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#also i will try to snatch the movie poster when i get there. wish me luck.
evilblot · 8 months
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dozing-marshmallow · 8 months
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Mind If I request Chris x reader whos in a successful band? Maybe even a band that used to compete with his when he was still doing that?
Not at all! Sorry this took so long, my love, I hope you enjoy!💖 CHRIS MCLEAN X SINGER! READER ONE SHOT
Another great day at the studio.
“Great work, girls! Let’s call it a day.” you instructed, slipping your guitar case around your shoulders.
You were journeying home with them, not much of an extraordinary day, even with these new advertisements of singers (that weren’t you guys) stuck on lampposts and walls.
You didn’t pay much notice, until the image of microphones clocked in.
“What, who are they?” you ask your girls, ripping one off the wall and inspecting it with them.
“Is this a new band?”
“Who are they? Where are they from? Are they local?”
“A boy band! Everyone’s trying to do them now.”
“Fametown? Never heard of it!”
“Wait... Is that who I think that is?” you ask yourself, tapping on the face of one specific male, before it hit you,“No way! It’s Chris! The guy that lives on my block!”
You laugh. You didn’t have the best relationship with that boy... Every now and then, you would pull pranks on each other, whether it was silly stringing each other’s gardens or stuffing each other’s mailboxes with snails and frogs.
Nothing harmless, but nothing too extreme that would get you in trouble with one another’s parents.
“I have something fun to do when I get home~”
If this was going to go the way you think it was gonna go, the girls were going to have to make sure they didn’t have any of the other members from that band living on their street.
Knowing Chris, he wouldn’t be back home until six o’clock. So you made sure to take an unusual route back to your neighbourhood, and voilà, you saw the man at talk, in his jeans and piercings, strolling through the empty pavements.
You make your way over to him,“Soooo. You wanna get into vocals, McLean? What happened to your movies? Didn’t go so well?”
“Oh shut up, (Y/N)” already, his answer sour, but face candy,“And yep! We’re taking off, and we’re gonna be hella famous!”
“Wonder who you got that from.” you roll your eyes,“So uh, as you probably don’t know, a good name is very important when wanting to give a good opinion on something before you see it. Did you think Flametown was the best name to try attract a herd of people to like your music?”
“It’s Fametown, (Y/N). Learn to read.” he reprimanded, not too pleased with the fact you had one of their flyers in your hand, knowing how you were.
“That’s what I said. Flametown.”
“Fametown.”
“Ohhh! See what I mean! No wonder why you needed to make flyers! People would be bound to have your band shoved in their faces whenever they go out, so they wouldn’t forget you! If you really were successful, you wouldn’t need to do all this.” you snorted, waving the poster mockingly.
“Fametown is a very memorable band! Thank you.” he snatches the flyer from your hand,“Give that! You don’t deserve it.” his intention to feed his ego was torn down by the horror of childish graffiti scribbled too personally on the printed faces.
“Did I do that?” you smiled, retaking the sight of your work,“Whoopsies!”
“You think Fametown is a joke, (Y/N)?” Uh oh, one of the few times he was ticked,“Sooner or later, you and your band are gonna be crushed and forgotten like all the ants I purposely step on and you’ll be stuck on the streets, selling that disgusting lemonade you made back in fifth grade and you’re gonna wish you were more dignified in the presence of a worldwide famous celebrity.” Was that meant to be a threat?
My, what an impossible fate! But you’d like to respond to the real agitating statement,“Bozo, I told you then and now, if you listened to me, you would’ve known that it was passion fruit smoothies we were selling!”
“Tomato tomato! Doesn’t change the fact it sucked either way!” He spoke quicker, almost like this conversation wasn’t what he wanted to do on a Monday after clubs.
You don’t blame him, but you also don’t care- he always does it to you,“You know what else sucks? Your music in question! How do you manage to replicate the sound of a bunch of cats fighting in a litter box?”
“Aw so you actually took the time to listen to our tracks?” you wanted to slap that smile off his face,“Thanks (Y/NNNN)! You can be useful sometimes!”
Let him not get ahead of himself!,“What, like I wanted to? You blast that disgrace of music business so loudly, the old ladies that live down there paid to have their hearing aids stolen! Look what kind of impact you’re having on our community.”
It worked, because he scoffed,“Like you’re one to talk! Everyone I know either ends up binning your cds or changing channels on the radio whenever your songs come on. Must say, never thought it’d be so remarkable to be that atrocious.”
The barks of a tiny dog was so cute,“Well clearly you and your buddies have horrible taste.” you unfold a copy of your signed record deal,“See this? Take a good read.”
He paused as his eyes land on the status presented in front of him. Regardless if he was silent to think of a clever comeback or was in simple awe, he retorted back eventually,“Oh yeah? Well watch! They say that the longer it takes for abundance to come, the more of it will last when it gets here! By next month, that will be ours!” The Scottish in him was coming out more and more.
“Suuuuure it will, Chrissy.” you fold it and store it back into your bag, masking your ridicule in a sugary tone,“Don’t push yourself, it’s okay to not be great at anything.”
“Shut it!” he demanded again, clenching his fists, he wouldn’t do anything more,“Mark my words. We’re already greater than whatever lameness you’ve got going on.”
You could only laugh at his worked up being as you disappeared into your home, with a wave.
So the boy wants to play?
You plug your loudspeaker in.
It is on.
“Hey guyys... So we might need to extend our band practice time...”
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wheeier · 3 years
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no taking back
summary: it was only fun and games. but steve had other plans.
warnings: modern au, tooth-rotting fluff i guess, little but of swearing
+ olivia rodrigo’s sour album (stream besties), the movie tangled at the end because it just radiates as a comfort movie
yes a modern au !!! i just saw this on tiktok (the sour part, but the rest was my idea!) and thought it was so cute so it gave me an idea to make it as a fic, enjoy !!!
steve harrington x fem!reader
olivia rodrigo’s new album just released and you were thrilled to listen to it and stream it the whole day.
when you finally got to listen to it, you asked your friends—robin, nancy, and the party, if they listened to it and which ones were their favorites.
robin told you that her top three were hope ur ok, jealousy, jealousy, and brutal.
nancy said she really loved favorite crime.
max said hers was also brutal.
el told you that she played good 4 u and traitor on repeat that hopper had to go into her room to turn it down.
when mike comes over to the cabin he can assure that el does indeed play them on repeat and get pissy about it (but he secretly loves the album, but he wouldn’t let her or anyone know that).
and lastly lucas and dustin are fans of deja vu and 1 step forward 3 steps back. max even told you that they would sing the bridge of deja vu on the top of their lungs.
you slightly laughed at the memory of them telling you about it.
however, there’s one more person that you haven’t talked to about it yet.
steve.
your smile faltered and faded when he came across in your mind.
your feelings for him had deepened over the time and listening to the sour album made it feel like you two had broken up, which in fact, is not true because you were never together in the first place.
suddenly, an idea popped in your head. instead of being sad about steve, you thought about texting him, although it’s almost 1AM, you knew he’d still be up.
Sailor Man
You: hey
You: u up?
Sailor Man: duh
Sailor Man: this has been our nightly routine u always bother me when i’m about to go to sleep
You: fuck off
You: don’t pretend that you’re not binge watching outer banks until 4am
Sailor Man: i’m not?!?
You: yeah right
You: anyways
You: can u do me a favor
Sailor Man: will i get free pizza afterwards
You: no
Sailor Man: k
You: what the fuck
You: fine
Sailor Man: hehe
Sailor Man: what’s the favor ;)
You: dont get me started with that winky face i swear ure so dead when i see you at the wheeler’s house tomorrow
You: have you listened to olivia rodrigo’s new album
Sailor Man: ohh the bitter album?
You: ITS SOUR DUMBASS
Sailor Man: I DONT KNOW?!?
You: I CANT DO THIS HJAGSK
Sailor Man: shut up
Sailor Man: i’ve heard some of the songs but i haven’t fully listened to them
Sailor Man: why
You: can you like
You: ask me to be ur girlfriend then break up with me right after so i can experience and actually feel the whole sour album
Sailor Man: what
You: just do it !!
Sailor Man: you’re so funny (y/n/n)
Sailor Man: okay
Sailor Man: will you be my girlfriend?
You: yes !!!
You: ...
You: hello
You: dont tell me u fell asleep
Sailor Man: i’m not doing the last part you might as well forget about it
You: wjat
Sailor Man: :D
You: wtf
You: okay steve cut it out i’m not doing this anymore u’re not funny
Sailor Man: nope
Sailor Man: go to sleep we’re dating now that’s how this works
Sailor Man: okay i dont know if you’re still reading this now and i am terrified to say this to you in person like TERRIFIED. might piss my pants if i did. so (y/n/n), my favorite dumbass, my favorite person to talk to at night even if it interrupts my binge watching marathon, you make me so happy to the point that even when i sleep you’re still in my dreams. i like you. i have like the biggest fattest crush on you. and thank you for doing that sour album thing or whatever, because of that i get to finally ask you out
you rolled on your back after you read the message, facing the ceiling as your mind processed what just happened. was he playing with you? was he actually serious about asking you out?
Incoming video call...
Sailor Man
you took a deep breath before tapping the green button and placing it back down on the bed.
“hey,” you can tell that he was tired based on his voice. “can you show your face, please? i miss you.”
ignoring the butterflies in your stomach, you hesitantly lifted the phone and shifted your position to lay on your side. “hey.”
“hey yourself.” steve grins. that stupid grin that makes your stomach turn, that grin you always want to see everyday.
“what’s..up?” you avoided looking at him and started to admire your surroundings and the posters placed on your wall. this was the only time you were glad you weren’t with him in person.
“i just wanted to see if you’re okay.” of course he will ask that. he's steve. he cares about other more than himself.
“i am, thanks.” you showed a smile that doesn't reach your ears and steve knew something was bothering you. “hey, look. i'm sorry about my confession- if it made you uncomfortable i'm sorry-”
“no,” you cut him off, looking back at his face on the screen. “i’m fine, really. you don't have to apologize. i was just, surprised.”
there was silence between the two of you for a few seconds, before you spoke again. “did you mean it?” you voice was only above whisper but steve managed to hear them. “of course,” he answered almost too quick, without any hesitation. “i've been trying to find the perfect opportunity and had been asking god for signs because i can't make a move myself-”
“asking god?” you chuckled and steve smiled hearing them, glad that he somehow lightened the mood. “well, more like begging.” he continues and you giggled.
once your laughter died you both fell into silence again. you still couldn’t believe that out of a fun joke, it would turn into a whole another situation. “so, um.. just so you know, i’m not mad, or upset, or anything. i really was just surprised. it felt like a dream because i didn’t know that you like me back and all i did was just supposed to be a fun joke but—”
“hold on, back?”
“what?”
“like you back. you said i like you back.” steve sat up on his bed and fixed his hair as his eyes widened. “i did...” you said slowly, not catching up.
“does that mean you..”
then it hit you. “oh, right. yeah. i- i like you..too.” you waited for his reaction and once you saw him smile you couldn’t stop yourself from doing the same.
“i knew it. and well, i guess that confirms it. we’re dating now. no taking back.” he smirks then laughs when your rolled your eyes. “don’t flatter yourself, harrington. i did not say shit.” you pointed your index finger on the screen, barely containing your giggles.
“based on your beautiful smile i think you don’t need to say it. i like you, and you like me. we’re dating.” steve gives you a teasing smile. you tried keeping your serious face but it won’t last longer so you finally smiled again. “alright, fine. no taking backs. we’re dating.” you said then laughed as he whisper-yelled ‘yes!’ while fist pumping the air.
he soon joined your laughter and you stayed like that until your jaw was pretty much in pain because of your smiles. when it was all quiet again, you both just admired each other’s presence through the screens of your phones. “i wish i was there with you.” he mumbles. “yeah, me too.” you hugged your cold pillow beside you, closing your eyes for a moment and imagining it as steve.
“are your parents home?”
you snorted at his random question. “i’m actually alone right now, they’re out because dad got promoted at his work so he and mom and i think a few friends went out to celebrate. they should be home by an hour or two. why?”
“nothing.” was all he said before hanging up. you were left confused but then he’s your best friend after all, so you knew right then and there that he’ll do something stupid. after you turned your phone off you suddenly felt watching a movie so you went to the kitchen to make some popcorn.
when it was finished and had been put in a bowl, that’s when you heard your doorbell rang—in a pattern which you recognize, and only one person does that.
you let out a quiet laugh when you realized who it was and set the bowl on the counter before opening the door.
“hi!” steve greeted you with a smile. “uh, hi?” you laughed nervously and stepped aside for him to go in. “i smell popcorn, are we having a movie night?” he says as he steps inside and shrugged off his jacket. “actually yeah, i’m planning on watching—”
“tangled.” he finishes off, you subconsciously smiled upon hearing your favorite movie. “how’d you know?”
steve snatches a few popcorns from the bowl as you both arrived in the kitchen. “(y/n), you have watched that movie 7 times this week and always gush to me about it.”
“well, you’re the only one that is around my age that i can talk to with that movie. robin and nancy aren’t that into it.” you replied, grabbing the bowl and making your way back to your bedroom, steve following your heels. “and you think i’m the best option to talk to about that?” he asks, plopping down on your bed and resting his back on the headboard.
“you’re not complaining.” you shrugged as you grabbed your laptop and sat beside steve.
“yeah, probably because i like you.” it came out of his mouth casually. you froze in place and felt your cheeks heat up, finally nodding your head slowly, “..probably.” as you typed in the movie in your laptop you felt steve scoot closer, making your breath hitch.
you were both in a comfortable silence while watching the movie, except for a few jokes and comments that steve makes and him explaining how similar he was to flynn rider.
“you know, since i’m eugene, you could be rapunzel.” he suddenly says. you eyes were still on the screen but your eyebrows furrowed. “why? i’m nothing like her.”
finally looking at steve, you almost screamed how he was already looking at you. “oh, you are so rapunzel. you may not have the longest hair in the world, but you are pretty much similar.” he replies, smiling and not taking his eyes off of you.
you paused the movie and shifted your body towards him, intrigued by his explaination. “how so?”
“well, first off,” steve starts, resting his hands on the soft mattress. “you’re both sweet, you’re both a huge ray of sunshine, have gorgeous eyes and smile, and eugene is head over heels over you — and since he doesn’t exist in real life, i’d like to be the substitute.” he finished with a confident smile.
after about three seconds, you burst out of laughter. you laughed. as much as he loves the sound of your laugh, he can’t help but pout. “(y/n), i’m trying to be sweet here!”
“i’m sorry!- it’s just- i can’t help but laugh at your flirting.” you managed to say between your laughs. you know he’s kidding but he looked at you like he was offended.
your laughter died down and held steve’s face. “it’s cute, sorry.” you mumble with a little laugh. when he finally smiled you turned to your laptop and continued the movie.
steve gazes at you for a few more seconds before watching the movie with you again. “thank you.” you whisper, glancing at him.
“you’re very much welcome, my rapunzel.” he says smiling before he slides a bit down on the bed so his head could reach your shoulder and rests it there.
you giggled as you heard him whisper,
“thank you, olivia rodrigo.”
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ghoul-lover9000 · 4 years
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Random Facts about Dating Scream characters
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Sidney Prescott
She never wants to go to any social functions so, if you have a party or a work function that you need to go to, she will plead for you to stay home and watch stupid rom-coms with her. 
She will laugh at you if you do a grand show of affection. Not to be rude, but she thinks it’s so cheesy that she can’t help it.
Just hug her and love her and respect her. She needs it. Sidney really takes a risk every time she dates someone because she’s been hurt in the worst ways by the people she’s dated or what happened to the people she’s dated.
The ideal person to spend a lovely night in with, playing board games and watching TV together. 
(Neve Campbell can step on my throat.)
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Randy Meeks
He’s a firm believer in JiffyPop being the best popcorn. Not because it’s a better quality popcorn, but because it’s atmospheric, it adds to the tone of movie night. Trust me, you and him have movie night every week, if not twice a week. You both regularly fall asleep in front of the TV because he wanted to try to watch all of the Friday the 13th movies in one night or whatever series of horror movies he was craving.
Randy goes on rants all the time. You just need to know how to get him started. Say that Pulp Fiction is better than The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and boom. It is done. Now your boyfriend has that cute passionate little glimmer in his eyes. The only way to shut him up now would be to kiss him and even that might not work.
He’ll only sit through a rom-com if he loves you. 
So much fucking movie memorabilia. Posters, mugs, shirts, figurines, pajama pants, etc. It’s crazy. At least, you know what to get him for Christmas and his birthday every year. 
(The only film major that deserves rights)
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Billy Loomis
This man is a headache. So fucking dramatic, so fucking shifty. You don’t know what crimes he’s gonna commit, but he’s up to something. 
Like Randy, you guys have movie nights, but his movie nights are more aggressive. Where Randy is just like “Hey, wanna watch The Shining? Oh, you’re feeling more Heathers tonight? Okay.”, Billy is like “It’s either Season of the Witch or Black Christmas. You get to choose.” Also, he’s a die hard believer in, if you’re watching a movie, you need movie snacks so your favorite movie candy and the greasiest popcorn ever will always be in supply. 
He tells you about his homicidal habits in the most dramatic way possible.
Billy: I’ve done things, babe, I’m an agent of terror.
“Okay, I get that, but why did you have to accentuate that news with you dragging a fresh body into my yard?”
I’m not saying that you would end up dating Stu as well, but, if you were down for some passing around, you’re gonna end up with two boyfriends.
(Look at this fucking weasel. Like I love him, but he’s a little bit of a greasy boy.)
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Stu Macher
Will act like a bit of an asshole in front of people, but really he’s just looking for a good time with someone he genuinely enjoys being around.
Will sometimes randomly just pick you up and refuse to let you down. 
He’s very excitable. Being around him is kind of like having a shot of coffee. After hanging out with him, you’re tired, but it was worth it because he’s a lot of fun. 
He loves putting his head on your lap. If you and him are hanging out and you’re sitting down on a coach, 9 times out of 10 his head is going on your lap.
He’ll never tell you about his killing unless you find out or Billy tells you. 
Same thing from Billy’s headcanon. If you’re down with the poly, you’re gonna get poly.
(I don’t know what it is, but I have an affection for any Matthew Lillard character that I come across. He’s a good one. Idk)
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Tatum Riley
This girl protects you with all of her might. If someone’s talking shit about you, she comes up to bat for you. 
She knows exactly how to make you feel better. Comes over to your house when you’re sad with cheesy movies, tons of snacks, and desperate need to cuddle you until you are smiling again.
She’s very sensitive to your feelings so, if you’re uncomfortable or mad or just extremely happy, she’ll feel the same. 
If you get into a fight with someone who deserved a good beating, she’s gonna be cheering you on the whole time. 
Tatum: Break their nose for me, baby.
Will slap you with the truth. Will not play games with you. If she wants to be around you, she will and, if she thinks that shirt is ugly, she’ll tell you. 
If he approves of you, Dewey is your brother now. He’ll check up on you and help you if you run into trouble. Honestly, if you’re even a little nicer than Tatum, he’ll approve of you so it’s not that hard. 
(Tatum’s like so pretty. She could slap me and I’d be chill with it.)
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Deputy Dewey Riley
Darling man. Sweet man. Cuddle this man. Love him.
He’s a hopeless romantic. 
He gets you flowers, but not roses, no, no, this man gets you daisies because they look so much happier. 
Deputy Dewey makes you dinner. There’s no arguing this point. He’ll look all through his kitchen for a recipe book that has the perfect recipe to impress you. 
If you come to the police station to give him something that he forgot, he’ll get all blushy and happy to see you. All the other police officers are like “Damn, Dewey, how’d you snatch them up?”
Do anything romantic for him and he will damn near cry. 
He will respect all of your wishes and will never try to force you to do anything you don’t want to do in the bedroom. 
(Contriversal opinion, but I would trust Dewey with my life. Sweetest man ever. I would date him, but he is also invited to be my supportive uncle who takes me to Pride and takes me to get ice cream when I’m sad. Fun uncle energy 10/10)
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jasontoddiefor · 4 years
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Title: Robin’s Requirements Summary: The name’s Robin,” the kid said with Dick’s smirk and Jason’s accent. Bruce felt ice crawl up his veins. He was going to throw up.Robin number three wasn’t human and Bruce didn’t know how keep going after Jason’s death. They make it work (after a rough start). AN: I decided to put up all the chapters I’ve posted of this story so far in proper order on tumblr since some people prefer reading here. Here’s the AO3 link to the story! I update weekly!
Chapter 1
Summer in Gotham was almost unbearable. The smoke and ashes lingering in the air mixed with the heat radiated from the asphalt to create an atmosphere that made it difficult to breathe or even just move in. In-between the tall skyscrapers and the houses squished into spaces much too small for them, you got the closest you could be to the experience of boiling to death without actually dying.
Winter may freeze your limbs, break away one finger after another, but summer’s heat, similar to the blast of an explosion, burned away your skin.
The summer nights appeared to be the much kinder, softer counterpart to the day time for the poor creatures who had to make their way through dark alleys.
It was a farce.
Gotham wasn’t kind, she hadn’t been in a long time.
The coolness of the darkness lulled you into a false sense of security. You were exhausted already, scared of the shadows too maybe if you weren’t used to them, or if you knew what lingered beyond them, but at least death didn’t await you in the sun’s divine punishment.
A logical but wrong assumption.
Grim hunters stalked the dark, waiting for you to slip up, to make a mistake.
Or at least, they used to be there to sink their teeth into you.
For the longest time Gotham had been protected by three guardians, predators, but nowadays you only ever spotted one of them, and if you did, you were better off to slice your own throat, or so they said.
Nobody had ever attempted to deny that meetings with the Bat could get bloody, especially if you provoked him. Still, they didn’t used to look like a war zone, entrails spread over the grey asphalt as empty eyes judged you for all the horrors you committed. The Bat used to be kinder, more forgiving, more understanding.
He wasn’t anymore. He had broken like Gotham had so many decades ago.
He still protected the weak, the needy, the helpless, but he no longer fought for the damned.
Instead of being their ferryman, he brought them directly to hell. It wasn’t death, not yet, but by the time he was done, you would wish for it.
People wondered what had changed right up until the Joker nearly choked on his acid laughter in the Bat’s arms, laughing about little songbirds cut up so badly you couldn’t tell the red of their feather coat from their blood.
It made sense then that the Bat would start to lose control. Everybody knew that the little Robin was off-limits. You try to could hurt and maim him, or break him for sure, these were the rules of the streets, and if he wanted to fly through them, he had to acknowledge them, but only ever as long as the Bat was your actual target.
You did not target Robin, Gotham loved him.
(There was a price to be paid for his death.)
X
“Duke, honey, it’s time for bed!”
“I know, Mom! Just five more minutes!”
Duke Thomas considered himself to be a regular ten-year-old. He loved video games, Star Wars, his Mom’s cooking, his Dad’s jokes, and, above everything, Robin Spotting. It was so much fun to stay up late, hoping to catch a glimpse of that colorful uniform or hear the joyful laughter.
Duke had actually seen Robin once too, on his fire escape. The hero had smiled at him and then put his index finger on his lips, indicating for Duke to be silent. Caught up in his excitement, Duke hadn’t even been able to speak to the hero or do anything but stand at his window, jumping up and down. He had watched as Batman caught up with Robin and the duo had flown away, Robin pretty much glued to Batman’s side.
The alley beneath Duke’s window was dark and dirty, but the heroes had been able to light it up.
And now Robin was gone.
Duke couldn’t believe it.
The police hadn’t said anything about Robin’s disappearance. Duke checked the news every day when his parents weren’t watching him too closely, lest they start thinking he wanted to watch those instead of his cartoons, hoping to hear about something interesting that wasn’t economics. However, the papers had plenty to say about Robin. His Mom called them ‘gossip rags Duke was better off not paying too much attention to’, but he had read them regardless.
The papers claimed Robin was dead, said that the Joker had killed him.
Duke was sure they were lying.
Robin was magical, Robin couldn’t die.
(But the Joker rarely appeared to be human either.)
Maybe somebody just had to remind Robin that he was still needed here. Duke sometimes got so caught up in his thoughts, he forgot to do his homework. It was probably something similar for Robin
“Duke, lights out!” His Dad said when he passed by Duke’s room.
“Just one more minute!” Duke pleaded, not even looking up from his desk.
“Alright, alright.” Dad laughed. “But you have to tell me what you’re writing.”
He entered the room and stepped closer to take a look at the sheet of paper Duke had been writing on, but Duke quickly pulled it to his chest to hide his scribbles.
“No! You can’t see it! It will take away the magic.”
You didn’t show your parents the letter for Santa either, or it wouldn’t get to Santa. Of course, the latter wasn’t real, but Robin was. And honestly, there were rules about this kind of magic – his parents should know them.
Dad just raised his hands in defeat, still smiling in amusement.
“Okay, buddy, but tomorrow you have to share with the class.”
Duke frowned, unsure whether that would be enough time for Robin to get his letter.
“Later,” Duke yielded. “Once I know it worked.”
Dad’s smile softened and he patted Duke’s shoulder.
“Only one more minute, then bedtime. You have school tomorrow and I don’t want to get another call about you falling asleep in class.”
Duke huffed, but couldn’t hide his happy smile. “That was only once!”
“Once enough. Sleep well, kid.”
“Night, Dad.”
Dad walked out of Duke’s room, closing the door behind him so that Duke was staring at the Justice League poster pinned to the wood. Batman needed Robin, so Duke would remind the short hero that he had to come home.
He quickly finished his letter, packed it in transparent cover, and hid it away in his Super Secret Special box. It was actually just a shoebox he had painted yellow and orange and decorated with plastic gemstones, but Duke loved it. Then he turned off the light and crawled into his bed. Duke took his alarm clock from the nightstand and set the alarm for a few minutes before midnight. He wasn’t sure whether twelve o’clock really was the right time, but it seemed very important in a lot of movies, so Duke figured if he had to choose, he might as well go with this time. If he succeeded, he’d maybe write to the police as well, tell them how to contact Robin since the Bat-signal only worked for Batman.
Falling asleep when he was so nervous turned out to be a chore. It felt just like the evenings before his birthday when he could hear the blood rushing through his ears and it kept him awake for as long as possible.
Duke managed to sink into sleep sometime after his parents had gone to bed as well. He hadn’t even noticed that he’d drifted off right until his alarm rang again and Duke woke up startled. Tiredly, Duke crawled out of his bed and put on his socks to minimize the sound he made. He picked put the box and began tonight’s journey.
When he opened the door, he winced at the jarring sound. Even if he tried to be as slow as possible, the door refused to stay silent. Duke halted to listen if his parents still slept. His father’s snoring turned out to be a rather practical way of measuring it. Thankfully, his parents also didn’t wake when Duke stole the house keys out of his mother’s purse. With his box in hand, Duke sneaked out of the apartment and headed towards the stairs leading up to the rooftop.
The air inside the staircase was stuffy, receiving no circulation whatsoever. On tiptoes, Duke walked past the doors of his neighbors, being exceptionally careful when he passed the apartment of Ms. Norrington. She was, in the words of his usually calm and kind mother, a mean old witch, except she hadn’t said witch, but another word starting with a ‘b’ that Duke was too frightful to repeat. The old lady and her ugly little dog always watched Duke and his friend with her mean big blue eyes, especially when they were carrying toys. In Ms. Norrington’s opinion, there was nothing more terrible than children playing and having fun. One of these days, she wouldn’t even wait until Duke had made a sound, she’d just snatch his football away as soon as she would spot him. Therefore Duke needed to pass her without alarming her.
One step, another, a third and a fourth and Duke had done it. Victoriously, he rushed up the remaining staircases to the rooftop. If his parents knew that he was up here, they’d ground him for sure. None of the kids in the apartment block were supposed to go upstairs because the fence surrounding the roof hadn’t been fixed in ages and someone could get hurt or, even worse, fall off the roof when playing.
Duke thought it was stupid. He wouldn’t ever be dumb enough to fall off a house. However, that hadn’t stopped the adults from locking the door between Duke and his goal. But for that purpose, Duke had snatched his mother’s keys. His own keyring only had the keys for the front and backdoor, one for his bike and one for his Cousin’s home. His mother, on the other hand, did possess a key for the top door.
The lock was rusty and the key wouldn’t turn properly when Duke tried to open it. Duke bit on his tongue in concentration as he twisted the key multiple times until finally, after what felt like ages, the door clicked and opened.
Duke slowly closed it behind himself again, as to avoid the wind pushing it into the lock again with a loud BAM! Certainly, old Ms. Norrington would wake from that. Duke would just have to hurry and be finished before she managed to get out of bed, put on her pink shoes, ugly old and gray bathrobe and made it to the door.
Gotham was an ugly city according to the news, but Duke had long since learned not to trust them. Sure, the city could be a bit cleaner, but monuments like the shining WE building or the green Robinson park in the distance were signs that Gotham wasn’t as shitty as people claimed. The breeze here up on the rooftop was quite enjoyable too. They should tell their landlord to repair the fence quickly so that Duke could play Batman and Robin with his friends up here. That would be way cooler than going to the playground. Here they would be up on a real rooftop and didn’t have to pretend the monkey bars were the top of the Crystal Palace. Thinking of his two heroes, Duke reminded himself of his mission.
He looked around for the best spot to put his letter and settled on the water tank. A short ladder was leading up to it and so, with his box secured under his arms, Duke began to climb. He slipped nearly once or twice, but always managed to catch himself at the last second.
Once he reached the top, he allowed himself to sit down just to catch a quick breath. He was working on a schedule after all.
Duke set his box down next to him and took off the cover, revealing his letter to Robin and his most prized possession: a Batarang.
He’d found it in the trash a while ago and ever since he had the supreme right to always play Batman if he wanted to. He hadn’t told his parents about it because he knew they’d take it away, even if Duke didn’t take it outside his room usually. Why would he? He didn’t want it to get stolen by others!
Duke reached for the Batarang and then traced its edges with his fingers. It was still sharp, if he wasn’t careful he’d cut himself.
Duke didn’t have a Bat-signal, but he also didn’t want to attract that much attention. He was sure that if he just scratched something in the wooden surface of the water tank, Robin would spot it sooner or later. With the sharp side of the weapon, Duke began to scratch a big R into the wood. He made sure his carvings were deep enough that they’d be seen from above.
Then, with as much might as Duke could measure up, he rammed the Batarang through his letter into the wood so that it wouldn’t just fly away when left unsupervised.
There, his work was done.
Content with himself, Duke allowed himself to observe Gotham for a little while longer, forgetting Ms. Norrington for a moment. He wouldn’t get a sight as neat as this one again in a long while.
Duke climbed down from the water tank and returned inside. He made it past Ms. Norrington’s door and slipped into his apartment and room, his parents still sound asleep and none the wiser of Duke’s little adventure.
Yawning, Duke pulled his blanket over his head. It was sad that he had to give up his Batarang, but maybe he’d get a new one once Robin returned. And Duke didn’t mind playing other heroes.
After all, now it was really just a question of time.
X
Beneath him, the city was wide awake, even during such late hours. He should probably return to the Cave for tonight, he didn’t have any supplies besides the one lone Batarang. While he was sure that his wit alone would suffice to support Batman, a utility belt filled with all kinds of tricky equipment would be immense support, never mind much more fun.
He was already on the move, heading home for the first time, when Gotham started screaming for help. Her shouts spoke of fear, of a terrified mother scared for her children’s safety.
Somebody was threatening her - who?
Batman wouldn’t approve of it, he was sure, but generally speaking, it wasn’t his job to listen to Batman. He was there to support the Bat and, more importantly, keep Gotham safe. He couldn’t do that from the Cave.
With a wild grin, he jumped from the rooftop, executing a perfect landing on the balcony of the next house. Quickly he moved forward, making his way through the cold September air to come to Gotham’s aid.
He was Robin.
He had been born for this.
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Kota Chapter 2: Three Weeks Later
Chapter 1 | ToC | Chapter 3
I thought I posted this already, but I couldn’t find it so here it is again 
Three weeks later, and Lacy was about halfway done unpacking.
She had finally gotten around to the box with all her photographs in it, and had pinned them up on the wall across from the window. She had new photos there too - Mylene and Ivan sharing ice cream, Alix winning a skating race, Marinette hard at work on her designs - and her small wall was already covered.
Of course, half of them fell down in the middle of the night, scaring Lacy's heart out of her chest and keeping her from falling back asleep for another two hours.
She was tired the next morning, and late.
"Stayed up late working on the chemistry assignment?" Alix asked.
With Alya back and Mylene sitting with Ivan, Lacy had claimed the seat next to Alix. It was a horrible idea - neither girl could focus, and the unfocused-ness doubled around each other - but somehow they, and Miss Bustier, had survived the arrangement.
"No, my photos fell down and scared me last - wait, what chemistry assignment?"
"The one due tomorrow," Alix replied. "Don't tell me you forgot about it again."
"Ugh. I completely spaced on it," Lacy confirmed. She swore heavily in Greek. "That means I'll have to spend all night tonight working on it."
"And miss our movie night at Marinette's?" Alix questioned. "Can't you finish it at lunch?"
"Maybe? If I try really hard."
Having given their compliments of the morning, Max sat down behind the girls and Sabrina in front. Bustier called the next to names from the basket, and Alix and Mylene stood up.
Lacy sighed and twirled her pencil between her fingers. She had so been looking forward to the movies tonight, but her grade in chemistry was already horrible and her chemistry teacher scared her too much to risk letting it drop. Besides, she wanted to do well in school this year.
The door flew open, and Marinette stumbled in. With a flustered look at Bustier, she took a seat next to Alya, and the girls whispered with each other.
"On the bright side, at least I'm not the last one here," Lacy muttered.
"It's not a surprise," Max contributed. "Both you and Marinette have shown signs of sleep issues."
"I don't have sleep issues," Lacy argued. "Something on my wall fell down and gave me a heart attack."
In the seat in front of Lacy, Chloe scoffed. "Lacy, if you want my opinion-"
"I don't."
"You startle too easily."
"I do not," Lacy argued.
"For once, Chloe has a point," Max stated.
"Of course I - what do you mean, 'for once'?"
Alix and Mylene sat down, and Bustier called for Alya and Lila.
"You did screech pretty loudly when Adrien snuck up on you the other day," Kim added.
"That's not fair," Alix commented. "Adrien startles everyone."
"You should have heard Dupain-Cheng the other day," Chloe added. "I thought someone had been murdered."
"Speaking of the sunshine child," Alix commented. "Look who's even later today."
Adrien had suddenly appeared at his desk, telling Bustier that he was sorry he was late, his father didn't want him going to school with an akuma out.
"There was an akuma?" Lacy asked.
"I didn't hear of one," Alix replied.
"I did," Kim said. "Countryside. He was tired of all the traffic noise so he made the cars disappear."
"I was caught in it," Chloe said. "It was terrible! I thought it was going to ruin my hair!"
"Is there a reason you're in this conversation?" Alix questioned.
Chloe huffed. "I'm just trying to be nice."
"Right," Alix replied.
"Lacy and Chloe," Bustier called.
Lacy obedient stood up and walked to the front. Chloe stood next to her.
Lacy looked over the girl, thinking of something to say. "You like nice for someone who just disappeared."
"Of course I do," Chloe replied. She hesitated for a moment. "I guess your hair looks nice today too."
That was a lie, since Chloe never thought anyone's hair looked nice except her own, and Lacy's was still in the braid she had worn to bed the night before, but Lacy didn't mind. It was way too early in the morning to be picky about things like that.
Lacy slid back in her seat next to Alix.
"And finally, Marinette and Adrien," Bustier called.
"Poor girl," Alix commented. "She's going to melt the second he compliments her."
Adrien gave Marinette his blinding model smile, and she visibly wilted.
"I really love the new Jagged Stone poster you made!" Adrien said.
"She made another one?" Chloe asked. "You'd think Jagged Stone could afford a real artist."
"Makes it that much cooler that he chose Marinette, don't you think?" Alya challenged from across the room.
Marinette cheeks burned red as she stuttered her thanks. She fell quiet for a moment.
"Marinette?" Bustier prompted.
"What? Sorry. I - umm - I really like you - I mean, your, um, hair today! I mean. It's always nice! But it's extra nice today!"
Lacy winced in sympathy, and Alix rolled her eyes.
"Alright class," Bustier said. "Let's get started. Marinette, can you collect last night's homework?"
The first couple classes went by as usual, and then came chemistry.
Lila had some sob story about hurting her wrist that kept her out of the lab, so Nathaniel ended up partnered with Alix and Lacy. It took a total of three seconds for him to become overwhelmed by the two unfocused girls.
"Miss Hatzi," Miss Mendeleev said as she passed by their table. She snatched a beaker from Lacy. "That's not even remotely safe."
"Sorry," Lacy squeaked, intimidated as usual by the teacher.
Mendeleev sighed. "The three of you will be getting an extra homework assignment on lab safety. For now, please be more careful." She placed the beaker back on the table and moved on to helping Sabrina with something.
Lacy released a breath. "Sorry. My last school wasn't big on safety."
Well, that wasn't totally true. Bad safety practices was something Lacy picked up at Camp Half-blood, where nectar and ambrosia fixed most injuries and anything could be repaired by Valdez. Piper had tried to encourage safety practices in her cabin, but it never reached far.
"Don't worry," Alix said. "Mendeleev may be mean, but she catches everything before it happens."
"I appreciate your faith, Ms Kubdel, but I won't always be around to 'catch everything," Mendeleev said.
"She also hears everything," Alix added.
Lacy smiled, and did her best to be more aware as they continued the experiment.
About ten minutes before the period was over, everyone's phones beeped with an akuma alert.
"It's just outside the school," Alya reported. "We're in the evacuation zone."
"Confirmed," Max said. "We should find somewhere away from the streets to hide."
"Good idea," Mendeleev said. "Turn off your burners, put your chemicals back in their akuma-proof containers, and get to the library."
While Alix and Nathaniel replaced the chemicals, Lacy flicked the switch off on their burner. The rest of the class did the same - a process which took less than five seconds.
They were too slow.
Something shrieked. The outside wall began to crumble. Lacy felt herself push Alix and Nathaniel away from the wall.
Lacy slid shoulder-first into the corner of Chloe's desk, and car crashed into right where they had been a second ago.
Lacy's heart rammed in her chest as she stared at the car. It looked like on back in New York, the one where if Mitchell hadn't pulled her out of the way -
Lacy could still hear Amelia's scream, could still see the blood from the two asleep mortals - the two dead mortals - stuck in the front of the car, could feel the roar of the monster who had thrown it, could -
"Lace? Can you take a deep breath?"
Lacy forced her eyes shut. She wasn't there, she wasn't there, she was in Paris, and the car hadn't hit anyone, and she wasn't still in New York with monsters and dead sisters and -
Lacy forced herself to inhale.
"There we go. Inhale, hold, exhale. Inhale, hold, exhale."
Lacy obeyed. In, hold, out. In, hold, out.
"Open your eyes," Alix said.
Lacy opened her eyes. Alix was kneeling next to her, concern in her eyes. Nathaniel was heaving as Ivan and Nino helped him with his leg, which was stuck under the car. Mendeleev and Mylene were on Lacy's other side.
"Okay, five things you can see," Alix said.
"You," Lacy breathed out. "Um, the ceiling. Miss Mendeleev, Mylene, and Nino."
"Good. Four things you can hear?"
Lacy nodded. She was familiar with the technique, now that she could think.
"I can hear Nathaniel talking, um, is that Chat Noir yelping in the distance? Police sirens, and a helicopter?"
"Three things you can touch?"
"The ground," Lacy said. "I can feel the ground, I can feel - ow, my shoulder." The burning sensation has started, or she could finally feel it again, and she was suddenly aware of how close she was to the leg of a desk. She tried to push herself up, but it made the pain worse. "What happened?"
"You collided with a desk," Alix replied. "It was actually pretty cool. You basically tackled us out of the way of the car."
"Almost out of the way," Nathaniel complained.
"Don't worry dude," Nino said. "You'll be out of here in no time. Chat Noir and Ladybug are already at the scene."
"Feeling better, Lace?" Alix asked.
Lacy nodded. "Yeah, a little."
"Good," Alix said. She sat down next to Lacy and crossed her legs. "Anyways, did I tell about my new art project?"
By the end of the school day, the tightness in Lacy's chest had finally gone away, but she still felt drained from the akuma attack.
It was way too easily for Alix to sway her to go with to the movies with the girls instead of doing homework. Since the movie started later, the girls (minus Lila, who was busy with a "charity event", and Chloe and Sabrina, of course) all met up in Marinette's place after school.
While Marinette, Alya, Rose, and Mylene talked romance up in Marinette's room, Alix, Lacy, and Juleka took advantage of the large number of sweets in her kitchen.
"I wish my dad baked like this," Alix said, munching on a macaroon Marinette's dad had given them.
"If he's willing to learn, I could always teach him," Mr. Dupain offered.
Alix shook her head. "Maybe someday, but right now he's busy with that new baroque exhibit the louvre is putting in."
"Hey girls," Alya called, stepping down the stairs. "Marinette said she had some new creations for you."
"Ugh, great," Alix said. "More clothes."
"Oh shush," Lacy replied. "We all love Marinette's designs and so do you."
The three girls followed Alya back up to Marinette's room, where a pile of clothes covered her chaise.
Marinette was helping Mylene into a new sundress, but she smiled at the girls as they entered.
Alix sat down on her desk, pushing papers out of her way as she did so. "So what'd you have for us?"
"Just give me a minute." Marinette finished fixing Mylene's sundress and walked to her chaise. She pulled out a skating helmet, with a jagged green and pink design.
"Cool," Alix said. Marinette handed her the helmet, and she tried it on.
Alix gave Marinette a bright smile. "This fits so much better too! I'll wear it for my competition next week for sure!"
"I'm so glad you like it," Marinette said. "I had the idea while watching you race with Kim the other week."
"You mean watching me beat Kim in a race," Alix corrected.
The girls all chuckled.
"Oh did you hear about Lila winning that competition in Venice?" Alya asked.
And Marinette's face dropped instantly.
"The one with the big clean water charity?" Rose asked. "Designing those awareness posters?"
Lacy rolled her eyes immediately, and then regretted it when Alya raised an eyebrow at her.
"I just," Lacy started. "Making paper posters for environmental awareness doesn't make any sense." And she definitely had heard enough about that. Environmentalist came by the handful at Camp Half-blood.
"Weren't you listening girl?" Alya asked.
"Um, no actually?" Lacy replied. "I was distracted from the akuma attack earlier."
"Oh, right," Alya continued. "Rose brought up similar concerns too. But Lila said that she managed to convince the manager of the contest that it should all be paper-free! The posters were for online uses only."
"Of course she did," Marinette muttered.
"Girl, you're impossible," Alya replied.
"If it's online, did she show it to you?" Marinette challenged.
"She said she would," Alya replied. "She just didn't have the file with her."
"But wouldn't she be able to look it up?" Marinette questioned.
"Marinette, please, there's no needed be jealous," Alya replied. She leaned in closer to Marinette. "Adrien wasn't listening either."
Marinette rolled her eyes.
"Who cares?" Alix asked. "Marinette and Nathaniel have both done cooler things with their art. Anyways, if we want to make the metro, we should be heading out now."
The girls all nodded and began gathering their items. Alya and Mylene continued talking about Lila's achievements, and Rose and Juleka talked about how excited they were about the movie. Alix gave Marinette another thank you for the helmet before walking up next to Lacy.
"Did I ever tell you about the time Juleka-"
Lacy kept her eyes on Marinette as she cleaned up her chaise. Something was definitely wrong, but she barely knew the girl. How could she help?
She almost kept going, but something stopped her. Maybe all Marinette needed was someone staying behind, even if she wasn't close with Lacy yet. After all, what was wrong with trying?
"Why don't you go on?" Lacy asked. "I'll meet you down there."
"If you say so," Alix said.
She followed the rest of the girls down, and Lacy turned to Marinette.
"You alright?" Lacy asked, sitting on the armrest of the chaise.
Marinette gave Lacy a fake smile. "I should be asking you that. Sounds like the akuma really scared you."
"Yeah, I - Alix was able to talk me through it. I guess those akuma survival classes have been making a change." Lacy frowned. "You just avoided the question, didn't you?"
"I'm fine, really," Marinette lied.
"If you don't want to talk about it, I won't push it," Lacy said. "But I can tell something's bothering you."
Marinette sighed and sat on the chaise. Lacy moved so she was sitting next to her.
"It's Lila," Marinette said. "I know you probably think she's some great person."
Lacy shook her head. "Lila? No. She lies like she breathes."
Marinette looked up at her. "You know?" There was an accusation hidden in her eyes, and Lacy had to look away.
"I'm, uh, really good at reading facial expressions," Lacy admitted.
"Then why haven't you said anything?" Marinette questioned.
"Because..." Lacy sighed and looked down at her hands. "Well, she scares me. Back at my old school in Brooklyn, there was this girl a lot like her, who used to bully me, and I don't know I guess since Lila reminds me so much of her I just... get scared. I don't want to have to deal with that again."
Marinette's facial expressions softened. "I know bullies like Lila can be scary. I have my own history with them, even before Lila showed up. People always tell you that you're the bigger person, that people like that shouldn't bother you, but-"
Lacy nodded, remembering something her father once told her. "You can't just flip a switch on what's bothering you and what's not."
"Exactly," Marinette said. "She hasn't done much to ostracize me yet, but just hearing all her lies, and seeing her use everyone, just-" Marinette groaned and stood up. "I can't just sit back."
"Well then, you're a lot braver than me," Lacy replied.
Marinette smiled at her. "Don't sell yourself short. You never know how brave you can be if you don't give yourself a chance."
"You'd make a great inspirational speaker, you know," Lacy commented. "Marinette, just so you know - I may not be vocal in class or around others but, if you need support, just let me know. I've been told I'm a good listener."
"Thanks Lacy," Marinette replied. "I might just have to take you up on that."
The trapdoor opened, and Alix's head popped up. "Are you two coming? We're going to be late!"
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Kota Chapter 2
CW: I don't know what might affect someone, so I'm putting this warning here that there's a PTSD flashback/panic attack in this chapter, and mentions of death/blood.
Chapter 2: Three Weeks Later
Three weeks later, and Lacy was about halfway done unpacking.
She had finally gotten around to the box with all her photographs in it, and had pinned them up on the wall across from the window. She had new photos there too - Mylene and Ivan sharing ice cream, Alix winning a skating race, Marinette hard at work on her designs - and her small wall was already covered.
Of course, half of them fell down in the middle of the night, scaring Lacy's heart out of her chest and keeping her from falling back asleep for another two hours.
She was tired the next morning, and late.
"Stayed up late working on the chemistry assignment?" Alix asked.
With Alya back and Mylene sitting with Ivan, Lacy had claimed the seat next to Alix. It was a horrible idea - neither girl could focus, and the unfocused-ness doubled around each other - but somehow they, and Miss Bustier, had survived the arrangement.
"No, my photos fell down and scared me last - wait, what chemistry assignment?"
"The one due tomorrow," Alix replied. "Don't tell me you forgot about it again."
"Ugh. I completely spaced on it," Lacy confirmed. She swore heavily in Greek. "That means I'll have to spend all night tonight working on it."
"And miss our movie night at Marinette's?" Alix questioned. "Can't you finish it at lunch?"
"Maybe? If I try really hard."
Having given their compliments of the morning, Max sat down behind the girls and Sabrina in front. Bustier called the next to names from the basket, and Alix and Mylene stood up.
Lacy sighed and twirled her pencil between her fingers. She had so been looking forward to the movies tonight, but her grade in chemistry was already horrible and her chemistry teacher scared her too much to risk letting it drop. Besides, she wanted to do well in school this year.
The door flew open, and Marinette stumbled in. With a flustered look at Bustier, she took a seat next to Alya, and the girls whispered with each other.
"On the bright side, at least I'm not the last one here," Lacy muttered.
"It's not a surprise," Max contributed. "Both you and Marinette have shown signs of sleep issues."
"I don't have sleep issues," Lacy argued. "Something on my wall fell down and gave me a heart attack."
In the seat in front of Lacy, Chloe scoffed. "Lacy, if you want my opinion-"
"I don't."
"You startle too easily."
"I do not," Lacy argued.
"For once, Chloe has a point," Max stated.
"Of course I - what do you mean, 'for once'?"
Alix and Mylene sat down, and Bustier called for Alya and Lila.
"You did screech pretty loudly when Adrien snuck up on you the other day," Kim added.
"That's not fair," Alix commented. "Adrien startles everyone."
"You should have heard Dupain-Cheng the other day," Chloe added. "I thought someone had been murdered."
"Speaking of the sunshine child," Alix commented. "Look who's even later today."
Adrien had suddenly appeared at his desk, telling Bustier that he was sorry he was late, his father didn't want him going to school with an akuma out.
"There was an akuma?" Lacy asked.
"I didn't hear of one," Alix replied.
"I did," Kim said. "Countryside. He was tired of all the traffic noise so he made the cars disappear."
"I was caught in it," Chloe said. "It was terrible! I thought it was going to ruin my hair!"
"Is there a reason you're in this conversation?" Alix questioned.
Chloe huffed. "I'm just trying to be nice."
"Right," Alix replied.
"Lacy and Chloe," Bustier called.
Lacy obedient stood up and walked to the front. Chloe stood next to her.
Lacy looked over the girl, thinking of something to say. "You like nice for someone who just disappeared."
"Of course I do," Chloe replied. She hesitated for a moment. "I guess your hair looks nice today too."
That was a lie, since Chloe never thought anyone's hair looked nice except her own, and Lacy's was still in the braid she had worn to bed the night before, but Lacy didn't mind. It was way too early in the morning to be picky about things like that.
Lacy slid back in her seat next to Alix.
"And finally, Marinette and Adrien," Bustier called.
"Poor girl," Alix commented. "She's going to melt the second he compliments her."
Adrien gave Marinette his blinding model smile, and she visibly wilted.
"I really love the new Jagged Stone poster you made!" Adrien said.
"She made another one?" Chloe asked. "You'd think Jagged Stone could afford a real artist."
"Makes it that much cooler that he chose Marinette, don't you think?" Alya challenged from across the room.
Marinette cheeks burned red as she stuttered her thanks. She fell quiet for a moment.
"Marinette?" Bustier prompted.
"What? Sorry. I - umm - I really like you - I mean, your, um, hair today! I mean. It's always nice! But it's extra nice today!"
Lacy winced in sympathy, and Alix rolled her eyes.
"Alright class," Bustier said. "Let's get started. Marinette, can you collect last night's homework?"
..
The first couple classes went by as usual, and then came chemistry.
Lila had some sob story about hurting her wrist that kept her out of the lab, so Nathaniel ended up partnered with Alix and Lacy. It took a total of three seconds for him to become overwhelmed by the two unfocused girls.
"Miss Hatzi," Miss Mendeleev said as she passed by their table. She snatched a beaker from Lacy. "That's not even remotely safe."
"Sorry," Lacy squeaked, intimidated as usual by the teacher.
Mendeleev sighed. "The three of you will be getting an extra homework assignment on lab safety. For now, please be more careful." She placed the beaker back on the table and moved on to helping Sabrina with something.
Lacy released a breath. "Sorry. My last school wasn't big on safety."
Well, that wasn't totally true. Bad safety practices was something Lacy picked up at Camp Half-blood, where nectar and ambrosia fixed most injuries and anything could be repaired by Valdez. Piper had tried to encourage safety practices in her cabin, but it never reached far.
"Don't worry," Alix said. "Mendeleev may be mean, but she catches everything before it happens."
"I appreciate your faith, Ms Kubdel, but I won't always be around to 'catch everything," Mendeleev said.
"She also hears everything," Alix added.
Lacy smiled, and did her best to be more aware as they continued the experiment.
About ten minutes before the period was over, everyone's phones beeped with an akuma alert.
"It's just outside the school," Alya reported. "We're in the evacuation zone."
"Confirmed," Max said. "We should find somewhere away from the streets to hide."
"Good idea," Mendeleev said. "Turn off your burners, put your chemicals back in their akuma-proof containers, and get to the library."
While Alix and Nathaniel replaced the chemicals, Lacy flicked the switch off on their burner. The rest of the class did the same - a process which took less than five seconds.
They were too slow.
Something shrieked. The outside wall began to crumble. Lacy felt herself push Alix and Nathaniel away from the wall.
Lacy slid shoulder-first into the corner of Chloe's desk, and car crashed into right where they had been a second ago.
Lacy's heart rammed in her chest as she stared at the car. It looked like on back in New York, the one where if Mitchell hadn't pulled her out of the way -
Lacy could still hear Amelia's scream, could still see the blood from the two asleep mortals - the two dead mortals - stuck in the front of the car, could feel the roar of the monster who had thrown it, could -
"Lace? Can you take a deep breath?"
Lacy forced her eyes shut. She wasn't there, she wasn't there, she was in Paris, and the car hadn't hit anyone, and she wasn't still in New York with monsters and dead sisters and -
Lacy forced herself to inhale.
"There we go. Inhale, hold, exhale. Inhale, hold, exhale."
Lacy obeyed. In, hold, out. In, hold, out.
"Open your eyes," Alix said.
Lacy opened her eyes. Alix was kneeling next to her, concern in her eyes. Nathaniel was heaving as Ivan and Nino helped him with his leg, which was stuck under the car. Mendeleev and Mylene were on Lacy's other side.
"Okay, five things you can see," Alix said.
"You," Lacy breathed out. "Um, the ceiling. Miss Mendeleev, Mylene, and Nino."
"Good. Four things you can hear?"
Lacy nodded. She was familiar with the technique, now that she could think.
"I can hear Nathaniel talking, um, is that Chat Noir yelping in the distance? Police sirens, and a helicopter?"
"Three things you can touch?"
"The ground," Lacy said. "I can feel the ground, I can feel - ow, my shoulder." The burning sensation has started, or she could finally feel it again, and she was suddenly aware of how close she was to the leg of a desk. She tried to push herself up, but it made the pain worse. "What happened?"
"You collided with a desk," Alix replied. "It was actually pretty cool. You basically tackled us out of the way of the car."
"Almost out of the way," Nathaniel complained.
"Don't worry dude," Nino said. "You'll be out of here in no time. Chat Noir and Ladybug are already at the scene."
"Feeling better, Lace?" Alix asked.
Lacy nodded. "Yeah, a little."
"Good," Alix said. She sat down next to Lacy and crossed her legs. "Anyways, did I tell about my new art project?"
...
By the end of the school day, the tightness in Lacy's chest had finally gone away, but she still felt drained from the akuma attack.
It was way too easily for Alix to sway her to go with to the movies with the girls instead of doing homework. Since the movie started later, the girls (minus Lila, who was busy with a "charity event", and Chloe and Sabrina, of course) all met up in Marinette's place after school.
While Marinette, Alya, Rose, and Mylene talked romance up in Marinette's room, Alix, Lacy, and Juleka took advantage of the large number of sweets in her kitchen.
"I wish my dad baked like this," Alix said, munching on a macaroon Marinette's dad had given them.
"If he's willing to learn, I could always teach him," Mr. Dupain offered.
Alix shook her head. "Maybe someday, but right now he's busy with that new baroque exhibit the louvre is putting in."
"Hey girls," Alya called, stepping down the stairs. "Marinette said she had some new creations for you."
"Ugh, great," Alix said. "More clothes."
"Oh shush," Lacy replied. "We all love Marinette's designs and so do you."
The three girls followed Alya back up to Marinette's room, where a pile of clothes covered her chaise.
Marinette was helping Mylene into a new sundress, but she smiled at the girls as they entered.
Alix sat down on her desk, pushing papers out of her way as she did so. "So what'd you have for us?"
"Just give me a minute." Marinette finished fixing Mylene's sundress and walked to her chaise. She pulled out a skating helmet, with a jagged green and pink design.
"Cool," Alix said. Marinette handed her the helmet, and she tried it on.
Alix gave Marinette a bright smile. "This fits so much better too! I'll wear it for my competition next week for sure!"
"I'm so glad you like it," Marinette said. "I had the idea while watching you race with Kim the other week."
"You mean watching me beat Kim in a race," Alix corrected.
The girls all chuckled.
"Oh did you hear about Lila winning that competition in Venice?" Alya asked.
And Marinette's face dropped instantly.
"The one with the big clean water charity?" Rose asked. "Designing those awareness posters?"
Lacy rolled her eyes immediately, and then regretted it when Alya raised an eyebrow at her.
"I just," Lacy started. "Making paper posters for environmental awareness doesn't make any sense." And she definitely had heard enough about that. Environmentalist came by the handful at Camp Half-blood.
"Weren't you listening girl?" Alya asked.
"Um, no actually?" Lacy replied. "I was distracted from the akuma attack earlier."
"Oh, right," Alya continued. "Rose brought up similar concerns too. But Lila said that she managed to convince the manager of the contest that it should all be paper-free! The posters were for online uses only."
"Of course she did," Marinette muttered.
"Girl, you're impossible," Alya replied.
"If it's online, did she show it to you?" Marinette challenged.
"She said she would," Alya replied. "She just didn't have the file with her."
"But wouldn't she be able to look it up?" Marinette questioned.
"Marinette, please, there's no needed be jealous," Alya replied. She leaned in closer to Marinette. "Adrien wasn't listening either."
Marinette rolled her eyes.
"Who cares?" Alix asked. "Marinette and Nathaniel have both done cooler things with their art. Anyways, if we want to make the metro, we should be heading out now."
The girls all nodded and began gathering their items. Alya and Mylene continued talking about Lila's achievements, and Rose and Juleka talked about how excited they were about the movie. Alix gave Marinette another thank you for the helmet before walking up next to Lacy.
"Did I ever tell you about the time Juleka-"
Lacy kept her eyes on Marinette as she cleaned up her chaise. Something was definitely wrong, but she barely knew the girl. How could she help?
She almost kept going, but something stopped her. Maybe all Marinette needed was someone staying behind, even if she wasn't close with Lacy yet. After all, what was wrong with trying?
"Why don't you go on?" Lacy asked. "I'll meet you down there."
"If you say so," Alix said.
She followed the rest of the girls down, and Lacy turned to Marinette.
"You alright?" Lacy asked, sitting on the armrest of the chaise.
Marinette gave Lacy a fake smile. "I should be asking you that. Sounds like the akuma really scared you."
"Yeah, I - Alix was able to talk me through it. I guess those akuma survival classes have been making a change." Lacy frowned. "You just avoided the question, didn't you?"
"I'm fine, really," Marinette lied.
"If you don't want to talk about it, I won't push it," Lacy said. "But I can tell something's bothering you."
Marinette sighed and sat on the chaise. Lacy moved so she was sitting next to her.
"It's Lila," Marinette said. "I know you probably think she's some great person."
Lacy shook her head. "Lila? No. She lies like she breathes."
Marinette looked up at her. "You know?" There was an accusation hidden in her eyes, and Lacy had to look away.
"I'm, uh, really good at reading facial expressions," Lacy admitted.
"Then why haven't you said anything?" Marinette questioned.
"Because..." Lacy sighed and looked down at her hands. "Well, she scares me. Back at my old school in Brooklyn, there was this girl a lot like her, who used to bully me, and I don't know I guess since Lila reminds me so much of her I just... get scared. I don't want to have to deal with that again."
Marinette's facial expressions softened. "I know bullies like Lila can be scary. I have my own history with them, even before Lila showed up. People always tell you that you're the bigger person, that people like that shouldn't bother you, but-"
Lacy nodded, remembering something her father once told her. "You can't just flip a switch on what's bothering you and what's not."
"Exactly," Marinette said. "She hasn't done much to ostracize me yet, but just hearing all her lies, and seeing her use everyone, just-" Marinette groaned and stood up. "I can't just sit back."
"Well then, you're a lot braver than me," Lacy replied.
Marinette smiled at her. "Don't sell yourself short. You never know how brave you can be if you don't give yourself a chance."
"You'd make a great inspirational speaker, you know," Lacy commented. "Marinette, just so you know - I may not be vocal in class or around others but, if you need support, just let me know. I've been told I'm a good listener."
"Thanks Lacy," Marinette replied. "I might just have to take you up on that."
The trapdoor opened, and Alix's head popped up. "Are you two coming? We're going to be late!"
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season one. fall of ‘83, start of sophomore year, age sixteen.
chapter one.
caroline is waiting by the door when dustin returns from d&d. she shakes her head and teases, "you trying to give mom a heartache?" he tells her game ran long, and to help him sneak in. "yeah, yeah come on dustpan man."
caroline rolls her eyes at the sight of steve and nancy sneaking into the bathroom. she can't believe nancy would even go there with him ; he is a grade a dick. she heads to class.
caroline is devastated to hear will is missing. she knows how good of friends he is with dustin. she tries to comfort him, but she knows it's not working. she doesn't know he snuck out to meet the others to search for will.
chapter two.
caroline over hears steve and his stooges being disrespectful about jonathan's feelings about will as he hangs posters. she walks through the group purposely bumping into steve and tommy. "pigs," she mutters loud enough for them to hear. she walks up to jonathan and gives him a hug. "i am joining them after school to search for him," she squeezes his shoulder. "let me know if you need anything." she tries to seem civil when nancy approaches; she knows jonathan has always had a crush on her.
she spends the evening with the search party, but returns to her house for dinner. she learns dustin is at the wheelers' for the evening.
chapter three.
caroline notices barbara isn't at school the next day while everyone is spreading rumors regarding nancy and steve hooking up.
caroline sees the tail end of the confrontation between steve and his stooges and jonathan. she's leaving the school when she sees steve drop his camera on the ground. running over to where they were, she gets in a handful of comments before they are too far away. "you trolls are complete garbage!" leaning down she helps him pick up his stuff, but jonathan snatches everything from her and gets in his car.
chapter four.
news of will's body being found spread quickly in the small town. her heart sinks at the loss of not only a good kid, but also a close family friend. she worries about dustin and the rest of their friends.
when she can’t find dustin at after the assembly, she finds their mr. clark their science teacher who tells them that him and the boys and mike’s cousin are in the av room on the ham radio. she goes to them to find some girl she’s never met. at first they try to throw her out, but dustin vouches for her and they fill her in on what they’ve been up to and who this el girl is. she doesn’t know what to think, but she hangs out there and hears will’s voice. she can’t believe it.
chapter five.
she goes back to the wheeler’s house with the other kids to try and figure out what happened. caroline still doesn’t know what to think about everything, but the kids start going on about the vale of shadows from their d&d book. “come on guys this sounds crazy,” she exclaims, but they brush her off and ask el if she can go into the upside down; she doesn’t know how.
the next is will byers funeral. she feels strange attending a funeral where she believes the boy is still alive ; in the upside down. she feels crazy just thinking about it like that. she sees that nancy and jonanthan are sitting away from the rest of the people after the funeral. she walks over to them to hear them talking about some thing. “this thing you guys are whispering about . . . could it have taken will?” they pause for a moment contemplating telling her what they were talking about, but they make up some excuse and go off alone.
caroline returns to the wheeler’s house to meet up with the boys. where dustin discovers the compasses are pointing the wrong way and after their discussion with mr. clark they believe the compasses will lead them to the gate; to will.
caroline tells them they aren’t going alone and tags along on their mission to find the gate. she feels like she must be going crazy, but hearing will’s voice on the ham radio and seeing what el can do has got her believing all of this could truly be happening. when they end up looped around, she tries to defuse the arguing, but she can’t stop lucas and mike from fighting, el from throwing him back, or el from running off.
chapter six.
after the boys got in a fight the day before, and el went missing, she spends most of her day at home with her mother; helping around the house and running errands. while she is out, she witnesses the fight between steve and jonathan after they wrote those things about nancy all over the movie theater. she always thought he was a jerk, but even this was below him.
chapter seven.
later that day she is sent out to go get dustin from the wheelers. as she is riding her old bike over that way, she sees the boys fly pass her with vans following quickly behind. she turns around and begins speeding after them down elm when she witnesses el flipping the van behind them. she quickly rides up beside them, “what the hell is going on?!” no one explains until they make it to the old junkyard. 
as they are talking about what lucas discovered at hawkins lab, they hear a helicopter approaching. they quickly hide their bikes and move for cover in an old bus. “come on, hurry up!” she pushes the door closed and sinks to the floor. “get down!”
as they are hiding out on the bus, they hear nancy coming over their walkies. the boys argue over whether or not to answer, but caroline encourages them that they should trust hopper. mike finally responds telling them their location. 
“dustin, stop,” she complains. “can you three stop fighting for five minutes!” caroline was about to lecture them when they hear the cars approaching. they were found by the hawkin’s lab, but thankfully hopper shows up in time to get them out of there safely. they all return to the byers house. 
the boys explain about the gate to the rest of the group. after watching everything el has done recently, she begins to worry about how much using her powers is exhausting her. “yeah, she just needs a few minutes. she is just a little girl.” when she comes back out and says she can do it in the bath, they begin working towards getting all the supplies they need to make the sensory deprivation tank for el at the school. 
chapter eight.
when nancy and jonathan try to sneak off, caroline catches them and insist she goes with them. “the kids will be alright. they’ll stay put for now,” she retorts. they finally agree and she helps set up the byers house for the monster to find them. 
caroline comes back into the living room to see blood everywhere. they explain that it’s attracted to it and they are trying to lure it in. she simply nods her head, and steps back into the kitchen to give them some privacy; it’s clear they like each other now. suddenly,  there is a knock at the door and it is steve harrington. they try to get him to leave, but it’s too late as the monster appears in the living room. they run back into the bedroom to wait for it, but it disappears --- again. 
as they make their way slowly through the house, the monster is no where to be seen. “steve, shut up,” she hollers before nancy kicks him out. it comes back and attacks them again; steve shows up out of no where with the nailed bat and forces it back into the trap they set.  after the fire is extinguished, it is gone.
the following days after everything, the energy is weird. people are suffering their losses and recovering from the craziness. caroline goes to pick up dustin from d&d night and sees jonathan and will leaving. she smiles and waves as she calls for dustin. as they head out, she wishes everyone a merry christmas. 
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can someone write a hs!klaroline tatbilb au maybe? I would love for you to write it! I love your work, you’re such a good romance writer
Wow, I’m SO sorry I took SO long nonnie….this is kinda a bigdeal given the awesome movie “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before” i’ve watched way too many times to count, but nopressure right? Thank you for such a lovely compliment too. I hope you like it.
Signed,Sealed, Delivered
“I’m Yours…”
“So, do you do this often, Forbes?” He asked curiously, hisexpression incredulous with a hint of smirk and a side of unwanteddimples. 
If only Klaus Mikaelson could be ordered like a cheeseburger,life would be so much easier. Pickles were not unwanted but dimples mostcertainly were in this situation. They were underneath the bleachers post-game,a place she’d never imagined herself ever, but especially with him.
She made a mental note not to do deals with the devil in futureand agree to meet in such precarious places. He was the lacrosse captain withmultiple conquests and Caroline was the student body president and debate teamcaptain who spent her time arguing rather than familiarising herself with theopposite sex. 
After all they only got in the way.
The annoyingly, unapologetic and gorgeous blonde towering overher now, case in point. 
He smelled like a mixture of soap, mint and fresh dirt from thefield but for some reason it was an irresistible combination. She shook herhead, determined to rid herself of the unwanted shivers and pushed onpretending to care she didn’t actually care.
It made sense, at least in her head. 
“What? Converse with Neanderthals devoid of any intelligence wholure me to the bleachers? I know you usually frequent this place but I have areputation to uphold, Mikaelson.” She couldn’t miss the way his expressionchanged, wincing slightly, something she wasn’t expecting at all. 
Was the King of High School, Klaus Mikaelson, actually selfconscious? She’d seen a flash of it years ago but thought it had been well andtruly destroyed by the usual, high school, social hierarchy.
But it didn’t last long, his crimson lips curving into a slysmile as he stepped closer.
“And here I thought you were only here for some lacrosse tips,”he murmured sarcastically, his lips grazing her ear lobe before returning hisgaze to hers. 
Unflinching. 
Dark blue on light. 
“You wish.”
She could tell by the brief flash in his eyes he wasdisappointed. “Tell me, did I really misinterpret your love letter?” 
Caroline froze, his reason for meeting all too clear andconfusing at the same time.  Her mind flashed back to the night of thewinter dance in junior high when she penned an overly adjective-riddled andembarrassing letter. Years later she still blamed it on the punch which sheswore was spiked.  
4 years earlier…
Her date had dumped her unceremoniously at coat check. It took all her willpower not to cry, running into the comfort of thewarm coats provided her some brief solace. She’d organised the whole dance andit would not look good walking in alone. She just needed time to composeherself and come up with a plan. Well, that was until he spoke.
His voice wasn’t much higher than a growl until she turned toseek out the source of the noise. Sat between two dress racks, his legs crossedshe recognised him as the newest transfer student from England.
The other girls in her year eight class had been whisperingincessantly about his sudden arrival and the fact his looks could render anyoneuseless to his charms. Caroline didn’t buy into popularity or guys who couldjust flash their dimples and get what they wanted. So she’d kept her distanceon purpose. 
She wouldn’t admit it at the time but there was more than onereason why she was happy for space. He was gorgeous and her willpower seemed towane within a close radius and there was no way she ever wanted him to knowthat. After all, his ego was big enough to suffocate their class, if not thewhole of junior high.
“I’m not in charge of coat check, love.”
“Excuse me?” She huffed, not caring in the slightest about whyhe was there and the check-in status of her coat.
“Well, I was just…”
“Hanging around in coat check,” she huffed. “So classy, althoughthat’s not really surprising.”
“Wow,” he exclaimed, examining his watch before turning his gazeback towards her. “Judgment before 9pm and from the junior high student body president ofall people.”
“You don’t even know…” 
“Who you are?” He countered. “I always thought you had a bigstick up your ass and tonight is no different but I did vote for you.”
“Oh really?” She asked, her interest now piqued. “Why?”
“You looked hot in your poster,” Klaus shrugged by way ofexplanation.
“You are unbelievable,” she hissed. “Can you just go and hook upwith your latest conquest and leave me be?”
“More judgment, surprised you didn’t get elected on thatplatform,” he quipped. Caroline rolled her eyes, knowing she’d given too muchattention to someone who didn’t deserve it, even if he was annoyinglyattractive.
“You’ll have to excuse me if hiding in the closet doesn’t evokecertain judgments,” she growled.
“But yet here you are,” he mused.
“I have no intention ofmaking out with you of all people.”
“Me of all people?” He asked, his left eyebrow kinkedcuriously. “I’m devastated, Forbes.” 
“God knows where those lips have been,” she shuddered withoutmissing a beat or his sarcasm. “Seriously, you voted for me?” 
“I wondered how long that would take to really absorb,” hechuckled. “You promised to extend the art program.”
“Well, of course I did,” she replied. “It’s a no-brainer.Although, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of your work.” 
“Maybe because you were too busy judging me,” he smirked. 
“So, judgment aside, what exactly are you doing in the coatcloset? I heard that half of our class asked you to the dance.” 
“If you believe that, but I just don’t like dances,” heexplained. “Also, my family are, uh kind of intense, so it was easierto come and keep them happy while hiding out in the closet.”  
“If it makes you feel any better, I just got dumped by my dateand this closet is looking like a better option every moment.”
“What an ass, who is he?”
“Why? Are you going to bash him over the head with your lacrossestick?” She smiled, thinking it was her first in a while. 
“Unfortunately I left it at home but there’s something else wecould do to mess with him.”
“And what is that exactly?”
“Would you like to be my date, Caroline Forbes?”
“I thought you didn’t like dances?” She askedincredulously. 
“Only ones without any real purpose,” he shared. “Now I have mymission, I’m going in. Care to join me?” He held out his hand and shecouldn’t resist taking it while trying to ignore the shivers she feltreverberating through her body.    
It was then that the guy who seemed like a chauvinistic enemybecame someone who maybe had a heart but hid it behind a whole lot ofbravado. And it scared her. 
To death.  
Well, until he practically ignored her after that night, almost like itnever happened, and suddenly he was the guy she first thought he was. 
And it hurt.
Al least she wouldn’t see him at high school she’d thought,until he sat next to her in English class first day.
She was doomed to spend the rest of her schooling life with Klaus Mikaelson.  
“What letter?” She asked, pretending to play dumb but madlytrying to work out how her letter had found its way into his smug possession.
“This one,” he pulled from his pocket. “I especially like thered love heart stickers on the front, Forbes. Really reinforces the point afterthat adjective-riddled composition.” Damn it, she knew there were too many describing words.
“Give that back to me,” she growled, trying to ignore the heatthat was creeping up from her neck and to her cheeks.
“Oh, so it is your letter?” He smiled, holding it above his headso she couldn’t snatch it from his grasp.  
“You’re an ass, Mikaelson,” she bit out, still reeling from thesituation and how it even happened. They were in a box at the top of her closetsafely stowed away from prying eyes and arrogant jerks like Klaus Mikaelson.
“Well, that’s not what this letter says,” he offered, attemptingto open it and no doubt read a passage from her embarrassing thirteen year-oldmusings. She took the opportunity to steal it and she couldn’t miss his disappointment that she had. 
“I didn’t send this,” she bit out. “But when I find out who did, I’m going to kill them.”
“So, you did write this?” He implored, suddenly his joking had taken a more serious tone.
“When I was a young and naive thirteen year-old and thought you were actually a decent person. But obviously I was stupidly mistaken, you are nothing but an arrogant, selfish jock who only cares about his latest hook-up.”
“Wow, you really think that badly of me?”
“Yes.” Caroline refused to look into those blue eyes which had secured him more conquests than she could count. “Just leave me alone.”
“What if I don’t want to?” 
“Seriously, Mikaelson? Is this how you get girls? Pretend to care about their feelings then lure them to your bed? I’m way too smart to be seduced by you.”
“And that’s why I like you, love,” he hit back immediately. “I have since that night in the coat room.”
“Well, you had a funny way of showing it.” 
“I’m not very good at feelings or emotions four years ago and still today, blame my messed up family, but I felt it too. I might not have written it down but it happened.”
“Excuse me if I don’t believe you,” she huffed. 
“Fine, I completely understand,” he murmured. “But I seem to recall you ignoring me when I came up to you in the library after the dance.”
“I didn’t…”
“You rolled your eyes at your academic entourage like I wasn’t worthy of your time,” he murmured. “You accuse me of being judgmental Caroline but I’m not the only one.”
Caroline stilled wanting it not to be true but flashing back to their previous encounters he was probably right. She’d believed every rumour she’d heard about Klaus without a second thought. 
“I rolled my eyes because I was trying to be cool so you would like me more,” she admitted, albeit sheepishly. 
“And to think I already liked you, Forbes. We could have saved a lot of time.”
“So, now what?” She squeaked, suddenly feeling very stupid and not just about her embarrassing letter. “It seems like we’re at an extremely awkward impasse.”
“Well, you see there’s this dance coming up and I don’t have a date…”
��You mean prom?” She uttered. “And last time I checked Hayley Marshall is talking up your impending royal ascension as a couple.”
“There’s that judgmental side rearing its ugly head,” he chided. “Do you really believe everything you’re told in the school halls because between you and me only twenty percent is true I’ve found.”   
“So you did really eat that duck?” She joked.
“Everything but the beak and the feet,” he recited from Ten Things I Hate About You. 
“You like teen, romantic comedies too?” 
“There’s a whole lot you don’t know about me, Forbes,” he teased. “So about this dance, want to go with me?”
“I thought you didn’t like dances?” 
“Only when I don’t have a purpose, Forbes,” he reiterated, like their night four years ago. 
“And what exactly is this purpose, Mikaelson?”
“How about I tell you when we’re done?” 
Caroline wasn’t one to take a leap of faith, she preferred to play things safe and her experiences from dances hadn’t been the best but for some reason she was willing to take a chance on Klaus.
But whomever sent that letter was going to pay.
Big time.   
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Clowns of the Corn
For my friend @spazzterror, who has been waiting for this story for well over a year. Can be read as a sequel to The Great Minivan Escape, but that’s up to you. 
~*~*~
“Jesus fucking Christ! I swear to fuck, Dickie, when we get outta here, I’m gonna kill ya.” Jason emphasizes his point by firing into the dark corn field again, the hushed laughter of the yet to be determined creatures rising into a shriek as one of them collapses. Dick isn’t normally one for killing but whatever these things are, they’re hell on the livestock and are creepier than anything he’s seen in a while, so he’s more willing to make an exception. Small wonder Clark asked if he would come out to visit his parents and poke around while he was off-world. At this point though, he thinks Zatanna would been a better choice. “Why blame me? You came of your own free will.” He cracks another glow stick and holds it high. The creatures don’t like the light at all, even lurid green that it is, and scramble back a couple of rows. There’s barely a moon at all tonight, and if it weren’t for the starlight lenses in their masks, they’d be completely blind. “Come to Kansas, he says. There’ll be pie, he says,” Jason snorts mockingly. “Fuck this shit and fuck your mother.” “Language,” Dick tries but Jason laughs at him and releases a stream of profanity that would make even a sailor sit down and take notes. Okay, so maybe he was a little too eager for some one on one time with Jason. They rarely see each other except for patrol and the last time they did meet up, it was after their adventure with that minivan where Dick made his brother watch the movie he’d borrowed some moves from. Needless to say, Jason loved it. And so did Dick. Time with Jason is a treat, so when he randomly tossed out the invite to join him in Smallville, it surprised him that the other man said yes. Clearly, he’s regretting this now. The vitriol slows down and Dick takes a chance. “These things have to hide somewhere during the day. They completely avoid the light.” It works. “Gotta be somewhere other than a barn. A tunnel? One of those grain stacks?” “You mean a silo?” “Yeah, that.” Dick wishes he’d thought to ask Uncle Jon about possible places to scope out before he and Jason wandered out into the cornfield earlier. This is so much more than he signed up for. “You know what this means, right?” “We’re pulling an all-nighter that would make the Pretender proud?” 
“No. We need to capture one of these things and stick a tracker on it.” 
Jason laughs again. It’s a good villain laugh, really. “If they’re in one of those grain thingies, I’m gonna light that sucker up and send it to the motherfuckin’ moon.” Dick can’t help but notice the more stressed his brother gets, the more his original lower Gotham accent makes a reappearance. “You know what this kind of reminds me of?” he asks instead. “What?” Jason asks warily. “Children of the Corn.” “I already died once, I doubt He Who Walks Behind the Rows will want me.” The chittering laughter around them quiets completely. Not a sound can be heard in the cornfield aside from their ragged breathing. Instinctively, Dick and Jason press closer.
“That can’t be good,” Jason murmurs. “No shame in a strategic retreat.” “That’s what you’re calling it?” Jason is already moving, shouting and shooting as he charges back down the row. Dick is hot on his heels, still holding up the glow stick. The laughter starts up again, louder than before. In the rows beside them, small dark shapes keep pace. It’s now or never. Dick slips a tracking device out of a compartment in his gloves and throws it hard to his left. This one is designed to catch hold on any surface and he utters a quiet prayer that it does what it’s supposed to. “I see the lanterns!” Jason shouts. The Kent’s have taken to leaving torches and camp lanterns around the barn, the chicken coop, and their house since these things appeared. If Clark hadn’t been on his way to mediate a peace treaty between two planets when his parents called him about the strange happenings, Dick doubts this would have escalated the way it has. As it is, he needs to call Raven.  
Something catches hold of Dick’s foot, yanking hard. He stumbles and twists, trying to spin and regain his momentum, but the weight on his leg grows heavier. The ground is hard beneath him as he slams into it with a loud grunt. Dick spits the dirt out of his mouth and doesn’t stop moving, rolling and kicking hard at the dark little... he raises the glow stick he still grips tightly and blinks.  
Clown.  
It’s a little clown the size of a garden gnome. One with sharp pointy teeth and a dark stain around its mouth.  
Dick does not want those teeth on him. Nope. Not happening.
He doesn’t have to worry. The creature’s head disappears in a spray of blood, bone, and brain matter from Jason’s well-placed shot.  
“Get up,” he snarls, and Dick is back on his feet in a flash, scooping up the little body to analyze from the safety of the patio.  
“Did you see that?”  
“Yeah and I can never unsee it. Now move your fat ass!” Jason shouts and shoves Dick in front of him, snatching the glow stick. “My ass is not fat!” Dick puts on a final burst of speed and launches himself out of the cornfield and onto the mowed lawn of the Kent farm. In his arms, he can feel the body of the little whatever it is disintegrate as the light from Jonathan Kent’s lantern hits it. So much for his evidence.
“What on God’s green earth was that?” the old farmer asks, holding the lantern high against the dark and angry laughter that emanates from his cornfield. A few steps back and to his left is Martha Kent, shotgun in hand and covering him.
“Fucking demon clowns,” Jason swears as he lurches out of the field. Dick spots a bloody gash on the outside of his brother’s leg that hadn’t been there before.
Well, this is a rather ignoble ending to their adventure tonight. Sighing, Dick flops down by Uncle Jon’s feet. “Your cornfield is infested with little demonic clowns.”
“That’s new,” Aunt Martha comments blandly. “How do we get rid of them?”
Jason turns and takes another shot into the darkness. The laughter crescendos before disappearing with an angry hiss. “I don’t know what Dickie has planned, but I’m headin’ to church in the morning to stock up on holy water.”
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After a long night of keeping watch, the sun finally rises and Dick is able to grab a few hours of some well-earned sleep. When he comes stumbling down the stairs just before noon, he spots Jason on the sofa in a pair of shorts that probably belong to Clark or Kon with his leg carefully propped up on the coffee table with the help of a few throw pillows. The white bandage runs almost the length of his thigh, ending just above his knee.
“Are you supposed to be sitting like that?” Dick asks around a yawn.
Jason lowers his book and glares. “It gave Aunt Martha something to do.”
There is no way either of them can refuse a request from the old woman and they both know it. She fussed mightily over the wound last night even as she calmly stripped Jason out of his pants last night to get a better look at it. Dick is pretty sure he’s never seen his brother’s ears get that red before and wishes he’d dared to take a picture and send it to Alfred for posterity.
Rather than pick a fight that Jason is clearly itching for, Dick tries a different tact. “The tracker move at all since dawn?”
The little bug he’d tossed into the darkness last night stuck. Just before sunrise, the creatures surrounding the farm retreated, leaving to protect their own hides from the sun.
Jason picks up the tablet sitting beside him and swipes at the screen. “Nope. Same spot. You hear from Raven yet?”
“Yeah. Got a text saying she’ll be here in a few hours.” Dick sits down next to Jason. “Where are Aunt Martha and Uncle Jon?”
“Town. I gave them Bruce’s black card from your wallet and said to have fun with it.”
Dick rolls his eyes. “You do know they’ll use their own, right?”
“They better not be considering how much ammo I asked them to get for me.” It’s plain to see the thought of Bruce’s card being used for this amuses Jason immensely.
This is an argument to save for later. “How much sleep you get?”
“About the same as you.”
“Still need to go to church?”
“Just waitin’ on you.”
There are a number of small churches in the community, but Dick drives their rented SUV to a very specific one. He’s never been all that religious, so it comes as a surprise that Jason kind of is. Vaguely, he remembers reading in Jason’s file that Willis Todd was raised Irish Catholic, so he supposes this is where it comes from.
Considering what Jason lugs into the small church with him, Dick can’t blame him. Holy water versus demon. He’s seen the effects that the power of belief holds over creatures of hell, at least in the hands of the right person. Whether Jason’s belief is firm enough, Dick isn’t certain, but he can tell right away as Jason makes his way out of the church about half an hour later that his brother is at least happy with what he’s got on him now.
The gym bag with the six gallons of holy water is carefully placed in the backseat and Jason gingerly takes his seat next to Dick up front. From the pocket of his dark gray hoodie, a strand of beads peeks out.
“You know the rosary?” Dick asks out of reflex and instantly wishes he hadn’t.
But Jason doesn’t lash out like he expects. “Yeah. Misspent youth.” He’s quiet for a time as Dick drives back toward the Kent farm, idly fingering the wooden beads. “I know it’s kinda stupid, the fact that I believe this shit will work. Especially since that also means I’ve got a one way ticket to Hell when I kick it a second time, but some things just stick with you, whether you want them to or not.”
This is something Dick knows all too well. “For what it’s worth, I believe the holy water will work. Better than your bullets.”
Jason grins sharply. “Well, then that means you get to help me stockpile a bunch of little holy hand grenades.”
“Only if they’re from Antioch.”
From the way Jason laughs, Dick knows this is one movie reference he gets.
~*~*~
The tracker leads them to an old, decrepit barn a few miles away from the Kent farm. Crumbling foundations of a demolished farmhouse are nestled in the tall grass, leading Dick to suspect the home may have been abandoned after a tornado and the land sold off to the surrounding landowners. Well, it just means there is no one here to witness what’s about to go down or to get caught in the crossfire.
In the late afternoon light, the red from Jason’s helmet shines darker than what Dick is used to. Then again, it’s not often either of them are dressed in full gear during daylight hours.
“Can’t I just set off a few pounds of C4 in there?” Jason is saying as they pile out of the SUV. Raven had met them at the Kent’s a short time before. “That’ll solve most of our problems. Let in some light and whoosh. No more clown gremlins.”
“If only it were that easy,” Rave replies, her attention already on the creepy barn.
The disgruntled noise from Jason is answer enough. “If the Pretender were here, he’d let me. Timmy likes a big boom.”
There’s the faintest hint of a smile on Raven’s face. “He does,” she agrees. “But I think your explosion would just be a waste if we set it off too soon. A portal has been opened here.”
“To where?” Dick asks. The thought of some underworld gateway so close to the Kent’s makes his skin crawl.
“I’m not sure yet.” Raven starts walking through the high grass.
Jason pops open the trunk and hands Dick one of the buckets full of their holy hand grenades. His wounded leg seems to be giving him some trouble, but he refused to stay behind. Wordlessly, they follow after Raven.
The barn door doesn’t close properly anymore, the painted wood splintered and cracked from the elements and neglect. At a signal from Raven, Dick sets down his bucket and grabs hold of the door, sliding it open on rusted tracks that resist less than they should considering the state of disrepair. A foul scent of rotting meat drifts out.
Dick has unfortunately smelled worse. “I hope that’s the missing cow.”
Raven is already shaking her head, even if she hasn’t set foot into the barn yet. “Look,” she says, pointing inside.
Jason peers over her shoulder and shakes his head. “This is right out of a bad horror movie.”
Peering in, Dick has to agree. Blood and gore and bone are everywhere, too much for just the cow. It could be a trick of the light that gives the floor an illusion of moving, but he knows better. The warmth and the rot is a breeding ground for maggots and flies.
“Those symbols on the wall…,” Raven says, trailing off as she levitates into the air and enters the hellish space to get a better look. “I’d hazard a guess and say that not all is well here in Smallville.”
“A cult?” Dick asks, standing in the doorway, but not yet willing to walk inside. There is plenty of daylight, so he’s not worried about the creatures sneaking up on them, but the wariness of a trained detective has been instilled in him since he was a child. Out of the corner of his eye, he catches Jason hefting a couple of his water balloons to cover them.
Raven shrugs, floating toward a darker smudge on the floor. “Or just a bunch of kids who got their hands on the wrong kind of book.” She points at an object that is surprisingly clean of blood. “Like that.”
Dick has a feeling that as soon as this particular case is over, he’s going to burn this particular uniform entirely. Blood magic. It never ceases to amaze him how powerful it is and the kind of evil that can be wrought when used by the wrong person. He removes a large evidence bag from a compartment in his boot and enters the barn, stepping carefully. The air is thick with the metallic tang of old blood with an undercurrent of old hay that’s been left to rot.
“Where are the garden gnomes hiding?” Jason calls out as Dick carefully picks up the book and bags it for Raven. She makes it disappear in the folds of her dark blue cloak.
“They’re in the storm cellar,” Raven replies. “Waiting for us.”
“Geez, like that’s not creepy at all.”
“They’re creatures of utter darkness,” the young sorceress answers. “Light of any kind is an anathema to them.”
“Is the portal down there too?” Jason asks.
“Yes.”
Dick sighs and gags silently as he gets hit with a fresh wave of decaying flesh. “Let’s get to work then.”
They all have their parts to play. Raven prepares herself for the magics she’ll need to unleash while Dick takes copious amounts of pictures of the interior of the barn and tries to preserve any evidence that could provide a clue as to the identities of the people who died in here. He finds five skulls and bags each one, hoping dental records will reveal their names. Jason makes his way around the perimeter of the barn, carefully avoiding the entrance to the storm cellar, and sets his bombs. This place is going up in smoke as soon as that gate is gone.
It's almost sundown by the time they’re done and gather at the wooden slats covering the stairs leading into the storm cellar.
“This is gonna be great,” Jason chortles as he hefts his water balloons again. “A little light, a little holy water, some magic, and then it all goes boom.”
“You were singing a different tune last night,” Dick says, standing as he finishes lighting the camping lantern Uncle Jon purchased for them earlier in the day.
“We didn’t have holy hand grenades last night.”
Raven chuckles in that quiet way of hers. “I like that movie.”
“It’s a classic.”
“Are we ready?” Raven asks, holding her hands up.
“Let’s kill some clowns.”
The wood covering is torn away with a sweep of Raven’s hand and Dick holds the lantern high even as mage lights race down the stone steps to light the way. Familiar laughter and hisses echo up and around them as they make their way down into the storm cellar. In the center of the floor is a swirling pit of darkness that seems to swallow anything that touches it.
Just as it was last night, the creatures are difficult to make out as they dart from shadow to shadow, hiding from the light. Jason takes careful aim and throws one of his water balloons into a dark corner. A piercing wail meets their ears, even louder than the ones they’ve heard previously.
All hell breaks loose as the pit emits a pulse and more of the miniature clowns appear. Most disintegrate immediately under the powerful camp lantern and Raven’s mage lights, but a few manage to sneak away into the shadows. Dick’s one job is to keep the light steady and that’s what he does, covering Raven as she works her magic and Jason as he lobs colorful water balloons into all corners of the cellar.
“They just keep coming!” Jason shouts over the loud laughter that circles around them, shrieks and cries from over a dozen different little mouths, each one wanting nothing more than to tear them apart. One bucket is empty and the other is getting dangerously low. “What’s Raven doing?”
Dick knows better than to distract her unless she’s directly under attack. “Working, just like you.”
“While you just get to stand there all nice and pretty.” Jason tosses a water balloon directly at the inky portal and Dick swears it hiccups.
“Anytime you want to switch…” Dick knows his brother won’t. Jason has better aim and loves to lord it over him.
“Hard pass.” Another water balloon is thrown into the portal and Raven’s eyes blaze.
“One more, Jason. And then we need to get out of here.”
Jason picks up his bucket and throws the rest of his holy hand grenades into the gaping maw.
“Shit,” Dick swears as the portal erupts, strands of searing cold wind lashing out and whipping against anything that moved. It reverses in a heartbeat and the suction is strong, causing the three of them to stagger under the force. Even the remaining little clown demons aren’t exempt, and their chittering laughter turns into wails of despair as they’re dragged back into the darkness.
Raven grabs hold of Dick and envelopes him in the folds of her cloak, using her soul-self to protect him. The cold is numbing, worse than anything Mr. Freeze could ever come up with, and tears at his very soul. When Dick falls into the grass outside, he can’t help but be grateful once again that Raven is on his side.
Next to him, Jason is curled up in a little ball and mewling. This must have been the first time he’s ever felt the full force of Raven’s magic before. There isn’t time to comfort him though, and Dick scrambles for his brother’s belt where he’d tucked the detonator before. Destroying a crime scene goes against every instinct he has, but Dick refuses for the good folks of Smallville to see this.
A heavy glove lands on his and Jason sits up, detonator in hand. “I fucking hate clowns,” is all he says before the barn goes up in a flash, wood and hay igniting from the explosives and raining down around them.
Raven’s shield drops once the worst has passed. “Well, that was fun,” she says dryly. “Thanks for the invite.”
Dick laughs weakly. He’s pretty sure that was a piece of scorched bone that just landed next to him. “Anytime. Want to come back to the Kent’s for some pie?”
“I’m good. I have a paper to finish tonight.” With that, Raven disappears.
“Well, fuck.” Jason sighs heavily as he leans back in the grass and watches the fire. “Why didn’t you ask her if the gate was closed?”
“Because I trust her. If it wasn’t, she wouldn’t have left.”
“Fair enough.”
They watch the fire for another minute or so before Dick hauls himself up. His whole body hurts and all he wants is to soak in a tub full of hot water until he passes out. “We need to get gone too.”
He offers a hand to Jason, who accepts it without a word. His leg is bleeding again, Dick notices as the younger man limps back to the SUV.
As they drive away, Jason removes his helmet and gloves and tosses them into the backseat, rubbing blearily at his eyes a moment later. “I’ve decided something,” he announces.
“What’s that?” Dick asks neutrally. This could be anything considering Jason’s penchant for the dramatics.
“I hate the country. Gimme the city any day of the fucking week.”
“What about all the fresh air and sunshine? And the pie?”
“Fuck the air. Fuck the sun… And I can make my own damn pie.”
Dick laughs loudly. “Yeah, sure you can.”
“I’m serious. You’re never getting my ass out here ever again.”
His retort is on the tip of his tongue when the deer jumps out of nowhere and Dick swerves hard to avoid hitting it. “Son of a bitch!” he swears as the SUV spins wildly. His ears start ringing as both the deer and Jason scream at the same time. It’s hard to say which is louder.
The deer disappears into the field on the other side of the road and Dick gets the vehicle back under control, heart pounding loudly in his chest. He’s had enough adrenaline today, thank you very much. Jason is clearly just as done with everything as he flops back against the passenger seat, breathing heavily. “Jesus fuck, get us outta here, Dickie. My city boy ass wants back where it belongs. Where there’s no cornfields anywhere.”
“Does that mean you don’t want to watch Children of the Corn with me tonight?”
“I fucking hate you.”
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Oh okay! Well I guess to ship me with them you need to know about me lol I'm quite short with short dark hair and really dark eyes. I love reading books and comics, watching movies and tv shows. I'm also really into sports and I can't go a day without drinking tea. A lot of my friends say the only time I talk is when I'm being sarcastic but idk haha anyways thank you so much!!
GOSH i’m so sorry this took five yrs
but i’m here now!!!
anyways ship below the cuttttt!!!!
For Queen, I ship you with Roger Taylor!
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Although you’re quiet, I think that would contrast quite perfectly with Roger’s outspoken nature. Although he’s not always a talker, his tendency to speak up in most situations only highlights your contributions when you do choose to pipe in. As a result, the rest of the band thinks you’re the second funniest thing around. First is John Deacon - even he thinks so, let’s be honest.
Your sarcasm is what drew Roger to you in the first place. Both of you happened to run into each other outside of a pub at around mid-afternoon one time. 
You worked at the pub, tending bar, because as a bartender, it was always important to listen. You were good at listening - you’d rather hear other people talk and then give a good, witty piece of advice, rather than talk someone’s ear off.
Although you’d briefly seen each other before when he played gigs there, he’d never got the chance to come over and talk to you. Tending the bar was simply too hectic.
Roger had approached you when he saw you hanging up posters for upcoming shows. He thought you were quite a cute little thing when he’d first seen you months ago, short and sweet but still alluring with your dark hair/eye combo. And he was never one to shy away from a girl he felt interest in, so when he saw you, he had to come over.
“Smile? Who’s that?” he asked when he saw the poster you were currently tacking up. Although your back was to him, you faintly recognized the soft, Cornish voice that drifted into your eardrums, and you rolled your eyes playfully as you turned to face the drummer of Smile himself.
“Ha ha. Has anyone ever told you that you’re a regular joker?” you teased, handing him the box of tacks as you tried to reshuffle the posters in your hand and find the one for another local band.
“Actually, no,” he laughed, holding the box for you as he shifted his weight to one foot, standing with his other hand casually resting in his pocket.
“Really? Personally, I’m not shocked,” you replied without missing a beat, finally finding the poster and grabbing a few tacks from the box in his hand before starting to put the poster up directly above Smile’s. 
The space left on the board was minimal, and far above your head, so when you started to struggle to reach the top, Roger chuckled before reaching over your head and nicking the tack from your fingers, then tacking it up himself.
“Thanks,” you laughed softly as you pushed a very short, stray lock of hair out of your face. Turning to face him again, you noticed he was a bit closer than before, but you had nowhere to go and didn’t really feel like backing down from his friendliness. You honestly found him attractive, and had been hoping secretly that he’d try to talk you up one day. Now, your wish was coming true.
“No problem. Say, are you going to be tending bar tomorrow night after the show?” he asked, leaning against the board and flashing you a charming smile as you rolled up the remaining posters that you’d have to tape up in the surrounding blocks.
“Tomorrow’s my night off. Why?” you asked, raising an eyebrow as you reached for the tacks in his hand. But he retracted it, refusing to let you take it, and you squinted a bit as you tried to figure out what angle he was trying to take.
“No, don’t worry, love, I’ll carry these for you. After all, you were the one who gave them to me.” He had a point, so you shrugged and started to make your way back into the bar, Roger following you into the entrance and continuing on. “How about we go out after the show? You and me, on the town. My treat.”
Your cheeks flushed a bit as you registered that Roger was asking you out. But you kept trekking into the bar, walking to the office and letting Roger in as you went to find the tape, giggling to yourself. “Are you asking me out? Do you even know my name?”
“Sure, I do, Y/N. When you see a pretty bartender, you ask for their name. Duh.” He was grinning toothily at this point, a mischievous look about him, and you raised an eyebrow before sighing playfully and snatching the tacks from his hand, replacing it with a roll of duct tape. 
“I suppose that can be arranged. But you have to help me put the rest of these up.”
That next night, you had a whirlwind of a time, and ended up crashing at Roger because of how sloshed the two of you had gotten. But he slept on the couch like a gentleman, and when you realized he wasn’t just trying to get a petty fuck out of you, you started to entertain his advances more. Then, before you knew it, you were his girlfriend.
And Roger was an angel of a boyfriend - any time you were feeling like staying in, he’d be there in a heartbeat with a cup of tea and a new book he’d bought for you.
“I saw it and thought of you,” he said cheerily, handing it to you as you sunk down into the couch with your steaming mug of tea. Blowing on the surface on the liquid, you couldn’t help but smile as you took the book from his hand, and he returned a loving smile before he seated himself next to you, getting comfortable and wrapping his arm around you. Drizzly rain pattered against the window of his flat, but the sound only relaxed you further.
Sitting your tea on the side table for a moment, you snuggled up close to him and pulled a blanket over the two of you as he watched the TV, which he’d turned to one of his favorite game shows.
A domestic scene like this was certainly not one you’d ever expected to see Roger in. As you grabbed your tea and opened the book to page one, you couldn’t help but smile to yourself as you felt Roger’s hand weave through your hair, just brushing through it barely and absentmindedly as he watched the game show.
When you’d first seen Roger, he was practically shirtless, on stage, beating his drums like an animal, singing his heart out, and all else. But now, he was here, cuddling with you, so serene it made your heart swell.
Just so your heart wouldn’t burst into a million pieces from how happy you currently were, you leaned up and pressed a few gentle, affectionate kisses on his jaw, then returned to your reading with a content heart as a smile crossed Roger’s face.
“What was that for?” he asked, gently tugging on your hair to get your attention. And you blushed, just a bit, overwhelmed with fondness for him, but you couldn’t be gushy right now or you might melt, so you chose the coy approach.
“Return the favor and maybe you’ll find out.”
And for BoRhap, I ship you with Gwilym Lee!
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What a sweet boy. And somehow, he looks so innocently devilish doing that. 
ANYWAYS
Yes, I know, height differences. But Gwilym loves that you’re short! Your height was actually indirectly what had led him to meeting you in the first place. 
You were seated directly behind him at a rugby match, a very important one to you AND him - your favorite teams were playing, coincidentally opposite each others, and of course you got sat behind the most obnoxiously tall fan of the other team’s fanbase.
But you weren’t going to be rude about it - in fact, it seemed like he was just there to have a good time. He was drunk, but not aggressively or annoyingly so. He was just too god damn tall, and he seemed painfully unaware of that.
After about 15 minutes of watching the back of his head, you sighed, quite audibly. Your friends had left a couple minutes ago so they could go to the stadium’s bar, so you were alone with your beer you’d got on your way to your seat, and staring at the back of this guy’s head.
When you noticed that he had an empty seat next to him, you jumped at the opportunity. Even though you weren’t exactly the bold type, this game was important to you, and if that meant you had to bother a Welsh fan for a seat, you were all about it.
Tapping on his shoulder, you grabbed your beer as he turned around to look at you, a look of genuine confusion smeared across his unbelievably handsome face. He was quite a looker, and you mentally smacked yourself for getting into this situation without planning first.
“Hi,” you laughed a bit awkwardly, nodding to the seat next to him. “Is that seat taken?”
“Er, no, my mate couldn’t make it,” he replied slowly, shaking his head as the confusion slowly wore off. But there was still a trace of it left as he raised an eyebrow at you standing up and grabbing your things. “Why?”
“Want to know the truth?” you asked, tossing your coat and purse down on the bleacher floor in front of the open seat next to him. When he nodded, you took a sip of your beer before handing it to him. “Would you put that in the cupholder, please? And if I’m going to be frank, it’s because I didn’t buy a ticket to this match to watch the back of a Wales fan’s head, however nice your hair is.”
That got a laugh out of him, and he sat your beer down in the cupholder in front of him before holding out a hand and helping you over the back of the seat, only getting a mildly questioning look from his friend to his left. Once you’d successfully gotten over the chair, he turned his helping hand into a handshake, looking down at you with an amused smile as he easily towered over you.
“My name’s Gwilym. What’s yours?”
“Y/N,” you replied, shooting him a sweet smile before giving his jersey a pointed look as you dropped his hand. “Hope you guys are ready to get your shit handed to you.”
“Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure about that. You want to put your money where your mouth is?”
His team won. You should have known, but when he wagered a date on the game, you couldn’t say no. And when he took you on that date, he only made a few jokes about how much of a shitshow your team was that day.
And when he managed to drag you to a Wales match that wasn’t against your team a few months later, he was presented the perfect opportunity to ask you to be his girlfriend.
“I get that you’re from there, but why continue to support the team if it’s genuine garbage?” he asked laughingly, amused by the playfully sour look your face had taken on. Once again, he was reminding you of how sorely your team was performing this season. The only way to make him stop was to start pouting, after which he’d apologize profusely and promise not to be a big bully anymore.
“I came out to this match to have a good time with you, Gwil, and I’m beginning to feel a bit attacked here, truly.”
“Aw, come on, I was just teasing!” he whined, nudging you with his shoulder as you stared up at the scoreboard and refused to look at him despite the smile playing on your lips. They were doing the routine halftime kiss cam, and you watched as a cute older couple gave each other a chaste peck on the lips.
His arm then wrapped around your shoulder, pulling you into his side, and though you were faking being mad at him, you still let your head rest on his shoulder as he squeezed you a bit. “Don’t be mad at me, sweetheart. I promise I’ll buy you a beer if it makes you feel better.”
“You better,” you mumbled, still looking up at the scoreboard, and to your surprise (and admittedly, excitement), you suddenly saw a Welsh man with his arm around a young woman with dark eyes and short dark hair, who was leaning on him. 
Yep, you guessed it. It was kiss cam time.
“Gwil, look,” you murmured, pointing up to the scoreboard/jumbotron, and a blissfully unaware, smiley Gwilym looked up to the scoreboard just to be met with his own expression.
“Oh shit,” he blurted out, immediately taking on an embarrassed look as he laughed at his own obliviousness. After glancing between you and the screen, he nudged your head gently with his shoulder. “Suppose it would be a good time to ask you if you’d fancy being my girlfriend.”
“Are you joking?!” you choked out, your head flying up so that you were staring at him with a flabbergasted, ecstatic expression. “Yes, yes! God, it took you long enough!”
With that, you quickly glanced at the kiss cam before grinning widely and taking Gwilym’s face in your hands, planting a big, affectionate kiss directly on his lips. It wasn’t a sloppy kiss, and there wasn’t anything too racy about it - it was pure joy, and the way Gwilym pulled you closer for a moment while he kissed back was enough to make your heart race even faster than it already was.
When you pulled away to a few cheers around you, you gave a wide grin to the camera before looking back at Gwilym, who was absolutely pleased with himself as he kept his arm firmly around you, waving for the camera and giving your cheek a quick kiss.
As the cheers died down, you giggled and rested your head on his shoulder again, completely content with what events had just transpired. But, of course, you weren’t letting him off that easy.
“I haven’t forgot about the beer, you know.”
“Of course you haven’t, love. Wouldn’t expect any less of you.”
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Yallneedtrek’s Writing Anniversary Challenge
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Hi you guys! So, I’ve been wanting to host a writing challenge for a while, and now seems like a good time to do so. November 30th marks the 2 year anniversary of when I started posting my fanfiction, starting out with a whopping 649 words on this Charles Xavier fic. Things have changed since then, I’ve written a lot more and joined a few fandoms since then, made some friends, and all in all enjoyed my time here on tumblr.
So if anybody would like to join my writing challenge, here are some things to remember while entering/posting:
~To enter the writing challenge, you must send me an ASK with a character or ship, and AU, AND a prompt from the lists below. (If you send anonymously or have multiple blogs, make sure that I know which blog you will be posting on)
~All entries are due by November 30th, 2018. There is no cut-off date to enter the challenge, as long as you think you can finish, you can enter whenever. (I will post occasional reminders and tag everybody who signed up!)
~Characters/ships can be used multiple times, as can AUs, but prompts can only be used once.
~If there’s a character/ship not on the list but that belongs in my fandoms, you can message me if you’d like to write for them and get my okay!
~You can use any writing genre: fluff, smut, angst, whatever. I would prefer angst-y fics to end happily, though!
~Important! When posting, please include Warnings, Word Count, and a Summary. Also, add a “Read More” if your fic is over 400 words so we don’t clog up everybody’s dash!
~When posting your fic, tag my blog and use the tag #yallneedtrekwritingchallenge, and send the post to me directly to make sure that I’ve seen it. I will reblog all of the fics and add them all to a masterlist to be shared when all entries are posted!
Have fun writing, lovelies!
Characters and Ships - Choose one:
Star Trek-
Jim Kirk
McKirk
Montgomery “Scotty” Scott
Spock
Pavel Chekov
Wonder Woman-
Steve Trevor
WonderTrev
Avengers-
Steve Rogers
Stucky
Bucky Barnes
Sam Wilson
Loki Odinson
Thor Odinson
Urban boys-
Leonard “Bones” McCoy
Gavin Magary
Siberius Vaako
Black Hat
Eomer
John Kennex
Any Karl Urban character, really
Other-
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Lance Tucker
Carter Baizen
Wynonna Earp
Doc Holliday
AU’s - Choose one:
Soulmate
Firefighter
Royal
Fake dating / fake married
Supernatural (any supernatural creature/phenomenon)
Neighbors
University / Fellow Professors
Artist
Flower Shop
Vikings
Called / texted the wrong number
Body Swap
Bartender
Motorcycle Club
Roadtrip
Book Shop / Library
Office
Coffee Shop
Arranged Marriage
Roommate
Writing Prompts - Choose one:
1. “But I’m not wearing pants”
2. “Why were you in a dumpster?”
3. “Just give me the ____ and nobody gets hurt”
4. “Lick me all you want, I’m not moving my hand”
5. “I did not kidnap you! I anything, I adult-snatched you.”
6. “Didn’t you ever stop and think that there’s a reason I’m here?”
7. “Next time you come in my room to scare me, try picking a better hiding spot than behind the curtains.”
8. “What do you suggest we do?”
9. “Are you okay? I’ve never seen you turn down food.”
10. “Are those my underwear?”
11. “Will you just stop talking?” “Make me.”
12. “Did you just make a joke?”
13. “And you say I’m the dramatic one”
14. “Don’t get your hopes up”
15. “Subtlety is not your strong suit”
16. “My mind does not immediately jump to murder. Oh who am I kidding, of course it does!”
17. “Do you smell something burning?”
18. “No you are not Batman, stop saying that!”
19. “If you don’t stop talking in song quotes, I swear I will end you”
20. “Who ever said that I hate you?”
21. “Who thought it was a good idea to give (him/her/them) coffee?”
22. “What is that incessant beeping?”
23. “Here, take my jacket”
24. “Say hello to your cat for me”
25. “Who are you talking to?”
26. “Stay, please”
27. “Are you dead?” “Yes.”
28. “Next time you need help, don’t come to me”
29. “Can anybody tell me why my house is on fire?!”
30. “Are you crying?” “No! Shut up.”
31. “Stop screaming, it’s just me.”
32. “Jealous is not a good look on you”
33. “Is my leg supposed to bend that way?”
34. “I would rather be stuck on a deserted island with literally anybody but you”
35. “If you get ‘Let it Go’ stuck in my head one more time, I will never speak to you again.”
36. “I am too tired to deal with your happy disposition today”
37. “That line was so cheesy, it hurts.”
38. “Can you not be sarcastic just for once?”
39. “I told you this was a bad idea”
40. “Do not throw up on me”
41. “I’m just gonna keep talking until you smile”
42. “If you’re trying to seduce me, I would reconsider.”
43. “Can I kiss you?”
44. “I must be going crazy”
45. “Do I spy a tattoo?”
46. “Am I turning into a vampire?”
47. “No, you cannot borrow my laptop! You remember what happened the last time.”
48. “Just hug me before I put someone’s head through a wall.”
49. “If you can’t tell, I am very angry.”
50. “Are those little unicorns on your boxers?”
51. “You dropped something”
52. “You must be new here”
53. “Can we watch movies and cuddle?”
54. “I love you, I hope you know that.”
55. “I need you to stop laughing and come help me”
56. “Next time, I pick the music.”
57. “Can I kill (them)?”
58. “If you can go one hour without talking, I will kiss you”
59. “Stop saying that”
60. “You’re ridiculous”
61. “I’d hate to ruin such a sweet moment, but we have to go.”
62. “Oh, I almost forgot you were here”
63. “Is it true what they say?”
64. “Is that what I think it is?”
65. “You’ve got no sense of self-preservation”
66. “You’re worrying me”
67. “Get away from me”
68. “Don’t say that”
69. “Sometimes I wish I never met you”
70. “Can you stop poking me?”
71. “Don’t tell me to calm down, you’re covered in blood!”
72. “Will you tell me a story?”
73. “There might be a small…large…dent in your car, but please don’t kill me, I can explain!”
74. “I just want to drink chocolate milk and take a nap.” “You are a grown adult.”
75. “Are you drunk?”
76. “It looks like there was a train wreck in here”
77. “You lost the bet, you know what that means”
78. “I shouldn’t be here.” “Then why are you?”
79. “I’m not going with you dressed like that”
80. “Who else is going to save you from yourself?”
81. “What kind of name is that?”
82. “That is a lot of- what even is that?”
83. “That doesn’t look like fun, it looks like a death trap”
84. “So this is what betrayal looks like”
85. “Who started the food fight?”
86. “What, my poetry isn’t good enough for you?” “You just recited Dr. Seuss.”
87. “I’ve been shot!” “Relax, it’s just a nerf bullet.”
88. “You’re trying too hard, you need to just relax.”
89. “You look like the poster-child for bad decisions”
90. “Could you be any more oblivious?”
91. “Shut your whore mouth”
92. “Say that to my face, you soggy piece of pizza”
93. “You are such a moldy shower curtain”
I really hope you guys have fun writing, and I’m looking forward to reading all of your amazing fics! If you have any questions, feel free to message me or send an ask. Love you all!
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unbroken-imagines · 6 years
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‘Fraid So Kiddo
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Pairing: None
Requested by: Anonymous
Request: Imagine your mother finally taking you to meet your biological father, Christian Coma, who had no idea you existed
Every since you were 5 you knew why you didn't grow up with a father figure. You were 10 when you started getting angry for not having his around, he didn't know you existed, your mother never told him she was pregnant and he lived across the country.
It was your 18th birthday, you mother had married and you had 2 younger siblings now, you loved your step-dad with all your heart but you always wondered about your biological dad. Your mother told you you had a lot of his features, your chocolate brown eyes different from the mix of greens and blues or your mother and siblings, along with being the tallest in the family 5’ 8” compared to your step-dad who was 5’ 7”.
You were sitting at the desk in your room, band, show, and movie posters littering the wall. Headphones in your ears, music blasting as you worked on your math homework, head bouncing with the drum beat as you scribbled down equations. “We are the fallen angels.” You sang under your breath as you continued with your homework. Before your mom had started dating your step-dad you felt as if band members were like surrogate father figures for you to look up to. You looked up to all 5 members of Black Veil Brides the most because of what they had achieved with sheer willpower, determination, and skill.
“Y/N!” You faintly heard your name being called, you turned around pausing your music to see your mom standing at the door to your room.
“Yeah mom?” You questioned.
“Dinner’s ready.” You mom smiled, “And I have a surprise for you birthday girl.”
“Okay, just let me finish up this question and then I’ll be down.” You smiled. Your mom smiled and nodded before going to tell your siblings to come down for dinner. You quickly scribbled down the answer to the question, making sure it was correct before getting up and heading downstairs for dinner. You grinned as the smell hit your nose, your mom had made your favourite meal.
“How was school?” Your step-dad asked as you sat down at the table. “Pretty good.” You answered, “My friends wrapped my locker in wrapping paper.” You laughed taking a bite of food.
“Sounds like that would take forever.” You mom chimed in as she sat down across from you next to your step-dad.
“They got there a half hour before school to do it.” You smiled.
Dinner continued on like usual, your parents asking your siblings about their school day and then them bringing out your favourite cake and giving you your presents.
Eventually, your parents sent your siblings to go finish their school work and sat you down in the living room.
“Y/N, I know I’ve been extremely secretive about your biological father, and I know that in the past that’s upset you.” Your mother started. “But we’ve been in contact with him, he’d like to meet you. So, only if you wish, we can fly down to LA this weekend and go meet him.”
You were at a loss for words, you’ve always wanted to meet your father, now that you were 18 you knew you could legally search for him, but you didn't think it would happen this quickly. You mind traveled back to about a month ago, when you were getting ready for bed you remembered hearing your mom on the phone with someone.
“Hello, Christian, this is Isabelle Y/L/N. I’m sure you don’t remember me, we met around 18 years ago, in New York.” You mom sounded anxious.
“I understand you’re probably confused with my calling you out of the blue but I have some news for you. You’re a father Christian, I’m sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but you were just starting your career and we were a simple one night stand.”
“Yes I’m positive she’s yours, you were my first.”
“She’s 17 now, turning 18 in about a month. I was wondering if you would like to meet her. The both of us could fly down to LA and stay for the weekend.”
“This is simply a trip for you two to meet each other, I know you have a girlfriend, and I am not looking to take you to court.”
“Well, she is looking to go to University in LA after she graduates, but even before that we can make arrangements for her to visit you when you’re not on the road.”
“Her name is Y/N, you can text me with other questions and details so we can set up dates and times. She’ll be thrilled to meet you Christian. Goodbye.”
“I-I would like to meet him.” You said after thinking it over.
“Perfect.” You mom smiled, “Our flight is at 7:30 on Saturday, make sure you’re packed for a weekend stay.”
“I will.” You smiled before running up to your room and ripping through your closet, your birthday wish for so many years had come true, you were finally going to meet your real dad.
I couldn't focus, the guys and I were in the middle of recording a new record and I kept screwing up. They eventually decided to give me a break and I collapsed onto the couch, pulling out my phone and staring at the photos that Isabelle had sent me of Y/N, my daughter, who just turned 18.  I couldn't get my mind off her, I told Anna about it right away and she thankfully understood the situation I was in, of course I wanted to meet my daughter, but it was still terrifying.
“Dude you okay?” I was torn from my thoughts, looking up from my phone to see Ashley walking in and sitting next to me.
“Who’s that?” He questioned seeing Y/N’s picture on my phone screen. “Are you cheating on Anna?” He questioned accusingly.
“Ash, she’s my daughter.” I said, my voice barely above a whisper, I could still barely comprehend it.
Ashley’s eyes widened, shock blanketing his face “Seriously?” He snatched my phone from my hand, examining the picture, “How old is she?” He questioned.
“18, her mother just contacted me last month, they’re flying out to meet me this weekend.” I sighed, running my fingers through my hair.
“Does Anna know?” Ashley asked.
“Told her right away, you guys. I dunno, it was such a shock I didn't really know what to say.” I sighed, I didn't like keeping secrets from the guys, but I seriously had no idea how to tell them that there was a little me running around New York.
“She looks a lot like you, and hey, she’s a fan.” Ashely smiled, swiping through the pictures seeing Y/N in a BVB shirt.
“That’s the only reason I know she won’t hate me.” I sighed.
“Dude, no one could hate you.” Ashely smiled reassuringly. “I’m pretty sure the guys and myself would also like to meet her when she comes for a visit.” He smiled handing me my phone back.
“I’ll keep that in mind Ash.” I smiled, forever thankful for my friends support.
“Now, think you can nail the drum fills after getting that off your chest?” Ashely questioned with a smile.
“Sure a hell wouldn't hurt to try.” I grinned grabbing my sticks and heading back to record some kickass songs.
You couldn't sit still the entire flight to LA, constantly trying to picture what your father would be like, you knew his name was Christian but that was it. You music couldn't even calm you down, constantly switching songs trying to find one that would calm your nerves. You pulled at the hem of you APinc shirt as you and you mom walked off the plane and went to retrieve your baggage.
“He’s meeting us here right?” you questioned as you and you mom pulled your suitcases along the tiled floor of LAX airport.
“Yes, he said he’s by the Starbucks in the departures, and that he brought one of his bandmates along.” You mom replied checking her phone.
“He’s in a band?” You asked excitedly.
“Yes.” You mom smiled, knowing how much you loved music.
“What type of music does the band play, what instrument does he play?” You started hounding your mom with questions. Your were looking at your mom and not where you were going, you ran into a person, turing to apologize your mouth ran dry. Standing right in front of you in all his tattooed cowboy glory was Ashley motherfuckin’ Purdy himself.
“You’re right Chuppy.” The bassist laughed, “She is a mini you.” He smiled, you turned to see Christian motherfuckin’ Coma greeting your mom. Then it hit you, your dad’s name was Christian, he was in a band, and his eyes were the exact same colour as yours.
“Are you saying that CC of Black Veil Brides is my dad?” You asked your mother in amazement.
“‘Fraid so kiddo.” CC smiled walking up to you. “It’s really nice to meet you Y/N.” He said, opening his arms for a hug which you gladly accepted.
“How about we talk more on the way to Christian’s place.” You mom offered, you, CC, and Ashely nodded as you and your mom grabbed your bags again.
You couldn’t keep the smile off your face. You were finally meeting your father who wasn't just an amazing man who had achieved his dreams, your father was also one of your biggest heroes, and you wouldn't change that for the world.
So that’s the first taste of my writing skills, I’m looking to write a one-shot for every imagine but that can take time because of school and work.
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sweetnestor · 6 years
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12 Days | Chapter 7.2
Two guys that lowkey hate each other are forced to walk in each other’s shoes in order to learn a lesson.
***in collaboration with @themarkiplierexperience
lmao soz its not actually x reader we’re just desperate for attention haaaa
previous
bonus: the videos that “tom recorded/edited”: x x
Waking up to texts from the guy you switched lives with was like waking up to texts from a needy girlfriend. Except instead of affectionate “good morning”s, you get things like, “Oh god. Try not to ruin my channel thx 😅” and other things like, “Don’t worry about Sean. He’s a good guy and he’s helped Bella through a lot. They’re friends and nothing more.”  Oh wait, that’s what Tom needed to know. It was vital information about this life. Well, Sean was already gone, so maybe it wasn’t as important to know now, but still.
There were two more. One made his heart ache. “You have the most beautiful dog and I love her.” Tom missed his little Tess more than anything. He was supposed to be one cuddling with her.
The next one read: “Also this time zone difference is insane, I’m never gonna sleep.”
Tom decided to leave him on read, since he had nothing new to report. Then, he thought about what he had to do today, and a bout of nerves formed in his stomach. Today, he had to successfully record a video as Ethan Nestor. Why was this more stressful than being on a movie set? Why did this make him want to shit his pants more than giving a speech at an awards show, or going to a movie premiere?
There was literally no one else in the room, and Tom was anxious about how he would sound and act. How far could binge watching a bunch of videos late at night get him? Would Ethan’s fans figure out what was really going on? Tom’s own fans were frighteningly incredible at playing detective, he could only guess what Ethan’s would be like. He hadn’t even checked how people reacted to the video that was posted today.
After looking through the files on the computer, Tom stumbled across a game titled “Dream Daddy.” What the fuck kind of games was this guy into? He looked into it a little more, and then discovered what exactly this game was and who made it. Wasn’t really helpful, but what choice did he have?
He also had to Google search how to record the computer screen, cursing Sonji under his breath as he did so. Why did she specifically choose Tom and Ethan to switch? Why couldn’t it have been two nobodies with boring office jobs?
A spark of curiosity hit him. Tom typed “swapping lives” in the search engine, only to receive links to a fiction book with that very title. Next, he tried “soul swapping,” and that was when the Internet connection decided to dramatically slow down.
“Sonji,” Tom whispered as he narrowed his eyes. Whatever, he had more important things to do anyway.
Once he turned on the camera and lights, Tom began right away. He opened the game, and was pleasantly surprised at the dreamlike, whimsical music that started playing. He did a little dance to the music, completely bullshitting what he was doing. It works, right?
He got the god awful intro out of the way. “What is up my cranky crew? It’s Ethan from CrankGameplays and today we are here in Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator!”
The game was actually really fun. Good story, good dialogue.Tom made sure to comment on all of it as he played. He almost made himself as a dad before remembering that he was pretending to be somebody else. This daddy had to have blue hair and glasses. Yes, he had discovered how blind Ethan was after driving in his car a couple of times.
Anyway, recording was the easy part. He just had to act extra dorky and say “oh boy!” every now and again. He also made up a story about having a “horse phase.” Editing was where things got tricky. Firstly, the facecam footage was corrupted, and took ages to get it all back. Then, it was out of sync with the gameplay, which was even more confusing because the last video didn’t have this problem. Cutting out footage was harder than it should have been. It was a nightmare, and Tom grew more and more irritated as he went through it. Lastly, timing the ridiculously long outro music with Ethan’s equally god awful outro phrase (“So thank you guys so much for watching! Hope you enjoyed it, if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video! Love you all, stay cranky, bye!”) was a fucking challenge. Tom just didn’t get it. Wasn’t this supposed to be easy?
Somehow, he got the video done by the noon. Even after that, he had to make a thumbnail on Photoshop after noticing all the ones on the other videos. So Tom had to learn how to use another program as well. He needed a nap after getting through all of it.
Just as he started to come down from the stress, his phone started to blow up. Tom snatched the device from the desk and unlocked it, hoping to hear from Ethan. Instead, it was three different texts from Bella, Mark, and Amy.
Bella: “Good video today!! Are you coming over?”
Mark: “Oh so you decided to keep your channel going. Feel up to coming back to work yet? No rush.”
Amy: “We still on for tomorrow?”
That last message would have been very concerning, had Tom not remembered that Amy was Mark’s girlfriend. The only person he responded to was Bella. After that, he got ready to go.
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There are plenty of things you don’t really think about when you switch lives with another person. Well, you think of the main things like, general personality, the person’s friends and significant others, their job. You don’t really think about things like how this person responds and reacts to their fans. You don’t think about their attention span, the way they fidget, or which leg they put into their jeans first. You don’t think about how they act with their friends versus how they act with their significant other. You really don’t think about what kind of gift he would get for his girlfriend on their six month anniversary.
Tom was bloody lucky that Bella hadn’t heard him enter her apartment that afternoon. He overheard her making a video in her bedroom, where he heard the words “get ready with me,” “date night,” and “anniversary.” Panicked, Tom bolted out of the building, hopped back in the car, and drove off to the closest mall. Part of him wanted to call Ethan and yell at him for not telling him about this, he had the chance to when his phone dinged four times on the ride to the mall. Tom was just trying hard to think up a decent gift on his own. They couldn't help each other, correct?
Eventually, he found something. It wasn’t much, but he could only hope that she wouldn’t mind. Tom had already fucked up with her once, he couldn’t do it again. Apparently, not only was a Pop Funko Spider-Man keychain a decent gift, it was sentimental and perfect for Bella. She nearly teared up when Tom brought it to her later on.
This anxiety thing she had must have been really serious. Bella told him all about how she hadn’t been to the cinema in years because of her panic attacks, and that Homecoming was the first movie she had seen from start to finish without any anxious interruptions. She was very proud of that, and she was happy that she experienced it with Ethan.
If only Ethan were here to see this moment… Actually, he could.
Bella fell asleep later in the afternoon. She was squashed between Tom and the back of the sofa, sleeping somewhat soundly on his chest, or practically on top of him. The physical affection was nice, but Tom wished it was someone else. Thankfully, he had his phone in his hand, so he was able to open the new messages he got literally behind his girlfriend’s back.
He had five new messages, four were the ones from Ethan earlier today, and the last one was from someone called Parker.
“Signed a billion posters, pls work on your signature it’s so much longer than it has to be dude.” Oh please, at least Tom signs his actual name as opposed to Ethan, who apparently signs things with his YouTube name.
“You’ve got a great family dude. Really, they’re all great.” Tom missed his family too. His missed his mother's pancakes.
“On my way to Montreal now for Chaos Walking pre shooting stuff i don’t really know.” That's going to be an adventure.
“I swear if I have to work out I’ll die alright gn?”
Tom rolled his eyes and sent something back. “Thought I completely fucked up your relationship, but it’s all good now!” As a follow up, he added: “Now I’ll be spending my six month anniversary with the missus! Night mate x”
He attached a photo of his current position, giving a smug expression to the camera. Ethan will get a kick out of that, that’s for sure.
“Who ya texting?” asked the sleepy girl lying on him, who could hear the ticking of the keyboard.
Tom was busy reading the next message, it was a little confusing. First of all, who the hell is Parker? Second of all, what the hell did Tom have to do with him tomorrow? And why did it involve Amy? What was with all these “don’t forget tomorrow”s? Why couldn’t anyone be straight up anymore?
I’m looking at you, Sonji, Tom thought just as his phone dinged, indicating that an email had arrived.
I told you you gotta learn a lesson now leave me alone you asswipe!!
Tom, wide eyed, silently locked his phone and put it down for the rest of the day.
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kneesheee · 7 years
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Can I have another imagine? Imagine Ben accidentally wishing to know what its like in the isle.
Loosely inspired by the argument scene between Mal & Ben in D2 (not connected to the movie though)Also so this didn't go how i planned it to?MENTIONS OF CHILD ABUSE/RAPE/PTSD/EATING DISORDERS ---Ben had been pacing in his office for what seemed like hours. "Believe me, I know..." Mal had said. The Isle was bad. Ben knew that. He saw that every time he saw Carlos hiding in area that was way too small for his frame. He saw it when Jay tightened his hands on his book straps until he was red in the face to keep them from wandering. He saw it when Evie scrubbed her face bare and redid her makeup with shaking hands. He saw it when Mal glared at everyone and sketch out Long Live Evil signs.But they were in Auradon now and the Isle may be bad but surely it wasn't bad enough for them to be over it by now. So why weren't they?"It feels like just yesterday when I standing before your father," a voice stated from behind him. Ben whirled around and blinked out the spots in his eyes from the bright pink light."You Beastly men. Always thinking you're better than another because of your status," the voice continued until the light dimmed down to show off a beautiful blonde lady."Bonjour, Benjamin. I'm the Enchantress," she smiled at him. Ben felt shivers run down his spine at her smile. "Speechless, eh? Better than your father with all of his yelling for another chance," the Enchantress stated as she leaned forward in his desk chair."What are you doing here?" Ben heard himself ask."What I do best, of course. Give you Beasts trouble. Don't worry, you're life wont be measured by a rose," she giggled to herself as she just told the best joke in the world. "I always knew your mother and father would be the ones for each other, you know. After I cursed him, I had to pave the way for them to find each other. You're welcome.""Merci, I think? But what did I do for you to be here," Ben demanded. She pulled her wand out and pointed it at him. "Don't use that tone with me, Benjamin Florian! Without me, you wouldn't even be here."Ben felt his mouth snap shut. She did have a point. She cleared her throat before the smile was back."I'm here because of the selfishness in your heart. I'm disappointed, actually. With Belle as your mother, I wouldn't have expected your heart to be so selfish. I thought it would've been Chandler that I would've had to visit even if he is technically my sister's charge or that ex girlfriend of yours, Audrey. Mother knows that Janet, Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather are doing horrible jobs with them. I told them the Isle was a bad idea, but no one wanted to listen to the woman that cursed a selfish man," she spat bitterly. Her eyes flashed as she remembered how her objections fell on death ears. How Fairy Godmother tried to belittle her. "You should lay low, Enchantress. Adam still hasn't forgiven you for turning him into a beast," she had said. At least the Enchantress' transformation lasted for years and not hours. She seriously couldn't give that poor girl until 1 o'clock. A shame really. "Selfishness," Ben questioned drawing her back out of her thoughts.The smile was back. "Oh, yes. Your friends from that cursed prison. The Isle of the Lost where you all had my sister locked in but she escaped and now sitting in her daughter's room as a lizard."This time she stood up as she made her way closer to Ben. "You don't understand why they're not over the trauma they received from the Isle. But you cannot undo 14 to 16 years of pain.""But they're in Auradon now. They're safe! Don't they understand that?"She ran a hand down his face, "They know that, but their behavior has been instilled in them since they could sit up on their own. Hm, here let me show you."Before Ben could ask what she meant, she pressed her fingers to his face and everything went black.When Ben finally came around, the first thing he noticed was how no one paid attention to him. The second was the body that literally walked right through him. He looked around and noticed well a dump. Unstable buildings surrounded him. The smell of rotten food hit his nose and he gagged at the foul and questionable scents.But then a familiar flash of color caught his eye. He whipped around to stare at the obvious younger version of his girlfriend. She looked... she looked like how she did when she first came to the Isle except more dark. More evil. Beside her was the obvious younger version of Jay. His hair was still long except this time it stopped at the very beginning of his back. There was a cruel smirk on his face as they stood outside of what appeared to be their school. Their old school. Students gave the two of them wide berth as they made their way into the building.Not too long after another boy went stumbling backwards on the steps as the familiar younger version of Evie appeared with a glare so fierce he thought he was looking at the framed photo of the Evil Queen that Snow White keeps on her desk. Some kids squealed and ran in the opposite direction as she appeared."You broke my nail," she snarled as she held her hand up. Mal and Jay stepped forward to see the offending nail and glared at the boy on the ground. It may seem stupid to get mad about a nail, but they knew what the Evil Queen would do when she saw it."I-I-I didn't mean to," the boy stuttered pitifully. He tried to stumble away, but he didn't get far when the familiar form of Carlos dropped out of nowhere right behind him. "I'm sorry!""You're sorry? You know what my mother would do to me if she heard me ever say that," Carlos snarled. The other three nodded their heads. You just don't apologize on the Isle. Carlos grabbed the boy by the front of his shirt and dragged him back in front of his friends."He's all yours," he told Jay and Mal. Before pulling Evie away while the other two tore into the boy, he led her to unoccupied room and began to try to fix her nail. "We made this in Weird Science when we had a joint class with Gothel. Apparently, it's what gives girls nails. Something called acrylic."Evie smiled and kept her sniffles to herself. Massacre avoided. It wasn't long before her nail was fixed and her other two friends appeared."Crisis fixed," Jay questioned wiping the blood from his hands. Evie nodded and showed off her fixed nail. "Wicked.""Lets ditch," Mal stated like an opinion. But the rest of them knew it was an order, so they all just left without even looking at their classes. They just walked away from school and made their way to the marketplace."Score. I can do some shopping early," Jay stated before they made their way into the throngs of people.Ben watched with wide eyes as the four of them stole. Jay was looting the most and he was doing it effortlessly. Evie didn't have to steal much. With her perfect pout and a smile every now and then, people just handed things to her while she stole whatever stood out to her but no one wanted to give away. Mal didn't have to steal much either. A glare here or there had people scrambling to give them whatever she wanted, but that didn't stop her from grabbing a couple of wallets and whatever else she found appealing. She laughed cruelly as she walked off and found a poster of his dad. She reached into the crevices of the walls and brought of spray paint. Then she started another one of her familiar long live evil designs. This one with Cruella as the background. Carlos' small stature had him zipping in and out as he took whatever he could get his hands on. Food, money, and is that a fur coat? where is he going to even hide that!After awhile, the four of them left the marketplace and headed towards what stated Jafar's Junkshop. "Dad," Jay called. Jafar made his down and scowled the second he saw his son. "Don't you suppose to be at school," Jafar questioned. Jay shrugged and started to empty his pockets and Jafar immediately lost his scowl. And even though it was far from encouraged, Mal and the others started to empty their own pockets. How else could they get Jay to hang out with them if Jafar wasn't pleased?Jafar nodded his head with an eyebrow raised as he looked over everything. He looked at Jay and said, "I guess you aren't completely useless. I expect to see better this afternoon."Jay fought down his smile and nodded his head before waiting to be dismissed. "You can go," Jafar stated shooing them away. They all walked off somewhat slowly to make it seem as if they weren't excited to have help Jay make his dad somewhat proud of him. Ben watched as Mal brushed a hand through her hair and saw the beginnings of a tattoo peeking out from under her jacket sleeve."What now," Evie questioned. Carlos startled."If i get home and start on chores now, then there won't be anything for me to do this evening!"The other three scowled at the mention of Carlos going home. They didn't want him around Cruella longer than he had to be."Fine," Mal snapped. Her hatred for his mother clear in her voice. "But we're going to be in the treehouse if you need us."Carlos nodded his head. If anything, the fact that his friends were near would have him working harder.This time the four made their way to Hell Hall with Ben silently following them. And the route they took this time had tears springing to his eyes. He saw little kids running around before being snatched away into alleyways. Their screams and pleads of help falling on death ears. Their "leave me alone" and "you cant touch me there" being ignored.He saw other kids being slapped down in front of people. Their arms being grabbed so forcefully that they might as well be pulling them out of the socket. He wanted to help, but how could he? He couldn't even touch them.He just closed his eyes and tried to block out the sounds of pain coming from around him. When he opened his eyes, he basically ran away from the scene to catch up to the Rotten Four. He watched as the older three broke off and headed towards the backyard while Carlos headed through the front door.Ben hesitated but he kept following Carlos. He can admit that it was a selfish decision to see what one of their homes looked like despite them never really talking about it.He didn't expect the bottle to come flying at his head. He ducked on instinct and saw Carlos a few steps ahead doing the same."What are you doing here, brat? This is my time!" Cruella snarled as she made her way towards her son. She had previously sitting on the couch attempting to sew up a pillow when Carlos opened the door."I didn't have anything better to do, so I-I decided to come home and do my chores," Carlos stuttered out. Ben gasped as Cruella slapped him with the sewing needle still in her hand."This isn't your home! This is my house and you're only here because I need someone to keep my furs clean," she snarled. Carlos didn't say anything but pull put the fur coat that he had stolen earlier from the inside of his own jacket and wow, how did that fit in there? And are those matching earmuffs?"I brought you a gift, mother," Carlos told her holding out the objects. The snarl dropped completely off her face to be replaced with an insane smile. She bet the little stuffed scarf/dog thing around her shoulders."Yes, Baby. Maybe the mutt is good for something other than cleaning," she told it. And Ben felt a little disturbed at the obvious affection in her voice for a stuffed animal in comparison to her son. "Add it to the others and fluff them. And don't forget to wash my baby when I get back from the spa." She grabbed her keys and left the house slamming the door shut. Carlos sighed deeply before sinking to floor. He looked at the droplets of blood splattered on the floor before he headed towards the closet and walked in carefully.Ben didn't understand why until he got a good look at the floor and the first thing he saw was traps lying on the ground. And not something simple as mice traps. Huge bear traps. And wolf traps. And then he got a clear look at the furs surrounding them. Her closet had more furs in it than Audrey had dresses. Teapots! Did she expect him to fluff all of these with those traps lying around? Ben saw the resigned acceptance on Carlos face and knew that she did. Ben didn't want to see anymore of this. He didn't think he could stomach it. Carlos was the youngest and he was like a life sized teddy bear. If his mom threw a bottle and slapped him for just coming home, what would she do if he didn't finish the furs? What else had she done just for Carlos being born?Then he thought about the panic in Evie's eyes at the mention of her broken nail. What would her mother would've done if she went home with that? He remembered the reports for when the four came to Auradon, but he dismissed hem thinking they were being biased because they were villains. Evie had a slight eating disorder. She ate just enough to stay her size. She didn't eat under and she didn't eat over. And she'd starve or force herself to throw up if she did. He didn't want to believe it. Evie was perfect. Why would she need to watch her weight so badly?He thought about the desperate gleam of approval in Jay's eyes as he emptied his pockets for his dad. The happiness in his eyes when his dad said he wasn't worthless. A viscous beast with a heart of gold the adults had whispered about him. and then he thought of Mal whose glare fell on anybody that hurt one of her own and compared her to the girl he knew. He knew Maleficent only wanted the most evil for her. How would she have acted if she saw the connection between the her daughter and the other three?He didn't think he wanted to know. Mal, you're not on Isle anymore. And maybe it's time I stopped trying to force myself to forget that its all you knew. Put the ball in your hands.When Ben blinked, everything went black and he was back in his office this time to the worried faces of the other four. They were all staring at him worried and jumped back the second they noticed his eyes open."Ben," they all sighed in relief before averting their eyes.Mal stepped back a little. "We know what happened."Ben sat up on the couch he had been placed on with the help of Evie. "The Enchantress came to our room demanding to see her sister and telling Mal that she was her favorite niece and that she placed you under a viewing spell and you were going to need our help when you woke," Evie stated."She showed me the Isle," Ben told him and noticed how all of them tensed. "You four were... You really ruled the Isle. I didn't see much, but you could tell with how everyone basically gave you all everything." The four of them still didn't look him in the eyes as he spoke. He wasn't going to mention anything about Cruella and Carlos. "I didn't see much other than you guys stealing and disturbing scenes in the marketplace. It stopped as the four of you mentioned a tree house?"He noticed some tension leave at the mention of it. He guessed it was their safehaven, but they still didn't say anything."You four will always be the kids from Isle. And its about time we all accepted that and stopped expecting you all to get over it. Its wrong of all of us."The four gave him small smiles, but they all still seemed a little forced."Well, I'm glad that learned your lesson and it didn't take years for you," the achingly familiar voice of the Enchantress stated from her seat at his desk again. She had the lizard form of Maleficent sitting beside her. "Unlike Janet, who decided to lock our sister away and then had the audacity to treat her like an animal. I will be taking her home to face the punishment from our mother. And Mal, dear, when you're ready I'll take you to meet her also seeing as Janet hasn't even taken her own daughter to meet mother."She stood up in her full glory and grabbed Maleficent's tank before turning back to the five of them. "Benjamin, I am proud to be your families' guardian despite the way my actions may seem. You have my blessing to date my niece."Ben and Mal blushed as she disappeared before them. Evie, Jay, and Carlos all laughed at the looks of the two of their faces ridding the room of the tension in the air. Ben looked at the four of them. The Isle may be worse than he expected but if these four can shine and blossom, then he knew with their guidance so could other kids."You guys want to help me choose the next group of kids to come over?"
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West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review - 7/7/17
I took last week off, but I hope y’all had a great 4th of July weekend. Life’s still kinda kicking my ass, so this’ll be an abridged edition this week.
I finally got around to watching a movie! It’s been on my list since I first heard it was in pre-production, and I’m amazed it took me this long to watch it, considering my love for the source material. The Founder stars Michael Keaton as Ray Kroc, the “founder” of McDonald’s who really just stole the concept from the McDonald Brothers. A down-on-his-luck shake machine salesman, Kroc happens upon the fledgling McDonald’s restaurant in Southern California. Knowing a good thing when he saw it, he pretty much insisted on becoming a part of the operation, mainly focused on franchising the business. And that’s when things get interesting. I LOVE McDonald’s. You can hate me all you want, but like Jim Gaffigan says, “Everyone has their own McDonald’s”. Mine just happens to be the actual company. I don’t know enough about the history of the company to know how factual an account the movie was, but it was sure damn entertaining. Keaton is amazing in it, and I feel like anyone would enjoy the movie even if they think they don’t give a rat’s ass about McDonald’s as a company. I highly recommend this film.
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We finally got our first trailer for Marvel’s Inhumans, and now I realize why they were so hesitant to release it. MY GOD THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE! It looks like Into The Badlands – a show that I hate because people fawn over it when it looks like something that would’ve aired after Xena on Saturday afternoons 20 year ago. Yeah, I even told one of the Badlands creators that when he confronted me over my “appraisal” on Twitter. Badlands is a bad show, but it gets “diversity points”, so folks give it a pass. This show doesn’t even get diversity right, so it’s really just a shitshow in the making. I hate hate HATE that this is considered an official part of the MCU, even if it’s just a part of the never-referenced TV wing. Anyway, this trainwreck debuts in IMAX on September 1st, but will officially air on ABC beginning September 22nd.
Speaking of diversity points, CBS lost all of theirs when they let the Asians go from Hawaii Five-O last weekend. Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park both left the show after salary negotiations broke down as they requested pay equal to their costars. I’ve never seen more than 15 minutes of that show, but I know the dude from Lost seemed pretty important to things. He was basically the White guys’ interpreter to all things native. CBS has claimed that they offered them sizable increases, which weren’t deemed acceptable to Park and Kim. Now the Five-O showrunner, Peter Lenkov, is now joining the side of the network, saying that CBS made “generous offers” to the stars, yet they decided not to renew their contracts.
This has turned into a discussion of race in Hollywood and how things still aren’t equal across the board. I’m a big fan of billing. Billing is important, and should go to the most well-known star. It’s the reason all the ’89 Batman posters say “Jack Nicholson” first. Dude was a bigger star. Now, I didn’t watch Lost and I didn’t watch Battlestar Galactica, but I still recognize Kim and Park from those shows. Maybe it’s just because I’m a geek and folks were always talking about those shows. The show’s star, Alex O’Loughlin? I can’t name a thing he’s been in. Don’t know that dude from Adam. And the other lead? James Caan’s kid? Whatever. Y’all mean you couldn’t pony up the cash to keep Lost Dude and Battlestar Girl? We’re not talking about big names here so, unless there was a favored nations clause where O’Loughlin would have to get a raise if they got raises, thereby thwarting the whole “equality” thing, I don’t see what the problem was. As has been pointed out, all O’Loughlin and Caan had to do was stand in solidarity with their costars and this would’ve been a non-issue. Word on the street it O’Loughlin is quitting at the end of the season anyway, so it’s not like we’re talking another 5 years here. He couldn’t keep his ego in check for a season? Nah, for too many folks, as long as they’ve got theirs, they don’t care if you’ve got yours.
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We also got a trailer for Pitch Perfect 3, forcing me to reiterate that NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A TRILOGY. I know everyone involved likes money, but sometimes there are natural, built-in ends to things. That thing was a 2-movie franchise and that’s it. Don’t forget – I lived that life. I was in the same competition the Bellas won in the first film (we came in 2nd), and I experienced the aca-graduation blues that the girls experienced in the second film. That’s pretty much it. There’s nowhere else to go. I mean, sure there are some random outlier outcomes. One of my groupmates is a hit producer in Asia now. Another is a pretty big pop star in Hong Kong. The rest of us? Dead-end jobs and bills. I used to occasionally do karaoke, but even that got to be too depressing. That shit is fun while it lasts, and then you’ve got to move on. So, in that vein, I can understand the plot of the 3rd movie, with the girls wanting to have one last hurrah, but I don’t really understand the concept of putting them on a USO tour. Is that something the troops wanna see? Has Pentatonix been dropped into the theater of war? It just seems kinda farfetched to me, and I was fine with how things were left in the last movie. Sure, I’ll see it, but it won’t be in a theater.
Things You Might Have Missed This Week
Hide grandma’s wallet – QVC is buying out Home Shopping Network.
After 3 seasons, The Carmichael Show has been canceled by NBC. I really wish someone else would snatch it up, as it’s a smart show
Netflix has renewed Dear, White People for a 2nd season. Meanwhile, they canceled Girlboss after one season. Reed Hastings giveth and he taketh away.
Speaking of Netflix, hearing the cries of fans, Sense8 will officially conclude with a 2-hour finale special
Netflix also renewed one of my favorite original shows, F is For Family, for a 3rd season.
Apparently a series based on the popular Step Up film series, called Step Up: High Water, will premiere on YouTube Red, where absolutely NOBODY is gonna watch it.
Fuller House season 3 will coincidentally premiere on the 30th anniversary of Full House, September 22nd.
Make your vacations weird again, as Cirque du Soleil has purchased Blue Man Group.
Patton Oswalt is engaged to 80s actress Meredith Salenger. Ya know, the same Patton whose wife died last year. I guess we all grieve in our own ways…
Lack of interest brought down The House, which bombed at the box office last weekend. It was reportedly Will Ferrell’s lowest live-action opening for a major studio.
Nick Fury will reportedly be making his MCU return in 2019’s Captain Marvel
HBO is reportedly getting the True Detective band back together, with a 3rd season to star Mahershala Ali
Nixing speculation that she was still up for the White House Press Secretary job, Kimberly Guilfoyle has reupped her contract with Fox News
Rob Lowe and his sons will chase the supernatural in The Lowe Files, and I literally cannot wait.
New game show, Snap Decision, premieres August 7th. Hosted by David Allen Grier, the show breaks precedent because it will debut on GSN and in syndication on the same date.
The world’s leading (and only) bar scientist favorited my tweet this week
We’re gonna do something different here this week. Usually, if you’ve been paying attention to the week’s news, you can at least try to figure out who or what had the best week. Some weeks it’s harder to choose something than others. Then I remembered, “Will, this is YOUR site.” After all, this is all pop culture through my lens, so it’s my rules. So, sometimes I might choose something that meant a lot to me that week, while you were none the wiser. But I bring it up on the site so that we’re all on the same page. And that’s the kind of pick I have this week.
After watching The Founder, I was left thinking, “Michael Keaton is a goddamn national treasure”. After watching Spider-Man: Homecoming last night (yeah, we’ll talk about it next week, when more of y’all have had a chance to see it), I was thinking “Why have we been sleeping on Keaton the past 20 years?” I mean, with the exception of The Other Guys, I honestly hadn’t seen a Michael Keaton movie since probably Batman Returns, and yet Birdman is the one considered his “comeback vehicle”. In The Founder, he really made you feel for a traveling salesman who was at the end of his rope. After a string of laughable failures, he finally found something to which he could hitch his wagon: McDonald’s. And while he also had to prove this to everyone in his sphere of orbit, most importantly he had to prove this to himself. He really needed a win, and Keaton did such a great job conveying that.
In Homecoming, Keaton plays Adrian Toomes, better known as the Vulture (though he’s never called that by name in the film). Not unlike Alfred Molina’s Dr. Octopus, he’s something of a sympathetic villain. Were it not for the fact that comic book franchises deal in the good/bad binary, you could almost relate to him and understand where he’s coming from. He’s a modern-day working class guy who feels ignored by the fat cats up on high. He doesn’t have evil goals. He simply wants to provide for his family, and he has a code of honor that dictates he must do whatever it takes to make good on that promise. I felt that Keaton did a great job expressing the plight of the working man. Sure, he got to utter some cheesy villain dialogue, but that simply comes with the territory. If you stopped for a minute, and ignored the fact that Spider-Man HAS to win, you realize that Toomes is actually kind of on to something. Again, though, I’ll get into more Homecoming thoughts next week.
My pal Chad pretty much swears by Michael Keaton as his favorite actor – a lot of that having to do with his immense love of 1989’s Batman. I’ve gotta say, I was never a huge fan of Keaton’s Batman, and when Chad would laud Keaton’s praises, I wasn’t really seeing it. I see it now, though. I have seen the light and I am healed! Dear Hollywood, more Michael Keaton, please! He pretty much impressed me on two different cinematic fronts this week, and that’s why Michael Keaton had the West Week Ever.
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