#Crack

[maxtermind]

Hi pookie!! can you please do y/n messaging f1 drivers "would you still love me if i was a worm?" and they all react to it differently. Also i would love to see more y/n and f1 driver gc text content.. love ur humor btw!!

f1 drivers reacting to 'if I was a worm?' texts

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: i'm still here!! it's just exam szn for me😔🙏 thank you for the humor compliment btw, i go through 5 stages of grief before posting crack everytime

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#★ : my work ! #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #formula 1 #f1 instagram au #fanfiction #carlos sainz x reader #f1 fic #max verstappen x reader #lando norris x reader #formula one #boyfriend texts #f1 smau #lewis hamilton fluff #f1 fluff #carlos sainz fluff #crack texts #f1 #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #lando norris #oscar piastri #crack #charles leclerc x reader #oscar piastri x reader #max verstappen fluff #smau

[raileurta]

Idk what this is honestly

*After a Justice League meeting*

Green lantern: You know spooky with your army of children you must be quite the ladies man.

Bruce has decided to mess with Hal.

Batman: I gave birth to them lantern.

Green Lantern: I- what?

Batman: *deadpan* I. Gave. Birth. To. Them.

Green Lantern: But- I- you're a man.

Batman: I don't know how that is relevant to this conversation.

Batman: I must depart I have important business elsewhere.

Hal tells everyone, no one believes him.

#batman prompt #Batman #batfamily #batfam #crack #green lantern #hal jordan #bruce wayne #Bruce is a troll #slightly inspired by a crack birth thing i saw on incorrect batfam quotes post

[sm64mario]

hey it's me bowser gwahaha

i'm still really peeved i've never gotten a solo game but don't let anyone know that

does anyone else like spicy chicken nuggets

#crack

[shallowseeker]

It's a case that dead-ends at a magical door. But this Open Sesame can only be triggered by married men or women. Mary steps up to bat and reads the words, but the magic is finnicky. It only works for current marriages.

CAS: *stepping up*

OTHERS: cAs???!

CAS: "The definition of marriage is broad: political, conciliatory, locational, common law..."

(*in the background, Dean is lobster-red, thinking his inclusion of common law means them ofc*)

As the door slides open, Sam crows in victory, and they continue on.

SAM: "Hey so what opened the door? You got a wife we don't know about?"

CAS: "Yes. I suppose I owe a great deal to the djinn queen."

DEAN, face falling: wHaT?????

#crack #it's been a DAY again

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Kate has no survival skills. Her need to be a hero has replaced them.

Natasha: That can't be true.

Yelena: Watch this.

Yelena: Kate Bishop, there's a lost child at the bottom of the stairs!

Kate: (throws herself out the nearest window)

Yelena: God I love her.

#and then yelena proceeds to yeet herself out the window too #bishova #bishlova #kate bishop #yelena belova #black widow #hawkeye #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #crack #funny #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes

[waytooinvested]

Lena: Why does Kara never seems to pick up on my flirting?? Sam, will you pretend to be Kara so I can practise asking her out? I need you to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Sam: Sure, lay it on me. Lena: Kara, I like you romantically and I want to go on a date with you. Sam: You're being way too subtle, she'll never get it.

#supercorp #incorrect supercorp quotes #Lena Luthor #Kara Danvers #sam arias #crack

[stick2sherlock]

Headcanon:

When Damian came to live in Gotham, Bruce took to playing chess with him, to bond and spend time together out of batbusiness. Back then, while Damian was very good at chess, he was not good enough to beat Bruce, and thus to keep Damian playing Bruce would sometimes let his kid win. It was a game in itself, to play in a way that Damian would not notice any "foul play" as the fallout of Damian learning that his wins were fake would be immense.

With time, Damian got better and started winning for real, not EVERY time, but often enough, and suddenly Bruce didn't have to pretend to lose. And with 1 Damian's win for 10 matches slowly morphing into 5 wins for every 10 matches, Bruce was left extremely, EXTREMELY proud, but also... a bit disgruntled? He's BATMAN and he's losing to a child? I mean, his child, which is good, but still. It's just embarassing. It doesn't help that whole batfam finds it hilarious. But its ok, Bruce does NOT have a crisis. At all. Bruce is being normal about it and never thought about cheating at chess so that he can win more, thank you very much.

Superman, during League meeting: And Batman we will as always rely on your tactical and strategic guidance. I must say, you are our own chessmaster (chuckle).

Batman suddenly thinking how he was trounced in a chess match by a literal 12 year old a few days ago:

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #headcanon #crack #Bruce not winning on purpose: good #Bruce not winning: batastrophe

[multifandon-simp]

I really love any and all stories in which the prefect confuses (and potentially traumatizes) the Twst cast with knowledge from our world, maybe it's because of my obsession with cultural differences and confusing people but idk.

Anyway I wish there were more of them because it's just such a fun idea. But I never saw the fanfics discuss the topic of hunting and burning witches at stake, and I'm just like ?????

Because I would love to tell them about it and watch the horror on their faces. It's payback for all the shit I've been put through at NRC (especially by Crowley) and there's nothing you can do about it.

Oh headmage do you have any new tasks for me?

Well how would you like to hear about the cruel reality of the medieval times and peoples attitude towards witchcraft for most of history in return?

I'm begging on my knees if someone who can write sees this, please please write it I need it in my life.

#back on my bullshit once again #i would do it but i dunno how to write #crack post #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst thoughts #twisted wonderland x reader #twst yuu #twst crowley #crack fic #crack

[bubblegumflavor]

Don't ask me why I had this headcanon of Dally just growling at anyone who gets too close to Johnny... and randomly thought I haven't seen a hold my flower meme in a while and then this happened

#the outsiders #johnny cade #dallas winston #jally #johnnycake #dally winston #the hero and the hoodlum #they are so dumb i love them endlessly #the outsiders fanart #fanart #jally fanart #crack #reblog if you like ♡

[hannibard]

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #photo #my edit #crack #shitpost #meme #one of my favorite promo photos #i wanna meet the photographer #i want an autograph

[mxwrldwide]

Garfield x Family guy episode

This is definitely the dumbest thing I've drawn but I saw this:

And immediately thought of the family guy clip for some reason and it's kinda funny so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#garfield #art #fanart #digital art #family guy #family guy memes #meme #crossover #funny #crack #crack post #shitpost

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #batposting #shitpost #tw food mention

[gageisahomeboi]

Another one

#fallout #fallout memes #fo4 #crack #nuka world #fallout 2 #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout 3 #fallout 76 #fallout nv #fonv #fo3 #fo2 #sole survivor #Kellogg #fo4 Kellogg #institute #synth

[frownyalfred]

Bruce is Clark’s “my senses/powers are going insane right now, please cover for me” person and no one in the Justice League has ever fully caught on because Bruce (as Batman) will just suddenly start picking a fight with Hal Jordan (who is always down to argue) and distract the entire League long enough for Clark to either leave or get a handle on whatever is bugging him.

#kryptonian biology #I just want a fic where Clark is sobbing because of his senses for some reason #and Bruce just holds him #hmm #bruce wayne #batman #dc #justice league #Hal jordan #crack #morning thoughts

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Kate: You have the tendency to commit dangerous acts of self-sacrifice and can't let go of a grudge.

Yelena:

Yelena: An object, Kate!

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #crack #funny #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes

[moneypriestess]

Gothamites love the newest edition to the Wayne family.

Even though Danny comes from a small town he acts more like a true gothamite than some kids that grew up in Gotham.

Most of the Wayne children come from the streets, yet only Danny acts like he still remembers it. It's been at least a year since he was officially adopted. If you don't count the 6 months he was fostered by Bruce Wayne, usually after that amount of time passed the child should have become all rich kid polite and shit.

everyone remembers when dick was first adopted, yes, he was still Roudy after the first year but all that wild crazy energy he had was zapped by his full belly and silk pillows. Then there was Jason Todd, and before his unfortunate passing, he too had lost that wild energy that the streets bred.

next was Tim who didn't really count because he was a rich kid that got adopted to be an even richer kid.

then Cass and Damian just appeared out of nowhere and instead of the crazy gothamite energy the first two had, they had this calm crazy energy instead, that kind of mellowed out as the years passed.

Yet Danny stayed the same, in fact, all gothamites fondly remember just last week when they watched the news to see Danny bite the hand of a journalist that tried to touch him without permission.

yes, all the true gothamites loved the newest edition to the Wayne family.

#crossover #dc x dp #danny phantom #crack #batfam #danny fenton #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc #dp #dpxdc