#this sounded better in my head

[croziers-compass]

please sir. may i have a crumb of cock on this fine friday?

#this sounded better in my head

[jxdgementtt]

pm!soukoku dancing on the battlefield. idk how to explain but like. on one side theres dazai with a gun and firing at the enemies behind chuuya. and theres chuuya throwing bullets at the enemies behind. and theyre just spinning around and shit.

bonus points if dazais nlh ability is skin-to-skin only so hand on chuuyas waist and arm. anytime dazai spins chuuya, chuuya shoots the bullets.

#this sounded better in my head #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd skk #soukoku #bsd soukoku #bungou gay dogs #headcanons #“damn it dazai i told you to stop twirling me around! im not a pretty princess!” #smh no wonder people were afraid of them #ITS THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY SCARING EVERYONE AWA #i think i had a scrapped fic of this #it sounded cooler in my head but still

[morimomo]

König tucked you into bed then turning over flick on the nightstand light. You had caught a cold so he was watching over you until you got better. He could hear you whining about moving you off his lap, but he wanted to make sure you were warm and able to move around. Not to mention he was getting tired as well.

“I’m going to bring a glass of water for the night, then I’ll be back.” he said

With that he turned to make his way over to the door only to hear you speak up in drowsy tone. Making glance over his shoulder and see your eyes wondering down his butt.

“I hate it when you leave…but I love watching you go awooo!” you let out a small sneeze before passing out from the medicine you’d been given not too long ago. It wasn’t the first time you said things like that but it would still get to him feel the heat crawling up his face.

#this sounded better in my head #oh well take it anyway #call of duty mw2 #konig x you #konig x reader #könig headcanons #könig x reader #könig x you #könig modern warfare #cod mw22 #reader imagine #reader insert

[disassociativesaddiebaddie]

I want that unconditional love, that "you messed up but it's ok" kind of love, forgiving and kind and sometimes foolishly so.

#this sounded better in my head #actually bpd #bpd favorite person #bipolar 2 #actually mentally ill #bpd feels #being borderline #lovesick #love obsession #obsessive love #i love him #i need him #fuck i want him #couples #is this relatable #relatable #k!nk blog

[wonderouslow]

they really put these two dialogues on the same episode and expected me to be fine.

#something something about the metaphor used here. #segasaki feels comfortable being himself with yoh like he breathes easier around him #but now that theres a possibility that yoh will leave (although completely in segasaki's head) #he's suddenly scared about being left alone. about not being himself again. #my personal weatherman #taikan yoho #this sounded better in my head

[jojo-the-bird]

I was talking to my mom the other day, and you came up. I never expected to forget your birthday, then again, I never expected to stop being your friend.

#spilled thoughts #spilled ink #poets on tumblr #lit #thoughts #typography #writing #love #in a way #it once was but the love was still there #friendship #loss #spilled words #words #this sounded better in my head #i dont know #it was great while it lasted #poem #quote

[chocolate-crab]

His eyes were on her. She could feel it; hungry, dangerous, predatory.

She kept working, despite her body tensing up, shivers running down her spine and heart pounding in her chest.

Suddenly, the, to him, visible nervousness reached her hands, and she dropped the stack of report papers onto the floor, spreading all over the area around her.

She froze, and his voice reached her; deep, harsh, even annoyed.

"Are you deliberately trying to work overtime, or are you just that clumpsy?"

Panic set in, causing her to drop to the floor to pick up the mess, knees probably bruised from the hard contact.

He sighed deeply.

"Leave it."

Again, her body froze.

"But I--"

His voice, calm, but with a hidden, sharp hint of something else, something dark.

"I said, leave it. It's already too late, and I'm not in the mood."

She rose to her feet, quickly brushing off any dust or dirt from her knees.

"I'll just finish it in the morning, then."

With that, she went for the door, not even looking at him.

"Did I say you were dismissed?"

Her hand had just wrapped around the door handle, and there she remained, mind racing and body tingling.

He spoke again, and she couldn't hold back the low moan that escaped her throat or keep her knees to buckle from the anticipation.

"Come here.."

#bleach #sosuke aizen #aizen x reader #this sounded better in my head #oh well #chococrab scribbles

[jalluzas-ferney]

I think the reason that they’re gonna be getting bonzle more involved is because she is probably associated with after life and the dead or undead etc. and when you bring the whole situation with the forbidden five being brought back to life it kinda starts to connect w each other uk? So they’re probably gonna be getting help from bonzle to try to stop the forbidden five from being ressurected since her creator must have some kind of rule over that uk what I mean?

#this sounded better in my head #ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dr #lego ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #Ninjago dragons rising theories #ninjago theory #ninjago dr theory #theory #theories

[dougielombax]

Behold.

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #dougie makes a meme #my poor attempt at a joke #impact font #infinity train #owen dennis #fuck hbomax #ryan akagi #min gi park #rymin #infinity train rymin #infinity train ryan #infinity train min #anti meme #deconstruction #this sounded better in my head #they are boyfriends

[cyberneticasset]

I want to think that it was intentional that a majority of the burns snake across Rumlow’s left side- Like some kinda parallel or whatever

But then I remember that it’s the MCU and it’s not that deep

#this sounded better in my head #I hope y’all got what I meant tho #someone else pls add onto this #brock rumlow #winter soldier #Bucky barnes #crossbones #thinkin #cacw #catws

[teal-moonlight]

I can't get out of my head the idea of how Xiao tries so hard to restrain himself when the traveler is involved like, I mean both already know something is going on right? they know that they have crossed a line the moment they got close, like lip lock and soft caresses close lol.

But Xiao is still not human, he's an illuminated beast, a grumpy and rough around the edges one at that, so he knows that if he lets himself get too carried away he might not even be able to control his own strength, his own desire so he chooses to be close to them but still not that close, a "safe close" (he swears it actually makes sense in his head).

But the traveler finds themselves' yearning, wanting him to just lose it and take, they know they're playing with fire but I mean it's Xiao, everytime they look at him they feel safe, they feel like even if they are still on an ongoing mission they have a place to be with their guard down, but they also see that everytime things seem to escalate Xiao just withdraws with some smooth words and soft gazes.

So the traveler comes with a plan, they invite him to have a day just the two of them, and lure him into a private place, they even feel silly trying to seduce this man, rile him up so he loses it, but to Xiao he stars to feel overwhelmed like, why are they doing this??? can they see this is getting dangerous??? but the traveler reassures him, with pretty words they tell him how much they want this, how much they want to feel that heat, and Xiao just can't handle all that lol the last straw is when hands start to wander, he feels it inside him, the yearning, the desire to claim and assert ownership, no one is able to have this amazing otherworldly person like this, just him, they are doing this for him, so he lets himself go.... y'all can tell the traveler had some very suspicious bruises and a limp to their walk that they excused as battle consequences lol, but that night the traveler realized something very precious, the conqueror of demons is always watching, at least when they're in Liyue, and they are most definitely taking advantage of that every chance they get, and Xiao is most definitely not complaining, even if he does.

this was inspired by this amazing art makes you feel all tingly

#they/them pronouns since this is gender neutral #traveler as in both of them #this sounded better in my head #meh #xiao #genshin impact #lumine #xiaolumi #xiao x lumine #aether #xiao x aether #alatus #xiaoaether #genshin imagines #genshin scenarios #genshin headcanons #xiao x traveler

[heartsforlily]

sirius: reg, do something with me🙁

regulus: i am

regulus: im ignoring you

#this is a bts quote yall #this sounded better in my head #wait is this my first incorrect quote #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black #regulus black #black brothers #marauders

[skyenish]

What are the octavinelle trio like now in the AU?

Hi anon, thanks for the question! It took me a while, but here’s my answer:

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-Ah, the octotrio. So, Octavinelle, like Pomefiore, was a bit difficult for me. Jade is a big question mark, and his personality is difficult to break down. I eventually did decide on something, though, I’m not 100 percent sure if I like it, so tell me what you guys think!

-Azul is now very unreadable, sadistic, low-key psychopathic, and always does things purely to entertain himself. He never loses his composure, even when bullied as a child, and seeks revenge in his own twisted ways. He knows exactly how to manipulate situations and people to his advantage, using Floyd and Jade's quirks and idk, extra-ness, to make himself appear as the "normal" one of the group.

-Jade, on the other hand, is much more insecure and emotional- he is more prone to emotional outbursts and can be quite dramatic. While he cares for his brother, he is also disturbed by his and Azul’s actions and personalities. Sure, Jade’s cunning and sly, but Floyd and Azul are straight up insane! '

-He and Floyd have a more strained relationship, and the fact that they’re brothers makes it difficult for Jade to stay out of Floyd’s affairs. Jade realizes he has little power in Octavinelle, even as Vice-Housewarden, and does everything Azul asks of him to stay in his good graces and stay safe. Self-preservation is key after all.

-When one day however, a freshman, Yuu, makes a deal with Azul to free their friends, Jade sees an opportunity and takes it. He wants to get away from Azul and Floyd as soon as possible, because he knows Azul could turn on him at any moment, and Floyd would not side with Jade.

TL;DR- Azul isn’t a pathetic little man (I say that lovingly) anymore, instead, he’s a truly scary fish mafia boss, and everything he does is for nothing but his own sick enjoyment. Jade is a little different from canon!Azul- he acts composed, but he’s very much not. Jade and Floyd have a more strained relationship, and he doesn’t trust Floyd and Azul. In this AU, Jade is Yuu’s ‘ally’ during book 3, for they both want to take Azul down.

In case something’s unclear or you’re just curious about the AU, please ask away. Fyi, I don’t know how I’m gonna do Ignihyde and Diasomnia yet, since I haven’t finished their books.

So that’s your question answered! Sorry for the long post, and reblogging would be appreciated lol

#this sounded better in my head #it makes sense for me ok T-T #Jade is so difficult to draw #I love him anyways #twstpsau #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #twst #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #doodles #twst comic #octavinelle #twst jade #twst floyd #twst azul #twisted wonderland personality swap au #twst personality swap #twst personality swap au #noahsart #fypツ #please reblog #I should probably go study but eh #digital art #artists on tumblr

[weivern]

Guys. Imagine. Jeremy decides to do theater. He has to do a stage kiss. Which he kind of feels bad about because he’s dating Christine but she says it’s fine and he thinks it’s fine so it’s probably fine. Thing is, he and Christine haven’t kissed yet. Which is totally chill and cool. But he really doesn’t want his first kiss to be a stage kiss. Because does that even count? And what if he’s bad at it and the other actor finds it so repulsive that she runs off the stage and starts dry heaving? So he’s gotta kiss Christine first. However, he has no idea how to bring it up and doesn’t want to make things awkward or take things too fast, because they’re dating but he’s really not sure if they’re there yet. So he just keeps trying to make weird hints or staring at her lips and chickening out. I don’t fucking know how this would resolve or end because I can’t write but I like thinking about it.

#stage dorks #bmc #this sounded better in my head #but that’s ok #jeremy heere

[i-like-anything-water]

*almost dying*

Villain: Any last words?

Enid, high from transforming and chugged down five energy drinks prior: If I die, will all articles say I'm gay?

Villain:.....

Enid:.....

Villain: I suppose that could be arranged.

Enid: Thank goodness.

Bonus:

Enid: Also, my girlfriend is coming so chop chop.

#wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #murdergirlfriends #this sounded better in my head #gonna go chug a liter of soda and be on a sugar high to whip up fanfic after fanfic

[anantaru]

tested positive for needing heizou‘s cock in my mouth

#this sounded better in my head #anyways goodnight😏💕 #꒰ ა ♡ ໒ ꒱ shutup'