#unordinary oneshot

[michixoxo]

hello i just wanted to request a one-shot! i love your writing haha

anyways could you write a oneshot based on the reader (female) (who’s dating arlo-secretly or publicly idk) having to fight john during the joker arc and arlo gets involved and the aftermath of the fight? like if the reader is hospitalised! kind of like when joker and remi fought. thanks sm if you can!

ofc! thank you anon, im just glad i have people to write for <3

word count: 1.1K

a fucking jungle. that's the only way you can describe this hell hole. as if high school wasn't bad enough, with joker running around, it's become an anxious mess of trembling cowards and fools. though, as much as you'd like to blame the rest of the student body for how things are going down, you can't shake the feeling like you're all to blame. too self-absorbed, too violent, too cruel, to notice nor care about those below us. with a strained laugh, you figure you're the same. too vain.

but instead of degrading yourself any longer, you walk down the empty hallway, wondering whether it'd be better to text arlo for his location than search for him. though, whenever you both would plan to meet up, it would always catch some prying eyes, ruining the whole secret relationship part of your secret relationship. you reach for your phone in your back pocket, still looking forward. he's been really stressed lately, for good reason, maybe you should take him out for dinn—? huh? that's weird. you don't feel your phone in your pocket. you hum as you turn your neck back and—

—collide with someone's white-knuckled fist. you barely have time to process whats going on as you fall down, red already beginning to drip down and out of your nose onto the pristine white floor. who the hell?! who would dare—?! a knee connects with your head, forbidding any coherent thoughts.

"you're boyfriend's fucking useless, and so are you.", you're not you when you're hungry, and you can't help but think, as you look at that infamous ski mask through blood laced eyes, that mister joker could really benefit from a snickers. you power up, the glow in your eyes as dim and pessimistic as your chances in this fight. yet, you stand, though the reddened ground almost seems to drag you with it. you stand, though you wish to sleep and never wake again. you stand, because a certain blond doesn't like cowards and damn it all to hell if you aren't gonna try for him.

despite this, a pig's resolve is never thought of by the farmer. try as you might, but as you hear the crack of your spine under his foot, you realize there's not a world in which a mere spade could trump this joker. you fall, face first on the ground. you watch, as the black of his shoes comes into view. surly, he won't kick you while you're— fuck! okay, maybe he will. and he does so multiple times to where it's almost funny. you make a cruel beat with the rhythm of his kicks and the sound of your groans. a symphony never realized, for a forceful punch knocks joker off his beat.

"HAVE YOU NOT HAD ENOUGH?!", you barely open your eyes, blood soaked, making it hard to see. though, you'd recognize that pristine blond hair anywhere. "SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! HOW VIOLENT— HOW CRUEL ARE YOU?!", the source of all our problems: violence, cruelty. but, he's right, you didn't do anything. didn't do anything when you saw the lower tiers brought to their knees. didn't do anything when you saw the manic grins of the higher tiers, getting off from their pain. you held no hand in it, but maybe to joker, your eyes hold the same guilt.

judge, jury, and executioner, he lands a solid punch to arlo's face. not like it did much, his skin feels closer to stone than flesh. still, the slightly muffled, impossibly vengeful voice reaches your ears, "you didn't stop sera from being kidnapped, but you have the balls to prevent your fucking whore from getting what she deserves? your priorities seem to be fucked up, your majesty." you try to laugh, but only blood sputters out. darkness overtakes you, violent and cruel.

...

"its all my fault.", you never took arlo as the self depricating kind, but you can understand the sentiment as you lie in hospital gowns and wheeze with every breath. "no, it's not, he was gonna go after me anyways. the whole destroy the hierarchy thing he's going on about and all...fuck, how could we not know there was someone this strong in Wellston?", you cough, "and apparently bloodthirsty."

you raise an eyebrow as he looks away, a certain expression gracing his face, one you've never seen. it almost looks like... shame? no, no, arlo? ashamed? did joker give you brain damage or something-? no way. no. way.

"you good?", his attention returns back to you. he holds your gaze before smiling, soft and delicate. an expression you've seen many times before, one reserved only for you. "i should be asking you, you're in the hospital bed after all.", "meh, i'll walk it off." you both allow yourself to giggle, basking in each other's company.

he holds your hand, resting his forehead ever so gently on the back. "i'm sorry. i'm really, really sorry." you grimace, it's not his fault. if anything, joker should be apologizing. he should be here groveling, begging for your forgiveness rather than arlo, the man you want to marry.

you caress his face, lifting your hand to cup his cheek gently, pulling his head up. your heart aches, looking at those glossy blue eyes. he hasn't cried in years, told you as much, and yet here he is, on the brink. and all for you. with your thumb, you rub circles into his cheek.

"i love you, and i'll always be here for you.", you say, imagining that the ache in your heart matches his as he leans into your touch, letting out a breathy chuckle. he sighs, and his breath is warm against your chilled hands.

"besides, a couple kicks isn't gonna kill me. joker will have to try harder to take me out!", you give him a thumbs up, earning a more genuine laugh. "right, he'd have better luck by throwing a book at your head.", you gasp, "hey! i read, probably more than you, you ass!", "hm, you're right,", you cross your arms proud at your— "it'd have to be a calculus book. blunt force combined with your hatred of math? might have to arrange your funeral right now.", "HEY!"

you spend the evening like that, which soon falls into the night. the sun descends down the buildings outside the window, not returning. your sun, similarly grabs a blanket, covering himself with it as he sleeps in a chair at your bedside, holding your hand in his. you glance at him, and squeeze his hand ever so slightly. this is the man you want to marry, and joker better try his damn hardest to take you from him.

#unordinary arlo #unordinary #michixoxo #unordinary oneshot

[gaybatmanenthusiast]

An unordinary encounter (oneshot)

(FIVE HARGREEVES X MALE READER)

⋆★ word count : 517

⋆★ warnings : ANGST!!

⋆★ summary : in short words, meet at bar, date, death!! it’s kind of all over the place and it’s been in my drafts so I need to get rid of it xox

⋆★ extra : WWOOOWWWIIEEE WROTE THIS FOR A FRIEND !!!!!!! 😽😽😽 HEYYYAAAAAA

In the bustling city, (M/N) found himself at a local bar, seeking a brief respite from the chaos of the world. Little did he know that this night would be far from ordinary. As he sat at the counter, nursing his drink, (M/N) noticed a figure in a distinctive suit standing nearby. It was none other than Five Hargreeves, the world-weary time-traveler from the Umbrella Academy.

Intrigued by the enigmatic man, (M/N) took a chance and struck up a conversation with Five, their words flowing easily into the night. They laughed, shared stories, and discovered a deep connection that transcended the confines of time and space. It was an instant bond that neither of them could deny.

As the evening wore on and the bar became livelier, Five suggested they continue their conversation somewhere more private. They escaped the noise and found solace in a nearby park, where the tranquil ambience set the stage for a heartfelt confession. Five admitted the growing attraction he felt for (M/N), and to (M/N)'s joy, the feeling was mutual.

Days turned into weeks, and (M/N) and Five began dating. Their relationship bloomed amidst secret rendezvous, stolen kisses, and shared adventures. They were each other's anchor, finding comfort and understanding in a world that always seemed to be on the verge of chaos.

But fate had a cruel twist in store for (M/N). Unknown to both of them, an illness started to take a toll on his health. At first, it was a minor inconvenience, but soon it progressed, casting a shadow over their blossoming love. As (M/N) battled with his failing health, Five stood steadfastly by his side, offering endless support and unwavering love.

Together, they faced the difficult journey, navigating through doctor's appointments, hospital visits, and the uncertainty of what lay ahead. Five's time-travel abilities became a source of desperate hope, searching for a solution in every era they could access. But even with his incredible powers, he couldn't turn back the hands of time for (M/N).

As the days grew darker and (M/N)'s condition worsened, Five held him close, their love serving as a comforting balm. They cherished every moment spent together, creating lasting memories that would forever live in their hearts.

One fateful night, (M/N) peacefully drifted away, surrounded by Five's loving presence. With a heavy heart, Five held onto the memories they shared, clinging to (M/N)'s spirit that would forever be a part of him.

In the aftermath of grief, Five, though broken, found the strength to honor (M/N)'s memory. Their love had forever changed him, reminding him of the fragility and beauty of life. He fought to ensure that (M/N)'s spirit would live on, making the most of the time he had remaining and making a difference in the world they'd left behind.

And as the stars burned brightly in the night sky, Five vowed to carry (M/N)'s love with him, touching the lives of others and cherishing the memories they had created, forever grateful for the precious months they shared.

#male reader #writers on tumblr #x male reader #x reader #5 hargreeves #5 hargreeves x reader #5 hargreeves x male reader #umbrella acedmy #the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreaves x male reader

[buccig4ng]

hello and welcome to my blog! you can call me prize! i've been writing for a few years now, but i've never really had the confidence to post anything online. below is my masterlist, fandoms i will write for and the rules i expect everyone to follow. please feel free to request!

☆ masterlist ☆

☆ rules:

i will write fluff, angst, lime and lemon.

i will write oneshots, headcanons and fics (if i get an idea worthy of a fic).

i will write most kinks aside from scat, piss, bloodplay, age play, and the like.

absolutely NO pedophila, zoophilia or necrophilia.

i will try to update 2-3 times in a week, but please do not spam my inbox if i do not get to your request quick enough.

i will only write character x reader content, as writing character x character leads to a lot of discourse at times.

reader will be afab/gender neutral only. i don't feel comfortable writing male reader since i am afab myself.

☆ fandoms:

jojo's bizzare adventure (main fandom)

fruits basket

tower of god

omniscient reader's viewpoint

kamisama kiss

fairy tail

jujutsu kaisen

unordinary

genshin impact

pokemon

thank you everyone for reading! have a lovely day or night! <3

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo x reader #jjba x reader #jjba #jojos bizzare adventure x reader #fruits basket #fruits basket x reader #kamisama kiss #kamisama hajimemashita #kamisama kiss x reader #kamisama hajimemashita x reader #pokemon #pokemon x reader #tower of god #tog #tower of god x reader #tog x reader #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv x reader #unordinary x reader #x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #jjk #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #fairy tail x reader

[cephei-ea]

Masterlist

Here is my character list again (because I’m aware that the links are half broken): Character List 

Genres:

F= fluff

A= angst

N= nsfw

S= smut

C= comfort

H= hurt

Categories:

ima= imagine

one= oneshot

fic= fic (multiple chapters)

drb= drabble

au= alternate universe

hc= headcannons

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ATTACK ON TITAN

Levi Ackerman

Levi x reader - Reflection (one - a, h)

FAIRYTAIL

Natsu Dragneel

Natsu x Lucy - Golden Scales (drb - h/c, a)

Lucy Heartfilia

Natsu x Lucy - Golden Scales (drb - h/c, a)

FINAL FANTASY VII

Cloud Strife

Cloud x reader - Fluff Alphabet (hc/drb - f)

TALE OF THE NINE TAILED

Lee Rang 

Lee Rang x reader - Green Juice (one - a, h/c, f)

MOB PSYCHO 100

Shigeo Kageyama (Mob)

Mob x reader - Disbelief  (ima - a)

GENSHIN IMPACT

Diluc Ragnvindr (DNH)

Diluc x reader - Hydro Abyss Mage (ima - a)

Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)

Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt1 (hc/drb - a)

Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt2 (drb - a, h/c)

Kaeya Alberich

Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)

Scaramouche (Balladeer/Wanderer)

Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)

Ch*lde (Tartaglia)

Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)

Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt1 (hc/drb - a)

Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt2 (drb - a, h/c)

Dainsleif

Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt1 (hc/drb - a)

Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt2 (drb - a, h/c)

Xiao

Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)

UNORDINARY

Arlo (Asslo)

Arlo x reader - Chores (one -  a, c)

[dinsfire24]

AIAJAHGNJRHTHJGJFHHR *tears out hair* I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY OCS AND THE THEORETICAL FIC SERIES I WOULD MAKE FOR THEM OR IM GONNA EXPLODE. btw this probably wont make sense unless you already know a bit about them. sowwy (is not sorry at all)

(Unordinary spoilers under the cut)

Sinners' Legacy

The name of the AU, referring to everything that's a part of it (characters, worldbuilding, headcanons, etc.) This would be what I'd call the series on AO3, where I would put oneshots as well as the main stories.

Take a Good Look, This is Me

Follows Aria and her friends as they inevitably get dragged into the problems of the main cast. Specifically, Ral joins John's self-defense class. Aria hears about his skills through them; she ends up asking him to analyze her ability, and they build a friendship from there.

Vi also meets Isen... somehow. Possibly online, with neither of them realizing they go to the same school. I just really want the rat bastard and the anarchist hacker to become friends, okay?

Way Past Saving

This one is more plot-heavy, compared to TGLTM. Or, well, it starts out that way, but TGLTM catches up eventually. Jude is trying to track down the other branches of the family, hoping to get a better picture of his history. First he goes to Cameron, who is extremely unhelpful. Then he uncovers something about Jane. Finally, a lead! The more he follows the trail, the more danger he's in—but then, he's no stranger to being hunted.

Since his goal involves NXGen, and by extension EMBER and our vigilante friends, he would most definitely come into contact with some of the main unO characters.

Unnamed third fic

As you can tell, this one isn't nearly as fleshed out as the other two. I know it would essentially "merge" WPS and TGLTM; both of those fics are set at roughly the same time, and eventually, their storylines would end up colliding. Especially with the direction that unOrdinary is taking at the moment. :)

#concept corner #tgltm #unordinary

[thoughtfullyrainynightmare]

Hey🧡

Can i get a fanfic of the captains reaction when Dorothy gets angry?Like i always picture her bad side to be cruel and somewhat playfully scary(like Vanica).I also picture her to be good with her words(knows how to stab people with them).

You don't have to do if you don't want to🤣

I know it may sound wierd🤣

Hiya~

I haven't thought about an angry Dorothy before, but if I had to imagine her, I'd say that she'd probably be a lot like her elf counterpart. So, not that "playful", but I would see her as cold when angry. But I do think that she'd certainly know which words to choose, to drive her point through. I do hope you like this anyhow

Characters: Dorothy, Julius, William + rest of the captains Scenario: Dorothy gets angry at Julius, and gets insolent Fanfic type: Oneshot Length: ~0.7k

It was a sunny day of late spring as chatter filled the castle hallways as the weekly Captains’ meeting was about to begin, and each of the captains was making their way towards the meeting room. All but one.

But none gave it another thought, because it wasn’t particularly unordinary for some to arrive individually. Or all of them to arrive individually. It was more of a matter of timetables; them all arriving around the same time for the meeting, than anything else that they were walking through the corridor as a group.

However, the chatter was broken through by a yell that made each of them stop talking and frown. It wasn’t a terrified scream, but more of a low, angry growling yell, made with perhaps the intention to drive something home. But none of them could identify the one yelling.

Each of them was quite sure that it was a woman’s voice… but aside of that, they didn’t know the owner.

It wasn’t until Yami opened the door to the meeting room that it hit all of them.

Dorothy was standing there, wide awake, and was staring Julius down.

It wasn’t often that the Captain of the Coral Peacocks was awake, and even when she was, she was smiling and laughing; making playful remarks at times that were always accompanied by a bubbly laughter.

But now… for those who had seen the Witch Queen, the resemblance in Dorothy’s stare to that of the Queen’s was striking. The air in the room was is if laced with the frost of winter months, the kind that tries to burrow deeper and deeper into your very bones, until it is there, never to leave; permafrost of the tundra and the arctic sea. The silence that now had fallen into the room, was infinite and definite, as if the silence of the grave… one that could never be reawaken.

But the worst. The absolute worst were her eyes.

The way they seemed to hold simultaneously no emotion, as if the twisting and turning of a bottomless ocean, and an intention. Her gaze, devoid of any tender emotion, held an intention; a direct one. And that intention went straight through Julius, as if he was nothing by thin air.

“And you think of yourself to be the right person to make that call?” Dorothy asked, not as much as blinking, let alone acknowledging her fellow captains that had entered the room.

“Well, as far as I know the Witch Queen, it-“

“As far as you know.”

“Now, now,” Julius tried with a faint smile. “We can come up with something to keep everyone-“

“Tell me something, Wizard King…” she interrupted, the title rolling from her tongue with such contempt that everyone in the room had trouble believing it to be true. “How does someone who fails to protect himself, expect to be suitable to make calls on other people’s safety?”

There was a pause that settled into the room. The silence, the question, the entire conversation seemed unreal, as if pulled from some alternate timeline that shouldn’t exist.

“He was only unable to do so because he was protecting everyone-“ William begun.

“Hush you,” Dorothy commanded, her eyes slowly turning to William. “Those who betray their own kind don’t get a say in this…” Her tone, sounded like a warning. It sounded like almost a threat. But… there wasn’t a good argument to be made against.

They all felt that someone should say something. But there wasn’t anything to say, not when most didn’t even know what the conversation was about. Not really anyways.

“You act like you know every move to make,” Dorothy continued, turning her eyes back to Julius. “But all you know, is the steps that have been made thus far. All you know, are the steps made by course of action. Fate going off track is something of which you have no knowledge. There you are equal to any other mortal. Because all you see, is the first draft…”

No one really knew what to say. Now less than before.

But if something was clear, it was that the witch Captain of the Coral Peacocks, whose magic is that of dreams… knows where to hit. The bubbly, sleepy captain, who smiles and laughs as the brightest of colours swirl in her eyes… Has a chilling tone that contests that of her mother’s.

#black clover fanfiction #dorothy unsworth #julius novachrono #black clover oneshots

[junmoonhui]

Someone send me some vague poetic line or random mundane things/slice of life scenarios i wanna challenge myself and make a fluff oneshot out of unordinary prompts (real)

Btw my sem has started pls don't expect too much or even a timely response from me 🥹

#dino birthday #dino fluff #dino x reader #dino day #dino scenarios

[fork-tectors]

comfort ║ john

comfort ; john x reader [ unedited ] [ word count ║ ??? words ]

A rough sigh left his lips as he leaned into the gentle touch of my hands as it cupped his face. His closed eyes fluttered open to meet mine, clear exhaustion appearing in his golden brown eyes.

A soft crimson colour adorned my cheeks as he slowly turned his head to give a ginger kiss on my fingertips. John released a breathy chuckle at my reaction.

I joined in with a laugh, and smiled at him, "rough day, huh?"

Wordlessly, he nods. I lean closer to him until our foreheads are touching, "it'll be alright, darling. I'm here to help..."

I placed a quick chaste kiss on his lips and his nose, smiling to myself. He send vibrations throughout my body as he grumbled words quietly against my hands, his slender fingers carefully holding onto my wrist.

"You wanna help me bake something?" I asked, receiving nothing but a hum from him.

"I can make that chocolate cake you like so much, maybe buy some boba too?" You suggested, making John emit a small closed lip smile.

"I'd like that, babe..."

sorry for being dead lol

#unordinary #unordinary comic #unordinary x reader #unordinary imagines #unordinary oneshot #unordinary john x reader #john x reader #john #i'm still have no motivation but i'm gonna try to post once (or twice) every month bc i want to #that statement is damn lie lol #i haven't read unordinary in months and that's how long this post has been rotting in my drafts #what is a consistent posting schedule? (sarcastic)

[mladylu]

WELCOME, PRINCESSES, PRINCES AND ROYALTY...

First and foremost, this is a fanfiction blog, which means I will only be posting my writings and maybe a few fanarts (sketches, for the most part) that complement the writings.

So, this will be the post you wanna go to if you want to find: basic info about the writer (me, your damsel in [di]stress), how to make requests and what type of request I take, fandoms I write for and the link to all the masterlists.

That being said, let's the show begin.

– ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ

Once again, hello, lovely royalty.

This is M'lady Lu, you also may refer to me as May, Lu, or M'lady if you're a bit more fancy. I speak Spanish, English and Portuguese, and my main language is Portuguese.

I am currently 18, and will be at the age of 19 by the end of October.

You can feel free to contact me through the chat to discuss anything fandom related (Writings, collabs, suggestions to better my writing skills, fanarts, YouTube, content itself, etc.).

My hobbies are currently drawing fanart, writing fanfiction and other stories, making playlist, reading books, fanfic and webcomics; binging cartoons, anime, series or musicals; swimming, gaming, role-playing (text-based and tabletop) and cooking.

– ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs

Simply submit an ask with the type of writing you want (Scenarios, imagines, headcanons, drabbles, smut, etc.), the fandom and the characters.

If you want me to write about a certain point in time in the show, webcomic, movies, series, etc., please, message me asking if I am up to date before sending the request.

Now, for the types of requests I take:

✅✍ Can write:

Scenarios

Headcanons

Fics

Oneshots

AU's

Some kinks

Triggering subjects

Fanfic Tropes

Fluff

Angst

Violence

Smut/Lemon/Lime/NSFW

Canon diversion (Warn me ahead of time in the requests)

💢✍Can't/Refuse to write:

Active Rape/Non-Con/Dubious Concent

Incest

Age-play

Suicide

Glorification of stalking, kidnapping, abuse, racial preference, prejudice and extreme humiliation (I draw the line in the humiliation one when it is starting to become toxic and affects someone in an emotionally damaging way, but I will accept of it is as kink and is light)

Necrophilia, Coprophilia, Gerontophilia, Foot Fetishism, Urophilia, Voraphilia

Loose requests (If you are requesting for a fandom with complicated dynamics and the requests focuses on that complicated dynamic, please... Be specific, this is not in the same range of loose as a hobby)

(Will add more later)

– ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs

Anime:

My Hero Academia

Jujutsu Kaisen

Death Note

Food Wars

Scissor Seven

One Punch Man

Attack On Titan

Seven Deadly Sins

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War

Sailor Moon

Spy x Family

Cartoons:

Arcane

Villainous

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Invader Zim

Eddsworld

Codename: Kids Next Door

Gravity Falls

Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil

Daria

Inside Job

Rick and Morty

Samurai Jack

Adventure Time

Regular Show

Close Enough

Final Space

Total Drama Saga

My Adventures with Superman

The Owl House

Digital Circus

Lackadaisy

Scott Pilgrim

Invincible

Webcomics:

School Bus Graveyard (Closed)

Lore Olympus

UnOrdinary

Suitor Armour

Boyfriends

AntiSTALKER

Eaternal Nocturnal

Morgana and Oz

Down To Earth

Games:

Detroit: Become Human

Arcana

Duskwood

Mortal Kombat

Five Nights At Freddy's

Bendy And The Ink Machine

The Last of Us

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare

Hogwarts Legacy

Movies and Cinematic Universes:

Marvel Cinematic Universe

DC's Animated Universe (Warner animations and the webcomic on Webtoon)

Encanto

Tangled

Wreck-it Ralph (ONLY THE FIRST MOVIE)

Disney Renaissance and the 2000's

Kingsman

Maze Runner

Harry Potter

Markiplier Universe

The Hunger Games

Spiderverse

Series:

Umbrella Academy

Deadly Class

Mandalorian

Young Royals

On My Block

Teen Wolf

Stranger Things

Gen V

Lessons in Chemistry

Books:

School for Good and Evil

The Naturals

Warcross

Renegades

Cruel Prince

Harry Potter

Fantastic Beasts

Musicals:

Jekyll and Hyde

Hadestown

EPIC: The Musical

Hamilton

Virtual Bands:

Gorillaz

– ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛs

Here you go! 🥨

[michixoxo]

hey, hru? could u write a nsfw oneshot/scenario with arlo and reader (she/her,afab) like on a day where arlo IS horny pls? tysm♥️

hi! and ofc! thanks so much for being my first request lmao (tw. nsfw)

word count: 1.3K

you and arlo have been dating for a while now, a few months since you first confessed your feelings. even as you lay in his apartment, taking a day off school, it all still feels like a fever dream. you can barely remember the anxiety you felt the days leading up to your confession, wondering if someone like him would even give a second thought to someone like you. you're glad your worries were wrong, glad that he became one of the best boyfriends you've ever had, even with all his faults.

as you lounge on the couch, you hear the metal sound of the keys opening the door, a certain blond entering soon after. your blond. and doesn't it feel wonderful to say that? wonderful to say that this man, with furrowed eyebrows and a lasting scowl, is yours. however, your thought is merely fleeting as he collapses against the couch in front of you. he sighs, face flat between your thighs as he loops his arms around your leg to scratch at that sunshine like hair.

"something wrong?", you ask, tickled by his follicles on your bare skin. you were simply skipping school, so the thought of wearing pants, or even underwear, didn't seem all that important to you before, only throwing on one of his over-sized shirts. "when is something not wrong? i swear they're gonna kill me." he groans, eyes closed and tilting his head into the warmth of your thigh. he takes a sharp inhale, ready to rant, when he opens his eyes, long eyelashes fluttering open.

you have half the mind to be embarrassed as he stares, red flushed ears shining through golden locks. but unfortunately, your brain doesn't reach your pussy as it twitches and clenches under his stare. you have half the mind to be worried as he smirks, but instead you're undeniably wet.

"missed me?", cocky ass. "you wish. it was just hot in here. you payin' your bills, sweetheart?", you taunt, but his eyes barely move to face you. in fact, his hands roam on your skin, feeling cool on your heated, supple, plump flesh. "may I?", "may you what?", "well... don't make me say it...", his eyes move slowly from you to your pussy, then back up. its impossible to not know what he means.

its almost uncanny, is this really the same arlo you knew? the arlo that would barely ever initiate affection, not to even mention PDA. you guess he really has been stressed from everything going on at Wellston. you guess you wouldn't mind being his reprieve. you nod.

a small bump grows under the shirt as his blond head approaches your core. he starts with a small kiss on your clit, enough to get you blushing. then, his tongue slides across your slit, a lewd noise slipping out of you. you bob your head back, allowing him to continue with your supportive hand on his head.

he kisses, slurps, and practically eats you out with a firm hand on each of your thighs, holding you up while devouring every part of you. you grip onto the couch pillows as he sucks on your clit, whimpering with every suction of the bead of nerves. you barely notice the small puddle of saliva that builds beneath you, joking between strained moans, "what a messy eater...". you roll your eyes back, legs shaking involuntarily as you orgasm on his lips. you make out the familiar sounds of slurping as you squirt on his pretty face.

and a pretty face he is, as he ascends from below your legs like a saint exiled. staring down at you, with wettened lips and hair clinging onto his flushed skin. he breathes heavy with glazed eyes, glossy yet still so cocky, pride etched in every lash. sewn in the way he looks down at you. he leans down to kiss you, and you taste yourself on his tongue.

"you're good at this.", "i'm a man of many talents.", "ever thought about turning this into a profession? you might make a pretty penny y'know—?", "i only ever want to be your whore.", who is this and what has he done to arlo?

you're too stunned to speak as you notice his hands reaching down to his pants, palming at his growing erection. "may I?", "do you want to?", "mhm, mhm... can I, baby?", those baby blue eyes are fucking deceiving. deceiving as they look at you like you're the only person on earth. fuck, he's beautiful. the devil really isn't a little red man, now is he?

either way, your breath hitches as you lay your eyes on his hard dick. 8 inches? no, 9? its slender and veiny, reminding you of his lovely hands. his presses it against your slit, "is this okay? tell me if it hurts. i don't want to hurt you.", and you can see the truth in his eyes. you nod, smiling faintly at him as you bring your hands up to caress his face. he enters slowly, inch by inch. you can feel every corner of yourself being filled to the brim, him having to push, hard, just to make the entire thing fit. you feel as if your lungs are having air pushed out of them, exhaling only to breathe. you feel so—

"so full...!", you grunt, the thing, the entire thing, in you. "does it feel good, mon ange?", he huffs, taking off his uniform jacket and placing it on the edge of the couch. did you ever notice how good he looks in white? the room echos with the sounds of his slow thrusts, the squelching noise of your pussy acting as background vocals. you nod, only now processing his words. he laughs, in a tone that almost sounds condescending, though you're too fucked out to care.

he leans both his arms on the arm of the couch, using it as leverage to fuck into your raised hips with more force. he moves one of your legs onto his shoulders, the angle making you see stars as he goes harder, faster, harder, faster,

"tu es ma bonne petite salope, non? tu le prends si bien. oh, putain!", call yourself a francophile, but you'd be lying if the words didn't make you quiver on his dick. he smirks, the couch creaking with each of his thrusts. oh fuck. oh fuck, oh fuck oh fuckohfuckohfuckfuckfuck, "'m gonna cum, fuck!"

you go deaf and dumber as you cum, speared on his dick. a faint ringing sound and the sensation of his hips against yours are the only things that are able to pierce your fading consciousness. yet, you still are able to make out the image of the pretty blond on top of you, sweat dripping down his jaw.

"puis-je jouir en toi? ange?"

with barely a whisper, he slams and sputters, rolling his hips against your own. he cums inside you, a sweet drawn out moan escaping out of him. this calm, collected, cunning man cumming inside you, an alliteration that would probably get you banned from english class. but if that's what it takes for you to listen to him speaking french all day while fucking you senseless, so be it.

. . .

"babe...my dick...", he groans beneath you. you giggle slyly, arms around his neck and sitting on his dick, your boobs intentionally in his face. "what? don't like me cock warming you?", you say, smiling as you look down at him. he sighs, placing an absent hand on the curve of your ass and turning his head, your boobs placed gently on his cheek. "can't ever argue with you...", you giggle at him, his signature scowl returning ever so slowly. "after this, we're taking a bath.", you blink, "we?". he smirks, "what? you think i'm done with you?"

#unordinary #unordinary arlo #michixoxo #unordinary oneshot #unordinary 18+

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KUROO TETSURŌ

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ABRAHAM FORD

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(oneshot) - healing wounds (gn!)

RICK GRIMES

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[notaversetohedonism]

How They All Found Out : A moxiety oneshot

Word count : 1273

A/N : I really hope you guys like this one! I loved the concept and I really hope I bring it justice in this oneshot! My original prompt was "Patton rising up wearing Virgil's hoodie" so I hope the title is just a little more creative than that haha

Patton felt that familiar tug on his chest, and as he always did, he followed without a second thought. He was.. impulsive, and had slight issues with not thinking before acting : hence the reason he had once shown up in Thomas' living room while not wearing pants. THAT had been a fun conversation later.

He looked to his left, to Roman. It was clear that he had been the one to summon Patton, so he could only assume he was to first look to Creativity. Why was it clear? Well, Logan was not known for summoning the others gently, and while Virgil was far better at it, he had just been in Patton's room with him and... oh no. Patton looked down to confirm what he already knew and yep. That was in fact Virgil's hoodie he was wearing. It was at this point that he realised the whole room was silent. So silent that one could hear a pin drop. As Patton focused on Roman, he saw that his jaw was dropped. Nervously, he looked to Logan, whose eyebrows were raised and his eyes looked a little wide. Thomas was smirking. Patton's gaze went back to Roman just long enough to see him make a pulling gesture with his arm. And then there were 5.

"Um, rude-" were the only words Virgil was able to get out before he saw the look on Patton's face. The furious blushing, the tentative smile. And if Patton had looked adorable in his hoodie before, it was nothing compared to now. Roman, always one to butt in on a cute moment, opened his mouth,

"I- seriously?" He was grinning so widely it looked as though his face might spilt in two. Patton's face was on fire, as was Virgil's, if for very different reasons. Hurriedly, Patton pulled the hoodie off and chucked it in Virgil's direction. It was at this moment that Virgil realised... he fucked up. Pulling the hoodie on and over his head, he groaned to himself. Rather loudly. As if there was no-one else in the room, Patton spoke quietly, in the fondest tone imaginable.

"Sorry, Virge, I forgot I still had it on." Virgil, still blushing a shade so red it practically surpassed puce, could only think to reply with the first thing that came into his head.

"It's fine. It- it looks nice on you." It was Logan's turn to smile now. A small smirk gracing his lips. They were so... fond. He really was happy for them : even though they had not confirmed to him the nature of their relationship, he was no fool. It was the kind of moment one would expect to last a long time. However, Thomas and Roman both appeared to have other plans in mind. They spoke in a jumble at first, but Roman, as usual for conversations of this nature, won out,

"Ok Ok Ok, let me get this straight. Ha, I doubt I can!" Thomas snorted into his hand, still staring at the two blushing men delightedly, "So you," he pointed to Patton, "and you" to Virgil, "clearly have something going on here!" Roman was triumphant in his tone, still grinning widely. Patton turned to Virgil, asking with his eyes the questions his mouth didn't allow him to. Is this ok? Can we tell them about this? I know it's personal for you, are you ready? Without a word, Virgil slipped off his spot on the stairs and made his way over to Patton, bypassing Roman entirely, causing the taller side to look only mildly offended for a change. He slid his hand into Patton's and instantly felt the oh so familiar tangle of Patton's warm fingers within his own. His breathing was a little faster than usual, and he had acted rather on impulse, but he hoped that the look on his face was relatively level. He didn't dare look at Patton : he could feel his grin in the air and he knew that if he looked he'd do something positively stupid like grin back or even kiss him.

Instead, he opted to turn to the romantic side. And oh, what a sight the romantic side was in that moment. The look on his face was priceless, and Virgil silently took a mental photograph that he could laugh at later. His eyes were as wide as the grin on his face. He held one hand over his heart, and the other was laid dramatically over his forehead.

"Finally! Finally you two are dating! Wait, that is what this is, isn't it?" He was 98% positive it was, but he had learnt not to assume. After all, it really did make an "as out of su and me". But for once, his assumption was validated as both Patton and Virgil nodded their heads. "I have endured the pining for MONTHS! I'm fairly convinced you two didn't even realise it, but you have been head over heels for as long as I can remember!" Patton stifled a little giggle at this.

"Actually Ro, the pining wasn't all that bad. We've been dating for a month." Roman swooned, and Thomas decided to take this rare break from Roman's incessant chatter to give his own two cents.

"You know, this is simultaneously a complete surprise and very expected." Virgil was a little nervous to hear what Thomas was about to say, but he instead convinced himself to focus on Patton's thumb that was tracing absent minded circles on his own. "I mean, I obviously noticed the pining," Patton was blushing furiously at this point. "but I really didn't think you guys would get the courage to act on it yet! Congrats guys, you make a cute couple."

"Thanks, Thomas." said Patton quietly, and in that moment Virgil could see just how important it was to his boyfriend that everyone was ok with this relationship.

It was at this point that Virgil and Patton noticed that while Roman and Thomas wore identical grins, Logan had not said a word. Virgil's nerves were written all over his face, and while Patton still wore his grin it faltered just a little, and his grip on Virgil's hand tightened.

"L-lo? I know this is a big adjustment to ask you to make, but we're really happy and we hope you can be happy for us." Logan looked up at Virgil in surprise. Shit. Realising very suddenly that his silence could be interpreted as a lack of support, his words spilled out in a way that was most unordinary.

"O-of course I'm happy for you! I apologise that my silence was interpreted as a lack of, I was simply lost in thought." regaining some composure, Logan continued on to say, "I was merely happy that you two had finally chosen to act on your feelings, you haven't been as subtle with them as I am inclined to believe you thought you were." He stifled a smirk as Patton and Virgil's previously toned down blushing appeared once more with a fiery passion. Patton buried his head in Virgil's hoodie with a small smile that could not be more genuine.

"Thanks L." And suddenly, the smile on Logan's face shifted in a direction none of them were completely used to. It was sincere, with not a hint of a knowing smirk. Roman was still grinning, and Thomas looked genuinely pleased for them. Even Virgil, anxiety himself, had the biggest smile any side other than Patton had ever seen on him.

Virgil was right. This would be a big adjustment. But it was nothing they couldn't handle. And they were ready for it all.

#sanders sides #ts sanders sides #ts virgil #ts patton #moxiety #ts moxiety #romantic moxiety #ts roman #ts logan #ts anxiety #ts creativity #ts logic #ts morality #virgil x patton #patton x virgil

[uno-writing]

Welcome!

Hello everyone!!!!!

My name is Berri!

Please dont call me something else unless I give you permission. I tend to get uncomfy with repeated use. Once or twice is fine for a joke, but after that I start to get uncomfy dsaj;hgdsaujfa

I primarily use she/her pronouns, but I'm comfortable with all pronouns!

Im almost 21

I comment using @ragingpiesexual!!!

I swear a shit ton so be warned <3 <3

I call people bro, dude, my guy, ect. I use them as gender neutral terms but if it bothers you in any way, lemme know and I'll make sure not to use them for you :D :D

My posting is inconsistent and I'm very chaotic so dont say I didn't warn you. Turn on notifs for me at your own risk

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I write headcanons, matchups (rules here), scenarios and oneshots! I have a strong preference for doing x readers but I’m not opposed to doing ships. I also prefer doing platonic character x character instead of romantic character x character.

NO NSFW!!!!! The majority of these characters are minors plus there's enough nsfw shit on the internet. Just do fluffy and angsty shit here. I don't mind to do suggestive or slightly steamy but nothing past making out.

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[hollowmashiro]

Updates on Fic Status

Some of you may be wondering what the heck is going on with my fics and possibly itching for updates on my wips. Here’s what’s going on:

I’m going to be trying something new: except for a few chosen fics (which I will list in a moment), all my wips are on hiatus. Once a chosen fic has been completed, one of the wips on hiatus will become active again. I’m hoping that I can actually finish fics in this way, instead of getting bogged down and stressed over trying to balance too many wips. Also because of this, I will NOT be posting any stories I have planned that I have not yet begun.

I HAVE NOT ABANDONED ANY STORY UNLESS I HAVE EXPLICITLY SAID SO. So far, none of them are abandoned, and I hope to keep it that way.

So which fics are active, and which ones are on hiatus? (Take note that some of these listed are exclusive to either my FFN or AO3 accounts.)

Active Shadowfall (Pokemon XD novelization) Through Frost and Flames (Room of Swords/Skyrim collaborative) Whimsy (small unOrdinary oneshot collection)

Hiatus The Thief (Danny Phantom/Eragon) The Legendary Phantom (Danny Phantom/Code Geass) The Pendulum Family (Bleach Vizard parents AU) Virtual (Code Lyoko/Miraculous Ladybug) Tides Rising (Bleach Kaien AU)

Future Planned Fics Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild time travel Yu-Gi-Oh! AU time travel

Completed Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy (Bleach time travel ugh it’s so old) Various oneshots (Room of Swords, Onmyoji, Bleach...) Terror in Barcelona (Danny Phantom/Yuri!! on Ice)

In case anyone is curious, my choices of current active fics are due to seniority (Shadowfall), collaboration with another person (TFAF), and short length (Whimsy). The first one of these to be completed will be Whimsy, and the next fic to take its slot will be either Tides Rising (a short fic like Terror in Barcelona) or The Thief (the older of my two most popular wips).

I’m hoping this will help both my focus and writing output, though I am a grad student irl so there’s only so much time I can spend writing. I’ll also be posting updates once a fic is completed and another moves off the hiatus list.

May your muses never abandon you, HM

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[bookwormdevil243]

UnOrdinary Oneshot

The sky was a dark black, illuminated by the stars. The tree's swayed to the rhythm of the wind, and it was a nice calm night for everyone. Almost everyone.

"Are you serious?" The raven haired boy asked, flailing his arms around. "You still haven't taken out the Christmas tree?!"

The blue sapphire eyed girl simply rolled her eyes. "Why do you care?" She responded aggravated, "it's not like you are spending the New Years with me."

"You don't get it do you?" The boy nagged, "I just can't believe a friend of mine isn't able to tell the difference between Christmas and New Years." He looked down, "and you were supposed to be smart..."

The magenta haired girl had heard enough, "you idiot!" She roared, "you don't get the meaning of 'I didn't have enough time?'" She stomped towards him, "why must you always meddle in business that isn't of your own?!"

John crossed his arms, "then your roommate could have done it!"

"I'm not going to force her!" Seraphina shot back.

"Well maybe you should!" John protested.

"No way!"

"Fine!" John growled, "just do something about it!"

They both huffed in frustration. The two bickering friends were at Seraphina's dorm, they were supposedly supposed to bring something to the Wellston New Years Eve Party. But at this rate, they weren't going anywhere.

"Why don't we stop arguing like children," Seraphina suggested angrily, "and bake something for the party?"

The boy merely glared at her, "I'm not baking, you are."

Seraphina began to grow irritated, "and why would I accept that?"

"Because I'm your friend."

Seraphina muttered something under her breath. "Fine, But it's only because your my friend."

She glided towards the kitchen, where she picked up the sugar cookie recipe. John sat on the couch and put his elbow on the side.

"Oh come on!" Seraphina groaned, "I get that you don't want to cook. But you don't have to stare at me while I make the cookies!"

John simply smirked, "I can do whatever I want." He told her.

She huffed in annoyance, and proceeded to collect the ingredients for the recipe. After mixing most of the ingredients, she turned to the counter to put the flour, and it wasn't there.

Now Seraphina was no idiot, so she knew that only one person could have taken it. She turned around fast, hoping that he wasn't somewhere plotting her demise.

Unfortunately, the young boy was gone, and so was the flour.

'Breathe Seraphina," she tried to calm herself down, "just breathe."

After a while, she stood up. She knew one thing, if anything was to attract her friend, it was his impatience. So she sat on the counter, and began to flip through the recipe book. Waiting.

Minutes past, and the young boy hidden in the shadows of the girls room, began to grow impatient. Just as the girl suspected, he slowly crawled through the door, and kneeling down, he saw his friend reading a book.

He moved slowly, trying not to get her attention. His footsteps weren't audible, and his uneven breathes were cut short.

When he was close enough, he jumped up, hiding the flour behind him.

The girl yawned, "about time, where were you?"

John walked closer, "yeah... I got something to tell you."

"Okay?" Seraphina replied.

The raven head knew this was his chance, so he stood in front of her, and he activated his ability. This gave him inhuman strength, and before the young girl could stop it, the flour package spilled out in front of her.

Her eyes widened, but she wasn't in the best condition to run. So she endured it as it fell on her.

"What. The. HELL???!!!" Seraphina stood up, her eyes glowed furiously, and she pounced on her friend who was laughing his head off.

He didn't expect it, so the two fell down, getting the floor messy with flour.

"What were you thinking??!!" The girl asked enraged.

"You were... ha ha... so funny... ha....you should have seen... ha... your face!!!," John was laughing, the thought of his best friend with that look on her face was priceless.

Seraphina had decided that once he got into it, there was no going back. So she went back to the batter she had made, and picked it up. It was a little moist, and very sticky. She grinned just thinking about it.

John still hadn't recovered from his laughter, so he didn't notice when she came behind him.

She dusted most of the flour off of her uniform, cursing John under her breath. She grabbed his shoulders, and sat him up.

"What... ha.... is it now?" He asked breathlessly.

She picked up the batter, "Nothing." She told him nonchalantly.

He turned to her, suddenly suspicious. But it was too late.

She stick the blob of batter on his hair. And she patted on, making sure that it would stick.

John stared at her, confused.

"Your hair," She hinted.

She looked at it, and it was her turn to burst out laughing. "It looks... haha.... like a blob... ha.... on your hair!!" She pointed to his raven hair that was now covered in a big lump of sticky batter.

John touched his head unsure, and he began to widen his eyes when he noticed that there was indeed something is his hair.

He went to the washroom, and looked at the mirror.

Now, Seraphina was a lot more prepared than John had been. So as he looked at the mirror, she snapped a photo of him, continuing to laugh.

John had a scared look on his face when he saw what it was. "SERA!!!!!" He tried to pull it out, but it didn't seem to work.

The girl ran into her room, locking her door. She had a feeling that he would most likely come for her soon enough.

She looked at her dresser, and pulled out some new clothes that she later put on. Since the flour didn't stick to her skin, the only thing now, was her hair.

She took off her extensions, and began to shake off most of the flour from her hair. After cleaning herself up, she silently opened the door. Hoping that John wouldn't be waiting outside.

John was currently in the washroom, pinching himself, and trying to convince himself that this was a dream, and that he didn't have a blob of batter on his head.

When he realized that it wasn't a fantasy, and that this was his reality. He began to spit profanities out of his mouth.

He tried with water to get it out.

Didn't work.

He tried to simply pull it out.

Didn't work.

He tried with a towel to get it out.

Didn't work.

He stormed over to the young girls room. He slid the door open, and she wasn't there.

He began to get agitated, and walked back to the kitchen, trying to see if she was there.

Seraphina was currently dusting off the remains of the flour that had been left out. When she finished, she looked up to see a very angry John.

"Any luck?" She asked.

"Well what does it look like." He responded, infuriated.

She gave him a thumbs up, "it suits you!"

John had a limit, and she had currently passed it. So he marched towards her, fuelled by anger.

The girl began to make her way out of the kitchen, she knew that at this point. There was no way they would be able to go to the New Years party at Wellston. So she decided to tease him once more.

"John." She turned to him, opening that door that led to the dorm hallways. "I need to go to a few places, okay?"

John looked at her in distress. "What about my hair?" He asked.

She smiled, "don't worry, I'm going out to town to see if there is something that could get it off. Okay?"

He shrugged, "you better be fast."

She now smirked, this is where it got funny. "John, the thing is, I didn't really want to leave this memory to waste, so..." She pulled out her phone and went to photos, making sure to show him a specific photo. "I'm just going to send these around."

He looked at her in horror. "You wouldn't."

She smirked, "you know I would."

He fell to his knees, "please Sera! Mercy!"

She shook her head, "Not today my friend."

She walked out the door, and cast one last glance at her friend.

"Happy New Years John....."

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