#and clint is like wtf is his problem

[worstloki]

Avengers: we do NOT have the smarts to get Tony back to the way he was De-aged Tony: I may not have my father's love but I can solve the equations you need! Avengers: ok wtf

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Avengers: your brother tried to conquer Earth--that's Midgard, our planet De-aged Thor: that's so cool!!! did I get to conquer a planet too? Was it Jotunheim? Did I slay-- Avengers: ok so this may be a bigger problem than we thought

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De-aged Natasha: [sitting patiently on a chair, hands in her lap] Avengers: the obedience is scary. someone make it stop. she won't even speak unless spoken to. -

Avengers: awwwwwwww he's kinda sweet like this

De-aged Steve: I am struggling to breathe and cannot lift 10 lbs. the technology around me makes me wonder if I've died already. I hope Bucky copes well. Avengers: oh so he's still noble of course he is :0

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Avengers: we had an argument and now Bruce is in the corner curled up with his ears covered I think we should not have raised our voices and also invest in an Avengers Therapy Plan

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De-aged Clint: where's my brother Avengers: we don't know who that is De-aged Clint: De-aged Clint: oh sweet you guys have got pizza this couch is mine now

#no de-aged loki i think they all may have trouble processing that he was a nice kid #except Thor who is going to keep trying to hold back tears while interacting with the guy

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

Okay, here's another reason Mobius is full of crap. Pretty much no one needed Loki to be "The best version of themselves"

Steve Rogers is Steve Rogers, he was already the best.

Tony Stark, ignoring the the fact he is always kind of low key a garbage person. His development was in his own prior movies. Being captured and seeing first hand the destruction he was causing. Loki insighted no positive growth. In fact because he played a part in Tony's PTSD that actually hurt him and lead to Tony making terrible decisions Loki made Tony worse

Natasha Romanoff, she broke free of heavy indoctrination own her own and was already a part of SHIELD because she felt it was for good.

Clint Barton, again already a part of Shield, was already preselected to be an Avenger

Bruce Banner, maybe you could say the invasion inspired Bruce to fight, but in the long run that didn't fix any of the self loathing issues and being a hero was almost more of obligation than something Bruce actually wanted to do. Also Bruce was already pretty heroic just as a doctor. He never stopped helping people even when it was at risk at himself.

Thor, I guess he made Thor better. So ignoring the fact Odin was the one who created the problem. Sure Loki being the villain made Thor the best of himself.

The Avengers would be heroes with or without Loki. His role is to create conflict so others can solve the conflict.

They would be heroes in their own ways but Loki's actions were necessary. They always act like he's no more than a villain but then praise certain repercussions of his actions and it's so confusing.

Mobius says that line while showing the circle shot from The Avengers: If he's blaming Loki and only Loki for the NYC invasion, then the TVA should be thankful that someone made the Avengers assemble and come together. It's all part of that plan that Renslayer mentions earlier in the ep: the team was supposed to go back in time, therefore they were meant to exist, therefore Loki wasn't really acting on his free will (in more ways than one 🙄).

If being a member of the Avengers is the best version of these characters (according to the TVA) then inevitably, Loki needs to exist and he needs to be sent to NYC. It can't work with anyone else, it has to be him. And it needs to happen.

It's pathetic that this ep is followed by one where Mobius claims Loki might want to "change" and get "tired of his role" in the Sacred Timeline to which Renslayer replies only the Time Keepers "can decree it". So which one is it, then?! "We love that the Avengers exist but we hate the NYC invasion". WTF?!

Either they care about individual incidents or they don't, but they never seem to agree on that. It could be explained as them being no more than pawns who believed HWR's propaganda but in that case the framing should accompany that with a clear stand against the TVA and its agents. Except it doesn't do that at all.

I agree with you that besides forming the team, these characters grow in their own different, separate ways. The only one who is truly changed by Loki is his brother but not because Loki is a villain, it's only because he's a mirror to the family and Asgard's shortcomings that Thor gets to grow up and learn. But I suppose Waldron wanted to make a point that all characters surrounding Loki are good and therefore he's the only one who's bad...

#loki negativity

[jedusaur]

2022 fic roundup!

this year I posted 153,007 words on AO3, which is by FAR the most I've ever written in a year, and I didn't even start until the end of April! the summer was just an unprecedented deluge of words, don't ask me wtf happened. so here's what I wrote:

my top 5 favorites

A Hockey Stick Apart [Check Please, Jack/Kent] — cabin-in-Canada trope inversion where Jack won't let Kent into the cabin, and they both learn a whole lot about the complexity of navigating boundaries both physical and emotional (I think this might be my favorite thing I've ever written—certainly the most personally meaningful I've posted publicly—and of course it's in a fandom no one has touched since 2017 >.<)

okay to ask [Marvel, Clint/Bucky] — in which everyone uses a consent settings system to help communicate what kinds of contact they're comfortable with

just trying to matter [Ted Lasso, Roy/Jamie/Keeley] — in which Roy is outed and Jamie comes out, and Keeley handles the PR

but for the grace [Ted Lasso, Roy/Jamie and Jamie/Keeley] — dimension-swap fic about Jamie from canon switching places with Jamie from a world where he's learned to manage his emotions

Made For This (The Yoga Breaks) [MCU, gen] — a character study of Bruce set during Endgame, focusing on his relationship with his body after he merges with the Hulk

Marvel, Clint/Bucky

No Consequences, No Hangovers — time loop fic where Clint repeatedly gets tied back-to-back with Bucky for hours on end

remembrances ⊻ memoria — in which Clint is immortal and Bucky kills him repeatedly over the course of decades

The House Recommends and The House Rules — no-powers AU in which Clint likes to hook up and Bucky is a bartender who tells him who he should bang

burning the hole where I lay and the decision to want — in which Bucky is on a mission to kill all the HYDRA agents that tortured him, and Clint is a hooker with information Bucky wants

something in consciousness — in which Clint and Bucky both keep having the same wet dream at the same time

This Is Why We Can Have Nice Things — Christmas fluff with a coffee Advent calendar

Targeted Areas — gym bros AU, with sexually-charged partnered bodyweight exercises

you didn't hear that — in which they're roommates and Bucky can hear Clint jerking off with his super-senses

Awful Taste But Great Execution — celebrity/fan AU leaning hard on the starstruck crush angle

second watch — in which there are lots of cuddles and clothes-sharing and Clint cannot explain any part of his bizarre wardrobe

Snuggly Like the Wolf — in which Bucky is a werewolf but always sleeps through his shifts

untitled tumblr ficlet in which Clint habitually says "I love you" to everyone except Bucky

untitled tumblr ficlet about the discovery of the Hand of Irelugi because I'm a nerd

Ted Lasso, Roy/Jamie

the exact nature of our wrongs — fake dating fic in which Roy reluctantly helps Jamie kick his alcohol problem

Check and Mate and the best way to spend a night — soulmate AU in a world where soulbonds are triggered by kissing, so people kiss strangers a lot

if you want something — in which Jamie has been fantasizing about getting a spanking from Roy Kent for a very, very long time

more of the thing you just got a taste of — in which Jamie hates Roy and also can't get enough of his dick

Mounting Available On Request — in which Roy accidentally hires a hooker and it's Jamie

Player On Loan — in which Jamie likes Keeley to lend him out to people for sex like a toy

Unmentionables — lingerie kink, that's it that's the fic

The Down Low — in which Jamie finds Roy on Grindr

just do it — consent play, that's it that's the fic

The Core Issue — in which Jamie thinks apples are all the same and Roy forcibly educates him

Russian Doll

you can call any old time [gen] — it always bugged me that they never tried to exchange numbers, so I wrote about why they couldn't

Check Please

A Few Eggs [Kent/Jack/Bitty] — the long-overdue kinky threesome sequel to Omelets, in which Bitty is the consummate hostess in both senses of the word "consummate"

#fandom #marvel #ted lasso #check please #russian doll #my shit #fic

[greenwichmeanlime]

Hi! Thanks so much for tagging me. For the WIP ask game, can I ask about the gentle dom Bucky/Clint wip? Thanks! ❤️️😘

Hi!! Thanks for asking! I think this one is going to be a second installment with Bucky and Clint from Being Good. I sort of see this one as maybe, like, a light daddy thing? Like Clint accidentally calls Bucky "daddy" in bed and Bucky just kind of rolls with it? Like I see Clint being way more surprised by it than Bucky; Bucky's just kind of like, "okay, yes, sure, I can work with that?"

I just really love the idea of Clint being like, "oh, wait, wtf did I just say," and Bucky's like, "sure, no problem, love it."

This is the image/moment that I can't stop thinking about—

Clint doesn't even realize what he's said for a moment. Then, suddenly, it feels like his brain catches up with his mouth, all at once. He tries to push himself back up, to sit up, but when he finally looks up, Bucky's just looking back at him, his face open, his eyes crinkling up a bit at the corners. Clint would probably try to climb off him if Bucky didn't have such a tight grip on him, but as it is, he can't go anywhere, there's nothing he can do, Bucky has him and he's not letting him go. Clint gives this tiny shrug, then goes absolutely still when Bucky says, "Be a good boy, then, and tell daddy what you want."

[icantdothisallday198]

Avengers x Reader *smut*

"Y/n you are staying at the safe house for one more night" Rumlow said through the phone.

"What?! I can't the avengers are after me if I stay any longer they will bust through the door" you said to him pissed off.

"It's okay Y/n it's only one more night you will be gone by 6.00am" Rumlow promised.

"Okay if you think so" you said breathing trying to calm down

Avengers Pov

"I FOUND HER" Tony said running in shouting.

"Found who Tony calm down breath" Natasha said looking at him weirdly Tony finally calm down breathing out.

"Y/n I found her she at a safe house" he said breathing out again.

"REALLY?!" Steve shouted Clint swore even if he didn't have his hearing aids in he could still hear Steve shout.

"Punk do you have to shout" Bucky said rubbing his ear.

"Sorry" Steve said and went bright pink.

"Ha! The captain has gone pink" Thor said laughing.

"Shut up you big oaf" Loki said rolling their (yes I put their if you have a problem with it fuck you Loki is gender fluid) eyes.

"Loki" Wanda warned Loki just rolled their eyes again.

"We're getting away from the point Tony found Y/n Avengers suit up" Steve said rushing to get ready everyone else right behind him

Your pov

You were laying on top of your bed naked.

Fingers deep in yourself you had read some smut by BuckyBarnesDoll198 (Yes I used myself I have no friends who write smut so it was me or nobody) it had you riled up you were just about to cum when your door got busted open and the Avengers walked in.

"AHHHHH WTF GET OUT" you shouted covering your body, breathing heavy, fingers still deep inside you they all looked at each other before walking towards you.

"GET THE FUCK OUT SO I CAN AT LEAST GET DRESSED" you shouted as they got closer.

"We can't do that darling you might run" Loki said.

"Do not call me darling and aren't you the one who tried to take over New York" you said finally stopping shouting.

"We don't talk about that darling" Loki said.

"Stop. Calling. Me. Darling." you said pissed off.

"Y/n you have to calm down" Wanda said.

"No piss off so I can get dressed" you said still pissed off.

"Okay fuck it" you hear someone say you then see Tony getting out of his suit and walking up to you.

You go to run but he caught you grabbing you by your waist spinning you into his lips kissing you roughly he looks at you for consent before he continues.

You nod he gets down on to his knees and starts to eat you out.

"Fuck" you moaned as he sucked on your clit.

"TONY" you heard someone shout he pulls his head out of your pussy.

"Piss off Rogers" he said as he went back to eating you out.

"Shit" you moaned louder as Natasha and Clint came up to you and started sucking on your nipples and you see Wanda on her knees eating out Nat and Loki sucking Clint off and Thor fucking Wanda.

You then feel someone spit on your asshole you then felt someone rubbing their cock up and down on your asshole you turned to see Bucky fucking Barnes about to fuck your ass.

You whine as you felt Bucky's big cock going in your ass you then feel Tony slam his cock inside your pussy both of them waiting until you adjust to them inside you.

You soon adjust to them nodding your head as a signal to go they both started to thurst hard and fast inside of you Nat and Clint were still suckling hard on your nipples you grab at Nat and Clint hair making them both moan louder then they already were Steve is still just standing at the door shocked as you all moan loud.

"C'mon Stevie join in" Bucky encouraged him Steve finally gave in and walked over to you's kissing you before making his way down to Loki to start sucking them off you all continued until you all came and fell limp on the floor tangled together.

You all fell asleep like that when you all woke up in the morning you saw Rumlow looking at you angrily.

"YOU SLEPT WITH THEM" he shouted at you, you nod at him in shame with your head down.

"Get to the plane" he said angrily.

"But-" you started but you were cut off.

"GET TO THE PLANE NOW Y/N" he shouted making tears form in your eyes as you walk away all the Avengers look at Rumlow he then realizes how fucked he is.

"Shit-" he said before running but of course the Avengers caught him.

"WHERE IS SHE GOING" Steve shouted at him.

"B-back to a Hydra base to get wiped and punished for sleeping with you" Rumlow said stuttering.

"WHAT" Tony shouted before going after the plane as Steve arrested Rumlow Tony got to the plane and bust a hole in it and grabbed you before going back to the quin jet with the others.

"Am I going in a cell" you ask.

"Nope we already love you to much" they all said at once you laughed and snuggled into Tony and falling asleep.

[moeblob]

posts OCs one (1) person will appreciate

Orange haired boy is Clint and he has fire powers and overheats a lot. Other boy is Emil and he has electric powers and his hair charges in a sense so when his hair has the yellow highlights he’s happy. The more yellow, the happier he is.

And they’re boyfriends.

#My characters #also clint really likes the rain cause it helps cool him off and he sometimes creates steam in it lol #they have a mutual friend and she has water powers and she has known clint longer and basically acted as his stabilizer as kids #originally they meet as kids on a day clint is overheating and so he's short tempered and rude to emil #so the next time they see each other emil is really rude because hes an offended little kid what do you expect #and clint is like wtf is his problem #and they become bitter rivals and try to one up the other to the point they both have excellent grades and are always top two in the class #so theyre actually quite book smart but kinda......... oblivious to most other things #and one day in like high school or something emil decides hes tired of being hostile and tries to form a treaty but clint is against it #and it takes a while for clint to consent to being more civil and then they realize they get along well #and then they date the end #but not really bc i forgot to mention as kids that one day they were arguing and emil sparked at clint who looked absolutely horrified #and offended and angry because DID YOU SHOCK ME??? #and emil is just its not like youre hurt and clint is so distraught because he has to keep his heat levels down enough that he doesnt #just burn someone on contact and it takes a lot of effort and so he gets so mad that emil can just spark him but he knows he cant burn emil #ok now the end thanks for reading

[iamnmbr3]

Hi, love your blog, old already in the thorki fandom, but I always have a problem with it, it's a complicated ship, a very Guilty pleasure one, the kind one you can tell anyone lol

It always made me wonder why people ship, and in conclusion i believe it is entirely Marvel's fault

The first movie: Loki literally crying cause thor is love with jane??? That deleted scene??? All those implications and tension that shouldn't exist if you're telling a story between BROTHERS????

And there is Thor & Loki Blood brothers comic motion that is just thorki basically

Wtf marvel was thinking??? And they made Sylvie and people act like it's okay, while thorki is a crime, fucking hypocrisy???

Btw Sylvie isn't a minor in the comics????

Larry show is shit, do you have any recommendations? The best thorki fics that exist out there? Thank you 😘

Heyyy! Thanks so much. Glad you're enjoying my content.

I mean, personally I don't really think anyone needs a "reason" to ship things. I mean people shipped Clint and Coulson and I don't think they ever even met on screen. Sometimes a ship is just fun. Or interesting.

Personally in the case of thorki I do actually see a canonical basis for it. I talked about why I ship it here. And here's another good answer someone else posted here. I think like any ship different people ship it for different reasons.

Ultimately for me I like to read stories that are interesting and make me think and thorki makes for an interesting and dramatic story. So I like it. There's kind of a double standard where often in fandom people get judged for their ships as though they are condoning something in real life rather than just choosing an interesting story to read. And yet this doesn't happen nearly as much with mainstream media. No one says HBO or George RR Martin are condoning incest or violence and murder and problematic relationship dynamics and torture etc. because those are big themes in Game of Thrones. It's not really any different in fandom despite what antis would have you believe.

There are a ton of really great thorki fics in my fic rec tag. You can also search my thorki tag for thorki content.

Here are a couple good thorki fics that come to mind.

Born to be Kings by Kadorienne (words: 66,618 | rating: T )

When the princes of Asgard made their ill-fated jaunt to Jotunheim, Odin arrived to fetch them before the frost giant grabbed Loki’s arm. Odin was able to carry out his plan to make Loki his puppet king of Jotunheim. But how long will Loki remain an obedient puppet?

Dead wings carried like a paper kite by illwynd (words: 48,612 | rating: M | Dark themes)

In the heat of battle, Loki kills his brother. As soon as Thor lies dead at his feet, though, he realizes this is not what he wanted. So he brings Thor back, and surely all is well again. Right?

Loyalty at Any Price by seidrade (words: 22,663 | rating: E)

“This whole time, I’ve been searching the Nine Realms— alone— for answers to questions I barely know how to ask. I thought Heimdall at his watch, our father upon the throne, and most grievously… I thought you lost to me forever.” Thor’s resurgence of anger gives way to something like despair. He can’t tell whether he wants to pummel Loki into one giant bruise, or hold him and weep like a child.

When Thor returns to Asgard and exposes Loki’s deception, his demands for answers and Loki’s reluctance to give them soon bubble over into a cathartic confrontation.

Chaos War by astolat (words: 34,203 | rating: E)

It was never easy to find Loki when he wanted to hide, but he wasn’t doing a particularly good job of it at the moment. Probably he didn’t think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.

On the Eagle’s Wings by illwynd (words: 2,975 | rating: T )

After Loki falls from the Bifrost, Thor begins to write him letters every day.

How long we were fooled by Ark (words: 28,227 | rating: E )

Loki is not a good man, he knows; there is something rotten in the core of him; and even a much better man might let Thor kiss him, since Thor still tastes of sizzling lightning, like gathering rain, like a desire so fierce and so awful to him that when released it could bring Asgard to its knees.

sunshine by thorvaenn (words: 18,257 | rating: E )

A post Infinity War fluffy piece.

Thor and Loki are among those who are trying to pick up the pieces, but must first fix each other.

#asks #fic rec #thorki #thunderfrost

[my-avengers-obsession]

+the kids stole y/n's phone

"Hey! Come back here, that's not a toy!" Y/N yelled as she rushed behind her two mischievous children. The oldest one, Shelby, laughed as he curly light brown hair blew behind her from the wind of her running quickly. "Jamie!" Y/N called out to her youngest child, her son as he followed his older sister's lead.

"Buck!" Y/N gave up and let the children rush off, she walled away and found her husband. "Shelby and Jamie took my phone and I used all of my energy- get it back for me."

Bucky looked up and nodded, a small smirk present on his face as he held back his laugh. "Sure, doll. I'll get it back for you." He teased and walked out of the room

[Y/N has created a new chatroom]

Y/N helooooooooooo

Y/N where are uuuuu???

Y/N hi??

Jamie frowned and looked towards the six year old girl, "Why is nobody talking?"

The six year old grabbed the device back from her younger brother and looked at the phone. "You have to add people, DUH!"

Jamie pouted and got on his tippy toes to see what his sister was doing.

[Y/N has invited Nat, Tony, Clint, Bruce and Steve]

[Steve has joined the chat]

[Tony has joined the chat]

[Y/N has invited Peter Parker]

[Peter Parker has changed their name to Parker]

[Tony has changed their name to 💸]

Steve I know it's you Shelby and Jamie

💸 Whoa-

💸 do you have psychic powers?

Steve What?

Steve No

Steve Buck just texted me that the kids took Y/N's phone again

💸 Makes sense

Steve Change your name it's dumb

Parker The name's fine- it describes him perfectly

💸 See- the kid agrees

Steve When does he ever disagree?

💸 Anyways...

💸 Why'd you guys take your mom's phone again

Y/N i donno

Steve What?

Parker They don't know

💸 Oh great!

💸 You can be an interpreter

Parker Why double text?

💸 Because

💸 I

Steve Look what you've done

💸 Want

💸 To

Parker Are ya done, Mr. Stark?

💸 Only refer

💸 To me

💸 As 💸

Parker ...

Steve He's not gonna stop until you do

💸 Steve is

💸 Absolutely correct

Parker Are ya done, Mr. 💸

💸 Only 💸

Parker 💸

💸 ...better

Steve ANYWAYS

Parker Hey! No need to yell...

Steve ..We're texting

Parker Still..

[Nat has joined the chat]

Nat Shelby, Jamie, where are you guys?

Y/N Earth

💸 At least they know their planet..

Nat Invite your father to the chat

Y/N I donno ho twoo

Nat Is this Jamie?

Y/N yesh

Nat I can't believe I'm doing this..

Nat Give your sister the phone and add your father

Y/N y??

Nat Just-

Nat Just do it

Parker Nat! You double text too?!

Nat Wtf is your problem?

💸 He has many

Steve Wow- i actually agree with you for once

💸 Won't last long

Steve Yeah, I know

[Y/N has invited Bucky to the chat]

[Bucky has joined the chat]

Bucky Shelby, where are you?

💸 They admitted they're still on the planet

Bucky Where are you guys?

Y/N were on a mison and the room is dark

Parker They're probably hiding in the laundry room

💸 Common sense

Y/N we will neever give up our entel

Parker Teach your kids how to spell, dude

Bucky He's three!

Nat But what if it was Shelby?

Bucky Shelby texts in all lowercase letters

Y/N correct

Bucky But, Jamie sometimes does it as well

Y/N also correct

[Parker has left the chat]

Y/N noooooooo spider boy es ded

Nat I am too

Nat Bye :)

[Nat has left the chat]

Y/N are we in truble?

Bucky Depends if you give up your location

Y/N but the mison!

Bucky I can help you on your mission- just let me know wjere you are

Y/N okay

Steve glad to see you can handle your family, I gotta go..Tony got his suit's hand stuck again

[Steve has left the chat]

💸 send help..

[💸 has left the chat]

Bucky You've got less than a minute

[Bucky has left the chat]

Shelby looked at her brother and frowned, "Stop crying, we're not in real trouble.."

"But we have less than a minute!! What's a minute?!"

"60 seconds." Shelby said calmly.

"I dunno what that is." He cried out and continued hiding in the downstairs bathroom no one really used.

[Bruce has entered the chat]

Bruce I was told this was a mess and I would hate to miss it?

[Y/N has left the chat]

[Bruce is now the admin of the chat]

Bruce I feel the love..thanks Y/N..

[Bruce has left the chat]

[The chatroom is closed]

Stealthily, Bucky snuck into the downstairs bathroom and bursted out into laughter as the children screamed in terror. "Kids, calm down!" He chuckled and picked up Jamie to calm him down. He picked up the phone as Shelby slid it away from her. "Come on, your mom made cupcakes and she needs help decorating."

Shelby was still slightly shaking, "I wish I was adopted sometimes." She made her way to the kitchen.

"How do you know you weren't?" Bucky laughed and followed his daughter, his biological daughter.

"Am I adopted, Daddy?" Jamie looked towards Bucky.

Bucky shook his head, "Of course not, bud. You look just like me." He smiled and ruffled the boy's thick hair.

"Watch the hair!" The child squealed and fixed his hair back to normal.

#avengers x you #avengers x reader #avengers x fem!reader #bucky x reader #bucky x you #bucky x y/n #bucky barnes fanfiction #avengers x y/n #bucky barnes x wife!reader #avengers fanfiction #marvel imagine

[youngbugandtonystank]

And now anti Tony people are blaming him for letting Sam’s family being in financial trouble wtf the man is dead! Let him rest!

Yeah, I saw. 

They’re definitely going to keep doing that, gotta say, the MCU never failed with Tony's character, they created circumstances for him exactly just like Stan envisioned. The ‘love-to-hate’ trope is strong when it comes to him, this is what Stan wanted out of Tony Stark's relationship with his fans/audience. Thing is, the reality of the MCU superhero is that they’re all flawed. None of them are exempt from anything. Why Tony gets more hate than the others?

He’s the most popular character. There’s no discussion in this instance. Popular superheroes that first come to people’s minds are always Batman, Iron Man and Spider-Man. Tony Stark/Iron Man is a pop culture legend and the fact that RDJ got to portray him as great as he did, helped a lot. People are always going to circle back to the character who has more hype and audience. 

He’s the one with the money. The fact that Tony is swimming in money automatically makes him the target of the ‘eat the rich’ mentality. People fail to remember that other characters such as T’Challa (who has more money than Tony would ever wish to see and lives in the most technologically advanced country in the world), Shuri, Thor (a literal king with a kingdom), The Pym family, Danny Rand (he has a net worth of $5 billion and is one of the richest comic book characters of all time), etc exist. And we still haven’t seen the other Marvel characters (in the MCU) that are richer than Tony like Reed Richards, Professor X, Warren Worthington, Norman Osborn, Namor, Doctor Doom, etc. 

Even if some of us see RDJ as attractive and good looking, some people don’t. For them, RDJ is nothing compared to Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Sebastian Stan, etc. It’s easier to hate a character you don’t find attractive. And also the fact that they find those actors relatively younger than RDJ. 

It’s the most shippable character. This also means he must be in the way of some other ships. Even if this sounds unbelievable, many people don’t get their irrational hate for a character until it dawns on them that they only hate him because he either treated one half of their ship unfairly or because he’s in the way of that ship. The more reasons they can find to hate him, the more legitimate their senseless hatred seems in their minds.

People don’t call out characters like T’Challa or Shuri because they’re scared of being called ‘racist’. T’Challa is so rich that Howard Stark could only buy (just an assumption, it’s a possibility he stole the vibranium lmao) only a portion of vibranium to build Steve’s shield, and because is the world’s most indestructible material, his worth is approximately $10,000 a gram (Fantastic Four #607) and Wakanda's vaults hold 10,000 tons of the material (Doomwar #1) T’Challa is not a billionaire, he’s a trillionaire lmaoooo everyone else is a joke compared to him.

Even having all of this info, Tony and T’Challa owe nothing to anyone.

T’Challa helped Bucky because of his principles (Tony offered to do this at the beginning as well until of course, he found out he killed his parents) but because of that, that doesn't mean T’Challa owes Steve, Sam, Wanda, and Natasha money or housing assistance. He didn't give it to them at all and he doesn’t have to. 

James Rhodes: Well. You guys really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.

Sam Wilson: Yeah, well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.

Wanna know why? Because T’Challa knows they’re adults and they make their own decisions. Sam chose to be on Steve’s side, Wanda did too, Natasha too, etc. Adults make decisions and they should deal with the consequences that come with that. Tony was not going to deal with their financial problems because they made a choice and it’s not his problem to deal with. Tony is not their father. People need to ask themselves why Sam was not in the ‘lift the hammer’ scene after the party, because he wasn’t familiar with them, he wasn’t friends with Tony, only with Steve. Besides that fact, they all fought Tony, hurt his best friend, and left him to deal with the rest in CW. They’re not family.

Sam Wilson: No, I'm not actually sorry. I'm just trying to sound tough. I'm very happy chasing cold leads on our missing persons case. Avenging is your world. Your world is crazy. Steve Rogers: Be it ever so humble. Sam Wilson: You find a place in Brooklyn yet? Steve Rogers: I don't think I can afford a place in Brooklyn. Sam Wilson: Well, home is home, you know?

There’s absolutely no reason Steve can’t afford a place. He’s an adult, he has a good reputation, he worked for shield (why aren’t yall on Nick Fury’s ass if he had Steve and the others as employees? Fury set an entire place for Clint, why can’t he do it for the rest of them, he is the founder of the Avengers after all), and was pretty much capable of doing stuff for others. Tony provided them with a home while they were working together, he doesn’t need to concern himself with their personal problems because they’re not actual friends. Rhodey is his friend. Happy is his friend. Also consider the fact that maybe Sam didn’t want his help? 

And let’s also take into consideration that Tony is not only an Avenger, but Tony is also a businessman, an inventor, an engineer, has a company to keep an eye on, he is the one who finances the Avengers’ messes and other superhero messes too by co-owning the department of damage control, etc. He has other things to do. The rest of the Avengers are adults too, they should seek a job that could give them a future too, not just depend on Tony’s money. Tony had a family and he had to make sure they were covered after his death, this includes, Pepper (his wife, therefore she gets his stuff), Peter (his son, he left him EDITH, he’s basically set for life with that given the A.I. has access to the majority of his things including bank accounts), Morgan (his daughter; his responsibility), Happy and Rhodey (I’m sure we’ll see what he left them in Armor Wars). Why? They’re his actual family. 

If some of you know this and you’re still looking for reasons to put the blame on him, you’re failing to recognize you’re obsessed with hating Tony just for the sake of being right. Wouldn’t you like a life where you don’t have to constantly look for reasons to hate on a fictional character, better yet, a character you don’t like at all. Why the effort? You can love Tony and Sam at the same time, I promise you, this is not going to kill you. 

So please, instead of whining about Tony Stark all the time, why don’t yall just enjoy the fact that the show is showing you a vital and important event that happens in life while representing a part of Sam’s life to add to his emotional depth and character development? Especially because he’s a superhero and possibly the next Captain America, it’s good to see someone who is supposed to be a figure (superhero) whose actions or achievements are far greater than what people expect deal with normal things. They’re giving you a background; a solid storyline for his character. Let it be. Enjoy the shows yall, you can’t keep coming back to blame Tony for everything that happens after every single movie or Disney+ show, look for another metaphorical punching bag. The man is dead. 

#tony stark #sam wilson #captain america #iron man #marvel #mcu #peter parker #irondad #pepper potts #james rhodes #happy hogan #steve rogers #tfatws #spoilers

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The donut series - Part 8

Note - Idk wtf this is... Lol! Hopefully I can complete this series before the year ends. Just 2 or 3 more parts now.

Thank you so so much to @firefly-graphics for the cute dividers💖💖

Summary - You move into the tower with Steve.

Warnings - 18+ only please, smut (m/f), soft dom Steve, daddy kink, captain kink, praise kink, orgasm denial, spanking, punishments, Steve is pushy and possessive, some angst, (lemme know if I missed any)

Pairing - Steve Rogers x reader

Word count - 5.2k

Series masterlist

“What do you think you’re doing?!” You jerked when you heard Steve’s voice calling out to you, dropping your lipstick on your lap, your heart hammering in your chest.

You stared at his reflection in the dressing mirror. “God, Steve,” looking over your shoulder you glared at him, “Don’t you think you shouldn’t be sneaking up on me? Especially after everything that happened.”

His face immediately soften, muttering an apology to you, “But you’re not going out today.” He said in a tone that left no room for negotiation.

But you weren’t one of his agents or one to be bossed around. “And you get to tell me what to do, because?” folding your arms over your chest and mimicking his stance.

“Sweetheart, come on, don’t argue with me. It’s still dangerous for you out there.”

“What do you mean? I thought you arrested those guys. Who else would be after me?” you frowned.

He takes two long strides, standing before you and taking your hand in his “Clint has been interrogating them all night. They’ll crack soon enough and give up who they’re working for but we need to be careful till then.”

You sighed, “How long do you think it will be?”

“I don’t know, doll. Hopefully not too long.”

“Well, I can’t just stay locked up forever. Besides a locked door isn’t going to stop Hydra, I mean it didn’t the first time. So really what difference does it make if I’m in college or at home?”

“About that,” he rubbed the back of his neck, “how would you feel about moving into the Avengers tower?”

“What?” you blinked. You had heard of the Avengers living and working from the Avengers/Stark tower. It shouldn’t come as a surprise to you that Steve would possibly live there as well, but for some reason it did. “For how long?”

“Uh, we can give it a try and see how it goes?” he hesitated. He should’ve asked you to move there as soon as you told him you felt unsafe. The whole incident could’ve easily been avoided.

“I mean I wouldn’t mind living there, I think,” you shrugged, “it’s you I’m worried about.”

“What do you mean?” he tilted his head to the side, like a cute little puppy.

You got up from the chair, looping your hands over his neck and playing with the little hair on the nape of his neck, “You’re so cute and clueless, baby,” you cooed.

He huffed at that, puffing out his chest to show you how ‘macho' he is. Completely capable of protecting his girl from big bad guys no matter what.

“I just felt the tower is so unlike you. It’s so...”

Modern--was the word you were looking for, but that seemed too on the nose so you tried to think of a better adjective. You had only ever been to the tower a few times. The first was to make a delivery, when you met Steve for the first time, and then a few times at parties and little get-togethers. It was strange to think that you were part of the Avengers inner circle now, especially if you’re going to be living with them.

“So what?” he wanted to know.

“Just so not you, Stevie. I can’t imagine you living there.”

“We should’ve moved long ago. As soon as you told me about the stalker. I should’ve taken it more seriously.”

“Hey,” you traced his sharp cheekbone, “it’s not your fault. It’s nobody’s fault. Except the ones who did the kidnapping,” you scrunched up your nose, “they’ll get what’s coming to them though, right?”

“Of course, they’ll never hurt you or anyone else ever again,” he promised, kissing the inside of your wrist.

You kept looking at your watch. A gift from your mum for your high school graduation. It had a vintage feel to it, the thin leather strap making your hand look to delicate, Steve had always said that he liked it the best. He always did like you looking small compared to him.

The elevator dinged, “Exactly four minutes.”

“Hm?” he asked, lacing his fingers with yours as he walked towards ‘his' apartment. Or the apartment that was supposed to be his.

Tony had offered him boarding there when the tower was reconstructed months ago. He thought about it but eventually said no upon seeing just how big the apartment was.

Hell he had a whole floor to himself, which was too extravagant for him. He was used to taking only what he needed, if that.

More than that though...

You caught him looking at you, sparing him a sweet smile that crinkled your sparkling eyes.

More than that he didn’t want to live in such a large space all alone.

He would never share that with anyone, they’d laugh at Captain America being too scared of being alone. When he had the love and adoration of the whole world, a second chance at life and everything one could need to be happy.

But he still couldn’t bear the deafening silence of his lonely apartment. He’d get home from work, switch on the television so he’d have something to talk about with his colleagues, sip on a beer. It didn’t necessarily get him drunk or even taste all that great but it made him feel normal.

He never had to think about being alone in a strange new world all that much since he was often too busy. But he absolutely would not have an entire floor to himself. He’d surely go crazy.

“Four minutes for the elevator to get up here from the ground floor. It’s so high,” you marvelled at the view the floor to ceiling windows gave you.

“Yeah. They really should put some music there. They used to, back in my day,” he shared.

He wasn’t afraid of talking about his past with you. You never made fun of him for it, but instead listened intently and nodded. At most you’d tease him a bit... but he kinda liked that.

He punched in the code to his apartment, telling it to you, “Your birthday,” he winked, “it’s changed every twenty-hour hours.”

“That seems a bit excessive. This place is like a fortress, I doubt anybody could break in.”

He held the door open for you as you entered. Surprised to find the apartment already furnished.

“How did they manage to do all this so soon?” you wondered. Running your hands on the leather of the couch in the middle of the living.

The dark couch went well with the hardwood floors. A tall bookshelf to the side, it felt almost like a study, your fears of it being too modern and minimalistic for Steve’s taste were null, too masculine for your taste though. It seemed a lot like Steve’s old apartment. “Needs a woman’s touch.”

“You can decorate it however you like,” he said, hugging you from behind, he propped his chin up on your head.

“I don’t know... I don’t have any experience decorating apartments...” your voice small, scared of not being able to live up to his expectations. “Certainly wouldn’t do as good a job as you did,” your back leaned into his front.

“I didn’t decorate this, honey,” he chuckled. “Tony hired an interior designer. A few months ago but I didn’t want to live here then. We can ask him to call her again and then you can talk to her.”

“No, I don’t want to cause trouble. And it’s not like we’re living here for long,” you shrugged.

“What do you mean?” his voice stiff and although you couldn’t look at him you just knew he was frowning.

“Isn’t it a bit too soon to move in together?”

“But we were already living together.”

You sighed, “Yeah, but making renovations seems too... permanent?”

“You don’t want us to be permanent?”

You turned around, your heart aching at even the thought of hurting him, “That’s not what I meant, love... Isn’t it weird to live where you work?”

“It’s better this way. I can get home to you sooner,” he argued.

“Well, I suppose that’s true.”

“Are you having second thoughts about us?” he asked.

You immediately shook your head, “It’s a bit intimidating, but nope, no second thoughts.”

“That’s good then.”

You often dreamt all things Steve ever since you started dating him. Marrying him, even having a little boy wearing a mini Captain America suit for Halloween who looked eerily similar to Steve. You called him James after Steve’s late friend, you hadn’t told him about that though.

This morning you were dreaming of being whisked away in Italy, having your wedding to him by lake Como. You were wearing a traditional forties style gown, much like the one your grandma wore at your wedding.

Scrunching your nose as you were pulled from your beautiful dream when you felt something wet on your cheek. Rubbing it away with your palm, you moaned.

“Wake up, sleeping beauty,” Steve cooed, peppering kisses all over your face. Knowing that to be the best way to calm you before you snapped at him for waking you up so early.

You opened your eyes, rubbing your sleep away, “It’s still dark... I thought we agreed I’m doing school online,” you turned away from him, nuzzling your face into your pillow. “What time is it?”

“It’s five.”

“Pm?”

He snorted, “No. AM.”

“Oh my god, Steve!” you groaned, “What is wrong with you? That’s like...the middle of the night. Let me sleep in peace.”

“We have to train you. Come on I’ll teach you some self defense moves, it’ll be fun.”

“I doubt any amount of training will make me capable of fighting off hydra...”

“That doesn’t mean you can’t try,” he interrupted you, “I’m not taking no for an answer.”

“Maybe in the evening.”

“Morning is the best time to do it. Come on, it’ll be fun! Besides, we always do your thing.”

He did often let you pick the movie or drag him shopping so he could hold your bags and pay for your stuff. You knew he liked to work out and would like to have you do it with him. The only problem was--you literally couldn’t think of anything worse to do.

“Square your shoulders, honey,” he instructed as you followed, seeing an opening to punch him in his stomach, and because you were mad about being woken up at literally the crack of dawn you took it.

He managed to dodge it, obviously. And even had the nerve to be cocky about it as he smirked at you. “You’re so small, puppy,” he teased, patting your head.

You huffed, being almost a foot shorter than him. “Whatever.”

And then you recalled all the times you had wrestled your cousin, who was much bigger than you, when you were kids. Remembering a move that often worked on him.

You launched towards Steve, holding onto his midsection and trying to tackle him to the ground.

“Urgh!” you groaned but he refused to move even an inch.

Eventually you did give up, if only so you could stop embarrassing yourself. Helping, or rather just standing to the side and watching Steve as he punched the shit out of a bag.

“Go, Steve!” you cheered. Rubbing your thighs together at the sight of him all sweaty and of his bulging muscles. “You should bring me down here more often,” you sighed dreamily.

“Will do,” he smirked, pulling the velcro of his gloves, “Come on, it’s time to do some crunches, I’ll spot you.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No, please,” you tried to run away, even though you knew it’d be of no use, but he effectively caught you and made you lie down on the mat. Giving you a goal of two sets of twenty frigging crunches.

“I hate you,” you grumbled. Willing yourself to pull your upper body up despite the slight pain in your side, moving up as Steve pecked your lips. To give you an ‘incentive’.

“Stop lying, I know you love me,” he smiled.

Lying back on the mat after your first set, on the verge of giving up but Steve kept insisting that you go on.

You looked down at him. His skin barely had a sheen of sweet, blond strands kissing his forehead. He still had an amber glow to his skin even as you got closer to the winter months.

“You’re staring, sweetheart,” he reminded you.

“I’m sorry, I just can’t help myself.” Often getting lost in his beauty.

You smirked as you got a wicked idea, putting your legs over his, straddling his hips, “Have you ever wanted to do something in public?” you asked, as he simply stared up at you, completely dumbfounded. Rolling your hips against his, “I have, it’ll be fun and thrilling.”

“I... No,” he blinked, shaking his head, “We shouldn’t,” but even as he said it, he held onto your sides, pulling you closer to him. You giggled as you felt his hard cock pressing against your thigh.

“Oh my god, guys, come on.”

You yelped, holding onto Steve’s shoulders to keep from falling, looking to your side to see where the voice came from.

“We could come back if you want...” Natasha said. She didn’t look fazed by it at all, unlike her friend.

“No, we are not coming back! This is not what you use the gym for, Rogers.”

You looked at Steve, who was as red as a tomato, “Sorry,” he got up, helping you up as well, standing behind you to cover up his erection, he introduced you to his friend, “This is Sam.”

“Nice to meet you,” Sam gave you a nervous smile.

“We should get going,” Steve said, pushing you towards the exit. “That’s a sneaky way to get out of training,” he whispered in your ear as you walked back to the elevator, “It won’t work again,” pinching you butt, making you squeal.

“We’ll see.”

You hummed as you looked at your side of the closet, which was as big as your old living room, it looked as if you didn’t really have enough stuff to fill it out. You looked over at Steve’s side, even more empty... and “So boring,” you whispered under your breath.

“Right?” Tony nodded, as if agreeing with you.

Why he was there in the first place you didn’t know. You didn’t invite him, neither did Steve, he had said he just wanted to see how well you both were fitting in. With Steve gone for the most part of the past couple of days you were on your own to unpack everything.

Tony said he’d help you... but you had a feeling he was just snooping.

“What a grandfather sense of fashion he has,” he looked at your poor Steve’s shirts in disgust.

You took offense to that. “If anyone can pull it off, he can,” you huffed. Nobody insults your man.

“Really?” he quirked a brunette brow, “I don’t think so. I mean... I could probably. I can pull off anything,” he boosted.

“I mean, you could try them on if you like, but they’re probably too big for you,” you taunted him in mock sympathy.

“Ouch, guess I deserve that,” he said as he went through the box you had stuffed your make up in.

“What are you even looking for?” you pulled it away from him, glaring at him, “Don’t you have a company to run or a world to save?”

“Hey, Steve was the one who asked me to keep you company,” he held his hands up.

“Really?”

“Well, he asked Nat, which is basically the same as asking me. So I volunteered. He wasn’t happy about that though,” you smacked his hand away when he tried to pry into another box.

“Why would you volunteer?” Steve may have good intentions but having the billionaire hovering over you was only making you irritated.

“... to hang out I guess,” he confessed when he couldn’t really think of anything else to say.

You giggled, “If you wanted to be my friend you could’ve just said so!”

“No... no,” he shook his head, “I didn’t say anything about wanting to be friends.”

He was just curious about you. To figure out what Caps taste is. And to maybe get some hot goss about him. Not that being friends with you sounds like the end of the world, you certainly weren’t as insufferable as Cap.

“What would you like to do, fren?” you fluttered your lashes at him.

“Aren’t you supposed to be packing?”

“I’m bored of being cooped up. Lets do something fun!”

Steve smiled, a wide cheeky one, as he thought of all the things he could do with you and spend the remainder of his day with you. His stomach doing somersaults in giddiness.

“I could get used to this,” he said to himself before calling out for you. The thought of coming home to you everyday, so domestic and romantic. His smile dropping as he looked for you in the bedroom, the boxes sat scattered and unopened. All over the room.

He knew you were in the apartment before he even heard your voice, his super senses alerting him, “Oh, Steve!” you perked up. Giggling as you put your shopping bags down. “So, I might’ve made an oopsie.”

Plumping down on the fluffy bed, large enough to fit two Steve’s and still have room for you, taking off your real Louboutins. Since Steve gave you his card, you decided you wanted to treat yourself to them. But they were equally as uncomfortable as the fake ones.

“What?” he quirked a brow, his hands on his hips as he despondently shook his head.

“Well, Tony pointed out that your wardrobe is kinda...” you thought of a adjective that wouldn’t be offensive, biting your lip as you went through your vocabulary, “Old-ish?” when he didn’t reply you kept going, “and I might’ve maxed out your card... Tony offered to pay! But it didn’t feel right,” you jutted your bottom lip out, pushing your titts up together in an attempt to look cute.

“You went out? When I specifically asked you not to?” a rage simmering in his voice--which you didn’t quite like. Because who the fuck was he to talk to you like that?

“I had Iron Man with me. I think I was okay. You’re being annoying,” you rolled your eyes.

“Am I?” his hands now folded over his chest.

And you’d be frustrated with him acting as if he was your dad, sure you called him daddy but that didn’t give him the right to have authority over you while you weren’t naked, if he didn’t look so fucking good. With the veins propping on his forearms, light blond hair littered over it, his watch strapped on his wide wrist. You only stared him down in response.

“It would’ve been better if you had went alone instead. Tony is nothing but trouble,” he scoffed.

“I thought you wanted me to make friends with your team,” you countered.

“Are my clothes too embarrassing for you? Am I too old for you?” he tried to keep his voice from wavering, to hide some of his vulnerability, but he couldn’t, not to you anyway. “Is that why you didn’t tell your family about me?”

You gaped at him. That was the reason you hadn’t told your mom. She’d point out the obvious reasons, as she had just like you expected, him being from the forties would just make things harder for you both.

“I - ” you started but then stopped, “I like your clothes as they are. If you don’t like what I got you then we can return them. I just wanted to do something nice for you,” getting up and then walking towards him, kissing his jaw and stroking his arms to calm him, “you never think about yourself, I wanted to do that for you.”

“I wish that was true, doll,” he replied gravely. His lips pressed in a thin line as he looked at your sweet face, “But you have to apologize. For not following my orders.”

You snorted, taking a step back, “For the last time--you cannot order me around. I don’t care that you think you know what’s best.”

“Really? I’ve been working my ass off on trying to find the guys that did this to you and you are just hell bent on making my life harder,” he let out a dry chuckled, “say your sorry.”

“Make me.”

You regretted the words as soon as they came out of you, before you knew it he had you hauled over his lap, ready to spank an apology out of you.

“Ah!” you yelped at the unceremonious blow.

You did like it when he spanked you, you truly didn’t know why, but it made your pussy quiver. And honestly he didn’t do it enough. Only doing it once when you were late and weren’t able to call him.

Slapping your covered bottom a second time before stopping when he heard you moan, slipping a palm under your dress, being purposely slow to draw it out for you, to torture you in his own way, he pushed your panties aside, swirling your juices around your lips.

“You’re fucking enjoying this,” he growled.

You whimpered when he rolled your bundle of nerves between his fingers, nodding your head, already feeling yourself tethering on the edge.

“That’s too bad... I’ll have to be more creative,” he said as he withdrew his hand, making you writhe in his hold.

You looked at him over your shoulder, wiggling your butt to try to entice him before huffing when he simply stared at you, stoic as ever, “You’re no fair!”

“I’m doing this to be fair, sweetheart. I don’t enjoy it anymore than you do.”

A blatant, clear-cut, shameless lie. You both knew it. He loved thinking of ways to ‘punish' and executing them.

“What are you doing?” you asked as he placed you over his lap, your back to his broad front, his fingers working on the zipper of your dress. Pushing the sleeves down your shoulders.

“I’m going to fuck you till you admit that you’re sorry,” since he had no patience for insolence, placing a dubiously sweet and innocent kiss to your cheek.

“In your dreams,” you retorted but then shivered in his arms you let him roll your panties down your thick thighs, lifting up your hips to help him out, leaving you completely bare against him.

You bashfully rubbed your face against his button up, you felt his heart beating steadily, as his hands shamelessly explored your body. Grabbing and kneading at your breasts and hips, tracing the stretch marks on your thighs.

“Aren’t you gonna take your clothes off too?” you made yourself small.

You weren’t afraid of being so vulnerable before him, you had gotten used to it because you trusted him enough to not be intimidated by his perfect physique, but right now your whole body felt hot as you just wanted to cover up and give yourself some sort of modesty. Even if your desires and yearning for him was anything but modest.

“No, honey,” he answered, his fingers parting your weeping lips as he looked down to get a glance of it over your shoulders. Licking his lips at the sight of it, “Such a pretty pussy, doll. And all mine,” he rasped as he prodded at your hole with his middle finger before pushing it in, “Isn’t it?”

“Yes,” you nodded, trying to roll your hips over the erection pressing into your back.

He stilled your movements by holding onto your hips, warning you to stop, “Forever?” he urged.

“Yes, forever, god, just do something!” you wailed. Because whatever he was doing was not enough to satisfy you.

He hummed in thought, “I’m not a young guy. I prefer to take my time,” he pushed another finger in, stretching you out by viscously scissoring your cunt, all the while kissing your hair and your face.

He wasn’t someone who took only what he needed.

He didn’t need you.

Although it often seem to him as if you were like air--impossible to live without. He didn’t need you to live.

But he wanted you. More than anything else in the whole world.

He knew he shouldn’t keep you. Only being with you for a few months and he had almost gotten you killed but there was no way he could help himself.

“I’m selfish,” he whispered to you, pausing his ministrations to ruin your climax, “I’m selfish with you. I’m not as good as everyone makes me out to be,” he confessed. He didn’t know if it was right to do so, but he didn’t want to even consider the other option of letting you go.

“I figured out long ago that you weren’t all that good and boring,” you cried as he stopped again. Your hand holding onto his wrist as your sensitive cunt gushing juices of arousal all over your brand new sheets. “But I’m good, aren’t I, daddy?” you whispered, sultrily. “You can make me come--I’m always good to you. I promise I’ll suck you off after.”

“No.”

Tears welled up in your eyes at his rejection, he had never done that to you. To deny you so easily and bluntly. You thought he was the one person in this whole world who would do anything for you, you could ask for the moon and he’d probably try to give it to you.

Was he really that mad at you?

Your bottom lip quivering as tears welled up in your eyes, “You’re so mean,” you accused, loudly sniffing as you felt a tear drop down your cheek.

He blinked, his fingers stopping their assault on your swollen pussy as he took in your words. You could stomp all over his heart, even shoot him, do anything you want to him, he’d forgive you for it but he absolutely could not bear to see you cry.

“No, pup,” he cooed, gently removing his fingers as you whined, he kissed your forehead as he hushed you, “it’s okay, you’re okay, shush,” one hand under your neck and circling another under your knees, cradling your naked body close to his chest like a babe, he rocked you back and forth in an effort to sooth you.

“I’m sorry I was mean,” he whispered into your hair.

“You broke your pinky promise,” you held onto his neck. You were angry with him and at the situation but your body craved the comfort his gave you. “I can’t trust you now.”

His heart ached at that, “Don’t say that,” he furrowed his brows, kissing you all over your face, “I didn’t yell, puppy.”

“But you got mad,” you puffed your cheeks.

“I didn’t promise to not get mad. That’s a bit unrealistic...”

“No, you promised--no yelling, curing or meanness. Not calling me your 'good girl' or letting me come is mean! And cruel,” you reminded him, whimpering into his chest.

“Right, right. I’m sorry, that’s my fault then. I got a bit carried away... I thought you liked that you know?”

You hummed. You did like it when Steve was a bit rough, but you always knew he loved you with all his heart because you could see it in his eyes. The way he’d praise you for being so good for him, calling you his one and only, that he could never love anyone as much as he loves you.

But when he didn’t say that to you, when he refused to call you good, your soft heart couldn’t take the rejection.

“I do... but...” you hid your face in his neck.

“But what?” he urged you.

“But I also like knowing that you love me,” you spoke against his prickly stubble.

“Of course I love you. I’m sorry I made you think I didn’t, even for a second. You’re my sweet girl, forever and always,” he promised, rocking you some more, until your breathing becomes normal and steady again.

“You’re my daddy forever too,” you giggled, “or Captain, whatever you prefer.”

“If I had to pick I’d say Steve,” he told you. While it was nice to have you call him sweet name, nobody really uses his given name anymore. To have you call him that in your sweet girly voice, reminding him that he could be just Steve with you, was exhilarating.

“Okie, Stevie then.”

“Right, how about I draw you a bath? Afterwards we can go over the things you got me,” he perked up.

“You don’t have to wear them if you’re not comfortable.”

“I know, pup, but I want to. I want to get with the times. Can’t have anyone making fun of you for dating an old man,” he teased, swaying you some more.

“Hm, but...”

“But what?”

“I... um... still wanna come, so bad,” you whispered softly, rubbing your thighs together. “Will you make me come, Stevie?”

“Yes,” he replied immediately, “how would you like me to?”

“I wanna come around you,” you stated as heat rushed to your cheeks. “And I am sorry. I probably should’ve told you before going with Tony.”

“I know you’ve been cooped up, honey. I’m going to take a few days off so we can do whatever you like,” he said, working on unbuckling his belt, “But before that, I need to take care of my sweet girl, just like she does for me.”

Your hands feebly pulling at his button up, he took your queue and rid himself of it, along with his undershirt as your hands explored the expanse of his broad chest.

Pulling his length out, he manoeuvred your body till you over him, “Guide me in, sweetheart,” he instructed as you whimpered.

Grabbing the base of his cock, coating your slick in his pre ejaculate, you slowly sunk down on him. Not being able to fit all of him in, because he was as thick as a can of pringles, and oh so long.

You looked at him, too anxious to disappoint him, “Can’t fit it all in,” you whined.

“It’s okay, doll,” he stroked your back. “We’ll make it fit some other day,” he pecked your lips, lying on his back and pulling you down with him he snaked a hand between your bodies, working your clit up with his hand till he felt you convulsing and clenching around his length, gripping him so tight as you squirmed in his hold.

Whispering sweet nothings to you as you calmed down from your high. You wanted to do something for him too, to make him come, so you grinded your hips over his, shivering at the sick squelching sounds your joined sexes made.

But he stopped you by gripping your hips, “How about you just keep me warm for now?” he asked.

You hummed, “It’ll be hard...” to have him just stay inside you, and you knew he could stay hard for hours if he wanted to, and for you to not be able to do anything about it...

“I know it will be. But you’re my good girl, you can do that for me, right?” he tipped your chin up to make you look at him.

“Yes, Stevie,” you agreed.

Laying your head back on his chest, muttering a ‘sorry' whenever you accidentally clenched around him and following his orders like a good girl would.

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#the donut series #steve rogers x reader #chris evans x reader #steve x reader #captain america x reader #steve rogers x you #marvel x reader #avengers x reader #chris evans x you #chris evans x y/n

[yelenaswift]

Hawkeye 1x01 live reaction

haven’t done one of these in a while hey guys

going back to 2012 always makes me nervous

young kate is so cute

protect you bye that’s so sweet

the attack on new york is gonna ruin this right

I KNEW IT

where are her parents tho fr

oh my god

HAWKEYE SAVED HER

no her dad :( i knew him for two minutes and i’m sad

A BOW AND ARROW

i love this intro style

that intro was actually sick

present day !

the dangly thingy swings back and forth

YOOOOOO

there is NO WAY her arrow did that

christmas music !

rockefeller center

RODGERS THE MUSICAL

I am screaming this is so bad

nat :(

hearing aid?

antman was in fact NOT there

the knock off Hamilton pose

why do i kinda want the whole musical

thanos was right bye

i miss nat too lila

christmas in nyc makes me 🥰🥰

oh so kate got money money

I love that Kate is an over achiever makes me feel seen

not sure I like jack…

I like that we’re seeing more of Clint’s kids

“we left halfway through” LMFAOO

best barton christmas ever

I KNEW that eleanor and Jack were engaged

DOGGY

ok so when is yelena gonna come?

hello? what is he doing to eleanor?

“were u lurking in the hallways?”

THATS THE PROBLEM GARY

Kate is a girl boss

THE RONIN

you’ll inherit it one day HUH?

bro wtf is going on

RUN KATE

i like this action sequence

BEAT HIS ASS KATE

THE DOG

literally what happened

the way she’s talking to the dog

i love this dog and no i won’t shut up abt it

monogrammed butterscotch

bruh WHAT

jack def killed him

how do these guys not notice that ronin is significantly smaller now

CLINT

VERY excited for the rest of this show Kate Bishop is definitely a new favorite

#gill live reacts #marvel #mcu #hawkeye #kate bishop #clint barton #lila barton #nathaniel barton #hawkeye spoilers #hawkeye 1x01 #live reaction #yelena belova #black widow #natasha romanoff

[bedlamsbard]

#if I was interested in writing a somewhat different story the next big divergence would have been when steve nat and loki were in the past#and then things would get COMPLICATED in the most BEDLAM OF WAYS#and I could very easily have written that AU but I wanted to do THIS AU#(that one probably would have been 350K lol)#(you can ask about it since it doesn't give away anything in how yonder is actually going to go)

out of curiosity and a love of your complicated AUs: how would this have gone?

okay, so there are a couple of different things I could have done that would have been different aspects of The Full Bedlam! I should note that I originally started this thinking that it might be maybe three chapters and not, like, a FIX-IT fix-it, just a cool thought project. right now it's looking like it will be five chapters.

I could have done -- and strongly considered doing before deciding against -- those characteristic Bedlamsbard flashbacks that have shown up in every major fic since Gambit. (I think they're not yet in Crown but were planned for future chapters and a few were written.) These would have been from Natasha's POV and would have included Loki arriving in Wakanda with Rocket and Groot, Loki taking Steve and Natasha to Nidavellir after the Snap, and possibly Tony's return to Earth and his wtf is Loki doing here??? reaction.

I could have had multiple POVs. I think this is the first multi-chapter story I've written in the better part of a decade that only has one POV character. In this case we would have gotten other POVs of the Time Heist -- i.e., the Knowhere heist (probably a Scott POV), Nebula and Rhodey on Morag (probably both POVs so I could include the Thanos bit), and then Bruce and Clint on Vormir (probably a Clint POV for the wtf aspect). Likely also a Valkyrie POV; I don't think I ever seriously considered ever using a Loki POV (for various reasons). I at one point also considered having Natasha go with Loki to Vanaheim and some of the other Realms when he's coordinating the return, but decided against.

Those two are structural but probably wouldn't have changed the actual plot, per se -- just added different aspects to the story that I ultimately decided not to go with. (I could have also made the Steve/Natasha explicit -- like, I wrote this story with the background knowledge that they have a thing going on, but it's really not on the page aside from one or two sideways mentions.)

Now, the major divergences, which would have come with the Time Heist. TWO OPTIONS, both of which come with the (again, characteristic Bedlam-style) assumption that instead of landing in their own past, Team SteveNatLoki would have landed in the past of an alternate universe.

(Next bit talks about Chapter 3, which just got posted.)

ONE

Normal single point divergence AU -- one difference spinning out into consequences, the way I normally do. (And which this story is already, tbh.) This would have been, essentially, the Morning altverse (Odin's timeline), which has the divergence point as Odin deciding not to throw Mjolnir after Thor in Thor, Thor falling off the Bifrost as a result, and ending up with Thanos to lead the Chitauri invasion, with Loki as the crown prince who turns up to stop that. (The divergence point flashback is the last scene in Morning 4, if anyone hasn't read that and wants to know what I'm talking about (you don't have to know the rest of the story, though the flashback at the end of the preceding chapter is from the same universe); randomly, I don't think I have a whole lot of reader crossover between Morning and Yonder?)

So the meeting with the Ancient One would have gone the same as in Yonder 3, but upon arriving at the secret hideout, instead of just walking straight in they get captured and then Loki, Steve, and Nat get the shock of their lives. Loki does not handle this particularly well. Eventually altverse Loki shows up (early, like Thor does in Yonder), kind of just stares at the situation in bafflement, and eventually does break SteveNatLoki out, at which point he promptly calls the Bifrost down on them because this is Asgard's problem now. (Well, as far as he was concerned, this was Asgard's problem anyway, but now it's even more Asgard's problem.) Loki does not handle that particularly well either.

anyway what probably ends up happening is most of the plot of The Avengers, complete with altverse Natasha and Yonder Natasha being very, very weird about each other, and eventually Team SteveNatLoki gets to go home. (Presumably...with the scepter and Tesseract? To return later?)

TWO

Rather than being a single point divergence AU, it's several different roleswaps: Thor invading Earth and Loki turning up to stop that, Natasha got mind-controlled instead of Clint, and to really top it off, it's Bucky Captain America (and Steve Winter Soldier somewhere out there).

so like Team SteveNatLoki handles that as well as you'd think. (there's probably a lot of hugging and crying on Bucky's and Steve's parts until Steve and Nat abruptly realize that if Bucky is here then there's a high chance that this universe's Winter Soldier is Steve himself and then there's a lot of silent screaming.) (Loki is already silently screaming because this is awful.)

things would probably snowball from there but I didn't run out the chain of events that would result from this AU. (and I don't like doing multiple divergence point AUs and couldn't run this one back far enough to make the multiple divergences stem from a single point, since I could do "Steve falls from the train instead of Bucky" but that wouldn't affect Thor and Loki.)

eta: thinking about this one more I’d probably do not as a double roleswap, but keep 2012 Loki as in canon (so, you know, invading Earth), but have them get the timing wrong or something and end up having to deal with 2012 Bucky Cap and 2012 Thor.

#consultingjedi #bedlam replies #roleswap endgame au concept

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

In the Avengers 2012 film after he gets smacked around by the Hulk Loki is momentarily shaken for a bit but after that he just kinda humbly accepts defeat. Not good enough for the Loki series staff. No, he needs to be beaten over and over until he's on his knees begging it to stop admitting he's a terrible person and then he gets beat up even more after that until he's repeating the words said to him. Because, just because

The problem is that even if they wanted to make a nod to that scene by showing him being beaten again they got it all wrong from the get-go.

When Hulk is fighting him Loki is still very much under some form of influence and control from the sceptre and in order to give us more proof that Loki is not doing this out of his own volition we have that scene of the beating from the Hulk that serves as some form of recalibration (like what Nat did to Clint) and it is there to show to the audience that the Mind Stone is fucking with Loki's mind like it did with the Avengers in the helicarrier.

Hell, Bruce is the one who grabs the sceptre in the helicarrier, then it's Hulk the one who beats Loki, it's pretty straightforward! After the Hulk has attacked him, Loki goes back to being himself and the changes are pretty obvious: in his demeanour, in his face...

But in the series the beating only happens because Mobius feels betrayed after his captive had escaped his control and ran away from him. Loki hadn't done anything wrong, he hadn't hurt anybody, all he had done is run away from an organization that had kidnapped him, lied to him and threatened with killing him several times. It doesn't matter that they try to show us how sad and betrayed Sif felt... because 1) it's an illusion, 2) the punishment doesn't fit the crime at all and 3) we know the only reason Loki is being physically assaulted is because he dared escape his captors.

And the begging... that's the part that makes me nauseous. I hate seeing him take the punches without fighting back (because he doesn't fight back at all, he's perfectly capable of defending himself and yet he doesn't raise a hand on Sif. Why? A woman beating a man is fine but that man defending himself and attacking a woman is bad? wtf) but the fact that at one point he's kneeling on the floor and says "Sif, please, no more, please I beg you"... what the hell is that? Do these people really think this is what we want to see? Why would anyone laugh at that?

It's nothing like Hulk's attack. It's vile and sadistic with the only purpose of humiliating and hurting him for no reason other than him escaping after he had been kidnapped, and they should be ashamed of writing a scene like that.

#loki critical #loki series criticism

[stanknotstark]

Easy Aim (Is Only Exciting Once or Twice) Pt. 4 (Loki x Reader)

So right after I wrote those lines about Loki wanting to fuck himself the song from my playlist that played was Such a Whore (Stellular Remix) and it started with “You’re such a whore! Oooooo.” AND I LOST IT GUYS.

BTW when i was asking my friends weird questions about boners they were like ._. wtf are you writing? Actually, don’t tell us, please. 😂 so the reactions you have here are truly what goes on with men as they struggle with their boners, they just learn to better control it apparently. This is very interesting from a science point of view tbh

After the whole fiasco of cuddling with Loki you hadn’t really been able to think of much other than that. How his touch, in your body, was soft and warm. How your body fits into his perfectly, like matching puzzle pieces. You’ve also started noticing little things about him that you like. No, not just like, like like. 

Like how Loki had a model walk where he swung his hips as he walked (and you need to learn how to do that because it looks good on your hips). 

Like how Loki would only eat the green Skittles, because green in his favorite color, when you shared a bag while watching movies. 

Like how Loki kept a neutral face when speaking anywhere near the other Avengers but when it was just you and him he would allow himself to feel more, to actually scrunch his face up in disgust, to smile when you said something funny, when you would insult him he would smirk, pout, or roll his eyes with a smile. 

Like how Loki had started leaving lingering touches on you. He would slide his hand over your arm to get your attention. He would grab your shoulder when you shared laughter. Sometimes he’d even let his eyes and hands roam your clothes and fix them, straighten them, give a satisfied nod and smile when he thought you looked acceptable, his hand resting over your chest. 

And liking him is completely fine. It’s something natural and you like it but the real problem was that you were in a man’s body. As a woman you didn’t even have to try masking desire. As a man....

You get the point. 

So, you’re sitting in the common area with Loki, spending time with the whole team when it first happens. 

You’re all watching a movie when a sex scene comes on. That’s fine, you’re cool about that, it’s when you start thinking of Loki doing the stuff to you that it happens. 

You can actually feel the blood flow being redirected to your crotch. You jump a bit and Loki who sits next to you notices but says nothing, opting instead to watch you instead of the movie. It’s something you would have missed had you been used to the feeling. The blood flow is slow, it’s not a rush, but it’s enough to warrant surprise and curiosity.  

You swallow and bring a hand up to your mouth to bite your finger. What was it men did to stop this? Think about their grandmothers in panties or something? Which you did but then you thought about Loki bare but in a sexy, lace pair of boxers. 

Fuck.

You can feel your cock filling and if you don’t do something it’s going to tent the sweats you wear. 

You shift your body so your legs aren’t splayed out. It had taken you some time to get used to sitting like a man, legs open so you didn’t pinch your junk or sit on one of your balls. That was an experience that had Loki in stitches. 

Right now though you can’t get the picture of Loki licking at your neck, biting it, lavishing it with his mouth, out of your mind. It’s almost as if primal instincts are taking over. 

Without thought you let your other hand, you’re not busy biting, trail to Loki’s, body and rest on his thigh. When you glance at him understanding fills him and he has the gall to smirk at you. 

You’re about to growl and jump him but you stop yourself with your eyes squeezed tight. 

Loki pulls your finger from your mouth before you break the skin with light touches. 

You’re lucky the lights are off because you’re at full attention now, but no one notices it in the shadows. 

Loki shoves a pillow into your lap which you take with a thankful look. You settle back into your spot with your eyes closed, again. Your right hand holding the pillow to your crotch and the other resting on the couch’s arm rest, balled into a fist.

You have to bite your lip because the TV plays out a woman’s moans. God how long did this sex scene last, it’s not a freaking porno! 

Oh, shit, you move a little and cause the pillow to give your new cock friction. You just barely stop yourself from thrusting into the pillow and groaning with pleasure. How the fuck do guys handle this when they’re so sensitive and move based on instincts? You compare the feelings on control to Banner who has minor control on Hulk. You have just enough control to stop yourself from embarrassing yourself but it is taking everything you have in you to stop it.

Finally the scene is over and Tony gives a low whistle. Steve slaps the back side of his head causing Tony to laugh. 

You focus on the team, anything but your own body and Loki next to you. 

Clint gives a chuckle and when you open you eyes to look at him he stares at Natasha who throws popcorn into his mouth from a different couch about 6 feet apart. 

Ok you could handle this. Everything was fine. 

Everything was not fine. 

Loki enjoying your suffering decides to cuddle up to you. When you look at him with wide eyes he smiles dangerously. 

You don’t say anything, in case you alert the team of what’s going on, so Loki decides that’s his cue to get comfortable. He rests his head on your collar bone his arms wrapping around your chest, one hand coming up to cusp your neck where he strokes it with his thumb. God you can smell Loki. You hadn’t switched soaps so he smelled masculine. It was intoxicating and making your brain meltdown. Your thoughts were slipping into simple demands. Pleasure. Friction. Mine, you think as Loki trails his thumb on your neck.

Your breath starts coming out in puffs and you’re doing everything in your power not to pick Loki up and take him in front of the team. 

“Shh.” Loki says softly at your heavy breathing.

You glare at him for a second but listen and calm your breathing, closing your eyes once again. 

Then Loki makes it even worse. 

The hand that was caressing your neck slides down your chest to the waistband of your sweats. 

You bite your cheek and you’re pretty sure you taste blood. The look you give Loki could kill if he was any lesser of a man. 

Loki lets his fingers glide over the waistband then his feminine fingers slip under the elastic part of your pants and caress the sensitive skin underneath. 

You gasp, your eyes looking over the team, but you’re lucky because the team also gasps when a plot twist in the movie pulls at their attention. 

You look at Loki who didn’t miss your gasp and smiles, sharp enough to cut. He retracts his hand, thankfully, and lets it settle on your stomach. 

You calm, thinking that’s all Loki will do, breathing slowly.

Oh, you’re so wrong. 

Loki lets his hand wander under the pillow and when he gives friction to your boner you yelp, push Loki off you, the pillow toppling to the ground, stand up, and quickly leave the room without a word. 

When you’re safely in your room you put your back to the door and slide down it with heavy breathing. 

You sit with your legs stretched out on the ground so as not to bother your problem. 

You close your eyes but all that comes to mind is Loki touching you so you hiss and open them again. You had to do something about this. However, you feel like that breaks your trust with Loki so instead you get up, grab a book, and sit up in bed. 

If you had to suffer, fine. All you knew was that you’d get Loki back for the shit he pulled tonight. 

You start reading, having to reread a lot because your mind wandered, not all your blood was where it should be, but you get through a few chapters before there is a knock at your door. 

“Come in!” You yell. 

Thankfully, your problem had went away the more you focused on the book. 

Loki comes in, sauntering like he owns the place but frowns at your pants. 

You actually laugh at the dejected look on his face. 

“I didn’t jerk off if that’s what you’re thinking.” You tell him, closing your book and setting it on your lap. 

“What?” Loki asks shocked, now looking at you with a slight frown.

You raise your brow at him. 

“I’m not sure whether I should take this as a compliment or not. You really wanted to fuck yourself?” 

Loki scoffs, “Maybe. Would me being vain really shock you?” 

“Not necessarily.” You say with a smile. “However, I don’t see you as vain in this situation.” You say suggesting he wasn’t in it to fuck himself, he wants you.

Loki looks over your face to see if you’re joking or not. When he realizes you’re not joking he raises his brow with a smirk. 

“You were thinking about me when the movie was playing, were you not?” 

“Irrelevant. We’re talking about you right now.” You throw at him. 

Loki’s smirk turns into a salacious smile. 

“If you admit you have feelings first I shall get on my knees and suck you off right now.” Loki says. You gasp and throw your book at him which he dodges with a wide smile. You feel the blood rushing down again at the thought of Loki kneeling for you.

“You-you imbecile!” You yell. 

Loki laughs with delight when you jump off the bed and chase him from your room. 

#easy aim #easy aim pt.4 #loki #loki x reader #body switching au #my writing #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #this was fun to write #im loving this small piece #im happy i saw that peeing scene from jumanji otherwise it wouldnt have happened

[ddarker-dreams]

🎀 scarlet ribbons.

ITS SELF INDULGENT FRIDAY BOIS !! time for scarlet ribbons headcanons that i’ve been working on in between commissions, this is essentially just a reverse harem ...  there’s no yandere here for once, just some vibes... click here for an explanation ! the reader described here is the same in all the scenarios. i’m using she/her pronouns for this reader.

Bruno Bucciarati;

He forms a special kind of attachment to you, seeing as you’ll be the second person to join his team. You won over his compassionate heart, preventing a much crueler fate. As a foreign exchange student, you had taken out a loan with Passione to complete your education. The problem is, the egregious amount of interest being too much for you to pay back on time. Bucciarati had been ordered to collect your debt. Instead of following through with his orders, he used his favor with Polpo to let you pay back your debt by working for Passione under his leadership.

Appreciates the dynamic and resolve you bring to the group. While he tries his best not to show favoritism to any members of his team, you’re someone he always looks out for extra much. Not because he thinks of you incapable, but because his care for you runs deep after knowing you for years. He’s definitely going to catch onto the others holding similar feelings for you though.

Acts a bit different towards you in one on one scenarios, versus when the others are around. He’s more relaxed when it’s only the two of you, speaking of matters not relating to work and checking up on your well being. Bruno realizes he could listen to you for hours, enjoying your unique perspective. He also finds your foreign accent endearing, and has mentioned it to see how you blush at the compliment.

Super sweet with you, always has looked out for your best interest. He’s your go to when you feel stressed about your situation, providing the support you need, since he’s the only person aware of your circumstances. Bruno is reassuring, helping you in the moments the debt to the organization feels impossible to overcome. He’s offered to help pay for part of it, but you always refuse, feeling grateful enough to him as is. It pains him to see you hurting, but he does anything he can to make you feel better. Always pays for your meals though, no matter how much you raise a fuss about it. 

Giorno Giovanna;

There’s a certain warmth in you that he wasn’t sure what to think of at first. Giorno is an astute individual, making observations from afar, watching you joking and smiling with the rest of the team. He eventually comes to the conclusion that your presence fills his stomach with butterflies, seeing your more lighthearted approach to life. There’s something intoxicating about it, and he’ll jump for any opportunity to spend time with you much to the annoyance of everyone else, they already had enough competition wtf.

He’s a coy little shit at times. Giorno sees how the others look at you, especially how obvious Narancia and Mista are. When they get defensive over how much Giorno is talking to you, he’ll just flash a faux innocent smile and ask what the problem with it is. It’s more effective on Narancia, who just ends up sputtering before slinking away in defeat. Mista can kinda deflect the accusation better, though there’s still a blush on his face. Giorno knows what he’s doing lmaoo

It infuriates Abbacchio how obvious he is with you, like, the audacity of this man. Just swinging into Bucciarati’s team, trying to woo you away. Giorno is always asking for your opinion on how to proceed with certain things, even if his mind has already been made up. Anything just to talk to you. Most likely going to receive Abbacchio’s scorn the most for this, especially since Giorno will lean closer to you when you’re answering his questions. Giorno is just going :) , meanwhile Narancia is furiously taking notes. (”Okay, so if I ask [First] about this, I have an excuse to get closer to her...!)

He did strongly in school, maybe not as well as Fugo but is definitely academically gifted. So that means when he enters the picture, Fugo has some Competition for the English speaking buddy role. Giorno can understand most simple phrases and is capable of following the conversation, occasionally interjecting when he feels confident enough. Fugo might try and make his conversations with you more complicated because of this, since he’s petty and wants all your attention. You’re meant to be his English speaking buddy >:( !!

To be honest, Giorno’s not really sure what he’s doing, despite the suave impression he gives. Giorno has charisma, sure, but this is all very new to him. He’s still learning as he goes, and pays very close attention to how everyone else interacts with you. Anything to see your preferences, so he can use it to his advantage later. Has a large mental file on you, that comes in handy. He isn’t so much flirty, but more seeking out your company and thoughts on things.

Guido Mista;

Poor Mista almost friendzones himself in a way... he doesn’t mean to, but he wants to warm up to you in his own way!! And that way is through joking around and a lot of “friendly” banter. The friendly banter is more like thinly veiled flirting. He tries so hard to act cool and mysterious around you, like a Clint Eastwood character. Ends up being super goofy, though it works in his favor since he gets to see your cute smile!!! Victory!! 

Mista has no shame. He’ll show up outside your apartment, food in hand, saying he wants to come over and hang. He even lets you pick the movie if that’s what you want to do!! A true honor, since Mista is willing to sit through stuff he wouldn’t normally be interested in all for the sake of winning you over. <33 

Probably tied with Narancia for the most Unfortunate Mishaps to occur when attempting to woo you. Some favorites include, but are not limited to: when he tried giving you flowers but they kept making him sneeze, that time he was leaning against your door frame and fell over, and basically anything that happens when the Pistols come out. They wanna be his lil wing men, but they keep screwing him over... :< 

“[First]!! [First]!! We’re bored, come hang out with us instead!!!!” You’ll end up with a flurry of Pistols swirling around you very often, putting Mista’s affection for you on full display. It irritates Fugo the most, he almost wants to smack them away like they’re flies lmao. They might start sweatin’ when they see Fugo’s eyebrow twitch, the Stand often interrupting your conversations with the blonde. Mista tests his patience for sure. 

Pannacotta Fugo;

A bit of a typical tsun towards you at first. He’s all acting high and mighty, huffing about the newest member of the team not being as bright as him. In reality he just thinks you’re vvv cute, and doesn’t know how to process it. You greet him and his brain just kinda short circuits, and he gives a standoffish insult before running off to hide his blush. Bruno would find it endearing if not for his feelings for you lmao.

How he gets over this initial stump at the start of your relationship is by acting like you need his help. Especially if you stumble over any Italian words, namely Naples lingo being more difficult to master. He takes it upon himself to help you out... in reality he just really wants to spend more time with you. Also, seeing you stumble over words is precious, he tries not to tease you about it though. Does occasionally...

You end up being roommate at the start!!! To save money, but it’s whatever, who cares about the practical reasoning behind it. What matters is that he gets to spend even more time with you than the others. The problem is that Narancia and Mista make a point to come by often, which he finds to be very irritating. They even crash at your shared apartment at times, but because of how messy they are, don’t get an invitation to live permanently. Fugo is smug about how you picked him due to his cleanliness >:)c

English speaking buddies !! He might not be fluent in it, but he’s better at it than everyone else. Also a lot more capable of learning it, just for the sake of impressing you. Gets this very pleased look on his face when you two speak in simple English, Narancia staring over, pouting for being left out. It’s like a special connection or something, not that Fugo would ever admit to saying that to you. He’s flexing his academic muscles. 

Narancia Ghirgha;

Anyone could look over at Narancia and see his huge heart eyes for you. You like the same foreign music as him!! You can speak another language!! He wants to learn English from you, and keeps asking. Sometimes butchers the pronunciation but god it’s so cute who cares. Teach Narancia one phrase and he’s gonna be saying it nonstop for the rest of the week. Fugo, the only other member to understand English on a decent level until GioGio, is gonna be miserable whenever this happens. That’s his thing with you! Why can’t Narancia get something else, smh ...

If you recommend him a song he will not stop listening to it. Also expect a lot of discussions about different artists, mostly hip hop ones when Narancia is leading the conversation. He thinks it’s so cool you understand what they’re saying!! Is gonna ask you to translate them a lot. He kinda just stares at you, mouth agape when you’re singing along, like woah!! His crush is so talented. 

His most treasured moments with you, is when you recommend one another music, and share headphones. Sometimes you just bob your head to the rhythm, or sing along. Whatever the case, he gets to be close to you, and his brain is practically turning to mush at the fact your thighs are touching. 

Fugo did him dirty once in the past. Before Narancia realized he had Competition for your affections, he went to Fugo, asking how to compliment you in English. He should’ve known by how Fugo was staring at him with the most malicious smirk that he made a mistake. The next day, when meeting up at Libeccio, he came up to you. Chest puffed out, proud after a night of practicing his phrase. Then proceeded to say to you in English, “I am a fucking idiot!!!!” looking all smiley and excited. Needless to say, you almost spit out your food and laughed about it for a long time. Narancia has been planning his revenge on Fugo ever since...

Narancia follows you around like a lost puppy at times, but he’s a lot of fun to hang out around!! He’ll buy you gelato, and even lets you have a bite of his food if you ask. No one else has this special privilege. There is a time you offered to let him try a sip of your drink, and he almost melted. All his brain could think of is, indirect kiss, indirect kiss!!!! One of the best moments of his life tbh. 

Leone Abbacchio;

Abbacchio put a lot of effort into distancing himself from you. Why do you smile so much?? It makes him uncomfortable being around you, someone who is basically sunshine stuffed into a human body. It reminds him of all his shortcomings, which he feels he has no shortage of. But when you make the initially irritating decision to keep speaking to him, only giving space when you felt he really needed it, it won over his little grinch heart. 

He’s been wrapped around your finger ever since. Unlike the other bumbling buffoons who are tripping over themselves to get an ounce of your attention, he plays it cool. More of a Bucciarati approach to things. Asking about your interests, letting you do most of the talking so he has no chance to embarrass himself (like *cough* Narancia *cough*).

Next to Fugo, is most likely to call other members out on their nonsense. He wouldn’t dare do so for Bruno, but everyone else is fair game. The main victim to this treatment is Giorno. Abbacchio might even offer some “advice” to him, giving false information all under the guise of assisting Giorno’s pursuit of you. He takes a more hands off approach on everyone else. 

He doesn’t want to invite you over to his place because of how dreary it is, so he has to find other ways to get one on one time with you. This mostly happens by talking about things no one else finds of interest to you, namely makeup or other fashion things. 

You are the only person who gets to call him any nicknames, the one you lean towards typically being Abba. Narancia once made a mistake of calling him this, only to earn a very threatening glare. When you do it though, he has to push down the urge to smile. How cute!! 

Trish Una;

Gay rights time . Trish looks at you and immediately thinks wow, perfect girlfriend material right there. Still acts a bit reserved at first, considering her complex situation and how she’s still piecing it all together in her heard. Since you’re the only other girl on the team, she gets the benefit of Bucciarati assigning you to be extra close to her. All according to plan heheh >:) 

When she flirts, she goes all in. Asking about what kind of perfume you wear, your favorite shade of lipstick, what kind of outfits you like the most. All of it is under the pretense of getting to know you better, and while she does enjoy that aspect of it, she might start adopting some of the things you find appealing. She is 100% gonna ask to borrow your shirts and makeup, and extends the same offer to you. 

Trish is far more playful with you than the others, who all just kinda stare at the interactions like ??? When you were her bodyguard, she always subconsciously went to sit down next to you. No one else on the team can say anything, since she’s the boss’ daughter after all !! She considered you more of a distraction from her anxiety inducing situation at first, seeing as you had shared interests to speak about. Over time, your doting nature over her won out. 

Would be pissed if you ever got hurt trying to defend her. You might joke around about how you’re her bodyguard, not the other way around. Trish just can’t bear the thought of losing someone important to her, after all she’s already lost. 

Her phone background is a selfie the two of you took, even after she eventually distances herself from Passione to advance her singing career. Expect lots of texts messages, checking up on how you’re doing!! Trish unfortunately has a busy schedule, that requires a lot of traveling for her concerts and other bookings. Though anytime she is near Naples, she’s messaging you and asking to meet up. <33 

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Stardew valley character analysis

Elliot- fucking cardboard perfect boy i fucking hate him he can suck my dick what are you a prince from a bad ya novel?

Clint- somft blacksmith boy,,,,, love him he so cuddly round soft spoken sweetheart I really appreciate all his help pleading_face

Harvey- could be a cute loveable dork, I think he likes helping people which is nice- theoratically he's hot but ew mustache

Lewis- kinda shitty mayor?? Like he tries and he's nice enough but just doesn't meet the mark sadly

Linus- I have such a soft spot for him I just wanna be able to buy a house and let him stay in it. I love how he longs to travel I just wanna adopt him and feed him

Abagail- cute gamer girl,,,,,, she's so cute,,,,,, so sweet and pretty,,,,,, she ate the flower I gave her which is like wtf but damn she's adorable

Haley- very meh seems like an airhead which might be rude but she's rude to me so whatever

Alex- sexist

Shane- has a fucking attitude problem like I know he softens when you get to know him but wtf dude I just wanna chill and have a beer

Pam- has a drinking problem

Marnie- sweet mother hen i really like her, she tries so hard with her kids and animals and is sweet to Shane and i like that

Emily- I don't care that her and Clint have a thing she is a butch lesbian, a bit silly but sweet always a friendly face to talk to

Sammy(?)- emo goku, he seems really happy and it's cute I kinda just wanna ruffle his hair and watch anime on the couch with him

Sebastian- flushed hehe cute emo boy he's a bit more angsty but like I really wanna be friends with him I think he has mommy issues and I vibe

Robin- I like her and she's cool and all but hhhhhhhh she's a bit grouchy it seems? I waited all day to give her hardwood for a quest and she wouldn't let me?? Why is she like this

Demetris- cute nerd boy!! Why can't I date you you're so much more appealing than Harvey why do you have to be married God please I like you

Maru- she seems a bit shy and I wish she could open up to me but she didn't like my gift when I gave it to her. Would make for a good farmer lesbian

Caroline- who?

George- grumpy old man, does well at what he his I have no quoerems

Evelyn- qlso grumpy old lady but a bit more lively also serves well as what she is

Wizard- hehe wizard gives you acid and you trip balls this man's what the fuck is wrong with him he's so fake angsty it's incredible

Pierre- really nice loser salesman, I like him but he's a bit useless during winter :< I think he runs a cult

Vincent and Jas- a child

Penny- tries way to hard to be the smart quirky girl and I dislike that, she's so average and it's painful. Dislike

Gus- furthers Pam and Shane's drug addictions

Leah- she's pretty cool ig, not much to her

Jodi- aren't her and Leah the same person??

Willy- just an old man who loves fishing and I love him, we're friends

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