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twistedwonderlandshenanigans · 10 months

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Wisdom Teeth Removal

Your girl is getting her wisdom teeth yanked today so here's how I think the cast reacts on anesthesia

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Riddle: He's so so sleepy, and starts crying when he's told he can't sleep yet. He's very emotional, just wants cuddles, BUT he gets really excited when he can still eat like the custard part of a tart.

Trey: He's just Not Present whatsoever, he's in a different dimension. Just leave him to his thoughts and make sure he eats he's fine.

Cater: Does a tiktok with a before and after audio. However when he sees himself in the camera he starts crying and calling himself ugly, he needs cuddles and reassurance. In relationships where it is appropriate, he will try to kiss his partner and get So Sad when they won't kiss him

Deuce: Also pretty spacey, starts crying when he hears/sees his mom, but is also convinced he's spiderman.

Ace: Flirts with the nurse on the way to the car, is convinced he's being kidnapped like....

"Y'all are kidnappin me?"

"no we'r-"

"Its cuz I'm hot ahaha" *fuckboy face*

when he notices his bandaid he gets mad "I ain't a fuckin pussy, take it off"

Savanaclaw

Leona: He doesn't have wisdom teeth this son of a bitch. and although I really want to imagine Leona on anesthesia, chances are hes still just sleepy and gets mad when he cant have burger

Ruggie: Is convinced his gauze falling out is his tongue and panics, "I cant afford that" and while crying tries to stuff it back into his mouth

Jack: my poor baby is bullied so much by his upperclassmen that he's convinced that they took his legs too and just starts crying. They let himvideocall with his siblings and he starts crying and telling them how much he loves them.

Octavinelle

Azul: wough baby boy is so out of it, he doesnt even notice when smoothie starts dripping down his chin bc he can't feel it. He starts crying if you tell him he's making a mess, but is fine the moment he's shown he's clean.

Jade + Floyd: Wakes up during surgery around the same time as Floyd and both of them are trying to talk to each other and laughing because they cant with peoples hands in their mouths. Also this links to a tiktok thats like them. After.

Scarabia

Kalim: I can't find the video, but when he's sitting in the chair after surgery he notices a nurse leave the room and starts crying. "They should be here. Everyone should be here to see me"

Jamil: He and Najma get them done at the same time, he's emotional, she's making fun of him, gets confused in a funny way when he cries and tells him to stop being a baby

Pomefiore

Vil: He gets mad if you record him, he's still coherent enough to know he doesnt want a phone in his face, but the audio clips are immaculate. Compares himself to god more than once.

Rook: Son of a bitch doesnt have wisdom teeth >:(

Epel: Pulls his shirt away from his chest to look down and gets sad "they didn't gimme my muscles" and is absolutely miserable

Ignihyde

Idia: Ortho fucks around with him some, puts pringles cans on his arms and convinces him he's ironman/some equivalent from an anime or something. Mans is hyper in attitude but wont get up from his chair. Yes Ortho livestreams it to the rest of Ignihyde.

Ortho: N/A

Diasomnia

Malleus: he's really weepy after getting his wisdom teeth out. Lilia convinces him that his horns have grown legs and walked away and Malleus proceeds to cry more until his favourite person shows up and all is right in the world again.

Lilia: He's a runner he's a track staaaar, someone put him on a leash because he will unlock and open the door of a moving vehicle to try to jump out (HC that medical practitioners can enforce magic restraints so that while a patient is incapable of making an informed decision they cannot use magic) also dances a lot. Looooves to talk on the phone,ven if theres nobody on the other end.

Silver: Sleepy baby stays a sleepy babyyyy

Sebek: He has the widest fucking eyes at everything, everything feels waaaaay too fast for him, but its the first time hes so quiet , hes like dead silent

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bonefall · 4 months

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Since she was mentioned briefly in the previous post- can Fernstripe and Sunbeam have at least a single conversation together? Something like “hey, what were your trials like and what should I expect?” It doesn’t have to give anything away by having her go “my trials were done under Bramblestar, not Squirrelstar, I can’t promise our trials will be remotely similar”. Though I just want Sunbeam to have friends outside of her in-laws and it’d be cool to see Fernstripe do something outside of “oh yeah she exists” without her actually appearing.

Fernstripe and Shellfur got blorboified. They're one of my favorite background character ships entirely because of BB additions, lmao

They bonded over Shellfur asking her for "niceness lessons," because Spotfur wasn't going to have her husband's bully of a brother know his nespring if he didn't figure his shit out.

I used them for framing what a Gathering and Aftergathering look like at the Lake

Fernstripe can't cook for shit

I am once again, much like a firm guardian telling the kiddies to not get too attached to all of the foster kittens we're sponsoring, saying that I can't say how exactly I'll be using Fernstripe in ASC quite yet. But I CAN promise you for sure that she is going to have waaaaay more of a role.

Both as a fresh migrant to ThunderClan just like Sunny-B, and also as a member of the Graykin family through her mateship to Shellfur. The Graykin family gets a lot more focus in BB because I can't be normal about them.

Assorted thoughts;

I want Sunny to have a bit of a concern, through Fernstripe. See, SHE belongs because she's mates with Shellfur. But what would that mean for Sunny if Nightheart never comes back?

Fernstripe should be someone that Sunbeam gets to know very well, if I do end up going to her having more agency over "constructing" teams of cats for her trials.

And she explicitly should realize, "Fernstripe is my friend which makes me want to pick her; but she's intelligent, not powerful. I can't put her on any tasks that involve that."

"............or anything food-related. of course. good lord"

Someone will mention that Fernstripe was grandfather-claused under any revision that bumped up the 1 task to 3. Most of ThunderClan is pretty openly rolling their eyes about even the 1 task, so they're definitely not going to make Fern do 2 more.

It's funny that there are now 3 cats with Fern prefixes in ThunderClan lmao.

And there's been even more ferns, historically

Brackenfur was named after a type of fern. His daughter, Honeyfern, was named after him before earning that Honor Title

Ferncloud just died, Spotfur named a kit after her (not graystripe), there's also Fernsong, and now Fernstripe. In Clanmew these are all different types of fern, but they're still ferns.

It should be a running joke in other Clans that they use "fern" as the prefix for random hypothetical warriors.

Kinda like how if you're talking about Americans you'll be like, "John Hamburger visits 200 diners a minute and consumes half of the world's oil," or if you're talking about Brits you're like "Kingsley Bigglesworth is repelled by spice like a vampire to the sun, must have an IV drip of blended beans-on-toast to survive."

"Fernface hears a cat sneeze across the lake, arrives with 15 clerics and a bowl of fruit juice they call "soup", cries when you don't say thank you more than twice."

Fernstripe must have been mortified when she realized that her parents named her Fern and then she ended up joining ThunderClan, lmao

#BB!Fernstripe #Better Bones AU #BB!ASC

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nahoney22 · 1 year

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hi! hope you're enjoying tbb s2!

had this pop into my head and while I've always wanted to write, I never have cause i'm too sacred. sooooo I was wondering if you would be willing to write a rex/ female reader (who maybe works with the 501st/ gar??? whatever you want) who are in a secret relationship where literally no one knows. they're kissing in rex's quarters but anakin walks in and he is aghast cause "REX DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT YOU BUT HE TOLD REX ABOUT PADME"

also i saw that horrid anon about wolffe. I'm so sorry that happened to you, you deserved better. thank you for doing what you do. and if you ever get to this ask or the ask I requested previously, even after what that nonny said means a lot. no one would have held it against you if you stopped writing, so thank you for still writing!

Secrets On Top of Secrets

Rex X F!Reader

word count: 1.4k

When Anakin finds out about yours and Captain Rex’s relationship, you both have a lot of explaining to do.

warnings: none, mainly fluff and funny moments. Forbidden love. Caught kissing, secret but established relationship. Female reader.

authors note: anon, I apologise significantly for the delay. And thank you for the support about the Wolffe problem waaaaay back. Enjoy ☺️

The air crackled with an undeniable longing as Captain Rex and you, a skilled engineer for the GAR, exchanged stolen glances in the bustling landing bay. With the desire to be close to each other consumed you both, every interaction was infused with a palpable tension.

In a carefully choreographed maneuver, one that Rex had performed many times to get your attention, he subtly gestured towards his private barracks. Responding to the unspoken invitation, you cast aside your oil-stained gloves, completing your work on one of the 501st's ships before nonchalantly following him, careful to maintain a discreet distance.

Rex entered first, glancing back to ensure that nobody was lurking. Satisfied, he motioned for you to join him. And as the door hissed shut, you were enveloped in the intimate embrace of darkness with his lips urgently seeking yours. It was desperate. Needy.

Rex, still basking in the passion of your kisses, had yet to turn on the lights. His hand found solace in your hair, the usually tight bun unraveled, while his other arm encircled your waist, holding you close. With a delighted purr, you teased him, reveling in the euphoria of this forbidden connection. Pressed against the door you had just entered through, your breaths mingled heavily.

"Eager to see me, Rex?" You whispered, voice dripping with delight, the sound of your laughter dancing between both of your lips.

“Always,” he smirked, his heart and shoulders lifting under the weight of the ongoing war, finding respite in your embrace.

It had been a few months since this love blossomed. Though, the harsh realities of war and the lives they lead had compelled you both to keep it hidden, buried beneath layers of secrecy. With Rex being a revered captain of the 501st, and you, a rather accomplished engineer, were bound by duty. To abide by the strict code of conduct that forbade love. Yet, how could either of you resist the undeniable magnetism between you? In your minds, you were perfectly matched.

“How long do you think we can keep doing this?” You sighed, your head finding solace in the curve of his neck while tender kisses caressed his exposed skin.

Though his face remained hidden, you could sense the deep furrow of concern etching across it. The mere thought of getting caught struck fear into Rex's heart, threatening the fragile web the two of you had woven. Somewhat, unregrettable.

“However longer this war lasts,” he exhaled heavily, acknowledging the harsh reality that awaited you both. He knew you deserve nothing less than the truth.

Closing your eyes, you accepted the somber truth. Yet, instead of dwelling on the impending dangers of war, you chose to immerse yourself in the present. Your lips embarked on a journey, traversing from his neck to his strong jawline, his sighs stirring a flutter in your heart and a softening of your mind.

“Do I ever tell you how pretty you are, lovely?” he murmured, his gloved thumbs tracing delicate patterns over your face.

Arching an eyebrow, you smirked playfully. "You can't even see me right now."

“I don’t have to, pretty girl.” You can feel his warm breath fanning across your face, he’s leaning in until…

“Are you two quite done?”

With a startled shriek, you abruptly pull away from Rex, his body instinctively adopting a defensive stance in front of you, blaster raised in response to the voice emerging from the shadows.

“Show yourself.” Captain Rex ordered and with a flick of a button, the lights stuttered on where the two of you are face to face with Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker.

His blaster instantly lowered and the two of you stood to attention, both extremely flustered and very, very nervous.

“General, I can explain.” Rex stutters, ashamed that he got caught by his General but supposedly, better him than any other Jedi.

Anakin crossed his arms, a hint of a smirk playing at his lips. "Go on then, Rex."

Rex froze, as though an avalanche of snow had cascaded over him, rendering him speechless and unable to articulate his thoughts amidst the whirlwind of different emotions.

You hastily adjusted your disheveled hair and smoothed out your slightly ruffled clothes, summoning your courage as you met the piercing gaze of the Jedi. “General, I am very sorry about what you may have heard-.”

“Seen.” He cuts you off, correcting you.

“Sorry?” you blinked, mortification washing over you like an unrelenting tide at the realisation of being caught in the act.

“I saw you more than I did hear you. I was hoping you would have seen me too,” he is smirking now, walking over to you both as you fumble nervously with your fingers.

“W-why were you here? In the dark?” Rex asks the question what was on both of your minds as you both watch Anakin sit on the edge of Rex’s bunk, looking up at you both like two naughty school children. But then again, this was a lot more serious.

Anakin does chuckle at the question, realising that it may have seemed quite peculiar why he was lurking about in the dark. “I had my suspicions about the two of you for a while… and low and behold, I was completely right.”

“I can’t believe you never told me Rex,” If you didn’t know any better, you’d think that Anakin was sulking about the revelation.

Rex gives you a look, one you can’t quite place before looking back to his General with a deep sigh. “How long have you known?”

Anakin smiles this time, genuinely. “How long has it been since the two of you first said ‘hello’?”

You blush profoundly, suddenly finding it hard to make eye contact with the young Jedi, taking keen interest in looking at your boots instead. If it had been that obvious to Anakin, Maker only knows who else knew.

“Are you going to tell anyone? Or… reprimand me, Sir?” Rex asks as he shifts in his spot, body remaining very tense.

But, Anakin shakes his head. “I think you’re forgetting that you are keeping one of my biggest secrets.”

This time you look up and look at Rex, almost for an explanation and then at Anakin who was looking between the two of you. “You haven’t told her?”

Your head was screaming to ask ‘told me what?’ but you knew best to keep quiet when it came to your superiors however nice Jedi Skywalker was.

“No,” Rex rubs his buzzed hair and casts you a look, “I haven’t.”

Anakin tapped his leg up and down, as in deep thought before a deep exhale blows past his lips. He stands and approaches you, giving you a skeptical glance as he says your name which alone was surprising enough. “Can I trust you?”

You stand tall, meeting his gaze and nod quickly. “Of course General, but may I ask what for?”

Anakin looks to Rex who gives a confident nod but he looks at you. “I would be a hypocrite and a bad friend,” he looks to Rex, “if I were to reprimand both of you to the Jedi Council and Senate.” Anakin speaks, voice kind and gentle. “Rex here knows that I am… that I am in fact married to a Senator.”

Your eyes widen and you have to suppress the surprised laughter that threatened to part your lips. “Married?” You ask, bewildered.

Rex and Anakin chuckle at your reaction, tensions quickly fading as it was clear that you were both caught by the right Jedi. “Senator Amidala to be precise.” Rex explains to you which makes your eyes go even wider. But then again, whenever you had seen the Jedi and Senator together… it all adds up.

“No karking way.” You finally let loose, mouth agape but you were smiling as wide as a Loth Cat. “T-that’s amazing! But Sir, what about the Jedi code?”

Anakin rolls his eyes playfulfully and shakes his head. “No code would ever stop me from falling for her. This is top secret and obviously, only Rex knows.”

“You can trust me, General. As long as you don’t rat me and your Captain out.” You tease with a pointing finger which is quite unusual to do to a Jedi but seeing that everything was out in the open, why not mess around with him?

Anakin smiles and passes by the both of you, heading to the door to leave. “You have my word if I have yours.”

Rex places an arm around your waist, something he could never do in front of another before and pulls you into his side. “Of course.” You both say in unison.

As Anakin leaves, Rex was more than eager to bring you closer in for a kiss but as he’s about to, Anakin just had to poke his head in again before leaving with a parting comment: “Oh and Rex? Your quarters are looking messy. I’ll be doing a spot check at 0900 hours. Just so you both know.”

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#nahoney22 writes #captain rex x reader #Rex x reader #captain rex x female reader #captain Rex x you #clone wars #star wars

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signanothername · 6 months

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A personal headcanon, and I shall die on this hill, is that Blades is stronger than HW. This bitty bot goes from carrying a giant boulder in season 1 to the MHQ WITH all 4 Bots on it in season 2, to holding up a whole ass oil rig in season 3. Optimus THE Optimus was having trouble pulling the rope under ground and Blades (smaller than OP and waaaaay weaker than Bulkhead) was the one who helped him. I still think Boulder’s stronger, but Blades has some muscle to him, or maybe it’s just core strength XD. I like to think and if he ever took a swing at HW sparring for whatever reason they’d both be impressed (HW) and horrified (B) by this. He’d still lose tho, I doubt he knows how to fight aside from basic self defense or how to restrain a patient. HW would definitely react like Tylong in that bridge scene, while Blades would run like Po when they told him Tylong escaped.

Oh my god I love the way you think CHCHCHHCHC

I feel like Blades’ strength mostly comes whenever he’s focused on the job he has to do, his anxiety is usually what makes him clumsy and/or easily distracted, like in the Hightide ep, he trips and falls when he started backing away cause he got too anxious from Hightide’s intense attitude

When he’s focused though? Damn it’s like Blades is a different bot (he isn’t different he’s just badass <333)

And we even see him hold on his own in multiple episodes, like the virtual video game episode when he fights so many trees on his own, or when he and Bee fight the Energon eater, Blades is far from weak and I’ll literally fight anyone who tells me he’s weak /lh

The thing is tho, I feel like Blades relies on his agility than strength most of the time which is pretty fitting for him

But yep it’s really funny to think of the scenario that Blades would knock down HW, HW would probably feel so proud of Blades for it chcchhcjc

Blades probably wouldn’t like sparring with Heatwave cause HW tends to be a tiny bit rough and very competitive and we even see that whenever they play in the show and it’s always fun and wholesome to see HW and Blades bickering <33333 (and that’s mostly the reason i like to think Blades and HW are the youngst of the Sigma team)

That of course doesn’t mean Blades himself isn’t competitive to an extent and it’s always a delight to see Blades boasting whenever he does something that HW couldn’t hcchchchch

But honestly i’d die for the idea that Blades and HW roughhouse sometimes <333333

#anothers art #anothers ask #ano saves asks #maccadam #transformers #rescue bots #rescue bots heatwave #rescue bots blades

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reererfjernfibeufkjebq · 1 year

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it was at this moment, Amadeus knew, he fucked up.

This took me waaaaay too long, and it's a bit half-assed, but I like it. Sorry I haven't posted in a bit. I thought this concept would be funny. I always got asshole-big-brother vibes from Sam and Peter towards Amadeus. Also, I just love Amadeus as a character, and he deserves to get wrecked.

(also I haaaaate shaaaaading so frickin muuuuch)

#ultimate spider man #tickle art #tickling #iron spider #spider man #nova #amadeus cho #peter parker #sam alexander

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flower-boi16 · 6 months

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Just rewatched Western Energy:

2 minutes and 30 seconds in and the episode already has a major fucking plot hole. If Striker could hear Stolas talking to Blitz on the phone WHY tf didn't he destroy it the second Stolas started to call? If he did that than I.M.P would have never been notified that Stolas was in danger in the first place

Small contradiction: the episode establishes that the nurse that Blitz talks to can't read...then 30 seconds later she is able to read a list of names when searching for Blitz's name. Funny how Viv forgets even the smallest of things here

Dear god the tonal issues this episode are at their worst. So many serious scenes are just interrupted by unfunny sex jokes, and the episode constantly switches between serious and comedic scenes out of fucking nowhere. The tonal whiplash here is insane.

The entire fucking scene where Striker tortures Stolas is the biggest example; Striker stabs Stolas a few times and its constantly interrupted by him making an unfunny sex joke. There's nothing wrong with inserting jokes into serious scenes but you need to do it in a way that doesn't come across as tonal whiplash. This episode is FILLED with SO much tonal whiplash it doesn't make me feel anything in any of the serious scenes

The pacing is also bad here as well. Everything feels like it goes by waaaaay too damn fast, and the tonal issues make this problem even worse

The final scene. Once again the show's pacing issues and tonal problems make this serious scene have no impact. I don't feel ANYTHING while watching it.

And then there's the reveal that Stolas and Blitz's feud in Ozzie's god was resolved with a fucking blink and you'll miss it text message. That's such a lazy and underwhelming way to resolve this conflict. Ya, this was the moment I officially lost my patience with season 2.

Well, this episode was just as bad as I remembered it being. This might actually be worse than Oops, but I'll wait until I rewatch that one.

#helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #hazbin hotel critical #vivziepop critical #western energy

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stillfrownyclownlol · 4 months

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Thanks to @canadianlucifer for the ships questions :>

MORE aidlyn because I just. Need this for my mental health guys.

Actually I've been thinking about doing stuff for other ships?? But idk let me know if yall wanna see that ^_^

1. Who would ask the other "would you still love me if i was a worm?" And what would the others reaction be?

...You guys know Aiden would ask 💀 He also asks stuff like "would you love me if I was a shoe" and other bullshit. Ash just looks at him like "...what."

2. Who plans the best dates?

Depends on your definition of best. Aiden plans all the cool/exciting stuff and he actually has the money for all the stuff he wants to do with her. Ash's dates are more romantic, if only by virtue that they're in quiet places where they can be alone. Tho neither of them plan dates a lot they just kinda end up alone together lol

3. Who's the best at carnival games?

Aiden's been to a lot of carnivals and he's a good shot with a BB gun! Ash doesn't really like carnivals (overstimulating) but she's good at the fish pond and ring toss.

4. Who drags the other onto rollercoasters?

Aiden LOVESSSS rollercoasters so much, its a great way to get his adrenaline up! He'll ask Ash a lot to go on one too, but he won't force her (rollercoasters are *really* loud, especially all the people screaming, and he wouldn't make her do anything that causes her pain)

5. Who does the most chores?

Ash is pretty strict about chores, and she makes sure any household stuff is evenly split between them, but...I mean, she helps Aiden with his own chores cuz he's really bad at cleaning and stuff 🫠

6. Who gets drunk faster?

At some point in the future: Depends what you mean. Aiden has a higher tolerance but he would also drink WAAAAAY more than Ash ever would, so he would get drunker "quicker", but if they were drinking exactly the same Ash would get tipsy faster (vertically challenged struggles fr 😔)

7. Who watches more reality TV?

Aiden likes all that crap like Big Brother and stuff, watches reruns at night when he can't sleep.

8. Who is more likely to insist their way is the best way, even though objectively its the worse?

Ash is more stubborn than Aiden is but her way is probably waaaay better than Aiden's way 🤡 Aiden might insist for a bit but he also finds arguing to be kinda boring so eventually he would drop it

9. Who believes in ghosts?

Ash doesn't believe in ghosts at all, and Aiden is really into the idea of ghosts and would LOVE evidence, but he also doesn't believe in them.

10. Who texts the other memes?

I don't think Ash has texted a meme to anybody in her entire life. So...Aiden.

11. Who makes the most typos/autocorrect mistakes?

Aiden because he types really fast and he doesn't bother to fix the mistakes lol

12. Who's the nervous flier?

Ash has never been on a plane, and she doesn't like doing stuff that's outside her comfort zone, so she's the more nervous flier. Aiden doesn't like flying but only because it means he needs to sit still for more than an hour and he cant do that shit happily 🤡

13. If they had matching profile pictures would they be cute/funny/weird?

Aiden would beg to match pfps because he's an absolute dork. it can't be anything too weird because like...Ash isn't into that. Would probably be smth really basic like Hello Kitty and Tuxedo Sam or whatever (he's Hello Kitty) if Ash even wanted to do it.

14. Who is better at writing formal emails?

Thank you discord for helping me settle this. We settled on Aiden because his parents/tutor definitely would have taught him how to do that so they could be in contact/to teach him about their job. Ash only does them for school and they end up really short and simple.

15. Who steals the others food?

Aiden always offers Ash his food, so she doesn't even need to steal 🤡 Aiden will do it mostly to mess with her lol

16. Who is more willing to commit murder for the other?

Lol. Guess. :)

17. When their kid is chanting "McDonalds!" Who is joining the chant, who is saying there's food at the house, and who is pulling up to order a single black coffee and leave?

Aiden is joining the chant because he's always up for McDonalds, but Ash is driving and she's driving home 😭

18. Who uses the most slang?

Aiden unironically

19. Who uses emoticons?

Aiden feels a spiritual connection with the smiley face emoticon

20. Who'd slay at the Met Gala?

Um they'd both slay 🤭 But Ash would slay harder I mean have you seen her fits??? I literally wanna steal her closet omg

#sbg #school bus graveyard #school bus graveyard webtoon #sbg (webtoon)#aidlyn #ashlyn banner #aiden clark #aiden x ashlyn

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limeade-l3sbian · 7 months

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I wish more people took stopping using makeup more seriously. I used to wear a full face(with the exception of foundation/concealer) and I stopped when I discovered radical feminism years ago. Now It’s been years since I used any and I stumbled across my makeup stash. I wanted to throw it out but before I did that I found a tinted lip gloss I used to love. I thought well why not try it on one last time before it goes in the trash? It’s most likely way too old now anyways so. I used it, it looks pretty still but I’m being genuine when I say I hate how I look with it on. It’s just a tinted lip gloss and yet I somehow thought nowadays that it looks too heavy on me. Whereas beforehand it was waaaaay too little to go outside. It’s so funny how the more we change our actual looks, the more jarring our real face becomes, and opposite: the more you rid yourself of the changes, the odder they look when they are applied once again.

!!!

#ask

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artbykays · 1 year

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THESE ARE JUST WAY TOO FUN

Facts about Redacted Kays:

- runs an empowered clinic

- again, the main baby sitter when Sam needs one for the new borns. (I spoil them so he tries to ask Vincent first before coming to me)

- speaking of Vincent…waaaaay before Lovely…I thought it would be funny to have kissed him at least once and be like “I thought kissing a prince would be magical”

- definitely helped out Lovely and their injuries with Adam before Sam arrived to finish (working at the clinic drained most of my magic so Sammy had to help). Also with Sam after Alexis. As a fellow healer, I’d know what that feel like when you can’t heal all the way so if train Sam a bit on knowing when to stop.

- Quinn haterrrrrrr, Alexis haterrrrr

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted audios #redacted asmr self insert #PUT ME IN REDACTED PLEASEEEE

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yanderelinkeduniverse · 1 year

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WELCOME BACK BESTIE! IVE MISSED YOU! HOWS LIFE? ARE YOU DRINKING YOUR WATER?

Ahem- sorry I'll compose myself. I see requests are open and was wondering if I could ask for some Yandere Wild? Maybe he comes back after totk and he introduces his new darling he met during his second journey? Kinda like-

Wild: this is my precious wildflower, if anything happened to them I would destroy every Hyrule and then myself.

Chain: you mean OUR new darli-

Wild, holding a ruby stick: No. No I did not.

(If you do anons can I be 🍙 anon?)

Hey first ask! I haven’t ever thought about doing those cute little anon emojis, but sure that sounds like fun!

Quick disclaimer, you haven’t done anything wrong anon, but I’m just gonna reiterate that I have not played ToTK so far and I do not want to be spoiled. All I know so far is that you can build crazy stuff, there’s lots of enemies, stuff happens to the Master Sword, and that’s about it, so please be kind and do not spoil major story beats for me.

Sorry, just wanted to get that out of the way and make sure everyone is in the know. Anyways onto the actual ask.

Something I find very funny is that, the way this ask is worded, just implies that Wild is constantly having to beat back his fellow heroes - who all want a piece of his darling - with a stick.

Funnily enough, waaaaay back when this blog wasn’t even created and I just had a couple of ideas for the Chain being yandere, I had the idea of Wild having an honest to goodness partner during his journey. Not a companion, a partner, someone who shared his burden and title as “The Hero” and was with him from waking up(also with amnesia) to defeating the Calamity.

So perhaps when Wild gets taken away from the Chain to go complete this second quest, he gets that sort of partner who helps him from beginning to end. Someone who eases his pain and keeps him company in those dark nights when his thoughts are too loud.

I’m sure that a darling that would absolutely make the Chain jealous and want to get close too, but Wild is just super possessive and doesn’t want to share this one good thing in his life. But since his partner is now also a hero in their own right, they get dragged along for the ride as well and Wild has to work overtime to make sure the Chain doesn’t try anything sneaky.

Not sure if this is what you were imagining, but it’s the first thing that came to mind!

#linked universe #yandere linked universe #linked universe x reader #yandere linked universe x reader #lu wild #tears of the kingdom #acrylic answers #🍙 anon #loz

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