Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?
Y/N: I got her a dog.
Kate: Really? Me too!
Sam: I also got her a dog!
Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.
Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.
Scott: I got her a dog!
[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]
Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
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a kiss is not supposed to actually heal wounds, kate bishop.. or does it!
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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Saw Florence’s insta video of her on the Thunderbolts set and I wanna write a fic where Kate sees Yelena with short hair. Imagine this:
Yelena shows up at Kate’s apartment after the movie…
Yelena: Kate Bishop! I am starving, do you want to order Chinese food takeout?
Kate: Y-Yelena?
She sees the short hair and short circuits immediately.
Kate: I-I mean—Y-You look—I need to—I—P-Peter’s calling, yep he’s calling and I-I’m gonna—I’ll be back!
She runs off to the rooftop, leaving behind a very confused Yelena who looks at Cassie who’s lounging on the couch.
Yelena: Is Kate Bishop okay? Is she sick?
Cassie mumbling: caught the gay fever that’s for sure
Yelena: What?
Cassie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: you know Kate, she’s probably tired from training all day.
Yelena: Oh well then she needs to get some rest.
Cassie mumbling again: She definitely needs to get something.
Meanwhile…
Kate on the phone to Peter: Pete you don’t understand, she cut her hair!
Peter: And?
Kate: How am I supposed to function? She can’t just do that to me! She could’ve given me a warning!
Peter: Kate, I don’t see what’s the big deal.
Kate: Remember how you reacted when MJ got those red highlights?
Peter: Oh….OHHHH
Kate: Exactly
Peter: Good luck.
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