#source: Tumblr

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

Duke: I fucking guess.

#source: tumblr #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing

[selfship-quotes]

S/I: No, no. These are horrors beyond your comprehension. I understand them, though. I desire them carnally.

#source: tumblr #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Shiho: And prayers. Holy shit.

#dcmk #magic kaito #shinshi #kudo shinichi #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Thad: *Sneezes*

V, in the vents: Bless you.

Thad: God?

#source: tumblr #incorrect murder drones #murder drones #incorrect quotes #serial designation v #md thad

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: *holding a deck of cards* Pick a card, any card.

Moon: …

Moon: Put my debit card back into my wallet, Eclipse.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #aka my missing 8pm post #from january 22nd

[fansiesmemes]

Davey: Jellyfish have been living for over 600000 years without brains

Jack: A ray of hope for Race then

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #david jacobs #davey jacobs #autistic davey jacobs #source: tumblr

[zootopiathingz]

Lute: your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Adam: jokes on him. I’ll ruin his fucking life.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #lute hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #guitarspear #source: tumblr

[marsinoff]

Max: I just got diagnosed as your soulmate, Charles. Charles: Yeah, sorry. Now we must spend the rest of our lives together.

#formula 1 #f1 #forever soulmates #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #f1 memes #source: tumblr

[incorrectjokerout]

Kris:I'm full of rage,but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

#joker out #incorrect quotes #incorrect joker out quotes #kris gustin #source: tumblr

[ask-runaan-anything]

Ethari: You know Archaic Draconic?

Runaan: I got bored with Ancient Draconic.

Ethari: You know Ancient Draconic??

Runaan: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Ethari: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Runaan: You don't know everything about me, Craftsman. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

#incorrect tdp #incorrect ruthari #runaan #ethari #source: tumblr

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Katherine: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Shelby: Katherine, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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[ph0t0dump]

#tumblraesthetic #artists on tumblr #photography #35mm photography #my art #film photography #women photographers #digital photography #aesthetic #art #source: tumblr #point and shoot #35mm camera #35mm color film #35mm film #35mm #digital camcorder #black and white photography #photographers #photo #grunge #soft aesthetic #soft girl #tumblr girls #art inspo #art inspiration #inspo #photo inspo #photo inspiration #filmcommunity

[selfship-quotes]

Alien F/O: Hello, I come in peace.

S/I: Bro, wtf an alien.

Alien F/O: Yeah, totally.

S/I: Dude, that is awesome. How can I totally be of assistance?

Alien F/O: Take me to your lizards.

S/I: ...

S/I: Do you mean leader?

Alien F/O: *hands S/I a satellite image of a T-Rex* Nah bro, take me to your lizards.

S/I: Bro...... you just...... I'm sorry bro...... you just missed um man...... you just barely missed them.

#source: tumblr #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

One of my favorite things to do is saying some extremely ridiculous and corny things in front of Rei and watching her go through the five stages of grief as she realizes she's still madly in love with me.

Minako

#sailor moon #incorrect sailor moon #minako aino #source: tumblr

[crybabycunt]

Kate: What's that in your hand?

Yelena: What?

Kate: (holds Yelena's hand) It's me.

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: I’m gonna kill you!

Eclipse: Seriously? I’ve died so many times that my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #aka my missing midnight post #from january 21st #tw death mention