NCT Dream reaction to you getting your wisdom teeth removed
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Mark
babysitting the dreamies is part of his daily job so he thinks ‘how hard can it be to take care of you for a few hours pffft’
he’s never regretted underestimating you so bad in his entire life ◑.◑
you’re not just a nightmare
you’re THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE
he was so embarrassed when he had to gently drag you out of the dentist’s office while you were crying cuz
“mY TOOTH!! mark, i lost my tooth, what am i gonna do?!?! i should have put a leash on it, i knew it!!!! now it’s gone and it’s all my fault!!!!” (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
*ugly sobbing* *mark awkwardly patting your back while pulling you away from the scrutinizing glares of a few karens in the waiting room*
“mark. i didn’t even get to name it!!!”
poor bby cheetah mark is SO lost
“baby, hey, don’t cry! we’ll uh…. i’ll get you a new one!” ヾ(゚Д゚;ヾ)
you look up with your glassy eyes and your right cheek chubbier than your left from the cotton lodged where your tooth used to be, your bottom lip trembling oh so cutely 
and mark just…stops functioning for a moment because
‘HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO CUTE BUT SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS AT THE SAME TIME IT’S NOT FAIR !!??!?!?’
“ rweally? would you really do that for me, markie?” (◞‸◟;)
“ASFKSFRDACGCS YES LOML ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING JUST SAY THE WORD AND I’LL BRING THE MOON TO YOUR FEET YOU PRECIOUS LIL BABY” ⊂(♡⌂♡)⊃
 and he still insists he’s not 120% whipped for you can you believe it
he ends up piggybacking you all the way back home because your giggles were just too cute for him to resist so he can’t even get tired with how happy he is to witness you so carefree and joyful
and his heart just melts when you leave a huuuge kith with the loudest *MWAH* ever on his cheek and you nuzzle your nose in the crook of his neck that’s like the fatal combination of cute acts ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
in conclusion : this man just adores you with every bit of his heart :((((
Renjun
probably asked kun to pick you both up from the dentist 
you’re just too much for him smh
you’re cute and all but renjun is a tired uncle
so you’re both in the backseat with kun as your driver and it’s silent
renjun just knows something is wrong there’s no way you’re so calm 
but you’re just staring at him like ◎_◎
“uh..babe, you alright?”
silence and then *GASP*
renjun just knows he’s about to facepalm himself into another dimension when you grip his cheeks in both hands
“you’re a fAIRY!!!!!!!” (*゚ロ゚)
*sigh* *muffled words* “y/n let’s calm down and just-”
he doesn’t get another word out before you shove his face in your lap and literally raise his shirt up to the nape of his neck
damn beach you know what you want huh go off
“where are they???!!?!?! where are you hiding them you impostor??!!!?”
and then you start slapping his back
“ow ow OW, Y/N WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? STOP !!”
“YOUR WINGS!!! WHERE ARE YOUR FRICKIN’ WINGS ?!?!?” (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)
renjun is this 👌 close to knocking you out for good with a karate chop
so he just pushes you off and straps you to your seat with a second safety belt as he huffs under his breath
“i can’t guarantee you’ll live to see next week” (⊙_◎)
kun watching in the rear mirror like (͡°͜ʖ͡°)
“you know what? i’d really eat some chicken wings right now!! jun, let’s go get chicken wings!!!” ⊂((・▽・))⊃
he’s surprised you even remember his name
but you eventually exhaust yourself and pass out in the backseat of the car so renjun and kun drag you to bed 
and renjun just tucks you in like the soft loving boyfriend that he is
and he just stares at you fondly and smooches you all over your face cuz
“how tf can you be so cute, you lil overexcited evil? you’re like the cutest thing in the world and it just!!!not!!!fair!!!!!” (♡ ‸ ♡ )
so even though he complains about you a lot, he’d sell his kidney just to see his lil cute bub happy i’m so soft :((((
Lee Jeno
“let’s go to the playground!!”
“y/n, no, let’s go home and put some ice on that cheek”
“but baaaabe i wanna go one the swing” ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )
“then we’ll have to ice both cheeks”
“what did ya say???!!?!”
so jeno’s headache only worsened once you both arrived home with no prior stop to the playground
and as much as he loves you he also wants to bang his head against a wall and end his suffering yay o((*^▽^*))o
“just stay still for a second please, i’m really trying to tie this thing properly around your head”
you’re just so restless and jeno is just so done
“does it hurt?”
“ywes, my heart hurts because my own boyfriend doesn’t love me!!!”
“y/n, we already had this conversation, now just-”
“i just wanted a swing!!!” *bursts into tears* *jeno sighs half of his soul out* ଽ (৺ੋ ௦ ৺ੋ )৴
so jeno sits down beside you and pulls you into his lap gently, rocking you back and forth in an attempt to soothe your sobs jeno best boyfriend no cap
“there there, baby, we can’t go out-” *sobs intensify* “BUT i promise i’ll get you a swing right here if you let me take care of you first”
you leech yourself onto jeno’s sleeve and wipe your tears on his shirt but he doesn’t seem to mind the wet patch left on the material as he watches you with that soft look of his (´-ω-`)
so you let him patch you up after his reassurance and after he just pats your head affectionately and motions for you to stand up
and this man just flexes his arms and nudges you to latch on
that’s how jeno ends up with a squealing you as you swing back and forth with your fingers gripping his arm ╰(✧∇✧╰)
Lee Haechan
you want to pretty him up
because “since my left cheek looks like it’s stuffed with a tennis ball, i can’t carry the visuals in this relationship for a while, so i need to hand the responsibility over to you”
“who even said you’re the one carrying the visuals” ℃ↂ_ↂ
“oh honey you’re only now realizing?”
(╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ
he blames the anesthesia for your severe accusations
but the only way to shut you up is give in to your wishes
so that’s how he found himself seated down on the carpet of your home with your legs draped over his and your totally professional make up applied over his face
“i look like a clown”
“not even make up can cover your true identity, hyuck”
deep breaths, donghyuck, in and out, take it easy (◎ω◎*)
“any preferences for the nail polish color?”
“to match my soul”
“so hot pink” o(≧∇≦o)
*poker face* “you know i could obliviate you if i wanted to clown you”
*pout that hurts hyuck’s lil heart* “but you wouldn’t do that to your hurting baby, would you” *blinks rapidly with puppy eyes*
“you bet i would” (no he wouldn’t you’re just too cute and he loves you too much) *totally not whipped (♥ω♥*)*
painting his nails is the hugest struggle in your entire life
“WHY TF ARE THEY SO SHORT, ARE THEY TAKING AFTER YOU”
on second thought, mercy is no longer available for you
“hyuck, you should tape your fingers so you won’t bite your nails like a preschooler anymore”
“i’ll tape your mouth shut, that’s what i’ll tape” *_*
“hUH???!?!!?”  (*゚ロ゚)
Na Jaemin
“okay jisung is an easy task compared to you right now”
even though this man is used to being the mom of the group
he’s still most likely in disbelief watching his otherwise angel flap around like a headless chicken 
but you’re even cutter with your swollen cheek so he forgives you (︶▽︶)
“hey, jaem, did you know i’m closely related to snails??”
“entertain me” (∩_∩)
“they can sleep for years at once. that’s like my main talent.”
“it would be great for me if you’d put this talent of yours to work now”
jaemin ends up sprawled over the couch and watching dramas like a tired mom of 3 hyperactive children with you curled up at his side playing games on his phone
*hiccup*
jaemin’s brain before he even registered the sound : something’s wrong
“y/n baby?” (。•́︿•̀。)
*hiccup* *sniffle* *hiccup* 
jaemin’s overprotective instincts kicked in ಠ╭╮ಠ
he knocks the phone out of the way and swings your legs over his lap to cradle you against his chest and hush you with the gentlest coos while rubbing your back up and down softly
“what happened, my love? does it hurt? tell nana what’s wrong and he’ll get rid in a second of what dared hurt his precious baby” just imagine this man this would be like the peak of my life  🥺
so in between your boyfriend’s comforting whispers and your harsh breaths of air you managed to let out a few words
“e-elephants, nana”
he already knows the biggest facepalm is coming his way -_-
“tHEy CAn’T jUmP, tHE poOR ELephANTs”
(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻
he just sighs and continues rocking you in his arms until you doze off, slumped on his chest, your head cushioned by his shoulder
he softly shakes his head at you and lays a butterfly kiss on your forehead
“i would make elephants jump just for you, my cute big baby” ♡♡(→ε←*)
Zhong Chenle
he halfway panics at the way you act
you’re usually the one who takes care of him so your childish act that surfaced because of the anesthesia took him by surprise
“dude they brainwashed y/n” (ノ`□´)ノ
once you start babbling to him about the end of the rainbow and the elf that awaits there with a pot full of golden coins he knew you lost it
calls renjun
“hyung i’m sorry for saying you’re batshit crazy with your conspiracies, but aliens kidnapped y/n”
*muffled voices on the other side*
“NO, I’M NOT DRUNK!! they brainwashed y/n or even worse… returned a cheap copy of them”
renjun probably just tells him to put you to sleep and advises chenle to do the same with himself -_-
so chenle just approaches you very carefully, his voice barely above a whisper
“hey, babe, aren’t you tired?”
“actually no, how about a walk in the park???”
“idk y/n, it doesn’t seem like the best idea”
“PLEASE”  🥺
“THIS IS THE BEST IDEA OF THE YEAR BABY!!!11!!”
this man is royally whipped for you so he takes you to the nearest park and keeps a careful watch on you as you bend down to pet every dog that passes by ⊂((・▽・))⊃
while he would do anything for you, he’s very panicky about your safety so he has to hold your hand the entire time and you’re not allowed to leave his side for even a second overprotective boyfriend check
mid walk you take a break on a bench and you lean your head on cheble’s shoulder before muttering sleepily
“lele, i’m tired, imma take a nap”
“are you serious rn” (ಠ_ಠ)
but you’re already a goner and chenle is left fuming by himself
despite his annoyance he still adjusts you so he can piggyback you home and hums songs softly every time you stir (灬♥ω♥灬)
you’ll have to baby him an entire week to pay him back
Park Jisung
this boy is actually quite pleased
because for once he can take care of you and not the other way around without any complaints coming from you
so you both end up curled into each other under a blanket while watching the Frozen movies :((((((((
and for once he ends up watching you more than he watches the movie because you’re so cute reciting all of Olaf’s lines ꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱
but the fun can only last for so long
and when your mouth starts feeling ‘funny’ jisung’s mind goes haywire
“sung, i’m gonna die”
panic panic PANIC (シ;゚Д゚)シ
“they poisoned you didn’t they??? i knew it!! i knew dentists are evil, how am i gonna explain i let crazy doctors perform dark magic on you???!!?!?” no offense to dentists y’all are life savers
so you have at least 2 ice packs and a bag of frozen peas clutched against your cheek and you swear you’re about to die from frostbite rather than the weird feeling coming from your teeth 
and then jisung wraps you in a mountain of blankets cuz ‘we can’t have you catching a cold now too’ as if sweating your ass off is gonna fight off the numbing cold on your face  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but babie is confused a tad lot bit scared for both his and your life
and you’re kinda very dazed so comforting him isn’t really in your agenda
he probably worries within an inch of his life ヾ( ๑´д`๑)ツ
too afraid to let you fall asleep just in case
so every time you doz off sweet cutie jisung just kithes you (๑°꒵°๑)・*♡
and you wake up just to kiss back your cute boyfriend
and he just chuckles and blows raspberries on your neck man jisung would be such a cute whipped boyfriend
but he ends up asleep next to you with his face buried in your hair and arms tightly wrapped around you cocooning you close to himself ah i’m getting soft again ♡(㋭ ਊ ㋲)♡
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kpop-cakepops · 3 years
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hii i loved snuggle donation!! i was wondering if i can request a wonwoo imagine where he and the reader are besties and one of them (u can pick!) gets their wisdom teeth taken out so they’re all loopy afterwards and the other one takes care of them. just a whole lot of fluff hehe thank u <333
OH MY GOD. ANON I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. I've been a bit busy but I was able to squeeze this one out for you. Since you mentioned you enjoyed "Snuggle Donation" I connected the two requests! I hope you enjoy it! Thank you for requesting!
Warnings: None.
Genre: Fluff
Word count: 1,282
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The Best Friend A Girl Could Ask For//Jeon Wonwoo x Fem!Reader
"I can't feel anything" Y/N was poking at her cheek drowsily while Wonwoo finished signing her out at the front desk.
"Hey, stop touching, you're only going to bleed more" he called out as he walked up to the drowsy girl. "Come on, let's get you home" His long arm snaked under her, shifting her weight onto his so he could help her steady herself as they stepped outside.
"Where are you taking me?" Y/N asked.
"We're going home. We'll watch your favorite movies and eat ice cream like you wanted" He assured praying to all existing deities that she wouldn't cause a scene. She didn't. Y/N was quiet for the most part of the drive back home with the occasional random comment.
Eventually, they made it to the girl's small apartment, Wonwoo struggling far less than she had when she had to drag him to his house after the blood donation. "Wow, that wath tho long ago" she lisped out as her best friend set her down on the couch carefully.
"What was?" He asked, his large hands pulling her shoes off.
"The cuddling." She quipped.
Wonwoo let out a small nervous cough. "Right, it was a hot minute ago" he laughed. "Anyways, let me see the gauze" his fingertips tapped at her chin so she would open up. A soft gag left his lips at the sight of the bloody gauze.
Y/N on the other hand found it funny that he was trying to take care of her when he couldn't even stand straight at the sight of blood. "Cute" she giggled.
"Shut up. I'll get you a cold pack for your chipmunk cheeks."
Y/N watched as the tall man stepped over to her small kitchen. Her loopy mind causing her to lean back. "I want wather too pweath"
The little smile on Wonwoo's face went unnoticed as he walked back over to Y/N. "Does it hurt a lot? You need to tell me when it starts hurting so I can get you your pain killers" His voice was soft, unlike every other time the two had hung out.
"I'm fine, I'm just thirsty"
"Here. Careful with the straw." He warned as he held the glass up to the drowsy woman's lips. "Should we put in a movie?"
Y/N nodded her head and watched as Wonwoo busied himself with choosing a movie for the two to watch. For some unknown reason, a very sudden and strong urge to cry took over her. There he was, Jeon Wonwoo, the same dorky kid that never talked in school, more often interested in video games and books than making friends... yet he had stuck around Y/N who was the complete opposite of him for so long. They were both now in their mid-twenties and he was there, taking care of her as if it were his duty.
The sudden sniffles next to him caused Wonwoo to turn to Y/N in alarm. "Hey what's wrong? Does it hurt? God, I told you to tell me if it hurt" his tone was stern yet soft as he stood from the couch but Y/N's hand grabbed at his wrist.
"No, it doethn't hurt." she said. "I juth really love you man. You really are the beth friend a girl could ath for" She cried.
Wonwoo laughed a little to himself, "What? Why so suddenly?"
"I don't know. In middle thchool you never talked to anyone, you were tho quiet, but you talked to me. When all the girlth in our grade hated me becauth of how loud I wath, you talked to me-" The poor girl couldn't even continue, her gauze and crying causing her throat to shut down.
Wonwoo ruffled her hair tenderly, "They hated you because you were pretty and all the boys liked you, you idiot. Plus, I only asked you to turn in your homework, and before I knew it you were talking my ear off at lunch."
"You could have told me to thcrew off" she said. "If it wath that annoying-"
"Why would I? You were funny. Plus, I was a boy... and all the boys in our grade liked you remember?" He winked over at you and finished setting up the movie.
Y/N's boggled mind didn't seem to understand what Wonwoo had just insinuated. All she knew was that she really loved her best friend and wouldn't change him for the world. "Hug me, bitch" her hands grabbed at his long arm placing it over her shoulder.
She managed to comfortably wedge the cold pack Wonwoo had gotten her between her cheek and his chest. The cold of it causing the man to hiss under his breath but he didn't remove it knowing you were probably dead tired and couldn't hold it even if you tried.
It took only minutes for Y/N to fall asleep completely. Wonwoo took the chance to stand up and clean around a bit knowing Y/N wouldn't be able to do much of anything for the next couple of days... not so much because of the surgery or the pain, but more so because of the lack of solid foods the girl would be undergoing.
It took the sleepy girl a few hours to come to. The smell of soup greeting her nicely. "Wonwoo?"
"In the Kitchen" He called out. The girls stood from her seat and lazily walked herself over to her tiny kitchen. The same tiny kitchen that was invaded by her tall best friend. He moved around like he knew what he was doing, and she couldn't help but find it cute. The scene managing to make her confused little tummy do a flip.
"What are you doing?" she winced at the feeling of the soggy gauze in her mouth.
"Making you dinner since you slept your way past lunch" he replied. "Also, you should get rid of the gauze. You don't need it anymore"
She did as told taking the chance to peek over the boy's shoulder. "What are you making?" she questioned curiously.
"Soup." he answered curtly. That alone made the girl smile.
"Not going too well for you?" she asked.
The boy let out a defeated sigh and turned to look at her. "No. I'm sorry. I got all excited when you said I was the best friend a girl could ask for and thought I'd be able to do at least this much, but I have been proven wrong."
Y/N giggled softly. "It's fine, Woo. We can just order some stew from the little restaurant down the street."
"Do you want that? I can go pick it up for you right now!"
"I should get all my teeth removed if it's gonna get you to pamper me like this. I could seriously live life this way" She grinned.
"Shut up or I'll change my mind"
"I'll go with you. It's not like I have much to do anyways." she shrugged.
"Okay, let me go get your shoes for you."
"Woo, I think I can do at least that muc-"
He didn't let her finish as he grabbed her shoes from the door and forced her to sit down. "Hey, I thought you said you could get used to this life. I'm here to take care of you. Now hush."
The rest of the day followed the same way. Y/N claiming she could get used to having him take care of her and then feeling bad about it. Meanwhile, Wonwoo was starting to like taking care of his best friend... that and a little extra something he hadn't felt since he was 12 years old.
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night-owl-2000 · 3 years
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Lilith Clawthorne X Reader: A Fool's Wisdom Teeth
Author’s Note: This is the first fanfic I’ve ever written. I never thought in a million years I’d be writing one but here we are lol. The title was the hardest thing to come up with. My wisdom teeth are coming in and giving me pain so I got the idea to write this and it made me feel better. I’m probably still not gonna have mine taken out since I don’t seem to want to listen to my own logic and reasoning lol. Anyways, I hope y’all enjoy it! 
         “Ow…” you whined from the kitchen as you tried to enjoy your favorite snack. Your wisdom teeth were growing in and one specifically was causing you pain. You gently rubbed the right side of your jaw and decided to put the snack away, sighing and accepting defeat. “Wisdom teeth suck” you stated, sounding moderately annoyed as you walked into your living room. “If they’re causing you so much pain, why don’t you get them removed? If I remember correctly, you said that wisdom teeth are not necessary for anything” suggested a calming voice from the couch. As you sat down, you looked over at Lilith. “The only reason I’m not getting them removed is because I don’t want to deal with the pain from recovery. Besides, I’d also be loopy from the medication and the last thing I need to do is make a fool of myself” you answered with a chuckle.
         This wasn’t your first experience with pain from your wisdom teeth. About a year ago you felt the same pain you were currently feeling on the left side of your jaw. You had gone to a dentist about it and he had explained that the pain was normal but that there wasn’t anything that could be done about it. That’s also when you found out you were one of the lucky few who didn’t need to have their wisdom teeth removed since yours were coming in straight and your jaw was big enough to house them. You were relieved to hear that and giggled because your father, who had taken you to the appointment, was jealous since he had to have his wisdom teeth cut out. You had told that story to Lilith once during one of your many walks together. That story still made you giggle at times.
         Returning to the present, you blushed slightly as a gentle kiss was placed on your cheek. “Dearest, you don’t need to worry about making a fool of yourself. I highly doubt anyone would seriously judge you for what you say or do while under the influence of medication following such a procedure” Lilith reassured you with a warm smile. “I know, making a fool of myself is the least of my worries. I’m more afraid of the pain. It would be much worse than this” you replied. You were stubborn. No matter how much pain you were in, you were not going to have those extra four teeth removed and you were certain no one could convince you to do so.
        Unfortunately for you, the tooth currently giving you pain made contact with the tooth growing in directly above it as you finished speaking, causing you more pain. This did not go unnoticed by Lilith, who sighed and shook her head. She knew how stubborn you were. She was just as stubborn though and hated seeing you in pain, whether it be emotionally or physically. She was determined to convince you to get your wisdom teeth taken out.
        “Dearest, I know you are afraid of the pain you’ll feel during recovery but think about it. If you get those teeth removed, you only have to suffer through one round of intense pain. This is your second time dealing with pain from those extra teeth. Based on what you’ve told me, you gain nothing from keeping them. Do you really want to go through this pain two more times and gain nothing in the end rather than go through one intense round of pain then be free?” Lilith asked as she looked at you. You could see the concern in her eyes. The thought of going through this same pain two more times certainly wasn’t a pleasant one. You gave the idea some thought, admitting to yourself that you’d be in pain either way, but you were still hesitant to change your mind. Seeing that you were thinking about what she said, Lilith spoke again. “Y/N, I hate to see you in pain like this. At least if you get your wisdom teeth removed, you won’t have to worry about them causing you pain ever again. I’ll stay with you throughout your recovery. All I’ll need to do is gather a few things in a suitcase to bring here. How does that sound?” she asked as she gently placed a hand on one of your shoulders. You took a little longer to think as you looked at her. She had a small, hopeful smile as she looked at you. Her eyes met yours and in them you could still see a hint of concern mixed with reassurance. You smiled a little bit and took a deep breath, having made your decision.
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           Today was the big day; the day you were going to have your wisdom teeth removed. After finally agreeing to get them removed following your conversation with Lilith one week ago, you scheduled your appointment for the earliest possible date. Staying true to her word, Lilith had come over the previous evening with a suitcase of her belongings in preparation for her stay with you. Seeing as you still lived with your family and there were no guest rooms in your home, Lilith would be sharing a room with you during her stay. This was not an issue for you two though. She had stayed overnight a good handful of times before and even had a small dresser and a few hangers of her own in your closet. Likewise, you had your own dresser in the closet of her room back at the Owl House for whenever you stayed over.
         As your father drove you to your appointment with your sibling sitting in the front, you sat in the backseat with Lilith trying to stay calm. You were incredibly nervous about the whole thing and for good reason. After all, who wouldn’t be nervous in this situation? Seeing how nervous you were, Lilith did her best to help you calm down. “Did I already tell you about how Edalyn teased me as I was packing my things?” Lilith asked. You nodded and answered “Yeah, I wouldn’t mind hearing about it again though.” With that said, Lilith began telling you about how Eda had laughed and asked her if she was finally moving in with you. After the inevitable teasing from Eda, her and the rest of the Owl Fam, as you had taken to calling them, passed on their messages to her wishing you good luck and a speedy recovery. The story succeeded in calming you down and distracted you for the rest of the ride.
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          The procedure to remove your wisdom teeth was finally over. You had been knocked out for the whole thing but for those that were awake waiting, it felt like the procedure was taking forever. Everything had gone smoothly as expected and you were cleared to go home and rest. Also as expected, you were still under the influence of the medication that was used on you. Lilith helped you get into the backseat of the car for the ride home so you wouldn’t fall in and possibly hurt yourself.
         On the ride home, things went well. Your father had the radio on playing some great metal music and the windows were partially open, allowing some fresh spring air to circulate throughout the inside of the car. Your sibling, who was sitting in the front, occasionally responded to the things you said. For most of the ride, you had your head resting on Lilith’s shoulder as you went on about various topics. Of course, you didn’t make much sense as you spoke but that didn’t stop you. Lilith had one arm wrapped around your shoulders as she listened to you go on about whatever came to mind.
         “Lily?” you said as you looked up at Lilith, your eyes meeting hers. “Yes, Darling?” she answered. “Why are you always so pretty?” Lilith blushed lightly and giggled as she thought of an answer to your question. In the front passenger seat and the driver’s seat, your father and sibling chuckled and your sibling rolled their eyes, making a mental note to tease you about this later. “I’m afraid I don’t have an answer. I am flattered though that you think I’m pretty all the time. Thank you” was Lilith’s answer. You offered a quiet hum in response.
        A brief moment of silence passed before you spoke again. “I wanna marry you” you said with a dopey smile. That sentence caught everyone off guard. Your sibling couldn’t help but to burst out laughing and your father was trying to stifle his own laughter. Lilith had gone from lightly blushing to being as red as a tomato the moment that sentence left your mouth. She looked exactly like a deer caught in the headlights of a speeding truck. You two had known each other for a little more than a year at that point and had been together for about 9 months. It was in this moment that Lilith was the most flustered she had ever been. She had to take a moment to think and compose herself before responding.
        “I…we can get married after you recover” was her response. It took everything in Lilith to provide that response without turning into a flustered mess. The thought of marrying you was one that had only briefly crossed her mind a couple of times in the last month or so. The time she took to think and compose herself was the most time so far she had spent thinking about it. For a short time following her response, she imagined what the big day would be like. She imagined it would take place on a warm and sunny day, mixing together elements from witch wedding ceremonies and human wedding ceremonies to have a wedding like no other. What a wonderful day it would be, a day of celebration with family and friends from both realms. You cheering brought her out of her daydream.
       “Hell yeah! I get the best wife in existence!” you cheered with a giggle. Your father and sibling were still laughing in the front of the car, almost unable to stop. As the laughter from the front died down and you settled down, Lilith buried her face in her hands. She was still as red as a tomato. Thank Titan Eda wasn’t there or she’d never hear the end of it. A little while later the car was parked, signaling that you were finally home. Lilith helped you out of the car and upstairs to your room so you could rest. Once you were tucked in, you were out like a light. You didn’t find out about what you said until after you woke up a few hours later. You knew from that moment on you’d never hear the end of it from your family, especially your sibling. 
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taehoneycheeks · 3 years
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Spilling Truth
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"After your tooth surgery, the anesthesia started to show its effects a little too well"
Pairing: Yoongi × reader
Genre: tooth-rotting fluff, relationship!AU
Warning: pg_13
Word count: 1.5k
Credit : @taehoneycheeks ©️
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Your tooth was killing you and you couldn't do anything. It has been three days since your wisdom tooth started aching and now it was beyond comparison. The pain was quite intense. Your gums were swollen indicating that your tooth was trying to break through your mouth and honestly you wanted nothing else. You had pain in your jaw and difficulty opening your mouth.
You had tried everything to make the pain go away. Rinsed your mouth with salt water, used peppermint essential oil, tea tree oil, crushed garlic, even rubbed whiskey to the surface of your gum to dull the pain but nothing lasted for more than an hour.
Right now it was morning of the fouth day and you couldn't take it anymore so you finally thought telling your -oh so ignorant- boyfriend about your problem. So you put some clover oil on a piece of cotton and tucked it between your teeth and went to the living room where he was lounging on the sofa, still wearing his blue pj's.
"Oongi!" you said, pronouncing his name all wrong because of the pain and the cotton.
"What?" he asked, looking confused, all while knowing your problem.
"I feed to see a dockur" you rambled making him snort.
"Oongi!! I need to see a dockor" you tried again speaking most of the words correctly. He laughed this time and said-
"You are saying that 'you need to see a doctor' right?" he replied and you nodded too quickly which made your jaw hurt.
"Alright, I'll book an appointment for this afternoon and then we can go see the doctor together okay?" he stated and you said a quite okay and then went back to your shared bedroom to have some rest. After a while you heard Yoongi's faint voice talking to someone on the phone. He came in the room after a few minutes, all changed, wearing a pair of black jeans and his black jacket.
"Hey" he said leaning against the door "I booked an appointment for 1 p.m. so be ready and don't sleep in" he ordered sarcastically and you gave a quite 'hmm' in response.
Now you were sitting on the passenger seat and Yoongi was driving to the doctor's clinic while grumbling about how you couldn't tell him about your problem at once when it started.
"How could you be so irresponsible when you knew about your tooth!" he said and you groaned and rolled your eyes. As if you would have reacted you thought.
After half an hour of complaining, both of you finally reached the clinic where luckily you were just in time for the appointment. You said your greetings to the doctor and she asked you to sit on the seat while beginning her observations.
"There has to be a surgery. Because of your tooth, your gums are very swollen and if we don't take the tooth out, the results could be fatal" she commented after her examination and just by hearing the word 'surgery' your blood ran cold.
You looked at Yoongi and he gave you a thumbs up for reassurance which didn't help at all.
Yoongi was dismissed from the room and a dose of anesthesia was given to you to numb the pain in your gums. The surgery took upto thirty minutes and now your tooth was removed and a cotton bud was attached to your jaw to help soak the saliva. The only thing was that the anesthesia had started to show its after-effects on you.
Your mind felt like it was filled with fog and you were feeling loopy and groggy but somehow extremely relaxed. The doctor discharged you after the surgery and you were asked to sit down while Yoongi was talking to the doctor. After that, he immediately held you by the waist and guided you both to the car where he made you sit in your seat and then crossed the car to reach the driver's seat.
"The doctor said that you will feel a little loopy because of the anesthesia but after a good sleep and drinking lots of water you will be good again" he said while sitting in his seat.
"A little!" you giggled "I feel a lot loopy" you laughed emphasizing the word 'lot'. Yoongi looked at you bewildered, then he shook his head and said "yeah I can see that" then he reached for your seat belt which you must have forgot to buckle.
He looked so handsome with his black hair parted at sides and his pink lips drawn in a thin line looking so focused and exceptionally stunning.
"I have such a handsome boyfriend" you marveled, drool sliding down your chin due to the cotton in your mouth, and he smiled at your comment averting his eyes to meet yours. Then he sat back and buckled his seat.
The drive back was as quite as the ride before except this time Yoongi kept glancing towards you to check on you and every time your eyes met, he snapped his head away with a small smile on his face like a teenager who has a crush.
When you both reached your driveway, he unbuckled your seat belt and first he got out of the car then he himself opened the door for you to come out, which happened on very rare occasions. Then he hooked his hands on your waist and lead you forward.
"YOONGI!! where are you! my BABY!" you shouted as you entered your living room.
"Aish! I am here no need to shout" he said while holding his hand close to his ears.
"My baby! you are looking so cute today!" you beamed and jumped to hug him making a slight blush creep up to his cheeks. "This is just because of the anesthesia, don't act weird" he said while getting out of the hug and going to the kitchen.
"No my baby! you are looking super handsome today with that leather jacket and soft hair" you sighed still smiling making him blush more.
"You are saying these cheesy stuff just because your mind is foggy, go sit on the sofa" he ordered and you obliged. After a while he came in and sat next to you and gave you a glass of water which you drank happily. You saw him grab a tissue paper and bringing it to your chin to wipe off some drool which you didn't notice was there. Then he was again on his phone, probably checking for any new updates.
"Yoongi" you said a little while later to which there was no response "Yoongi!" you tried again and this time he gave you a 'hmm' in response without looking from his phone.
"I love you" you said while watching him with rapt attention. He met your eyes and you could see a dark pink shade of blush forming in his pale skin.
"I am so lucky to have you in my life" you said cheerfully and now his face was bright red and he was blushing.
"Are you blushing?!" you asked "n-no it's just a little hot in here" he said and his little stammering was enough to confirm you doubt.
"Oh Yoongi" you said scooting over to him and wrapping yourself around his arm "I love it when you show your emotions" you mumbled "please never change" you said while closing your eyes.
You felt yourself being lifted up and when you opened your eyes you saw him carrying you bridal style to your bedroom.
"You know, usually the husband carries his wife like this to their honeymoon suite" you commented and Yoongi immediately stopped dead in his tracks and stared at you with big eyes and you just laughed at him and closed your eyes and snuggled closer in his chest.
After a while he again started to walk and when he entered your room, you slowly opened your eyes and saw a big smile on his face and a little blush on his cheeks and you were sure that your comment made a huge effect on him.
He slowly laid you on the bed and tucked you in the covers. Then he closed the lights and started to exit the room. You were sure you heard a faint i love you jagi but until then you were already drifting to sleep.
You slowly woke up from your sleep and saw the time. It was almost night. You crept out of your room and heard dishes clattering in the kitchen so you went there and saw Yoongi preparing the dinner.
Your head was throbbing with pain and you groaned which caught his attention. "How was your sleep?" he inquired. You reeled through your mind to remember when you fell asleep but couldn't remember anything.
"Baby...I had pain in my tooth then I told you about it and then we went to the dentist then she did some surgery on it but i don't remember anything after that" you said which made Yoongi smile and he said-
"Oh you would love to know".
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A/n: Heya! How are you guys doing? Thank you so much for reading my little piece of work. I saw this prompt on Google and immediately thought of our ever sarcastic Yoongi blushing and just went for it. Please ignore any typos or mistakes. Hope you liked it!
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ladyscarlettwrites · 4 years
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hi i have to get my wisdom teeth removed soon >.< so i was wondering if you could do the turks + rufus taking care of their s/o after they get their wisdom teeth removed?
A/N: So sorry this is late and if it already happened I hope the removal went well! I had mine taken out too, I looked like a chipmunk when it swelled! Didn’t help that I already have chubby cheeks 😂
Reno:
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He would absolutely take care of you
But he would also joke around
Especially if you’re high from the laughing gas they gave you for the removal
If you’re the type of person that wouldn’t get mad if he recorded you then he will definitely do it 😂
One; to show you and two; to keep it if he thinks you were acting so cute so he can watch it while he’s at work
”Mah fwace ‘s so swowen, Weno!” Y/N giggles as she looks at herself in the mirror as Reno records you.
“That’s because you just had your teeth removed, yo!”
Y/N gasps and looks back at the mirror and touches her teeth frantically. Reno laughs and hugs her from behind with his free arm while he continues to record them.
“Calm down, I’m not talking about those! I’m talking about your wisdom teeth!” Y/N smiles and turns around to hug him.
“I wuv you!”
“I love you too, but now let’s go and make Rude make us some yummy soup!”
“Yay!”
Rude:
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Where do I even start with this man
He will take the entire day off to be there for you 🥺
If it’s possible then he’ll be sitting right next to you and hold your hand while the dentist pulls out your wisdom teeth
He’ll also be ready with an ice pack for when you’re done with your procedure to help keep the swelling down
I’m a firm believer that this man can cook anything
He’ll make you either a delicious soup or a broth of your liking
Y/N pouts as she sits down on the bed as she holds two ice packs on her face. Rude opens the door and walks in with a bowl of soup.
“Here’s your bowl of soup, Y/N. I hope it’ll be okay for you.”
Y/N smiles as she sets the ice packs on her nightstand. “Of cworse I’ll wike it!”
Rude smiles softly as he sets the tray in front of her and sits on the other side of her and eats with her.
“S’anks Wude...!”
Rude chuckles softly and leans down and kisses the top of her head. “Anything for you, my love.”
Tseng:
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He’s the leader of the Turks so he probably won’t be able to take the day off to go with you
Can’t blame him since he’s a very busy man working for Rufus
Also can’t trust that Reno will do his work properly if he’s gone
But the moment he’s free he’ll be there to help take care of you
He’ll make sure that you’re taking your medicine to help with the swelling
If he can cook then he’ll make you food that you’re allowed to eat
But if he can’t cook then he’ll have Rude make you something since he knows you like his cooking
Y/N sighs as she sits alone in the living room and flips through the tv channels without really paying attention to what’s on. It was getting really late at night and Tseng wasn’t home yet.
After an hour later Y/N sighs again and turns off the tv as she gets up and heads to bed. At the same time Tseng walks through the front door with a container of food.
“Sorry, love. I didn’t mean to take so long. Reno messed up a report and I had to force him to fix it.” He says as he sets down the food on the table.
Y/N walks over to him and wraps her arms around him. Tseng smiles softly and wraps his arms around her and kisses her forehead.
“Did you take your medicine already?” Y/N nods her head. “Are you hungry?” Y/N shakes her head. “Do you want me to lay down with you?” He chuckles softly when she nods her head as she tries to lead him to their bed.
“Hold on, love. You go on and head to bed first while I put the food away.” Y/N pouts but listens to him.
After Tseng puts the food away he goes to the room and changes out of his suit before getting into bed and pulling her close.
“Thank you.” She whispers as he gently runs his fingers through her hair to help her fall asleep.
Rufus:
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Like Tseng, he is also a very, very busy man
But that doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t do anything about it
He’ll make sure that you have the best dentist there is
He’ll also send Darkstar with you to keep you company in his place
Darkstar adores you so Rufus will know that he’ll make sure the dentist does his job properly so that your procedure go smoothly
He’ll also have his personal chef make you whatever you desire (that you’re allowed to eat)
He isn’t really the PDA type but once you two are alone he’ll be very affectionate
But he’ll have to share you with Darkstar because he’s a big baby who loves to sleep either near your feet or on your lap
Rufus leads Y/N to bed after their dinner.
“If I wake up tomorrow with swollen cheeks, I’ll have to hide in this room forever...!”
Rufus chuckles softly as he kisses cheek gently, “Darling, stop being over dramatic. You’ll still be the best looking woman in my eye.”
Y/N rolls her eyes but can’t hide the blush she has, “You’re only saying that because I’m your wife...”
“No, I’m saying that because it’s the truth. Now let’s get some sleep.” He says as he pulls her close to his chest.
Darkstar whimpers from the foot of the bed. Rufus rolls his eyes as Y/N laughs softly.
“Come here, my big baby...! Sleep next to mommy...!” Y/N coos as Darkstar quickly jumps onto the bed and snuggles next to her.
“He’s not a baby, Darling.”
“He will always be my baby until you finally decide to give me one.”
Rufus raises an eyebrow at that before smirking, “Oh? Well maybe I’ll give you one once we have the privacy that we need to make one.”
Y/N blushes deeply as she looks up at him, “R-Really?!”
Rufus smiles softly, “Yes I am. But not right now. We can start once you heal from the stitches in your mouth.”
Y/N smiles and cuddles closer to him, much to the dismay of Darkstar.
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